Mannetosen Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13923225433299.pngThis is Arzlan. Arzlan is a 32-year-old man from Budapest who enjoys LARPing as a vampire because he thought Tom Cruise was sick in 'An Interview With a Vampire'. At age 18, he started training at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys in Rio de Janeiro. From day one, it was painfully obvious that he had the natural punching power of a dish rag. Despite this, Manny Tosen kept him around for shits and giggles. After an unheralded professional kickboxing career in which he went 4-3 against middling opposition, he made his MMA debut at age 24. To everyone's surprise, he managed to stop his first opponent in round one. Hurting another human being like that made the kind-hearted Arzlan deeply upset, and he swore to never hurt another living being ever again. 23 professional MMA fights and only one unfortunate KO later, Arzlan has solidified himself as the #1 lightweight and #3 pound-for-pound fighter in the world by taking on all comers and tickling them for 25 minutes at a time. Join the bandwagon and watch 'The Tickle Monster' become historic. Seriously, he needs the fans. 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HareRumpler Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 LMFAO...this was a serious "WTF did I just read!" moment for me! HAHAHAHAHA, read it to the wife and she actually giggled out loud, which she rarely does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted April 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 LMFAO...this was a serious "WTF did I just read!" moment for me! HAHAHAHAHA, read it to the wife and she actually giggled out loud, which she rarely does! The Tickle Monster claims another victim. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 Great fighter, have been following him for some time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 Great fighter, have been following him for some time. We all are sure that you do, creep. (actual footage of Camara his home office, also known as 'the pit') 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted April 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 Great fighter, have been following him for some time. I've barely followed him myself tbh, but he just kept winning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator001 Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 love your stuff lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 The Hungarian Hornet buzzes opponents with his little stingers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted May 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 Arzlan celebrated the Norwegian Constitution day by easily tickling another challenger for 25 minutes. Unfortunately, he pulled a muscle in his left index finger and will be out for three days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 Really makes you scratch your head at those 2 (T)KO wins lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted June 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2020 Teeeheeeheeehe, another satisfied customer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted June 14, 2020 Report Share Posted June 14, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne95 Posted June 15, 2020 Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 Tried not to laugh but damn man. Tickle Monster, Cool stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLoneWolf Posted June 15, 2020 Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 Legend says Arzlan once forced his training partner to tap out while Arzlan was at the bottom of a full mount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted June 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 Arzlan is the only MMA fighter whose hands have positive Yelp reviews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted June 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 Nobody can stop the Tickle Monster. Another challenger sorta chuckles for 25 minutes and then loses 50-45. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLoneWolf Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 Nobody can stop the Tickle Monster. Another challenger sorta chuckles for 25 minutes and then loses 50-45. My favorite part of the match is when the Tickle Monster feinted to tickle the tummy but ended up tickling the leg instead. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted October 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 I've forgotten to update this thread for a bit. Arzlan is now 34 years old, and has managed to avoid hurting anyone so far. He's suffered two unfortunate losses to fellow tickle monsters Enitan Arendse and Teodors Ozolinsh, but is currently on a 3 fight tickling streak and is currently ranked #2 in the world at lightweight. Hopefully, he'll be able to win the rubber match with Arendse for the undisputed Tickle King title. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbMogg Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 Can you post some links to his ticklefests?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne95 Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 Tickle Monster back in Top 10 P4P, the tickle continues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted November 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 He won back his belt in a vulgar display of tickling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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