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#21 bjornmma1

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Posted 11 April 2015 - 08:57 PM

Just remember, Gator's bitches wear jimmies.


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Damn right they do. Safety first my man, safety first!


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#22 bjornmma1

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 06:41 AM

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An easy win for me over a veteran fighter. He clearly tried to KO me, but no chance of that. I took him down and submitted him easily. 

I'm verry happy with my Gamma debut. 


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#23 Rambo

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 03:18 PM

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"Damn bro, you're one ugly dude."


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#24 bjornmma1

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 03:38 PM

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Only if you were gay, then you would have to worry about how I look. I'm not a fashion boy and don't want to be one either. I don't know what area you are from, but whoever is wearing colorbands in his 'beard' is sending of strange messages. 

 

Your mom sent me a picture of you when you were 18 and going to prom, alone! 

 

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#25 Rambo

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 04:12 PM

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"I'd fuck that goat, but I feel sorry for you.  It looks like Count Chocula jizzed all over your face."


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#26 bjornmma1

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 04:14 PM

 

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"I'd fuck that goat, but I feel sorry for you.  It looks like Count Chocula jizzed all over your face."

 

 

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I'm more than happy to have what you call an ugly face when that means I'm not fucking goats like you, but pussy!


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#27 Rambo

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 04:15 PM

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"I guarantee that goat gets more pussy than you.  You look like Jason Vorhees, just crawled out of a lake."


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#28 bjornmma1

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 04:17 PM

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 04:18 PM

Goats have pussies too.


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#30 bjornmma1

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 04:19 PM

Goats have pussies too.

 

they do, but they just smell funny


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Posted 31 May 2015 - 04:21 PM

Andre Souza would know.


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#32 Rambo

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 04:22 PM

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"You look like the spawn of Freddy Kueger and Jason after a night of murderous-gay sex in Kim Jong Un's pleasure pad."


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Posted 31 May 2015 - 04:22 PM

 

they do, but they just smell funny

 

Like fresh milk.


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#34 bjornmma1

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 04:24 PM

 

Like fresh milk.

 

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I'm sure you know that smell very well. 

THe only pussy you can get is the one from your neighbour's wife: 

 

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 04:28 PM

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"I'd fuck that cat."


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Posted 31 May 2015 - 04:29 PM

Don't listen to him, he's badly concussed.


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#37 Rambo

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Posted 31 May 2015 - 06:00 PM

 

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Andre "Gator" Souza

 

I'm sure you know that smell very well. 

THe only pussy you can get is the one from your neighbour's wife: 

 

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"I'd eat that pussy."


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#38 stpierrecanada

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Posted 28 June 2015 - 03:09 AM

Wow great fighter man
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Fedor will always be the Greatest P4P fighter to ever live.


 
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Posted 28 June 2015 - 03:10 AM

Diggs vs Souza I smell?
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Fedor will always be the Greatest P4P fighter to ever live.


 
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#40 bjornmma1

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Posted 28 June 2015 - 06:29 AM

I didn't see this and already accepted the title shot, sorry:s
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