If you can not laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at? Lets have some fun at my expense 2 times.
I will pay 250k to the person who creates the best Haiku about old Steel Penn.
What is a Haiku?
Japanese haiku have been traditionally composed in 5-7-5 syllables. When poets started writing English haiku in the 1950's, they adopted this 5-7-5 form, thinking it created a similar condition for English-language haiku. This style is what is generally considered "traditional" English haiku.
So let it fly and don't hold back this is all about having fun so be creative and enjoy yourselves!
Scooby Jr will pick a winner in a few days