gwad12345 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 "December 7, 2016, a date which will live in infamy." The first battle* [Ed. massacre] between the Tycoon World’s most famous alliances occurred. http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p405/gwad12345/hehe2_LI_zpsnf3hm3lh.jpg *OK, so I while I was writing I found out that there has actually already been one fight (sorry Stu) but I don’t feel like completely changing the premise so just accept this as the first fight for now. With that out of the way, allow me to proceed… In what was the first ever battle between the Musketeers and Convicted, the big Cs took a thorough ‘Fokin’ as chinless wonder and part time dictator Kim Jong Un dismantled some bum. The victory, while shocking to many in the MMA world, came as no surprise to Kim’s legion of devotees in the Peoples’ Republic, who, watching a live [Ed. delayed by 5 hours] feed back in Pyongyang, erupted into a standing ovation. http://media2.giphy.com/media/H2L0gd8Tq9v6o/giphy.gif The real story of the evening, however, came after the fight as the young North Korean’s manager, GWAD, who was understandably pleased to see the result, approached Convicted leader Chris Karter, the QFC King, to wish him better luck next time. Some sources claim GWAD may have inserted a comment which could be interpreted as smack talk but GWAD vigorously denied those allegations. In any case, Karter, was visibly upset to see GWAD and reacted regrettably, refusing to speak in polite conversation. http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p405/gwad12345/GWad_zps8gcigmfq.gif GWAD walks over to shake Karter’s hand post-fight and gets rejected As news of the faux pas between GWAD and CK broke, the MMA world became abuzz with speculation regarding CK’s valiant attempt to woo GWAD into Convicted. GWAD has already submitted his pre-approved application and signed his name in crayon as required and there are those that say Convicted is therefore legally bound to let him in. Betting markets have been thrown into turmoil as everyone tries to make sense of how this will affect the move. We believe there will be more news on this later. It must be stated that Karter has been uncharacteristically tight-lipped on the issue. For now, the only concrete takeaway from the evening is the bottom line. Let the record show, the score between the Musketeers and Convicted is: Musketeers: 2 Convicted: 0 12 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 And I thought Bjorn's fan fiction was bad. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surgeelurgee Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 now I know I had a fight today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted December 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 And I thought Bjorn's fan fiction was bad. My apologies for the superfluous first six paragraphs, those were intended for my non-convicted audience. I will now post an abridged version that I believe is up to the lofty stylistic standards that convicted has set. Musketeers: 2 Convicted: 0 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p405/gwad12345/GWad_zps8gcigmfq.gif Musketeers: 2 Convicted: 0 lol Chris Karter: 11 Musketqueers: 2 quitting one boyband and making a new one doesn't erase statistics. Klatz vs G Wad Klatz: 6 G Wad: 2 Your ass is owned by our Russian hitman. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted December 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 lol Chris Karter: 11 Musketqueers: 2 quitting one boyband and making a new one doesn't erase statistics. Klatz vs G Wad Klatz: 6 G Wad: 2 Your ass is owned by our Russian hitman. lmao Klatz: 16 (took me a while to count them all) Karter: 5 If you can't beat them, beg and cry until they join your alliance. Musketeers: 2 Convicted: 0 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 lmao Klatz: 16 (took me a while to count them all) Karter: 5 If you can't beat them, beg and cry until they join your alliance. Musketeers: 2 Convicted: 0 No secret Klatz has continuously beat my ass like a red-headed step child, but... what does that have to do with you? Leave it to a musketqueer to bask in a member of Convicted's glory. 11-2-1 vs the Musketqueers. I own your alliance. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingEpicity Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 A Tycoon News Special Report: In a shocking turns of event the world has been upended once again as the latest batch of Convicted match ups were revealed. Reports are flying in about loud disturbing noises being heard from Convicted headquarters after another crushing loss to the Musketeers alliance. With that, we leave you Little Binger Gread Thompson, our senior Convicted field consultant. Binger Gread: Thanks Jill, we are still reporting the news here as it comes in but early reports have concerned pedestrians calling into the police about a shrilly little girls voice vehemently attacking fellow Convicted members in a vocal lashing. Police were immediately concerned about why a female minor was in a MMA website headquarters with a bunch of a dudes and sent a squad car to investigate. Already on the scene myself I explained to them that it wasn't a female or a minor at all, that was the voice of a angry Chris Karter. The officers did not believe but upon inspection of the facility my claims were in fact, dead on. A ginger knows the sound of a angry ginger afterall. What we did not know yet though was why their poster boy and inspiration to all gingers(except Carrot Top) was so angry until fight results were fully revealed. FitzsimmonsvsHughes "As you can see above, the latest match up featured infamous Ryan "The Asterisk" Epicity against Convicted's highest ranked manager "Clever" Hans Schmidt. Things did not go as planned at all though as in a stunning upset Hans did NOT destroy the cheating bastard but instead, easily got out-slidered and handed another loss. This puts Convicted yet another loss behind the new alliance and I for one am sickened that The Asterisk gets to cheat his way to another win over another former No. 1 manager and get away with it right after he cheated another win away against former No. 1 Jorma. But the results have been recorded and facts do no lie as we have heard many times. The day that has lived in infamy has become 2 days and now 3 and I for one... I for one have nothing to say." In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Winston Hughes!Post fight, Winston Hughes took to the microphone: 'Ho ho! Silly commoner.'.Jim Fitzsimmons spoke after the fight, saying 'A jolly good scrap, old chum! I say, will you join me for a spot of gin and tonic?'. Winston Hughes 'Ho Ho! Good one sport, fetch me my towel!" Jim 'Yes daddy.' Musketeers: 3 Convicted: 0 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaleMan Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 I think we should rename this thread toFantastic idiots and where to find them 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 It is laughable how an alliance filled with runaways is bragging about a few wins. You can talk and win as many fights as you want, but you guys will always stay a joke. When Vendetta got the shocking news about the two biggest cheaters in MMATycoon history, a bunch of veteran managers and me stood up and said - Don't let the actions of those two bring your alliance down. Show that you are not like them, let Mike prove it and then come back stronger.- Half of your new fencing club are the cowards who didn't want to stay loyal to the alliance they used to be so proud off being in. The guys who stayed in Vendetta after the bad news, have earned my respect and from many others as well. I respect a guy like Conor now a lot more than either of you 'musketeers'. Change your alliance name to ' Costa Concordia ', as you have proven how trustworthy and loyal you are now. 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentor Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 World famous alliance? I did not even know there was an alliance called Musketqueers. Also, besides The Philosopher, are the other members not ex-Vendetta which ran away under the pressure? I could be mistaken, but this new group has a long way to go before being considered famous. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted December 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 Lol. This is great. I have one question for Bjorn. How would this noble opinion of yours been affected if I had joined your shitty alliance, like you begged me, after I left Vendetta? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 Lol. This is great. I have one question for Bjorn. How would this noble opinion of yours been affected if I had joined your shitty alliance, like you begged me, after I left Vendetta? Hahahaha.First of all I don't have a shitty alliance. Secondly, nobody begged. I said I would suggest your name if you were interested as you asked on the forum for a new alliance. I assumed you were actually looking for an alliance, not a gay fencing club with KGB and Ryan. The musketeers will never be worth a dime. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted December 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 Hahahaha. First of all I don't have a shitty alliance. Secondly, nobody begged. I said I would suggest your name if you were interested as you asked on the forum for a new alliance. I assumed you were actually looking for an alliance, not a gay fencing club with KGB and Ryan. The musketeers will never be worth a dime. You didn't answer my question. Also I never said I was looking for a new alliance. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingEpicity Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 Bjorn talking about loyalty and cowardice, that is classic! Let's check reactions from around the web... http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4644167/awkward-laughing-o.gif http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo30o8tPsJ1qiihmb.gif http://images.says.com/uploads/story_source/source_image/339304/249f.gif http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5d630e9f26276306842d23a53bd4fa3/tumblr_mzk52fncWs1stz4m5o1_500.gif http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/I-Love-Lucy-Awkward-face-Reaction-Gif.gif 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markyosullivan Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 Bjorn talking about loyalty and cowardice, that is classic! Let's check reactions from around the web... http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4644167/awkward-laughing-o.gif http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo30o8tPsJ1qiihmb.gif http://images.says.com/uploads/story_source/source_image/339304/249f.gif http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5d630e9f26276306842d23a53bd4fa3/tumblr_mzk52fncWs1stz4m5o1_500.gif http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/I-Love-Lucy-Awkward-face-Reaction-Gif.gif http://i.imgur.com/b9N5oSv.gif Careful what you say, you might force Bjorn to leave the forums until he gets a public apology, oh wait he already tried that once... Being serious, I actually had to look up what alliance Bjorn is in now, didn't have a clue who it was. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/b9N5oSv.gif Careful what you say, you might force Bjorn to leave the forums until he gets a public apology, oh wait he already tried that once... Being serious, I actually had to look up what alliance Bjorn is in now, didn't have a clue who it was. Look up in the division rankings or you won't find us. You better beat Maldini next with Busta or you are even a worse manager than I currently think you are. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markyosullivan Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 Look up in the division rankings or you won't find us. You better beat Maldini next with Busta or you are even a worse manager than I currently think you are. I guess the reason why I haven't heard of your alliance is because I don't recognise the names, Pawel is probably the only manager in the alliance with a lot of fighters fighting at a high level.. well some would argue GAMMA isn't that much of a high level. Well one of your alliance fighters is a familiar name... I hope you didn't give Scott Norton any advice before his fight with Diego Bustamante, otherwise it looks like Maldini will be suffering a quick defeat much like Norton did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 I guess the reason why I haven't heard of your alliance is because I don't recognise the names, Pawel is probably the only manager in the alliance with a lot of fighters fighting at a high level.. well some would argue GAMMA isn't that much of a high level. Well one of your alliance fighters is a familiar name... I hope you didn't give Scott Norton any advice before his fight with Diego Bustamante, otherwise it looks like Maldini will be suffering a quick defeat much like Norton did. Anything less than a quick defeat would be a showing of your incompetence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madbob Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 I guess the reason why I haven't heard of your alliance is because I don't recognise the names, Pawel is probably the only manager in the alliance with a lot of fighters fighting at a high level.. well some would argue GAMMA isn't that much of a high level. Well one of your alliance fighters is a familiar name... I hope you didn't give Scott Norton any advice before his fight with Diego Bustamante, otherwise it looks like Maldini will be suffering a quick defeat much like Norton did. Mark i know who is a worse manager. Rank proves it. But he is way better then i currently think he should be. He wont see it tho until he actually looks down from his high horse. (btw i just used almost the same words and just reordered them to fit my needs, being totally unoriginal and just saying almost the same thing someone else before said,. remind someone of someone?) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Mark i know who is a worse manager. Rank proves it. But he is way better then i currently think he should be. He wont see it tho until he actually looks down from his high horse. (btw i just used almost the same words and just reordered them to fit my needs, being totally unoriginal and just saying almost the same thing someone else before said,. remind someone of someone?) You just can't help yourself don't you...?You said you would completely ignore me and not post or reply to me at all. How long did that work out for you? But then again, you also said you would fight me only in title fights and we all know how that went... Rasputin runs very fast for a HW, I'll give you that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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