Guest Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 *We caught up to the Stoner Fight League lightweight champion, the aptly named Passthe Bong, after his dominating ass-whipping of #1 contender Draft Beer. The 50-43 decision moved Passthe to a perfect 8-0 record with 7 wins by way of (T)KO, and only three fights leaving the first round* Reporter: "Congratulations on your big win, Bong! Always a big fan! Tell the fans what is going through your head right now!" Bong: "Dude, say what? What did I win again? Uhm, do I even know you? I don't need a new vacuum cleaner, man. Sheesh, you guys sure are persistent" Reporter: "Mr. Bong, I am of course talking about your perfect title defense today! I loved the way you used Draft's incredibly awkward build against him. The way you weaved in, worked his body, used the cage against him and plain out domin-- what is that smell?" *Out of nowhere, Passthe has pulled out a blunt and lit it. The familiar smell of marijuana fills the locker room* Reporter: "Is this your post-fight ritual? Is there any particular reason for your post-fight smok--" *Bong breaks me off mid-sentence* Bong: "Dude, mind being like.. quiet? I'm training, can't ya see? ..*Passthe inhales the smoke*.. I learned this technique from watching my hero.. what was his name again? Something Spliffs or I dunno... Anyways, he calls it "green meditation". It's like, ya see, the training method of champions. Now, if you'd excuse me.." *We are thrown out by the surprisingly strong lightweight. Thanks to Passthe Bong for taking the time to.. answer our questions* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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