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Screw, Marry, Kill


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Fuck it, Steve Buscemi is one of my favorite actors, I'd marry him.

 

Might as well fuck Betty White while Im at it; not sure if that would qualify me as necropheliac.

Kill Susan Boyle (would not touch the corpse).

I think there is a possibility I'd reconsider my choices with a gun to my head in real life.

 

Mariah Carey, Jenny From the Block, Madonna?

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Fuck it, Steve Buscemi is one of my favorite actors, I'd merry him.

 

Might as well fuck Betty White while Im at it; not sure if that would qualify me as necropheliac.

Kill Susan Boyle (would not touch the coprse).

I think there is a possibility I'd reconsider my choices with a gun to my head in real life.

 

Mariah Carey, Jenny From the Block, Madonna?

Screw: Madonna for sure

Marry: Mariah Carey

Kill: Jenny, because:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF-RBI3ePhk

 

Boy George, Tomas "Tomboy" Bickham or Triggered Feminist

 

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Uh...Not into guys but the only way I can do this is...

 

Screw: Bickam
Marry: Boy George
Kill: The Triggered Feminist

 

Felicia Day, Anna Camp, Lea Michele

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Screw: Felicia Day

Marry: Anna Camp

Kill: Lea Michele

 

 

Margaret Thatcher, Barbara Bush or Supermodel Bar Refaeli who also happens to be your cousin...........Sorry for this one...LOL

 

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Screw the cousin is the only reasonable option, dont even care who the other 2 are

Marry: Tatcher, EMPIRE

Kill: Bush, always

 

Emma Stone, Kirsten Dunst, Shailene Woodley

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Screw: Tony the Tiger...IT'S GREAT!!!!

Marry: Captain Crunch

Kill: Count Chocula like the Vampire he is

 

Valentina Shevchenko, Antonina Shevchenko, Meisha Tate

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