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Nathan "Knuckles" Silver

 

My opponent may be sad about having his ass handed to him twice, but the fat f##k is is so sad he's sitting in his room eating chocolates and is now struggling to make the 155 limit. But either way, I'm pretty angry after losing my last fight and i will take all my frustrations out on that fat f%#k Witcher.

And when I'm done with him I'm gonna punch out the next guy that stands in my way. All you p#$$!3$ can try to take the fight to the ground but you gotta try to avoid my fist as you do so. POW!

 

I got in touch with Mike Tycoon about Witchers weight.. I said they both really want to fight and asked him if he thinks he would make weight, he replied saying that e cut a few pounds off of his weight so that he Would make weight. I sincerely hope he does! Surely if Mike said he will he will. Anyway good luck.

 

I'm gonna give 25k to the manager of the seasons fasted ko and fastest sub.

 

Very kind, thanks.

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I got in touch with Mike Tycoon about Witchers weight.. I said they both really want to fight and asked him if he thinks he would make weight, he replied saying that e cut a few pounds off of his weight so that he Would make weight. I sincerely hope he does! Surely if Mike said he will he will. Anyway good luck.

 

 

I actually noticed that he lost a few pounds in a day. I actually thought i miscalculated but it looks like Mike put him through an intense diet so he will make weight. He's still going down though...

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You are gonna get tapped. If not by one of the other competitors in the tournament than definately by me.

 

 

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Nathan "Knuckles" Silver

 

Mate, you better hope that someone taps me. I'm gonna knock all the hair off your caveman looking face.

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Steve,way to beat a guy who was made 2 weeks ago and not in a gym.

 

Also Project XXX has gone quiet. Probably just sad he won't get the chance to shave me anytime soon.

 

Mr Crazy I believe I owe you a beer.

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Also anybody heard from Witcher?

 

I'm genuinely concerned for his safety.

 

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Nathan "Knuckles" Silver

 

The fat f#*k is probably at some greasy fast food place stuffing his face and drowning his sorrows after the beatdown i delivered on him. Next stop, Grim Reaper.

 

What can I say about Reaper? Well, Hairface has already beat him and i guess it's my turn to beat him down to get me one step closer to taking Hairball's belt.

 

Also, Chuck Norris actually died 15 years ago. The Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him. When I'm done with him, he'll also be too beaten up to do anything.

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Well since it looks like I taught Grim that sometimes shit talking can really backfire on you if you do it to the wrong man It seems he's gone silent since our little tussle.

He won't talk shit, but I will.

 

If you win It's because you got a gift by fighting a guy dumb enough to stand with you. If you lose It's because you are a one dimensional idiot who doesn't have the heart, balls, wrestling skill, chin or ground game to compete at a sport where above all else these traits are vital. You probably won't beat Grim and you definaetly won't win this tournament, much less my shiny piece of metal.

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Nathan "Knuckles" Silver

 

Well Hairball, did you ever hear from that overweight Witcher? I'm still trying to get the smell of gravy off my fist from the beatdown i gave him.

And in a few days time Reaper will take me one step closer to getting my hands on you.

 

As for me being one dimensional, we'll see how dimensional i am when i cave your hairy face in with my knuckles. But it wont be all bad for you...

I might use some of my winnings to treat you to a haircut.

 

With the leftover money, i MIGHT buy you a beer. None for Witcher though. He needs to watch his diet.

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I'm pretty sure leon killed himself with his sadness or choked on a hoagie after your fight.

 

Wow you made a joke about my hair. How clever. And original. What a clever and original person you must be.

 

Isn't it odd that that the only people in here talking shit are the losers of this tournament?

 

The real contenders must be training.

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WPR: Bellator Semis

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Welcome to the WPR: Bellator semis. I’m Lightweight champion Thomas Nxon here to give my unrepentantly biased and hateful preview of the madness sure to transpire here tonight.

 

 

 

 

 

Eaven Krzystos vs. "Pitbull" Aguinaldo Salcido

Our first fight of the night is going to be a sad, one sided ass beating. A short miserable night for a dumb motherfucker named “pitbull”, who can’t be bothered to show up in shape, has no morale and no skills to match Eaven Kryzstos and would kick his ass any night of the week. Maybe getting his ass kicked is what “Pitbull” needs to show up for a fight.

Prediction: krzystos by anything he wants.

 

"Iluminação" Douglas Lima vs. Alex Pereira

Douglas Lima is summed up by his fighter bio “Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Boxing” he is coming off 2 straight losses and is entering the wolf palace in hopes of turning his luck around but the man he faces is a solid test for the newcomer. Alex Pereira is a Muay Thai fighter and blue belt who got bounced in the first round of the Bellator tournament by Dark Striker. He was doing well with leg kicks until he got rocked with an uppercut before catching an overhand right and dropping like a sack of potatoes. They are pretty evenly matched on the feet but Lima’s purple belt could make a difference here. But it’s unlikely. These 2 are going to beat the shit out of each other and see who’s still standing at the end.

Prediction: Pereira by TKO

 

Hitokiri "The Manslayer" Batosai vs. Matheus Ruas

Batosai “The Manslayer” is a muay Thai fighter with good wrestling which he uses to stay on his feet although he has no fights so any thoughts regarding his game plan would just be pure speculation but based on my previous experience with fight of this exact same build (grim) he’s probably a kick specialist. His opponent Matheus Ruas is a pure boxer with a BJJ blue belt who has yet to win a fight. He has nasty hands but has yet to put them to real use in 2 losses in his career. With 2 totally unproven commodities I tend to lean towards the guy who hasn’t proven anything over the guy who has only proven he can lose.

Prediction: Batosai by TKO

 

Jason "Mean Destroyer" Alacabey vs. Franklin "Dice" Schroeder

Jason Alacabey is a damn good wrestler and BJJ purple belt fighting out of my semi-illustrious gym Vae Victus fight team. He won his only fight with a 39 second diving right hand knockout at WPR: WD4. His opponent is a solid test though as on top of solid wrestling and BJJ purple bet Franklin Schroeder posses some world class hands added into his arsenal. In 2 fights, he has been in the ring just over 30 seconds with both wins coming by KO. As much as it pains me to say Jason is going to have a serious challenge ahead of him anywhere this fight goes with such a skilled and heavy handed opponent. He’s got the wrestling to get the takedown, but can he get inside before “Dice” connects with a power shot? My gut tells me no.

Prediction: Franklin by KO

 

Tommy "Gun" Thompson vs. Artur "Big" Silva

Tommy Thompson has lost his last and only 2 fights by decision. But earned 2 straight fight of the night honors and has displayed heart and balls trying to hold his own against superior opposition. He features good boxing and wrestling and is much better than his record or stats lead on. Artur Silva is a big motherfucker coming in with a 30 pound weight advantage over his opponent. He’s also a solid boxer but comes with a BJJ purple belt and has won both of his fights by submission. But unfortunatly for him he trains in the sweat covered, asshole smelling Cozad and in a professional fight I will NEVER, EVER pick a fighter who is trained by retards.

Prediction: Tommy by decision

 

Raijin Kage vs. Nikola Mester

And finally we get down to the marrow of this tournament with the first meaningful bout. Raijin Kage has to be considered a favorite to win the whole damn thing with his combination of Muay Thai skill and BJJ brown belt. Although he has that belt he hasn’t yet proven himself, making short work of BJJ fight Mauricio Melendez on the feet with his brutal kick-centric offense in the first round of the tournament. But his ground game will surely be tested tonight against Nikola Mester a man who has lived and died by his undisputable ground skill. Coming off a tough decision win over fellow brown belt Tristian Blachefor in the first round he has undoubtedly proven himself on the mat. Nikola has the wrestling edge and can take this to ground but can he finish or even get inside on such a tough and skilled opponent?

Prediction: Rajin by decision

 

Steve "The Squirrel" River vs. Sum Crazy

Ahh Steve River. This delusional bastard came up lucky in a KO win over brand new untrained Brian Winchester in round one of the tournament in what was described by spectator as “The drunkest looking fight of the year”. Someone had to win and he did so in respectable KO fashion. Sum Crazy is the man who most of you know for taking down and smashing the Florida autistic Project XXX in round one and to this day I owe the son of a bitch a beer for keeping that creepy fuck away from me. He’s a solid boxer and world class wrestler with more than enough skill to take out that sad squirrel bastard out of this so we can finally have a proper contender for the belt.

Prediction: Sum by submission

 

Nathan "Knuckles" Silver vs. Grim "Death" Reaper

Nathan Silver is a man who got into the wrong sport. He is a pure boxer. That is all. And Grim as I may have mentioned kicks hard, that is all. But sadly for the fans that isn’t all. Grim is also a hell of a wrestler and if he has any mind to he could probably take Silver down at will. He can’t quite stand with him but he can grind out a decision if he really wanted to. But he might just make the mistake of fighting to his opponent’s strength.

Prediction: Silver by KO

 

"The One" Mr Anderson vs. Dark Striker

As I have previously stated Mr Anderson is the real number 1 contender and I fully expect he will prove it yet again because he is head and shoulders better than his opponent, Dark Striker. Although Striker holds a decent edge with his hands Mr Anderson is FAR superior everywhere else. It isn’t close. Anderson owns him anywhere other than punching range.

Prediction: Anderson by anything he wants

 

Peter McDonald vs. "Pouco Lobo" Renato Lita

Really we can’t even get a goddamn main event? This matchmaker must be slow or something. Well anyway Peter is a brown belt who will sure look to get this to the ground and tap his man out, while Lita coming off a frankly shocking win in his last fight holds an edge standing. Peter is out of shape for this fight and will come in around 80% and that might be enough for Lita to come away with yet another bewildering win over an opponent with no real threat standing up.

Prediction: Lita by KO?

 

Well fans I’m sorry if this preview wasn’t quite up to the level of the last one but forgive me I have spent the last 12 hours getting absolutely smashed on Jack Daniels and Guinness. I don’t have the mind for the beautiful eloquence of the ending to the last one as it was a rare flash of beautiful inspiration that only hits after a night spent awake and pondering on the nature of human combat that all of us down to the drunkest, most unruly hooligan can come to truly appreciate. So failing in matching such a beautiful thought I must repeat this to my fellow competitors.

Good Luck and try not to lose consciousness.

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Well guys that was a hell of a card. Congrats to all the winners especially Grim and Nikola for proving my predictions wrong. Rajin was looking like a sure finalist but he couldn't deal with Mesters ground game. And BIG respect to dark striker for hanging in there with an animal like Mr Anderson. It took this long but I can now finally say I wouldn't be ashamed to lose to any of the warriors. Every one who was shit talking me is out. Coincidence? Perhaps. All I can say is gentlemen it has been an honor to watch you fight, good luck and I'm sure I'll see all of you in the cage at some point.

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Well guys that was a hell of a card. Congrats to all the winners especially Grim and Nikola for proving my predictions wrong. Rajin was looking like a sure finalist but he couldn't deal with Mesters ground game. And BIG respect to dark striker for hanging in there with an animal like Mr Anderson. It took this long but I can now finally say I wouldn't be ashamed to lose to any of the warriors. Every one who was shit talking me is out. Coincidence? Perhaps. All I can say is gentlemen it has been an honor to watch you fight, good luck and I'm sure I'll see all of you in the cage at some point.

 

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Mr Anderson:

 

Rajin was looking like a sure finalist?

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Like you've never made a bad call after a few pints. But yeah I thought he had all the skills to hang with anyone here even you or me.

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Like you've never made a bad call after a few pints. But yeah I thought he had all the skills to hang with anyone here even you or me.

 

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Mr Anderson:

 

I am not talking about your prediction for him to win today, I figured he was going to win today as well. But I am surprised that you thought he was a sure finalist, as in I would have been no challenge for him.

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HaHa didn't look at the bracket. Figured he had Grim.

 

I mean no disrespect and have said you are the real number one contender on several occasions. You should have just stayed out of this tournament all together and we could have had a fun little scrap in the meantime.

 

But it appears your manager just didn't have that kind of foresight.

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