Rambo Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 Pretty funny stuff. What are the odds? Pretty low, right? Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 Mike says the issue has been fixed if you are still interested in signing some fighters. Friends, Family Contract Error 2020-04-12 14:35:37 Hey Mike I cannot send contracts for Chris Karters (4744) & Rick Steiners (111698) fighters as it says we are friends, family, etc which is definitely not the case. Re: Friends, Family Contract Error 2020-04-13 13:02:27 sorted Re: Re: Friends, Family Contract Error 2020-04-13 13:20:21 Thanks! What was the issue if you dont mind me asking? Re: Re: Re: Friends, Family Contract Error 2020-04-13 15:33:10 You matched IP somehow... I dunno how Told you guys Tri-Champ ! 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 Growing up we used to do in College and early in University our annual trip to Daytona Beach for Spring Break. I`ve partied pretty hard at pretty much all the hotels on the beach. So many memories We would bring in a couple of oz of insane BC Hydro stashed in a couple of boom boxes and live and party like kings for a week every year 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 So you wanna be an MMA fighter? Heh well my friend this is where your journey begins right here with the Florida Fight Squad! -Once a fighter turns 20 they are released http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15713603349808.jpg THE TIME IS MEOW ! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popart Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15855320618087.png Arkadiusz Burdon Burdon comes from a working class Catholic family from Gdansk. Known for praying with a rosary before he enters the cage, he decided that there was more money to be made cagefighting in the States. Burdon taught himself enough broken english to taunt his opponents in cage, and signed with the highly unsanctioned and brutal Florida Fight Squad, hoping to one day achieve gold and glory in Synchronicity! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15713603349808.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/9/9w21.jpg Tiger King: For my first fight at Florida Swamp Org I will be squaring off against the mighty, undefeated (in bed) Ienas Sarandas. We have been hanging out at the big house quite a bit rollin around together. Things are getting hotter and hotter. I promised my manager a win on my next fight but I must say if he takes me down I`m not sure if I will want to get out from the bottom ! Anyways, to all my fans I dedicate our latest hit : I SAW A TIGER !! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB6wYVCEY3w 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffMinion Posted May 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 Florida Fight Squad "Of the Night" Awards Recaps! FFS 4: Belle Glade Venue: Backyard http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/15865089541500x1000.jpg Fight of the Night http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/16/16w4.jpg VS http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/1/1b7.jpg Richard "Lad" Wartime (1-0) vs Metal Lee (0-1) Winner: Richard "Lad" Wartime KO (strikes) / 42 seconds Lee feinted a leg kick which no garnered no reaction from Wartime. Soon after, Wartime went in for the takedown. After Lee attempted to sprawl, they landed in the grass up against the house. Wartime smashed his opponent with elbows & punches from the half guard until Lee was unconcious. The crowd loved this one! The homeowner however did not... "Ay man ya'll chippin' my paint all up & shit muthafuckas!!!" Knockout of the Night http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/1/1b17.jpg Darren Williams (2-0) TKO (strikes) / 28 seconds Darren wasted no time showing the out-of-shape South African who the stronger man was, clinching up with him, & slamming him up against the house. Williams fired off a variety of punches in the clinch until unloading a massive uppercut causing De Swardt to fall to his knees. De Swardt, already out of it, took a few more blows until the ref jumped in. The home owner commented "Damn I didn't think y'all be fightin' on my house & shit, fuck". Submission of the Night http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/15/15w20.jpg Frankie "Lickety Split" Fellatio (2-0) Armbar / 2 minutes 24 seconds After avoiding several clinch attempts from Archer, Fellatio shot in with a beautiful double leg & ended up in half guard. You would think that after a minute or two of grappling outside in the Florida heat would make most submissions a little tricky but Fellatio decided to go for a risky armbar from mount. The risk paid off as he forced Archer to tap. After the fight the home owner shouted to the crowd "YOOO he took mans down right where my dog go boo boo!" This was confirmed after the fight as Archer could be seen getting his back hosed down & cleaned up by an elderly neighbor. Gross. FFS 5: Palatka Venue: Construction Site http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/158701698920200416_020244.jpg Fight of the Night http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/23/23w22.jpg VS http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/38/38b18.jpg Callum Neenan (1-0) vs Pierre Mvarre (3-1) Winner: Callum Neenan KO (punch) / 1 minute 8 seconds Callum Neenan came into this fight a big underdog as his opponent, Pierre Mvarre, had won 3 straight by KO on the local circuit & in a actual MMA organiziation. Neenan, who was making his debut, showed no concern about his opponent's experience as they faced off. Neenan completely outclassed the Nigerian in the boxing exchanges showing off his crisp, accurate technique. Moments after knocking Mvarre down with an uppercut, Neenan finished the job with a big straight right hand ending Mvarre's unbeaten streak. Word is Mvarre fell on a rusty nail & had to be treated for tetanus. Not good not good at all. Knockout of the Night http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15853680833425.jpg Sturn Slugger (1-0) KO (punch) / 17 seconds When Sturn Slugger made his way through the crowd & squared off with Arkadiusz Burdon, everyone couldn't help but laugh. Several audience members loudly ridiculed him with one man shouting "Who is this Mortal Kombat lookin' muthafucka *HAHAHA*" 17 seconds later, nobody was laughing... After feeling each other out with a couple strikes, Slugger cracked Burdon with a big right hand knocking him down into the clay. Bleeding & on wobbly legs, Burdon was beckoned back to his feet by Slugger. Credit to Burdon as it didn't deter him from still throwing punches & attempting to fight back. Unfortunately for Burdon he ducked a jab & got nailed with an uppercut straight from the Netherrealm. If Burdon didn't get knocked out by the punch he certainly would have been from hitting his head on a cement mixer on the way down. Ouch. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffMinion Posted May 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 Florida Fight Squad "Of the Night" Awards Recap! FFS 6: Bunnell Venue: Scrapyard http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1587628895Hunts_point_scrapyard.jpg Fight of the Night http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/12/12w5.jpg VS http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/32/32w18.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/United_Kingdom.png "Troublesome" Matthew Fritz (1-0) vs http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/United_Kingdom.png Killian Hassan (1-1) Winner: http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/United_Kingdom.png "Troublesome" Matthew Fritz TKO (strikes) / 2 minutes 51 seconds The UK earned some respect from the locals here in Florida as both fighters showed us how the Brits throw down. For the first minute, Fritz battered Hassan with punches. Hassan, seemingly unphased, continued to move forward but showed virtually no offense & was content to eat shots showing off his durability. Hassan eventually shot in & scored a takedown. However, nothing was attempted from the advantageous position & shockingly Hassan stood back up. This was perfectly okay with Fritz as he went back to work tenderizing Hassan's face. After a succession of punches, Fritz rocked Hassan with a lunging uppercut & then planted his feet landing a really nice straight left hand that dropped Hassan. Hassan had no idea where he was & tried to hang in there but the ref called it off shortly after. The fans were treated to a great display of Fritz's boxing prowess & Hassan's durability. Knockout of the Night http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/43/43w13.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/Russian_Federation.png Oleg "The Gator" Gazbinski (1-0) KO (punch) / 21 seconds Both fighters came out swingin' as soon as the ref said "FIGHT!". Gazbinski knocked the Irishman down with a big right hand opening up a cut. Gazbinski then waved for his opponent to get back to his feet. The second Murphy was back up Gazbinski rushed in with the same punch knocking him back down to the ground. This time however Murphy sprung right back to his feet albeit a little wobbly. Still recovering his senses, Murphy got the wind knocked out of him with a big punch to the stomach. Bloody, winded, & wobbled, Murphy circled right into Gazbinski's power side eating a beautiful right hook & fell face first into the dirt. Submission of the Night http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/41/41a7.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/United_States_of_America.png Armie "Lightning" Aiden (1-1) Triangle / 1 minute 39 seconds Aiden damn near earned "Knockout of the Night" when he scored a big head kick that sent his Afghan opponent tumbling into the dirt opening a huge gash. Aiden decided to let him back up which later in the fight we discovered he was being kind. It turns out Aiden is very well versed on the ground. Aiden clinched, pulled guard, & secured a textbook triangle choke showing off his versatile skills. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 this is so cool Love the venues, yup that`s Florida 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callmepoppa1 Posted May 27, 2020 Report Share Posted May 27, 2020 After his fight, Matthew Fritz was hailed by a homeless man in a neighboring yard, claiming to have seen the fight. Drunk, and clearly having urinated all over himself, the man lay in the grass as one would in his own bed. Drunk: "Hey kid you sure can punch stuff, I thought that guy had you when he took you down though!" Fritz: "I told him if he got off of me, I'd not hit him anymore. What a laugh! Americans are so gullible." Drunk: "Yeah you're right.. wait, what?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffMinion Posted June 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 Florida Fight Squad "Of the Night" Awards Recap! FFS 7: South Bay Venue: Power Plant (Raining) http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/158822209720200430_003951.jpg Fight of the Night http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/25/25w22.jpg VS http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/38/38w9.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/United_Kingdom.png Sergio Pizzorno (1-0) vs http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/Germany.png Dudley "The Powerhouse" Dilbrandt (0-1) Winner: http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/United_Kingdom.png Sergio Pizzorno Decision (Unanimous) / 3 minutes Despite the pouring rain, intensity of the crowd, & the unnerving buzz of the nearby electrical machinery, these two 16-year old fighters were calm as a cucumber & ready to fight. Dilbrandt, the taller, heavier fighter rushed forward aggressively trying to grab a hold of Pizzorno but the rain made it nearly impossible. However, the poor visibility didn't seem to be a hindrance to Pizzorno as all of his punches hit their mark. Pizzorno already having rocked Dilbrandt earlier in the fight sent his opponent crashing into the mud with a series of combos. Pizzorno pursued him onto the ground looking for a finish. Pizzorno tried all he could to finish the fight with a flurry of punches & elbows from the half guard but they either hit the air or the mud. Dilbrandt hung in there on the defensive & even attempted a Guillotine that was easily escaped. The fight ended shortly after that with a clear, concise winner. I see a rematch in the future for these young stars in the making. Knockout of the Night http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/20/20a1.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/Russian_Federation.png Khizri Aliyev (1-1) KO (punch) / 47 seconds Aliyev's opponent attempted several takedowns at the start of the fight. In these grappling exchanges, Aliyev was shoved right into the protective fencing mere feet away from the dangerous, electrical transformers. Sensing the real danger he was in, Aliyev stepped on the gas & rocked his opponent with punches ending it with a massive overhand right leaving his Canadian opponent facedown in the mud. Submission of the Night http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/10/10b13.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/Canada.png Isaiah "Filthy" Laughlin (3-2) Kimura / 57 seconds While the poor weather conditions didn't favor grappling much at this event somebody forgot to tell Isaiah Laughlin. After getting hit with a body shot & a big left hand, Isaiah changed levels & drove through with a really nice takedown into side control. No so good for them was they managed to plow through & partially slide under the chain link security fence with both guys getting all cut to hell in the process. Despite the slickness of the blood & rain water, Isaiah fished for armlocks until finally getting a good Kimura grip & finishing the hold tapping out his opponent. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider4ever Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 Like these recaps. Good job! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13754188737930.jpg "Time fo' me to put the whoop on Metal Lee...introduce him to 'The Codeine Dream'." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffMinion Posted June 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 Florida Fight Squad "Of the Night" Awards Recap! FFS 8: Sebring Venue: Country Western Bar http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1588740750The_Limit01.jpg Fight of the Night http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14974580734642.png VS http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/14/14b6.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/Haiti.png Peguero Jean "Vit Chat" Philippe (2-0) vs http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/United_Kingdom.png Jason Cole (0-3) Winner: http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/Haiti.png Peguero Jean "Vit Chat" Philippe Decision (Unanimous) / 3 minutes The former Haitian soccer player Peguero Jean Philippe tried to end the fight early, & almost did, when he landed an uppercut from hell that sent the UK's Jason Cole flying into the crowd. As he fell through the crowd, beers & cigarettes joined him as he hit the hardwood floor. The ref nearly stopped the fight right there to avoid the audience from stomping Cole out for spilling their shit but surprisingly everyone was so into the fight no one seemed all that bothered. Cole managed to grab one of Philippe's legs & pulled him into his guard which bought him some time to recover his senses. Philippe threw punches with reckless abandon but Cole managed to either block or dodge nearly every strike. Interestingly enough, it was Cole who landed the most strikes on the bottom with the most notable being a nice upkick. Ultimately, Philippe was given the decision as he almost finished the fight & kept the dominant position. Word is Philippe sprained or possibly broke something in his hand from hitting the wooden floor so many times. We couldn't confirm that with him as he doesn't speak much English. He just pointed at the bar & said "Eske mwen ka gen yon bye?". We handed him a few cold ones & he was all good after that. Knockout of the Night http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15769855537654.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/United_States_of_America.png "Old" Jesse Custer (2-0) KO (Punch) / 58 seconds As Custer's opponent moonwalked to the tunes of Willie Nelson playing in the background shortly before the fight began, it gave Custer all the motivation he needed to knock some sense into him. As a Texan, Custer knows you don't disrespect the timeless classics of Willie Nelson with some silly dance especially in a Country Western Bar. From the opening bell, Custer punished his opponent's head & body with punches. Custer split him open with a straight right & countered a sloppy clinch attempt with a massive hook that knocked his opponent out before he hit the floor. Custer's opponent woke up in a daze right as "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys" was finishing up on the jukebox. Submission of the Night http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/17/17b2.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/Ireland.png "The Gypsy Warrior" Bobby Minnagh (1-2) Kimura / 48 seconds Cousin to the PFC BW Champ, Seamus "The Gypsy Prince" MacNamara, "The Gypsy Warrior" Bobby Minnagh came into the fight game with some big expectations of him. Unfortunately for him, he was 0-2 going into this fight. With the thought of further disgracing his family, he was determined to bring home a W & that he did! Bobby started the match off with a powerful takedown which had them ending up fighting mostly under a pool table hampering both fighter's mobility & ability to get up. After working some ground & pound, avoiding a Guillotine, & working his way to half guard, Minnagh managed to to free his trapped foot & locked up a Kimura for the submission victory. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffMinion Posted June 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 Florida Fight Squad "Of the Night" Awards Recap! FFS 9: Avon Park Venue: Parking Garage http://mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1588752501Gun_hill_garage.jpg Fight of the Night http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/31/31w45.jpg VS http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15784713789822.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/Belgium.png Archy Banoffee (1-0) vs http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/Nigeria.png Anike Chukwu (2-1) Winner: http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/Belgium.png Archy Banoffee Decision (Split) / 3 minutes This was a fight that perfectly displayed two different schools of thought when it comes to striking: The brawling, power punching of Archy Banoffee vs. The technical, accurate Kickboxing of Anike Chukwu. Both fighters gave the inebriated crowd what they wanted which was a stand up war! Most of Banoffee punches missed as he swung wildly but when they connected Chukwu felt his power. Banoffee knocked Chukwu down once for every minute of the fight. The first time with a beautiful combination, scond time with a big right hand, & the third time with a devastating uppercut. After being sent down to the concrete over & over, Chukwu got back up every time & still was competitive. While Chukwu was versatile with his striking throwing both punches & kicks, it was his leg kicks in particular that Banoffee didn't seem to have an answer for. After taking 12 unchecked leg kicks, both of Banoffee's legs were in bad shape leaving him hobbling about but still game to fight. It was a tough call but the split decision was given to Banoffee based on the significance of the knockdowns. Once the fight was over & the adrenaline had worn off both fighters had to be assisted out of the parking garage & both were taken to the local hospital due to the damage sustained in the fight. Knockout of the Night http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/30/30w24.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/United_States_of_America.png Sam Winchester (1-1) TKO (Knees) / 31 seconds Sam Winchester showed the Florida crowd how effective Muay Thai can be in a street fight & man did they appreciate it! Both fighters exchanged a couple of punches but nothing significant. Once Winchester was in range he immediately went for the Thai Plum forcing his opponent up against the door of a Black Escalade & unloaded a big knee straight up the middle which bloodied & dropped his opponent. Winchester let him back up but once again put him right back in the Thai Plum. Winchester's opponent tried to arch his back to avoid the incoming knees but as they kept pouring on the referee jumped in to stop it. It was a little early of a stoppage but Winchester wasn't stopping anytime soon. Bad news for both fighters was they received a bill for the body work on the Escalade they dented. Tough break. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbMogg Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 Love the reviews, very imaginative and funny. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCJF7293 Posted June 14, 2020 Report Share Posted June 14, 2020 Noah Diaz is going to shred Shawn Cupido apart when the fight hits the mat, mark my words. #WarDiaz ?♂️???️♂️? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator001 Posted June 14, 2020 Report Share Posted June 14, 2020 Love the reviews, very imaginative and funny. +1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPoppaJD Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Man this is cracking me up...to bad my fighter was the recipient of the knees that got sam winchester KO of the night lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkfist48 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 keep up the great work 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider4ever Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 Did you not want to sign Sam Winchester again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffMinion Posted July 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2020 Hey guys just wanted to let you know I plan on shutting the doors relatively soon. The plan is after July to only book the fighters on win streaks & release the rest. I enjoyed running the org but several things just lowered my morale for continuing: People signing contracts & then requesting only ground/standup fighters (sorry I don't take requests that's not how this works lol), FA's.. my god the FA's, & sinking $850k with zero returns at all after 15 events following the appropriate formulas (I was hoping to break even at least). If you would like to have your fighter released just shoot me a message & i'll be happy to release him. All that being said 90% of all managers were awesome to work with & at it's height we had a 100% satisfaction rate with 19 votes. I appreciate the positive reception & who knows I may start up a more traditional MMA or KT org someday. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted July 1, 2020 Report Share Posted July 1, 2020 Hey guys just wanted to let you know I plan on shutting the doors relatively soon. The plan is after July to only book the fighters on win streaks & release the rest. I enjoyed running the org but several things just lowered my morale for continuing: People signing contracts & then requesting only ground/standup fighters (sorry I don't take requests that's not how this works lol), FA's.. my god the FA's, & sinking $850k with zero returns at all after 15 events following the appropriate formulas (I was hoping to break even at least). If you would like to have your fighter released just shoot me a message & i'll be happy to release him. All that being said 90% of all managers were awesome to work with & at it's height we had a 100% satisfaction rate with 19 votes. I appreciate the positive reception & who knows I may start up a more traditional MMA or KT org someday. Hey Buff thank you for doing this brother and happy to have contributed. For a manager like me that likes to fight a lot and eventually run my 18-2 guy into some 7-1 super trained dude down the line and get my shit pushed in it has been refreshing. A lot of talk about kt in the alliance lately. I saw John pick up some kt studs too so maybe that is a cool avenue. So many possibilities. Rebuilding my roster along friends has been my highlight of 2020. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted July 1, 2020 Report Share Posted July 1, 2020 thanks for the heads up. you'd be surprised how many orgs have shut down with no warning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted July 1, 2020 Report Share Posted July 1, 2020 Unfortunately my Florida guy was a Prefers Standup that got ko'd by a guy with no punch and lost 95% morale. His 7+ learning speed did not make it worthy, so I had to sack.I did have a good time with the org tho and was considering bring another homeless guy (this one a keeper) here.Thank you for the run Minion, I hope the experience was at least worth it so you can bring us a great regular MMA org. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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