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The rise and rise and rise of Awesomekiller6969


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Awesomekiller6969 is the most awesome killer in MMATycoon. He started his life by punching his way out of the womb, thus killing his mother and prompting the priest to christen him Awesomekiller. Awesomekiller6969 then killed the priest and re-christened himself Awesomekiller6969 because he liked it better. Awesomekiller6969 then killed everyone in the world. All the hot bitches love him, but he only loves killing. After Awesomekiller6969 kills someone, he loots their house for artworks. He's especially fond of french impressionists, which he feels captures light and unusual visual angles in a sublime way.

 

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"Just killed the garbage man. It was awesome, but now there's no one to remove the thrash. Guess I have to kill someone else and move into their house".

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Awsomekiller6969 just had a great training session, but unfortunately, he killed all his sparring partners. Also unfortunately, he thought the entire population of LA were his sparring partners. Lol, someone needs to explain a few things to him! Not me, though, I don't want to get killed!

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Awesomekiller6969 once told Chuck Norris a secret. The secret was that he would like to kill Chuck Norris. Then he killed Chuck Norris. Guess the cat's out of the bag now. Or at least it was. Awesomekiller6969 hates cats, so he killed that one too. And put it in a bag. I'm telling you, that kid ain't right.

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Rumor has it Awesomekiller6969 was really angry after looting Chuck Norris' house and only finding works by Belgian impressionists. Awesomekiller6969 apparently finds Bekaert's so-called "unique subued lighting" "lazy" and famously once claimed "It takes a special kind of ugly to make a van Gogh unsellable. Eugène Boch, that Belgian mongrel, brings that ugly".

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