Guest Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Lol my fighter has the worst injury hidden ever, and it just keeps stacking up. No wonder he left GI Joe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 My granite chinned guy has been KOd quickly in the first 2 fights....but....if you enter a tournament you see it through (cut to my guy being 0-8 and me biting my laptop lol) 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 We should ask Mike to give that pussy manager a special dildo shaped custom trophy for sucking so much cock. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyVolvo Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Hello guys I'm Ben Dover and I am here for a short interview with the great Zharvakko Ulfzaar. So Zhar, with 2 fights already done how do you feel on your overall performance? I felt pretty okay, I did got subbed on my first fight but at least I got a KO on the next fight and I'm pretty happy with that. Standing at 1-1, how do you feel about your next opponent with a 2-0 record? I pretty much have to win this fight for the entire group. If i lose this fight that guy would go on 3-0 and his spot is kinda guaranteed and we don't want that. If I win this fight we'll be both 2-1 and its gonna ensure more chaos at the end of the group stage and that should be fun. Some of my sources say that you have allegedly slept with the girlfriend of Steve Mocoo, your next opponent. What can you say about this? To be honest with you, I don't know what are the names of half the girls that i have slept with so if his girl got caught in the crossfire then that's his fault for having bad luck. Thank you for your time Zhar and goodluck with the next fight. Thanks Ben and if anyone wanna party tonight just hit me up. 10/10 girls only and must not exceed 140lbs. Alright, have a wonderful everning Zhar. And on the other news, here are the Group 3 standings Week 2: Thomas "The Tank" Angelo 2-0 Steve Mocoo 2-0 "Doctor" Zharvakko Ulfzaar 1-1 Ricardo "The Punching GnP Master" Vontreal 1-1 "The Divine" Winchester Blackard 1-1 "The Foreman" Danny Zane 1-1 LC Dufrain 0-2 Randy "Tessin" Iron Koock 0-2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyVolvo Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 (edited) Lmao with these dimensions. Preview my ass. Won't even show the right dimensions when the post got actually posted. Sorry for the chaotic texts guys, Ill try to fix it. Fixed. Edited September 26, 2018 by WhyVolvo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timqwe Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 What happened to this weeks performance bonusses btw? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f2fkoh Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Week 2 Fight of the Week and KO of the Week Winners: Fight of the Week: http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=941455 Omega vs Dabutt KO of the Week: http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=941449 Arnie "Austrian Oak" Terminator Bonus $$$ will be paid out via Zenith Nutrition sponsorships. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15163315666235.jpg Dimochka "The Buttsex Monk" Rasputin (3-0): I come from a long list of killers. Rested, trained, physicals on point... I finally put on the family robes today Come at me ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 I can't totally erase my comment, so this is the next best thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjs2442 Posted September 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 Looks like we have a couple fights not confirmed due to managers going MIA on us. Their opponents will receive the auto win on this weeks shows. I will also look at replacing them in the main draw as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsdaugh Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 Sucks that there are just builds to take down people and submit you, without striking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 Sucks that there are just builds to take down people and submit you, without striking. The all grappling builds become less effective as the tourney progresses. I lost to one early on, but if a rematch happens I'd be pretty confident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shako Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 Sucks that there are just builds to take down people and submit you, without striking. Bah....that's Royce Gracie's fault...and then MMA (and fighting in general) became REAL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsquirrel Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 Bah....that's Royce Gracie's fault...and then MMA (and fighting in general) became REAL Yes Royce ruined a lot of cool (but useless) martial arts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 Is there any current standings anywhere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsquirrel Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 Is there any current standings anywhere? Yes here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1q6cHg5p0PxypQg4ioDwLR38eflR4V5BrgLuuKuokdv4/edit?usp=sharing Everything is on first page of the thread, but you need to scroll way down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjs2442 Posted September 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 I will get everything updated today sorry for the delay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjs2442 Posted September 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 Stats have been updated. Do we give the guys who are MIA one more week to return or do we replace them now? Give me your thoughts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxxtremeT13 Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 Am I the only fighter 0-3 currently....if I go 0-24 do I get an award for fighting so much and losing and not sacking my fighter???????? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsdaugh Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 Well mine is 1-2, but about to face an 4-0 fighter who has all sub wins, so I'm about there with you. Guess high takedown def/grappling doesn't help much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 Road Block: It feels good to be back to winning. Beating the dog shit out of a BJJ purple belt on the ground felt pretty good, but still not as much fun as I'm going to have dismantling Mark Hunt in six days. That dude bleeds if he blinks too hard; I'm pretty sure I can cut him with a dirty look. He'll probably still be bleeding from his last fight when we face off in less than a week. The rest of the fighters on the card that night better hope we go last, because that cage is going to look like an 1800s slaughterhouse when I finish with him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 Well mine is 1-2, but about to face an 4-0 fighter who has all sub wins, so I'm about there with you. Guess high takedown def/grappling doesn't help muchThe Diaz build (I take credit for inventing it) dominates 25 year old builds. It's awful vs a dedicated grappler early on, but they surpass them with a month+ of training. Edit:. For some reason, I thought I was fighting you next. I was wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 What is the Diaz build, if you don't mind me asking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 Stats have been updated. Do we give the guys who are MIA one more week to return or do we replace them now? Give me your thoughts let's replace them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 Damn .. I have created a TOTAL Can ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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