Ah, fuck. Took a swig of Improper Thirteen and now I feel like posting another dick pic. Mike Tycoon can I get the all-clear this time? To be clear, it's to fight bodyshaming, not some sort of weird exhibitionist kink. Think Amber Rose's Slut Walk but less sluts walking and more popping a stiffy and posting it on Buzz. #BodyPositive #FreeLove  (Dec 13, 2018)

Damn, isn't it convenient that whenever Paul Castilano issues a challenge, he forgets how to tag me? At least learn something from France Nigannou, he doesn't @ me any more because the mental challenge of reading anything over five words is too much for his manager, and that's fine. #NoDiscrimination #SlowLearningIsStillLearning #Ac... (Dec 13, 2018)

Your CTE kicked in a little at the end there, Paul. It's obvious to anyone with a bit of culture in their lives that Kevin was starting the fight with a textbook sumo abisetaoshi (浴せ倒し) that you disrespectfully mislabel a "clinch". The fight I saw was you giving my boy a couple love taps and the referee calling the bout. I'm about to fly over to your place and throw a dolly at your bus, just send me location. Make sure Jay Stanley sits ringside so I can ... (Dec 13, 2018)

From a sport standpoint, Paul Castilano did what he could with the limited tools he had to get the scrappy coward's victory of TKO (Strikes). I knew he'd avoid the stand-up but nullifying the Australian Gangster's KO power by hugging him (using the illegal power of friendship) was a bold move that paid off. Says a lot about those pillow hands that eleven clean shots to the head still couldn't put down Kevin Maxwell before Jay St... (Dec 13, 2018)

When my contract is up, it will be a feeding frenzy. When your contract is up, people will say, "How long are you going to keep collecting welfare, Dajaun? Get a job." Your grandkids will say, "Ugh, Grandad, your CTE is playing up again. We know you got knocked out by the GOAT Ilo Danilo, you mention it every day. You're still a bum. Can we not live in a cave on a mountain? Are you scared he's going to knock you out again?" My grandkids will say, "Grandaddy, why did you not pay child support?" (Dec 13, 2018)