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Zai "Doo" Druggs

Record: 3-2, 3 knockouts

CMMA 145lb Champion

Real Savage

"I called it. Takamura would fall to ground strikes or submission at round 2. There is only one wild beast, Savage Primal Force here. Thats the champ. Savage first champ. The Doo."

It was a warm warm summer night at California, about 89°F at Los Angeles. The Arena was almost sold out.

With 4 submissions, 2 knockouts and only 2 fights going to decision, the event was delivering what the crowd paid for. The octagon mat was stained with blood. You could cut the air with a knife, that's how heavy anticipation was. Still, Zai Druggs was calm. Seiza-kneeling at the pre-fight warm-up room's mat, Zai was facing the tranquility before the storm.

It was time. Snowblind, by Black Sabbath, kicks in. That's his cue to get up and show every paying customer that night what real savagery looks like.

 

While he walked to the ring, the former champ was already inside the octagon, staring him down from the red corner. A red beast staring from his bloody throne. Much older, more battle tested. Undefeated. 7 wins, 7 knockouts. A true test for a true warrior.

The ring announcer call their names, the bell rings. Two beasts locked, one savage walks out standing.

After a powerful looking jab and a headkick that would decapitate the gods themselves, the old warrior shivers. He starts walking back and looking for a counter, never having faced such a vicious animal. The young challenger, driven by his mushroom intoxication, can only push forward.

After 55 seconds, a crushing hook from hell that would split the Red Sea in two. This one lands tho, marking the beginning of a new era.

 

 

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zai Druggs!

Zai Druggs is the new featherweight champion!

Zai Druggs made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'These are Savage Fists. Y'ALL AIN'T READY FOR THIS POWER! SAVAGE FIGHTWEAR SCHOOL OF PAIN, FIGHTGEAR OF CHAMPS!'.

 

 

 

 

 

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Hello everybody,



Tomorrow night CMMA's biggest event yet will take place. There will be not 1, not 2, but 3 titles on the line! It promises to be a amazing night of fights!



The 1st title fight will be for the 155lbs title. Reigning champ Jamal Adams (4-1) will defend his belt against Jake Summers (3-2). Jake Summers had a rough start with his career, losing his first 2 fights. He knew he had to step up his training and sure he did. He is now on a 3 fight win streak and looking to dethrone Jamal Adams. Adams will most likely want to get Summers to the ground where he has the advantage, lets see if Summers has improved his grappling defense. If he can keep the fight standing Summers will be able to use his boxing advantage. We will find out if Adams can succesfully defend his belt for the 2nd time, or we might have a new champion crowned. Good luck to both fighters, it surely will be a great fight!



The 2nd title fight will be for the 205lbs title. The current champ Saidou Toure (8-1) is a Muay Thai specialist and is also looking to defend his belt for the 2nd time. His opponent is undefeated prospect Might Lightning (3-0). Lightning will have a big wrestling advantage over Toure, so he will probably will try to use that to become the new lightweight champion. Might Lightning has finished all his opponents, Toure has TKOed 6 of his opponents, only went to a decision 2 times. So there is a big chance somebody will get finished here. Good luck Toure and Lightning, may the best man win and go home with the gold!



The 3rd title fight will be for the 185lbs title. Current champ Barack Obaminator (4-1) will be defending his belt for the 2nd time against the undefeated Cin Drallig (6-0). Both fighters are finishers! Barack Obaminator is a wizard on the ground, all his 4 wins are by submission. His nasty armbars and triangles are just so dangerous! Drallig is a feared striker with very heavy punches, defeating all his opponents in the very first round. Actually none of his opponents could last longer than 2 minutes! This will be another amazing title fight that the fans will love. Good luck to both fighters, expect fireworks in this one!



The rest of the card will be amazing as well, as said this is CMMA's biggest event yet. There will a lot of movement in the rankings and i want to thank everyone to be part of California MMA.


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That's two title defenses in a row for the number 1 P4P fighter in the org, this time via first round sub. That's not enough for Jamal Adams, who not only wants to be the champ, but wants to be the undisputed GOAT. Is it time for another contender to get smashed, or is it time for the inevitable trilogy fight with Oliviera? Whoever the contract has on there, you can be sure Jamal will be ready to destroy.

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That's two title defenses in a row for the number 1 P4P fighter in the org, this time via first round sub. That's not enough for Jamal Adams, who not only wants to be the champ, but wants to be the undisputed GOAT. Is it time for another contender to get smashed, or is it time for the inevitable trilogy fight with Oliviera? Whoever the contract has on there, you can be sure Jamal will be ready to destroy.

 

 

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That's two title defenses in a row for the number 1 P4P fighter in the org, this time via first round sub. That's not enough for Jamal Adams, who not only wants to be the champ, but wants to be the undisputed GOAT. Is it time for another contender to get smashed, or is it time for the inevitable trilogy fight with Oliviera? Whoever the contract has on there, you can be sure Jamal will be ready to destroy.

 

Jepsen is coming for that belt

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California MMA is now looking for a writer. We signed a lot of new great talents lately so there will be a lot of awesome fights coming up with some great storylines! This will bring Cali MMA to a new level and it would be even more exciting and fun for all fighters and managers who are part of us! If you are interested please send me a PM so we can work something out.

 

Greets Hassan

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Hello everybody,

 

Tomorrow night CMMA's biggest event yet will take place. There will be not 1, not 2, but 3 titles on the line! It promises to be a amazing night of fights!

 

The 1st title fight will be for the 145lbs title. Reigning champ Jamal Adams (4-1) will defend his belt against Jake Summers (3-2). Jake Summers had a rough start with his career, losing his first 2 fights. He knew he had to step up his training and sure he did. He is now on a 3 fight win streak and looking to dethrone Jamal Adams. Adams will most likely want to get Summers to the ground where he has the advantage, lets see if Summers has improved his grappling defense. If he can keep the fight standing Summers will be able to use his boxing advantage. We will find out if Adams can succesfully defend his belt for the 2nd time, or we might have a new champion crowned. Good luck to both fighters, it surely will be a great fight!

 

The 2nd title fight will be for the 205lbs title. The current champ Saidou Toure (8-1) is a Muay Thai specialist and is also looking to defend his belt for the 2nd time. His opponent is undefeated prospect Might Lightning (3-0). Lightning will have a big wrestling advantage over Toure, so he will probably will try to use that to become the new lightweight champion. Might Lightning has finished all his opponents, Toure has TKOed 6 of his opponents, only went to a decision 2 times. So there is a big chance somebody will get finished here. Good luck Toure and Lightning, may the best man win and go home with the gold!

 

The 3rd title fight will be for the 185lbs title. Current champ Barack Obaminator (4-1) will be defending his belt for the 2nd time against the undefeated Cin Drallig (6-0). Both fighters are finishers! Barack Obaminator is a wizard on the ground, all his 4 wins are by submission. His nasty armbars and triangles are just so dangerous! Drallig is a feared striker with very heavy punches, defeating all his opponents in the very first round. Actually none of his opponents could last longer than 2 minutes! This will be another amazing title fight that the fans will love. Good luck to both fighters, expect fireworks in this one!

 

The rest of the card will be amazing as well, as said this is CMMA's biggest event yet. There will a lot of movement in the rankings and i want to thank everyone to be part of California MMA.

 

I think you mispelled there. Jamal is 155 champ.

145 is ruled by Zai Druggs

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California MMA Champ Toby Keith Yrkje Wins Prestigeous Award

Last Saturday, the annual Farmer's Ball was held at Skjoldastraumen, Norway. Every self-respecting cowpoke, hillbilly, AmCar enthusiast, farmer, Covid truther and racist in the greater Haugalandet area was present. The star of the show was, as usual, local MMA fighter Toby Keith Yrkje. TKY is a pillar of the community, and is considered a pioneer by the other villagers, as he's the first area man to learn English, finish all 10 years of compulsory education, and win an MMA title in an international organisation.

A completely different accomplishment was the source of adoration this time, though. Earlier this year, TKY had set a world record. In 24 hours he had tipped an astounding 2400 cows, 100 cows an hour, without the assistance of any of the three M's of competitive cow tipping: men, machines, or methamphetamines. He easily beat the old cow tipping record, a 1986 effort by Kentucky farmer Cleetus McDonald, by over 700 cows.

Well done, TKY!

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California MMA Champ Toby Keith Yrkje Wins Prestigeous Award

 

Last Saturday, the annual Farmer's Ball was held at Skjoldastraumen, Norway. Every self-respecting cowpoke, hillbilly, AmCar enthusiast, farmer, Covid truther and racist in the greater Haugalandet area was present. The star of the show was, as usual, local MMA fighter Toby Keith Yrkje. TKY is a pillar of the community, and is considered a pioneer by the other villagers, as he's the first area man to learn English, finish all 10 years of compulsory education, and win an MMA title in an international organisation.

 

A completely different accomplishment was the source of adoration this time, though. Earlier this year, TKY had set a world record. In 24 hours he had tipped an astounding 2400 cows, 100 cows an hour, without the assistance of any of the three M's of competitive cow tipping: men, machines, or methamphetamines. He easily beat the old cow tipping record, a 1986 effort by Kentucky farmer Cleetus McDonald, by over 700 cows.

 

Well done, TKY!

 

This made me howl lol

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Havar "Sub Zero" Bjornbak

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"The whole 265lb division is running scared. Somebody just sign the contract and I promise I'll make it quick."

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"Hele 265lb divisjonen kjører redd. Noen bare signerer kontrakten, og jeg lover at jeg skal gjøre det raskt"


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Havar "Sub Zero" Bjornbak

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"The whole 265lb division is running scared. Somebody just sign the contract and I promise I'll make it quick."

//

"Hele 265lb divisjonen kjører redd. Noen bare signerer kontrakten, og jeg lover at jeg skal gjøre det raskt"

 

For Valhalla!

#CMMA

 

 

 

You know that sword is not allowed in the cage right? And also the baby seal coat has got to go, I'm afraid. Just Havar and his speedo.

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Havar "Sub Zero" Bjornbak

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"The whole 265lb division is running scared. Somebody just sign the contract and I promise I'll make it quick."

//

"Hele 265lb divisjonen kjører redd. Noen bare signerer kontrakten, og jeg lover at jeg skal gjøre det raskt"

 

For Valhalla!

#CMMA

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TKY

 

Kanskje du burde være mer bekymret for det at du åpenbart ikke kan skrive norsk enn de digre, feite klovnene i tungvektsklassen? Typisk fjellaper.

 

Ps: slank deg, så kan du få danse med djevelen du også.

 

XOXO, TKY

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TKY

 

Kanskje du burde være mer bekymret for det at du åpenbart ikke kan skrive norsk enn de digre, feite klovnene i tungvektsklassen? Typisk fjellaper.

 

Ps: slank deg, så kan du få danse med djevelen du også.

 

XOXO, TKY

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Zai "Doo" Druggs

"Hey friend lend me some of that mushroom you using, stuff must be good"

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CMMA 49

 

 

185 lbs Peguero Jean Philippe defeats Zett Jukassa KO (Punch) 185 lbs Title

170 lbs Shawn Michaels defeats Toby Keith Yrkje KO (Punch) 170 lbs Title

170 lbs Mental Warrior defeats Luck Chiddell TKO (Strikes)

185 lbs Barack Obaminator defeats Hank Smith Submission (Armbar)

185 lbs Gus McCrae defeats Kyle Switzer TKO (Strikes)

155 lbs Marlon Oliveira defeats Chris Stevens Submission (Kimura)

185 lbs Joe Exotic defeats Vadik Koslov Submission (Armbar)

145 lbs Spencer Williams defeats Frank Lucas Iv Submission (Americana)

155 lbs Jake Summers defeats Da Lusen Decision (Unanimous)

265 lbs Sven Torvik defeats Sokhan Gaki TKO (Strikes)

 

 

It was ugly, it was beautiful. Well done boys. Huge upsets imho for both the 185 lbs and the 170lbs title.

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