Yellow Lotus Center of Healing and Meditative Arts

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Yellow Lotus is a center of Meditative and Healing Arts located in Northern California. Were not really sure what that means either, considering we train people to fight others in their undies.

 

Coaches:

 

Eugene Dillard Is a conditioning coach from Denver, Colorado. Dillard makes his fighters smoke weed before they go for marathon esque sessions. We think its probably counter intuitive, but the fighters sure do love him.

 

Arnold Dillon is a former Kansas City Jazz linebacker. After being suspended for steroid use, he turned his focus back to his first love, wrestling.

 

Dominick Griffith is a well known boxer in latin america. He is most well known for his fight with ricardo mayweather, floyds 3rd cousin twice remove. The match ended in a draw. The local news mistook the event as a softcore erotic movie, as they observed 30 minutes of two small men hugging.

 

Carlos Morton learned Jiu Jitsu from the very best, Eddie Bravo himself. However, the man has twice the paranoia Eddie does. Part of him truly believes that Judo was invented by Japan as a way to win ww2. Seriously, look into it.

 

Marty Villarael is a former boxer from Mexico with some serious ties to the Cartel. Known to smoke in the ring and make the fighters he corners smuggle coke up their asses when they travel. Hes a terrible coach and should be fired, but no one is brave enough to fire him.

 

Theron Sykes is a traveling gypsy that wandered in to Yellow Lotus one day. We dont know much about him, other than that he used to teach yoga in Nepal, he has some crazy LSD induced envisions, and can roll a tight j.

 

Mariano Petty is a former street fighter that had his shins and elbows replaced with titanium plates. Hes not allowed to spar anyone, so dont let him convince you otherwise.

 

Roya Leblanc is a former wall street banker turned Zen Buddhist. He determines whether or not fighters are worthy of training at Yellow Lotus.

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Recent coaching additions to Yellow Lotus:

 

Boyd Hatfield is a descendant of the Hatfields from the legendary Hatfield-Mccoys. Jebediah Hatfield, his grandfather, taught the rest of the family a primitive form of bare knuckle boxing to attack their foes when unarmed.

 

Jackie Carter is a retired Mixed Martial Artist and Wrestling practitioner. Carter once won a fight in :07 seconds, with a flying armbar. However, after going 12-13 in his career, being knocked out 13 times, Carter developed CTE and was forced to retire. We’re not completely sure he knows where he’s at, or that our athletes can even trust him, but nonetheless he is one of Yellow Lotus’ longest tenured coach.

[The1rstSaint]

Does Bubba Randall still give out free Cheeseburgers for all New Members? If so i want in, A mans gotta eat!

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Sure does- and any fighter that makes it through the rigorous selection process gets a free ounce!

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After quite a shake up at Yellow Lotus, here are the current athletes:

Arlo Rochester- Permanently retired, spends his time running the Groove Gear store front, and the Groove Ganja (coming soon) side hustle out the back.

 

Atticus Finch- The most ghetto bird you’ve ever seen. Mr. Finch was a respected lawyer in Monroeville, Alabama. After losing an incredibly contested trial, as documented in To Kill a Mockingbird, Finch decided to give up serving justice with his words, and to start delivering it with his hands.

Dru Quick- Growing up in Harlem, Quick was told he’d never leave the hood unless he became a rapper or an athlete. After a disastrous first career as “Lil Quicky,” Dru realized he could probably use his 265 lb frame to knock some dudes out. “The ground game is for pussies.” - Quick

Dewey Decimal- You may recognize Dewey Decimal’s name from the numerical Library Catalog. Many people think it was invented by Melvil Dewey. In actuality, Decimal is a real person, and he’s pissed. After years of teenagers talking too loudly and not returning books, he’s coming with a vengeance. If you want to study up on him, you better check 796.8 for books on ass kicking. Granite chin and great heart, this guy has a bright future ahead of him. Madness never die!

Bubba Randall- Randall was just your average man who liked to wrestle other men while in his underwear- and then, he decided to try MMA. After being offered an 8 fight contract with Madness, and solely being paid in burgers and marijuana, Randall only has one fight left in his career at HFC, and then will hang up the gloves. This will make him the first man in Tycoon history with one fight in every single weight class, from 135 lbs all the way to a burger induced 265 lbs. We’ve heard that grease now runs through his veins instead of blood. Maybe this will make him slippery and harder to submit? We here at Yellow Lotus certainly hope so. Madness never die!

Shanti Anatta- Attan is a Zen Buddhist whose name means “Peaceful Non-Self.” He has dedicated his life to helping people get deep, meditative sleep by squeezing their throat chakra. Anatta became the first belt winner in Yellow Lotus history when he won the openweight belt at Catch Wrestling Championship. However, he lost it before defending it and has had some extreme ups and downs since then. Anatta is spending more and more time meditating to try to find the answers to these troubles. Sparring would probably help more than meditating, you lazy fuck.

Carlos Villareal- Carlos is the son of current Yellow Lotus coach and gang leader Marty Villarreal. From a young age, Carlos would help his father in his gang activities, particularly with drug deals as the young Villarreal would go unnoticed by the authorities. His boxing skills were noticed by his father after fighting off a cop to avoid arrest. His father decided to send him to Yellow Lotus, to decide his ultimate fate- will he be a successful cage fighter, or just another struggling gangbanger? Carlos is like if a mosquito bit one of the Diaz brothers, and got the idea that because he has Diaz blood in him he can fight. Make no mistake though, despite two early KO losses, this dude can take a punch, and is going to be a force to reckon with when fully trained.

Olukoye Baderinwa- Could potentially be the best prospect to ever come through Yellow Lotus. His roots originate to an African tribe called the “Biziwhaeli’s”. Baderinwa is a Nigerian-American immigrant who takes his African roots seriously. A football player at his high school in Texas, Baderinwa shined under the Friday night lights until he was suspended for kneeling during the national anthem. Unhappy with his coach, he elected to quit football and start a career in MMA.

Eduardo Estevez- Esteves is known as “The Mexican Masochist” because of his great love for pain- not only does he not dodge punches, he welcomes them. His opponents however, are not so thrilled to get in the octagon with him. His opponents have described his pre-fight nipple tweaking as “aggressive,” and his in-fight moaning as “deeply, deeply disturbing.” His manager agrees, but can’t argue with his granite chin and KO Power. Estevez has struggled early in his career with his manager forgetting to give him any tactical advice several times. He looks to compete in MMA at the conclusion of the Raven KT Tournament.

Moldy Peach- Peach is a gypsy that wandered off the street with no name. He cited one of his favorite bands as The Moldy Peaches, and so the name has stuck. This gypsy’s learning speed might be stunted by all the sativa he smokes with Rochester, but he has a good chin and great heart.

Arkadiuz Burdon- Burdon comes from a working class Catholic family from Gdansk. Known for praying with a rosary before he enters the cage, Burdon decided that there was more money to be made cagefighting in the States. Burdon taught himself enough broken english to taunt his opponents in the cage, and signed with the highly unsanctioned and brutal Florida Fight Squad. While struggling early to follow ringside advice due to a language barrier, he hopes to one day achieve gold and glory in Synchronicity.

Innokenty Boleslav- Boleslav is a former Russian citizen who fled to Los Angeles after being wanted on charges of protest and treason. In America, Innokenty embraced the hippie lifestyle, moving into Yellow Lotus to train MMA. Innokenty takes the nickname “Psychodrome” as a tribute to the location where hundreds of Russian hippies were jailed, taken to mental hospitals, and forced into the armed services in 1971. Signing his first contract with Florida Fight Squad alongside Arkadiuz Burdon, Innokenty looks to prove he is here to stay.

Young Lean- Lean is a rapper that Dru Quick knew from his rap days. Young Lean spent his youth peddling product to help his mama pay the bills. Always being a bit of a brawler, he hopes to refine his skill here and become a true fighter. Lean continues to rap on the side, and may one day return to the rap game full time. word on the street is if he doesn't pop good hiddens, his manager will have someone from west side bust a cap in his ass.

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Young Lean- Lean is a rapper that Dru Quick knew from his rap days. Young Lean spent his youth peddling product to help his mama pay the bills. Always being a bit of a brawler, he hopes to refine his skill here and become a true fighter. Lean continues to rap on the side, and may one day return to the rap game full time. word on the street is if he doesn't pop good hiddens, his manager will have someone from west side bust a cap in his ass.

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"Hope he pops granite chin so I can crack it like a coconut in the Bahamas, just like I did 'is mate Dutch Weston."

Chris Karter's message to Popart...

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Stay out of QFC LA kid, and good luck.

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"Hope he pops granite chin so I can crack it like a coconut in the Bahamas, just like I did 'is mate Dutch Weston."

Chris Karter's message to Popart...

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Stay of QFC LA kid, and good luck.

Leans body lay in a heap in the middle of the cage, after taking 19 unanswered shots. His manager walks to the cage, lighting a cigarette. A panicked cornerman follows.

 

"Is he.. is he fucking dead?" The cornerman asks.

"Not by the looks of it. He looks like he went to a GG Allin concert."

"Looks like this guy is a goner sir, ready to feed the fish..."

"You kidding? I sent him in here with one of Karters boys, ready to kill him, and hes still breathing. Bet theres some heart in there. Give him one more fight."

 

And so Young Lean gets to live another day...

 

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It’s time for the quarterly update of the Yellow Lotus Center of Meditative and Healing Arts- this roster will, barring unseen circumstances, remain the same until half the roster inevitably gets Epsteined for 370k.

The roster is as follows:

Alejandro Scott- Formerly a top prospect of popart’s mentor, Scott was brought in to be a permanent staple of the Yellow Lotus family. Alejandro is a versatile fighter that will continue his MMA career at Combate Fighting Championships in Brazil, and will serve as a useful mentor to the younger fighters at the gym.

“The Kansas City Law Dog” Bob Suf- at 24-17, Suf has retired and now serves as a security guard for Yellow Lotus, in order to keep LA’s homeless population out- at least, the homeless that can’t fight.

Jocko Goggins- Absolute Mental Warrior. Can’t hurt him. Nature is a Pissed off motherfucker, but so is he. Boat carrier. MOAB Champion.

“The Sioux City Strangle” Buster McDiggle- Buster is a new addition to Yellow Lotus, and has yet to prove himself. PL MMA and Madness veteran with a near .500 record. Top level grappler. McDiggle looks to Yellow Lotus to help him renew his career, and maybe help him get a less suspicious nickname. Bob Suf has been watching him closely ever since he arrived.

Arlo “Flower Power” Rochester- Everyone’s favorite hippie has returned! A sensation in Japan, Rochester has begun grappling for CWC while he trains to join an Open ID org in the near future. Check out his interview here.

Atticus Finch- Finch, after losing a title shot at FARTMMA, left the org to have 2 fights in Rapid Fighting Championship, before quickly finding a home at Stoner Fight League. At the time of this writing, he is 3-1 in SFL. Finch had never tried marijuana before joining SFL, and blames the Ginga Ninja’s special Jamaican Redrum strand for his only loss in the league.

Dru Quick- Quick lost his debut for Eternity, but is one of the most exciting young prospects in the organization. With his heart set on never transitioning to MMA, Quick is -Quickly- becoming a KT phenom that will be a force to reckon with.

Dewey Decimal- Decimal was a career long staple in the Madness Bantamweight division. After the company closed, Decimal moved to World Combat Federation, where he is yet to lose a fight and is their current Bantamweight champion. 4-0 and with 2 title defenses, Decimal takes on his toughest opponent yet in Bardia Farrokhzad that will be his toughest fight yet. Remember to keep the noise down while in the octagon with him, or else you’ll get a stern shushing.

Shanti Anatta- Anatta really turned it around after the last Yellow Lotus update, and after he started sparring instead of just meditating on the concept of unconsciousness, he actually began to win some matches. Anatta won 4 in a row before being stopped by Antonio Brown in a title shot.Unfortunately, Anatta failed to realize that you cannot make someone unconscious if their brain isn’t actually working. Antonio Brown just hasn’t been the same since that hit by Vontaze Burfict.

Carlos Villareal- “Carlos, you worthless can.” This was a sentence said to Carlos by his father, Yellow Lotus coach Marty Villareal. This is a statement that has lately been thought internally by his manager. Villareal has dropped his last three fights, and has lost both title shots in his career, much to the dismay of his father. His manager was strongly considering releasing him, but a benevolent overlord convinced his manager otherwise. With a promising granite chin, we’re all rooting for Carlos to get his shit together.

Olukoye Baderinwa- Despite having a dope ass name, Baderinwa has had a .500 career so far, going 3-3 in Cali MMA. The jury is still out on Olukoye’s chin but he is the fastest learner around and packs a mean right hook.

Riley Hatfield- Riley was a lost 18 year old kid who stumbled into an old saloon. After a drunk accused Riley of lookin' at his wife, a gunfight ensued that left Hatfield the only one remaining. He fears no man. Read more of his story here.

Henry David Walden- Walden is an enigma. No one at Yellow Lotus exactly knows where he came from, but he claims to have lived in the Alaskan wilderness for an unknown amount of years before returning to civilization in order to fight. After sparring nothing but Brown Bears in the wilderness for years, Walden is ready to take on any opponent.

Whitey Mcfighty- The People’s Champion. The community fighter. Every detail about him, from his weight class to his walk out song, has been chosen by the community. Keep up with his career here.

Pizza Rat- Pizza Rat is a special guest at Yellow Lotus for the incredibly acclaimed tournament that is GoNY. Some "experts" claim that the Merry Men were duped, and that their new fighter is actually a homeless man from Syracuse. But c'mon, you're telling me he doesn't look exactly like he did in his video?

[Rambo]

Noooooo! +100

 

bro. gets Epsteined for 370k

 

hahahahahaha

 

less pizza rats and mcwhiteys, more OG.

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Noooooo! +100

 

bro. gets Epsteined for 370k

 

hahahahahaha

 

less pizza rats and mcwhiteys, more OG.

Yellow Lotus is infamous for not taking itself too seriously, but I will bring in some real mothaphukkin g's at 370

 

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Back in California, now residing in the town known as 'Satan's Armpit,' Yellow Lotus re-emerges in the town of Bakersfield in order to avoid the feds who watch them with a careful eye. 

 

Atticus Finch is the de-facto veteran of Yellow Lotus. Now at 34 years old, Finch has been competing in Syn, putting together a highly respectable record of 8-4 at the top level of the game. Finch is seen as a spokesperson of the sport, and may be the most eloquent speaker in MMA. 

 

Shane Raffington is the newest addition to the Yellow Lotus team, and has yet to have a fight under their banner. However, the GAMMA veteran has a record of 26-17-1 and was at one point the #2 Middleweight in the world, #14 p4p overall. 

 

Dru Quick has had an illustrious KT career, and at one point was the #1 p4p SHW in the world. The former AKF champion is back to the org after a quick break, and looks to capture his former glory. The 33 year old is 21-12-1 in KT, and has plenty of years ahead of him. 

 

Those familiar with the land of Skyrim will be familiar with Salyn Sarethi. Personally, I think Dark Elves are self important assholes. I'm much more of a breton-mage guy myself. However, Salyn has been crushing it in Syn lately, and has won 3 out of his first 4 fights at Yellow Lotus. 

 

Dewey Decimal is a fan favorite at Syn. The most succesful fighter at Yellow Lotus, Decimal won titles at both WCF and Smash. After having moved on to Syn, Decimal has struggled to find his footing but is always a threath at the 135 division. 

 

"Immortal" Riley Hatfield is showing his knockout prowress as a new additiion to the SMASH roster. The time traveling cowboy has 15 wins to his name, including 11 Knockouts. If opponents dare try to trade blows with Hatfield, he has the pedigree to stop them dead in their tracks. 

 

Agnieszka Ostrowski has been fooling people that she is a man in order to fight men for a long time now. A Champion at AFC, Ostrowski is a globetrotter in every sense of the word, having fought at 7 different orgs. 

 

Mad Hatter has the most powerful fists in the Batamweight division. With 8 knockouts, Hatter at one time challenged for the Bellicose belt. Despite a losing streak, every moment in the ring with Hatter is a moment spent in danger.

 

The Average Tycoon Player is honestly a piece of shit. His dorito crumb covered fedora is his prized possession, and a close second is his piss bottles. Refuses to move from his mom’s basement, which is a real cockblock for Linda. Thinks smoking weed is cool, which it is, but not the way he uses it. Player recently went on a 5 fight win streak in Bellicose, so maybe this sad sack of shit will make something of himself some day. 

 

Conforto was a gay man who was a friend of Theo Von’s who was a busboy with him. Looked like Don Flamenco. Took a bunch of pills and drove into an embankment. RIP. Another Bellicose prospect, Conforto holds a respectable 8-3 record. 

 

Following the resignation of Pope Pit Canthropus, Pope Cozad was named new Pope of the Tycoon world. Unlike His predecessor, Pope Cozad sticks very closely to the good word. It is known that his favorite passage is from Hebrews, “Those of whom believe in the divinity of See How It Goes shall be blessed with multitudes;” This was shocking to most Catholics, as we tend not to read that damn thing.

 

Following the biggest card in RISE history, Chairman Era Winger engaged in a night of debauchery at an Amsterdam Tavern at the Red Light district. What resulted, 18 years later, was perhaps the greatest athlete of all time

 

All around badass. Runs a multi-million dollar gaming website with an iron fist. Definitely has some mafia ties through his gambling app. Best plumber on earth. Cleans your pipes during the day, has your mom clean his pipes at night. It's Mike Fuckin' Cozad

 

Tyrann Madden may have the bad habit of throwing his hands up in the air when the referee gets in the way, but no one can deny that he’s an incredibly talented fighter. I can’t believe he got kicked off the LSU team for weed bruh. 2012 was a different time. 

 

Julian Diaz is related to every single other Diaz in the Tycoon universe. Famous for his catchphrase “LET ME SMOKE BRO,” Diaz is hoping to partner up with Yellow Lotus Legend & coach Arlo Rochester on a nutrition company once his fighting days are over. 

 

Ju Dae Hyun was invited to Yellow Lotus was invited to the gym after the owner noticed a disturbing lack of asian fighters in the history of Yellow Lotus. Yellow Lotus prides itself onm inclusion and diversity. The owner even says that his best friend is asian. 

 

Adebayo Okoye is called a witch doctor by many that know him in America, those unfamiliar with his doctorate at Oxford. The man is a poet, and is a little off the beaten path. He is a perfect fit at Yellow Lotus. 

 

Raheem Anderson is another KO specialist at 135, something that the gym is quickly becoming known for. Raheem played high school football before being kicked off the team for tackling a Quarterback by putting him in a flying armbar. That QB grew up to be Zach Wilson, which is why he’s terrible. 

 

Danylo Belenuik put his wrestling career on halt to serve his country against the fascist forces of Putin. However, in the middle of the crisis he left the military to fight a far bigger threat to democracy: Fuhrer Alfred and his inner circle.

 

Amanda Pena doesn’t give a fuck that she has to face men. She is considered a sex symbol in Brazil, mainly because she threatens to beat the shit out of anyone who says otherwise. 

 

Jakub Ostrowski is the brother of Agiezska, and was always a wimp compared to her. The Ostrowski’s are a long line of fighters, and Jakub felt as though he had no choice but to join the family profession.