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Event: SMASH: Big Mouth vs River 2     
Date:   Apr 23, 2023
#R1##CL#
Kawiwasulu moves into the clinch successfully.
Kawiwasulu tries a body shot but Meat Boy blocks it.
Meat Boy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kawiwasulu lands an uppercut.#CUT#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Kawiwasulu makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kawiwasulu misses with a punch to the body.
Kawiwasulu tries to throw a body punch but Meat Boy avoids it by throwing Kawiwasulu back against the cage.
Kawiwasulu tries a body shot but Meat Boy blocks it.
Meat Boy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kawiwasulu is breathing heavily.
Kawiwasulu dodges an elbow strike from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Meat Boy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kawiwasulu backwards.
Meat Boy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Meat Boy lands a right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meat Boy pushes Kawiwasulu back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Meat Boy lands a shot to the body.#BC2#
Meat Boy manages to break the clinch. #CL2#
Meat Boy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC2#
Meat Boy breaks the clinch. #CL2#
Meat Boy clinches with his opponent. #BC2#
Meat Boy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL2#
Meat Boy gets a clinch.
Meat Boy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Meat Boy cracks Kawiwasulu with a nice body shot.#T1#
Meat Boy lands an elbow inside that Kawiwasulu shrugs off.
A right hand to the body from Meat Boy.
A short left from Meat Boy. #BC2#
Meat Boy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL2#
Meat Boy clinches up with Kawiwasulu and pushes him back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Kawiwasulu fails to land. #BC2#
Meat Boy breaks the clinch. #CL2#
Meat Boy has managed to clinch.
Meat Boy tries to throw a body punch but Kawiwasulu avoids it by throwing Meat Boy back against the cage.
Meat Boy lands on the inside with an uppercut. #BC2#
Meat Boy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Meat Boy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#CL2#
Meat Boy gets in close and instigates a clinch. #BC2#
Meat Boy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
We've been told by Kawiwasulu's head coaches at Desert Fitness & Training (14 Elite Coaches) that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#CL2#
Meat Boy clinches up against the cage.
Meat Boy can't find room to land a body shot as Kawiwasulu controls the action.
Meat Boy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Meat Boy lands with a short shot to the head.
Meat Boy scores with a nice hook to the head.
Meat Boy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #ROC2#Kawiwasulu is rocked!#BC2#
Meat Boy breaks from the clinch.
Oh Kawiwasulu is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kawiwasulu just misses with a punch to the body. #T2##CL2#
Meat Boy has managed to clinch.
Meat Boy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Meat Boy creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Kawiwasulu with a big uppercut! Kawiwasulu tries to clinch up but Meat Boy pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Kawiwasulu to the mat! Kawiwasulu covers up and Meat Boy unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Super Meat Boy!
After the big win, Super Meat Boy made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Neon Zombie -Laundry 20% and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: C176: Corassa vs Apollo     
Date:   Mar 26, 2023
#R1##CL#
Allu rushes Meat Boy and presses him up against the cage.
Meat Boy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Allu swings wildly with an uppercut but Meat Boy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Allu lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Meat Boy throws a knee to the head but misses.
Allu tries to work over Meat Boy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Meat Boy lands with a light punch inside.
Meat Boy misses with a punch to the body.
Meat Boy struggles to land a body shot inside as Allu controls his hands.
Allu digs a right hand into Meat Boy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Meat Boy's gas tank.
Meat Boy blocks a body shot from Allu.
A nice left hand lands by Allu.
Allu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Allu scores with an uppercut up the middle.#CUT#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Allu lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Meat Boy takes a shot to the head.
Allu has a couple of punches blocked by Meat Boy.
Allu gets through Meat Boy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right from Allu.
Allu misses with a punch on the inside.
Allu lands a nice shot to the body.
Allu gets through Meat Boy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Meat Boy looks winded!#T1#
A short right from Allu.
Allu misses with a hook to the ribs. #BC2#
Meat Boy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Allu avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Meat Boy doesn't manage to clinch there - Allu circles away.
Meat Boy throws a wild body kick that Allu sees coming a mile off.
Meat Boy walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.#CUT#That has opened up Super Meat Boy's cut even more.
Allu circles away from the clinch attempt.
Meat Boy looks up at the clock. Bad move! Allu lands a right hand from hell, dropping Meat Boy. Allu pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Juki Allu!
In his post fight interview, Juki Allu started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: C169: Road vs Mountain     
Date:   Mar 03, 2023
#R1#
Meat Boy cracks Rader with a good jab.#KD#
Meat Boy lands a big right hand that sends Rader crashing to the mat! Meat Boy stays standing though and waves Rader back to his feet!#CUT#It looks like Dennis Rader has been cut.
Rader uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Meat Boy.
Rader flicks out a counter leg kick but Meat Boy steps away.#CL#
Meat Boy moves into the clinch successfully.
Meat Boy misses with the head strike.
Meat Boy tries to throw a body punch but Rader avoids it by throwing Meat Boy back against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meat Boy is trying to force a seperation but Rader has the dominant position.
A short right from Rader.
Meat Boy misses with the head strike.
Meat Boy has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#BC2#
Rader manages to break the clinch.
Meat Boy wants to clinch up but Rader keeps it at a distance.
Meat Boy throws a push kick but Rader slaps the foot to one side.
Rader keeps the fight on the outside.
Meat Boy scores with a jab. Rader acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Rader pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
It looked like Meat Boy was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Rader.
Meat Boy misses with an uppercut. Rader saw that one coming.
Meat Boy thuds a left hand into Rader's body.
Rader uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy connects with a crisp jab.
Meat Boy moves in looking to clinch but Rader pushes him off.
Rader circles away from the clinch attempt
and Rader counters with a nice uppercut. #CUT2#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.#T1#
Rader throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rader keeps the fight on the outside.
Rader throws a series of punches but Meat Boy moves out of range.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A thudding body kick lands there by Meat Boy!
Rader ducks under a wild hook from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy misses with a straight right.
Meat Boy lands a head shot.#CL#
Meat Boy closes the distance and pushes Rader back into the cage.
Meat Boy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A short body shot lands from Meat Boy as the two fighters clinch.
Rader misses with a body punch.
Rader scores with a shot to the side of Meat Boy's head.
Meat Boy has had enough of the clinch but Rader keeps him there for the moment.
Rader lands a left hand.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Meat Boy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Meat Boy lands with a left to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rader blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rader lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #T2#
Meat Boy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Come on Rader - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Meat Boy can't find room to land a body shot as Rader controls the action.
Rader blocking some punches.
Rader swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, Rader scores with a nice short uppercut.
Meat Boy blocks a body shot from Rader.
Rader makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Rader scores with a shot to the side of Meat Boy's head.
Rader misses with the head strike.
Meat Boy scores with a shot to the side of Rader's head. #BC2#
Rader escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Meat Boy closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Rader counter with a right hand.
Meat Boy tries to clinch there but Rader circles away.
Rader uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Meat Boy moves in looking to clinch but Rader pushes him off.
Meat Boy looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. #T3#
Meat Boy throws a lazy head kick
and Rader counters with a stiff right hand.
Rader throws a body shot but no joy.
Rader lands a head shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Meat Boy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Rader has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
A big right from Meat Boy misses.
Rader swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#CL#
Meat Boy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Rader has Meat Boy pressed against the cage.
Meat Boy tries to land a knee to the head but misses. #BC#
Meat Boy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Rader connects with an inside leg kick.
Meat Boy closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up but Rader circles away and keeps his distance.
Rader lands a jab and follows it up with a massive straight that knocks Meat Boy out cold! Meat Boy is crumpled in the corner, his head only propped up by the cage! That's one for the organiziational promos right there! Wow, what a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dennis Rader!
A very excited looking Dennis Rader made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: C163: Bird vs White     
Date:   Feb 12, 2023
#R1#
KillsInWater connects with a crisp jab.
Meat Boy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A jab from KillsInWater does it's job there.
Meat Boy avoids a punch combination nicely.
A lazy left from KillsInWater finds it's target.
KillsInWater takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Meat Boy throws a good cross that connects.
KillsInWater lands a high kick! #CUT2#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
KillsInWater lands a right hand.
A nice left hand lands by KillsInWater.
A short body shot lands from Meat Boy as the two fighters clinch. #BC2#
KillsInWater breaks from the clinch. #CL#
KillsInWater gets tackled into the cage by Meat Boy. Meat Boy maintains the clinch.
Meat Boy lands a body punch in the clinch.
KillsInWater looks winded!#BC#
Meat Boy breaks from the clinch.
A swing and a miss from Meat Boy.#CL#
Meat Boy clinches up with KillsInWater and pushes him back against the cage.
KillsInWater is trying to break free.#T1#
Meat Boy working aggressively here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from KillsInWater. #BC2#
KillsInWater breaks from the clinch. #CL#
Meat Boy gets a clinch. #BC#
Meat Boy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up but KillsInWater circles away and keeps his distance.
KillsInWater connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#CL#
Meat Boy drives through and clinches with KillsInWater against the cage. #BC#
Meat Boy breaks the clinch.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch.
KillsInWater moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Meat Boy throws a sloppy head kick and KillsInWater moves out of range easily.
Meat Boy walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
KillsInWater scores with a crisp jab that stopped Meat Boy in his tracks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Donk. KillsInWater catches Meat Boy right on the button with a cross.
KillsInWater lands a jab to the nose.
KillsInWater with a jab.
KillsInWater has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.#CL#
Meat Boy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by KillsInWater.
Meat Boy wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but KillsInWater has him pressed against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from KillsInWater. #T2##BC#
Meat Boy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
KillsInWater slips a straight right by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy wants to clinch up but KillsInWater keeps it at a distance.
Meat Boy throws an off balance right hand
and KillsInWater cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CL2#
KillsInWater clinches up with Meat Boy and pushes him back against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Meat Boy.
Meat Boy stalling against the cage.
Meat Boy working aggressively here.
Meat Boy prevents KillsInWater from breaking the clinch.#BC2#
KillsInWater manages to break the clinch.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick that misses.
KillsInWater with a nice cross.#CL#
Meat Boy forces KillsInWater back against the cage and clinches.
Meat Boy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of KillsInWaters head.
Meat Boy lands with a left to the head.
KillsInWater blocks a body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy tries a body shot but KillsInWater blocks it. #BC2#
KillsInWater escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #T3#
Meat Boy tries to close the distance and clinch up but KillsInWater swats him away and circles back towards the center.
KillsInWater looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Meat Boy tries to clinch there but KillsInWater circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Meat Boy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A head kick misses from KillsInWater.
Meat Boy throwing a counter right hand but KillsInWater manages to avoid it.
KillsInWater plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
KillsInWater connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Meat Boy momentarily.
KillsInWater misses with the combination.
KillsInWater ducks under a wild hook from Meat Boy.
KillsInWater will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
KillsInWater throws a shot to the body.
Meat Boy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Donk. Meat Boy catches KillsInWater right on the button with a cross.
KillsInWater slips under a jab from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a head kick that misses.
Meat Boy on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
KillsInWater avoids the body shot from Meat Boy.
KillsInWater doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
KillsInWater swings and misses with a hook to the body. #T4##CL#
Meat Boy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Meat Boy pushes KillsInWater back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
KillsInWater misses with the head strike.
Meat Boy taking a breather.
Meat Boy tries a body shot but KillsInWater blocks it.
Our sources have told us that Meat Boy has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Good body shot from KillsInWater. #BC2#
KillsInWater breaks the clinch.
KillsInWater is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Meat Boy had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.#CL#
Meat Boy drives through and clinches with KillsInWater against the cage.
Meat Boy throws a punch but it's blocked by KillsInWater.
Meat Boy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Meat Boy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Meat Boy lands a nice shot to the body.
Meat Boy digs a right hand underneath KillsInWater's ribcage. KillsInWater let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
KillsInWater prevents a body shot from Meat Boy.
Good body shot from Meat Boy. #BC2#
KillsInWater's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL#
Meat Boy clinches up with KillsInWater and pushes him back against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Tor KillsInWater will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Super Meat Boy's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
A punch combination from KillsInWater misses.
Meat Boy throws a head kick that misses.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Meat Boy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
KillsInWater paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Meat Boy moves out of range of the strikes.
KillsInWater with a hook.
KillsInWater scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#CL#
Meat Boy moves into the clinch successfully.
Meat Boy using the Thai plumb to throw knees but KillsInWater has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Meat Boy looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.#BC2#
KillsInWater manages to break the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Meat Boy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That kick from Meat Boy tenderised KillsInWater's leg. KillsInWater is trying to keep his angry face on.
KillsInWater plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Meat Boy throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
KillsInWater is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Good work by KillsInWater as he checks the leg kick.
KillsInWater has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
KillsInWater lands a nice hook to Meat Boy's body. Meat Boy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Meat Boy misses with a hook.#T1#
KillsInWater just misses with a punch to the body.
KillsInWater misses with a wild body shot.
Meat Boy tries to clinch there but KillsInWater circles away.
KillsInWater changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
KillsInWater throws a hook but Meat Boy blocks it.
KillsInWater tries a head kick but it misses.
Meat Boy wants to clinch up but KillsInWater keeps it at a distance.#CL#
Meat Boy moves into range and clinches up with KillsInWater.#BC#
Meat Boy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but KillsInWater is having none of it.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
KillsInWater throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
KillsInWater throws a head kick that misses.
Meat Boy appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. KillsInWater manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
KillsInWater throws a body punch but Meat Boy moves out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Meat Boy.
The fighters circling - KillsInWater throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #CL#
Meat Boy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
KillsInWater lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for KillsInWater. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
KillsInWater is looking to break free of the clinch but Meat Boy has double underhooks. #T2#
Meat Boy scores with a hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A frustrated look appears on KillsInWater's face as he tries to break the clinch. #BC#
Meat Boy breaks from the clinch.
KillsInWater fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Meat Boy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
KillsInWater throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
KillsInWater is breathing heavily.
KillsInWater throws an overhand right that lands on Meat Boy's shoulder, as Meat Boy tries to avoid the shot.
KillsInWater misses the shot to the body.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch.
Tor KillsInWater is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
KillsInWater connects with a body shot that sends Meat Boy's belly button to the back.
KillsInWater dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Meat Boy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Meat Boy needs to keep his hands up - KillsInWater had a free shot at his head there.#CL#
KillsInWater tries to keep at a distance but Meat Boy has taken the fight into the clinch.#BC#
Meat Boy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Meat Boy moves into the clinch.
Meat Boy stalling.
Meat Boy has a couple of punches blocked by KillsInWater. #T3#
KillsInWater lands a body punch in the clinch.
KillsInWater keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Meat Boy's efforts to push away.
Meat Boy tries to circle away but KillsInWater has him pinned against the cage.
Meat Boy stalling against the cage.
Meat Boy cracks KillsInWater with a nice body shot.#BC2#
KillsInWater breaks from the clinch. #CL#
Meat Boy has managed to clinch. #BC2#
KillsInWater's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Tor KillsInWater seems to be getting the better of the standup.
KillsInWater connects with the punch.#CL#
Meat Boy has taken the fight to the clinch.
Meat Boy prevents KillsInWater from breaking the clinch.
Meat Boy misses with the head strike.
Meat Boy can't find room to land a body shot as KillsInWater controls the action.
Meat Boy misses with the head strike.
Meat Boy using the Thai plumb to throw knees but KillsInWater has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Meat Boy is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son. #T4#
Meat Boy is trying to maintain a safe position but KillsInWater gets an underhook and turns Meat Boy into the cage.
KillsInWater is trying to break free.
KillsInWater doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Meat Boy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
KillsInWater lands with a left to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Meat Boy.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Meat Boy throws a head punch that misses.
KillsInWater is trying to push Meat Boy away but Meat Boy has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Meat Boy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of KillsInWaters head.
This has been an exciting period of action!#BC2#
KillsInWater breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but KillsInWater is having none of it.
KillsInWater lands an overhand right.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Tor KillsInWater will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Super Meat Boy's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
KillsInWater getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
KillsInWater just misses with a punch to the body.
KillsInWater connects with a good right hand that stumbles Meat Boy. Meat Boy circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but KillsInWater moves out of range.
Meat Boy wants to clinch but KillsInWater slips to the side
and KillsInWater cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Meat Boy has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Meat Boy wants to clinch.#CL#
Meat Boy has KillsInWater up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite KillsInWater's efforts to push away.
Meat Boy misses with a punch on the inside.
KillsInWater being controlled against the cage.
Meat Boy struggles to land a body shot inside as KillsInWater controls his hands. #T1#
KillsInWater prevents a body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy misses with a punch on the inside. #BC2#
KillsInWater breaks the clinch.
KillsInWater keeps the fight on the outside.
Meat Boy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Meat Boy tries to close the distance and clinch up but KillsInWater swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up but KillsInWater circles away and keeps his distance.
KillsInWater connects with a high kick.
KillsInWater throws a series of punches but Meat Boy moves out of range.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch.
KillsInWater avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Meat Boy avoids the head kick by KillsInWater.
Nice shot lands for KillsInWater.
KillsInWater misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Meat Boy takes a kick to the side of the head.
Meat Boy looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
KillsInWater takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Meat Boy throws a sloppy head kick and KillsInWater moves out of range easily.
Meat Boy tries to clinch there but KillsInWater circles away.
KillsInWater blocks the body kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from KillsInWater! But no joy.#T2#
KillsInWater lands the left hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#CL#
Meat Boy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Meat Boy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Meat Boy misses with some punches. #BC2#
KillsInWater pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
KillsInWater stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Meat Boy lands with a nice body punch.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but KillsInWater is having none of it.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up.
Meat Boy wants to clinch but KillsInWater slips to the side
and KillsInWater counters with a one-two to the body.
Meat Boy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. KillsInWater doesn't seem bothered though.
Meat Boy lands a really nice looking cross but KillsInWater seems unphased.
KillsInWater misses with a few strikes there.
KillsInWater fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Meat Boy manages to avoid it.
Meat Boy is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but KillsInWater is having none of it.
KillsInWater keeps the fight on the outside.
KillsInWater avoids the clinch attempt nicely. #CL#
Meat Boy moves into the clinch.
Meat Boy wants to stall. #T3##BC2#
KillsInWater escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #CL#
Meat Boy has KillsInWater up against the cage in a clinch.
Meat Boy misses with a punch to the body.
KillsInWater tries to break free but Meat Boy pushes him back against the cage.
Meat Boy taking a breather.
A nice left hand lands by Meat Boy.
Super Meat Boy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
KillsInWater fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #BC#
Meat Boy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
KillsInWater throws a series of punches but Meat Boy avoids them all with ease.
Meat Boy closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
KillsInWater uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Meat Boy has time to react.
Meat Boy tries to clinch
and KillsInWater counters with a straight right hand.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up.#CL#
Meat Boy moves into the clinch.
A short body shot lands from KillsInWater as the two fighters clinch. #T4#
Meat Boy lands with a right to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
KillsInWater lands a hook that snaps the head of Meat Boy backwards.
Meat Boy takes a shot to the head.
Meat Boy tries a body shot but KillsInWater blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Meat Boy fails to land.
A short right from KillsInWater on the inside.
Meat Boy misses with a shot to the kidneys. #BC2#
KillsInWater breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Meat Boy lands with a kick to the ribs.
Meat Boy wants to clinch up but KillsInWater keeps it at a distance.
Meat Boy on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
KillsInWater lands with a cross.
KillsInWater lands a high kick!
Super Meat Boy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Meat Boy misses with a left hand
and KillsInWater counters with a left to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
KillsInWater ducks under a wild hook from Meat Boy.
KillsInWater feints a jab promting Meat Boy to slip. KillsInWater then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Meat Boy slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Meat Boy throws a sloppy head kick
and KillsInWater counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tor KillsInWater comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got KillsInWater winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 27:30
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tor KillsInWater!

Tor KillsInWater seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: WVT 56: Narushima v Tchusuk     
Date:   Dec 21, 2022
#R1#
Meat Boy avoids a kick to the body.
Pulkkinen throws a body shot but no joy.
Meat Boy throws a lazy right hand but Pulkkinen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Meat Boy works Pulkkinen's body with a nice hook.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The fight stays on the outside here - Meat Boy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pulkkinen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pulkkinen manages to avoid it.#CL#
Meat Boy moves into the clinch.
Pulkkinen content to slow the pace in the clinch.
A short right from Pulkkinen on the inside.
Meat Boy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy pushes Pulkkinen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Meat Boy has Pulkkinen pressed against the cage, preventing Pulkkinen from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Pulkkinen tries to throw a body punch but Meat Boy avoids it by throwing Pulkkinen back against the cage.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pulkkinen misses with some punches.
Meat Boy works on Pulkkinen's body with a couple of short punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pulkkinen.
Our sources have told us that Meat Boy has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.#T1##BC2#
Pulkkinen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL#
Meat Boy fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Pulkkinen, pushing him back against the cage.
Meat Boy tries a body shot but Pulkkinen blocks it.
Pulkkinen blocks an uppercut. #BC#
Meat Boy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch.
Pulkkinen throws a nice head kick! #CUT2#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pulkkinen thows a left - swing and a miss! #CL#
Meat Boy instigates a clinch.
Meat Boy is trying to force a seperation but Pulkkinen has the dominant position.#BC#
Meat Boy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pulkkinen tries to clinch but Meat Boy is having none of it.
Meat Boy scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Meat Boy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pulkkinen swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Pulkkinen has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Meat Boy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pulkkinen keeps the fight on the outside.
Pulkkinen closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. #T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meat Boy takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Meat Boy misses with a head kick. #CL#
Meat Boy rushes Pulkkinen and presses him up against the cage.
Pulkkinen works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process. #BC2#
Pulkkinen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Meat Boy lands a nice shot that snaps Pulkkinen's head back.
No joy there for Pulkkinen, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Pulkkinen counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheers as Meat Boy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pulkkinen doesn't seem phased though.
Pulkkinen lands a front kick.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but Pulkkinen is having none of it.
Pulkkinen lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Meat Boy at a distance.
Meat Boy tries to grapple but his opponent circles #KD2#
and Pulkkinen counters with a head kick that drops Meat Boy to the mat! Meat Boy scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Pulkkinen circles away from the clinch attempt.
Good work by Pulkkinen as he checks the leg kick.#T3#
Pulkkinen cracks Meat Boy with an open hand slap.#CUT2#Super Meat Boy's cut is getting worse.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up but Pulkkinen circles away and keeps his distance.
Pulkkinen misses with a body shot.
Meat Boy takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Meat Boy scores with a shot to the body. #KD#
Meat Boy lands a big right hand that sends Pulkkinen crashing to the mat! Meat Boy stays standing though and waves Pulkkinen back to his feet!#ROC#Pulkkinen is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
BOOM! Meat Boy lands a beautiful left hook that drops Pulkkinen. Pulkkinen tries to recover but Meat Boy is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Pulkkinen lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
After the big win, Super Meat Boy made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Neon Zombie and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: WVT 50: Meat Boy v Narushima     
Date:   Dec 01, 2022
#R1#
Narushima lands with a kick to the ribs.
Meat Boy swings away with a body shot that misses
and Narushima counters with a head kick.
Meat Boy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Meat Boy backing away here, and Narushima unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but Narushima moves away
letting Narushima counter with a right hand. #CUT2#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Narushima circles away from the clinch attempt
and Narushima counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Narushima looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Meat Boy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Narushima counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Leonardo Narushima !
An out of breath Leonardo Narushima thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: WVT 43: Ihantala v Meat Boy     
Date:   Nov 04, 2022
#R1##CL#
Ihantala rushes Meat Boy and presses him up against the cage.
Ihantala misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ihantala goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Meat Boy throws a head punch that misses.
Ihantala blocking some punches.
Meat Boy tries to work over Ihantala's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ihantala blocking some punches.
Ihantala scores with a shoulder strike. #CUT#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC#
Ihantala breaks from the clinch.
Ihantala slips a straight right by Meat Boy.
Ihantala appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.#CL2#
Meat Boy moves into the clinch successfully.
Meat Boy wants to break the clinch but can't.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ihantala tries to work over Meat Boy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
I was talking to Ihantala's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A short right from Ihantala on the inside.
Meat Boy pushes Ihantala back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ihantala misses with the head strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ihantala misses with the head strike.
Meat Boy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Ihantala lands with a left to the head.
Meat Boy is trying to break the clinch but Ihantala has him pressed against the cage. #BC#
Ihantala breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #T1#
Meat Boy throws the left hand but Ihantala avoids the punch easily.
A head kick from Ihantala lands but Meat Boy takes it in his stride.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Ihantala keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Meat Boy misses with an uppercut
and Ihantala counters with a nice low kick that buckles Meat Boy's knee momentarily.
Ihantala checks the leg kick.
Ihantala lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Meat Boy paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Meat Boy tries to close the distance and clinch but Ihantala swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Meat Boy lands a head kick. Ihantala smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Ihantala looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Meat Boy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ihantala was well out of range. Poor timing from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy pivots, looking for a leg kick but Ihantala is out of range and Meat Boy settles back down.
Ihantala scores with a hook to the body. Meat Boy takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Meat Boy wants to clinch up but Ihantala keeps it at a distance.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up but Ihantala circles away and keeps his distance.#CL#
Ihantala closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meat Boy misses with a punch on the inside. #T2#
A short right from Ihantala on the inside.
Ihantala lands a right hand.
Ihantala has a couple of punches blocked by Meat Boy.
A short left from Meat Boy.
Ihantala misses with a body punch.
A frustrated look appears on Meat Boy's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Ihantala softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Meat Boy lands with a light punch inside.
Ihantala scores with a nice hook to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ihantala. #BC2#
Meat Boy breaks from the clinch. #CL2#
Meat Boy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Meat Boy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Ihantala.
Meat Boy takes a shot to the head.
Ihantala struggles to land a body shot inside as Meat Boy controls his hands.
Ihantala lands a right hand.
Meat Boy lands a nice uppercut.
Meat Boy blocks an uppercut.
Ihantala throws a head punch that misses. #T3#
Ihantala misses with a shot to the kidneys. #BC2#
Meat Boy breaks the clinch. #CL2#
Meat Boy takes the fight into the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Meat Boy fails to land.
Ihantala tries to throw a body punch but Meat Boy avoids it by throwing Ihantala back against the cage.
A hook to the body from Ihantala.
Ihantala blocking some punches.
Ihantala lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Ihantala doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Meat Boy presses Ihantala against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Meat Boy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Ihantala scores with a shot to the side of Meat Boy's head.
Ihantala struggles to land a body shot inside as Meat Boy controls his hands.
Ihantala lands a right hand.
Meat Boy prevents a body shot from Ihantala.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Ihantala.
Ihantala tries to throw a body punch but Meat Boy avoids it by throwing Ihantala back against the cage.
Ihantala tries to work over Meat Boy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC2#
Meat Boy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Meat Boy fails with an attempt to clinch. #T4##KD#
Ihantala lands a big right hand that sends Meat Boy crashing to the mat! Ihantala stays standing though and waves Meat Boy back to his feet!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Meat Boy tries to clinch but Ihantala is having none of it. #CL2#
Meat Boy forces Ihantala back against the cage and clinches.
Ihantala is leaning against Meat Boy and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Ihantala lands a hook that snaps the head of Meat Boy backwards. #CUT#That has opened up Super Meat Boy's cut even more.
Ihantala goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Meat Boy misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Ihantala fails to land.
Meat Boy looking to slow down the pace here.
Ihantala lands a nice uppercut.
Ihantala lands a nice shot to the body.
Ihantala misses with a punch to the body.
Meat Boy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ihantala's elbow.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ihantala pushes Meat Boy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#ROC#Meat Boy is rocked!
Meat Boy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Meat Boy is still on wobbly legs! Can Ihantala finish him?
Ihantala lands a body shot.
Meat Boy seems to have recovered his senses.
Meat Boy looks winded!
Ihantala tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Meat Boy's elbow.
Ihantala lands a nice uppercut.
Ihantala dips a shoulder and cracks Meat Boy with a mighty uppercut! Meat Boy falls back against the cage and Ihantala unloads with a barrage of strikes! Meat Boy is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Ihantala screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tali Ihantala!
Tali Ihantala retains his super heavyweight title!
Tali Ihantala seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: WVT 38: Doisneau v Meat Boy     
Date:   Oct 14, 2022
#R1##CL2#
Doisneau gets tackled into the ropes by Meat Boy. Meat Boy maintains the clinch.
Meat Boy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Doisneau's efforts to push away.
Doisneau dodges an elbow strike from Meat Boy. #BC#
Doisneau manages to break the clinch. #CL2#
Meat Boy pushes Doisneau up against the ropes in a clinch.
Meat Boy blocks an uppercut.
Doisneau tries to break free but Meat Boy pushes him back against the ropes.
Meat Boy tries to work over Doisneau's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Doisneau misses with a punch to the body.
Doisneau tries to circle away but Meat Boy has him pinned against the ropes.#BC2#
Meat Boy manages to break the clinch.
Doisneau misses with a hook.
Meat Boy scores with a kick to the body.
Meat Boy cracks Doisneau with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#CUT2#It looks like Roch Doisneau has been cut.#CL2#
Meat Boy drives through and clinches with Doisneau against the ropes.
Meat Boy lands with a left to the head.
Meat Boy is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Doisneau is keeping busy.#BC#
Doisneau escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #CL2#
Meat Boy pushes Doisneau up against the ropes in a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doisneau blocks a body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a head punch that misses. #T1#
Doisneau fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Doisneau misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Doisneau misses with a hook from the clinch.
Meat Boy tries a body shot but Doisneau blocks it.
Meat Boy scores with a hook to the body.
Doisneau is breathing heavily.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Meat Boy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Doisneau's efforts to push away.
Doisneau misses with a hook to the ribs.
Doisneau prevents a body shot from Meat Boy.
Doisneau misses with a hook from the clinch.
Meat Boy slowing the pace effectively.
Doisneau lands with a light punch inside.
Meat Boy tries a body shot but Doisneau blocks it.
Doisneau lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Meat Boy backwards.
Good body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands an uppercut.
Meat Boy scores with a shoulder strike.
Meat Boy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Doisneau or not.
A short body shot lands from Meat Boy as the two fighters clinch. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doisneau blocks a body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Meat Boy cracks Doisneau with a nice body shot.#BC2#
Meat Boy breaks the clinch. #CL2#
Meat Boy takes the fight into the clinch.
Meat Boy tries a body shot but Doisneau blocks it.
A nice left hand lands by Meat Boy.
Doisneau throws a head punch that misses.
Doisneau takes a shot to the head. #BC2#
Meat Boy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
We've been told by Doisneau's head coaches at The Foundry that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch.
Doisneau throws a lazy right hand but Meat Boy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Meat Boy scores with a jab to the jaw.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doisneau takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Meat Boy moves in looking to clinch but Doisneau pushes him off.
Meat Boy thuds his right hand into Doisneau's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Meat Boy slips a straight right by Doisneau.
Doisneau chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Meat Boy can pounce on him. #T3#
Doisneau lands with an uppercut that bounces Meat Boy off the ropes and back into range.
Meat Boy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Meat Boy fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Doisneau square on the jaw! Damn, Doisneau is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Neon Zombie, into his post fight interview.

 

Event: WVT 34: McDonald v Tchusuk     
Date:   Sep 23, 2022
#R1#
Meat Boy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Meat Boy misses with a body shot.
Barnes lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Meat Boy backs up against the cage. #CUT2#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Barnes has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.#CL#
Meat Boy closes the distance and clinches.
Barnes tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Barnes is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Barnes looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Meat Boy can't find room to land a body shot as Barnes controls the action. #BC2#
Barnes breaks from the clinch.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up but Barnes circles away and keeps his distance.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Barnes lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Meat Boy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Meat Boy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Meat Boy tries to clinch there but Barnes circles away.
Barnes is looking for the big counter here.
Meat Boy misses with a leg kick
and Barnes counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Meat Boy walks into a stiff left hand from Barnes.
Barnes swats away the attempt to clinch by Meat Boy.
Barnes appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Barnes jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Barnes.#T1##CL#
Meat Boy clinches with his opponent. #BC#
Meat Boy manages to break the clinch.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up.
Barnes throws a counter combo.
Meat Boy throws a body punch but Barnes moves out of range.
As Meat Boy backs off Barnes throws a huge counter combo but Meat Boy manages to avoid it all.
The crowd cheers as Barnes lands an impressive looking overhand right. Meat Boy doesn't seem phased though.
A solid body kick from Barnes.
Meat Boy just misses with a punch to the body.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Barnes counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Barnes on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Meat Boy. Meat Boy obviously looking to wear him down.
Barnes keeps the fight on the outside.
Meat Boy misses the shot to the body.
Meat Boy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Barnes connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Meat Boy's hands.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Meat Boy misses with a lunging right hand
and Barnes counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch.
Barnes circles away from the clinch attempt
and Barnes counters with a one-two to the body. #CUT2#Super Meat Boy's cut is getting worse.#T2#
Meat Boy tries to clinch there but Barnes circles away.
Barnes keeps the fight on the outside.
A telegraphed right hand from Meat Boy misses the target.
Barnes wants to land a leg kick but Meat Boy is out of range.
Some wild striking there from Barnes.
Meat Boy looks for the body kick but Barnes saw that one coming.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Barnes manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Meat Boy throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Meat Boy tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Barnes counters with an inside leg kick.
Meat Boy cracks Barnes with a right hand to the side of the head.#CL#
Meat Boy instigates a clinch.
Meat Boy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Barnes backwards.
Meat Boy lands a body punch in the clinch.
Barnes is trying to break the clinch but Meat Boy is controlling him.#T3#
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Meat Boy tries to throw a body punch but Barnes avoids it by throwing Meat Boy back against the cage.
Barnes is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Barnes looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Meat Boy lands a shot to the body.
Meat Boy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Meat Boy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Barnes backwards.
Barnes tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Meat Boy's elbow.
Barnes tries to break the clinch but Meat Boy is controlling the position.
Barnes wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Barnes wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Barnes taking a breather. #BC2#
Barnes's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Meat Boy tries to close the distance and clinch but Barnes swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Barnes motions for Meat Boy to come forward. Barnes throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Meat Boy punishes Barnes's body with a nice straight punch.
Meat Boy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Barnes paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Barnes appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch. #T4#
Barnes misses with a wild body shot. #CL#
Meat Boy has managed to clinch.
Barnes wants to break the clinch but can't.
Meat Boy swings away with an uppercut that misses. #BC#
Meat Boy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Meat Boy slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch.
Despite the aggression on Barnes's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.#CL#
Barnes tries to keep at a distance but Meat Boy has taken the fight into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Barnes's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Meat Boy goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC2#
Barnes breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL#
Meat Boy forces Barnes back against the cage and clinches.
Meat Boy dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Barnes is looking to break free of the clinch but Meat Boy has double underhooks.
Meat Boy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Barness head.
Meat Boy stalling.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Bob Barnes will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Super Meat Boy's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2##CL#
Meat Boy clinches up with Barnes and pushes him back against the cage.
Meat Boy dips a shoulder and cracks Barnes with a mighty uppercut! Barnes falls back against the cage and Meat Boy unloads with a barrage of strikes! Barnes is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Meat Boy screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Super Meat Boy waved his t-shirt featuring Neon Zombie's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: WVT 30: McDonald v Knox     
Date:   Sep 04, 2022
#R1#
Hill lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Meat Boy circles away quickly and effectively.
Hill cracks Meat Boy with a good jab.
Meat Boy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch. #KD#
Meat Boy lands a big head kick that sends Hill tumbling to the mat! Meat Boy takes a step backwards and waves Hill back to his feet - he wants the finish!#CUT#It looks like Devin Hill has been cut.
The fight stays on the outside here - Meat Boy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#CL#
Meat Boy clinches with his opponent.
Meat Boy has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hill lands an elbow that stopped Meat Boy in his tracks for a moment. #CUT2#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Hill pushes off an throws an elbow but Meat Boy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Meat Boy tries to throw a body punch but Hill avoids it by throwing Meat Boy back against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Hill.
Hill lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hill slowing the pace effectively.
Meat Boy wants to get back to striking at distance but Hill won't allow it.
Stalling in the clinch from Hill.
Hill scores with a shot to the side of Meat Boy's head.
Meat Boy tries to work over Hill's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Meat Boy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Meat Boy misses with some punches. #T1#
Meat Boy lands a left hand. #BC#
Meat Boy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Meat Boy rushes Hill and presses him up against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Meat Boy as the two fighters clinch.
Hill blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hill missing with knees to the body.
Meat Boy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hill landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Hill digs a right hand underneath Meat Boy's ribcage. Meat Boy let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Meat Boy is breathing heavily.
Meat Boy swings wildly with an uppercut but Hill uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hill is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Meat Boy lands a hook that snaps the head of Hill backwards.
Hill is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.#BC#
Meat Boy breaks from the clinch.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up.
Hill lands a jab to the nose.#T2#
Hill lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Meat Boy circles away quickly and effectively.
Meat Boy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hill. Hill obviously looking to wear him down.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hill jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hill throws a head kick that Meat Boy semi-blocks. #CUT2#Super Meat Boy's cut is getting worse.
Meat Boy moves in looking to clinch but Hill pushes him off.
Super Meat Boy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hill's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Meat Boy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Hill scrambles back to his feet.
Meat Boy misses with a straight left.
Hill loads up on a big right hand but Meat Boy slips the punch.
A right-left combo lands from Hill.
Hill misses with a looping left.
Meat Boy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#TD2#
Hill decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Meat Boy manages to get to full guard.
Hill wants to pass the guard but Meat Boy is keeping the position.
My spies in 3Band MMA inform me that Hill has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Meat Boy keeping moving, preventing Hill from controlling successfully.
Meat Boy lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR##T3#
Meat Boy pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hill is keeping the position for now.
Meat Boy sitting in guard here, content to control.
Hill is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Hill wants to pass to mount but Meat Boy is defending the position.
Hill wants to lay and pray for a moment but Meat Boy keeps working. #T4#
Hill tries to pass the half guard into mount. Meat Boy knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Meat Boy tries to roll over but Hill keeps him under control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Well, if Hill is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hill seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Meat Boy does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Hill scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Meat Boy is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Devin Hill will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Hill tries to clinch but Meat Boy is having none of it.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy doesn't manage to clinch there - Hill circles away.
Meat Boy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hill.
Devin Hill seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hill misses the shot to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Meat Boy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hill keeps the fight on the outside.
Meat Boy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hill paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hill circles away from the clinch attempt
and Hill counters with a good low kick that Meat Boy was not able to check.
Meat Boy lands with a cross.
Devin Hill is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hill fails to land with a series of punches.
A counter left hand to the body from Meat Boy misses its target.
Meat Boy slips under a jab from Hill.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hill feints and then cracks Meat Boy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Meat Boy down.
Hill takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Meat Boy throws a sloppy head kick and Hill moves out of range easily.
Meat Boy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hill. Hill obviously looking to wear him down.
Hill circles away from the clinch attempt
and Hill counters with a nice uppercut. #T1#
Meat Boy moves in looking to clinch but Hill pushes him off.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but Hill moves out of range.
Hill avoids the clinch attempt nicely. #CL#
Meat Boy moves into range and clinches up with Hill.
Hill pushes off an throws an elbow but Meat Boy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Super Meat Boy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Meat Boy looking to slow down the pace here.
With the fighters up against the cage, Hill throws an elbow but misses.
Hill taking a breather.
Meat Boy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Meat Boy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hill backwards.
Meat Boy tries to break the clinch but Hill is controlling the position.
Meat Boy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hill blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Hill fails to land.
Meat Boy lands a shot to the body.
Hill blocks a body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #T2#
A short right hand to the side of the head by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Hill or not.
Hill is breathing heavily.
Meat Boy misses with a body punch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Meat Boy takes an elbow to the temple.
Meat Boy blocks the elbow strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hill is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Meat Boy is defending well.
Meat Boy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Meat Boy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process. #BC#
Meat Boy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Meat Boy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Meat Boy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Meat Boy works the jab nicely.
Meat Boy moves in looking to clinch but Hill pushes him off.
Meat Boy doesn't manage to clinch there - Hill circles away.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but Hill moves out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Hill takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A bone on bone clash there as Meat Boy blocks the leg kick.
A lazy left from Hill finds it's target.#T3##CL#
Meat Boy has closed the distance and engaged Hill in a clinch. #BC#
Meat Boy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hill misses with an uppercut. Meat Boy saw that one coming.
Meat Boy takes one to the side of the head.
Meat Boy throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hill lands a jab to the head.
The fight stays on the outside here - Meat Boy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#CL#
Hill gets tackled into the cage by Meat Boy. Meat Boy maintains the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Hill just misses with a elbow thrown towards Meat Boy's brow. #BC#
Meat Boy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hill throws a lazy right hand but Meat Boy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Meat Boy misses with an uppercut.
Meat Boy on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Hill swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Hill lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#CL#
Meat Boy moves into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hill scores with a shoulder strike. #T4#
Meat Boy works on Hill's body with a couple of short punches.
Meat Boy is working Hill over against the cage.
A short right from Meat Boy on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Meat Boy.
A short left from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy struggles to land a body shot inside as Hill controls his hands.
Meat Boy digs a right hand underneath Hill's ribcage. Hill let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Meat Boy misses with a knee strike.
Meat Boy is struggling to control the position.
A short uppercut from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy misses with a body punch.
Meat Boy tries to throw a body punch but Hill avoids it by throwing Meat Boy back against the cage.
Meat Boy is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Hill throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Hill stalling against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Meat Boy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Super Meat Boy dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Meat Boy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hill.
Hill throws out a leg kick but Meat Boy moves out of range and Hill only half commits.
Hill has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Hill there as he acknowledges the shot.
Hill moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Hill slips a jab from Meat Boy.
Hill stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch but Hill is avoiding it.
Hill circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hill slips under a jab from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy wants to clinch.#CL#
Meat Boy clinches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy is looking to break free of the clinch but Hill has double underhooks.
Meat Boy presses Hill against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Hill takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Meat Boy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Meat Boy. #T1#
Meat Boy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hill backwards.
Meat Boy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Meat Boy has Hill pushed against the cage.
Meat Boy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #ROC#Hill is rocked!
Hill prevents a body shot from Meat Boy.
A right hand to the body from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Meat Boy scores with a nice hook to the head.
Meat Boy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Meat Boy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hill is still on wobbly legs! Can Meat Boy finish him?
Meat Boy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hill tries to land knees in the clinch but Meat Boy avoids the damage to the body.
Meat Boy lands a left hand. #TD2#
Hill has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Meat Boy uses from the top position.
Meat Boy is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Hill seems to have recovered his senses.
Meat Boy has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#T2#
Meat Boy passes Hill's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The referee calls for the fighters to work. #SUB2#
Hill with the active half guard here but Meat Boy passes nicely into side control.
Meat Boy taking a breather here.
Meat Boy wants to stand but Hill is controlling his arm.
Hill trying to remain calm as Meat Boy controls from the top position.#T3#
Meat Boy wants to control but Hill is keeping him busy.
Hill is looking for a sweep.
Hill manages to work his way to half guard, despite Meat Boy's best efforts.
Hill is pressing down on Meat Boy's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Hill looking to control but Meat Boy passes into half guard.
Still in half guard, Meat Boy seems content to control.#SUB2#
Hill is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Meat Boy pulls his head out easily. #T4#
Meat Boy seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Meat Boy controlling the action here.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Hill looks to land a right hand but Meat Boy moved out of range.
Nice shot lands for Hill.
Meat Boy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hill paws at him with a jab and circles away.
As Meat Boy backs off Hill throws a huge counter combo but Meat Boy manages to avoid it all.
Hill throws a leg kick that misses. #CL#
Meat Boy clinches up against the cage.#BC#
Meat Boy manages to break the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Super Meat Boy showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Meat Boy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 29:28
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 29:28
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Super Meat Boy!

Super Meat Boy took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Neon Zombie for their support in the buildup to the fight.
Devin Hill was interviewed post fight and said 'No one likes seeing their opponent's hand raised, but that just means that they were the better man today. My team at 3Band MMA and I will break down this match and make the proper changes for my next camp.'.

 

Event: WVT 25: Ihantala v McDonald     
Date:   Aug 14, 2022
#R1#
Meat Boy drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#CUT#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Granger throws a jab when Meat Boy was well out of range.
Granger jabs Meat Boy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Granger throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Meat Boy on the side of the head.
Granger just misses with a punch to the body. #CL2#
Granger gets tackled into the cage by Meat Boy. Meat Boy maintains the clinch.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Meat Boy misses with a punch to the body.
Meat Boy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Meat Boy lands a nice shot to the body.
Meat Boy can't find room to land a body shot as Granger controls the action. #BC2#
Meat Boy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL2#
Meat Boy clinches with his opponent.
Granger lands a hook to the side of the head.#BC2#
Meat Boy manages to break the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Granger throws a leg kick that misses.
Granger looks to land a right hand but Meat Boy moved out of range.
Meat Boy moves in looking to clinch but Granger pushes him off.#CL2#
Meat Boy closes the distance and pushes Granger back into the cage.#BC2#
Meat Boy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Meat Boy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Granger paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Meat Boy wants to clinch.#T1#
Granger digs a good hook to Meat Boy's body. #CL2#
Granger gets tackled into the cage by Meat Boy. Meat Boy maintains the clinch.
Meat Boy prevents a body shot from Granger.
Granger is working Meat Boy over against the cage.#BC2#
Meat Boy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
An inside leg kick lands from Granger.
Granger tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Meat Boy was well out of range. Poor timing from Granger.
Meat Boy lands with a cross.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but Granger is having none of it. #CL2#
Meat Boy moves into the clinch.
Granger lands a left hand that snaps the head of Meat Boy backwards.
Granger misses with a hook to the ribs.
Granger tries to work over Meat Boy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Meat Boy scores with a hook to the body.
Granger blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Granger lands a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Meat Boy blocks a body shot from Granger. #T2##BC2#
Meat Boy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Meat Boy looks to land a left hand but Granger moved out of range nicely.
Nice uppercut there from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy scores with the left hand. Granger knows he should have avoided that one. #CL2#
Granger tries to keep at a distance but Meat Boy has taken the fight into the clinch.
Granger lands an uppercut.#BC2#
Meat Boy breaks the clinch.
Meat Boy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Meat Boy bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Granger's head.#CUT2#It looks like Frank Granger has been cut.
Meat Boy dips to his left and cracks Granger with an uppercut!#KD2#
Meat Boy lands a big head kick that sends Granger tumbling to the mat! Meat Boy takes a step backwards and waves Granger back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#Granger is rocked!
Granger swats away the attempt to clinch by Meat Boy.
Oh Granger is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Decent striking displayed by Granger there.
Granger seems to have got his legs back now.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but Granger moves out of range.
Meat Boy defending well as Granger loads up on a big left hand.
Meat Boy feints a counter leg kick.#T3#
Meat Boy takes a swing at Granger's ribcage but misses. #CL2#
Meat Boy moves into the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Granger.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Meat Boy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Meat Boy has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Granger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Meat Boy lands with a short shot to the head.
Meat Boy misses with a punch to the body.
Meat Boy lands a right hand.
Granger works on Meat Boy's body with a couple of short punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Meat Boy.
Granger scores with a shot to the side of Meat Boy's head.
Granger tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Meat Boy's elbow.
Granger tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Granger lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Granger working aggressively here.
Meat Boy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Granger scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A left hand lands to the body for Meat Boy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Granger misses with a body punch. #T4#
Granger tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Granger tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Meat Boy's elbow.
Meat Boy tries to throw a body punch but Granger avoids it by throwing Meat Boy back against the cage.
Meat Boy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Granger softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Meat Boy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Granger backwards.
A body shot lands from Granger.
Granger tries to work over Meat Boy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Granger fails to land.
Granger throws a punch but it's blocked by Meat Boy.
Granger gets through Meat Boy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Granger tries to throw a body punch but Meat Boy avoids it by throwing Granger back against the cage.
Granger doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Granger struggles to land a body shot inside as Meat Boy controls his hands. #BC2#
Meat Boy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Meat Boy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Granger.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Granger manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A leg kick checked by Meat Boy.
An inside leg kick from Meat Boy misses. #CL2#
Meat Boy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Super Meat Boy will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Meat Boy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Granger throws a body punch but Meat Boy moves out of range. #CL2#
Meat Boy closes the distance and pushes Granger back into the cage.
Granger struggles to land a body shot inside as Meat Boy controls his hands.
Granger tries a body shot but Meat Boy blocks it.
Meat Boy scores with a shoulder strike.
Granger can't find room to land a body shot as Meat Boy controls the action.
Granger tries to throw a body punch but Meat Boy avoids it by throwing Granger back against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Meat Boy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Meat Boy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Granger backwards.
Meat Boy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Granger fails to land.
Meat Boy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#BC2#
Meat Boy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The fight stays on the outside here - Meat Boy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Meat Boy lands a jab to the nose.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meat Boy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Meat Boy avoids the body shot from Granger. #T1#
Granger throws a nice outside leg kick.
Super Meat Boy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Meat Boy tries a head kick but it misses.
Jab by Meat Boy.#KD2#
Meat Boy feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Granger sprawling to the canvas! Granger rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Meat Boy finish him?! #ROC2#Granger is rocked!
Meat Boy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Meat Boy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Granger throws out the jab.
Meat Boy is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Granger flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Granger is out cold! Meat Boy holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
After the big win, Super Meat Boy made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Neon Zombie and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: WVT 19: Ihantala v Motts     
Date:   Jul 24, 2022
#R1##CL2#
Meat Boy pushes Amodei up against the cage in a clinch.
Amodei fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Amodei gets through Meat Boy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Amodei has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Meat Boy after a bit of a struggle.
Meat Boy pushes Amodei back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#CUT2#It looks like Giuseppe Amodei has been cut.#BC2#
Meat Boy breaks from the clinch.
Amodei checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Amodei seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Meat Boy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Amodei paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Meat Boy checks a leg kick.
Amodei thows a left - swing and a miss!
Meat Boy swings for the body but Amodei moves out of range.
Meat Boy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Amodei throws a big shot that misses.
Meat Boy appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.#CL2#
Meat Boy has managed to clinch.
Meat Boy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Amodei is trying to drag Meat Boy to the mat but Meat Boy just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Meat Boy gets underhooks to prevent Amodei's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Giuseppe Amodei. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Meat Boy manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Meat Boy lands a left hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meat Boy goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #T1#
Amodei misses with a punch on the inside.
Amodei tries to throw a body punch but Meat Boy avoids it by throwing Amodei back against the cage.
Amodei lands a hook that snaps the head of Meat Boy backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Meat Boy fails to land.
Amodei working aggressively here.
Amodei lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Amodei is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Meat Boy is defending well.
Amodei lands a nice shot to the body.
Meat Boy misses with a shot to the kidneys. #BC2#
Meat Boy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Amodei throws a quick inside leg kick.
A low kick lands for Amodei.
Meat Boy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Amodei.
Amodei circles away from the clinch attempt. #CL2#
Meat Boy drives through and clinches with Amodei against the cage.
Amodei doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Amodei tries to throw a body punch but Meat Boy avoids it by throwing Amodei back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy is pushing Amodei up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Amodei cracks Meat Boy with a nice body shot.#T2#
Amodei fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Amodei cracks Meat Boy with a nice body shot.
Amodei tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Amodei.
Meat Boy lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Meat Boy scores with a shot to the side of Amodei's head.
Meat Boy pushes Amodei back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#BC2#
Meat Boy breaks from the clinch.
Amodei swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Meat Boy throws a looping overhand right but Amodei ducks down to avoid it.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy fails in his attempt to clinch. #CL2#
Meat Boy moves into the clinch successfully. #BC2#
Meat Boy breaks from the clinch. #CL2#
Meat Boy fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Amodei, pushing him back against the cage.#BC2#
Meat Boy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Meat Boy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Amodei ducks right into an uppercut from Meat Boy.
A shot to the liver by Amodei. Beautiful body shot.
Amodei throws a nice inside leg kick.
Amodei fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Meat Boy has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Amodei lands a nice shot that snaps Meat Boy's head back. #T3#
Meat Boy walks forward, straight into a front kick from Amodei.
Meat Boy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Amodei moves in looking to clinch but Meat Boy pushes him off.#KD2#
Meat Boy feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Amodei sprawling to the canvas! Amodei rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Meat Boy finish him?! #ROC2#Amodei is rocked!#CUT2#Giuseppe Amodei's cut is getting worse.
Amodei attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A nice side step and Meat Boy releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Oh Amodei is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Amodei is holding his hands too far apart here. Meat Boy throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Amodei is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
After the big win, Super Meat Boy made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Neon Zombie and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: WVT 13: Gustavsson v Svyatogor     
Date:   Jul 03, 2022
#R1##CL2#
Meat Boy rushes Syndal and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A short uppercut from Meat Boy.
Syndal wants to take the fight to the mat but Meat Boy manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Syndal wants a takedown but no success here.
Syndal has Meat Boy pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Meat Boy manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Maverick Syndal. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Syndal tries for a takedown but Meat Boy manages to get underhooks.
Syndal is working for takedown but Meat Boy is calmly controlling the position for now.#BC2#
Meat Boy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Syndal keeps the fight on the outside.
Meat Boy connects with a jab.#CUT2#It looks like Maverick Syndal has been cut.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Syndal misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
A nice side step and Meat Boy releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Meat Boy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Meat Boy checks a low kick from Syndal.
Syndal shoots in for a double leg but Meat Boy sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch but Syndal is avoiding it.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up but Syndal circles away and keeps his distance.
Syndal is looking for a counter combo.
Meat Boy throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Syndal on the side of the head.
Meat Boy tries to close the distance and clinch but Syndal swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Meat Boy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Syndal tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Syndal checks the leg kick nicely there.
Meat Boy tries a head kick but it misses.
Syndal goes for a high kick. It partially lands.#T1#
Syndal pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Syndal goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Syndal scores with a head kick. Meat Boy tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Syndal misses with a head kick.
Syndal takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Syndal is breathing heavily.
Meat Boy blocks a head kick by Syndal.
Meat Boy throws out a counter right but Syndal avoids it with no problem.
Meat Boy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #CL2#
Meat Boy clinches up against the cage.
Meat Boy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Meat Boy slowing the pace effectively.
Syndal drops down looking for an ankle pick but Meat Boy pulls his leg out and moves away.
Syndal shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Meat Boy avoids the head kick by Syndal.
Syndal on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Syndal throws a head kick that misses. #CL2#
Meat Boy drives through and clinches with Syndal against the cage.
Syndal is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Meat Boy gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.#BC2#
Meat Boy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Syndal takes one on the button.#ROC2#Syndal is rocked!
Meat Boy misses with a low kick as Syndal jumps back.
Oh Syndal is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Crack! Meat Boy connects with the perfect overhand right and Syndal falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Meat Boy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Neon Zombie logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
Maverick Syndal spoke after the fight, saying 'I get paid to show up, Kicking ass is optional.'.

 

Event: WVT 7: Hanayama v Tynkkynen     
Date:   Jun 05, 2022
#R1#
Meat Boy misses with an uppercut.
McTavish's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Meat Boy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McTavish scrambles back to his feet.#CUT#It looks like Hamish McTavish has been cut.
McTavish misses with a straight right.
Meat Boy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
McTavish dives in for a single leg takedown but Meat Boy sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
McTavish fails with a takedown attempt.
Meat Boy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McTavish works the jab nicely.
Meat Boy misses with a head kick.
McTavish closes this distance looking for a takedown but Meat Boy circles away.
Super Meat Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hamish McTavish.
Meat Boy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McTavish bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#KD#
Meat Boy feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends McTavish sprawling to the canvas! McTavish rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Meat Boy finish him?!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meat Boy ducks under a wild hook from McTavish.
Meat Boy looks to land a right hand but McTavish moved out of range.
McTavish tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.#CL#
Meat Boy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #BC2#
McTavish breaks from the clinch.
Meat Boy throws the kick towards the body but McTavish avoids it.#T1#
McTavish lets loose with a powerful body kick. Meat Boy will feel that in the morning.
Meat Boy throws a big shot that misses.#CL#
Meat Boy has McTavish up against the cage in a clinch. #BC2#
McTavish manages to break the clinch.
The fighters circling - Meat Boy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McTavish has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
McTavish is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #ROC#McTavish is rocked!
Meat Boy lunges in with a left hook that violently twists McTavish head around and knocks him out cold! Meat Boy hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy very nearly forgot to thank Neon Zombie amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   May 21, 2022
#R1##CL2#
Meat Boy moves into the clinch successfully.
Pee looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!#TD2#
Meat Boy manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back. #ES2#
The fighters are working up against the cage. Meat Boy manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Pee gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy has Pee pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Pee manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Pee being controlled against the cage.
Pee misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Pee misses with a shot to the kidneys. #T1#
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Pee fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Tee Pee has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Super Meat Boy.#CL2#
Meat Boy clinches with his opponent.
Pee fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Meat Boy content to slow the pace in the clinch. #TD2#
Meat Boy has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Pee clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Meat Boy's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.#T2#
Pee definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Well, with Meat Boy on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Pee is tapping out... Can he escape the position?#T3#
More stalling from Meat Boy.#T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Meat Boy with more of the same as he continues to hold on.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Super Meat Boy dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2##CL2#
Meat Boy closes the distance and clinches.#TD2#
Meat Boy has picked Pee up - he's going for a ride! Meat Boy dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Meat Boy is controlling the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy moves into full mount! Pee won't be happy about that! #T1#
Meat Boy is dominating on the ground here - he's now on his opponent's back, looking to sink in the hooks. Pee is in real trouble.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Meat Boy biding his time, controlling Pee.
Meat Boy is continuing to stall.#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
The adventures of Meat Boy the control monster continue. Boring.#T3##T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Super Meat Boy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3##CL2#
Meat Boy moves into range and clinches up with Pee.
Pee gets underhooks to prevent Meat Boy's takedown attempt.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy wants a takedown but no success here.
Meat Boy drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Pee gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Tee Pee has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Super Meat Boy.
The referee calls for Meat Boy to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy controlling the action here for a moment.
Pee misses with a punch to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pee.
Meat Boy blocking some punches.
Meat Boy holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Pee tries to work over Meat Boy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Meat Boy holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Pee misses with a short punch on the inside.
Meat Boy has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Pee after a bit of a struggle.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Meat Boy stalls.
The crowd are getting on Meat Boy's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
Pee struggles to land a body shot inside as Meat Boy controls his hands.
Meat Boy is struggling to control the position.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Super Meat Boy.#CL2#
Meat Boy closes the distance and pushes Pee back into the cage.
Meat Boy manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.#T3#
Meat Boy dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Meat Boy's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Meat Boy displaying some good clinch control by pressing Pee up against the cage.
Super Meat Boy is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Super Meat Boy.#CL2#
Meat Boy clinches up with Pee and pushes him back against the cage.
Meat Boy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Meat Boy slowing the pace effectively.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Meat Boy has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Pee is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.#TD2#
Meat Boy manages to pull guard.
Meat Boy is adopting a defensive guard.
Meat Boy wants to get back to his feet but Pee is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Meat Boy lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Meat Boy advances position into side control!

And that's the end of the fight!
Super Meat Boy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Meat Boy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 25:30
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 26:30
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Super Meat Boy!

A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Super Meat Boy made sure he mentioned Neon Zombie, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: ENIGMA SUB WRESTLING 3     
Date:   Mar 13, 2022





190 cm
40 yrs
285 lbs



194 cm
34 yrs
260 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Helsinki, with a TWGC record of 5 wins and 1 losses; Super Meat Boy! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 43 wins and 34 losses; Tyrone Sparxx!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Reed Andrews and Alyssa Summers.


The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Sparxx shoots in but Meat Boy avoids the takedown attempt easily.#CL#
Meat Boy gets a clinch.
Meat Boy is pressed up against the ropes. Sparxx has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Meat Boy down to the mat. Meat Boy avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. #CL#
Meat Boy takes the fight into the clinch.
Meat Boy tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Sparxx smiles and moves away.
Meat Boy has been working on his boxing with his coaches at HELLsinki in the buildup to the fight.#CL#
Meat Boy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Sparxx is trying to drag Meat Boy to the mat but Meat Boy just about manages to keep his footing. He used the ropes to his advantage there.
Super Meat Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tyrone Sparxx.#TD2#
Sparxx has Meat Boy pressed up against the ropes. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Sparxx pulls back from the ropes and twists to the side, sending Meat Boy tumbling to the mat - Sparxx dives into Meat Boy's guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Meat Boy (0) vs (2) Sparxx
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy keeping moving, preventing Sparxx from controlling successfully.
Meat Boy keeping full guard, as Sparxx tries to pass. #T1#
Sparxx stopping the sweep attempt from Meat Boy.
Sparxx engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Sparxx stands and throws Meat Boy's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Meat Boy (0) vs (5) Sparxx
Meat Boy can't do much from the bottom here.
Meat Boy is trying to improve his position.#SUB2#
Sparxx working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Meat Boy is letting Sparxx control him for a moment. #T2#
Meat Boy regains half guard.
Sparxx with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Meat Boy is looking for a sweep. Sparxx is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Sparxx is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Sparxx prevents Meat Boy from improving his position.
Meat Boy trying to control from the bottom.
Meat Boy is looking for a sweep. Sparxx is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Meat Boy is working hard here to advance position.#T3#
Sparxx wants to take a breather but Meat Boy is having none of it.
Meat Boy is trying to control but Sparxx manages to pass to mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Meat Boy (0) vs (8) Sparxx
Sparxx controlling his opponent.
Meat Boy is wriggling around trying to escape.
Sparxx tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Meat Boy can't escape the position. #T4#
Meat Boy gets back to half guard.
Sparxx trying to control the pace.
Meat Boy preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Sparxx content to control rather than advance.
Meat Boy is looking for a sweep. Sparxx is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Meat Boy is looking to control Sparxx's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Meat Boy avoid being mounted?
Sparxx controlling the action here. #T5#
Meat Boy is staying active underneath Sparxx, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Meat Boy tries to get to full guard but Sparxx has control of the leg.
Sparxx is keen to just control but Meat Boy is a slippery customer.
Meat Boy moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Meat Boy controls Sparxx momentarily but Sparxx frees himself.
Meat Boy wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Sparxx is now in half guard.
Sparxx works his foot free and advances to mount.
Score +3 for passing guard: Meat Boy (0) vs (11) Sparxx
Meat Boy is wriggling around trying to escape. #T6#
Meat Boy sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Sparxx prevents Meat Boy from improving his position.
Sparxx looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Meat Boy is trying to get back to full guard.
Sparxx passes into side control, despite Meat Boy's attempt to control the position.
Score +3 for passing guard: Meat Boy (0) vs (14) Sparxx
Meat Boy is looking to regain half guard here but Sparxx keeps moving and retains side control. #T7##SUB2#
Sparxx is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Meat Boy is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Meat Boy is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Sparxx's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Sparxx tries to pass the half guard into mount. Meat Boy knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Meat Boy is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Meat Boy wants to get back to full guard but Sparxx has passed into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Meat Boy (0) vs (17) Sparxx
Meat Boy is not content to let Sparxx control the position. #T8#
Meat Boy tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Sparxx wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Meat Boy manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Meat Boy (2) vs (17) Sparxx
Sparxx trying to control here. #SUB2#
Sparxx is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Meat Boy pulls his head out easily.
Meat Boy prevents Sparxx from improving his position.
Sparxx wants to get back to full guard but Meat Boy has mounted him!
Score +3 for passing guard: Meat Boy (5) vs (17) Sparxx#T9#
Sparxx tries to control Meat Boy's body but Meat Boy pushes him off. Sparxx squirms to his side and now Meat Boy has his back!
Score +3 for taking back: Meat Boy (8) vs (17) Sparxx
Sparxx can't escape the position.
A lull in the action here.
Sparxx is in bad spot here.
Meat Boy gets his hands free as Sparxx looks to control. #T10#
Meat Boy wants to control but Sparxx manages to buck him off and is now in Meat Boy's guard! Nice work there by Sparxx!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Meat Boy (8) vs (19) Sparxx
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Sparxx controlling from the top position.
Meat Boy wants to improve his position but instead Sparxx has moved into half guard.
Meat Boy wants to control but Sparxx is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Sparxx trying to control from half guard but Meat Boy is working away.
Meat Boy wants to get back to full guard.#T11#
Sparxx trying to control from half guard but Meat Boy is working away.
Meat Boy wants to get back to full guard but Sparxx has mounted him!
Score +3 for passing guard: Meat Boy (8) vs (22) Sparxx
Sparxx avoids the attempt from Meat Boy to control.
Meat Boy is desperately trying to improve his position but Sparxx has a good base and remains in mount.
Meat Boy tries to improve his position but instead Sparxx has taken his back!
Score +3 for taking back: Meat Boy (8) vs (25) Sparxx
Sparxx is looking to control Meat Boy but Meat Boy is wriggling around and keeping busy. #T12#
Meat Boy can't escape the position.
Meat Boy trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble. #SUB2#
Sparxx is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Meat Boy won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Sparxx off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 12:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Tyrone Sparxx!
A less than humble Tyrone Sparxx misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

 

Event: ENIGMA SUB WRESTLING 2     
Date:   Feb 13, 2022





179 cm
22 yrs
240 lbs



190 cm
40 yrs
285 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 8 wins and 7 losses; Xandao Couceiro! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Helsinki, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 1 losses; Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Trevor Gratis and Dillan Fox.


Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?
Meat Boy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#TD#
Meat Boy gets caught napping as Couceiro dives in and scores a takedown. Meat Boy manages to retain guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Couceiro (2) vs (0) Meat Boy
Couceiro trying to control the position from guard on top but Meat Boy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Meat Boy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Couceiro tries to free his leg and advance position but Meat Boy is retaining full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy trying to keep a closed guard but Couceiro is proving a slippery customer.
Couceiro might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Couceiro stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Meat Boy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Meat Boy looking for a sweep. Not yet Meat Boy, not yet. #T1#
Couceiro pushing down on Meat Boy's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Couceiro perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Meat Boy gets full guard.
Couceiro trying to control but Meat Boy is working from the bottom.
Couceiro seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Meat Boy is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Meat Boy looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Meat Boy is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Couceiro trying to control the position from guard on top but Meat Boy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Couceiro stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Meat Boy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Meat Boy lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Couceiro (2) vs (2) Meat Boy#T2#
Couceiro is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Meat Boy not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Couceiro wants to control the position but Meat Boy says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Meat Boy is trying to control. Couceiro wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Meat Boy prevents Couceiro from improving his position.#T3#
Couceiro has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Meat Boy is working away from the top position though.
Meat Boy prevents Couceiro from improving his position.
Meat Boy sitting and controlling from the half guard. #T4#
Couceiro is trying to get back to full guard.
Meat Boy perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Couceiro is pressing down on Meat Boy's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.#SUB#
Couceiro is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Meat Boy is aware though and is defending well.
Couceiro is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
We've been hearing good reports from Couceiro's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.#T5##SUB#
Couceiro has an active guard here but Meat Boy has managed to pass into half guard.
Couceiro wants to improve his position but Meat Boy is controlling well.
Couceiro is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Meat Boy prevents Couceiro from improving his position.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Couceiro keeps control of the position for the meantime. #T6#
Couceiro wants to sweep but Meat Boy has passed to side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Couceiro (2) vs (5) Meat Boy
Meat Boy moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Couceiro sneaks back into half guard.#T7#
Couceiro wants to control but Meat Boy passes into side.
Score +3 for passing guard: Couceiro (2) vs (8) Meat Boy
Couceiro is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Couceiro is trying to control Meat Boy's posture but Meat Boy avoids it.
Couceiro tries to get back to half guard but can't.#T8#
Couceiro manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Couceiro is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Meat Boy sitting and controlling from the half guard. #SUB#
Couceiro is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Meat Boy pulls his head out easily.
Couceiro is looking to control Meat Boy's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Couceiro avoid being mounted?#T9#
Couceiro wants to sweep but Meat Boy has passed to side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Couceiro (2) vs (11) Meat Boy
Couceiro is trying to control Meat Boy's posture but Meat Boy avoids it.
Couceiro is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Couceiro's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Couceiro is not content to let Meat Boy control the position.
Couceiro tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Meat Boy wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #T10#
Couceiro wants to control but Meat Boy postures up.
Couceiro regains half guard.
Couceiro moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Couceiro is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T11##SUB#
Couceiro looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Meat Boy has picked Couceiro up and slammed him! Couceiro can't keep hold of the triangle and Meat Boy manages to pass to side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Couceiro (2) vs (14) Meat Boy
Couceiro is trying to control Meat Boy's posture but Meat Boy avoids it.
Couceiro is trying to improve his position.
Couceiro can't do much from the bottom here.
Couceiro gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard. #T12#
Meat Boy seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Couceiro is looking to control Meat Boy's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Couceiro avoid being mounted?
Meat Boy passes into side control, despite Couceiro's attempt to control the position.
Score +3 for passing guard: Couceiro (2) vs (17) Meat Boy
Couceiro is trying to get back to half guard.#T13#
You can see the frustration on Couceiro's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Couceiro tries to buck Meat Boy off but Meat Boy is having none of it.
Meat Boy is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Couceiro's shoulder. That is not cool.
Couceiro tries to buck Meat Boy off but Meat Boy is having none of it.#T14#
Couceiro is working hard here to advance position.
Couceiro being controlled for a moment.
Couceiro is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

And that's the end of the fight!
Meat Boy wins on points by 17 to 2.
After the fight, Super Meat Boy was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

 

Event: AKF 14 | Pryor vs. Blackmane đźş     
Date:   Aug 21, 2021
#R1#
Huri throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand. #CUT#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.#CL2#
Meat Boy drives through and clinches with Huri against the ropes.
Huri misses with a short punch on the inside.
Huri throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Meat Boy blocks it with crossed arms.
Huri missing with knees to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Huri unloads a knee to the mid-section. Meat Boy lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Huri is trying to maintain a safe position but Meat Boy gets an underhook and turns Huri into the ropes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy avoids a wild elbow strike from Huri.
A body shot lands from Huri. #T1#
Meat Boy displaying some good clinch control by pressing Huri up against the ropes.
Meat Boy taking a breather.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Huri pushes off an throws an elbow but Meat Boy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Meat Boy blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Meat Boy manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Huri trying to land knees to the body.
Huri looking to stall.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Huri seems a little flustered. He's come in with the intention of controlling the clinch but Meat Boy is preventing him from doing so, at least for the moment.#T3#
Meat Boy avoids a wild elbow strike from Huri.
Huri throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Nice elbow from Huri.
Meat Boy has Huri pressed against the ropes.
Huri misses with a punch to the body.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Huri being controlled against the ropes.#T4#
Meat Boy is pushing Huri up against the ropes, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The crowd are getting on Meat Boy's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Meat Boy as Huri tries to tie him up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Huri tries to land a knee to the head but Meat Boy blocks with his arms.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Bedr Huri dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Super Meat Boy's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Huri cracks Meat Boy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#CL2#
Meat Boy moves into the clinch.
Huri looking to stall.
Huri lands a body punch.
Huri tries to stall but Meat Boy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Huri will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Meat Boy up against the ropes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Bedr Huri.
Meat Boy moves in looking to clinch but Huri pushes him off.
Meat Boy tries to clinch there but Huri circles away. #CL2#
Meat Boy takes the fight into the clinch.
Huri swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T1#
Huri taking a breather.
The referee is keeping an eye on Meat Boy - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Huri looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Meat Boy dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
Meat Boy effectively controlling the action here.
Meat Boy continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Bedr Huri has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Huri trying to stall but Meat Boy improves his position.
Huri is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Meat Boy can do to turn this around?
Huri misses with a punch on the inside.
Meat Boy stalling the fight.
Huri stalling in the clinch but Meat Boy improves position.
Huri is trying to stall.
Huri is trying to maintain a safe position but Meat Boy gets an underhook and turns Huri into the ropes.#T3#
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Bedr Huri.
Meat Boy tries to clinch up
and Huri counters with a straight punch to the midsection.#CL2#
Meat Boy moves into the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Meat Boy as Huri tries to tie him up.
Huri misses with a body punch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy stalls. #T4#
Meat Boy leaning his opponent against the ropes.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Huri misses with a body punch.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Meat Boy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Super Meat Boy will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Super Meat Boy's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Huri lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Meat Boy moves in looking to clinch but Huri pushes him off.
Huri looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.#CL2#
Meat Boy rushes Huri and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Huri taking a breather.
Huri looking to slow down the pace here.
Huri is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Meat Boy is keeping busy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Huri is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Meat Boy is defending well for now.
Huri leaning against his opponent. #T1#
Meat Boy controlling the action here for a moment.
Huri tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Meat Boy avoids it.
Huri tries to land a knee to the head but Meat Boy blocks with his arms.
Meat Boy taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Meat Boy content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Meat Boy stalling against the ropes.
Meat Boy receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Bedr Huri is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Super Meat Boy.#CL2#
Meat Boy instigates a clinch.
Huri stalling in the clinch but Meat Boy improves position.
Meat Boy blocks the elbow strike.
Meat Boy is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Meat Boy is stalling here.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.#T3#
Huri is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Huri using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Huri is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Meat Boy is defending well for now.
Meat Boy stalls. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Huri tries to stall but Meat Boy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Huri lands a body punch in the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Huri as Meat Boy tries to tie him up.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Super Meat Boy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Huri tries to land knees in the clinch but Meat Boy avoids the damage to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bedr Huri showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Huri has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight for Bedr Huri!
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight for Bedr Huri!
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight for Bedr Huri!

Bedr Huri wins by unanimous decision!

A victorious Bedr Huri thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: Ambush 8: Rram VS Bastard     
Date:   Jul 10, 2021
#R1##CL#
Meat Boy drives through and clinches with Magomedov against the ropes.
Magomedov tries to land a knee to the head but Meat Boy blocks with his arms.
Meat Boy is struggling to control the position.
Magomedov tries to land knees in the clinch but Meat Boy avoids the damage to the body.
Magomedov looking to throw knees to the head but Meat Boy is blocking nicely.
Magomedov with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Meat Boy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Magomedov stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Meat Boy has Magomedov pushed against the ropes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Magomedov missing with knees to the body.
Magomedov misses with a punch to the body.
Magomedov misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Meat Boy managing to block the knees to the body from Magomedov. #T1#
Magomedov tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Knees to the body from Magomedov.
Meat Boy stalling in the clinch but Magomedov improves position.
Magomedov lands a shoulder strike.
Magomedov has a couple of punches blocked by Meat Boy.
Magomedov tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Meat Boy avoids it.
Meat Boy stalling against the ropes.
Meat Boy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Magomedov lands with a left to the head.
Magomedov looking to stall.
Magomedov missing with knees to the body.
Magomedov tries a knee to the head but he's missed. #T2#
Magomedov misses with a punch on the inside.
Magomedov connects with a knee to the head. #CUT2#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
The referee calls for Magomedov to work.
A head punch on the inside from Magomedov fails to land.
Magomedov scores with a shoulder strike.
Magomedov swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Magomedov trying to land knees to the body.
Magomedov goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Meat Boy blocks a body shot from Magomedov.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Come on Meat Boy - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Meat Boy is trying to stall.
Magomedov missing with knees to the body. #T3#
Magomedov misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Meat Boy blocking some punches.
Magomedov working aggressively here.
Meat Boy slowing the pace effectively.
Meat Boy trying to stall but Magomedov improves his position.
Magomedov tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Meat Boy's elbow.
A shot in the inside from Magomedov.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Magomedov obliges.
Magomedov is looking to control Meat Boy's arms but Meat Boy gets an underhook and turns him. Now Magomedov has his back to the ropes.
Meat Boy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Magomedov tries to land knees in the clinch but Meat Boy avoids the damage to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Magomedov obliges.
Magomedov tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Meat Boy avoids it.#T4#
Magomedov misses with a knee to the head.
Magomedov is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A short left from Magomedov.
Magomedov tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Magomedov with a knee to the head.
Meat Boy is stalling here.
Meat Boy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Magomedov is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Meat Boy is defending well for now.
Stalling in the clinch from Meat Boy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Magomedov lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Meat Boy backwards.
Magomedov utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Nikolai Magomedov dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Super Meat Boy's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2##CL#
Meat Boy has closed the distance and engaged Magomedov in a clinch.
Meat Boy stalling in the clinch but Magomedov improves position.
Magomedov tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Magomedov effectively controlling the action here.
Magomedov using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Meat Boy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Meat Boy is trying to maintain a safe position but Magomedov gets an underhook and turns Meat Boy into the ropes.
Nikolai Magomedov seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Meat Boy blocks a body shot from Magomedov.
Magomedov is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Meat Boy is defending well for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Magomedov tries a knee to the head but Meat Boy blocks it.
Magomedov misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Meat Boy.
Magomedov wants to stall.
Magomedov tries to work over Meat Boy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T1#
Magomedov lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Meat Boy backwards.
Meat Boy content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Magomedov can't find room to land a body shot as Meat Boy controls the action.
Meat Boy avoiding damage as Magomedov throws knees to the body.
Magomedov missing with knees to the body.
Magomedov throws a head punch that misses.
Magomedov throws a head punch that misses.
Magomedov looking to throw knees to the head but Meat Boy is blocking nicely.
Meat Boy takes a shot to the head.
Magomedov misses with a short punch on the inside.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Magomedov tries to stall but Meat Boy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Magomedov throws a head punch that misses. #T2#
Meat Boy dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
Magomedov lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Magomedov has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Magomedov tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A shot in the inside from Magomedov.
Meat Boy will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Magomedov up against the ropes.
Magomedov misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Magomedov tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Magomedov misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Meat Boy.
Magomedov landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Magomedov misses with some punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meat Boy avoiding damage as Magomedov throws knees to the body. #T3#
Magomedov fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Meat Boy stalling in the clinch but Magomedov improves position.
Magomedov misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Meat Boy.
Magomedov trying to stall but Meat Boy improves his position.
Magomedov tries a body shot but Meat Boy blocks it.
Magomedov swings wildly with an uppercut but Meat Boy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Magomedov is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Magomedov can't find room to land a body shot as Meat Boy controls the action.
Magomedov throws a head punch that misses.
The referee is keeping an eye on Meat Boy - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Magomedov is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Meat Boy is defending well for now.#T4#
Magomedov misses with the head strike.
Magomedov swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Magomedov throws a knee to the head but misses.
Meat Boy prevents a body shot from Magomedov.
Magomedov fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Meat Boy blocking some punches.
Magomedov lands with a left to the head.
Meat Boy wants to stall.
Magomedov trying to land knees to the body.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Magomedov using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Magomedov misses with a knee strike.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Nikolai Magomedov showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Super Meat Boy's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Meat Boy walks into a jab.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fight stays on the outside here - Meat Boy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A punch lands to the side of Meat Boy 's head but he takes it in his stride.#CL#
Meat Boy clinches up against the ropes.
Magomedov using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Magomedov taking a breather.
Magomedov tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Meat Boy is pushing Magomedov up against the ropes, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy looking to slow down the pace here.
Magomedov tries a body shot but Meat Boy blocks it. #T1#
Magomedov tries a body shot but Meat Boy blocks it.
Meat Boy managing to block the knees to the body from Magomedov.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Magomedov obliges.
Magomedov tries to work over Meat Boy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Magomedov tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Meat Boy takes a shot to the head.
Magomedov throws a head punch that misses.
Magomedov misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Meat Boy.
Magomedov lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Magomedov missing with knees to the body.
Meat Boy avoiding damage as Magomedov throws knees to the body.
Magomedov goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #T2#
Magomedov misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Meat Boy.
Magomedov misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Meat Boy.
Magomedov has had enough of the clinch but Meat Boy keeps him there for the moment.
Still in the clinch, Magomedov scores with a nice short uppercut.
Meat Boy blocks an uppercut.
Well,Meat Boy is on his way to losing a decision here. Can he use his experience to pull something off in the closing minutes?
Magomedov tries to break free but Meat Boy pushes him back against the ropes.
Meat Boy avoiding damage as Magomedov throws knees to the body.
Magomedov looking to throw knees to the head but Meat Boy is blocking nicely.
A bit of stalling here from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Magomedov misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Magomedov doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T3#
Meat Boy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Magomedov tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Meat Boy avoids it.
Magomedov lands with a short shot to the head.
Magomedov throws a punch but it's blocked by Meat Boy.
Magomedov digs a right hand underneath Meat Boy's ribcage. Meat Boy let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Meat Boy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Magomedov lands a hook to the side of the head.
Magomedov is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Meat Boy is defending well for now.
Magomedov lands a good knee to the midsection. Meat Boy won't want to take too many of those.
Magomedov looking to slow down the pace here.
Magomedov stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that. #T4#
Magomedov fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Magomedov misses with a knee to the head.
Meat Boy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Meat Boy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Magomedov looking to throw knees to the head but Meat Boy is blocking nicely.
Magomedov is trying to maintain a safe position but Meat Boy gets an underhook and turns Magomedov into the ropes.
Meat Boy manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Magomedov.
Super Meat Boy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Meat Boy obliges.
Meat Boy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Magomedov lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nikolai Magomedov comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Magomedov has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight for Nikolai Magomedov!
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight for Nikolai Magomedov!
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight for Nikolai Magomedov!

Nikolai Magomedov wins by unanimous decision!

Nikolai Magomedov is the new super heavyweight champion!

 

Event: TWGC 33 (265lbs, D2): Finals - Round 3     
Date:   May 20, 2021





190 cm
37 yrs
285 lbs



225 cm
28 yrs
280 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 0 losses; Super Meat Boy! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 7 wins and 5 losses; Lurch Addams!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, David Schapiro and Steve Montenegro.


Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?#CL#
Meat Boy closes the distance and clinches.
Addams is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Addams is trying to pull guard but Meat Boy has him pressed against the cage.
Addams has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Meat Boy after a bit of a struggle.
Addams drops down looking for an ankle pick but Meat Boy pulls his leg out and moves away.
Super Meat Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lurch Addams.#TD2#
Addams shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Addams was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Meat Boy (0) vs (4) Addams
Meat Boy is looking for a sweep.
Addams trying to control the action but Meat Boy is working from the bottom.
Meat Boy is trying to get back to half guard.
You can see the frustration on Meat Boy's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Meat Boy might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy is looking for a sweep.
Meat Boy is working hard here to advance position.
Addams passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Meat Boy!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Meat Boy (0) vs (6) Addams
Addams wants to control the pace but Meat Boy is squirming around nicely.
Meat Boy keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard. #T1#
Addams wants to control the pace but Meat Boy is squirming around nicely.
Addams looking to control and managing it successfully.
Meat Boy really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Meat Boy regains half guard.
Addams slows the pace down in half guard.
Meat Boy wants to get back to full guard.
Addams with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #T2#
Meat Boy is pressing down on Addams's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Addams preventing the sweep.
Meat Boy bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Addams's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Meat Boy (2) vs (6) Addams
Meat Boy stopping the sweep attempt from Addams.
Addams is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Addams is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Addams is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Addams is pulling down on Meat Boy's head. It's preventing any offense from Meat Boy, at least for the moment.#T3#
Addams lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Meat Boy (2) vs (8) Addams
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Meat Boy looking to hit a scissor sweep but Addams is one step ahead there.
Addams trying to control but Meat Boy is working from the bottom.
Addams won't allow Meat Boy to sweep him here.
Addams is stalling in the full guard.
Meat Boy manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Addams manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Meat Boy (4) vs (8) Addams
Addams looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T4#
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Addams holds on and takes a little breather.
Meat Boy pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Addams is keeping the position for now.
Meat Boy looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Meat Boy has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Addams is trying to control the position from the bottom. #SUB2#
Addams working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Meat Boy doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Meat Boy manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #T5#
Addams wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Addams looking to control.
Addams is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Addams might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Meat Boy haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Addams is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Meat Boy is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Addams controlling Meat Boy's posture. #T6#
Meat Boy won't allow Addams to sweep him here.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Addams holds on and takes a little breather.
Addams wants to sweep but no luck.
Meat Boy postures up.
Addams is adopting a defensive guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T7#
Addams working a defensive guard here.
Addams pulls Meat Boy in close to prevent any damage.
Addams can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Meat Boy controls the pace.#T8#
Addams has control of Meat Boy's left arm, preventing Meat Boy from doing any damage. #SUB2#
Addams working for a triangle but Meat Boy defends it easily.
Addams controlling the position.#T9#
Meat Boy stopping the sweep attempt from Addams.
Addams is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Meat Boy trying to control but Addams is working from the bottom.
Addams looking for a sweep. Not yet Addams, not yet.
Addams controlling the position.
Addams lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Meat Boy (4) vs (10) Addams
Addams controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Meat Boy looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T10#
Addams advances position into side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Meat Boy (4) vs (13) Addams
Addams working away.
Addams trying to control the position but Meat Boy is working away.
Meat Boy is trying to get back to half guard.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Meat Boy tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Meat Boy manages to work his way to half guard, despite Addams's best efforts.
Addams wants to pass to mount but Meat Boy is defending the position.
Meat Boy wants to improve his position but Addams is controlling well.
Addams looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Addams trying to control the pace. #T11#
Let's hope that Addams has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Meat Boy wants to get back to full guard.
Addams sitting and controlling from the half guard.
We're seeing a lot of stalling here from Addams.
Meat Boy moves into full guard.
Addams wants to control from the top but Meat Boy keeps moving. #T12#
Addams is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Addams pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Meat Boy is keeping the position for now.
Addams preventing the sweep.
Addams trying to control the position from guard on top but Meat Boy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Well,Meat Boy is on his way to losing a decision here. Can he use his experience to pull something off in the closing minutes?
Addams works a leg free and moves into half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Meat Boy manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Addams slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Meat Boy looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Meat Boy is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Addams tries to free his leg and advance position but Meat Boy is retaining full guard.
Addams slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Meat Boy wants to sweep but no luck. #T13##SUB#
Meat Boy looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Meat Boy being controlled here, momentarily.
Meat Boy keeping moving, preventing Addams from controlling successfully.
Meat Boy is trying to control the position but Addams postures up.
Addams showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Addams trying to control but Meat Boy is working from the bottom.
Meat Boy looking to hit a scissor sweep but Addams is one step ahead there. #T14#
Meat Boy is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Addams trying to control the position from guard on top but Meat Boy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Addams is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Meat Boy keeping moving, preventing Addams from controlling successfully.
Addams preventing the sweep.
Meat Boy managing to control the position.
Addams trying to control the position from guard on top but Meat Boy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Addams showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Meat Boy looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

And that's the end of the fight!
Addams wins on points by 13 to 4.
Lurch Addams is the new heavyweight champion!
A victorious Lurch Addams thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: TWGC 33 (265lbs, D2): Finals - Round 2     
Date:   May 19, 2021





191 cm
37 yrs
220 lbs



190 cm
37 yrs
285 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of St Petersburg, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 1 losses; Don Johns! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 0 losses; Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, David Schapiro and Jonathan Paton.


The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.#CL2#
Meat Boy clinches with his opponent. #TD#
Johns successfully pulls guard. #SUB#
Johns looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB#
Johns is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Meat Boy defends well.#SUB#
Johns looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Meat Boy passes into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Johns (0) vs (3) Meat Boy
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A lull in the action here as Meat Boy stalls from top position.#T1#
Johns is trying to get back to half guard.
Johns wants to control but Meat Boy postures up.
Johns is trying to improve his position.
Johns is working hard here to advance position.
Meat Boy working away.
Johns tries to get back to half guard but can't.#T2#
Johns manages to get back to half guard.
Johns trying to control here.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Meat Boy in particular looking to stall.
Johns slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.#T3##SUB#
Johns has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Meat Boy can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Johns looking to hit a scissor sweep but Meat Boy is one step ahead there. #SUB#
Johns has his foot on Meat Boy's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Meat Boy works his way back into a safe position though.
Johns tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T4#
Meat Boy's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Johns has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Meat Boy has passed into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Johns (0) vs (6) Meat Boy
Johns is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Meat Boy moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Johns is looking for a sweep.#T5#
You can see the frustration on Johns's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Johns gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Johns wants to control but Meat Boy is keeping busy.
Johns trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
Score +3 for passing guard: Johns (0) vs (9) Meat Boy
We've been hearing good reports from Johns's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.#T6#
Johns tries to hold on but Meat Boy pushes him away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Meat Boy controlling from mount.
Johns tries to lock up and control but Meat Boy gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Meat Boy controlling from the full mount.
Johns really trying hard to get back to half guard here. #T7#
Meat Boy looking to control and managing it successfully.
Johns is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Johns is in all sorts of trouble here.
Johns wants to hold on but Meat Boy pushes him away.#T8#
Johns is desperately trying to improve his position but Meat Boy has a good base and remains in mount.
Johns tries to hold on but Meat Boy postures up.#T9#
Meat Boy content just to control the position here.
Meat Boy avoids the attempt from Johns to control.
Johns working to try and regain half guard.
Meat Boy fails to take his opponent's back. #T10#
Johns is in all sorts of trouble here.
Meat Boy controlling from the full mount.
Johns wants to control but Meat Boy is having none of it.
Johns is in all sorts of trouble here. #T11#
Johns slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Meat Boy is thwarting Johns's attempts to control the position.
Johns is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T12#
Meat Boy seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Johns makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Johns.#SUB#
Johns is looking for a triangle but Meat Boy pushes his legs off easily. #T13##SUB#
Johns is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Meat Boy defends well.
Meat Boy postures up.
Meat Boy sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Johns has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Meat Boy has passed into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Johns (0) vs (12) Meat Boy
Johns is trying to escape the position but Meat Boy is controlling the position. #T14#
Johns is trying to improve his position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Johns is trying to control Meat Boy's posture but Meat Boy avoids it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A lull in the action here as Meat Boy stalls from top position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Meat Boy wins on points by 12 to 0.
Super Meat Boy decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: TWGC 33 (265lbs, D2): Finals - Round 1     
Date:   May 18, 2021





203 cm
37 yrs
250 lbs



190 cm
37 yrs
285 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 0 losses; Daniel Dimitrov! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 0 losses; Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Jorge Garcia and John Roberts.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL2#
Meat Boy closes the distance and pushes Dimitrov back into the cage.#TD#
Dimitrov jumps into guard, dragging Meat Boy to the mat.
Dimitrov controlling Meat Boy's posture.
Meat Boy is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Meat Boy stopping the sweep attempt from Dimitrov.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy content to stall in guard here.
Dimitrov controls Meat Boy momentarily but Meat Boy frees himself. #T1#
Meat Boy looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Dimitrov holds on and takes a little breather.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Meat Boy tries to free his leg and advance position but Dimitrov is retaining full guard.
Dimitrov wants to sweep but no luck.
Dimitrov is trying to control the position but Meat Boy postures up.
Dimitrov seems keen to control Meat Boy's posture.
Dimitrov is looking to sweep but instead, Meat Boy has passed into half guard. #T3#
Dimitrov wants to improve his position but Meat Boy is controlling well.
Meat Boy is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Meat Boy wants to pass to mount but Dimitrov is defending the position. #T4#
Dimitrov preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Dimitrov tries to roll over but Meat Boy keeps him under control.#T5#
Dimitrov trying to hold on to Meat Boy's head to control him but Meat Boy postures up.
Meat Boy prevents Dimitrov from improving his position.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Meat Boy performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Dimitrov is looking to control Meat Boy's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Dimitrov avoid being mounted?#T6#
Dimitrov won't allow Meat Boy to pass to mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dimitrov is looking to improve his position.
Dimitrov is trying to control but Meat Boy passes into side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Dimitrov (0) vs (3) Meat Boy#T7#
Dimitrov tries to bench press Meat Boy off him but Meat Boy keeps the position.
Meat Boy controls the position.
Meat Boy working away.
Dimitrov is looking to reverse the position.
Meat Boy just content to control the position. #T8#
Dimitrov is trying to improve his position.
Dimitrov wants to control but Meat Boy postures up.
Dimitrov trying to remain calm as Meat Boy controls from the top position.
Dimitrov is trying to improve his position.#T9#
Dimitrov can't do much from the bottom here.
Dimitrov is trying to improve his position.
Meat Boy is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Dimitrov will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Dimitrov is looking for a sweep.#T10#
Dimitrov is working hard here to advance position.
Meat Boy taking a breather here.
Dimitrov can't do much from the bottom here. #T11#
Dimitrov tries to buck Meat Boy off but Meat Boy is having none of it.
Dimitrov struggling a bit here.
Dimitrov is looking for a sweep.
Meat Boy controlling from side mount. #T12#
Dimitrov is trying to control Meat Boy's posture but Meat Boy avoids it. #T13#
Meat Boy controlling from side mount.
Dimitrov tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Meat Boy wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Meat Boy taking a breather here.
Dimitrov tries to get back to half guard but can't.#T14#
Dimitrov trying to remain calm as Meat Boy controls from the top position.
Meat Boy's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
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And that's the end of the fight!
Meat Boy wins on points by 3 to 0.
Super Meat Boy was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

 

Event: TWGC 33 (265lbs, D2): New York Qualifier - Round 2     
Date:   May 11, 2021





190 cm
36 yrs
285 lbs



160 cm
26 yrs
185 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Super Meat Boy! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Abdul Kaloev!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, John Roberts and Jonathan Paton.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Kaloev shoots in looking for a takedown. Meat Boy tries to sprawl out of it but Kaloev keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Meat Boy manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Meat Boy wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Kaloev shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Meat Boy but Meat Boy pushes him off and we're back to square one.#CL#
Meat Boy moves into the clinch.
Meat Boy gets underhooks to prevent Kaloev's takedown attempt.
Super Meat Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Abdul Kaloev.#TD#
Meat Boy ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Meat Boy no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kaloev preventing the sweep.
Meat Boy controls Kaloev momentarily but Kaloev frees himself.
Meat Boy keeping moving, preventing Kaloev from controlling successfully.
Meat Boy manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Kaloev manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Meat Boy (2) vs (0) Kaloev
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaloev wants to sweep but no luck.
Kaloev keeps trying to improve his position.#SUB2#
Kaloev looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Meat Boy has picked Kaloev up and slammed him! Kaloev can't keep hold of the triangle and Meat Boy manages to pass to side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Meat Boy (5) vs (0) Kaloev
Kaloev tries to buck Meat Boy off but Meat Boy is having none of it.#T1#
Kaloev gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Still in half guard, Meat Boy seems content to control.
Kaloev tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Meat Boy has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Score +3 for passing guard: Meat Boy (8) vs (0) Kaloev
Kaloev tries to control the position but Meat Boy now has his back.
Score +3 for taking back: Meat Boy (11) vs (0) Kaloev
Kaloev is trying to break free.
I would not like to be Kaloev right now.
Kaloev trying to control the hands but Meat Boy breaks the grip. #T2#
Meat Boy controls the position.
Kaloev rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Kaloev is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Meat Boy controlling the pace.
Kaloev tries to roll over but Meat Boy keeps him under control.
Kaloev wants to control the action here but instead Meat Boy manages to pass to full mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Meat Boy (14) vs (0) Kaloev#T3#
Kaloev really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Meat Boy looking to control and managing it successfully.
Kaloev working to try and regain half guard.
Meat Boy controlling the pace for now.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Kaloev manages to regain half guard. Good work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Meat Boy is controlling the pace. #T4#
Meat Boy passes into side control, despite Kaloev's attempt to control the position.
Score +3 for passing guard: Meat Boy (17) vs (0) Kaloev
Kaloev seems a little lost for a moment, as Meat Boy dominates the positioning.
Kaloev is looking to reverse the position.
Meat Boy is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Meat Boy working away.
Kaloev felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Kaloev is trying to get back to half guard.#T5#
Kaloev is trying to control Meat Boy's posture but Meat Boy avoids it.
Kaloev tries to improve position but can't.
Meat Boy moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Meat Boy will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Kaloev is trying to get back to half guard.
Kaloev can't do much from the bottom here.
Kaloev tries to get back to half guard but can't.#T6#
You can see the frustration on Kaloev's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Meat Boy controls the position.
Kaloev sneaks back into half guard.
Kaloev has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Meat Boy is working away from the top position though.
Meat Boy passes into side control, despite Kaloev's attempt to control the position.
Score +3 for passing guard: Meat Boy (20) vs (0) Kaloev
Kaloev tries to buck Meat Boy off but Meat Boy is having none of it.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet. #T7#
Kaloev tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Meat Boy working away.
Kaloev tries to buck Meat Boy off but Meat Boy is having none of it.
Meat Boy is staying tight to Kaloev's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Kaloev tries to buck Meat Boy off but Meat Boy is having none of it.#T8#
Meat Boy in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Kaloev is looking to reverse the position.
Kaloev is being controlled here.
Kaloev tries to improve position but can't. #T9#
Meat Boy controlling the position from side mount.
Kaloev is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Meat Boy controlling from side mount.
Kaloev is looking for a sweep.
Meat Boy controlling from side mount.
Kaloev tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Meat Boy wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #T10#
Meat Boy controlling from side mount.
Kaloev is trying to get back to half guard.
A lull in the action here.
Meat Boy working away.#T11#
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Kaloev regains half guard.
Meat Boy prevents Kaloev from improving his position.
Kaloev wants to get back to full guard but Meat Boy has mounted him!
Score +3 for passing guard: Meat Boy (23) vs (0) Kaloev
Meat Boy controlling the position easily from mount.
Meat Boy's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Kaloev is trying to escape the mount. #T12#
Kaloev wants to hold on but Meat Boy pushes him away.
Kaloev is trying to escape the mount.
Meat Boy looking to control and managing it successfully.
Kaloev is in all sorts of trouble here.
Meat Boy controlling from mount.
Kaloev is trying desperately to improve position.#T13#
Kaloev tries to improve his position but instead Meat Boy has taken his back!
Score +3 for taking back: Meat Boy (26) vs (0) Kaloev
Kaloev tries to escape the position.
Kaloev is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Meat Boy avoiding Kaloev 's attempts to control his hands.
Kaloev looks winded!
You can see the frustration on Kaloev's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Meat Boy just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up. #T14#
Kaloev is in bad spot here.
Kaloev wants to control his opponent's hands but Meat Boy gets his hands free.
Meat Boy is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
I really don't envy Kaloev right now.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A bit of a pause in the action here. Meat Boy controlling the positon.
Kaloev turns into Meat Boy and is now in his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Meat Boy (26) vs (2) Kaloev

And that's the end of the fight!
Meat Boy takes the fight on points by 26 to 2.
Super Meat Boy decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.

 

Event: TWGC 33 (265lbs, D2): New York Qualifier - Round 1     
Date:   May 10, 2021





190 cm
36 yrs
285 lbs



182 cm
21 yrs
200 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Super Meat Boy! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 3 losses; Mr Hotspot!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, John Roberts and Jonathan Paton.


The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Hotspot tries to score a power double leg takedown but Meat Boy sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Hotspot somewhat.#CL#
Meat Boy clinches up against the cage.
Hotspot tries for a takedown. No joy.
Hotspot tries for a takedown but Meat Boy manages to get underhooks.
Super Meat Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mr Hotspot.
Hotspot looking for a takedown. #TD2#
Hotspot pulls Meat Boy into guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Hotspot working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Meat Boy has passed into half guard!
Hotspot trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Meat Boy manages to pass to mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Meat Boy (3) vs (0) Hotspot#T1#
Meat Boy controlling from the full mount.
Hotspot is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Hotspot is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Hotspot tries to hold on but Meat Boy pushes him away.
Meat Boy tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Hotspot tries to lock up and control but Meat Boy gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#T2#
Hotspot is looking to improve his position but Meat Boy isn't that keen on the idea.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hotspot is just holding on here. Meat Boy manages to take his back.
Score +3 for taking back: Meat Boy (6) vs (0) Hotspot
Meat Boy biding his time, looking for the opening.
Hotspot tries to break free.
Hotspot is still trying to improve position.
Hotspot is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Hotspot trying to control the action but Meat Boy just sinks the hooks in. #T3#
Hotspot tries to escape but Meat Boy has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Hotspot wants to control his opponent's hands but Meat Boy gets his hands free.
Hotspot is trying to break free.
Hotspot just trying to survive but Meat Boy is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Meat Boy biding his time, controlling Hotspot.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hotspot just trying to survive but Meat Boy is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish. #T4#
Meat Boy trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Hotspot doesn't escape.
Meat Boy gets his hands free as Hotspot looks to control.
You can see the frustration on Hotspot's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Meat Boy trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Hotspot doesn't escape.
Meat Boy has the hooks in. Hotspot is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Meat Boy controlling from the back.
Hotspot just trying to survive but Meat Boy is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish. #T5#
Meat Boy has the hooks in. Hotspot is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Hotspot looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Meat Boy keeps control of the position easily here as Hotspot tries to buck him off.
Meat Boy continues to stall.#T6#
Hotspot is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Hotspot trying to control the hands but Meat Boy breaks the grip.
What can Hotspot do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
Hotspot trying to control but not successfully. #T7#
Hotspot is in bad spot here.
Good control from Meat Boy.
Hotspot wants to escape the position.
Hotspot trying to control but not successfully.
Hotspot can't escape the position. #T8#
Meat Boy slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Hotspot just trying to survive but Meat Boy is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Meat Boy is riding his opponent, not letting Hotspot buck him off.
Hotspot wants to control his opponent's hands but Meat Boy gets his hands free.
Meat Boy has the hooks in. Hotspot is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Meat Boy has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Hotspot's body.
Meat Boy gets his hands free as Hotspot looks to control. #T9#
I would not like to be Hotspot right now.
Hotspot is trying to break free.
Hotspot trying to control the action but Meat Boy just sinks the hooks in.
Meat Boy really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Hotspot.
Hotspot wants to escape the position. #T10#
Hotspot is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Meat Boy's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Hotspot trying to control the hands but Meat Boy breaks the grip.
Hotspot is in bad spot here. #T11#
Hotspot trying to control but not successfully.
Hotspot is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get Meat Boy off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.
Hotspot tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Meat Boy controlling the position easily from mount.
Hotspot tries to lock up and control but Meat Boy gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Hotspot wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
Score +3 for taking back: Meat Boy (9) vs (0) Hotspot
Hotspot rolls, trying to escape but Meat Boy keeps control of the position.
Hotspot turns into Meat Boy and is now in his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Meat Boy (9) vs (2) Hotspot#T12#
Meat Boy is pulling down on Hotspot's head. It's preventing any offense from Hotspot, at least for the moment.
Meat Boy is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Meat Boy (11) vs (2) Hotspot#SUB2#
Hotspot looking for submissions off his back.
Meat Boy works his way into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Meat Boy (14) vs (2) Hotspot
Hotspot being controlled for a moment.
Meat Boy working away.#T13#
Meat Boy controls the position.
Hotspot is looking to reverse the position.
Meat Boy is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Hotspot will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.#T14#
You can see the frustration on Hotspot's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Hotspot tries to improve position but can't.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
You can see the frustration on Hotspot's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Meat Boy controls the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Meat Boy takes the fight on points by 14 to 2.
Super Meat Boy was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Apr 12, 2021
#R1#
Meat Boy scores with a jab to the head. #CUT2#It looks like Oscar Duif has been cut.
Meat Boy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Duif takes one to the chin there.
Duif takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Meat Boy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Duif get stunned by a cross and takes another one on the button. Duif stumbles backwards and tries to bounce back off the cage but Meat Boy runs in and jumps on him with a leaping lead hook that puts him out! Wow, that was highlight reel stuff! Awesome finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
A very excited looking Super Meat Boy rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

 

Event: Syn 765     
Date:   Dec 13, 2020
#R1#
Meat Boy lands an overhand right.
Meat Boy takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Kapisi misses the shot to the body.
Kapisi blocks the body kick.
Kapisi fails to land with a series of punches.
Kapisi tries a head kick but it misses.
Kapisi looks to throw the jab but Meat Boy is out of range.
Meat Boy gets cracked there but stands up to it. #CUT2#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Kapisi lands the left hand.
Nice defenses there by Kapisi.
Meat Boy thuds his shin into the meat of Kapisi's side.
Kapisi throws a leg kick but Meat Boy moved away.
Kapisi throws a predictable looking body shot #CL#
and Meat Boy counters by clinching up.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meat Boy misses with a punch on the inside.
Meat Boy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kapisi blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short body shot lands from Meat Boy as the two fighters clinch.
Kapisi scores with a knee to the head.
Meat Boy gets through Kapisi's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kapisi fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kapisi blocking some punches.
Meat Boy tries to work over Kapisi's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T1#
Kapisi is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Meat Boy.
Kapisi fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Meat Boy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Meat Boy struggles to land a body shot inside as Kapisi controls his hands.
Kapisi blocks an uppercut.
Meat Boy has a couple of punches blocked by Kapisi.
Kapisi tries to stall but Meat Boy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Kapisi prevents a body shot from Meat Boy.
Kapisi creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands with a light punch inside.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kapisi.
Kapisi scores with a shot to the side of Meat Boy's head. #BC2#
Kapisi breaks from the clinch.
Meat Boy throws a body punch but Kapisi moves out of range. #CL#
Meat Boy has Kapisi up against the cage in a clinch.
Kapisi lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Meat Boy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T2#
Nice elbow from Kapisi. #CUT2#Super Meat Boy's cut is getting worse.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kapisi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kapisi tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Meat Boy's elbow.
Kapisi tries a knee to the head but Meat Boy blocks it.
Meat Boy misses with a body punch. #BC2#
Kapisi breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A thudding body kick lands there by Meat Boy!
Kapisi is looking to clinch.
Kapisi throws a combination that misses
and Meat Boy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Keone Kapisi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A low kick from Kapisi is predictable there
and Meat Boy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kapisi throws out a leg kick but Meat Boy moves out of range and Kapisi only half commits. #KD#
Meat Boy lands a big right hand that sends Kapisi crashing to the mat! Meat Boy stays standing though and waves Kapisi back to his feet!#ROC#Kapisi is rocked!
Meat Boy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Meat Boy steps in with a hook that catches Kapisi right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Meat Boy follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Kapisi looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
In his post fight interview, Super Meat Boy started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: Syn Havoc     
Date:   Oct 31, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meat Boy throws a jab when Pulkkinen was well out of range.
Pulkkinen scores with a crisp jab that stopped Meat Boy in his tracks. #CUT2#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#CUT#It looks like Albert Pulkkinen has been cut.
Pulkkinen on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Pulkkinen moves out of range as Meat Boy strikes.
Pulkkinen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Pulkkinen cracks Meat Boy with a good jab.
Pulkkinen throws a low kick but Meat Boy avoids it.
Meat Boy looks to land a right hand but Pulkkinen moved out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy throws a right hand that misses
and Pulkkinen finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Meat Boy misses with a right hand
and Pulkkinen counters with a lovely straight right hand!#KD#
Meat Boy feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Pulkkinen sprawling to the canvas! Pulkkinen rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Meat Boy finish him?! #ROC#Pulkkinen is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Meat Boy scores with a body shot.
Pulkkinen is still on wobbly legs! Can Meat Boy finish him?#T1#
Pulkkinen digs a good body shot into Meat Boy's ribs.
Pulkkinen seems to have recovered his senses.
An inside leg kick from Meat Boy misses.
Pulkkinen throws out a counter right but Meat Boy avoids it with no problem.
Meat Boy tries a low kick but Pulkkinen avoids it.
Meat Boy falls off balance throwing a combination
and Meat Boy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Meat Boy throws a sloppy head kick and Pulkkinen moves out of range easily.
Pulkkinen scoring well with a low kick there.
Meat Boy tries to land a body kick
and Pulkkinen counters with a good low kick that Meat Boy was not able to check.
Pulkkinen jabs at Meat Boy's body.
Meat Boy misses with a head kick.
Meat Boy misses with a body punch
and Pulkkinen counters with a straight right hand.
Pulkkinen checks a leg kick.
It seemed like Pulkkinen was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#T2#
Pulkkinen lands a head shot.#CUT2#Super Meat Boy's cut is getting worse.
Meat Boy dips to his left and cracks Pulkkinen with an uppercut!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice jab there from Pulkkinen.
Pulkkinen lands a nice looking body shot.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick
and Pulkkinen scores with a counter punch that sends Meat Boy to the canvas! Pulkkinen smells blood - he's punishing Meat Boy with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Meat Boy has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Albert Pulkkinen!
Our winner, Albert Pulkkinen, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: Syn 719     
Date:   Sep 27, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meat Boy throws a leg kick but Wolf moved away.
Wolf clobbers Meat Boy with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #CUT#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy tries a head kick but it misses.
Wolf looks to score with a jab to the body but Meat Boy is just out of range.
Meat Boy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Wolf counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #TD#
Meat Boy gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Wolf pushes down on Meat Boy's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Wolf thows a huge punch but Meat Boy dodges it nicely.
Wolf has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Wolf throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Meat Boy is trying to control but can't.
Wolf throwing shots but Meat Boy is blocking nicely.
Meat Boy avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Wolf.
Wolf missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. #T1#
Wolf thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Wolf seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Meat Boy does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wolf thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Meat Boy's head.
Wolf sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Meat Boy defending well though.
Wolf is trying to control. Meat Boy wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ground and pound from Wolf.
Wolf missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Meat Boy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Wolf.
Wolf seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Meat Boy does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Wolf seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Wolf slows the pace down in half guard. #T2#
Wolf passes the guard and advances to mount!
Wolf punching from mount but Meat Boy doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Wolf trying to control but Meat Boy is having none of it.
Wolf misses with a head shot.#T3#
Meat Boy tries to hold on but Wolf postures up.
Wolf lands a couple of good shots and Meat Boy has given up his back, trying to escape the position!#CUT#That has opened up Super Meat Boy's cut even more.
Wolf misses with a punch to the head.
Wolf loading up with punches from the back mount - how long can Meat Boy hold on? #CUT#Super Meat Boy's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Super Meat Boy's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Howlin Wolf!
Howlin Wolf seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: Syn Timewave Zero     
Date:   Aug 23, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#CL#
Menshikov drives through and clinches with Meat Boy against the cage.
Meat Boy scores with a hook to the body.
Our sources have told us that Menshikov has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Menshikov misses with a short punch on the inside.
Menshikov lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Menshikov with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Menshikov blocks a body shot from Meat Boy.
Menshikov misses with the head strike.
Menshikov cracks Meat Boy with a nice body shot.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Meat Boy takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Menshikov tries to circle away but Meat Boy has him pinned against the cage.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Menshikov is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The referee calls for Meat Boy to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A right handed body shot lands from Menshikov.
Meat Boy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Menshikov working aggressively here.
Menshikov is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Meat Boy trying to stall but Menshikov improves his position. #T1#
Meat Boy holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Meat Boy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Meat Boy letting Menshikov take a breather here.
Meat Boy swings wildly with an uppercut but Menshikov uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC2#
Meat Boy manages to break the clinch.
Meat Boy slips under a jab.
Menshikov throws a lazy right hand but Meat Boy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Menshikov throws a shot from downtown. Meat Boy moves away and avoids it.
A nice combination there by Menshikov. #CUT#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Menshikov scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Menshikov ducks under a wild hook from Meat Boy.
Menshikov throws out a loose jab but Meat Boy uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
Meat Boy takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Meat Boy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Menshikov.
Menshikov takes a swing at Meat Boy's ribcage but misses.
Meat Boy feints a counter leg kick.
Meat Boy looks to land a left hand but Menshikov moved out of range nicely.
Menshikov with a hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meat Boy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Menshikov misses with a few strikes there.
Menshikov lands a really nice looking cross but Meat Boy seems unphased.
Meat Boy throws a hook to the side of Menshikov's head but Menshikov sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Menshikov throws a series of strikes that have Meat Boy backpedaling.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Menshikov, as that shot connected.
Menshikov tests Meat Boy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Meat Boy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.#T3#
Menshikov misses with a combination
and Meat Boy counters with a straight right hand.
Meat Boy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Menshikov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Menshikov throws a combination that misses
and Meat Boy counters with a straight right hand.#CUT2#It looks like Maxim Menshikov has been cut.
Menshikov bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Meat Boy's head.
Menshikov connects with a jab.
Menshikov misses with a wild combination.
Meat Boy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Menshikov's hands.#T4#
Menshikov keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Menshikov swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Meat Boy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Meat Boy is looking for the big counter here.#KD2#
Meat Boy cracks Menshikov with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Meat Boy has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Menshikov to stand back up!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Menshikov misses with a two punch combination.
Meat Boy shapes to counter with a head kick.#CL#
Meat Boy tries to keep at a distance but Menshikov has taken the fight into the clinch.
Menshikov trying to land knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Menshikov.
Meat Boy works on Menshikov's body with a couple of short punches.
Menshikov lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Meat Boy or not.
Menshikov has a couple of punches blocked by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Meat Boy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Menshikov misses with an elbow strike.
Menshikov lands a knee to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Maxim Menshikov dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
The fighters circle momentarily. Meat Boy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Menshikov cracks a nice hook into Meat Boy's ribs.
Meat Boy scores with a jab. Menshikov acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Menshikov comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A left lands for Menshikov.
Meat Boy blocks a jab.
Menshikov is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Meat Boy can do to turn this around?
Menshikov scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#CUT#That has opened up Super Meat Boy's cut even more.
Menshikov lunges at Meat Boy with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Meat Boy's hand.
Meat Boy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Menshikov counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Menshikov throws a shot from downtown. Meat Boy moves away and avoids it.
It seemed like Meat Boy was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice uppercut lands for Menshikov. That snapped Meat Boy's head back.
Menshikov throws a looping overhand right but Meat Boy ducks down to avoid it. #T1#
Menshikov cracks a nice hook into Meat Boy's ribs.
Jab from Menshikov.
Nice cross by Menshikov.
Meat Boy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Menshikov.
Meat Boy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Meat Boy tests Menshikov's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Menshikov circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Meat Boy to the canvas! Meat Boy doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Menshikov keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Maxim Menshikov!
Maxim Menshikov decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: $$$ PRODUCTIONS 2     
Date:   Jul 25, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Leagatius darts in and out, connecting with a jab. #CUT2#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy ducks right into an uppercut from Leagatius.
Leagatius blocks a jab.
Leagatius looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Meat Boy avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Leagatius connects with a solid leg kick.
A cross from Meat Boy lands.#CUT#It looks like Brutus Leagatius has been cut.
Leagatius misses with a body shot
and Meat Boy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Leagatius blocks a head kick by Meat Boy.
Leagatius loads up on a big right hand but Meat Boy slips the punch.
Meat Boy throwing a counter right hand but Leagatius manages to avoid it.
Meat Boy lands the left hand.
Meat Boy throws a quick head kick that knocks Leagatius silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Meat Boy is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Super Meat Boy!
After the fight, Super Meat Boy was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

 

Event: Syn 692 Turner vs Gravas     
Date:   Jun 13, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boss throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Meat Boy counters with a nice uppercut. #CUT#It looks like Like Boss has been cut.
Meat Boy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Boss lands a body shot.
Meat Boy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Boss avoids the head kick by Meat Boy.
Boss fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Meat Boy throws a body punch but Boss moves out of range.
Meat Boy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boss lands a body shot.
Boss with a body punch. A glancing blow.
We've been informed that Boss has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Boss digs a good hook to Meat Boy's body.
Boss swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Meat Boy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boss connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Meat Boy momentarily. #CUT2#It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.#T1#
Meat Boy lands with a straight right. Boss didn't see that one coming.
Meat Boy works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Meat Boy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Meat Boy misses with a head kick.
Boss cracks Meat Boy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Boss misses with a left hand
and Meat Boy counters with a nice uppercut.
Meat Boy slips under a jab from Boss.
Boss scores with a jab to the body.
Boss throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Meat Boy cracks Boss with a good jab.#ROC#Boss is rocked!
Boss moves away from the strike by Meat Boy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boss lands a leg kick that knocks Meat Boy off balance momentarily.#T2#
A shot to the liver by Meat Boy. Beautiful body shot.
Meat Boy misses with a looping left.
Boss throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Meat Boy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Meat Boy throws a counter high kick but Boss was just alert enough to avoid it.
Boss lands with a right hand.
Boss with a nice calf kick.
Meat Boy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Meat Boy on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Meat Boy moves out of range of the strikes.#T3#
Meat Boy staying out of range there.#KD#
Meat Boy lands a big right hand that sends Boss crashing to the mat! Meat Boy stays standing though and waves Boss back to his feet!
Boss is still on wobbly legs! Can Meat Boy finish him?
Boss misses with a kick to the body.
Boss misses with a telegraphed body shot
and as Boss loses concentration momentarily, Meat Boy counters with a picture perfect head kick! Boss goes down, out cold! The referee rushed in to check on his condition - I'm sure he'll be ok but that was a massive knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Super Meat Boy!
In his post fight interview, Super Meat Boy started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: Syn Supernova X     
Date:   Apr 25, 2020
#R1#
Meat Boy misses with a combination
and Bell counters with a body kick that stops Meat Boy in his tracks momentarily.
Meat Boy on the wrong end of a nice hook.#CUT#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bell.
Bell takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Meat Boy swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Meat Boy throws a low kick but Bell avoids it.
Bell walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.#KD#
Bell lands a big head kick that sends Meat Boy tumbling to the mat! Bell takes a step backwards and waves Meat Boy back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bell needs to keep his hands up - Meat Boy had a free shot at his head there.
Meat Boy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bell's head backwards.
Meat Boy swings for the body but Bell moves out of range.
Bell changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Bell misses with an attempted mid kick. #T1#
Meat Boy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bells jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Meat Boy throws a front kick aimed at Bell's knee but Bell avoids it well.
Bell was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Good shot there by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Bell counters with a huge left! Meat Boy is in big trouble! He's backing up but Bell isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Meat Boy from any more damage. A dominating finish by Bell!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Doug Bell!

 

Event: Syn 677 Dog vs Borjigin     
Date:   Mar 21, 2020
#R1#
A telegraphed right hand from Meat Boy misses the target. #CL2#
Durnin has managed to clinch.
Meat Boy gets through Durnin's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
I was talking to Meat Boy's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Durnin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Meat Boy's elbow.
Meat Boy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Durnin misses with a body punch.
Meat Boy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Durnin misses with a hook to the ribs.
Meat Boy tries a body shot but Durnin blocks it.
Durnin tries a body shot but Meat Boy blocks it.
Meat Boy leaning his opponent against the cage.
Meat Boy misses with a punch to the body.
Durnin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Durnin can't find room to land a body shot as Meat Boy controls the action.
Durnin told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Durnin tries a body shot but Meat Boy blocks it.
Durnin can't find room to land a body shot as Meat Boy controls the action.
Meat Boy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Durnin struggles to land a body shot inside as Meat Boy controls his hands.
Durnin misses with a body punch.
Durnin struggles to land a body shot inside as Meat Boy controls his hands. #T1#
Meat Boy lands a left hand.
Meat Boy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Meat Boy tries to work over Durnin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Durnin struggles to land a body shot inside as Meat Boy controls his hands.
Meat Boy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Durnin tries a body shot but Meat Boy blocks it.
Durnin tries to work over Meat Boy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Meat Boy misses with the head strike.
Durnin misses with a punch to the body.
Meat Boy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Durnin's elbow.
Durnin tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Meat Boy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Meat Boy prevents a body shot from Durnin.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Durnin misses with a hook to the ribs.
Meat Boy will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Durnin up against the cage.
Meat Boy stalling.
Meat Boy lands a nice shot to the body.
Meat Boy working aggressively here. #T2#
Meat Boy displaying some good clinch control by pressing Durnin up against the cage.
Meat Boy scores with a hook to the body.
Durnin tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Durnin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Meat Boy's elbow.
Meat Boy tries a body shot but Durnin blocks it.
Durnin prevents a body shot from Meat Boy.
Durnin misses with a body punch.
Durnin misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Meat Boy scores with a shot to the side of Durnin's head.
Meat Boy struggles to land a body shot inside as Durnin controls his hands.
Meat Boy tries to throw a body punch but Durnin avoids it by throwing Meat Boy back against the cage.
Meat Boy blocks a body shot from Durnin.
Durnin misses with a hook to the ribs.
Meat Boy tries a body shot but Durnin blocks it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Durnin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Meat Boy's elbow.
Still in the clinch, Meat Boy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Meat Boy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Meat Boy lands a right hand.
Meat Boy scores with a hook to the body.#T3#
Durnin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Meat Boy's elbow.
Durnin tries a body shot but Meat Boy blocks it.
Meat Boy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Meat Boy misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Durnin.
Meat Boy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Durnin backwards.
Durnin tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Meat Boy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Durnin misses with a punch to the body.
Durnin presses Meat Boy against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Durnin misses with a punch to the body.
Durnin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Meat Boy tries to work over Durnin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Durnin can't find room to land a body shot as Meat Boy controls the action.
A right hand to the body from Meat Boy.
Durnin struggles to land a body shot inside as Meat Boy controls his hands.
A right hook to the body lands for Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands a hook that snaps the head of Durnin backwards.
Meat Boy lands with a right to the head.
Durnin can't find room to land a body shot as Meat Boy controls the action.
A shot in the inside from Meat Boy.
Durnin can't find room to land a body shot as Meat Boy controls the action. #T4#
Durnin tries a body shot but Meat Boy blocks it.
Nice body punch from Meat Boy - that landed with a thud.
Durnin looks winded!
Durnin misses with a hook to the ribs.
Meat Boy lands with a left to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meat Boy lands a right hand.
Durnin can't find room to land a body shot as Meat Boy controls the action.
Meat Boy scores with a shoulder strike.
Meat Boy effectively controlling the action here.
Meat Boy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Meat Boy tries to throw a body punch but Durnin avoids it by throwing Meat Boy back against the cage.
Durnin tries to throw a body punch but Meat Boy avoids it by throwing Durnin back against the cage.
Meat Boy digs a right hand into Durnin's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Durnin's gas tank. #BC#
Meat Boy breaks from the clinch.
Meat Boy moves in close and cracks Durnin with a massive right hand! Durnin, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Meat Boy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
In his post fight interview, Super Meat Boy started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: Syn 671 Whymer vs Magufuli     
Date:   Feb 16, 2020
#R1#
Meat Boy scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.#CUT#
It looks like Brutus Leagatius has been cut.
A low kick from Meat Boy misses
and Leagatius counters with a nice uppercut. #CUT2#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Leagatius appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Meat Boy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Leagatius.
A head kick misses from Meat Boy.
Leagatius stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Meat Boy.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Leagatius lands a head shot.
Meat Boy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Leagatius.
A left lands for Leagatius.
A big left from Leagatius misses.
It looked like Meat Boy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Meat Boy throws a body kick that misses
and Leagatius counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Leagatius on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
We've been told by Meat Boy's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Meat Boy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Meat Boy jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Meat Boy throws an off balance right hand
and Leagatius counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CUT2#
Super Meat Boy's cut is getting worse.#T1#
Leagatius uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Meat Boy.
Leagatius now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Leagatius scores with a kick to the body.
Meat Boy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Leagatius works Meat Boy's body with a nice hook.
Meat Boy misses with a left hand
and Leagatius counters with a huge right that knocks Meat Boy out cold! Leagatius is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Brutus Leagatius!
Brutus Leagatius tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

 

Event: Syn 667 Whymer vs Nixon II     
Date:   Jan 19, 2020
#R1#
Mouth ducks under a wild hook from Meat Boy.
Mouth uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Meat Boy.
Mouth throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mouth connects with a right hand. Meat Boy shakes it off.
Mouth does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Meat Boy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Mouth connects with an inside leg kick.
Meat Boy scores with a jab. Mouth acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Mouth lands with a good body shot.
Mouth ducks under a wild hook from Meat Boy.
Mouth feints the counter takedown.
Mouth shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Meat Boy as he jumps to the side.
Mouth fails with a takedown attempt.
Meat Boy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mouth lands a jab to the nose.#T1#
Meat Boy throws the kick towards the body but Mouth avoids it.
Mouth on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Mouth checks a leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a lazy uppercut
and Mouth counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Meat Boy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mouth has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mouth and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Meat Boy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Meat Boy misses the jab.
Mouth jabs Meat Boy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Mouth scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#CUT2#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy misses with a body shot.
Mouth scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Mouth throws a combination that misses
and Meat Boy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Meat Boy loads up on a big right hand but Mouth slips the punch.
Meat Boy misses with a wild body shot. #T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meat Boy attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Mouth throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
As Mouth backs away, Meat Boy returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Mouth stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Meat Boy.
A big right from Mouth misses.
Meat Boy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mouth.
Meat Boy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Mouth goes for a double leg but Meat Boy avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Meat Boy continues to drive forward.
Super Meat Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mush Mouth.
Mouth works Meat Boy's body with a nice hook.
Mouth cracks Meat Boy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Meat Boy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.#TD2#
Mouth drives through with a takedown into Meat Boy's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Meat Boy wants to sweep here but Mouth controlling him for the moment.
Mouth is looking to work some ground and pound but Meat Boy has wrist control.
Meat Boy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Mouth. #T3#
Mouth throws an elbow that misses. Meat Boy uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Mouth's guard. Nice move by Meat Boy!#REVR##ES2#
Mouth uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Mouth throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Meat Boy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mouth fails to land with a series of punches.
Mouth avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Meat Boy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Danga de danga de dang - Mouth scores with a four punch combination!
A punch combination from Mouth misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meat Boy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The fighters circling - Meat Boy throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #T4#
Meat Boy lands with a good body shot.
Mouth dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Meat Boy. That did some damage!
Mouth has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Meat Boy throws a head kick that half lands. #CUT#
It looks like Mush Mouth has been cut.#TD2#
Mouth throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Meat Boy tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Mouth is in Meat Boy's guard.
Meat Boy wants to sweep here but Mouth controlling him for the moment.
Mouth with a nice head shot there.
Mouth has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Mouth wants to control from the top but Meat Boy keeps moving.
Meat Boy keeping full guard, as Mouth tries to pass.
Meat Boy is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Mouth is looking to work some ground and pound but Meat Boy has wrist control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mush Mouth dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Meat Boy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Meat Boy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Meat Boy throws out a powerful jab.
Meat Boy keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Meat Boy feinted there with a counter leg kick.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Meat Boy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Mouth.
Meat Boy throws a hook but Mouth blocks it.
Mouth moves away from the strike by Meat Boy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A chopping leg kick lands by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy scores with a nice right hand.
Mouth throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped #KD#
and Meat Boy counters with a crisp right hand that drops Mouth! Meat Boy lets Mouth back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mouth ducks under a wild hook from Meat Boy.
Despite the aggression on Mouth's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Mouth scores with a nice strike.#T1#
Meat Boy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Mouth.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mouth.
Super Meat Boy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mouth fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Meat Boy throws a wild body kick that Mouth sees coming a mile off.#TD2#
Mouth fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Meat Boy sprawls well initially but Mouth persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Meat Boy regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Mouth.
Meat Boy manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Mouth manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR##ES2#
Mouth pushes Meat Boy off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Meat Boy thuds a left hand into Mouth's body.#T2#
A telegraphed right hand from Mouth misses the target.
Mouth tries to move into range but Meat Boy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Meat Boy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Mouth.
Nice defenses there by Mouth.
Mouth let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Meat Boy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Meat Boy avoids the body shot from Mouth.
Super Meat Boy is winning the standup battle so far.
Meat Boy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Mouth lands with a good body shot.
Mouth swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Meat Boy looks to score with a jab to the body but Mouth is just out of range.
Mouth on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Mouth blocks the body kick. #T3##TD2#
Mouth closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Meat Boy quickly recovers to half guard.
Meat Boy wants to get back to full guard.
Meat Boy keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Meat Boy trying to control here.
Meat Boy keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Mouth is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Meat Boy trying to control but Mouth postures up.
Mouth sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Meat Boy defending well though. #T4#
Meat Boy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Mouth.
Mouth not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Mouth thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Mouth throwing shots but Meat Boy is blocking nicely.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Mouth throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Meat Boy gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Mouth throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Meat Boy's waist but Meat Boy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Mouth off to one side.
Super Meat Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mush Mouth.
Meat Boy misses with a low kick.
Meat Boy takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Mouth ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mouth now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Mouth tried to score with a low kick but Meat Boy checks it.
Meat Boy feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Mouth takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meat Boy throws a chopping leg kick but Mouth manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Super Meat Boy will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Mouth slips under a jab from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy tries to work over Mouth's front leg with a kick but Mouth checks it.
Mouth feints the counter takedown.
Mush Mouth is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Meat Boy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick but Mouth sees it coming and moves out of range.
Mouth lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Meat Boy throws a jab when Mouth was well out of range.
Meat Boy scores with a spinning back kick!
Meat Boy throws a good cross that connects.
Meat Boy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mouth.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mouth uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy connects with a crisp jab.
Mouth misses with a low kick.
Mouth ducks under a wild hook from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy swings away with a leg kick that misses.#T1#
Meat Boy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mouth.
Mouth tries a quick counter leg kick but Meat Boy is wise to it.
Mouth shoots in for a takedown but Meat Boy shows good takedown defense.
Meat Boy misses with a body kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Mouth misses the target.
Meat Boy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mouth.
Mouth lunges at Meat Boy with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Meat Boy's hand.
Meat Boy misses with a kick to the body.
Mouth throws a series of punches but Meat Boy moves out of range.
Mouth throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mouth avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Meat Boy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mouth sees it coming and avoids it easily.#TD2#
Mouth drives through with a takedown into Meat Boy's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Meat Boy keeping moving, preventing Mouth from controlling successfully.
Mouth working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #T2#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mouth accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Meat Boy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Mouth being controlled here momentarily.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mouth accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mouth is looking to work some ground and pound but Meat Boy has wrist control.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Mush Mouth has got the better of the ground game so far.
Mouth looking to pass the guard. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Meat Boy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.#T3#
Mouth misses with a body shot.
It looked like Meat Boy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Meat Boy misses with a low kick.
Meat Boy throws a shot from downtown. Mouth moves away and avoids it.
A combination from Mouth does no damage.
Mouth takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Mouth slips under a jab from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Meat Boy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Meat Boy lunges at Mouth with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Mouth's hand.
Mouth will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Mouth blocks a jab.
Mouth fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Super Meat Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mush Mouth.
Meat Boy throws the left hand but Mouth avoids the punch easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Mouth misses.#T4#
Meat Boy throws a leg kick but Mouth moved away.
Mouth looks to land a combination. Meat Boy sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Meat Boy throws a body kick that misses. #TD2#
Meat Boy gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Mouth to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Mouth takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meat Boy controlling Mouth's posture.
Mouth in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Mouth pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Meat Boy is keeping the position for now.
Mouth throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Meat Boy works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Super Meat Boy.
I think Meat Boy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 29:29
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 28:29

The fight is ruled a draw!

 

Event: Syn 663: Christmas Special     
Date:   Dec 25, 2019
#R1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Meat Boy. Southall does a little dance to reset his feet.
Southall is looking for a counter combo.
Meat Boy misses with a series of wild punches.
Meat Boy throws out a loose jab but Southall uses good head movement to avoid it.
Meat Boy misses with a right hand
and Southall counters with a thumping low kick.
Meat Boy scores with a decent looking hook.#CUT2#
It looks like Neville Southall has been cut.
Meat Boy misses the jab.
A jab from Meat Boy does it's job there.
Meat Boy with a hook.
Southall connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Southall ducks under a wild hook from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws out a loose jab but Southall uses good head movement to avoid it. #KD2#
Meat Boy lands a big uppercut and Southall crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Southall looks OK. Meat Boy waves Southall back to his feet!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Meat Boy drops Southall with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Southall! Meat Boy dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: Syn 659 Gravas vs Papadopoulos     
Date:   Dec 01, 2019
#R1#
Hop cracks the inside of Meat Boy's front leg.
A slapping leg kick lands for Meat Boy.
Hop keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy dips to his left and cracks Hop with an uppercut!
Meat Boy tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Meat Boy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#CUT#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Jab, jab by Meat Boy - just one landing.
Hop cracks a nice hook into Meat Boy's ribs.
Hop ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hop ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nice jab there from Hop.
Meat Boy looks winded!
Meat Boy takes one to the side of the head. #KD#
Hop feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Meat Boy sprawling to the canvas! Meat Boy rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Hop finish him?! #ROC#
Meat Boy is rocked!#CUT#
That has opened up Super Meat Boy's cut even more.
Meat Boy leaves his chin hanging out and Hop seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Meat Boy crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hip Hop!
A very excited looking Hip Hop rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

 

Event: Syn 655 Keenan vs Jodson III     
Date:   Nov 03, 2019
#R1#
Meat Boy looks to land a body kick but Marciano moved away.
Marciano half committed to a counter leg kick.
Meat Boy lands with a thumping leg kick.
Marciano misses with a kick to the body.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Marciano is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Meat Boy.
Marciano throws a jab but it's blocked by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the body
and Marciano counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CUT#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The fighters circling - Meat Boy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Meat Boy throws a body kick that misses
and Marciano counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A good leg kick by Marciano.
Meat Boy scoring well with a low kick there.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick
and Marciano cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Meat Boy lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meat Boy connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Meat Boy delivers a nice body kick.#T1#
Meat Boy is looking to score with low kicks.
Marciano throwing a counter right hand but Meat Boy manages to avoid it.
Meat Boy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Marciano on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Decent striking displayed by Marciano there.
Marciano definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Meat Boy connects with a good right hand that stumbles Marciano. Marciano circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Meat Boy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Meat Boy blocks a low kick nicely.
Marciano misses with a kick to the body.
Meat Boy throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Marciano takes one to the side of the head.
Meat Boy scores with a kick to the midsection.
Meat Boy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#CUT2#
It looks like Rocco Marciano has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Meat Boy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Marciano.
Meat Boy misses with a hook
and Marciano counters with a body kick that stops Meat Boy in his tracks momentarily. #T2#
Meat Boy checks a low kick from Marciano.
Meat Boy walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Marciano dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The fighters circling - Meat Boy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Marciano throwing a counter right hand but Meat Boy manages to avoid it.
Meat Boy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Meat Boy has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Meat Boy throws a push kick but Marciano slaps the foot to one side.
Marciano swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Marciano slips under a jab from Meat Boy.
Marciano feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Meat Boy throws out a loose jab but Marciano uses good head movement to avoid it.
Meat Boy throws a body kick that misses
and Marciano counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CUT#
That has opened up Super Meat Boy's cut even more.
Marciano takes a swing at Meat Boy's ribcage but misses.
Meat Boy slips under a jab.
Meat Boy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Marciano counters with a good low kick that Meat Boy was not able to check.
Meat Boy misses with a kick to the body.
Marciano misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Meat Boy. #T3#
Marciano jabs at Meat Boy's body.
Meat Boy throws a lazy uppercut
and Meat Boy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Marciano tried to score with a low kick but Meat Boy checks it.
Meat Boy connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Marciano momentarily.
Meat Boy misses with a right hand
and Marciano counters with a straight right hand.
Meat Boy thows a leg kick but Marciano checks it
letting Marciano counter with a right hand.
A jab from Marciano misses.
Marciano cracks Meat Boy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#CUT#
The cut above Super Meat Boy's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Meat Boy works the jab nicely.
Meat Boy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Marciano counters with a lovely straight right hand!#ROC#
Meat Boy is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Meat Boy switches off momentarily and Marciano cracks him with a monster right hand! Meat Boy topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Marciano dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Marciano!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rocco Marciano!
Rocco Marciano thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Syn 652 Keenan vs Jernit     
Date:   Oct 12, 2019
#R1#
A nice leg kick lands there from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Leagatius.
Meat Boy on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Meat Boy avoids the body shot from Leagatius.
Leagatius walks into a jab.#CUT2#
It looks like Brutus Leagatius has been cut.
Meat Boy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A little feinted left hand from Leagatius on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Meat Boy lands with an overhand left.#KD2#
Meat Boy cracks Leagatius with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Meat Boy has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Leagatius to stand back up!#ROC2#
Leagatius is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Meat Boy lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Leagatius head around and knocks him out cold! Meat Boy hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
In his post fight interview, Super Meat Boy started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: Syn 647 Built vs Arendse     
Date:   Sep 07, 2019
#R1#
Meat Boy throws a right and a left that Kerr avoids nicely.
A nice side step and Kerr releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Meat Boy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kerr.
Meat Boy misses with a kick to the body
and Meat Boy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT2#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy looks to throw the jab but Kerr is out of range.
Meat Boy scores with a sloppy right hand. Kerr should have avoided that one.
Meat Boy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Kerr swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Kerr slips a jab from Meat Boy.
A solid leg kick lands there for Meat Boy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy misses with a lunging right hand
and Kerr counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Kerr with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Meat Boy to score with a decent uppercut.
Meat Boy misses with a lunging right hand #TD2#
and Kerr counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Kerr.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kerr trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T1#
Kerr throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Meat Boy works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Kerr controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Meat Boy has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Kerr throws a big right hand that misses.
Kerr tries to free his leg and advance position but Meat Boy is retaining full guard.
Kerr throws a big right hand that misses.
Kerr trying to control but Meat Boy is working from the bottom.
Meat Boy tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Kerr pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Meat Boy is keeping the position for now.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kerr accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Kerr postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Kerr passes Meat Boy's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Kerr trying to control the action but Meat Boy is working from the bottom.
Meat Boy is doing well to control the position and prevent Kerr from advancing to side control.
Kerr wants to advance to full mount but Meat Boy doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Kerr throws an elbow that misses. Meat Boy uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Kerr's guard. Nice move by Meat Boy!#REVR#
Meat Boy preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kerr has his hands on Meat Boy's head, controlling the position. #T3#
Kerr is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Kerr sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Meat Boy defending well though.
Kerr thows a huge punch but Meat Boy dodges it nicely.
Meat Boy has hold of Kerr's hands but Kerr slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Kerr working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Kerr working the head and body with strikes.
Meat Boy is staying active underneath Kerr, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Meat Boy is looking to improve his position.
Kerr uses his free foot to push down on Meat Boy's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Meat Boy. #T4#
Kerr can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Meat Boy is looking to escape.
Kerr sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Kerr connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Meat Boy tries to hold on but Kerr pushes him away.
Kerr unloading with bombs!#CUT2#
Super Meat Boy's cut is getting worse.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Super Meat Boy's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Mark Kerr!
Mark Kerr decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: Syn 640     
Date:   Jul 20, 2019
#R1#
Meat Boy looks to throw a body kick
letting Valentine counter with a right hand. #CUT2#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Valentine avoids the body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Meat Boy misses with a low kick as Valentine jumps back.
Valentine appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Meat Boy connects with an inside leg kick.
Meat Boy throws a shot from downtown. Valentine moves away and avoids it.
Valentine swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Meat Boy throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Valentine on the side of the head.
Meat Boy misses with the body kick
and Valentine counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Meat Boy tries to land a body kick
and Valentine connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Donk. Valentine catches Meat Boy right on the button with a cross.#CUT2#
Super Meat Boy's cut is getting worse.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meat Boy throws a body kick that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Meat Boy is breathing heavily.
A chopping leg kick lands by Valentine. #T1#
Valentine slips under a jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Meat Boy.
A countering left hand to the body from Valentine misses.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick that is checked
and Valentine counters with a big left hand that crumples Meat Boy! He was out before he hit the floor! Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Remy Valentine!
A relieved looking Remy Valentine thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: Syn 637 Correira vs Maricano 3     
Date:   Jun 29, 2019
#R1#
A right-left combo lands from Frankels. #CUT#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
A big left from Frankels misses.
Meat Boy follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Meat Boy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Frankels.
Meat Boy throws out a counter right but Frankels avoids it with no problem.
Frankels swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Meat Boy! But no joy.
Frankels lands a nice hook to Meat Boy's body. Meat Boy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Frankels connects with the punch.
Rocket Bob Frankels seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Frankels throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Frankels throws a hook but Meat Boy avoids it easily.
Frankels connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. #CUT#
That has opened up Super Meat Boy's cut even more.#T1#
Frankels drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Meat Boy right on the button. Meat Boy goes down! Frankels follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Frankels gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rocket Bob Frankels!
A relieved looking Rocket Bob Frankels thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: Syn 631 Jones vs JYD II     
Date:   May 18, 2019
#R1#
Crewman V checks a leg kick nicely.
Crewman V misses with an uppercut.
Crewman V connects with a crisp jab. #CUT#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
The fighters circling - Meat Boy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Meat Boy thows a body kick. Crewman V tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Crewman V definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Meat Boy cracks a nice hook into Crewman V's ribs.
Meat Boy throws a wild body kick that Crewman V sees coming a mile off.
Crewman V connects with the punch.
Meat Boy misses with a low kick.
Crewman V lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Meat Boy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Crewman V counter with a right hand.
Meat Boy with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Crewman V to score with a decent uppercut.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice shot by Crewman V.
An inside leg kick from Meat Boy misses.
Meat Boy misses with a body shot.
Meat Boy on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Crewman V moves out of range as Meat Boy strikes.#T1##CL#
Crewman V rushes Meat Boy and presses him up against the cage.
Meat Boy blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #BC#
Crewman V breaks the clinch.
Crewman V takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Meat Boy throws a half hearted mid kick.
Meat Boy walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Crewman V checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Crewman V displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Meat Boy throws out the jab.
A little feinted left hand from Crewman V on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Meat Boy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Meat Boy closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Crewman V slips a jab from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Crewman V finds it's way round the side to connect with Meat Boy's head.
Crewman V lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Crewman V takes one on the chin but seems OK. #CUT2#
It looks like Expendable Crewman V has been cut.
Crewman V is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Crewman V lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crewman V is looking to slow Meat Boy down with leg kicks.
Crewman V is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Crewman V misses with a body shot. #T2#
Meat Boy slips under a jab from Crewman V.
Meat Boy throws a lazy body kick #CL#
and Crewman V counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Crewman V.
Crewman V tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Meat Boy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Crewman V backwards.
Crewman V lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Meat Boy misses with a punch to the body.
Meat Boy misses with a body punch.
Meat Boy lands a body shot.
Crewman V has had enough of the clinch but Meat Boy keeps him there for the moment.
A left hand lands to the body for Crewman V.
Meat Boy tries to work over Crewman V's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Crewman V fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Crewman V misses with a punch on the inside.
Crewman V misses with a hook from the clinch.
Meat Boy lands with a short shot to the head.
Meat Boy scores with a shot to the side of Crewman V's head.
Crewman V throws a head punch that misses.
Crewman V tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T3#
Nice body punch from Meat Boy - that landed with a thud.
A short uppercut from Crewman V.
Meat Boy misses with a body punch.
Crewman V goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Crewman V lands a nice shot to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Meat Boy.
A shot in the inside from Crewman V.
Crewman V lands a hook to the side of the head.
Meat Boy is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Crewman V working aggressively here.
Crewman V misses with a punch on the inside.
Meat Boy lands with a left to the head.
Meat Boy scores with a shot to the side of Crewman V's head.
Crewman V misses with a hook from the clinch.
Meat Boy tries to throw a body punch but Crewman V avoids it by throwing Meat Boy back against the cage.
Crewman V lands a shot to the body.
Meat Boy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Crewman V is breathing heavily.
Crewman V blocks a body shot from Meat Boy. #T4#
A right hand to the body from Crewman V.
Meat Boy lands with a left to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#BC#
Crewman V breaks from the clinch.
Meat Boy lands with a kick to the ribs.
Meat Boy throws a body shot but no joy.
Meat Boy steps in with a hook that catches Crewman V right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Meat Boy follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Crewman V looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: Syn 627     
Date:   Apr 14, 2019
#R1#
Meat Boy throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Valentine counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CUT2#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy misses the shot to the body.
Meat Boy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Meat Boy misses with a left hand
and Valentine counters with a straight right hand.
Meat Boy misses with a left hand
and Valentine counters with a crisp right that sends Meat Boy to the canvas! Valentine follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Remy Valentine!
Our winner, Remy Valentine, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: Syn 620 Jones vs JYD     
Date:   Mar 02, 2019
#R1#
Kerr misses with a hook
and Meat Boy counters with a straight right hand.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Kerr.
Meat Boy defending well as Kerr loads up on a big left hand.
Meat Boy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kerr at a distance.
Meat Boy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kerr misses with a hook
and Meat Boy counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kerr lands with a right hand.
Meat Boy keeps Kerr at a distance using the push kick.
Meat Boy misses with a low kick.
Kerr with the counter takedown but Meat Boy avoids it easily.
Kerr misses with a lunging right hand
and Meat Boy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T1#
Meat Boy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Meat Boy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Meat Boy slips under a jab from Kerr.
Kerr throws a shot to the body.
Meat Boy takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Meat Boy thuds his shin into the meat of Kerr's side.
Kerr looks winded!
Meat Boy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kerr has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Kerr staying out of range there.
Kerr wants to counter the offense by Meat Boy and move into the clinch position.
An inside leg kick lands from Meat Boy.
Mark Kerr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy moves out of range as Kerr strikes.#T2#
Meat Boy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kerr steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Meat Boy.
Kerr misses with an uppercut. Meat Boy saw that one coming.
And Meat Boy counters with a quick kick to the body but Kerr blocks it.
Meat Boy lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kerr uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Meat Boy has time to react.
Meat Boy ducks under a wild hook from Kerr.
Kerr might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Meat Boy tries to land a body kick#TD2#
and Kerr counters with a nice double leg into side control. Meat Boy won't be happy with that.
Kerr wants to lay and pray for a moment but Meat Boy keeps working.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kerr with the ground and pound but Meat Boy regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Kerr seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Meat Boy does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. #T3#
Meat Boy is looking to improve his position.
Meat Boy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Kerr.
Kerr landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Kerr is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Meat Boy is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Kerr throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Meat Boy regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Kerr.
Kerr trying to control but Meat Boy is working from the bottom.
Kerr pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Meat Boy is keeping the position for now.
Kerr looking to sit in guard and control but Meat Boy gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR##T4#
Kerr looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Kerr looking to control.
Kerr looking to hit a scissor sweep but Meat Boy is one step ahead there.
Meat Boy has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Kerr holds on and takes a little breather.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kerr trying to control the position.
Kerr wants to sweep here but Meat Boy controlling him for the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Super Meat Boy will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Meat Boy throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Kerr moves forwards but Meat Boy connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Meat Boy takes one to the side of the head.
Meat Boy gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Meat Boy tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Meat Boy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Kerr is defended easily by Meat Boy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kerr misses with a body shot
and Meat Boy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T1#
Meat Boy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kerr.
Kerr is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Meat Boy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Meat Boy throws a jab but it's blocked by Kerr.
Kerr rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Meat Boy counter with a right hand.
Meat Boy walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kerr checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Meat Boy connects with a leg kick. Kerr looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Kerr shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Meat Boy but Meat Boy pushes him off and we're back to square one.
It looked like Meat Boy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Kerr throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Meat Boy to counter with a crisp jab. #T2#
Kerr misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kerr checks the leg kick.
Kerr tries to counter by closing the distance.
Meat Boy looks to throw the jab but Kerr is out of range.
Kerr is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Super Meat Boy is winning the standup battle so far.
The fighters circling - Kerr throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A left lands for Kerr.
Kerr steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Meat Boy. That one must have hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kerr slips a jab from Meat Boy.
Kerr works the jab nicely.
Kerr misses with a shot to the body
and Meat Boy counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kerr's knee momentarily.
Kerr is breathing heavily.#T3#
Meat Boy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Good shot there by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy tries to land a leg kick but Kerr saw it coming and moves away.
Meat Boy is looking to land body kicks.#KD#
Meat Boy sends Kerr crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Meat Boy is motioning to the referee to let Kerr up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC#
Kerr is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Mark Kerr has been cut.
Meat Boy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kerr can do to turn this around?
Kerr shoots in and drives through. Meat Boy sprawls well.
Meat Boy is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Super Meat Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mark Kerr.
Meat Boy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Meat Boy connects with an inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kerr stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Meat Boy.#T4#
Kerr throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Meat Boy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kerr.
Kerr throws a right and a left that Meat Boy avoids nicely.
Kerr cracks Meat Boy with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kerr uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Meat Boy has time to react.
Meat Boy throws a head kick but Kerr moves out of range.
Kerr connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Meat Boy's hands.
Kerr throws a hook to the side of Meat Boy's head but Meat Boy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Meat Boy lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Meat Boy throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Meat Boy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mark Kerr's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Kerr throws out a powerful jab.
Kerr connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A decent looking cross lands there for Meat Boy.
Meat Boy scores with a nice body kick.
Meat Boy throws a head kick but Kerr moves out of range.
Kerr looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Kerr throws a lazy uppercut
and Meat Boy counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Kerr takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Kerr falls backwards - clearly groggy! Meat Boy dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.

 

Event: ABW 194 Meat Boy - Smith III     
Date:   Jan 29, 2019
#R1#
Meat Boy attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Smith lands a big head kick that sends Meat Boy to the canvas! Smith follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Smith!
John Smith is the new super heavyweight champion!
Our winner, John Smith, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: ABW 186 Meat Boy - Wolf II     
Date:   Dec 27, 2018
#R1#
Wolf misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy blocks a jab.
Meat Boy half committed to a counter leg kick.
Meat Boy moves away from the strike by Wolf.
Wolf throws an overhand right that lands on Meat Boy's shoulder, as Meat Boy tries to avoid the shot.
Wolf throws a right hand that misses
and Meat Boy makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Wolf on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Meat Boy blocks a jab.
Wolf misses with a wild body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Wolf.#CUT2#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wolf rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Meat Boy makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Meat Boy staying out of range there.
Wolf misses the jab.
Meat Boy misses with a shot to the body
and Wolf counters with a nice uppercut. #T1#
Wolf is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Wolf throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wolf misses with a right hand
and Meat Boy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Wolf throws a hook to the side of Meat Boy's head but Meat Boy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wolf misses the shot to the body.
Meat Boy moves out of range as Wolf strikes.
Meat Boy looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Super Meat Boy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wolf swings away with a body shot that misses
and Meat Boy counters with a slapping leg kick.
Meat Boy ducks under a wild hook from Wolf.
Meat Boy was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Wolf misses with a straight right.
Wolf shoots for a double leg takedown but Meat Boy sprawls well. He's pushed Wolf's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Meat Boy throwing a counter right hand but Wolf manages to avoid it.
The fighters circling - Wolf throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Meat Boy looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Meat Boy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wolf was well out of range. Poor timing from Meat Boy.#T2#
Wolf throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Meat Boy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wolf misses with a looping left.
Meat Boy feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Wolf has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Meat Boy.
A big right from Wolf misses.
Wolf has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a wild body kick that Wolf sees coming a mile off.
Wolf throws out a powerful jab.
Howlin Wolf seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wolf throws a hook to the side of Meat Boy's head but Meat Boy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Meat Boy lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Meat Boy.#CUT#
It looks like Howlin Wolf has been cut.
Meat Boy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wolf.
Meat Boy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Wolf on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Wolf looks winded!#T3#
Meat Boy sizes up Wolf with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Wolf misses with an uppercut
and Meat Boy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A slapping body kick lands there for Meat Boy.#KD#
Meat Boy lands a big right hand that sends Wolf crashing to the mat! Meat Boy stays standing though and waves Wolf back to his feet!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meat Boy connects with a leg kick. Wolf looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Meat Boy is looking to wear down Wolf with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Wolf walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Wolf limp body while Meat Boy jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy retains his super heavyweight title!
A less than humble Super Meat Boy misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

 

Event: ABW 176 Wolf - Meat Boy     
Date:   Nov 15, 2018
#R1#
Meat Boy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#CUT#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Wolf misses with a jab to the body
enabling Meat Boy to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT2#
It looks like Howlin Wolf has been cut.
Wolf fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Meat Boy on the side of the head.
Wolf throws a hook to the side of Meat Boy's head but Meat Boy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Meat Boy misses with a lunging right hand
and Wolf counters with a nice leg kick.
Nice takedown defense from Meat Boy. No joy for Wolf on that attempt.
Meat Boy slips under a jab.
Meat Boy appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
A combination from Meat Boy does no damage.
A big left from Wolf misses.
Meat Boy feints a counter leg kick.#CL#
Wolf rushes Meat Boy and presses him up against the cage.
Meat Boy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wolf's elbow.
Meat Boy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wolf's elbow.
Wolf blocking some punches.
Wolf has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Meat Boy is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Meat Boy lands a shot to the body.
Wolf is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Meat Boy pushes Wolf back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#T1#
Meat Boy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#TD#
Wolf gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Wolf throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Wolf not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Meat Boy moves into full guard.
Meat Boy manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Wolf manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Meat Boy stays in close to Wolf's body and controls the position.
Meat Boy preventing the sweep.
Wolf has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Wolf pulls Meat Boy in close to prevent any damage.
Meat Boy stopping the sweep attempt from Wolf.#T2#
Meat Boy is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Wolf tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Wolf is pulling down on Meat Boy's head. It's preventing any offense from Meat Boy, at least for the moment.
Meat Boy controls from within his opponent's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wolf looking for a sweep. Not yet Wolf, not yet. #T3#
Wolf is looking to sweep but instead, Meat Boy has passed into half guard.
Wolf wants to control but Meat Boy is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Wolf is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Wolf looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Wolf is working hard here to advance position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wolf wants to control but Meat Boy is keeping busy. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Wolf connects with a good right hand that stumbles Meat Boy. Meat Boy circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Wolf lands a slapping body shot.
Meat Boy ducks under a wild hook from Wolf.
Wolf swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Meat Boy looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Wolf misses with an uppercut.
A jab from Wolf misses.
A swing and a miss from Wolf.
Wolf throws a hook to the side of Meat Boy's head but Meat Boy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wolf throws a poor cross that misses
and Meat Boy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Meat Boy walks into a straight right hand from Wolf.#CUT#
That has opened up Super Meat Boy's cut even more.
Wolf misses with a left hand
and Meat Boy counters with a nice low kick that buckles Wolf's knee momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Howlin Wolf dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Good exchange - Meat Boy coming out on top.
Wolf is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Wolf checks the leg kick.
Nice sprawl there from Meat Boy as Wolf shoots in.
Meat Boy scores with a jab to the body.
Meat Boy pushes Wolf away with a front kick.
Wolf misses with a hook #KD2#
and Meat Boy counters with a crisp one two that drops Wolf! Meat Boy thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Wolf to his feet! Wolf is in big trouble!
Wolf takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Meat Boy lands a jab to Wolf's midsection.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meat Boy lands with a kick to the ribs.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Meat Boy! Wolf is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy is the new super heavyweight champion!
Super Meat Boy tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

 

Event: ABW 170 Perez - Sweetie Pie     
Date:   Oct 25, 2018
#R1#
Meat Boy swings away with a body shot that misses
and Bear counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Teddy Bear seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Meat Boy enables Bear to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Meat Boy manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Meat Boy is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bear wants to stand and escape but instead Meat Boy has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVB#
Meat Boy stopping the sweep attempt from Bear.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy looking to pass the guard.
Meat Boy is standing up over Bear. Bear looks to escape but Meat Boy dives into side control.
Bear on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Bear tries to get out of the position.#T1#
Bear is trying to get back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bear is working hard here to advance position.
Meat Boy remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
You can see the frustration on Bear's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Meat Boy is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Bear will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Check out the look on Meat Boy's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Bear manages to work his way to half guard, despite Meat Boy's best efforts.
Meat Boy not doing much here.
Meat Boy looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Meat Boy has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Bear tries to hold on but Meat Boy pushes him away. #T3#
Bear tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Meat Boy controlling from mount.
Bear working to try and regain half guard.
Meat Boy controlling from the full mount.
Bear is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Bear is working to get back to half guard.
Meat Boy controlling the pace for now.
Bear is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Bear wants to get back to his feet.
Bear tries to reverse the position but Meat Boy maintains control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Meat Boy controlling his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Meat Boy dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Bear avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bear misses with a double jab
and Meat Boy counters with a right hand to the body.
Meat Boy gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Meat Boy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Meat Boy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.#CL2#
Meat Boy moves into range and clinches up with Bear.
Bear wants to get back to striking at distance but Meat Boy won't allow it.
Meat Boy lands a body shot in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Meat Boy lands with a short shot to the head.
Meat Boy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Meat Boy struggles to land a body shot inside as Bear controls his hands.
Bear displaying some good clinch control by pressing Meat Boy up against the cage.
Bear can't break the clinch. #T1#
Meat Boy misses with a punch to the body.
Meat Boy lands an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy digs a right hand underneath Bear's ribcage. Bear let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Meat Boy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Meat Boy is struggling to control the position.
Meat Boy effectively controlling the action here.
Meat Boy receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Meat Boy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bear.
A hook to the body from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Bear seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Meat Boy can turn it around.
Meat Boy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bears head.
Meat Boy struggles to land a body shot inside as Bear controls his hands.
Meat Boy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Meat Boy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bear's elbow.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Meat Boy. #T2#
Meat Boy lands a hook that snaps the head of Bear backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meat Boy digs a right hand underneath Bear's ribcage. Bear let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Meat Boy lands a shoulder strike. #ROC2#
Bear is rocked!
Bear takes a shot to the head.
Oh Bear is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#KD2#
Meat Boy drops Bear onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Bear is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Meat Boy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Meat Boy unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Bear! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Meat Boy is unloading with more strikes now! Bear drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
In defeat, Teddy Bear stepped up to the mic, saying 'Tonight wasn't my night, but i'll learn and come back stronger.'.

 

Event: ABW 160 Brahms - Experiment     
Date:   Sep 13, 2018
#R1#
Riverson tries for a takedown but Meat Boy sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Meat Boy thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Riverson if he has to take too many more of those.
Riverson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Riverson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Meat Boy can pounce on him.
Riverson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.#KD2#
Meat Boy lands a big right hand that sends Riverson crashing to the mat! Meat Boy stays standing though and waves Riverson back to his feet!#CUT2#
It looks like John Riverson has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#TD#
Riverson shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Riverson showed some decent athleticism there. #SUB#
Riverson is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Meat Boy felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Riverson is breathing heavily.
Meat Boy is trying is best to control the position here.
Meat Boy wants to improve his position but Riverson is controlling well. #SUB#
Riverson wants to work for an arm triangle but Meat Boy is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt. #T1##SUB#
Riverson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Meat Boy wants to improve his position but Riverson is controlling well. #SUB#
Riverson is trying to work for a kimura but Meat Boy is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Riverson is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Meat Boy defends it well. #SUB#
Riverson is working for a kimura but Meat Boy is defending it quite comfortably. #SUB#
Riverson is looking for a kimura here. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Meat Boy is defending against the submission attempts here by Riverson. #SUB#
Riverson is trying to work for a kimura but Meat Boy is defending well. #SUB#
Riverson is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Meat Boy has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB#
Riverson seems to be working for a kimura but Meat Boy defends the submission attempt.#T3##SUB#
Riverson is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Meat Boy sees it coming and defends easily.
Riverson prevents Meat Boy from improving his position.#SUB#
Riverson is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg. #SUB#
Meat Boy is defending against the submission attempts here by Riverson. #SUB#
Riverson is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Riverson is looking for a kimura but Meat Boy is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Riverson to get the leverage.
Meat Boy tries to roll over but Riverson keeps him under control.#SUB#
Riverson is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Meat Boy is just riding it out for now. Riverson eventually gives up the hold. #SUB#
Meat Boy is defending against the submission attempts here by Riverson.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Riverson is looking for submissions but instead, Meat Boy has regained full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Meat Boy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Riverson's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Riverson shoots in but no luck this time.
Meat Boy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Meat Boy slaps away a takedown attempt from Riverson, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Riverson has his takedown stuffed
and Meat Boy counters with a nice body kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Riverson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Riverson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Meat Boy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Riverson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Meat Boy fakes the body blow, causing Riverson to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Riverson goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
A less than humble Super Meat Boy misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

 

Event: ABW 151 Meat Boy - Smith II     
Date:   Aug 09, 2018
#R1#
Meat Boy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Smith throws out the jab.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Meat Boy, right into the meat.
Meat Boy is looking to chop away at Smith's legs.
The fighters circling - Smith throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
It appears Meat Boy was looking to counter with a kick there.
Smith misses with a jab, cross combination.
Smith swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Meat Boy throws a quick counter kick to the body but Smith avoids it.
Meat Boy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Smith pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Smith misses with a hook to the body
and Meat Boy counters with a stiff right hand. #CUT#
It looks like John Smith has been cut.
Meat Boy looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. #CUT2#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Smith throws a lazy head kick
and Meat Boy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
John Smith seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick from Smith lands but Meat Boy takes it in his stride.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#KD2#
Smith lands a big head kick that sends Meat Boy tumbling to the mat! Smith takes a step backwards and waves Meat Boy back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#
Meat Boy is rocked!
Smith looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Meat Boy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Smith.
Oh Meat Boy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Smith knocks out Meat Boy with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Smith before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Smith picks up the big W with a huge KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). John Smith!
John Smith is the new super heavyweight champion!
After the fight, John Smith was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

 

Event: ABW 144 Smith - Meat Boy     
Date:   Jul 12, 2018
#R1##KD#
Smith lands a big right hand that sends Meat Boy crashing to the mat! Smith stays standing though and waves Meat Boy back to his feet!#CUT#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Smith misses with a jab to the body
and Meat Boy counters with a right hand to the body.
Smith looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Smith rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Meat Boy counters with a low kick, right behind Smith 's knee.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Smith misses with a body shot.
Smith throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Smith throws a left and a right that both miss
and Meat Boy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Meat Boy cracks Smith with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Smith drops his hands for a split second and Meat Boy immediately capitalizes on the opportunity by smashing a powerful hook into Smith face, sending his mouthguard sailing through the air, much to the delight of the crowd. Meat Boy follows up with a right hand that knocks Smith into next week. He's out cold and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy is the new super heavyweight champion!
After the fight, Super Meat Boy was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

 

Event: ABW 135 Arendse - Tektas     
Date:   May 31, 2018
#R1#
Bear avoids the body shot from Meat Boy.
Bear throws a series of strikes that have Meat Boy backpedaling. #CUT#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
The fighters circle momentarily. Meat Boy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bear. That did some damage!
Meat Boy fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bear checks it well.
It looked like Bear was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Meat Boy.
Bear throws a shot from downtown. Meat Boy moves away and avoids it.
A little jabbing left from Meat Boy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Meat Boy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bear connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Meat Boy scrambles back to his feet.
Bear looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bear swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Meat Boy counters with a nice leg kick.
Meat Boy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bear on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meat Boy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Meat Boy lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Bear takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure. #KD2#
Meat Boy cracks Bear with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Meat Boy has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Bear to stand back up!#ROC2#
Bear is rocked!#T1#
and Meat Boy counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Bear! He's just covering up as Meat Boy starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Teddy Bear spoke after the fight, saying 'Tonight wasn't my night, but i'll learn and come back stronger.'.

 

Event: ABW 124 Potter - Bhullar     
Date:   Apr 24, 2018
#R1#
Meat Boy lands the left hand.
Meat Boy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Tobacco.
Meat Boy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tobacco.
Tobacco seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Meat Boy looks to score with a jab to the body but Tobacco is just out of range.
Meat Boy cracks Tobacco with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Nice uppercut there from Tobacco.
Tobacco throws a front kick aimed at Meat Boy's knee but Meat Boy avoids it well.
Tobacco thumps Meat Boy with a low kick.
Tobacco chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Meat Boy can pounce on him.
Meat Boy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Meat Boy walks forward, straight into a front kick from Tobacco.
A bone on bone clash there as Meat Boy blocks the leg kick.
Meat Boy throws a front kick aimed at Tobacco's knee but Tobacco avoids it well.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Some bone on bone action there as Meat Boy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A good leg kick by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy scores with a nice body kick.
Meat Boy walks into a jab.#T1#
Meat Boy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tobacco moves away.
Tobacco throws a leg kick but Meat Boy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Meat Boy feints a counter leg kick.
Tobacco takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Meat Boy tries a head kick but it misses.
Meat Boy checks the leg kick.
Meat Boy tries to land a body kick
and Tobacco counters with a nice kick to the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tobacco checks a leg kick.
Tobacco throws a low kick but it's checked well by Meat Boy.
Tobacco fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Meat Boy checks it well.
Meat Boy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tobacco stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Tobacco throws a solid leg kick but Meat Boy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Tobacco.
Meat Boy lands a jab to Tobacco's midsection.#T2#
Tobacco takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tobacco misses with a straight right.
Tobacco rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Meat Boy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Meat Boy throws a shot to the body.
Tobacco is breathing heavily.
Tobacco thows a leg kick but Meat Boy checks it
and Meat Boy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tobacco swings away with a body shot that misses
and Meat Boy counters with a crisp right that sends Tobacco to the canvas! Meat Boy follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

 

Event: ABW 117 Gonza - Potter     
Date:   Mar 27, 2018
#R1#
Meat Boy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Meat Boy motions for Cadaver to come forward. Meat Boy throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Cadaver wants to slow Meat Boy down by chopping away at his legs.
Cadaver doesn't manage to clinch there - Meat Boy circles away.
Meat Boy lands a body shot.
Cadaver tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Meat Boy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Sloppy strikes from Cadaver. Those never looked like landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cadaver doesn't manage to clinch there - Meat Boy circles away.
Meat Boy throws a body kick that misses.
Meat Boy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.#T1#
Meat Boy avoids the body shot from Cadaver.
Meat Boy throws a body kick despite being completely out of range#CL2#
and Cadaver holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Meat Boy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Meat Boy just leaning against Cadaver, taking a breather.
Meat Boy avoiding damage as Cadaver throws knees to the body.
Meat Boy avoiding damage as Cadaver throws knees to the body.
Cadaver misses with an elbow over the top.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cadaver creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Meat Boy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Meat Boy cracks Cadaver with a nice body shot.
Cadaver looks winded!
Meat Boy lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Meat Boy.
The referee is keeping an eye on Meat Boy - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Cadaver is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Meat Boy cracks Cadaver with a nice body shot.#T2#
Meat Boy displaying some good clinch control by pressing Cadaver up against the cage.
Cadaver misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Meat Boy.
Cadaver using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Meat Boy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Good body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy scores with a nice hook to the head.
Meat Boy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Nice body punch from Meat Boy - that landed with a thud.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short uppercut from Meat Boy.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Meat Boy lands a nice uppercut.
Meat Boy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Meat Boy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Meat Boy is working Cadaver over against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Meat Boy.
Cadaver blocks the elbow strike. #T3#
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Meat Boy takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Meat Boy digs a right hand into Cadaver's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Cadaver's gas tank.
Meat Boy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Meat Boy lands a nice uppercut.
Meat Boy misses with a punch to the body.
Meat Boy scores with a hook to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Meat Boy.
Meat Boy is leaning against Cadaver and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Still in the clinch, Meat Boy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Meat Boy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Meat Boy is leaning against Cadaver and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Meat Boy leaning against his opponent. #BC#
Meat Boy breaks the clinch.
We've been told by Meat Boy's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Meat Boy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.#KD#
Meat Boy drops Cadaver with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Cadaver looks back up at him and smiles so Meat Boy waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #ROC#
Cadaver is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cadaver takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Cadaver is still on wobbly legs! Can Meat Boy finish him?#T4#
Meat Boy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Meat Boy. That's going to slow Cadaver down.
Meat Boy lands a nice looking body shot.
Meat Boy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cadaver's sensitive parts.
Cadaver seems to have recovered his senses.
Meat Boy lands a leg kick that knocks Cadaver off balance momentarily.
You can see that Cadaver has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Cadaver takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Meat Boy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.#KD#
Meat Boy feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Cadaver sprawling to the canvas! Cadaver rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Meat Boy finish him?!
Meat Boy scores with a kick to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cadaver drops his hands momentarily. Meat Boy doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. Cadaver staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. Cadaver doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
A very excited looking Super Meat Boy rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

 

Event: ABW 111 Jones - Suleyman     
Date:   Mar 06, 2018
#R1#
A punch lands to the side of Meat Boy 's head but he takes it in his stride.#CUT#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
It seemed like Meat Boy was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Housasi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Meat Boy moves away.
Meat Boy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Housasi lands a jab to the nose.
Meat Boy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Housasi's sensitive parts.
Meat Boy lands with a nice body kick.
Meat Boy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Meat Boy takes a swing at Housasi's ribcage but misses.
Meat Boy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Housasi misses with a two punch combination.
Meat Boy doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Housasi misses with a double jab
and Meat Boy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
That kick from Meat Boy tenderised Housasi's leg. Housasi is trying to keep his angry face on.
Housasi misses with a lunging right hand
and Meat Boy counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Housasi is breathing heavily.
Meat Boy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Meat Boy scores with a leg kick. #T1#
Meat Boy scores with a hook to the body. Housasi takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Meat Boy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick which misses Housasi's front leg but catches the back leg as Housasi tries to avoid it.
Housasi throws a poor cross that misses
and Meat Boy counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Meat Boy lands a jab to the head.
Housasi stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Meat Boy.
Housasi's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Meat Boy throws a front kick that sends Housasi stumbling back into the cage.
Housasi takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.#KD2#
Meat Boy cracks Housasi with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Meat Boy has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Housasi to stand back up!#ROC2#
Housasi is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Badir Housasi has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meat Boy feints and then cracks Housasi's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Housasi down.
Oh Housasi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That kick from Meat Boy tenderised Housasi's leg. Housasi is trying to keep his angry face on.
Housasi seems to have got his legs back now.
Meat Boy scoring well with a low kick there.
Meat Boy lands a leg kick that knocks Housasi off balance momentarily.
Badir Housasi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Meat Boy flashes Housasi a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Housasi's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Housasi crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Meat Boy punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

 

Event: ABW 105 De Lange - Meat Boy     
Date:   Feb 08, 2018
#R1#
A shot to the liver by Meat Boy. Beautiful body shot.
De Lange bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
De Lange moves out of range as Meat Boy strikes.
Meat Boy tests De Lange's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Meat Boy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Meat Boy misses with a low kick as De Lange jumps back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Meat Boy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent De Lange stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Meat Boy misses with a head kick. #T1#
De Lange on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Meat Boy misses the shot to the body.
Good leg kick by Meat Boy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Meat Boy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A punch lands to the side of De Lange 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Meat Boy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
De Lange tries to counter with a takedown but Meat Boy is quick to defend against it.
Meat Boy fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but De Lange is out of range. #T2#
Meat Boy lands a nice looking body shot.
De Lange on the wrong end of a nice jab.
De Lange takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Meat Boy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Meat Boy scoring well with a low kick there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crunch! Meat Boy slams his shin into De Lange's torso.
Super Meat Boy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Meat Boy scoring well with a low kick there.
Meat Boy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but De Lange was well out of range. Poor timing from Meat Boy.#T3#
De Lange uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Meat Boy.
A low kick from Meat Boy misses #TD#
and De Lange counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
De Lange working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
We've been hearing that De Lange has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.#SUB#
De Lange drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Meat Boy dives on top into guard.#REVB##SUB#
De Lange looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB#
De Lange working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Meat Boy has passed into half guard! #SUB#
De Lange looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
De Lange looking for submissions off his back.#T4##SUB#
De Lange looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Meat Boy stalling.
De Lange tries to roll over but Meat Boy keeps him under control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
De Lange looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
De Lange looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
De Lange is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Meat Boy pulls his head out easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Meat Boy dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
A chopping leg kick lands by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy tried to score with a low kick but De Lange checks it.
De Lange moves out of range as Meat Boy throws a body kick.
De Lange appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Meat Boy has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Meat Boy misses the shot to the body.
De Lange attempts a counter takedown but Meat Boy avoids it well and moves away.
A shot to the liver by Meat Boy. Beautiful body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy thumps De Lange with a low kick.
Meat Boy takes a swing at De Lange's ribcage but misses.
De Lange drops down looking for a counter takedown but Meat Boy sprawls and moves away.#T1#
Meat Boy tries to land a body kick#TD#
and De Lange counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by De Lange.
De Lange working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
De Lange throwing strikes but missing. #SUB#
De Lange is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Meat Boy is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Meat Boy has escaped and now he's on top! #REVB##SUB#
De Lange looking for a guillotine here but Meat Boy defends easily. #SUB#
De Lange is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Meat Boy seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T2##SUB#
De Lange looking for a guillotine here but Meat Boy defends easily. #SUB#
De Lange working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Meat Boy doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Meat Boy manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
De Lange has an active guard here but Meat Boy has managed to pass into half guard.
Meat Boy is taking a breather. De Lange says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#T3#
Meat Boy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#SUB#
De Lange looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
De Lange looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
De Lange is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Meat Boy pulls his head out easily.
Still in half guard, Meat Boy seems content to control.#SUB#
De Lange looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB#
De Lange looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Meat Boy passes to side control.
The referee asks Meat Boy politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Meat Boy prefers to stall for the moment though.
De Lange is trying to get back to half guard.
Nadine De Lange overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Meat Boy controlling the position.
De Lange is looking to reverse the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Meat Boy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R3#
Meat Boy misses with a leg kick #TD#
and De Lange counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Meat Boy pulls De Lange in to control the position. #SUB#
De Lange postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Meat Boy is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of De Lange, into his guard. #REVB#
Meat Boy is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
De Lange has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Meat Boy should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, De Lange has tightened it up now! Meat Boy should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Nadine De Lange!
Nadine De Lange retains his super heavyweight title!
Nadine De Lange tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

 

Event: ABW 95 Jones- Fujiwara     
Date:   Jan 04, 2018
#R1##CL2#
Sung gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC2#
Sung breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sung throws an overhand right that lands on Meat Boy's shoulder, as Meat Boy tries to avoid the shot.
Sung's coach down at Bi-Polar Asylum LV's #1 Public Training Center was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Sung's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Sung misses with a jab to the body
and Meat Boy counters with a stiff right hand. #CUT#
It looks like Sam Sung has been cut.
Meat Boy cracks the inside of Sung's front leg.
Sung checks a leg kick.
Meat Boy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sung at a distance.
Meat Boy thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Sung if he has to take too many more of those.
Meat Boy has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sung finds it's way round the side to connect with Meat Boy's head. #CUT2#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Sung moves in looking to clinch but Meat Boy pushes him off.
Meat Boy lands a leg kick that knocks Sung off balance momentarily.
Meat Boy scoring well with a low kick there. #CL2#
Sung darts in and clinches Meat Boy up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sung is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Sung tries to break the clinch but Meat Boy is controlling the position.
Meat Boy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Meat Boy's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Sung working hard to break the clinch.#T1#
Meat Boy lands a shoulder strike.
Still in the clinch, Meat Boy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Sung has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Meat Boy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sung backwards.
Meat Boy is working Sung over against the cage.
Meat Boy pushes Sung back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sung looks winded!
Meat Boy controlling the action here for a moment.
Meat Boy works on Sung's body with a couple of short punches.
Sung prevents a body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands a right hand.
Meat Boy lands with a right to the head.
Meat Boy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Meat Boy tries to throw a body punch but Sung avoids it by throwing Meat Boy back against the cage.
Meat Boy lands with a light punch inside. #T2#
Meat Boy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meat Boy lands a shoulder strike. #ROC#
Sung is rocked!
Stalling in the clinch from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands with a light punch inside.
Sung is still on wobbly legs! Can Meat Boy finish him?#CUT#
That has opened up Sam Sung's cut even more.
Meat Boy struggles to land a body shot inside as Sung controls his hands.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Sung seems to have recovered his senses.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Meat Boy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sung backwards. #BC2#
Sung breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Meat Boy throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #T3#
Meat Boy throws a body shot but no joy.
Meat Boy lands with a shot to the body.
Sung tries to clinch up
and Meat Boy counters with a nice low kick that buckles Sung's knee momentarily.
Sung takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Meat Boy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sung.
Meat Boy feints and then cracks Sung's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Sung down.
Sung with a hook.
Sung fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sam Sung seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meat Boy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Sung crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Meat Boy - the referee stops the clock and Sung gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Meat Boy. Sung manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.#KD#
Meat Boy cracks Sung with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Meat Boy has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Sung to stand back up!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meat Boy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Meat Boy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.#T4##KD#
Meat Boy sends Sung crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Meat Boy is motioning to the referee to let Sung up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#CUT#
The cut above Sam Sung's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Meat Boy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sung has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Sung walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Meat Boy! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
A less than humble Super Meat Boy misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

 

Event: ABW 85 Douglas - Dovlatov     
Date:   Nov 30, 2017
#R1#
Meat Boy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Meat Boy lands a nice looking body shot.
Hess tries to close the distance and clinch up but Meat Boy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hess bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hess walks forward, straight into a front kick from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick which misses Hess's front leg but catches the back leg as Hess tries to avoid it.
Hess tries to clinch but Meat Boy moves out of range.
Hess has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Meat Boy.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Meat Boy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hess has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hess and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Meat Boy just misses with a punch to the body.
Hess uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands a nice shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy misses with a low kick.
Hess wants to counter the offense by Meat Boy and move into the clinch position.
A bone on bone clash there as Hess blocks the leg kick.
Meat Boy lands with a thumping leg kick.
Hess wants to clinch
and Meat Boy counters with a nice body kick.
Hess looks winded!#T1#
Meat Boy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Meat Boy misses with a kick to the body.
A nice side step and Hess releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Meat Boy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Meat Boy throws the kick towards the body but Hess avoids it.
Meat Boy misses with a leg kick
and Hess cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Meat Boy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Meat Boy throws a lazy right hand but Hess sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick
and Hess connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hess uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy misses with a body shot.
Meat Boy cracks the inside of Hess's front leg.
Meat Boy misses the shot to the body.
Hess is looking to clinch but Meat Boy is avoiding it.
Meat Boy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
We've been told by Meat Boy's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Hess fails in his attempt to clinch.
Meat Boy finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt. #T2#
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Meat Boy. #CL2#
Hess moves into range and clinches up with Meat Boy.
Meat Boy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Meat Boy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meat Boy stalls.
Meat Boy tries to work over Hess's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Meat Boy.
Hess misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hess throws a head punch that misses.
Hess tries to work over Meat Boy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hess has a couple of punches blocked by Meat Boy.
Hess doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Meat Boy.
Meat Boy misses with some punches.
Hess misses with a hook to the ribs. #T3#
Meat Boy can't find room to land a body shot as Hess controls the action. #TD#
Meat Boy pulls guard successfully.
Meat Boy pulls Hess in close to his closed guard and prevents Hess from doing any damage or advancing position.
Meat Boy manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Hess manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Meat Boy controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Meat Boy passes into half guard.
Hess taking some punishment here, with Meat Boy in his half guard.
Meat Boy is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Hess! #T4#
Meat Boy looking to control and managing it successfully.
Hess in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Meat Boy content just to control the position here. #SUB#
Meat Boy looking to isolate an arm here. Hess doesn't see it coming and as Meat Boy extends the arm, he's forced to tap out! Nice submission by Meat Boy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Super Meat Boy!
A less than humble Super Meat Boy misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

 

Event: ABW 75 Diamond Edition     
Date:   Oct 26, 2017
#R1#
Athanas lands a leg kick that knocks Meat Boy off balance momentarily.
Athanas looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Meat Boy looks to throw a body kick
and Meat Boy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy looks to throw a body kick
and Athanas counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice shot by Athanas.#CUT#
That has opened up Super Meat Boy's cut even more.
Athanas comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Meat Boy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Meat Boy misses with a body shot.
Athanas uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Meat Boy.
Athanas lands a nice hook to Meat Boy's body. Meat Boy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Meat Boy checks the leg kick.
Meat Boy follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Athanas tried to score with a low kick but Meat Boy checks it.
Athanas has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Meat Boy.
Athanas moves out of range of the body kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Athanas thuds a left hand into Meat Boy's body.
Meat Boy looks winded!
Meat Boy takes one on the button.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Athanas.
Athanas throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Meat Boy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.#T1#
Meat Boy blocks a low kick nicely.
Meat Boy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Athanas is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Good leg kick by Athanas there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Athanas dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Meat Boy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there. #CUT#
The cut above Super Meat Boy's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Meat Boy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Athanas can pounce on him.
Meat Boy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Athanas throws an overhand right that drops Meat Boy like a sack of potatoes! Athanas dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ajax Athanas!
Ajax Athanas retains his super heavyweight title!
Ajax Athanas seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: ABW 66 Athanas - Skrarski     
Date:   Sep 26, 2017
#R1#
Riverson scores with a head kick. #CUT2#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
John Riverson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Riverson needs to keep his hands up - Meat Boy had a free shot at his head there.
Riverson throws a sloppy head kick
and Meat Boy makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Meat Boy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Riverson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Riverson lands a high kick!
Meat Boy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Riverson throws a head kick that misses
and Meat Boy counters with a body kick that stops Riverson in his tracks momentarily.
Riverson looks winded!
Nice body kick there by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A punch lands to the side of Riverson 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Riverson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. #KD#
Meat Boy cracks Riverson with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Riverson looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Meat Boy finish him? #ROC#
Riverson is rocked!
Riverson glances at the clock... BAM! Meat Boy nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Riverson crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Riverson is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

Event: ABW 56 Vasara - Swift Jr     
Date:   Aug 24, 2017
#R1#
Williams wants to land a leg kick but Meat Boy is out of range.
Meat Boy throws a push kick but Williams slaps the foot to one side.
Williams throws a right and a left that Meat Boy avoids nicely.
A combination from Williams does no damage.
Meat Boy only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Williams on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy is looking to slow Williams down with leg kicks.
Meat Boy dodges the punch combination from Williams.
No joy there for Williams, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Williams definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Williams tries to bum rush Meat Boy with a series of wild strikes but Meat Boy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Meat Boy was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Williams lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Meat Boy circles away quickly and effectively.
Meat Boy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Williams's sensitive parts.
Meat Boy looks to score with a jab to the body but Williams is just out of range.
As Meat Boy looks to move away, Williams throws a big counter combo but Meat Boy just gets out of the way.
Nice body punch from Meat Boy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Williams avoids the body shot from Meat Boy.
Jared Williams seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Williams lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Meat Boy circles away quickly and effectively.
Meat Boy steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Meat Boy tries to land a front kick but Williams steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Meat Boy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Meat Boy lands a slapping body shot.
Meat Boy cracks the inside of Williams's front leg.
Williams misses with a double jab.
Williams stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Meat Boy.
Williams throws a series of punches but Meat Boy avoids them all with ease.
Williams has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Meat Boy.
Williams misses with the combination.
Williams is breathing heavily.
Williams misses with a combination
and Meat Boy counters with a nice body kick.
Williams walks into a stiff left hand from Meat Boy.#CUT2#
It looks like Jared Williams has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meat Boy delivers a nice body kick.#T2#
Williams shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Meat Boy digs a good body shot into Williams's ribs.
Williams has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Meat Boy scores with a jab to the head.
Meat Boy works the jab nicely.
Williams on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Meat Boy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Williams takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Meat Boy lands a nice looking kick to the body. Williams takes a step back to recover.
Nice body punch from Meat Boy.
Williams takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Meat Boy throws a nice outside leg kick. #T3#
Williams throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Meat Boy throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. #KD2#
Oooooh!!! Meat Boy has knocked Williams down with a huge combo! Meat Boy steps away and waves a wobbly Williams back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! Meat Boy has cracked Williams with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! Meat Boy lands another huge swinging hook and Williams tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save Williams, before Meat Boy can land any more shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

 

Event: Angry Birds War 49     
Date:   Aug 01, 2017
#R1#
Nice body kick from Meat Boy.
Bison swings widly with a right hand
and Meat Boy counters with a nice leg kick.
Bison misses with a double jab
and Meat Boy counters with a nice body kick.
Bison is breathing heavily.
Bison misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Meat Boy lands with a hook. Bison tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. #CUT2#
It looks like Mick Bison has been cut.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Meat Boy.
Sloppy strikes from Bison. Those never looked like landing.
Bison tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bison misses with a left hand
and Meat Boy counters with an inside leg kick.
Meat Boy connects with a leg kick. Bison looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A good leg kick by Meat Boy.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Meat Boy slips a jab and a cross from Bison.
Meat Boy scores with a kick to the body.
Meat Boy works Bison's body with a nice hook.
Meat Boy lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bison takes a step back to recover.
Meat Boy jabs Bison to the body, keeping him at a distance.#T1#
A decent looking body kick lands there for Meat Boy.
Bison takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Good leg kick by Meat Boy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Meat Boy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Meat Boy jabs at Bison's body.
Meat Boy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bison's sensitive parts.
Meat Boy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bison is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Meat Boy lands a nice looking body shot. #KD2#
Meat Boy cracks Bison with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Meat Boy has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Bison to stand back up!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Meat Boy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Crunch! Meat Boy slams his shin into Bison's torso.
A slapping leg kick lands for Meat Boy.
Bison takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bison throws a poor cross that misses
and Meat Boy counters with a straight right hand.
Bison drops his hands momentarily and Meat Boy needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Bison just on the top of the head. Bison drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Bison - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: ABW 41 Jones - Mcgruff     
Date:   Jul 06, 2017
#R1#
No luck for Pazdowski with that takedown attempt.
Meat Boy throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Meat Boy lets loose with a powerful body kick. Pazdowski will feel that in the morning.
Meat Boy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pazdowski is breathing heavily.
Nice body kick there by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a front kick that sends Pazdowski stumbling back into the cage.
Meat Boy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Pazdowski takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Meat Boy lands with a good body shot.
Meat Boy is looking to slow Pazdowski down with leg kicks.
Meat Boy has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Pazdowski is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Pazdowski shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pazdowski has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Meat Boy.
An inside leg kick lands from Meat Boy.
Pazdowski on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Meat Boy. Meat Boy obviously looking to wear him down.
Meat Boy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Meat Boy lands with a hook. Pazdowski tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. #CUT2#
It looks like Mariusz Pazdowski has been cut.#T1#
Nice uppercut lands for Meat Boy. That snapped Pazdowski's head back.
Pazdowski on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Meat Boy lands a slapping body shot.
Pazdowski takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Meat Boy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Pazdowski shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Meat Boy counters with a straight right hand.
Meat Boy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Pazdowski's hands.
Meat Boy should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Meat Boy explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Pazdowski is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Pazdowski crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Meat Boy - the referee stops the clock and Pazdowski gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Meat Boy. Pazdowski manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Meat Boy scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Meat Boy lands a nice looking body kick.
Meat Boy scores with a hook to the body. Pazdowski takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Meat Boy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Meat Boy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pazdowski at a distance.
Nice jab there from Meat Boy. #T2#
Meat Boy scores with a shot to the body.
Pazdowski will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Pazdowski takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Meat Boy thuds a left hand into Pazdowski's body.
Meat Boy connects with a body shot that sends Pazdowski's belly button to the back.
Meat Boy fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Pazdowski on the side of the head.
Pazdowski on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Meat Boy. Meat Boy obviously looking to wear him down.
Both fighters circling a little - Meat Boy finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Meat Boy.
Pazdowski takes one on the chin but keeps coming. #ROC2#
Pazdowski is rocked!
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Meat Boy has eaten all the pies!
That kick from Meat Boy tenderised Pazdowski's leg. Pazdowski is trying to keep his angry face on.
Pazdowski takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Meat Boy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pazdowski. That did some damage!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Meat Boy.
Pazdowski takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Meat Boy jabs at Pazdowski's body.
Meat Boy jabs Pazdowski to the body, keeping him at a distance.#T3#
Meat Boy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pazdowski looks up at the clock. Bad move! Meat Boy lands a right hand from hell, dropping Pazdowski. Meat Boy pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   May 15, 2017
#R1#
Stackhouse misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Meat Boy tries to score with a low kick but Stackhouse moves his leg out of the way.
Meat Boy throws a shot to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Meat Boy, right into the meat.
Meat Boy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick
and Meat Boy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT2#
It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Meat Boy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Stackhouse counters with a huge uppercut, hook combination that drops Meat Boy! The ref has seen enough - he's dived in to stop the fight! Brutal strikes by Stackhouse!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Holly Stackhouse!
Holly Stackhouse took some time post fight to say the following; 'FEED. ME. A. LARGER. AMOUNT.'.

 

 
 
 
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