skull Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 Interview with the always exciting http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15130501601842.jpg Rick Piano by: Power Shark http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1602249914me.jpg (Piano shown here struggling to put a coherent sentence together) Shark: Here is a fighter who needs no introduction but here it is anyway! The man I'm talking about is Rick Piano. Rick is a very humble soft spoken individual who has always shown a mutual respect for his opponents. Rick: You must have me confused with someone else, dont be lying about me bitch! I'm sorry man im a little on edge, didnt mean to snap like that. CTE is a bitch Shark: Alright well I was about to point out how i was joking but no need now. Good thing i wore my brown pants today. Anyway so lets get to the point of all this. What is it you want to tell everyone? Rick: If you'd shut the hell up for a second I'll tell you! Little short ass bitch! Sorry about that short guys freak me out. Like how the fuck do you get things off the fridge? Can you even ride a roller coaster? Im just fucking with you man, calm down before i calm you down. Shark:.....so you had something to tell us? Rick: Oh yeah right. So after dealing with an overwhelming addiction to meth, viagra and blind hookers I began to realize things were going in a bad direction for me. My dick had been riddled with STDs and I got my ass kicked like 6 times in a row or something. I don't its all a blur i just know i was high ass fuck all the time and my dick hurt and i was sick of it! Shark: So how did you get past all that? Rick: First thing I did was buy some dick cream from a very reliable source Once that was cleared up I checked into rehab where I met this fine ass bitch who didnt mind the scars on my junk. Heres me about to bite her tits Shark: Thats awesome! Since getting clean you've managed to put together 4 wins by vicious KO with the latest being a former #1 Heavyweight as well, Stingray Spik or whatever it is. That win puts you back in ranks of some of the top heavyweights. So tell us whats next for Rick Piano? Piano: I'm ready to fight whoever the fuck wants it, any one that wants a piece of the big bad booty daddy all you gotta do is say word! So while i decide on where to fight next I'll put out an open invitation to whoever has a sack big enough to step up and and fight in a $1000000 winner take all. I dont give a fuck about your rank just whether you can fight or not. But dont come at me with no bullshit scrub bitch! Power Shark: Alright folks you heard it from the man himself! Anyone who wants a shot at Rick, now is your chance! And I'm hearing now from Rick that he will throw in an extra $500000 if its someone hes never faced before! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 Has Piano ever wanted to go toe-to-toe with a raving Techno Viking before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 For $1,000,000 Kilo will make Piano look foolish than the last time I smashed his face... I know Kilo's supposed to be rolling and hitting the mat, but he likes money and the blood gods crave violence... I would also put up 1,000,000 on Techno Viking (120 P4P, former #2 SHW) vs Rick Piano to headline SFL 25 in the H2O arena. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsquirrel Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 I remember Rick Piano well since he handed me my first loss in the game in a horrible mismatch. My noob build lasted 15 seconds against this private gym beast. Tower has since then served Piano a well cooled off revenge already. But Conor the Barbarian would be happy to pile on some more and take his lunch money too while at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skull Posted October 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 For $1,000,000 Kilo will make Piano look foolish than the last time I smashed his face... I know Kilo's supposed to be rolling and hitting the mat, but he likes money and the blood gods crave violence... I would also put up 1,000,000 on Techno Viking (120 P4P, former #2 SHW) vs Rick Piano to headline SFL 25 in the H2O arena. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15130501601842.jpg Rick Piano I was paid to take a dive in that fight, everyone knows it. Ill gladly take on Disco Barbarian or Kylo! I remember Rick Piano well since he handed me my first loss in the game in a horrible mismatch. My noob build lasted 15 seconds against this private gym beast. Tower has since then served Piano a well cooled off revenge already. But Conor the Barbarian would be happy to pile on some more and take his lunch money too while at it. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15130501601842.jpg Rick Piano I had just banged out 10 hookers before that Tower fight, so i was a little drained if ya know what i mean! I'll smack Conan the Barbarian around like I did Tower in the 2nd fight! But first come first serve so I guess we will let those other two play Rock, paper, scissors until they figure out whats up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 If Techno Viking doesn't want to dance with Piano, Kilo will knee fuck him so bad that he'll be shitting roids for a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skull Posted November 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2020 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15130501601842.jpg Rick Piano Haha didnt hardly break a sweat! And another one gone, and another one gone! Another one bites the dust! http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/round1.jpgThe bell rings for round one and we are underway!Viking looks for the body kick but Piano saw that one coming.Piano was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Viking.http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/cut2.gifIt looks like Rick Piano has been cut.Viking with a nice calf kick.Piano slips under a jab from Viking.It appears Piano was looking to counter with a kick there.Viking has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.Nice body punch from Piano .Piano misses the body punchletting Viking counter with a right hand.Piano misses with a wild body shot.Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Piano !http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/cut.gifIt looks like Techno Viking has been cut.We've been told by Piano 's head coaches at Power Shark Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/knockdown.gifPiano cracks Viking with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Viking looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Piano finish him?http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked.gifViking is rocked!This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/clinch.gifPiano gets in close and instigates a clinch.Viking is still on wobbly legs! Can Piano finish him?Piano scores with a nice hook to the head.Piano lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Viking to his knees! Piano keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rick Piano !Rick Piano was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted November 8, 2020 Report Share Posted November 8, 2020 lmao fuck cost me 1 mil. I seen Valentino got ktfo and was like Meh he probably deserved it. and totally forgot about this ? team @$$ fckd up a matchmakers plans and pockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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