Rambo Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 "Womba hits like a girl and Kelly would make a better ring girl than manager." - Chris Karter http://i.imgur.com/J83NlaY.png Holy Pimps & Hoes Smokudju Womba (+270)vsTaj al Din (-400) ______________________________________________________________________________________ "Behind every war, there's a story." Ascension : Devil's Revenge http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/knockdown.gif al Din drops Grossman with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Grossman looks back up at him and smiles so al Din waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked.gifGrossman is rocked!The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! OH! Grossman has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! al Din smells blood and charges in for the finish! al Din unloads a vicious overhand right and connects to the jaw of Grossman sending him face first to the canvas! Unbelievable!Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Taj al Din! _______________________________________________________________________________________"It's best to conquer adversity with an iron fist and a gallon of excellence." Ascension: Nova Era al Din scores with a decent looking hook.http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked.gifKenji is rocked!http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/cut.gifKurokawa Kenji's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters. al Din throws a push kick but Kenji slaps the foot to one side. Kenji is still on wobbly legs! Can al Din finish him? al Din looks to land a combination but Kenji avoids it well. Kenji seems to have recovered his senses. al Din fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kenji. al Din fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/knockdown.gif al Din drops Kenji with a beautiful combination! Kenji stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - al Din is looking for the KO!The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kurokawa Kenji's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Taj al Din!Taj al Din decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. _______________________________________________________________________________________"When a defining moment comes along, you can do 1 of 2 things. Define the moment, or let the moment define you." Ascension: Letting Go al Din cracks Sackett on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Sackett falls backwards against the cage. al Din follows up with more strikes that drop Sackett to his knees. al Din keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Sackett! This one is all over!Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Taj al Din!Taj al Din is the new light heavyweight champion!Taj al Din took some time post fight to say the following; "When a defining moment comes along, you can do 1 of 2 things. Define the moment, or let the moment define you. Ladies & gents, give it up for Yance Sackett!" (raises the former champs hand in the air & the crowd goes wild) "You have the heart of a warrior mate. Respect. Let's burn one down." _______________________________________________________________________________________ "Ascension and Geezer's Palace merged, I beat their champion."Hickok misses with a left hand and al Din counters with a right, left combo that wobbles Hickok badly! al Din follows up with a massive right hook, straight to the bridge of the nose that knocks Hickok out cold! Oh wow, what a finish! Very reminiscent of Koscheck vs Yoshida as Taj al Din finished him against the cage.Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Taj al Din! "I earned my way back to the title..." al Din lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Manoel - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for al Din!Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Taj al Din! "After I won it, I defended it against all of Ascension's contenders." al Din lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Sturd can't take much more of this!Another big shot to the jaw from al Din and Sturd drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by al Din. Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Taj al Din! "I have fought on the biggest stages of the game, from the LA Coliseum to the Wombley Arena.I cleared the division and moved to another top 10 organization to take on their champ, AJ Hearts.We fought. He wrestled. I prevailed." al Din cracks Hearts with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Hearts tumbling backwards onto the mat.He tries to recover but al Din pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight!Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Taj al Din! "I respect Womba's submission ability. He's one of the best in the world, but he's not the only fighter that can end the fight from his back." Axelsson is posturing up here but al Din has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar!Axelsson tries to roll out but it's too tight and Axelsson has to tap! Slick submission there by al Din! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Taj al Din! "They say I need to watch out for Womba's guard, but I think he should beware of mine." http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/takedown.gif al Din successfully pulls guard. al Din keeping moving, preventing Archer from controlling successfully. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/sub.gif al Din is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Archer frees his head nicely.Oh but al Din has switched to an armbar! Archer is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 4, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Taj al Din!http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/sub.gif Vandalay is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but al Din has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle.Vandalay is looking to defend but al Din has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Vandalay!Taj al Din pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Vandalay taps out and this one is all over!Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Taj al Din!http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/sub.gif al Din has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think McDonald should be able to defend this one pretty easily though.Oh, Taj al Din has tightened it up now! McDonald should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Taj al Din! "We are two of the best fighters on the planet, it's a fight that the fans have wanted to see for a long time, and thisis a fight that I have pushed for in the past. This will most likely go down as the biggest fight of both of our careers. Good luck Womba. You will need it. May the best man win, and we will burn one down when the dust settles." 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KellyM5 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 I'm not one for roleplay so I'll let Womba's 5 wins over you do the talking http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/sub.gif Womba is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Nabijos frees his head nicely. Oh but Womba has switched to an armbar! Nabijos is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 5, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Smokudju Womba! dies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 46:49Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 46:49Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 46:49In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Smokudju Womba! http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/sub2.gif Womba is looking to sinch up a triangle. Diggs throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Womba's body to avoid the submission. Womba has instead reached around Diggs's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Womba arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Smokudju Womba! Smokudju Womba retains his light heavyweight title! http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/sub2.gif Womba is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Diggs is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Smokudju http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/sub.gif Womba working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Kanen doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Womba is tightening it up a little... Kanen has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Kanen reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Kanen taps out! Nice BJJ there by Womba! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Smokudju Womba! I like your odds. Bet on Womba guys! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Fighter of the year at stake! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 46:49? That's verging on a crime of passion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted November 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 46:49? That's verging on a crime of passion. To be fair, Diggs got auto-flown into that fight and came in around 85% energy... but the two times he came in at 100% he got subbed lol. Poll added. I'm not one for roleplay so I'll let Womba's 5 wins over you do the talking I like your odds. Bet on Womba guys! There's no satisfaction in beating a girl at video games. I let you win to boost your confidence. I imagine if a girl is dabbling in a browser game like mmatycoon she can use all the confidence boosters she can get. As if it weren't obvious enough that my guys are jobbing these fights when they're all tapping out left and right. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Din has been working on his guard with the legendary Jan Paulsen, I see him subbing the sub king. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 I see caution on the side of Din, going for precision and points and not wanting the red on Womba's belt to be from the tears of blood he cries as he gets choked out. Points win for Din. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 al Din's ground game is decent, he has never been subbed, but time for changes is coming since he is fighting against one of the best, if not the best grappler in the game who ever existed - Womba via submission. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Karter is the KO king and he likes to pee on people but I think with the current game engine Womba is enjoying quite an edge so... Womba by dec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coton81 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Im going with aldin not sure how though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showdown Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Taj by KTFO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted November 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 http://guncontrolnowusa.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/nra-jesus.jpg CHRIS KARTER VS Kelly McGrady http://prommanow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kim-winslow.jpg 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 I'm not one for roleplay so I'll let Womba's 5 wins over you do the talking http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/sub.gif Womba is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Nabijos frees his head nicely. Oh but Womba has switched to an armbar! Nabijos is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 5, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Smokudju Womba! dies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 46:49 Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 46:49 Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 46:49 In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Smokudju Womba! http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/sub2.gif Womba is looking to sinch up a triangle. Diggs throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Womba's body to avoid the submission. Womba has instead reached around Diggs's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Womba arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent. Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Smokudju Womba! Smokudju Womba retains his light heavyweight title! http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/sub2.gif Womba is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Diggs is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Smokudju http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/sub.gif Womba working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Kanen doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Womba is tightening it up a little... Kanen has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Kanen reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Kanen taps out! Nice BJJ there by Womba! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Smokudju Womba! I like your odds. Bet on Womba guys! Haha Chris just got owned! I bet 1k on Womba, i'm just sad that I can't bet more than 1k with those odds, but it's understandable Chris don't want to lose all his money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KellyM5 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 LOL I searched Chris Karter in Bing images and it's a bunch of gay dudes sucking dick. hahaha 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xanax Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 Holy shiiiiit! I don't play chess, but I know whose move it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted November 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 LOL I searched Chris Karter in Bing images and it's a bunch of gay dudes sucking dick. hahaha Listen here Fallon Fox, your search engine has either adjusted to your preferences/recent history or you need to learn to hit the enter key after you type in the search box lol... http://www.bing.com/images/search?q="chris+karter"&go=&qs=n&form=QBIR&pq="chris+karter"&sc=1-14&sp=-1&sk= Taj will make Womba work the pipe, stroke the shaft, and swallow the gravy. Then I will do my best impression of R. Kelly on Womba's manager. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 Taj is into dudes?! I guess it makes sense that a sport that involves sweaty blokes in their undies rubbing up against each other would be the first to actively wave the gay pride banner. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 Conquer @ConquerClothing GL to @TazDevilTaj420 taking on @SmokudjuWomba420 for the @EVO LHW strap! Don't miss this one...or the afterparty! It's gonna be #DANK! #DoubleC #ConquerClothing @CKeppelrun420 @KMcGrady420 @HTH @ASC 11/07/13 10:42 PM 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KellyM5 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 Listen here Fallon Fox, your search engine has either adjusted to your preferences/recent history or you need to learn to hit the enter key after you type in the search box lol... http://www.bing.com/images/search?q="chris+karter"&go=&qs=n&form=QBIR&pq="chris+karter"&sc=1-14&sp=-1&sk= Taj will make Womba work the pipe, stroke the shaft, and swallow the gravy. Then I will do my best impression of R. Kelly on Womba's manager. Take off the quotations and turn off safe search filter. lol. Taj by TDPW then I assume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted November 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 (edited) Taj is into dudes?! I guess it makes sense that a sport that involves sweaty blokes in their undies rubbing up against each other would be the first to actively wave the gay pride banner. That comment will probably give Kelly an erection. Take off the quotations and turn off safe search filter. lol. Taj by TDPW then I assume? Haha eh no thanks lol.. I'll take your word for it. Safe engine filter FTW. and yes, it's safe to assume that all my fighters will win by TDPW. They all enter the cage with a rainbow colored flag hanging from their shoulders and pink Dennis Hallman banana thongs. Edited November 8, 2013 by CKeppelrun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrClean Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/gallery/1307717/81734012.jpg Taj vs Womba. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KellyM5 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 ...They all enter the cage with a rainbow colored flag hanging from their shoulders and pink Dennis Hallman banana thongs. http://i.imgur.com/MadFuD2.jpg 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter09 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 This has turned into sonething from queer version of Ron Jeremy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 How did the fight of the year promotion become a homosexual romance novel? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Italscratch Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 http://imageshack.us/a/img600/9827/3zr.gif One of them after the fight Outcome: 1. Womba trying to buttscoot but Din puts end to it. http://imageshack.us/a/img35/4933/r691.gif 2. Al Din gets downed and Womba steals his soul http://imageshack.us/a/img62/9392/5kzp.gif 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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