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#21 kenlow73

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Posted 12 August 2017 - 02:43 AM

Why do 24 hour stores have locks on the doors?

 

If you chew you peanuts, why do they come out in halves when you take a crap?


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Posted 12 August 2017 - 03:03 AM

If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn’t they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren’t we all masochist?


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Posted 12 August 2017 - 09:09 PM

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

 

Sad but true.

 

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Posted 12 August 2017 - 09:34 PM

Why do feet smell and noses run XD
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Posted 13 August 2017 - 09:44 AM

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?


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Posted 13 August 2017 - 04:52 PM

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?


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#27 kenlow73

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Posted 16 August 2017 - 12:57 AM

Does Mike realize he gave humors his real name?


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Posted 16 August 2017 - 03:38 AM

why is it called a toothbrush instead of a teethbrush?


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Posted 16 August 2017 - 04:03 AM

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?


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Posted 16 August 2017 - 04:13 AM

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? 


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Posted 23 August 2017 - 07:22 AM

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

 

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Posted 26 August 2017 - 08:31 AM

If bedbugs are found on beds, who ever came up with the name Cockroach?


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Posted 26 August 2017 - 02:05 PM

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

 

Perpetual motion, duh.


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Posted 28 January 2018 - 10:33 PM

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


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Posted 31 January 2018 - 01:19 AM

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

This one is answerable. Someone just has to perform the test to find out.


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#36 BlakePhoenix

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Posted 31 January 2018 - 01:21 AM

 

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

 

 

No, it is called a signing, as in assigning blame.

 

And if that is the case, are all famous people who do signings therefore deaf criminals?


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Posted 31 January 2018 - 01:08 PM

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


 

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#38 Cobb

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Posted 02 February 2018 - 03:53 AM

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


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Posted 02 February 2018 - 01:09 PM

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?


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#40 Cobb

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Posted 03 February 2018 - 08:08 AM

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

 

HAHAHA, might be the best one yet.

 

Why do they call it asteroids when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it hemorrhoids when it's in your butt?


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