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Event: CACC 201: Brown vs Anatta II     
Date:   May 23, 2021





180 cm
35 yrs
220 lbs



190 cm
42 yrs
215 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the light heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 16 wins and 18 losses; Pacer Dalton! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 2 losses; Thoreaux Askiken!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Franklyn Lucas and Alyssa Summers.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Dalton shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Askiken sprawls well. Askiken wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Dalton gets slowly back to his feet.
Askiken is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Askiken leaves Dalton with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Askiken changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Dalton closes this distance looking for a takedown but Askiken circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pacer Dalton. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dalton shoots in and drives through. Askiken sprawls well.
Dalton is trying hard to land a takedown here. Askiken sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Dalton tries for a takedown but Askiken sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dalton throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Askiken's waist but Askiken gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Dalton off to one side.
Askiken with the counter takedown but Dalton avoids it easily.#TD#
Dalton shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Dalton (2) vs (0) Askiken#SUB2#
Askiken is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dalton pulls his head out easily.
Askiken tries to roll over but Dalton keeps him under control.#T1#
Askiken has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dalton is working away from the top position though.
Askiken is looking for a sweep. Dalton is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Askiken won't allow Dalton to pass to mount.
Dalton trying to control the action but Askiken is working from the bottom.
Askiken tries to get to full guard but Dalton has control of the leg.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Askiken keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Askiken trying to control but Dalton postures up.
Dalton keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Dalton trying to mount his opponent but Askiken defends it. #T2#
Dalton seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Dalton wants to pass the guard but Askiken is defending well.
Askiken wants to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Askiken looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Askiken is looking to improve his position.
Dalton not doing much here.
Dalton uses his free foot to push down on Askiken's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Askiken.
Score +3 for passing guard: Dalton (5) vs (0) Askiken
Askiken is looking to get to half guard.
Askiken is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Askiken is squirming around, avoiding Dalton's attempts to control the action. #T3#
Askiken tries to lock up and control but Dalton gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Dalton takes Askiken's back.
Score +3 for taking back: Dalton (8) vs (0) Askiken
Askiken tries to escape but Dalton has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Askiken trying to control but not successfully.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Dalton trying to control momentarily.
Dalton is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
Dalton tries to get the hooks in deep but Askiken pushed the leg off.
We've been informed that Askiken has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Askiken trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble. #SUB#
Dalton looking for the RNC.
Dalton has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Askiken's body.
Dalton controlling well, preventing Askiken from escaping the position. #T4#
Dalton avoiding Askiken 's attempts to control his hands.
Dalton looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Dalton struggling to keep hold of the position.
Dalton doesn't have the hooks in and Askiken manages to turn into his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Dalton (8) vs (2) Askiken
Dalton controls Askiken momentarily but Askiken frees himself.
Dalton pulls Askiken in close to prevent any damage.
Dalton continues to stall.
Askiken trying to control the position from guard on top but Dalton is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Askiken stopping the sweep attempt from Dalton.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Askiken pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dalton is keeping the position for now.
Askiken trying to control but Dalton is working from the bottom. #T5#
Dalton trying to control the position.
Askiken trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Askiken advances to half guard.
Dalton wants to improve his position but Askiken is controlling well.
Dalton is staying active underneath Askiken, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Dalton is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #SUB2#
Askiken is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Dalton has managed to free his arm - good work.
Askiken wants to control but Dalton is keeping him busy. #SUB2#
Askiken is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Dalton trying to control but Askiken postures up.
Dalton gets full guard.#T6#
Askiken trying to control but Dalton is working from the bottom.
Dalton is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Dalton is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Dalton (10) vs (2) Askiken
Dalton sitting in guard here, content to control.
Askiken is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SUB2#
Dalton got a little sloppy there for a moment and Askiken has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Dalton has managed to get both his arms back between Askiken's legs - danger averted.
Askiken trying to control the position.
Dalton preventing the sweep. #SUB2#
Dalton got a little sloppy there for a moment and Askiken has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Dalton has managed to get both his arms back between Askiken's legs - danger averted.
Dalton not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Askiken trying to control the position. #T7#
Dalton sitting in guard here, content to control.
Askiken controls Dalton momentarily but Dalton frees himself.
Dalton controlling from the top position.
Dalton wants to control from the top but Askiken keeps moving.
Dalton looking to pass the guard.
Askiken working a defensive guard here.
Dalton has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Dalton trying to control but Askiken is working from the bottom.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Askiken is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Dalton (10) vs (4) Askiken
Askiken trying to control but Dalton is working from the bottom. #T8#
Dalton seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Dalton is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Askiken slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Dalton is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Dalton trying to control the position here.
Dalton bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Askiken's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Dalton (12) vs (4) Askiken
Askiken looking to hit a scissor sweep but Dalton is one step ahead there.
Dalton trying to control the position from guard on top but Askiken is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Askiken is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T9#
Dalton trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB2#
Askiken has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Dalton can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB2#
Askiken is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Askiken working a defensive guard here.
Dalton is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Dalton looking to pass the guard.
Dalton wants to control from the top but Askiken keeps moving.
Dalton is pushing down on Askiken's leg trying to pass to half guard. Askiken is fighting to maintain full guard but Dalton has managed to sneak the leg through.
Dalton is trying to control the action in half guard but Askiken is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Dalton passes the guard and advances to mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Dalton (15) vs (4) Askiken
Askiken is wriggling around trying to escape. #T10#
Dalton looking to control but Askiken is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Askiken tries to hold on but Dalton postures up.
Askiken keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Askiken wants to control but Dalton is having none of it.
Dalton controlling from the full mount.
Askiken is looking to get to half guard.
Dalton takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Dalton trying to control but Askiken is having none of it. #T11#
Dalton pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
Askiken slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Askiken wants to control but Dalton is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Dalton wants to lay and pray for a moment but Askiken keeps working.
Askiken wants to improve his position but Dalton is controlling well.
Askiken makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Askiken.
Dalton wants to pass the guard but Askiken is keeping the position.
Dalton is fighting to break Askiken's control of his arms but Askiken is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Dalton trying to control but Askiken is working from the bottom.
Dalton showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #T12#
Askiken is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Dalton seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #SUB2#
Askiken is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dalton defends well.
Dalton trying to control the position from guard on top but Askiken is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dalton trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Dalton stays in close to Askiken's body and controls the position.
Askiken wants to sweep here but Dalton controlling him for the moment. #SUB2#
Askiken is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Dalton is aware though and is defending well.
Dalton stays in close to Askiken's body and controls the position. #T13#
Dalton won't allow Askiken to sweep him here.
Askiken is trying to control the position but Dalton postures up.
Dalton trying to control but Askiken is working from the bottom.
Askiken not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Dalton stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Askiken swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Askiken is trying to keep Dalton in close.
Dalton seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Dalton tries to free his leg and advance position but Askiken is retaining full guard.
Dalton works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Dalton performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Dalton is keen to just control but Askiken is a slippery customer.#T14#
Askiken is trying to maintain the position but Dalton is very close to passing his half guard.
Dalton frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Score +3 for passing guard: Dalton (18) vs (4) Askiken
Dalton trying to control but Askiken is having none of it.
Dalton controlling the pace for now.
Dalton trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Askiken is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dalton takes the fight on points by 18 to 4.
During a confident post fight interview, Pacer Dalton thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: CACC 193: Steel vs Arias     
Date:   Apr 25, 2021





190 cm
41 yrs
215 lbs



185 cm
23 yrs
220 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the light heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 1 losses; Thoreaux Askiken! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 15 wins and 7 losses; Tom Tomson!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.


Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?#CL2#
Tomson clinches.
Tomson has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Askiken after a bit of a struggle. #TD#
Askiken drags the fight down to the ground.
Askiken wants to sweep but no luck. #SUB#
Askiken looking for a guillotine here but Tomson defends easily.
Tomson wants to pass the guard but Askiken is keeping the position.
Tomson is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Askiken is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Askiken working a defensive guard here. #T1#
Askiken wants to sweep but no luck. #SUB#
Askiken looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB#
Askiken is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Askiken is pulling down on Tomson's head to control his posture.
Tomson stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Askiken swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Askiken definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#T2#
Tomson stopping the sweep attempt from Askiken.
Askiken controlling Tomson's posture.
Tomson showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Tomson is fighting to break Askiken's control of his arms but Askiken is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Tomson has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at MMA LA . Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Tomson trying to control but Askiken is working from the bottom.
Askiken is trying to control the position but Tomson postures up.
Askiken is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Tomson is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.#T3##SUB#
Askiken is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Tomson is aware though and is defending well.
Tomson trying to control the position from guard on top but Askiken is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Askiken is trying to control the position but Tomson postures up.
Askiken keeping moving, preventing Tomson from controlling successfully.
Askiken wants to sweep here but Tomson controlling him for the moment.
Askiken not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Askiken is trying to hold Tomson in close to prevent damage but Tomson has managed to pass into half guard.
Tomson is thwarting Askiken's attempts to control the position.
Askiken is looking to improve his position. #T4#
Askiken is pressing down on Tomson's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Askiken is trying to hold Tomson in close to prevent damage but Tomson has managed to pass into half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Tomson in particular looking to stall.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Askiken has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Tomson is working away from the top position though.
Askiken wants to sweep but Tomson has passed to side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Askiken (0) vs (3) Tomson
Askiken manages to work his way to half guard, despite Tomson's best efforts.
Askiken is trying to control but can't. #T5#
Askiken slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Askiken looking to control. #SUB#
Askiken looking for a guillotine here but Tomson defends easily.
Askiken controlling Tomson's posture.
Askiken is trying to control the position from the bottom. #T6#
Askiken is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Askiken (2) vs (3) Tomson#SUB#
Askiken is working for a kimura but Tomson is defending it quite comfortably.
Askiken is keen to just control but Tomson is a slippery customer.#T7#
Askiken trying to mount his opponent but Tomson defends it.
Askiken wants to take a breather but Tomson is having none of it. #SUB#
Askiken is working for a submission of some sort.
Askiken looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Tomson slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Askiken stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Tomson swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T8#
Askiken passes Tomson's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Askiken is stalling here. Tomson is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Askiken seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Tomson has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Askiken (2) vs (7) Tomson
Askiken struggling a bit here.
Askiken manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Askiken (4) vs (7) Tomson
Askiken is looking to take a break and control but Tomson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T9##SUB#
Askiken is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Tomson doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Askiken. #SUB#
Askiken wants to work for an arm triangle but Tomson is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Askiken tries to pass the half guard into mount. Tomson knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Askiken wants to take a breather but Tomson is having none of it.
Askiken is stalling here. Tomson is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Askiken seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Tomson has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Askiken (4) vs (11) Tomson
Askiken is trying to work for a sweep but Tomson has mounted him!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Askiken (4) vs (13) Tomson
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.#T10#
Askiken is working to get back to half guard.
Askiken is working hard here to advance position.
Tomson wants to take Askiken's back but he can't do it this time.
Tomson is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Askiken can't escape the position.
Askiken tries to improve his position but instead Tomson has taken his back!
Score +3 for taking back: Askiken (4) vs (16) Tomson
Askiken manages to reverse the position and now he's in Tomson's guard. Nice work there by Askiken.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Askiken (6) vs (16) Tomson#T11#
Tomson can't keep his opponent in guard - Askiken advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Askiken wants to pass the guard but Tomson is defending well.
Tomson trying to control here.
Askiken trying to control the action but Tomson is working from the bottom.
Askiken looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Askiken is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Tomson!
Score +3 for passing guard: Askiken (9) vs (16) Tomson#T12#
Askiken fails to advance to Tomson's back.
Tomson tries to hold on but Askiken postures up.
Tomson prevents Askiken from taking his back.#SUB#
Askiken moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Tomson has worked his arm free - good work by Tomson!
Askiken has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Tomson!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Askiken (11) vs (16) Tomson
Tomson working to try and regain half guard. #T13#
Askiken takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Tomson is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Askiken wants to control the pace but Tomson is squirming around nicely. #T14#
Tomson tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Askiken trying to control but Tomson is having none of it. #SUB#
Askiken swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Tomson is now in Askiken's guard. A big mistake from Askiken there, giving up the dominant position!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Askiken (11) vs (18) Tomson
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Askiken looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Tomson slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tomson wins on points by 18 to 11.
After winning the bout, Tom Tomson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jan 21, 2021
#R1##CL#
Teebs closes the distance and clinches.
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Teebs working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Teebs lands with a right to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for AssKicken.
AssKicken takes a shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Teebs.
AssKicken lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Teebs backwards.
Teebs presses AssKicken against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Teebs working aggressively here.
Teebs swings wildly with an uppercut but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it.
AssKicken misses with a punch on the inside.
AssKicken working aggressively here.
Teebs tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Teebs lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
AssKicken fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
AssKicken has a couple of punches blocked by Teebs.
Teebs misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Teebs.
A short right hand to the side of the head by AssKicken.
Teebs working aggressively here.
Still in the clinch, Teebs scores with a nice short uppercut.
Teebs has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Teebs works on AssKicken's body with a couple of short punches.#T1#
Teebs working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Teebs.
Teebs fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Teebs has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Teebs.
AssKicken throws a head punch that misses.
AssKicken has a couple of punches blocked by Teebs.
AssKicken blocks a body shot from Teebs.
Teebs blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
AssKicken lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Teebs misses with some punches.
Teebs blocking some punches.
AssKicken misses with the head strike.
AssKicken misses with a short punch on the inside. #TD2#
AssKicken ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. AssKicken no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.#SU#
AssKicken is working an open guard so Teebs takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
AssKicken cracks Teebs with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.#CL#
Teebs clinches up against the cage.
Teebs lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
AssKicken scores with a shoulder strike.
AssKicken fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
AssKicken lands with a right to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Teebs. #T2##BC2#
AssKicken breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
AssKicken darts in looking for a takedown but Teebs gets double underhooks and turns AssKicken into the cage.
Teebs swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#CL#
Teebs has closed the distance and engaged AssKicken in a clinch.
Teebs misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Teebs fails to land.
Teebs blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Teebs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A left hand lands to the body for AssKicken.
Teebs lands with a right to the head.
Teebs working aggressively here.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Teebs.
Teebs blocks an uppercut.
Teebs blocks a punch to the side of the head.
AssKicken blocking some punches.
Teebs lands a left hand that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards.
Teebs tries a body shot but AssKicken blocks it.
A short right from AssKicken.
AssKicken misses with the head strike.
AssKicken tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
AssKicken is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Teebs swings wildly with an uppercut but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it. #T3#
Teebs misses with a hook from the clinch.
AssKicken tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Teebs's elbow.
Teebs fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Teebs.
Teebs misses with a hook from the clinch.
AssKicken misses with a short punch on the inside.
AssKicken lands an uppercut.
AssKicken lands with a right to the head.
AssKicken blocks an uppercut.
Teebs tries to throw a body punch but AssKicken avoids it by throwing Teebs back against the cage.
Teebs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
AssKicken lands a hook to the side of the head.
Teebs working aggressively here.
Teebs misses with a punch on the inside.
Teebs lands a shoulder strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by AssKicken.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#TD2#
AssKicken manages to pull guard.
AssKicken not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #T4#
AssKicken tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Teebs wants to stand but AssKicken is controlling his posture from full guard.
AssKicken bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Teebs's guard. #REVB#
Teebs wants to stand up but AssKicken is controlling him.
Teebs keeping moving, preventing AssKicken from controlling successfully.
Teebs is looking to stand up but AssKicken isn't so interested in that idea.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
AssKicken throwing strikes but missing.
AssKicken looking to sit in guard and control but Teebs gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bo Teebs will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Teebs is looking to clinch but AssKicken is avoiding it.
AssKicken swats away the attempt to clinch by Teebs.
Teebs swings widly with a right hand
and AssKicken counters with a stiff right hand.
Teebs moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Teebs with a hook.
Teebs tries to clinch up but AssKicken circles away and keeps his distance.
AssKicken lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
AssKicken uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Teebs.
Teebs lands with a cross. #CL#
Teebs takes the fight into the clinch.
AssKicken throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Teebs.
AssKicken misses with some punches.
Teebs throws a head punch that misses.
AssKicken lands an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T1#
AssKicken misses with a punch on the inside.
Teebs lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Teebs blocking some punches. #BC2#
AssKicken breaks from the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Teebs looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A jab lands there for Teebs.#ROC#AssKicken is rocked!#CL#
Teebs has managed to clinch.
AssKicken is still on wobbly legs! Can Teebs finish him?
AssKicken misses with a hook from the clinch.
Teebs lands with a right to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for AssKicken.
Teebs creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends AssKicken's eyes rolling into the back of his head! AssKicken drops to his knees and Teebs pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bo Teebs!
Bo Teebs managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Fenrir Fightgear - Anno 2013, into his post fight interview.

 

Event: Ezekiel 25:17     
Date:   Nov 14, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#TD2#
AssKicken shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Lee's guard.#ES#
Lee is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. AssKicken presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
AssKicken trying to stall but Lee improves his position.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.
Lee blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Lee - that landed with a thud.
AssKicken lands with a light punch inside.
AssKicken lands a shoulder strike.
AssKicken makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
AssKicken working hard to break the clinch.
Lee tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.
Lee misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lee misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lee misses with a punch to the body.
Lee lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lee misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lee scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lee stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for AssKicken.
Lee working aggressively here.
Lee tried to land a shot to the body but connects with AssKicken's elbow.
AssKicken has a couple of punches blocked by Lee. #T1#
Lee scores with a shot to the side of AssKicken's head.
AssKicken tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lee.
Lee swings wildly with an uppercut but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it.
AssKicken lands a right hand that snaps the head of Lee backwards.
Lee lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short uppercut from AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Lee.
AssKicken is trying to maintain a safe position but Lee gets an underhook and turns AssKicken into the cage.#TD2#
AssKicken gets control of Lee's arms and successfully pulls guard. AssKicken will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
AssKicken looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Lee wanted to stand there but AssKicken had control of the position.
Lee trying to control the position from guard on top but AssKicken is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lee would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #T2#
Lee trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Lee slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
AssKicken is trying to control the position from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Lee thuds his shin into the meat of AssKicken's side.#CL#
Lee has taken the fight to the clinch. #T3#
Lee lands a shoulder strike.
Good body shot from AssKicken.
Lee lands an uppercut.
Lee makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
AssKicken throws a head punch that misses.
A hook to the body from Lee.
Lee lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lee lands with a short shot to the head.
Lee tries to work over AssKicken's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lee blocks an uppercut.
Lee tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lee lands with a light punch inside.
AssKicken can't find room to land a body shot as Lee controls the action.
AssKicken has a couple of punches blocked by Lee.
Lee misses with some punches.
Lee lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
AssKicken swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lee lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lee works on AssKicken's body with a couple of short punches.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Lee controls his hands.
AssKicken misses with a punch on the inside. #T4#
Lee misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lee digs a right hand underneath AssKicken's ribcage. AssKicken let out a lung full of air as it connected.
AssKicken looks winded!
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.
Lee tries a body shot but AssKicken blocks it.
Lee misses with a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for Lee.
Lee lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down AssKicken.
Lee lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Lee.
Lee lands a nice uppercut.
AssKicken throws a head punch that misses.
Lee struggles to land a body shot inside as AssKicken controls his hands.
Lee lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Lee lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lee working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Lee misses with a body punch.
Lee swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lee pushes AssKicken back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lee lands a left hand that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards. #ROC#AssKicken is rocked!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lee lands a nice shot to the body.
AssKicken is still on wobbly legs! Can Lee finish him?
Lee lands a left hand that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards.
Lee digs a right hand underneath AssKicken's ribcage. AssKicken let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Lee cracks AssKicken with a nice body shot.
Lee creates a bit of space for himself and rocks AssKicken with a big uppercut! AssKicken tries to clinch up but Lee pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples AssKicken to the mat! AssKicken covers up and Lee unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Boo Lee!
After winning the bout, Boo Lee thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: Cup of tea?     
Date:   Oct 17, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#TD#
AssKicken scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Kong is refusing to be controlled, as AssKicken sits in half guard.
AssKicken takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.#SUB2#
Kong looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Ground and pound from AssKicken.
AssKicken wants to control but Kong is keeping him busy.
Kong is looking for a sweep. AssKicken is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
AssKicken is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
AssKicken trying to control the action but Kong is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kong is pressing down on AssKicken's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Kong keeping moving, preventing AssKicken from controlling successfully. #T1#
Kong tries to land a sweep but no joy.
AssKicken trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
AssKicken throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
AssKicken trying to control but Kong is working from the bottom.
Kong trying to control the position.
AssKicken won't allow Kong to sweep him here.
AssKicken landing some decent shots from guard.
AssKicken trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
AssKicken throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Kong works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
AssKicken has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
AssKicken trying to control the position from guard on top but Kong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Kong is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
AssKicken postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Kong looking to hit a scissor sweep but AssKicken is one step ahead there.
Kong keeps trying to improve his position.
AssKicken wants to control from the top but Kong keeps moving.
AssKicken is really struggling to control Kong but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Kong controls AssKicken momentarily but AssKicken frees himself. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Kong takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.#T3#
A nice leg kick from AssKicken, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kong ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
AssKicken uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A jab from AssKicken misses.
Kong throws out a leg kick but AssKicken moves out of range and Kong only half commits.
AssKicken avoids the body shot from Kong.
Kong with a hook.
Kong lands a jab.
Kong swings away with a leg kick that misses.
AssKicken was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
AssKicken swings widly with a right hand
and Kong counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
AssKicken misses with a hook.#T4#
AssKicken swings for the body but Kong moves out of range.
AssKicken looks to throw the jab but Kong is out of range.
As AssKicken backs off Kong throws a huge counter combo but AssKicken manages to avoid it all.
AssKicken finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Kong loads up on a big right hand but AssKicken slips the punch.
AssKicken tried to score with a low kick but Kong checks it.
Thoreaux AssKicken seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Some bone on bone action there as AssKicken checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
AssKicken swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
AssKicken lands a nice looking body shot.
Kong lands a nice looking kick to the body. AssKicken takes a step back to recover.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
AssKicken scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kong in his tracks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
AssKicken has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Kong finds it's way round the side to connect with AssKicken's head.
AssKicken connects with a nice looking jab.
Kong connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between AssKicken's hands.
Kong swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kong takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kong throws a nice outside leg kick.
Kong throws a front kick that sends AssKicken stumbling back into the cage.
Kong rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but AssKicken moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kong steps to the side to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
Kong throws a low kick but it's checked well by AssKicken.
Kong bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kong explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.#T1#
AssKicken shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Kong pinned against the cage. Kong gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Kong wants to counter the offense by AssKicken and move into the clinch position.
Kong uses good head movement to avoid the hook from AssKicken.
Kong throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Kong connects with an inside leg kick.
AssKicken listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.#KD2#
Oooooh!!! Kong has knocked AssKicken down with a huge combo! Kong steps away and waves a wobbly AssKicken back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC2#AssKicken is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
AssKicken leaves his chin hanging out and Kong seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! AssKicken crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Xafan Kong!
After the fight, Xafan Kong was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

 

Event: Luke I'm your father     
Date:   Sep 19, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Reilly misses with a body shot.
Reilly drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#CUT#It looks like Iain Reilly has been cut.
AssKicken bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
AssKicken appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reilly. #TD#
AssKicken gets the takedown into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Reilly is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
A lull in the action here as AssKicken stalls from top position.
AssKicken is working Reilly over with some ground and pound from side control.
AssKicken tries to move to mount but Reilly blocks the move with his legs.
AssKicken creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Reilly sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
AssKicken remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while. #T1#
AssKicken wants to lay and pray for a moment but Reilly keeps working.
Reilly is looking for a sweep.
Reilly keeps trying to improve his position.
We've been hearing good reports from AssKicken's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Reilly manages to work his way to half guard, despite AssKicken's best efforts.
AssKicken is keen to just control but Reilly is a slippery customer.
Reilly pushes AssKicken off looking to stand but AssKicken dives back in and keeps control.
AssKicken works his foot free and advances to mount.
Reilly is bucking up trying to escape but AssKicken cracks him with another couple of good strikes.#T2#
AssKicken tries to control but Reilly wriggling away.
AssKicken lands a big elbow.
AssKicken cracks Reilly with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena. #ROC#Reilly is rocked!
AssKicken postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Reilly in real trouble here! The ref calls for Reilly to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thoreaux AssKicken!
During a confident post fight interview, Thoreaux AssKicken thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: Talking to me?!     
Date:   Aug 29, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
AssKicken jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent. #CUT#It looks like James Gregor has been cut.
AssKicken connects with a jab.
Gregor misses with a series of wild punches.
AssKicken dives in for a single leg takedown but Gregor sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the ropes.
AssKicken has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
AssKicken scores with a jab to the jaw.
Nice uppercut there from Gregor.
AssKicken pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gregor misses with the combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
AssKicken jabs Gregor right on the nose. Gregor blinks but takes it well.
AssKicken is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.#T1#
AssKicken misses with a looping left.
Gregor throws a hook but AssKicken blocks it.
We've been informed that Gregor has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Gregor misses with a shot to the body
and AssKicken counters with a three punch combo that has Gregor backing up. Gregor nods at AssKicken to acknowledge the strikes.
Gregor looks to land a left hand but AssKicken moved out of range nicely.
Thoreaux AssKicken seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gregor lands with a shot to the body.
Gregor throws an off balance right hand
and AssKicken counters with a nice body shot.
Gregor uses good head movement to avoid the hook from AssKicken.
Gregor throws a hook to the side of AssKicken's head but AssKicken sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Gregor throws an uppercut from half a mile away. AssKicken sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A big left from Gregor misses.
Gregor looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
AssKicken has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Doc Dannis Death Squad in the buildup to the fight.
AssKicken is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
AssKicken lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#T2#
AssKicken wants to slow Gregor down by chopping away at his legs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gregor's jab looks to have found its range, popping AssKicken under the eye.
AssKicken lands a jab.#CUT#That has opened up James Gregor's cut even more.
Gregor misses with a looping left.
AssKicken throws a lazy uppercut
and Gregor cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
AssKicken thows a left - swing and a miss!
Gregor tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Gregor fails to land with a series of punches.
Gregor tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
AssKicken takes a swing at Gregor's ribcage but misses.
AssKicken staying out of range there.#T3#
Gregor walks into a straight right hand from AssKicken.
Gregor takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Gregor thows a leg kick but AssKicken checks it
and AssKicken counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Gregor lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Gregor misses with a straight right.
A little feinted left hand from AssKicken on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Gregor lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Gregor slips a jab and a cross from AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a leg kick
and Gregor counters with a stiff right hand. #ROC2#AssKicken is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
AssKicken rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Gregor rattles AssKicken with a well-timed uppercut counter. - AssKicken tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Gregor dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving AssKicken stiff and motionless on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). James Gregor!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 06, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Panda wants to clinch but AssKicken slips to the side
and AssKicken counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Panda wants to clinch
enabling AssKicken to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT#It looks like Furious Panda has been cut.
AssKicken has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Doc Dannis Death Squad in the buildup to the fight.
Panda wants to clinch but AssKicken slips to the side
and AssKicken counters with a stiff right hand.
AssKicken thuds his right hand into Panda's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.#ROC#Panda is rocked!
AssKicken thumps Panda with a low kick.
Panda moves to clinch but AssKicken breaks away
and AssKicken counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Panda shoots and misses
and AssKicken counters with a straight that turns Panda's legs to rubber! AssKicken pushes forward with more strikes and Panda goes down, battered and bloody! That's a wrap folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Thoreaux AssKicken thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Mar 10, 2020
#R1##CL2#
Sharma has AssKicken up against the cage in a clinch. #TD#
AssKicken decides to pull guard.
AssKicken wants to sweep here but Sharma controlling him for the moment.
AssKicken is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Sharma controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Sharma slips nicely into half guard.
Sharma controlling the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sharma wants to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
AssKicken gets back to full guard. #T1#
Sharma is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Sharma pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. AssKicken is keeping the position for now.
AssKicken has Sharma pulled in close to control his posture.
AssKicken lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
AssKicken passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Sharma trying to remain calm as AssKicken controls from the top position.
AssKicken scoring with punches from side control. #T2##SUB#
AssKicken is trying to get an arm triangle but Sharma is defending well. #SUB#
AssKicken is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Sharma has escaped the position, nice work there.
AssKicken misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Sharma tries to improve position but can't.
AssKicken trying to control the action but Sharma is working from the bottom.
You can see the frustration on Sharma's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#T3#
AssKicken wants to lay and pray for a moment but Sharma keeps working.
Sharma is in a bad spot here and he knows it... just holding on for now.
AssKicken in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows. #SUB#
AssKicken is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Sharma is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Sharma gets back to half guard.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Sharma is trying to stand up here but AssKicken is controlling him well.
AssKicken is trying to control the action in half guard but Sharma is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
AssKicken is looking to stall here but Sharma recovers full guard.
AssKicken stands up over Sharma, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
AssKicken is stalling in the full guard.
Sharma keeping moving, preventing AssKicken from controlling successfully.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Sharma keeping full guard, as AssKicken tries to pass.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Sharma scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Sharma works the jab nicely.
Sloppy strikes from AssKicken. Those never looked like landing.
AssKicken throws a lazy right hand but Sharma sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sharma throws a poor cross that misses
enabling AssKicken to counter with a crisp jab.
Sharma scores with a nice head shot.
AssKicken lands a jab to the nose.
AssKicken takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
AssKicken bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Sharma seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. AssKicken shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Sharma is backing up but AssKicken catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Sharma covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! AssKicken Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thoreaux AssKicken!
A relieved looking Thoreaux AssKicken thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Feb 28, 2020
#R1#
Sharma misses with a body kick.
Sharma waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract AssKicken.
Sharma with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling AssKicken to score with a decent uppercut.
Sharma has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
AssKicken lands an overhand right.
Jab, jab by Sharma - just one landing.
A lazy left from Sharma finds it's target.
Sharma has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from AssKicken.
Sharma fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Sharma walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Sharma sizes up AssKicken with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #CUT2#
It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
AssKicken bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Sharma's head.
AssKicken blocks a jab.
AssKicken wants to land a leg kick but Sharma is out of range.
A nice side step and Sharma releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Sharma is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #ROC#
Sharma is rocked!#T1#
Sharma slips under a jab.
Nice defenses there by AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a hook but Sharma avoids it easily.
Sharma lands a nice shot that snaps AssKicken's head back.
AssKicken throws a leg kick
and Sharma counters with a nice uppercut.
A jab from AssKicken finds it's way through Sharma's defenses.
AssKicken misses the jab.
Sharma misses with a wild body shot.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sharma.
AssKicken circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Sharma to the canvas! Sharma doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - AssKicken keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thoreaux AssKicken!
A victorious Thoreaux AssKicken thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: TWGC 24 (205lbs, D1): St Petersburg Qualifier - Round 1     
Date:   Jan 20, 2019

Coming up we have a light heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Freddy Lee (ranked 12824 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 2051 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying AssKicken's choice of entrance music: Winds of Change. Freddy Lee had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business




184 cm
39 yrs
215 lbs



190 cm
32 yrs
215 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the light heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 5 losses; Freddy Lee! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Thoreaux AssKicken!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Igor Prikhodko and Illya Tyunina.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.

AssKicken looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Lee!
Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Lee (0) vs (4) AssKicken
Lee is trying to control AssKicken's posture but AssKicken avoids it.
AssKicken tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Lee is trying to improve his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken tries to move to mount but Lee blocks the move with his legs.
AssKicken is still trying to improve position.

AssKicken swings around for an armbar but Lee sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into AssKicken's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lee (2) vs (4) AssKicken

That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

AssKicken is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Lee stays in close to AssKicken's body and controls the position.
Lee tries to free his leg and advance position but AssKicken is retaining full guard.
Lee stopping the sweep attempt from AssKicken.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken looking to control.
Lee is pushing down on AssKicken's leg trying to pass to half guard. AssKicken is fighting to maintain full guard but Lee has managed to sneak the leg through.
AssKicken trying to hold on to Lee's head to control him but Lee postures up.
Lee is looking to take a break and control but AssKicken is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Lee is really struggling to control AssKicken but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Lee prevents AssKicken from improving his position.
AssKicken manages to get to full guard.
AssKicken tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
AssKicken has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at DRAGON MMA - 13 Elite & 2 Double Elite Coaches. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Lee is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
AssKicken tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Lee is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! AssKicken is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! AssKicken has escaped and now he's on top!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lee (2) vs (6) AssKicken
AssKicken advances position into side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Lee (2) vs (9) AssKicken
Lee is not content to let AssKicken control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken tries to advance to mount but Lee denies him.

AssKicken swings around for an armbar but Lee sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into AssKicken's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Lee (4) vs (9) AssKicken
Lee won't allow AssKicken to sweep him here.
AssKicken looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Lee puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
AssKicken wants to get back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lee is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Lee (7) vs (9) AssKicken
Lee looking to control but AssKicken is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken regains half guard.
AssKicken tries to roll over but Lee keeps him under control.
Lee trying to control from half guard but AssKicken is working away.
AssKicken tries to roll over but Lee keeps him under control.

Lee is working for a kimura but AssKicken is defending it quite comfortably.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Still in half guard, Lee seems content to control.
AssKicken is looking for a sweep. Lee is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Lee trying to control the action but AssKicken is working from the bottom.
Lee sitting and controlling from the half guard.
AssKicken regains full guard. Nicely done.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Lee advances to half guard.

Lee is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and AssKicken defends it well.
AssKicken tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Lee has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Score +3 for passing guard: Lee (10) vs (9) AssKicken

Lee working for a guillotine from mount but AssKicken is in no mood to give up.
Lee looking to control and managing it successfully.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Lee fails to advance to AssKicken's back.
AssKicken wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
Score +3 for taking back: Lee (13) vs (9) AssKicken

Lee is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. AssKicken defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
AssKicken looking very determined here, making life difficult for Lee.
AssKicken rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Lee performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken gets full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
AssKicken has Lee pulled in close to control his posture.
AssKicken is trying to keep Lee in close.
AssKicken keeping moving, preventing Lee from controlling successfully.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Lee tries to free his leg and advance position but AssKicken is retaining full guard.

AssKicken has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Lee can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
AssKicken keeping moving, preventing Lee from controlling successfully.
Lee stopping the sweep attempt from AssKicken.

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Lee trying to control the position from guard on top but AssKicken is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
AssKicken wants to sweep but no luck.
AssKicken can't keep his opponent in guard - Lee advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
AssKicken is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Lee performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
AssKicken is not content to let Lee control the position.
We've been hearing good reports from Lee's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
AssKicken is not content to let Lee control the position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Lee in particular looking to stall.
Lee wants to take a breather but AssKicken is having none of it.
AssKicken makes his way to full guard. A much better position for AssKicken.

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Lee stopping the sweep attempt from AssKicken.
Lee trying to control but AssKicken is working from the bottom.
AssKicken wants to sweep here but Lee controlling him for the moment.
Lee sitting in guard, not really doing much.
AssKicken keeping moving, preventing Lee from controlling successfully.

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.

AssKicken looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Lee passes into half guard.
Lee seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but AssKicken does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
AssKicken manages to get to full guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

AssKicken escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Lee gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lee takes the fight on points by 13 to 9.

 

Event: PFC 67 Alzheimer vs Brixton     
Date:   Oct 06, 2018
#R1#
Parade swings widly with a right hand #TD#
and AssKicken decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Parade's guard.
AssKicken is looking to advance position but Parade has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!#REVB#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
AssKicken regains half guard.
AssKicken is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Parade misses with a head shot. AssKicken uses the momentum to regain guard.
Parade looking to sit in guard and control but AssKicken gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
AssKicken tries to free his leg and advance position but Parade is retaining full guard.
Parade is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #T1#
AssKicken tries to free his leg and advance position but Parade is retaining full guard. #ES2#
Parade wriggles free and stands up.
Parade scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.#CUT2#
It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
Parade throws a quick inside leg kick.
Parade throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rage Parade is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
AssKicken connects with a jab.
Parade lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
AssKicken misses with a combination
and Parade counters with a slapping leg kick.
Parade checks a leg kick.
Parade steps to the side to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.#T2#
Good work by AssKicken as he checks the leg kick.
It looked like AssKicken was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Parade.
AssKicken has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Scotty's Yard in the buildup to the fight.
AssKicken uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Parade has time to react.#CUT#
It looks like Rage Parade has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parade missing with a left hand there. AssKicken was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A big right from AssKicken misses.
AssKicken backing away here, and Parade unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Parade gets cracked with a nice right hand there by AssKicken.
AssKicken just misses with a punch to the body.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! AssKicken crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Parade - the referee stops the clock and AssKicken gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Parade. AssKicken manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
AssKicken lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
AssKicken closes the distance and clinches up with Parade, looking for a takedown. AssKicken pushes Parade against the cage but Parade circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Parade looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
AssKicken connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Parade's hands.
Parade wants to clinch up but AssKicken keeps it at a distance.
Parade pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
AssKicken appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.#T3#
AssKicken moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The crowd cheers as AssKicken lands an impressive looking overhand right. Parade doesn't seem phased though.
A left lands for AssKicken.
AssKicken wants to clinch up but Parade keeps it at a distance.
A countering left hand to the body from Parade misses.
AssKicken fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Parade pivots, looking for a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range and Parade settles back down.
A head kick misses from Parade.
Parade takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Parade walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.#CUT#
That has opened up Rage Parade's cut even more.
Parade slips a jab from AssKicken.
Parade scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
AssKicken slips a straight right by Parade.
An attempted straight right counter from AssKicken misses the target.#T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
AssKicken throws a hook but Parade blocks it.
Parade misses with a hook. AssKicken ducked under it nicely.
Sloppy strikes from AssKicken. Those never looked like landing.
Parade steps to the side to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
Parade follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Parade uses good head movement to avoid the hook from AssKicken.
Parade ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Parade lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
AssKicken misses with a hook #KD2#
and Parade counters with a crisp right hand that drops AssKicken! Parade lets AssKicken back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC2#
AssKicken is rocked!
A head kick by Parade - that's a beauty! AssKicken is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Parade can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Rage Parade!
A relieved looking Rage Parade thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: PFC 60 Reich vs Com*     
Date:   Sep 01, 2018
#R1#
The fighters circle momentarily. Crank darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
AssKicken misses with a series of wild punches.
AssKicken with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Crank to score with a decent uppercut.
AssKicken jabbing away but nothing is landing. #TD2#
Crank feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
AssKicken looking for a sweep. Not yet AssKicken, not yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Crank distracts AssKicken with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
AssKicken preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now AssKicken is on top in guard. #REVR#
AssKicken being controlled here momentarily.
AssKicken pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Crank is keeping the position for now.
AssKicken is working hard here to advance position.#T1#
AssKicken is looking to pass into half guard but Crank pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Crank is in guard.#REVB##SUB#
AssKicken throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Crank works over AssKicken with some ground and pound from guard.
Crank stands up over AssKicken, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Crank lands a couple of elbows.
Crank missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Crank with a nice head shot there.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now AssKicken is on top in guard. #REVR#
Crank keeping full guard, as AssKicken tries to pass. #T2#
AssKicken pushes down on Crank's leg and manages to get into half guard.
AssKicken tries to pass the half guard into mount. Crank knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #SUB#
AssKicken is looking for a kimura but Crank is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for AssKicken to get the leverage.
Crank wants to improve his position but AssKicken is controlling well.
AssKicken is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
AssKicken moves to take his opponent's back. #T3#
AssKicken gets his hands free as Crank looks to control. #SUB#
Crank showing good submission defense here. #SUB#
AssKicken working for a choke but Crank reverses nicely into AssKicken 's guard.
Crank throwing strikes but missing.
Crank stands up over AssKicken, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
AssKicken looking for a sweep. Not yet AssKicken, not yet. #SUB#
AssKicken is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Crank defends well.#T4#
Crank preventing the sweep.
Crank is in close to AssKicken's body, working some short punches and elbows.
AssKicken looking for a sweep. Not yet AssKicken, not yet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Crank with a flurry of punches that miss.
Crank has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Crank lands a couple of elbows.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Spank Crank will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##TD2#
Crank closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Crank lands in his opponent's guard.
Crank preventing the sweep.
AssKicken seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Crank content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Crank lands a couple of decent looking shots.
AssKicken looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Crank trying to control the position from guard on top but AssKicken is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Crank keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of AssKicken's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
AssKicken working for a triangle but Crank defends it easily.
Crank landing some decent shots from guard. #ROC2#
AssKicken is rocked!#T1##SUB#
AssKicken is looking for a triangle but Crank pushes his legs off easily.
Crank postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! AssKicken covers up, he's hurt! Crank keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Crank and the ref steps in to end the fight! Crank can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Spank Crank!
During a confident post fight interview, Spank Crank thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: PFC 56 Rock vs Miletich     
Date:   Aug 10, 2018
#R1#
AssKicken takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#CUT2#
It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
AssKicken misses with a looping right.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Stein! But no joy.
A looping hook to the body misses from Stein. AssKicken does a little dance to reset his feet.
A low kick from AssKicken is predictable there
and Stein counters with a perfectly timed head kick, knocking AssKicken out cold! Wow, that took some serious skill and not a little luck! Stein is taking it in his stride though, strolling around like it's no big deal. What a guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Frank Stein!
An out of breath Frank Stein thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: PFC 52 Asskicken vs Blade     
Date:   Jul 20, 2018
#R1#
Blade moves away from the strike by AssKicken.
We've been told by Blade's head coaches at The Cave Fighting Team that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Nice shot lands for AssKicken.
Blade takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Blade throws a lazy uppercut #KD2#
and AssKicken counters with a beautiful punch that sends Blade to the canvas! #ROC2#
Blade is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
AssKicken passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Oh Blade is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Blade prevents AssKicken from moving into mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SU2#
AssKicken stands up.
Blade seems to have got his legs back now.
AssKicken connects with an inside leg kick.
Blade cracks AssKicken with a good jab.#CUT#
It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
Blade is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
AssKicken is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Blade tries to clinch up.#CL#
Blade has AssKicken up against the cage in a clinch. #T1#
Nice body punch from AssKicken - that landed with a thud.
AssKicken blocks a body shot from Blade. #TD2#
AssKicken pulls guard.
AssKicken manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Blade manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
AssKicken works a leg free and moves into half guard. #SUB2#
AssKicken is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Blade is just riding it out for now. AssKicken eventually gives up the hold.
AssKicken moves nicely into side control. #SUB2#
AssKicken tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SUB2#
AssKicken tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #T2#
AssKicken tries to move to mount but Blade blocks the move with his legs.
AssKicken has knee on belly and moves into mount. #SUB2#
AssKicken is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Blade can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
AssKicken fails to advance to Blade's back.
Blade wants to get back to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#SU2#
AssKicken is standing up out of mount! Strange tactic there - he must really want this one on the feet!
AssKicken throws a nice inside leg kick.
AssKicken tries a low kick but Blade avoids it.#T3#
Blade bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of AssKicken's head.#CL#
Blade moves into the clinch.
AssKicken is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Blade to keep the fight standing.#TD2#
AssKicken manages to pull guard.
AssKicken wants to sweep here but Blade controlling him for the moment. #SUB2#
AssKicken working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Blade doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Blade manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Blade preventing the sweep.
Blade has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#T4#
Blade wanted to stand there but AssKicken had control of the position.
AssKicken looking to hit a scissor sweep but Blade is one step ahead there.
Blade knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for AssKicken on the ground.#SUB2#
Blade wants to stand up, so he's looking to wriggle free of AssKicken's closed guard. He's half up but AssKicken has locked on to an arm! Uh oh! AssKicken pivots and extends the arm, Blade falls face first to the mat and taps??... does he?? YES! He's tapping! Excellent counter grappling there by AssKicken! Well done that man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Thoreaux AssKicken really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that BuriedAlive// Fight Gear logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: PFC 48 Brophy vs Gaetz     
Date:   Jun 23, 2018
#R1#
Amaury gets cracked with a nice right hand there by AssKicken.
AssKicken punishes Amaury's body with a nice straight punch.
Amaury takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
AssKicken walks into a stiff left hand from Amaury.
AssKicken checks the leg kick.
Amaury stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Amaury scores with a jab to the head.
Amaury plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Amaury throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
AssKicken throwing a counter right hand but Amaury manages to avoid it.
Amaury slips under a jab from AssKicken.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
AssKicken ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Amaury walks into a stiff left hand from AssKicken.#CUT#
It looks like Mozes Amaury has been cut.
A swing and a miss from Amaury.
AssKicken throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.#T1#
Amaury ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
And Amaury responds with a good body kick, but AssKicken manages to step out the way in time.
AssKicken throws a leg kick but Amaury checks it.
AssKicken looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Mozes Amaury is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
AssKicken throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
AssKicken's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Amaury connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! AssKicken scrambles back to his feet.
Amaury is looking to land body kicks.
An attempted straight right counter from AssKicken misses the target.
Amaury fails to land with a series of punches. #TD#
AssKicken closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Amaury did well to prevent AssKicken getting side control.#SUB#
AssKicken seems to be working for a kimura but Amaury defends the submission attempt.
AssKicken tries to pass the half guard into mount. Amaury knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #SUB#
AssKicken is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
AssKicken passes to full mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
AssKicken wants to take his opponent's back but Amaury doesn't allow it. #SUB#
AssKicken goes for an armbar but Amaury turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Amaury.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Amaury won't allow AssKicken to sweep him here. #SUB#
AssKicken throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Amaury escapes and throws AssKicken's legs to the side, diving into side control! #SUB2#
Amaury is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, AssKicken has escaped the position, nice work there. #T3#
AssKicken looking for a sweep but Amaury has passed into full mount! Oh no!
AssKicken really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Amaury controlling his opponent.
AssKicken is desperately trying to improve his position but Amaury has a good base and remains in mount.#T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
AssKicken manages to regain half guard. Good work.
AssKicken is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Amaury seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #SUB#
AssKicken looking for subs from the bottom but Amaury mounts him!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Mozes Amaury will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Mozes Amaury's cut.
That's time! AssKicken's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
AssKicken throws a jab but it's blocked by Amaury.
AssKicken throws a hook but Amaury avoids it easily.
AssKicken wants to land a leg kick but Amaury is out of range.
Amaury misses the shot to the body.
AssKicken swings widly with a right hand
and Amaury makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Amaury.
Amaury throws a sloppy body shot
and Amaury takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
AssKicken connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A swing and a miss from AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a nice outside leg kick.
AssKicken misses with an uppercut.
Amaury follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.#T1#
Amaury on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Amaury scores with a spinning back kick!
AssKicken lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
AssKicken avoids the body shot from Amaury.
Amaury is looking to slow AssKicken down with leg kicks.
Amaury pulls out of a head kick attempt.
AssKicken jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Amaury throws a head kick that misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Amaury.
AssKicken moves forwards but Amaury connects with a nice, crisp jab.
AssKicken avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
AssKicken takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section. #T2#
Amaury with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Amaury misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from AssKicken.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Mozes Amaury seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Amaury uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from AssKicken.
Amaury looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
AssKicken uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Amaury.
AssKicken throws a big shot that misses.
Amaury flicks out a counter leg kick but AssKicken steps away.
A slow jab from AssKicken misses its intended target.
AssKicken smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A bone on bone clash there as Amaury blocks the leg kick.
Amaury takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A big right from AssKicken misses.
Amaury throws out a counter right but AssKicken avoids it with no problem.
Amaury misses with a body kick. #T3#
Amaury fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
Amaury keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
AssKicken connects with a body shot that sends Amaury's belly button to the back.
AssKicken fails with the takedown.
An inside leg kick lands from Amaury.
A swing and a miss from AssKicken.
Amaury avoids the body shot from AssKicken.
Amaury has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Amaury there as he acknowledges the shot.
Amaury throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range. #T4#
Amaury tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but AssKicken was well out of range. Poor timing from Amaury.
Amaury throws a jab but it's blocked by AssKicken.
AssKicken was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
AssKicken shoots in looking for a takedown. Amaury tries to sprawl out of it but AssKicken keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Amaury manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
AssKicken fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Thoreaux AssKicken. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Amaury misses with a looping right.
Amaury buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A cross from Amaury lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Thoreaux AssKicken will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Mozes Amaury's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Amaury shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Amaury throws out a leg kick but AssKicken moves out of range and Amaury only half commits.
Amaury throws a push kick but AssKicken slaps the foot to one side.
AssKicken tried to counter with a leg kick but Amaury avoided it.
AssKicken moves out of range of the body kick from Amaury.
AssKicken avoids the head kick by Amaury. #TD#
AssKicken closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Amaury quickly recovers to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Amaury won't allow AssKicken to pass to mount.
Amaury is doing well to control the position and prevent AssKicken from advancing to side control.
AssKicken tries to pass to full mount but Amaury defends it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Amaury trying to hold on to AssKicken's head to control him but AssKicken postures up. #T1#
AssKicken tries to pass the half guard into mount. Amaury knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
AssKicken is working hard here to advance position.
Thoreaux AssKicken overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
AssKicken moves into full mount! Amaury won't be happy about that! #SUB#
AssKicken moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Amaury has worked his arm free - good work by Amaury!
Amaury prevents AssKicken from improving position. #SUB#
AssKicken swings around for an armbar but Amaury sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into AssKicken's guard.
AssKicken looking to hit a scissor sweep but Amaury is one step ahead there. #T2#
Amaury pushes down on AssKicken's leg and manages to get into half guard.#SUB2#
Amaury is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
AssKicken slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.#T3##SUB#
AssKicken looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
AssKicken looking to control. #SUB#
AssKicken has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Amaury can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Amaury would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Amaury stopping the sweep attempt from AssKicken.#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.#SUB#
AssKicken is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Amaury is aware though and is defending well.#SUB#
AssKicken working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Amaury doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Amaury manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
AssKicken wants to sweep here but Amaury controlling him for the moment.
Amaury would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
AssKicken looking for a sweep. Not yet AssKicken, not yet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Thoreaux AssKicken showed his dominance in that final round.
I think AssKicken has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 30:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Thoreaux AssKicken!

Thoreaux AssKicken very nearly forgot to thank BuriedAlive// Fight Gear amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: PFC 40 Asskicken vs Brophy     
Date:   May 18, 2018
#R1#
AssKicken misses with a hook.
Nice defenses there by AssKicken.
No luck with that takedown attempt from AssKicken.
AssKicken dives in for a single leg takedown but Brophy sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Brophy misses with an attempted mid kick.
AssKicken throwing a counter right hand but Brophy manages to avoid it.
Brophy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but AssKicken was well out of range. Poor timing from Brophy.
AssKicken will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Thoreaux AssKicken. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brophy misses with a body shot #CL#
and AssKicken counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by AssKicken. #BC2#
Brophy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Brophy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Brophy misses with a right hand
and AssKicken counters with a nice uppercut. #CUT#
It looks like Mikael Brophy has been cut.#T1#
AssKicken tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Brophy was well out of range. Poor timing from AssKicken.
Brophy looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Brophy misses the jab.
As Brophy tries to get set, AssKicken tries to push him back and clinch up but Brophy manages to avoid the attempt.
Brophy throws a shot to the body. #TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Brophy enables AssKicken to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Brophy manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
AssKicken is pushing down on Brophy's leg trying to pass to half guard. Brophy is fighting to maintain full guard but AssKicken has managed to sneak the leg through.
AssKicken wants to pass the guard but Brophy is defending well.
AssKicken passes to full mount!
AssKicken with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Brophy is trying to escape the mount.
AssKicken seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Brophy is holding on tight. #T2#
AssKicken is working hard here to advance position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
AssKicken is looking to take Brophy's back but instead Brophy gets back to half guard. Nice work. #SU#
AssKicken stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being. #T3#
AssKicken on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
AssKicken looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
No luck with that takedown attempt from AssKicken.
Crunch! Brophy slams his shin into AssKicken's torso.
Brophy misses with a looping right.
Brophy is looking to score with low kicks.
AssKicken changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Brophy tries to avoid it but AssKicken manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Brophy to the ground. Brophy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Brophy stuffs the takedown.
Brophy throws a counter combo.
AssKicken shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Brophy pinned against the cage. Brophy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Mikael Brophy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T4#
Brophy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
AssKicken fails with the takedown
and Brophy counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CUT2#
It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
AssKicken tries for a takedown but Brophy circles away easily
and Brophy counters with a stiff right hand.
Brophy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
AssKicken shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Brophy defends it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mikael Brophy dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2##TD#
AssKicken drives through with a takedown into Brophy's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
AssKicken wants to pass the guard but Brophy is keeping the position.
AssKicken is looking to advance position but Brophy has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!#REVB#
AssKicken is working to get back to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1#
Brophy takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
AssKicken is desperately trying to get back to half guard. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
AssKicken tries to improve his position but instead Brophy has taken his back!
Brophy biding his time, looking for the opening.
Brophy is continuing to stall.
Brophy controlling well, preventing AssKicken from escaping the position. #T3#
AssKicken looking very determined here, making life difficult for Brophy.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
AssKicken tries to escape the position.
Brophy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
AssKicken rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
AssKicken tries to roll over but Brophy keeps him under control.
AssKicken wants to get back to full guard but Brophy has mounted him!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
AssKicken is trying to escape the mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mikael Brophy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
AssKicken takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
AssKicken tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Brophy swivels and escapes.
AssKicken on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Brophy lands with a nice body punch.
AssKicken tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Brophy swivels and escapes.
Brophy throws out a counter right but AssKicken avoids it with no problem.
AssKicken changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Brophy tries to avoid it but AssKicken manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Brophy to the ground. Brophy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Thoreaux AssKicken. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice inside leg kick there by Brophy. That's going to slow AssKicken down.
Brophy fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Good exchange - Brophy coming out on top.
AssKicken shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Brophy counters with a thumping low kick. #T1##KD2#
Brophy cracks AssKicken with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Brophy has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning AssKicken to stand back up!
Brophy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and AssKicken has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
AssKicken shoots and misses
and Brophy counters with a huge left! AssKicken is in big trouble! He's backing up but Brophy isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save AssKicken from any more damage. A dominating finish by Brophy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mikael Brophy!
Mikael Brophy bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Thoreaux AssKicken was interviewed post fight and said 'Damn, I missed my flight. Sorry I was a mess for this fight.'.

 

Event: PFC 34: Revolution*     
Date:   Apr 21, 2018
#R1#
AssKicken is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hanagan.
Hanagan swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hanagan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by AssKicken.
Hanagan misses with a wild body shot.
AssKicken appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Nice shot lands for AssKicken.
Hanagan throws a series of punches but AssKicken moves out of range.
Hanagan sizes up AssKicken with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
AssKicken misses with an uppercut.
AssKicken takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
AssKicken slips under a jab from Hanagan.
AssKicken throws a leg kick but Hanagan checks it.
AssKicken throws a looping overhand right but Hanagan ducks down to avoid it.
Hanagan shoots in and drives through. AssKicken sprawls well.
AssKicken bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
AssKicken throws a low kick but Hanagan moves out of range easily.
AssKicken swings widly with a right hand
and Hanagan counters with a two punch combo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hanagan doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.#T1#
A shot to the liver by AssKicken. Beautiful body shot.
AssKicken missing with a left hand there. Hanagan was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hanagan rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and AssKicken counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hanagan moves out of range of the strikes.
AssKicken drops Hanagan with a big left hand! Hanagan is injured, injured bad! AssKicken jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Thoreaux AssKicken gave a mention to KOMBAT KLOTHING in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
The defeated Charley Hanagan had this to say: 'I SHIT MYSELF WHEN I SCREAM AT THE VOICES IN MY SLEEP NO DON'T DO IT WHERE'D YOU GO HUH HUH HUH WHERE AM I.. FUCK!!!!!!!'.

 

Event: PFC 28 Romanow vs Darkk     
Date:   Mar 24, 2018
#R1#
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thoreaux AssKicken seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
AssKicken throws a predictable looking body shot
and AssKicken takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bailey throws a body shot but no joy.
AssKicken swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bailey swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bailey displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as AssKicken throws out the jab.
AssKicken lands a nice looking body shot.
AssKicken tries to clinch but Bailey moves away
and Bailey counters with a straight right hand.
AssKicken throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bailey has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Bailey looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by AssKicken.
AssKicken lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
An inside leg kick lands from AssKicken.
Seung-Jin Bailey is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
AssKicken fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
AssKicken lands with a hook. Bailey tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
AssKicken moves out of range of the strikes.
AssKicken throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
AssKicken checks a leg kick.
AssKicken takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing. #CUT#
It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
Bailey lands a nice leg kick that just misses AssKicken's sensitive parts.
AssKicken scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
AssKicken lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bailey walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
AssKicken throws a body shot but no joy.
AssKicken has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.#T2#
Bailey misses with a left hand
and AssKicken counters with a nice uppercut. #CUT2#
It looks like Seung-Jin Bailey has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
AssKicken loads up on a big right hand but Bailey slips the punch.
Bailey throwing a counter right hand but AssKicken manages to avoid it.
Bailey takes one to the side of the head.
Bailey tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
AssKicken looks to score with a jab to the body but Bailey is just out of range.
Bailey keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Bailey shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #ROC2#
Bailey is rocked!
AssKicken lands a brutal uppercut that launches Bailey off his feet! Bailey tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Thoreaux AssKicken waved his t-shirt featuring KOMBAT KLOTHING's logo in front of the cameras.

 

Event: PFC 19 Neil vs Aldo     
Date:   Feb 23, 2018
#R1#
Crank scores with a hook to the body. AssKicken takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
AssKicken lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#CUT2#
It looks like Spank Crank has been cut.
AssKicken goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Crank listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
AssKicken throws a shot from downtown. Crank moves away and avoids it.
Crank getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nice cross by Crank.
AssKicken is looking to chop away at Crank's legs.
AssKicken throws a nice outside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from AssKicken.
Crank scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Crank fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Crank cracks AssKicken with a right hand to the side of the head.
AssKicken lands a jab to Crank's midsection.
AssKicken on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Crank uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by AssKicken.
Crank moves away from the strike by AssKicken.
Crank swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.#TD#
Crank changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. AssKicken looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.#T1#
Crank in side control, throwing shots but AssKicken defends.
Crank cracks AssKicken with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Crank looking to punish the body of his opponent here but AssKicken is avoiding damage well.
Crank misses with the ground and pound.
Crank in side control lands a decent elbow.
Crank working the head and body with strikes.
Crank is trying to ground and pound but AssKicken uses the momentary lack of control by Crank to regain half guard.
AssKicken wants to improve his position but Crank is controlling well.
AssKicken keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Crank not landing any meaningful shots this time.
AssKicken is staying active underneath Crank, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Crank looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#T2#
Crank prevents AssKicken from improving his position.
Crank throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Crank throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
AssKicken gets back to full guard.
Crank cracks AssKicken with a solid left hand.#SUB2#
AssKicken throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Crank working some strikes from top position.#ROC#
AssKicken is rocked!
Crank loads up on a big left hand. AssKicken felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Crank looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! AssKicken can't hide his disappointment, as Crank celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Spank Crank!
After the fight, Spank Crank was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

 

Event: Aspire 99: Jones vs. Gracie     
Date:   Jan 28, 2018
#R1#
AssKicken steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Beddo.
AssKicken has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
AssKicken swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Beddo counters with a nice uppercut.
Beddo avoids the body shot from AssKicken.
Beddo misses with a two punch combination.
Beddo throws a shot to the body.
Beddo thuds his right hand into AssKicken's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Beddo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Beddo misses with a looping right.
Beddo takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
AssKicken checks a low kick from Beddo.
Beddo throws a shot from downtown. AssKicken moves away and avoids it.
Nice defenses there by Beddo.
Beddo was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Beddo looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
AssKicken throws a shot from downtown. Beddo moves away and avoids it.
Beddo tries to clinch but AssKicken moves out of range.
Beddo shoots in for a double leg but AssKicken sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
AssKicken cracks a nice hook into Beddo's ribs.
Beddo moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Beddo swinging wildly here.
AssKicken with the counter takedown but Beddo avoids it easily.#T1#
Beddo throws a jab when AssKicken was well out of range.
AssKicken swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Beddo throws a low kick but it's checked well by AssKicken.
AssKicken jabs at Beddo's body.
A combination from AssKicken does no damage.
AssKicken keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
AssKicken sizes up Beddo with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
AssKicken throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Beddo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Philo Beddo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beddo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
AssKicken missing with a left hand there. Beddo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Beddo shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has AssKicken pinned against the cage. AssKicken gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Beddo ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
AssKicken fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Beddo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Beddo walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.#T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
AssKicken throws a nice looking combination but Beddo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Beddo fires out a quick counter leg kick but AssKicken just manages to avoid it.
Some wild striking there from Beddo.
Beddo scores with a three punch combo!
AssKicken works Beddo's body with a nice hook.
AssKicken misses with a right hand
and Beddo counters with a stiff right hand.
AssKicken lands a jab to Beddo's midsection.
Beddo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nice defenses there by AssKicken.
Beddo throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
AssKicken lands a slapping body shot.
Beddo missing with a left hand there. AssKicken was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
AssKicken misses with a wild combination.
Beddo swings for the body but AssKicken moves out of range. #T3#
Beddo takes a swing at AssKicken's ribcage but misses.
Beddo throws a shot from downtown. AssKicken moves away and avoids it.
AssKicken feints the counter takedown.
Beddo scores with a head kick.
AssKicken uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Beddo.
Beddo fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Beddo moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Beddo throws a right hand that AssKicken ducks under and follows up with a left that AssKicken also avoids with ease.
AssKicken looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
AssKicken digs a good hook to Beddo's body.
Beddo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
AssKicken doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
A jab from Beddo does it's job there.
Beddo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
AssKicken dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Beddo. That did some damage!
Nice defenses there by Beddo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
AssKicken jabs Beddo to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Beddo is breathing heavily.#TD2#
AssKicken shoots in and bounces Beddo off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
AssKicken pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Beddo is keeping the position for now. #T4#
Beddo trying to control the position.
Beddo keeping full guard, as AssKicken tries to pass.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
AssKicken is pushing down on Beddo's leg trying to pass to half guard. Beddo is fighting to maintain full guard but AssKicken has managed to sneak the leg through.#SUB2#
AssKicken is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
AssKicken looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Beddo tries to roll over but AssKicken keeps him under control.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
AssKicken scoring with strikes to the body and head.
AssKicken is pressing down on Beddo's thigh, looking to free his foot. Beddo is holding on for now. #SUB2#
AssKicken is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Beddo defends it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Thoreaux AssKicken will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Beddo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from AssKicken.
AssKicken takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Beddo has his takedown stuffed
and AssKicken counters with a nice uppercut.
AssKicken digs a good body shot into Beddo's ribs.
Beddo scores with a crisp jab that stopped AssKicken in his tracks.
Beddo misses with a hook
and Beddo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
AssKicken throws a leg kick but Beddo sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Beddo swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Beddo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Beddo lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and AssKicken has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from AssKicken and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
AssKicken follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
AssKicken scores with a body shot.
AssKicken checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#KD2#
AssKicken throws a left that rocks Beddo and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! AssKicken dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Beddo regain composure! #ROC2#
Beddo is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Philo Beddo has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!#SUB2#
AssKicken is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Beddo has escaped the position, nice work there.
Oh Beddo is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
AssKicken advances nicely into full mount.
AssKicken with shots to the head and body - Beddo looks very uncomfortable down there. #T1##SUB2#
AssKicken is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Beddo has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Oooooh, big shot lands for AssKicken! Beddo is hurt baaadly! AssKicken is firing away with more strikes - Beddo is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Thoreaux AssKicken managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, BuriedAlive// Fight Gear, into his post fight interview.

 

Event: Aspire 97: Tsoko vs. Susi     
Date:   Jan 07, 2018
#R1#
AssKicken defending well as Dog loads up on a big left hand.
Dog throws the kick towards the body but AssKicken avoids it.
We've been hearing reports that Dog has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
AssKicken is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dog.
AssKicken throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dog uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
Dog displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as AssKicken throws out the jab.
AssKicken circles away from the clinch attempt
and AssKicken counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Dog swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
AssKicken throws a body shot but no joy.
AssKicken misses with a looping right.#CL#
Dog closes the distance and clinches.
Dog throws an elbow that misses. #T1#
AssKicken lands a body punch.
A right hook to the body lands for Dog.
AssKicken jumps guard but Dog stands there with AssKicken around his waist. AssKicken gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Dog throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land. #TD2#
AssKicken gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
AssKicken tries to free his leg and advance position but Dog is retaining full guard.
Dog trying to keep a closed guard but AssKicken is proving a slippery customer.
Dog utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #SUB#
AssKicken got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dog has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, AssKicken has managed to get both his arms back between Dog's legs - danger averted.
AssKicken wants to pass the guard but Dog is keeping the position.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw AssKicken working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
AssKicken works over Dog with some ground and pound from guard.
AssKicken pushes down on Dog's leg and manages to get into half guard.
AssKicken throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Dog wants to improve his position but AssKicken is controlling well.
AssKicken trying to pass the guard but Dog defending well. #T2#
Dog wants to improve his position but AssKicken is controlling well.
AssKicken works his way into full mount!
AssKicken lands with some strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, AssKicken cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Dog is wriggling around trying to escape.
AssKicken has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
AssKicken lands a big elbow.
Dog is in a horrible position here. AssKicken smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
AssKicken with good strikes from the mount here!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
AssKicken prevents Dog from getting the reversal.
AssKicken cracks Dog with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
AssKicken fails to take his opponent's back. #T3#
AssKicken landing punches.
Dog sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.#SUB2#
AssKicken is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
AssKicken is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
The referee warns Dog that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
AssKicken lands a heavy elbow.
Dog in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
AssKicken lands a heavy elbow.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#SUB2#
AssKicken looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Dog tries to reverse the position but AssKicken maintains control.
AssKicken working Dog over with strikes here.
AssKicken is landing with some decent strikes but Dog is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.#T4#
Dog is desperately trying to get back to half guard. #SUB2#
AssKicken is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Dog has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Dog! #SUB2#
AssKicken escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Dog gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB2#
AssKicken is looking for a triangle but Dog pushes his legs off easily. #SUB2#
AssKicken looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Dog forces his way into half guard.#SUB2#
AssKicken looking for submissions off his back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
AssKicken throws a lazy right hand but Dog sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
AssKicken has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dog looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A low kick from Dog misses
and AssKicken counters with a nice uppercut.
Dog wants to clinch
and AssKicken counters with a nice body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dog looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dog takes one to the side of the head.
AssKicken throws a leg kick which misses Dog's front leg but catches the back leg as Dog tries to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
AssKicken misses with a combination
and Dog counters with a straight right hand.
Dog blocks a low kick nicely.
Thoreaux AssKicken seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
AssKicken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
AssKicken swings away with a leg kick that misses.
AssKicken rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dog moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Thoreaux AssKicken seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nice uppercut lands for Dog. That snapped AssKicken's head back.
A low kick from Dog misses
and AssKicken cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
AssKicken throws a leg kick which misses Dog's front leg but catches the back leg as Dog tries to avoid it.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dog.
A telegraphed right hand from Dog misses the target.
A little jabbing left from AssKicken on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A big right from Dog misses.
Dog wants to clinch.
Horrible takedown attempt by Dog or perhaps it was just good defense by AssKicken, which made it look bad. #T2##CL#
Dog closes the distance and clinches.
Dog blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
AssKicken can't find room to land a body shot as Dog controls the action.
Dog goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dog lands a shot to the body.
Dog blocks a body shot from AssKicken.
AssKicken tries a body shot but Dog blocks it.
Dog misses with an elbow strike.
AssKicken misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dog throws an elbow but it's blocked.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dog lands a body shot.
A short right hand to the side of the head by AssKicken.
AssKicken is trying to drag Dog to the mat but Dog just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
AssKicken is breathing heavily.
Dog throws an elbow but it misses.
Dog pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
AssKicken avoids a wild elbow strike from Dog.#T3#
Dog looks to throw an elbow but misses.
AssKicken blocks the elbow strike.
Dog digs a right hand underneath AssKicken's ribcage. AssKicken let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dog lands a body shot in the clinch. #BC#
Dog escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A low kick from AssKicken is predictable there
and Dog counters with a straight right hand.#CUT#
It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
AssKicken bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
AssKicken gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
AssKicken moves forwards but Dog connects with a nice, crisp jab.
AssKicken blocks a jab.
AssKicken misses with a straight right.
AssKicken throws a jab when Dog was well out of range.
AssKicken throws an off balance right hand
and Dog counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dog throws an ugly left hook that misses
and AssKicken counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dog waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract AssKicken.
Dog throws a jab but it's blocked by AssKicken.
Dog lands with a shot to the body.
Dog throws a looping overhand right but AssKicken ducks down to avoid it.
Good work by AssKicken as he checks the leg kick.
Dog scores with a nice right hand.
BOOM! Dog lands a beautiful left hook that drops AssKicken. AssKicken tries to recover but Dog is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and AssKicken lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Junkyard Dog!
Junkyard Dog gave a mention to KAISER Nutrition - Q160 in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: Aspire 93: Jones vs. Corvus     
Date:   Dec 06, 2017
#R1#
James misses with a wild body shot.
James blocks a jab.
Thoreaux AssKicken seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
AssKicken ducks right into an uppercut from James.
AssKicken takes a swing at James's ribcage but misses.
James throws a nice inside leg kick.
AssKicken definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Decent striking displayed by James there.
An inside leg kick from James misses.
AssKicken throws an uppercut from half a mile away. James sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A little jabbing left from James on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
AssKicken throws a looping overhand right but James ducks down to avoid it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as James checks a leg kick.
James connects with a nice looking jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
James uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
AssKicken defending well as James loads up on a big left hand.
AssKicken keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
AssKicken appears to be looking for a big counter.
AssKicken throws a big shot that misses.
Nice uppercut lands for AssKicken. That snapped James's head back. #CUT#
It looks like Gerrald James has been cut.#T1#
AssKicken takes one to the side of the head.
AssKicken lands a lovely overhand right.
AssKicken misses with a leg kick.
James moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
AssKicken stuns James with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
AssKicken pivots, looking for a leg kick but James is out of range and AssKicken settles back down.
James appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
James lands with a straight right. AssKicken didn't see that one coming.
AssKicken throws a lazy uppercut
and James makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
AssKicken catches James with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Nice body punch from AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
It seemed like James was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
AssKicken moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by AssKicken.
AssKicken scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.#T2#
James avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from James.
AssKicken throws a series of punches but James avoids them all with ease.
James scores with a body shot.
James bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Gerrald James is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
AssKicken throws a hook but James avoids it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from AssKicken misses the target.
AssKicken ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
AssKicken throws out a loose jab but James uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice side step and James releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
James throws a shot from downtown. AssKicken moves away and avoids it.
AssKicken throws a hook but James blocks it.
AssKicken finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid the hook from James.
James misses with a hook. AssKicken ducked under it nicely. #T3#
James slips under a jab.
James ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
AssKicken slips a jab from James.
James connects with a single shot there.
AssKicken fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The fighters circle momentarily. James darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
AssKicken lands a really nice looking cross but James seems unphased. #CUT#
That has opened up Gerrald James's cut even more.
James tries to bum rush AssKicken with a series of wild strikes but AssKicken uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
AssKicken scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
AssKicken takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
James takes a body punch but keeps moving.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
No luck for AssKicken with that takedown attempt.
James throws a lazy uppercut
and AssKicken counters with a stiff right hand. #T4#
James loads up on a big right hand but AssKicken slips the punch.
Some bone on bone action there as AssKicken checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A telegraphed right hand from AssKicken misses the target.
James throws a looping overhand right but AssKicken ducks down to avoid it.
James moves into range and connects with a jab.
James misses the shot to the body.
James throws a hook to the side of AssKicken's head but AssKicken sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
James connects with a jab.
AssKicken looks to score with a jab to the body but James is just out of range.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from James, right into the meat.
James throws a series of punches but AssKicken moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
AssKicken wants to slow James down by chopping away at his legs.
AssKicken misses with a left hand
and James makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
James is really turning it up, unleashing another crisp combination which drops AssKicken like a ton of bricks! The referee dives in to stop the fight, saving AssKicken from another fist facial!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gerrald James!
Our winner, Gerrald James, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: Aspire 88: Savkov v Gracie     
Date:   Nov 08, 2017
#R1#
AssKicken misses the jab.
A nice inside leg kick there by AssKicken. That's going to slow Cobblepot down.
Cobblepot throws a lazy uppercut
and AssKicken counters with a nice low kick that buckles Cobblepot's knee momentarily.
Cobblepot has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Cobblepot throws a body shot but no joy.
AssKicken half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
AssKicken attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
AssKicken takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
AssKicken throws a right hand that misses
and Cobblepot counters with a nice low kick that buckles AssKicken's knee momentarily.
AssKicken takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken shoots for a takedown but Cobblepot saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A little jabbing left from Cobblepot on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cobblepot. AssKicken does a little dance to reset his feet.
AssKicken misses with a left hand
and Cobblepot counters with a thumping low kick.
Decent striking displayed by Cobblepot there.#T1#
Cobblepot drops his hands momentarily and AssKicken takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Cobblepot connects with a solid leg kick.
Oswald Cobblepot is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
AssKicken checks the leg kick.
AssKicken uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Cobblepot chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before AssKicken can pounce on him.
A slow jab from AssKicken misses its intended target.
Cobblepot throws a leg kick but AssKicken sees it coming and checks it nicely.
AssKicken fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cobblepot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Cobblepot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts AssKicken, as that shot connected.
The fighters circle momentarily. AssKicken darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
AssKicken looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#T2#
AssKicken throws a big shot that misses.
Cobblepot throws out a counter right but AssKicken avoids it with no problem.
AssKicken keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cobblepot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A clash of legs there as Cobblepot blocks the low kick.
AssKicken will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Cobblepot tried to score with a low kick but AssKicken checks it.
AssKicken fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
AssKicken shoots for a double leg takedown but Cobblepot sprawls well. He's pushed AssKicken's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Cobblepot throws a low kick but it's checked well by AssKicken.
Cobblepot takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Thoreaux AssKicken seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts AssKicken, as that shot connected. #T3#
AssKicken misses the jab.
AssKicken swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Cobblepot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by AssKicken.
AssKicken swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
AssKicken moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.#ROC#
Cobblepot is rocked!
AssKicken misses with a low kick.
Cobblepot turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cobblepot uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from AssKicken.
Cobblepot uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by AssKicken.
The fighters circling - AssKicken throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
AssKicken misses with a hook. Cobblepot ducked under it nicely. #T4#
AssKicken throws a nice inside leg kick.
AssKicken throws out a loose jab but Cobblepot uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cobblepot looks like he wants to counter punch here.
AssKicken throws a leg kick
and Cobblepot counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cobblepot takes a shot right to the bread basket.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cobblepot avoids the body shot from AssKicken.
A big right from Cobblepot misses.
AssKicken throws a hook to the side of Cobblepot's head but Cobblepot sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
AssKicken misses with a lunging right hand
and Cobblepot makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A combination from AssKicken does no damage.
AssKicken backing away here, and Cobblepot unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
AssKicken lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##TD#
AssKicken feints and as Cobblepot raises his hands in defense, AssKicken changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
AssKicken stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cobblepot swivels though and keeps the full guard.
AssKicken slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
AssKicken tries to move into full mount but can't pass Cobblepot's legs.
AssKicken advances to mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
AssKicken is trying to take his opponent's back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cobblepot can do to turn this around?#T1#
AssKicken is working hard here to advance position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cobblepot gets back to half guard.
Cobblepot won't allow AssKicken to pass to mount. #SUB#
AssKicken is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Cobblepot defends it well.
AssKicken wants to pass the guard but Cobblepot is defending well. #T2#
Cobblepot keeps control of the position for the meantime.
AssKicken works his way into side control.
Cobblepot stops AssKicken from passing to mount.
AssKicken is trying to move to mount but Cobblepot reverses beautifully and ends up in AssKicken's guard.
AssKicken working a defensive guard but Cobblepot passes into half guard. #T3##SUB#
AssKicken looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
AssKicken is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Cobblepot jumps into side control!
Thoreaux AssKicken overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
AssKicken is trying to get back to half guard.
AssKicken manages to get one leg in to regain half guard. #SUB#
AssKicken looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
AssKicken is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Cobblepot pulls his head out easily.
AssKicken wants to improve his position but Cobblepot is controlling well. #SUB#
AssKicken looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#T4#
AssKicken is looking for a sweep. Cobblepot is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
AssKicken tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
AssKicken is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
AssKicken punching from the bottom.
AssKicken wants to get back to full guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
AssKicken regains full guard. Nicely done.
Cobblepot is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Cobblepot pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. AssKicken is keeping the position for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Cobblepot swings and misses with a hook to the body.
AssKicken misses with a straight right.
Cobblepot blocks a jab.
Cobblepot walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
AssKicken bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Thoreaux AssKicken is winning the standup battle so far.
Cobblepot misses the shot to the body.
AssKicken blocks a leg kick.
A quick step to the side and AssKicken tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken lands with a hook. Cobblepot tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Cobblepot takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Cobblepot is still on wobbly legs! Can AssKicken finish him?
Cobblepot moves out of range of the strikes.
Cobblepot gets off balance looking for a body kick
letting AssKicken counter with a right hand. #T1#
AssKicken lands with a right hand.
An inside leg kick from AssKicken misses.
Cobblepot doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Decent striking displayed by AssKicken there.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by AssKicken! Cobblepot is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Thoreaux AssKicken very nearly forgot to thank Aspire Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: Aspire 81: Susi v Skovgaard     
Date:   Oct 08, 2017
#R1#
AssKicken misses with a low kick.
Thoreaux AssKicken seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD2#
AssKicken shoots in and bounces Rautio off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
We've been hearing good reports from Rautio's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
AssKicken pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Rautio is keeping the position for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
AssKicken is still trying to improve position.
AssKicken forces his way into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken tries to pass to full mount but Rautio defends it.
AssKicken works his foot free and advances to mount. #T1#
AssKicken is trying to take his opponent's back.
Rautio is trying to escape the mount.
Rautio is working hard here to advance position.
Rautio prevents AssKicken from taking his back.#T2#
AssKicken trying to control but Rautio is having none of it.
AssKicken pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
AssKicken looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
AssKicken fails to advance to Rautio's back. #T3##SUB2#
AssKicken goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Rautio turns into him and now he's in AssKicken's guard. #SUB2#
AssKicken looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Rautio passes into side control.
AssKicken tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Rautio wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
AssKicken keeps trying to improve his position.
AssKicken gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard. #T4##SUB2#
AssKicken looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Well, if Rautio is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
AssKicken is looking to improve his position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
AssKicken is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
AssKicken will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Rautio was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A big right from AssKicken misses.
Rautio looking to land some kicks to the body here.
AssKicken rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rautio moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rautio throws a jab but it's blocked by AssKicken.
AssKicken misses with a hook
and Rautio counters with a stiff right hand.
AssKicken looks to throw the jab but Rautio is out of range.
Nice shot by Rautio.#CUT#
It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
A combination from AssKicken does no damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rautio ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
AssKicken on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
AssKicken is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #T1#
Rautio throws the kick towards the body but AssKicken avoids it.
AssKicken pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Rautio takes one on the button.
Rautio swings and misses with a hook to the body.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
AssKicken missing with a left hand there. Rautio was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
A telegraphed right hand from Rautio misses the target.
AssKicken missing with a left hand there. Rautio was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
AssKicken has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Rautio displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as AssKicken throws out the jab.
AssKicken cracks Rautio with a right hand to the side of the head.
AssKicken connects with a nice looking jab. #T2#
A jab from AssKicken does it's job there.
AssKicken scores with a jab. Rautio acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
AssKicken throws a right hand that Rautio ducks under and follows up with a left that Rautio also avoids with ease.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rautio throws a quick inside leg kick.
AssKicken keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rautio.
Rautio is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by AssKicken.
AssKicken takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Rautio fakes high and swings low for a body shot but AssKicken manages to avoid it.
AssKicken scores with a leg kick.
AssKicken avoids the body shot from Rautio.
Rautio delivers a nice body kick.
Rautio lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#T3#
Rautio scores with a jab to the body.
Rautio lands a nice leg kick that just misses AssKicken's sensitive parts.
AssKicken scores with a nice right hand.
Rautio has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from AssKicken finds it's way round the side to connect with Rautio's head.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rautio.
Sloppy strikes from AssKicken. Those never looked like landing.
Rautio swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but Rautio moved out of range.
Rautio is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by AssKicken.
AssKicken steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Rautio.
A lazy left from Rautio finds it's target.
Risto Rautio is winning the standup battle so far.
Rautio lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
AssKicken is breathing heavily.
AssKicken shoots in but no luck this time. #T4#
Rautio thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on AssKicken if he has to take too many more of those.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
AssKicken blocks the body kick.
Rautio pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
AssKicken appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
AssKicken misses with a hook.
Rautio is looking to counter punch.
A nice leg kick lands there from Rautio.
AssKicken needs to keep his hands up - Rautio had a free shot at his head there.#ROC#
AssKicken is rocked!
Rautio lands an uppercut, right on the button! AssKicken tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Risto Rautio!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Risto Rautio made sure he mentioned Reaper Combatwear, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: Aspire 74: Skovgaard v Montana     
Date:   Sep 13, 2017
#R1#
AssKicken tests Romero's chin there with a solid looking shot.#CUT#
It looks like Third Round Romero has been cut.
AssKicken lands a jab to the head.
AssKicken looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Romero is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
AssKicken tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
AssKicken scores with a decent looking hook.
Romero ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
AssKicken scores with a jab to the jaw.
Romero tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. AssKicken manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Good shot there by Romero.
Romero misses with a leg kick
and AssKicken counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
AssKicken listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.#ROC#
Romero is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
AssKicken connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A combination from Romero does no damage. #T1#
AssKicken ducks under a wild hook from Romero.#KD#
AssKicken bobbing and weaving well here. And he's unloaded with a massive right hand that drops Romero! He dives into his guard looking to finish!
Romero is still in real trouble! Can AssKicken finish him?#CUT#
That has opened up Third Round Romero's cut even more.#SUB#
AssKicken thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
AssKicken throwing strikes from guard but Romero blocks nicely.
Romero seems to have recovered his senses.
AssKicken trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Romero preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
AssKicken loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Romero is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Romero is pulling down on AssKicken's head. It's preventing any offense from AssKicken, at least for the moment.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as AssKicken accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. #T2#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as AssKicken accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
AssKicken throwing strikes from guard but Romero blocks nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!#SUB#
AssKicken drops back, looking for a kneebar! Romero looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Romero looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Romero! #REVB#
AssKicken tries to improve position but can't.
AssKicken manages to get back to half guard.#SUB#
AssKicken looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
AssKicken is pressing down on Romero's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.#SUB#
AssKicken looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Romero stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. AssKicken swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T3##SUB#
AssKicken looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB#
AssKicken looking for subs off his back but Romero has passed one foot through into half guard.
AssKicken works his way to full guard. Good work.#SUB#
AssKicken has his foot on Romero's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Romero works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB#
AssKicken has his foot on Romero's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Romero works his way back into a safe position though.
AssKicken wants to sweep but no luck.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
AssKicken throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
AssKicken keeping moving, preventing Romero from controlling successfully.
Romero is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#T4##SUB#
AssKicken looking for a guillotine here but Romero defends easily.
AssKicken tries to land a sweep but no joy.
AssKicken lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
AssKicken throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
AssKicken throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Romero works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Romero avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Third Round Romero's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
AssKicken misses with a wild body shot.
AssKicken gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Romero.
Some wild striking there from AssKicken.
The fighters circling - AssKicken throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Romero swings away with a body shot that misses
letting AssKicken counter with a right hand.
AssKicken pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
AssKicken displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Romero throws out the jab.
Romero uses good head movement to avoid the hook from AssKicken.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Romero slips a straight right by AssKicken.
Romero now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
AssKicken is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Romero can do to turn this around?
Romero displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as AssKicken throws out the jab.
AssKicken blocks a jab.#T1#
Romero jabs at AssKicken's body.
A big left from AssKicken misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Romero! But no joy.
Romero moves away from the strike by AssKicken.
AssKicken is looking to land body kicks.
AssKicken pivots, looking for a leg kick but Romero is out of range and AssKicken settles back down. #CL2#
Romero clinches up with AssKicken and pushes him back against the cage.
AssKicken drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
AssKicken misses with the head strike.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Romero.
AssKicken misses with a hook to the ribs.
Romero fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Romero's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Romero. #T2#
AssKicken tries to work over Romero's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
I was talking to AssKicken's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A nice right hand lands inside from Romero.
AssKicken throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Romeros head.
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
AssKicken misses with some punches.
AssKicken avoids a wild elbow strike from Romero.
Romero misses with an elbow over the top.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Romero throws a head punch that misses. #TD#
AssKicken wants the takedown. Romero is fighting it off but AssKicken persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Romero's guard against the cage.
Romero trying to control the position here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Romero utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
AssKicken with a flurry of punches that miss.
AssKicken postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
AssKicken throws a big elbow that misses.
AssKicken throws a big elbow that misses. #T3#
AssKicken loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
AssKicken trying to move into half guard but instead Romero has managed to sweep!#REVB#
Romero pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. AssKicken is keeping the position for now. #SUB#
AssKicken looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Romero has picked AssKicken up and slammed him! AssKicken can't keep hold of the triangle and Romero manages to pass to side control!
AssKicken is trying to control Romero's posture but Romero avoids it.
AssKicken sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
AssKicken is trying to get back to full guard.
Romero tries to stand but his hand is stuck under AssKicken.
AssKicken is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Romero's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Romero's back!
Thoreaux AssKicken overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T4#
Romero avoids the strikes from AssKicken.
AssKicken is trying to stick to Romero's back but Romero is turning into AssKicken. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in AssKicken's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Romero.#SUB#
AssKicken had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Romero defends it easily.#SUB#
AssKicken throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB#
Romero is posturing up here but AssKicken has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Romero tries to roll out but it's too tight and Romero has to tap! Slick submission there by AssKicken!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Thoreaux AssKicken waved his t-shirt featuring Aspire Clothing's logo in front of the cameras.
The defeated Third Round Romero had this to say: 'Aaron ThaiGuy nerfed Larry "The Butcher" Shreve!'.

 

Event: Aspire 68: Brophy v Adams     
Date:   Aug 20, 2017
#R1#
AssKicken loads up on a big right hand but DeNeville slips the punch.
DeNeville fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt AssKicken.
DeNeville connects with a looping right hand.
AssKicken scores with a body shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from DeNeville lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and AssKicken has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from AssKicken and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
AssKicken scores with a hook to the body. DeNeville takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
AssKicken feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to DeNeville's calf.
A head kick misses from DeNeville.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
AssKicken is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by DeNeville.
DeNeville drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A slapping leg kick lands for AssKicken. #T1#
DeNeville throws a leg kick but AssKicken checks it.
DeNeville avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Nice uppercut there from AssKicken.
DeNeville on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
AssKicken throws an ugly left hook that misses
and DeNeville counters with a nice uppercut.
DeNeville lands a high kick!
DeNeville slips a jab from AssKicken.
AssKicken goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
DeNeville cracks the inside of AssKicken's front leg.
DeNeville lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
AssKicken rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and DeNeville connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T2#
AssKicken throws a right hand that misses
and DeNeville counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
DeNeville uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from AssKicken.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but DeNeville moved out of range.
AssKicken scores with a nice right hand.
AssKicken throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
DeNeville is looking to counter with head kicks.
Nice uppercut lands for DeNeville. That snapped AssKicken's head back.
A slow jab from AssKicken misses its intended target. #CL#
DeNeville moves into the clinch.
AssKicken makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
DeNeville working some nice short punches in the clinch.#TD#
DeNeville gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
AssKicken tries to get to full guard but DeNeville has control of the leg. #T3#
DeNeville looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
DeNeville is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. #ROC#
AssKicken is rocked!
AssKicken tries to get to full guard but DeNeville has control of the leg.
AssKicken is still in real trouble! Can DeNeville finish him?
We've been hearing that DeNeville has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
DeNeville is keen to just control but AssKicken is a slippery customer.
AssKicken seems to have recovered his senses.
DeNeville lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt AssKicken quite badly. AssKicken pulls DeNeville in close trying to recover. DeNeville postures up and lands two really hard shots that put AssKicken on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but AssKicken doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Donsone DeNeville!
Donsone DeNeville thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Aspire 61: Lewandowski vs Yew     
Date:   Jul 23, 2017
#R1##TD2#
AssKicken throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Stefanov tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. AssKicken is in Stefanov's guard.
Stefanov on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Stefanov tries to get out of the position.
AssKicken trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
AssKicken sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Stefanov's guard.
Stefanov won't allow AssKicken to pass to mount. #SUB2#
AssKicken is working for a kimura but Stefanov is defending it quite comfortably. #SUB2#
AssKicken is trying to work for a kimura but Stefanov is defending well.
AssKicken is pressing down on Stefanov's thigh, looking to free his foot. Stefanov is holding on for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stefanov is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
AssKicken wants to pass to mount but Stefanov is defending the position. #T1#
AssKicken keeps trying to improve his position.#SUB2#
AssKicken looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
AssKicken tries to pass to full mount but Stefanov defends it.
Stefanov has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Stefanov is looking for a sweep. AssKicken is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Stefanov is refusing to be controlled, as AssKicken sits in half guard.
AssKicken is looking to advance position but Stefanov won't allow it. #SUB2#
AssKicken is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Stefanov doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time AssKicken.
AssKicken is looking to advance position but Stefanov won't allow it. #SUB2#
AssKicken is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Stefanov doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time AssKicken. #SUB2#
AssKicken is trying to work for a kimura but Stefanov is defending well. #T3#
AssKicken passes the guard and advances to mount! #SUB2#
AssKicken swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Stefanov is now in AssKicken's guard. A big mistake from AssKicken there, giving up the dominant position!
AssKicken looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
AssKicken wants to improve his position but instead Stefanov has moved into half guard.
Stefanov wants to get back to his feet. #T4#
AssKicken tries to roll over but Stefanov keeps him under control.
AssKicken slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
AssKicken lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Stefanov can't keep his opponent in guard - AssKicken advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
AssKicken works his foot free and advances to mount.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
AssKicken working for a guillotine from mount but Stefanov is in no mood to give up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
AssKicken lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
AssKicken throws a right hand that misses
and Stefanov counters with a lovely straight right hand!
AssKicken misses with a hook. Stefanov ducked under it nicely.
AssKicken moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
AssKicken pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
AssKicken swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
AssKicken lands a jab to the nose.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Stefanov looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A big right from Stefanov misses.
Nice uppercut lands for AssKicken. That snapped Stefanov's head back.
AssKicken slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#T1#
Stefanov throws a big shot that misses.
Stefanov pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stefanov feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits AssKickens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#CUT#
It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
AssKicken cracks Stefanov with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Nice shot lands for AssKicken.
A jab from AssKicken finds it's way through Stefanov's defenses.
Stefanov closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
AssKicken throws out a leg kick but Stefanov moves out of range and AssKicken only half commits.
Stefanov fires out a quick counter leg kick but AssKicken just manages to avoid it.
Stefanov throws a sloppy head kick and AssKicken moves out of range easily.
Stefanov with a body punch. A glancing blow. #T2#
Stefanov swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
AssKicken swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Stefanov tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Stefanov throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling AssKicken to counter with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice straight punches there by AssKicken. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of AssKicken.
Stefanov pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
AssKicken has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
AssKicken shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
It's a brutal combination of punches from AssKicken! Stefanov is backing up but he can't get away as AssKicken lands with one final shot to the jaw that drops Stefanov and ends the fight. Great knockout.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Thoreaux AssKicken made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying ' "I do this for you ASPIRE, I love you, line up the next one, all I want to do is fight and hear my fans cheer, I'm a blessed man, what a time to be alive, woo!"'.
The defeated Nasko Stefanov had this to say: 'Yer a dirty pirate hooker!!'.

 

Event: Aspire 48: James vs Moura     
Date:   Jun 30, 2017
#R1#
Rhinehold misses with an uppercut
and AssKicken counters with a nice uppercut. #CUT#
It looks like Burt Rhinehold has been cut.
Rhinehold looks to land a left hand but AssKicken moved out of range nicely.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as AssKicken checks a leg kick.
AssKicken uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rhinehold.
Rhinehold slips under a jab from AssKicken.
AssKicken backing away here, and Rhinehold unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
A low kick from Rhinehold misses #TD#
so AssKicken counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Rhinehold is trying to keep AssKicken in close.
AssKicken looking to pass the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
AssKicken postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Rhinehold is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of AssKicken, into his guard. #REVB#
AssKicken looking for a sweep. Not yet AssKicken, not yet. #T1#
Rhinehold stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. AssKicken swivels though and keeps the full guard.
AssKicken wants to sweep but no luck.
AssKicken bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Rhinehold's guard. #REVR##SUB#
AssKicken postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Rhinehold is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of AssKicken, into his guard. #REVB#
Rhinehold stopping the sweep attempt from AssKicken.#SUB#
Rhinehold got a little sloppy there for a moment and AssKicken has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Rhinehold has managed to get both his arms back between AssKicken's legs - danger averted.
AssKicken lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
AssKicken tries to free his leg and advance position but Rhinehold is retaining full guard.
AssKicken looking to sit in guard and control but Rhinehold gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
I've been told that Rhinehold has been drilling his wrestling of late, which has already helped him take this fight to the mat. Let's see how much of an impact it has on the outcome of the ground game.#SUB#
Rhinehold got a little sloppy there for a moment and AssKicken has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Rhinehold has managed to get both his arms back between AssKicken's legs - danger averted.#T2#
Rhinehold content to stall in guard here. #SUB#
AssKicken is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
AssKicken tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rhinehold sitting in guard here, content to control. #T3#
Rhinehold wants to pass the guard but AssKicken is keeping the position.#SUB#
AssKicken throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Rhinehold preventing the sweep.
AssKicken keeping moving, preventing Rhinehold from controlling successfully.
Rhinehold trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
AssKicken tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rhinehold wants to pass the guard but AssKicken is keeping the position.#T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
AssKicken trying to control the position.
AssKicken being controlled here, momentarily. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Rhinehold wants to clinch.
AssKicken connects with a crisp jab.
Thoreaux AssKicken seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Rhinehold misses the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Burt Rhinehold's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Rhinehold lands with a right hand.
AssKicken looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Rhinehold will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
AssKicken fires out a quick counter leg kick but Rhinehold just manages to avoid it.
AssKicken throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rhinehold sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Despite the aggression on Rhinehold's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Rhinehold missing with a left hand there. AssKicken was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
AssKicken swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Rhinehold slips a straight right by AssKicken.
A slapping leg kick lands for AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a nice looking combination but Rhinehold bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rhinehold follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Rhinehold.
AssKicken feinted with a counter takedown.
AssKicken is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
AssKicken throws an ugly left hook that misses #CL2#
and Rhinehold holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. #T1#
AssKicken throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rhineholds head.
AssKicken misses with a punch to the body.
Rhinehold creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through AssKicken's defenses. #CUT2#
It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.#BC#
AssKicken breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
AssKicken misses with a leg kick.
A nice side step and Rhinehold releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Rhinehold scores with a nice right hand.
Rhinehold throws a nice outside leg kick.
Rhinehold takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
AssKicken bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
AssKicken lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
AssKicken throws a hook but Rhinehold blocks it.
Rhinehold wants to counter the offense by AssKicken and move into the clinch position.
Rhinehold bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of AssKicken's head.#T2#
AssKicken slips under a jab from Rhinehold.
AssKicken is looking to counter punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
Rhinehold is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts AssKicken, as that shot connected.
Rhinehold tries to work over AssKicken's front leg with a kick but AssKicken checks it.
AssKicken swats away the attempt to clinch by Rhinehold.
Rhinehold is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Rhinehold tries to clinch
and Rhinehold takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Rhinehold throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from AssKicken.#T3#
Rhinehold is looking to score with low kicks.
AssKicken gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Rhinehold cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A big left from AssKicken misses.
AssKicken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
AssKicken throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nice defenses there by Rhinehold.
Rhinehold swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
AssKicken throws a body punch but Rhinehold moves out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by AssKicken.
AssKicken lands a nice shot to the body.
AssKicken on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Rhinehold. Rhinehold obviously looking to wear him down.
AssKicken throws a sloppy body shot
and Rhinehold connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T4#
AssKicken connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Rhinehold's hands.
Rhinehold tries to land a front kick but AssKicken steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
AssKicken is looking to counter punch.
AssKicken misses with a kick to the body.
AssKicken throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rhinehold sees it coming and avoids it easily.
AssKicken looks to land a left hand but Rhinehold moved out of range nicely.
Rhinehold avoids the body shot from AssKicken.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A swing and a miss from AssKicken.
AssKicken connects with a solid leg kick.
Rhinehold takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Sloppy strikes from AssKicken. Those never looked like landing.
AssKicken is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rhinehold can do to turn this around?
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rhinehold manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Rhinehold tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but AssKicken was well out of range. Poor timing from Rhinehold.
Rhinehold lands a nice leg kick that just misses AssKicken's sensitive parts.
Jab from AssKicken.
AssKicken avoids a kick to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from AssKicken, right into the meat.
AssKicken connects with a body shot that sends Rhinehold's belly button to the back.
AssKicken ducks under a wild hook from Rhinehold.
Rhinehold checks the leg kick nicely there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rhinehold throws a looping overhand right but AssKicken ducks down to avoid it.
AssKicken tries to counter with a takedown but Rhinehold is quick to defend against it.
Thoreaux AssKicken is winning the standup battle so far.
A bone on bone clash there as Rhinehold blocks the leg kick.
Rhinehold moves out of range of the strikes.#T1#
Rhinehold slips under a jab.
AssKicken scores with a leg kick.
Rhinehold bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps AssKicken's head backwards.
AssKicken works the jab nicely.
AssKicken throws a nice looking combination but Rhinehold bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
AssKicken misses with a looping left.
AssKicken cracks Rhinehold with an open hand slap.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by AssKicken.
A jab from Rhinehold misses.
AssKicken moves out of range of the leg kick from Rhinehold.
Burt Rhinehold is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
AssKicken jabs at Rhinehold's body.
Burt Rhinehold has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Rhinehold tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but AssKicken paws at him with a jab and circles away.
AssKicken misses with a hook.
AssKicken connects with a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
AssKicken slips a jab from Rhinehold.
AssKicken loads up on a big right hand but Rhinehold slips the punch.
Rhinehold thows a left - swing and a miss!
AssKicken tries to counter with a takedown but Rhinehold is quick to defend against it.
Rhinehold throws a jab when AssKicken was well out of range.
AssKicken with a jab.
Rhinehold throws a right and a left that AssKicken avoids nicely.
Rhinehold misses with a body shot.
Rhinehold scores with a hook.#T3#
AssKicken is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rhinehold.
Nice jab there from Rhinehold.
Rhinehold with a nice cross.
Rhinehold walks into a stiff left hand from AssKicken.
A jab from AssKicken finds it's way through Rhinehold's defenses.
Rhinehold fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range.
Rhinehold moves out of range as AssKicken strikes.
AssKicken scores with a jab. Rhinehold acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Rhinehold has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Rhinehold there as he acknowledges the shot.
AssKicken lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rhinehold circles away quickly and effectively.
Rhinehold throws out a counter right but AssKicken avoids it with no problem.#T4#
A clash of legs there as AssKicken blocks the low kick.
AssKicken throws a looping overhand right but Rhinehold ducks down to avoid it.
Rhinehold with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rhinehold avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rhinehold loads up on a big right hand but AssKicken slips the punch.
AssKicken misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Rhinehold takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Rhinehold connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed AssKicken momentarily. #ROC2#
AssKicken is rocked!

And that's the end of the fight!
Thoreaux AssKicken showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for AssKicken, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Thoreaux AssKicken!

Thoreaux AssKicken gave a mention to Aspire Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: Aspire 44: Gerrald vs Brophy     
Date:   Jun 10, 2017
#R1#
AssKicken throws a shot from downtown. Sidious moves away and avoids it.
Sidious tries to counter by clinching up but AssKicken breaks away and moves out of range.
Good work by Sidious as he checks the leg kick.
Sidious swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
AssKicken tries to land a front kick but Sidious steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Sidious throws a sloppy head kick and AssKicken moves out of range easily.
Thoreaux AssKicken seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD2#
AssKicken looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
AssKicken wants to pass the guard but Sidious is keeping the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken passes Sidious's right leg, so he's now in half guard. #T1#
Sidious is looking for a sweep. AssKicken is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Sidious won't allow AssKicken to pass to mount.
Sidious is in trouble now - AssKicken has advanced to mount!
Sidious tries to reverse the position but AssKicken maintains control.
Sidious stops AssKicken from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Sidious tries to hold on but AssKicken pushes him away. #T2#
AssKicken wants to take Sidious's back but he can't do it this time.
AssKicken wants to take his opponent's back but instead Sidious manages to regain half guard.
Sidious trying to hold on to AssKicken's head to control him but AssKicken postures up.
AssKicken trying to pass the guard but Sidious defending well.
Sidious wants to control but AssKicken is keeping busy.
AssKicken trying to control from half guard but Sidious is working away. #T3#
AssKicken wants to pass the guard but Sidious is defending well.
Sidious is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
AssKicken is trying to work for a kimura but Sidious is defending well.
AssKicken tries to pass to full mount but Sidious defends it. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
AssKicken throws the left hand but Sidious avoids the punch easily.
A leg kick checked by Sidious.
AssKicken lands a slapping body shot.
AssKicken throws a big shot that misses.
AssKicken uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sidious.
AssKicken misses with a left hand
and Sidious counters with a leg kick.
Sidious steps to the side to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
Sidious was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Sidious throws an ugly left hook that misses
and AssKicken counters with a low kick, right behind Sidious 's knee.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Sidious swings widly with a right hand
and AssKicken counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
AssKicken fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Sidious checks it well.
AssKicken throws a big shot that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sidious manages to avoid it.
AssKicken just misses with a punch to the body.
Good leg kick by AssKicken there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
AssKicken scores with a hook to the body. Sidious takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
AssKicken loads up on a big right hand but Sidious slips the punch.
Sidious checks a leg kick.
Sidious thinks about countering with a body kick.
AssKicken slips under a jab from Sidious.
AssKicken steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sidious.
Sidious misses with a body shot
and AssKicken counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sidious swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
AssKicken unleashes a big counter combination but Sidious bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Sidious scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
AssKicken looks to score with a jab to the body but Sidious is just out of range.
Sidious connects with a body shot that sends AssKicken's belly button to the back.
Thoreaux AssKicken seems to be getting the better of the standup.
AssKicken clobbers Sidious with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #T1#
Sidious ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
Sidious lands a nice shot to the body.
AssKicken changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Sidious rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and AssKicken cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
AssKicken throws a right hand that misses
and Sidious counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sidious moves out of range of the body kick from AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Sidious looks to land a right hand but AssKicken moved out of range.
Nice defenses there by Sidious.
Sidious listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A lazy left from AssKicken finds it's target.
AssKicken throws a body shot but no joy.
A little feinted left hand from Sidious on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T2#
A telegraphed right hand from Sidious misses the target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sidious lands a front kick.
Sidious ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
AssKicken blocks a head kick by Sidious.
Sidious throws a looping overhand right but AssKicken ducks down to avoid it.
AssKicken lands a nice looking body shot.
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
Nice defenses there by AssKicken.
Sidious tries a head kick but it misses.
AssKicken shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Sidious but Sidious pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Sidious moves out of range as AssKicken strikes.#T3#
AssKicken misses with a jab to the body
and AssKicken takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
AssKicken misses with a low kick as Sidious jumps back.
As AssKicken tries to get set, Sidious tries to push him back and clinch up but AssKicken manages to avoid the attempt.
Good leg kick by Sidious there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
AssKicken blocks a head kick by Sidious.
A cross from AssKicken lands.
AssKicken throws the kick towards the body but Sidious avoids it.
AssKicken looks to land a left hand but Sidious moved out of range nicely.
AssKicken uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sidious.
AssKicken slips under a jab from Sidious.
Sidious ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
Sidious waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract AssKicken.
Sidious looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Sidious walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
AssKicken throws a push kick but Sidious slaps the foot to one side. #T4#
Sidious fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Good work by Sidious as he checks the leg kick.
AssKicken just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromSidious.
AssKicken lands with a thumping leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sidious changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Sidious throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
AssKicken throws a hook but Sidious blocks it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sidious. AssKicken does a little dance to reset his feet.
A decent looking cross lands there for AssKicken.
AssKicken circles away from the clinch attempt
and AssKicken counters with a lovely straight right hand!
AssKicken does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Thoreaux AssKicken will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Sidious's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Sidious will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
AssKicken scores with a jab to the head.
AssKicken throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sidious.
Sidious throws out a loose jab but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it.
A jab from AssKicken misses.
Sidious misses with a body shot.
A swing and a miss from Sidious.
AssKicken tried to score with a low kick but Sidious checks it.
Sidious lands a nice looking body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Sidious takes the fight into the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by AssKicken.
Sidious lands an elbow inside that AssKicken shrugs off.
Sidious lands a left hand that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards.
AssKicken has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T1#
Sidious tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
AssKicken misses with a shot to the kidneys.
AssKicken lands a nice uppercut.
AssKicken lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sidious backwards.
Sidious lands an elbow just above AssKicken 's eye.
Sidious takes a shot to the head.
AssKicken misses with a punch on the inside.
Sidious pushes off an throws an elbow but AssKicken leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
AssKicken misses with some punches.
Sidious goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sidious looks to throw an elbow but misses.
AssKicken throws a head punch that misses.
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sidious stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Sidious lands an uppercut.
Sidious tries to work over AssKicken's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Darth Sidious has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Sidious blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sidious can't find room to land a body shot as AssKicken controls the action.
Sidious doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
AssKicken is working for takedown but Sidious is calmly controlling the position for now.
Sidious throws a blind hook that connects with the side of AssKickens head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
AssKicken misses with a hook from the clinch.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Sidious.
AssKicken has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Sidious after a bit of a struggle.
Sidious softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Sidious misses with an elbow over the top.
AssKicken doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
AssKicken misses with a body punch.
Sidious lands a damaging elbow.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Sidious just misses with a elbow thrown towards AssKicken's brow.
Sidious lands an elbow that stopped AssKicken in his tracks for a moment. #CUT#
It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
Sidious works on AssKicken's body with a couple of short punches.
AssKicken takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Sidious lands a nice elbow. #T3#
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Sidious controls his hands.
A short right from Sidious on the inside.
Sidious throws an elbow that misses.
AssKicken has a couple of punches blocked by Sidious.
Sidious blocks a punch to the side of the head.
AssKicken lands on the inside with an uppercut.
AssKicken tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sidious tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
AssKicken lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sidious throws an elbow but it misses.
AssKicken misses with some punches.
Sidious tried to land a shot to the body but connects with AssKicken's elbow.
Sidious lands a left hand.
AssKicken tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Darth Sidious has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Thoreaux AssKicken.
Sidious tries to work over AssKicken's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sidious lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards. #ROC#
AssKicken is rocked!#T4#
Sidious pushes off an throws an elbow but AssKicken leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
AssKicken is still on wobbly legs! Can Sidious finish him?
Sidious misses with a punch on the inside.
Sidious throws an elbow that misses.
Sidious throws an elbow that misses.
Sidious fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Sidious misses with an elbow over the top.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sidious creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
AssKicken has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Sidious seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if AssKicken can turn it around.
Sidious swings away with an uppercut that misses. #BC#
Sidious breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Sidious engages and cracks AssKicken with a massive lead left hook - AssKicken tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Sidious is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Darth Sidious!
Darth Sidious gave a mention to Aspire Clothing in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: Aspire MMA - Just Bleed 40     
Date:   May 20, 2017
#R1#
McLean tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but AssKicken was well out of range. Poor timing from McLean.
AssKicken swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
We've been hearing reports that AssKicken has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
McLean needs to keep his hands up - AssKicken had a free shot at his head there.
AssKicken misses with a right hand
and McLean counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
AssKicken keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #CL#
McLean tries to keep at a distance but AssKicken has taken the fight into the clinch.
McLean can't break the clinch.
AssKicken pushes McLean back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
McLean lands a nice shot to the body. #BC2#
McLean pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
AssKicken throws a hook but McLean blocks it.
AssKicken gets cracked with a nice right hand there by McLean.
AssKicken throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
McLean throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
McLean throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
AssKicken throws a jab when McLean was well out of range.
AssKicken swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Shawn McLean is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
McLean throws a poor cross that misses
and AssKicken counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#TD#
AssKicken closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
McLean tries to get to full guard but AssKicken has control of the leg. #SUB#
AssKicken is trying to work for a kimura but McLean is defending well. #SUB#
AssKicken is working for a submission of some sort.
AssKicken wants to free his trapped foot but McLean is holding on for dear life with his legs. #T2#
McLean wants to get back to full guard.
McLean regains full guard. Nicely done.
AssKicken looking to pass the guard.
AssKicken wants to control from the top but McLean keeps moving. #T3#
AssKicken stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McLean swivels though and keeps the full guard.
AssKicken is working hard here to advance position.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
AssKicken passes McLean's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
AssKicken wants to pass the guard but McLean is defending well.
McLean controlling the position well.
McLean wants to get back to full guard.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
McLean looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
McLean scores with a three punch combo! #CUT2#
It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
McLean walks into a jab.
AssKicken jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
McLean works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
AssKicken lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Good exchange - AssKicken coming out on top.
McLean slips a straight right by AssKicken.
McLean just misses with a punch to the body.
AssKicken takes a swing at McLean's ribcage but misses.
AssKicken lands with a cross.
AssKicken uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before McLean has time to react.
McLean takes a swing at AssKicken's ribcage but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Thoreaux AssKicken's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
McLean scores with a nice head shot.
McLean stuns AssKicken with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McLean throws a combination but it was largely blocked by AssKicken.
McLean looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
McLean throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A shot to the body from McLean misses
and AssKicken counters with a lovely straight right hand!
AssKicken uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McLean.
AssKicken uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McLean.
McLean just misses with a punch to the body.
AssKicken throws a poor cross that misses
and McLean counters with a left and a right that stings AssKicken.
AssKicken seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. McLean shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! AssKicken is backing up but McLean catches him with a final right hook that drops him! AssKicken covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! McLean Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Shawn McLean!
Shawn McLean made sure to mention his sponsor, Aspire Nutrition in his post fight interview.

 

Event: Aspire MMA - Just Bleed 32     
Date:   Apr 08, 2017
#R1#
AssKicken slaps away a takedown attempt from Mayer , before circling back to the center of the mat.
A counter left hand to the body from AssKicken misses its target.
Mayer misses with a takedown attempt - AssKicken sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
AssKicken misses with a low kick.
Mayer dives in for a single leg takedown but AssKicken sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Thoreaux AssKicken has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Adlet Mayer .
AssKicken cracks Mayer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#CUT#
It looks like Adlet Mayer has been cut.
AssKicken looks to score with a jab to the body but Mayer is just out of range.
AssKicken looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Horrible takedown attempt by Mayer or perhaps it was just good defense by AssKicken, which made it look bad.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by AssKicken.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circle momentarily. AssKicken darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#TD2#
Mayer changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. AssKicken looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
AssKicken sneaks back into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mayer sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. AssKicken defending well though. #T1#
AssKicken makes his way to full guard. A much better position for AssKicken.
Mayer landing with the ground and pound.
Mayer trying to control but AssKicken is working from the bottom.
Mayer working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Mayer postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
AssKicken is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SUB#
Mayer is sitting in close to AssKicken's body. AssKicken has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Mayer is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Mayer is tapping! That was a very nice submission by AssKicken.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Thoreaux AssKicken managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, MayheM sportswear, into his post fight interview.

 

Event: Aspire MMA - Just Bleed 28     
Date:   Mar 11, 2017
#R1#
Creed ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
AssKicken ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Creed moves away.
Creed thows a left - swing and a miss!
A big right from AssKicken misses.
A leg kick checked by AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Creed throws a hook but AssKicken blocks it.
AssKicken looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Creed shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
AssKicken walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Creed checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Creed looks like he wants to counter punch here.
AssKicken connects with a looping right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken throws a jab but it's blocked by Creed.
AssKicken lands a jab to Creed's midsection.
AssKicken lands with an uppercut that bounces Creed off the cage and back into range.
Creed throws a big shot that misses.
AssKicken missing with a left hand there. Creed was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #T1#
A jab from AssKicken misses.
Creed misses with a body kick.
An attempted straight right counter from AssKicken misses the target.
Good shot there by AssKicken.
Creed just misses with a punch to the body.
AssKicken lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Creed at a distance.
Thoreaux AssKicken seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A shot to the liver by AssKicken. Beautiful body shot.
Creed throws the left hand but AssKicken avoids the punch easily.
AssKicken was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Creed misses the shot to the body.
Creed throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand. #CUT2#
It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
Creed takes one to the side of the head.
Creed defending well as AssKicken loads up on a big left hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Creed. AssKicken does a little dance to reset his feet.
AssKicken tried to counter with a leg kick but Creed avoided it.
AssKicken throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
AssKicken takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie. #T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
AssKicken ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Creed moves away.
AssKicken misses with a body shot.
Creed was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Creed is looking to land body kicks.
AssKicken throws a hook to the side of Creed's head but Creed sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Creed! But no joy.
Creed throws a series of punches but AssKicken moves out of range.
Creed lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Creed throws a right hand that AssKicken ducks under and follows up with a left that AssKicken also avoids with ease.
AssKicken throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Creed throws a leg kick that misses.
AssKicken tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Creed was well out of range. Poor timing from AssKicken.
Creed lands a jab to the nose.
AssKicken throws the left hand but Creed avoids the punch easily.
A little jabbing left from Creed on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
AssKicken changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Creed. Those never looked like landing. #T3#
AssKicken avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A slow jab from AssKicken misses its intended target.
AssKicken keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A good leg kick by Creed.
AssKicken misses with a low kick.
Creed throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Creed ducks right into an uppercut from AssKicken.
Creed throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
AssKicken misses with a wild body shot.
AssKicken has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Creed.
AssKicken looking to land some kicks to the body here.
AssKicken missing with a left hand there. Creed was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Creed misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from AssKicken. #T4#
Creed lands with a shot to the body.
A big left from AssKicken misses.
Creed misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
AssKicken swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Creed counters with a straight right hand.
AssKicken misses with a hook
and Creed counters with an inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Creed looks to land a combination but AssKicken avoids it well.
AssKicken misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Creed connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Creed ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
AssKicken just misses with a punch to the body.
Creed is looking to land body kicks.
Creed lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though. #ROC2#
AssKicken is rocked!
AssKicken doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
AssKicken is breathing heavily.
AssKicken tries to get into range but Creed steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops AssKicken! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Creed scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Apollo Creed!
Apollo Creed really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Urban Fighter logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: Just Bleed 25     
Date:   Feb 18, 2017
#R1#
AssKicken drops his hands momentarily and Scott takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
AssKicken scores with a decent looking hook.
AssKicken misses with a straight right.
AssKicken throws a shot from downtown. Scott moves away and avoids it.
Scott lands the left hand.
Scott misses with a double jab.
Scott with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling AssKicken to score with a decent uppercut.
AssKicken paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Scott defending well as AssKicken loads up on a big left hand.
A lazy left from Scott finds it's target.
Scott looks for the body kick but AssKicken saw that one coming.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Scott thuds his shin into the meat of AssKicken's side.
This has been an exciting period of action!
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Scott manages to avoid it.
Scott keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from AssKicken.
AssKicken looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Scott throws a leg kick
and AssKicken counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
AssKicken is looking to score with low kicks.#T1#
Scott throws a shot from downtown. AssKicken moves away and avoids it.
AssKicken walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Scott ducks down and throws a hook to the body but AssKicken moves away.
Scott misses with a lunging right hand
and AssKicken counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Scott thinking.
AssKicken gets cracked there but stands up to it.
AssKicken scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
AssKicken scores with a hook to the body. Scott takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Scott scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. AssKicken doesn't seem bothered though.
Nice body punch from AssKicken.
AssKicken misses with a hook. Scott ducked under it nicely.
Scott jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Scott misses with a looping left.
Nice cross by Scott.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
AssKicken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #T2#
Scott tries to clinch but AssKicken moves out of range.
Scott lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Alejandro Scott seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Scott, as that shot connected.
AssKicken swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Scott shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
AssKicken on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A nice leg kick lands there from Scott.
AssKicken connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Scott momentarily.
Scott tries to clinch up.
AssKicken digs a good hook to Scott's body.
AssKicken throws a nice outside leg kick.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Scott.
AssKicken tries to move into range but Scott moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.#T3#
AssKicken takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Scott darts in trying to clinch
and AssKicken counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Scott thinking.
Scott tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. AssKicken manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
AssKicken looks to land a left hand but Scott moved out of range nicely.
A left lands for AssKicken.#CL2#
Scott rushes AssKicken and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Scott is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables AssKicken to keep the fight standing.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for AssKicken.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land. #BC#
AssKicken breaks the clinch.
Scott uses good head movement to avoid the hook from AssKicken.
Scott throws a sloppy head kick and AssKicken moves out of range easily. #T4#
Scott lands a nice leg kick that just misses AssKicken's sensitive parts.
AssKicken throws a hook to the side of Scott's head but Scott sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
It seemed like Scott was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
AssKicken swings for the body but Scott moves out of range.
Scott cracks AssKicken with a right hand to the side of the head.
AssKicken moves out of range of the body kick from Scott.
AssKicken walks into a left hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Scott throws an uppercut from half a mile away. AssKicken sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Scott lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Scott.
A lazy left from Scott finds it's target.
AssKicken just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Scott throws a lazy uppercut
and AssKicken counters with a stiff right hand.
Scott throws a leg kick that is checked
and AssKicken connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Scott waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract AssKicken.
AssKicken jabs Scott right on the nose. Scott blinks but takes it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Alejandro Scott will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Scott scores with a jab to the body.
Scott misses with a low kick.
Scott ducks right into an uppercut from AssKicken.
AssKicken uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Scott.
AssKicken rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Scott moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
AssKicken just misses with a punch to the body.
Scott steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from AssKicken.
Scott misses with a body shot.
Scott throws a wild body kick that AssKicken sees coming a mile off.
A looping hook to the body misses from Scott. AssKicken does a little dance to reset his feet.
Scott scores with a nice strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
AssKicken keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
AssKicken swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Scott avoids a kick to the body. #T1#
Scott throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
AssKicken is looking to land body kicks.
AssKicken is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
AssKicken connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Scott gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Scott misses with a straight right.
Scott scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Scott lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Scott connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
AssKicken jabbing away but nothing is landing.
AssKicken cracks Scott with a good jab.
Alejandro Scott seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Scott scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
AssKicken jabs Scott to the body, keeping him at a distance.
AssKicken throws a body punch but Scott moves out of range. #T2#
Scott misses with a leg kick.
Scott looks to throw a body kick
and Scott takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
AssKicken moves into range and connects with a jab.
Scott clobbers AssKicken with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Scott swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
AssKicken rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Scott counters with an outside leg kick.
AssKicken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
AssKicken scores with a nice right hand.
AssKicken will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Scott uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by AssKicken. #CL2#
Scott has closed the distance and engaged AssKicken in a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land. #T3#
AssKicken tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Scott tries to break free but AssKicken pushes him back against the cage.
Scott misses with a body punch.
AssKicken tries to break the clinch but Scott is controlling the position. #BC2#
Scott breaks from the clinch.
AssKicken connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
AssKicken gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
AssKicken scores with a hook to the body. Scott takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Scott paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Scott darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Scott keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from AssKicken.#T4#
Scott checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
AssKicken throws a hook to the side of Scott's head but Scott sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Scott looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Scott throws a front kick that sends AssKicken stumbling back into the cage.
AssKicken throws a nice looking combination but Scott bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
AssKicken looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Scott throws the left hand but AssKicken avoids the punch easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A shot to the liver by AssKicken. Beautiful body shot.
Scott is looking to clinch.
AssKicken looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
AssKicken uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Scott has time to react.
The crowd cheers as Scott lands an impressive looking overhand right. AssKicken doesn't seem phased though.
Good exchange - Scott coming out on top.
AssKicken throws a leg kick but Scott moved away.
Scott lands with a kick to the ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Alejandro Scott will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R3#
A telegraphed right hand from Scott misses the target.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
AssKicken looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Scott cracks AssKicken with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A nice inside leg kick there by Scott. That's going to slow AssKicken down.
Scott moves away from the strike by AssKicken.
Scott ducks right into an uppercut from AssKicken.
A jab from AssKicken misses.
Despite the aggression on Scott's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Scott keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scott scores with a shot to the body.
AssKicken swings for the body but Scott moves out of range.
AssKicken moves away from the strike by Scott.
AssKicken throwing a counter right hand but Scott manages to avoid it.
AssKicken scores with a hook.
AssKicken tests Scott's chin there with a solid looking shot.#T1#
AssKicken on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
AssKicken throws a lazy uppercut
and Scott counters with a body kick.
AssKicken uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Scott.
AssKicken bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
AssKicken cracks Scott with a good jab.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
AssKicken avoids the body shot from Scott.
Scott tries to work over AssKicken's front leg with a kick but AssKicken checks it.
AssKicken tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Scott was well out of range. Poor timing from AssKicken.
The fighters circling - Scott throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Scott cracks a nice hook into AssKicken's ribs.
AssKicken dips to his left and cracks Scott with an uppercut!#T2#
AssKicken misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Scott counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Scott lands with a big left! AssKicken is wobbled badly! Scott comes in with a flurry of punches and drops AssKicken to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Alejandro Scott!
Alejandro Scott is the new light heavyweight champion!
A victorious Alejandro Scott thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Thoreaux AssKicken spoke after the fight, saying ' Nice win, Champ.'.

 

Event: Just Bleed 23     
Date:   Feb 04, 2017
#R1#
AssKicken with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Rhammar ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
Rhammar throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Anus Rhammar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
AssKicken checks a leg kick.
Rhammar throws a leg kick but AssKicken sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Rhammar looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
Rhammar ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
Rhammar is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Rhammar scores with a shot to the body.
Rhammar throws a low kick but AssKicken avoids it.
AssKicken avoids the body shot from Rhammar.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rhammar.
Rhammar avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rhammar moves out of range of the strikes.
Rhammar swings widly with a right hand
and AssKicken counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
AssKicken looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
AssKicken cracks Rhammar with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.#T1#
AssKicken thows a left - swing and a miss!
AssKicken chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Rhammar can pounce on him.
AssKicken avoids the body shot from Rhammar.
An attempted straight right counter from AssKicken misses the target.
AssKicken checks a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from AssKicken. Rhammar does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rhammar was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Rhammar throws a leg kick but AssKicken sees it coming and checks it nicely.
AssKicken checks a leg kick nicely.
AssKicken throws a nice looking combination but Rhammar bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rhammar connects with an inside leg kick.
AssKicken keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Rhammar fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
AssKicken throws out a loose jab but Rhammar uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
AssKicken moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Rhammar throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
Rhammar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
AssKicken throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rhammar throws out a counter right but AssKicken avoids it with no problem.
A big right from AssKicken misses.
Rhammar avoids the body shot from AssKicken.
Rhammar throws a low kick, looking for AssKicken's leg but AssKicken calmly moves out of range.
Rhammar misses with a wild body shot.
AssKicken feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Rhammars jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Rhammar jabbing away but nothing is landing.
AssKicken ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Rhammar throws a hook but AssKicken avoids it easily.
AssKicken scores with a body shot. #T3#
A lazy left from Rhammar finds it's target.
A solid leg kick lands there for Rhammar.
Rhammar looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
Rhammar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rhammar.
Rhammar looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
AssKicken lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
AssKicken scores with a jab to the body.
AssKicken wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A low kick from Rhammar is predictable there
and AssKicken counters with a straight right hand.
AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rhammar.
AssKicken misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rhammar fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Rhammar turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.#T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rhammar misses with a right hand
and AssKicken counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Rhammar misses with a hook.
Rhammar looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Rhammar throws a low kick but AssKicken avoids it.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but Rhammar moved out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by AssKicken.
Rhammar tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
AssKicken avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rhammar fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt AssKicken.
AssKicken keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Rhammar throws a chopping leg kick but AssKicken manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
AssKicken connects with a body shot.
AssKicken waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rhammar.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Rhammar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
AssKicken throwing a counter right hand but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
AssKicken misses with a wild body shot.
Rhammar lands with an uppercut that bounces AssKicken off the cage and back into range.
AssKicken misses with a wild combination.
Rhammar takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
Rhammar thows a left - swing and a miss!
AssKicken throws an overhand right that lands on Rhammar's shoulder, as Rhammar tries to avoid the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rhammar wants to land a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range.
Rhammar throws a low kick but AssKicken moves out of range easily.
The fighters circling - AssKicken throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A countering left hand to the body from Rhammar misses.
AssKicken loads up on a big right hand but Rhammar slips the punch.
AssKicken throws a right and a left that Rhammar avoids nicely. #T1#
Rhammar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Rhammar might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, AssKicken has got the better of the exchanges.
Rhammar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
AssKicken was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Rhammar cracks the inside of AssKicken's front leg.
Some wild striking there from AssKicken.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rhammar.
AssKicken throws a low kick but Rhammar moves out of range easily.
AssKicken moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
AssKicken checks the leg kick nicely there.
It looked like AssKicken was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Rhammar.
Rhammar throws a sloppy head kick and AssKicken moves out of range easily.
AssKicken lands with a right hand.
Rhammar staying out of range there.
Rhammar avoids the body shot from AssKicken. #T2#
Rhammar moves out of range of the body kick.
Rhammar throws out a counter right but AssKicken avoids it with no problem.
Rhammar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but AssKicken manages to avoid it.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Rhammar in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Rhammar lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
AssKicken connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Rhammar staying out of range there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rhammar moves away from the strike by AssKicken.
AssKicken lands a nice hook to Rhammar's body. Rhammar takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Rhammar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but AssKicken checks it well.
AssKicken lands a head shot.
Rhammar wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Rhammar throws a leg kick but AssKicken sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Nice uppercut there from AssKicken.
AssKicken sizes up Rhammar with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #T3#
Rhammar slips a jab and a cross from AssKicken.
AssKicken looking to land some kicks to the body here.
AssKicken connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Rhammar momentarily.
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
AssKicken misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Rhammar counters with a left to the body.
Rhammar throws a body shot but no joy.
Rhammar dodges the punch combination from AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a poor cross that misses
and Rhammar counters with a body kick that stops AssKicken in his tracks momentarily.
AssKicken tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rhammar was well out of range. Poor timing from AssKicken.
Nice defenses there by Rhammar.
AssKicken checks a leg kick. #T4#
A lazy left from AssKicken finds it's target.
AssKicken throws a jab when Rhammar was well out of range.
Rhammar thinks about the counter body kick.
Rhammar looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
AssKicken appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Rhammar walks into a stiff left hand from AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A low kick from Rhammar is predictable there
and AssKicken counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Rhammar!
Rhammar lands with a thumping leg kick.
Rhammar scores with a head kick. AssKicken tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
AssKicken fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rhammar throws a leg kick
and AssKicken counters with a stiff right hand.
Rhammar shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. AssKicken eats them both and turns towards Rhammar to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
AssKicken is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Rhammar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but AssKicken checks it well.
AssKicken appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R3#
Rhammar listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Nice cross by AssKicken.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but Rhammar moved out of range.
Rhammar takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Thoreaux AssKicken is winning the standup battle so far.
Rhammar tries to work over AssKicken's front leg with a kick but AssKicken checks it.
Rhammar throws a front kick aimed at AssKicken's knee but AssKicken avoids it well.
AssKicken lands a body shot.
Rhammar ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
AssKicken fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Rhammar on the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A telegraphed right hand from AssKicken misses the target.
Rhammar is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by AssKicken.
An attempted straight right counter from AssKicken misses the target.
AssKicken misses with a jab, cross combination.
Rhammar throws a fast counter high kick but AssKicken manages to duck under it in time.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but Rhammar moved out of range.#T1#
Rhammar throws a nice head kick!
Rhammar fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range.
Rhammar moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Rhammar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
AssKicken has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Rhammar finds it's way round the side to connect with AssKicken's head.
AssKicken smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
AssKicken scores with the left hand. Rhammar knows he should have avoided that one.
Rhammar finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
AssKicken throws a sloppy body shot
and Rhammar counters with a right hand to the body.
Rhammar buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
AssKicken staying out of range there.
AssKicken throwing a counter right hand but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
Rhammar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rhammar throws a chopping leg kick but AssKicken manages to avoid taking any serious damage.#T2#
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rhammar.
The crowd cheers as AssKicken lands an impressive looking overhand right. Rhammar doesn't seem phased though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rhammar throws a sloppy head kick
and AssKicken counters with a three punch combo that has Rhammar backing up. Rhammar nods at AssKicken to acknowledge the strikes.
AssKicken misses with a jab, cross combination.
AssKicken checks a leg kick.
AssKicken avoids a kick to the body.
AssKicken throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rhammar misses with a kick to the body.
AssKicken scores with a punch to the head.
AssKicken doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
AssKicken throws an off balance right hand
enabling Rhammar to counter with a crisp jab.
Rhammar slips under a jab from AssKicken.#T3#
AssKicken checks the leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from AssKicken. Those never looked like landing.
AssKicken misses the jab.
AssKicken swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
No joy there for AssKicken, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
AssKicken swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Rhammar was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
AssKicken checks a leg kick nicely.
AssKicken was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
AssKicken looks to land a left hand but Rhammar moved out of range nicely.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Rhammar, right into the meat.
AssKicken throws a hook but Rhammar blocks it.
AssKicken missing with a left hand there. Rhammar was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rhammar only half commits to the counter leg kick.
A punch combination from AssKicken misses.
Rhammar was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.#T4#
AssKicken lands a right hook to the body.
Rhammar looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
AssKicken uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rhammar.#TD#
AssKicken changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Rhammar looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
AssKicken tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Rhammar is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but AssKicken has just dragged him back down to the mat.
AssKicken is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rhammar can do to turn this around?
AssKicken is looking to take a break and control but Rhammar is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
AssKicken tries to advance to mount but can't.
AssKicken works to advance to full mount. Rhammar defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Rhammar is squirming around, avoiding AssKicken's attempts to control the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R4#
AssKicken checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A counter left hand to the body from AssKicken misses its target.
Rhammar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A little feinted left hand from AssKicken on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Rhammar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but AssKicken checks it well.
A good leg kick by Rhammar.
A telegraphed right hand from AssKicken misses the target.
AssKicken connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
AssKicken digs a good hook to Rhammar's body.
Rhammar uses good head movement to avoid the hook from AssKicken.
Rhammar blocks a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Rhammar.
AssKicken tries to land a front kick but Rhammar steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Rhammar scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.#T1#
AssKicken avoids a kick to the body.
Rhammar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
Rhammar throws a leg kick that misses.
AssKicken throws a big counter combination but Rhammar scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
AssKicken is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rhammar.
Nice shot lands for AssKicken.
A shot to the body from Rhammar misses
and AssKicken counters with a nice uppercut.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rhammar lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and AssKicken has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from AssKicken and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
AssKicken uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rhammar.
A shot to the liver by Rhammar. Beautiful body shot.
Rhammar throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A big right from Rhammar misses. #T2#
AssKicken connects with a body shot.
AssKicken uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Rhammar has time to react.
Rhammar tries to score with a low kick but AssKicken moves his leg out of the way.
Rhammar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
AssKicken is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
AssKicken lands with a shot to the body.
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
AssKicken takes a shot right to the bread basket.
AssKicken connects with a crisp jab.
Rhammar's corner calls for a 1-2. Rhammar obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but Rhammar moved out of range.
AssKicken with a body punch. A glancing blow.
AssKicken lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering. #T3#
Rhammar throws a front kick aimed at AssKicken's knee but AssKicken avoids it well.
AssKicken scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
AssKicken throws a shot from downtown. Rhammar moves away and avoids it.
Rhammar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sloppy strikes from AssKicken. Those never looked like landing.
Rhammar throws a leg kick
and AssKicken counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A clash of legs there as AssKicken blocks the low kick.
AssKicken lands a nice shot to the body.
AssKicken throws out a loose jab but Rhammar uses good head movement to avoid it.
AssKicken takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Rhammar moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. #T4#
AssKicken fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Rhammar on the side of the head.
Rhammar lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rhammar throws a big shot that misses.
Rhammar shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
AssKicken throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Rhammar stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Rhammar has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
AssKicken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rhammar digs a good hook to AssKicken's body.
AssKicken on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
AssKicken connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Rhammar's hands.
Good work by AssKicken as he checks the leg kick.
AssKicken scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Rhammar doesn't seem bothered though.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken had his way with Anus Rhammar in that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R5#
Rhammar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on AssKicken. That did some damage!
AssKicken slips under a jab from Rhammar.
AssKicken misses the body punch
and Rhammar makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
AssKicken throws a right hand that Rhammar ducks under and follows up with a left that Rhammar also avoids with ease.
AssKicken connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Rhammar momentarily.
Rhammar misses with a looping left.
Rhammar throws a leg kick but AssKicken sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Rhammar pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rhammar connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between AssKicken's hands.
Rhammar pivots, looking for a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range and Rhammar settles back down.
AssKicken loads up on a big right hand but Rhammar slips the punch.
Rhammar takes a swing at AssKicken's ribcage but misses. #T1#
Rhammar throws a jab but it's blocked by AssKicken.
AssKicken swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Rhammar will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
AssKicken getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
AssKicken on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Rhammar. Rhammar obviously looking to wear him down.
Rhammar throws a leg kick
and AssKicken cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
AssKicken waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rhammar.
Rhammar was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
AssKicken scores with a nice head shot.#ROC#
Rhammar is rocked!
Rhammar ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Rhammar ducks right into an uppercut from AssKicken.
Rhammar is still on wobbly legs! Can AssKicken finish him?
AssKicken slips a jab from Rhammar.
A cross from AssKicken lands.#T2#
AssKicken misses with a two punch combination.
AssKicken lands with a hook. Rhammar tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
No joy there for AssKicken, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
AssKicken takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
A big left from Rhammar misses.
Rhammar seems to have recovered his senses.
Good leg kick by Rhammar there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
AssKicken ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rhammar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Rhammar lets loose with a powerful body kick. AssKicken will feel that in the morning.
A combination from AssKicken does no damage.
Rhammar steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.#T3#
Rhammar lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Rhammar throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
AssKicken looks to land a left hand but Rhammar moved out of range nicely.
AssKicken is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rhammar.
A big left from AssKicken misses.
AssKicken lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Rhammar ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
Rhammar blocks the body kick.
Rhammar appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Rhammar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from AssKicken.
Rhammar bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #T4#
Rhammar throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
As Rhammar looks to move away, AssKicken throws a big counter combo but Rhammar just gets out of the way.
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
Rhammar is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down AssKicken rather than just go for the knockout.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
Rhammar lands with a slapping head kick.
AssKicken misses with an uppercut. Rhammar saw that one coming.
AssKicken backing away here, and Rhammar unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
AssKicken looks for the body kick but Rhammar saw that one coming.
Rhammar lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Rhammar lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
AssKicken tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rhammar throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Rhammar slips under a jab.
Anus Rhammar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rhammar looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Thoreaux AssKicken.
Well AssKicken has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 49:46
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 50:45
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Thoreaux AssKicken!

Thoreaux AssKicken retains his light heavyweight title!
Thoreaux AssKicken managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, MayheM sportswear, into his post fight interview.

 

Event: Just Bleed 18     
Date:   Dec 31, 2016
#R1#
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Creed.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Creed.
Creed wants to land a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range.
AssKicken swinging wildly here.
AssKicken swats away the attempt to clinch by Creed.
AssKicken lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Creed at a distance.
AssKicken fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken throws the left hand but Creed avoids the punch easily.
AssKicken missing with a left hand there. Creed was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Creed! But no joy.
A lazy left from AssKicken finds it's target.
Creed missing with a left hand there. AssKicken was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Creed lands a nice looking body shot. #T1#
A nice leg kick lands there from Creed.
Creed scores with a leg kick.
AssKicken throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Creed sees it coming and avoids it easily.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
AssKicken misses with a hook.
AssKicken definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Apollo Creed seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
AssKicken scores with a nice strike.
Creed lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Creed misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from AssKicken.
AssKicken scores with a decent looking hook.
A big left from AssKicken misses.
Creed connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed AssKicken momentarily.
AssKicken checks a leg kick.#T2#
Creed jabbing away but nothing is landing.
AssKicken scores with a nice right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Creed throws out a leg kick but AssKicken moves out of range and Creed only half commits.
AssKicken went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Creed throws a leg kick but AssKicken sees it coming and checks it nicely.
AssKicken swings for the body but Creed moves out of range.
A good leg kick by Creed.
AssKicken takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
AssKicken will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
AssKicken looks to throw the jab but Creed is out of range.
Creed counters with a body kick.
AssKicken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Creed takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Creed ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.#T3#
AssKicken swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Creed is looking to land body kicks.
Creed lands with a straight right. AssKicken didn't see that one coming.
AssKicken uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Creed.
AssKicken misses with a two punch combination.
Creed swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches. #TD#
AssKicken scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Creed is looking for a sweep.
AssKicken works to advance to full mount. Creed defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
AssKicken is trying to take his opponent's back.
Creed is desperately trying to improve his position but AssKicken has a good base and remains in mount.#T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
AssKicken wants to take Creed's back but he can't do it this time.
AssKicken tries to control but Creed wriggling away.
Creed tries to hold on but AssKicken pushes him away.
AssKicken forces the positional change into back control. #SUB#
AssKicken is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Creed is defending well though. AssKicken let's go of the attempt for now.#SUB#
AssKicken is working for a rear naked choke. Creed is not defending it well and AssKicken has tightened it up quickly! This could be all over! Creed refuses to tap and goes to sleep, forcing the referee to intervene. A little trickle of blood came out of Creed's nose as his head slumped to the floor. That is naaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Thoreaux AssKicken retains his light heavyweight title!
In his post fight interview, Thoreaux AssKicken started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: Just Bleed Midweek 4     
Date:   Dec 07, 2016
#R1#
A jab from Sidious does it's job there.
A shot to the body from Sidious misses
and AssKicken counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
AssKicken fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Sidious looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A telegraphed right hand from Sidious misses the target.
Sidious throws an ugly left hook that misses
and AssKicken counters with a left to the body.
Sidious swings for the body but AssKicken moves out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Sidious 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Sidious throws a body shot but no joy.
AssKicken definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
AssKicken feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Sidiouss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Sidious moves out of range of the strikes.
AssKicken swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sidious misses the shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sidious throws a hook but AssKicken avoids it easily.
AssKicken with a nice cross.#T1#
AssKicken smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.#ROC#
Sidious is rocked!
Sidious blocks a jab.
A slow jab from Sidious misses its intended target.
Sidious lands a lovely overhand right.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Sidious misses the target.
Sidious swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sidious showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from AssKicken.
A big right from AssKicken misses.
Sidious is clearly trying to counter these attacks from AssKicken with a body shot.
AssKicken is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
AssKicken has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sidious finds it's way round the side to connect with AssKicken's head.
AssKicken throws a body punch but Sidious moves out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts AssKicken, as that shot connected. #T2#
AssKicken misses with a few strikes there.
Sidious looks like he wants to counter punch here.
AssKicken avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
AssKicken is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sidious throws an off balance right hand
and AssKicken counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Sidious moves out of range of the strikes.
AssKicken takes a swing at Sidious's ribcage but misses.
AssKicken throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
AssKicken throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A shot to the liver by AssKicken. Beautiful body shot.
AssKicken keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
AssKicken is looking for a counter combo.
AssKicken throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Sidious counters with a nice uppercut.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Sidious, as that shot connected. #T3#
Sidious wants to clinch up but AssKicken keeps it at a distance.
Sidious just misses with a punch to the body.
A quick step to the side and AssKicken tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by AssKicken.
AssKicken on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Sidious dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
AssKicken ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Sidious avoids the body shot from AssKicken.
Sidious lands a jab.
A jab from AssKicken misses.
AssKicken takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Sidious is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! AssKicken had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Sidious misses with an uppercut. AssKicken saw that one coming.
A little feinted left hand from AssKicken on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T4#
AssKicken lands a really nice looking cross but Sidious seems unphased.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
AssKicken swings and misses with a hook to the body.
AssKicken cracks Sidious with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
AssKicken dips to his left and cracks Sidious with an uppercut!
Sidious misses with an uppercut. AssKicken saw that one coming.
Sidious misses with a body shot
and Sidious takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
AssKicken misses with a left hand
and Sidious counters with a straight right hand.
AssKicken cracks Sidious with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Sidious is still on wobbly legs! Can AssKicken finish him?
AssKicken uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sidious.
Sidious swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sidious slips a jab and a cross from AssKicken.
AssKicken lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Sidious falls backwards - clearly groggy! AssKicken dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Thoreaux AssKicken retains his light heavyweight title!
Thoreaux AssKicken decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: Just Bleed 12     
Date:   Nov 19, 2016
#R1#
AssKicken throws a hook but White Iv avoids it easily.
White Iv throws an uppercut from half a mile away. AssKicken sees it coming and avoids it easily.
AssKicken looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
AssKicken ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
AssKicken throws a hook but White Iv avoids it easily.
AssKicken takes a swing at White Iv's ribcage but misses.
White Iv lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
White Iv lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
White Iv jabbing away but nothing is landing.
AssKicken takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
AssKicken lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but White Iv circles away quickly and effectively.
The crowd cheers as AssKicken lands an impressive looking overhand right. White Iv doesn't seem phased though.
AssKicken's jab looks to have found its range, popping White Iv under the eye.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
White Iv tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but AssKicken paws at him with a jab and circles away.
White Iv on the wrong end of a nice hook.
White Iv misses with a low kick.
White Iv throws a series of punches but AssKicken moves out of range.
Decent striking displayed by AssKicken there.
White Iv scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
AssKicken thuds a left hand into White Iv's body.
Thoreaux AssKicken is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
White Iv scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A looping hook to the body misses from AssKicken. White Iv does a little dance to reset his feet.
White Iv misses with a hook. AssKicken ducked under it nicely.
AssKicken slaps away a takedown attempt from White Iv, before circling back to the center of the mat.
White Iv swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
AssKicken catches White Iv with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
AssKicken moves out of range as White Iv strikes.
A counter left hand to the body from AssKicken misses its target.
AssKicken scores with a hook to the body. White Iv takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
White Iv tries to clinch but AssKicken is having none of it.
AssKicken misses with a wild body shot.
White Iv has a takedown stuffed.
AssKicken was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
White Iv swinging wildly here.
White Iv fails with a takedown attempt.
Thoreaux AssKicken has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Walter White Iv.#T2#
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from White Iv.
White Iv rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and AssKicken counters with a nice body shot.
White Iv looks for the body kick but AssKicken saw that one coming.
Good shot there by AssKicken.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
AssKicken works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
White Iv throws out a loose jab but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it.
White Iv connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between AssKicken's hands.
White Iv tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. AssKicken manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
White Iv lands a slapping body shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from White Iv lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and AssKicken has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from AssKicken and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
White Iv throws an overhand right that lands on AssKicken's shoulder, as AssKicken tries to avoid the shot.
AssKicken throws a shot from downtown. White Iv moves away and avoids it.
AssKicken connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between White Iv's hands.
White Iv is looking to clinch but AssKicken is avoiding it.
A looping hook to the body misses from AssKicken. White Iv does a little dance to reset his feet.
Decent striking displayed by AssKicken there.
White Iv slips under a jab from AssKicken.#T3#
White Iv throws an ugly left hook that misses
and AssKicken counters with a left to the body.
White Iv is trying hard to land a takedown here. AssKicken sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
AssKicken comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
White Iv throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
AssKicken jabs White Iv right on the nose. White Iv blinks but takes it well.
AssKicken uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
AssKicken displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as White Iv throws out the jab.
White Iv on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
White Iv misses the shot to the body.
A head kick from White Iv lands but AssKicken takes it in his stride.
AssKicken scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
White Iv throws an uppercut from half a mile away. AssKicken sees it coming and avoids it easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
AssKicken misses with a body shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from White Iv, right into the meat.
White Iv takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
White Iv fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
White Iv on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
White Iv looks winded!#T4#
White Iv misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
AssKicken scores with a shot to the body.
AssKicken lands a nice shot to the body.
AssKicken connects with a looping right hand. #KD#
AssKicken lands a big shot that drops White Iv! Can he finish him? #ROC#
White Iv is rocked!#SUB2#
White Iv working for a triangle but AssKicken defends it easily.
White Iv is still in real trouble! Can AssKicken finish him?
AssKicken passes into half guard.
White Iv is in trouble now - AssKicken has advanced to mount!
White Iv seems to have recovered his senses.
White Iv is looking to get to half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
AssKicken pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
White Iv has given up his back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
AssKicken getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Walter White Iv is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
AssKicken swings for the body but White Iv moves out of range.
White Iv on the wrong end of a nice hook.
AssKicken ducks under a wild hook from White Iv.
AssKicken takes a head kick and keeps coming.
White Iv throws a head kick that misses.
White Iv just misses with a punch to the body.
A quick step to the side and AssKicken tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
AssKicken throws a hook but White Iv blocks it.
AssKicken bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
AssKicken stuffs the takedown attempt from White Iv. White Iv gets slowly back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
White Iv looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
AssKicken swinging wildly here.
White Iv lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#T1#
AssKicken connects with a jab.
AssKicken throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
White Iv misses with a looping right.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
White Iv moves out of range as AssKicken strikes.
White Iv shoots for a double leg takedown but AssKicken sprawls well. He's pushed White Iv's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Thoreaux AssKicken has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Walter White Iv.
White Iv feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits AssKickens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
AssKicken defending well as White Iv loads up on a big left hand.
White Iv is looking to clinch.
AssKicken getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
White Iv walks into a stiff left hand from AssKicken.
White Iv has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
AssKicken looks to land a left hand but White Iv moved out of range nicely.
Good exchange - AssKicken coming out on top.#ROC#
White Iv is rocked!
A cross from AssKicken lands.
White Iv is still on wobbly legs! Can AssKicken finish him?
AssKicken throws a hook but White Iv avoids it easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from AssKicken. White Iv does a little dance to reset his feet.
White Iv seems to have recovered his senses.
AssKicken tests White Iv's chin there with a solid looking shot.#T2#
White Iv goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
White Iv steps to the side to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
White Iv throws a poor cross that misses
and AssKicken counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
White Iv slips under a jab from AssKicken.
White Iv takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Thoreaux AssKicken is winning the standup battle so far.
AssKicken scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. White Iv doesn't seem bothered though.
White Iv is breathing heavily.
AssKicken throws a shot from downtown. White Iv moves away and avoids it.
AssKicken steps to the side to avoid the strikes from White Iv.
AssKicken changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
AssKicken stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
AssKicken pounces like a tiger and cracks White Iv with a vicious hook! White Iv is down but not out! AssKicken follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Thoreaux AssKicken retains his light heavyweight title!
After winning the bout, Thoreaux AssKicken thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: Just Bleed 8     
Date:   Oct 29, 2016
#R1#
AssKicken takes a swing at Rhammar's ribcage but misses.
Rhammar tries to clinch but AssKicken moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from AssKicken on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Rhammar.
Rhammar connects with a solid leg kick.
A punch combination from AssKicken misses.
Rhammar cracks AssKicken with a right hand to the side of the head.
Rhammar moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
AssKicken chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Rhammar can pounce on him.
Good shot there by AssKicken.
AssKicken misses with a hook. Rhammar ducked under it nicely.
AssKicken throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rhammar sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rhammar cracks the inside of AssKicken's front leg.
AssKicken thuds a left hand into Rhammar's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rhammar uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by AssKicken. #T1#
AssKicken bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Rhammar's head backwards.
AssKicken swings and misses with a hook to the body.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but Rhammar moved out of range.
AssKicken lands a nice hook to Rhammar's body. Rhammar takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Good exchange - AssKicken coming out on top.
Rhammar moves out of range of the strikes.
Rhammar steps to the side to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
AssKicken moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Rhammar ducks right into an uppercut from AssKicken.
Rhammar avoids the body shot from AssKicken.
Rhammar works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
AssKicken misses with an uppercut.
Thoreaux AssKicken seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#T2#
Rhammar lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
AssKicken scores with a shot to the side of Rhammar's head.
Rhammar blocks a body shot from AssKicken.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
Rhammar has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Rhammar lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
AssKicken misses with some punches.
Rhammar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #BC#
AssKicken breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Rhammar fails in his attempt to clinch.
Rhammar slips a straight right by AssKicken.#T3#
Rhammar dips to his left and cracks AssKicken with an uppercut!
Rhammar tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but AssKicken paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Rhammar throws a quick inside leg kick.
AssKicken throws a predictable looking body shot
and Rhammar counters with a nice leg kick.
AssKicken tries to bum rush Rhammar with a series of wild strikes but Rhammar uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
AssKicken scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
AssKicken throws a jab but it's blocked by Rhammar.
A jab from AssKicken misses.
AssKicken looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A solid body kick from Rhammar.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rhammar lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and AssKicken has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from AssKicken and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Rhammar slips under a jab from AssKicken.
Rhammar scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
AssKicken scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.#T4#
Rhammar uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from AssKicken.
Rhammar tries to counter with a clinch but AssKicken shakes him off and moves away.
AssKicken swats away the attempt to clinch by Rhammar.
AssKicken swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
AssKicken misses the jab.
Rhammar feints a counter leg kick.
AssKicken is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Rhammar keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from AssKicken.
Rhammar tries to counter with a clinch but AssKicken shakes him off and moves away.
Rhammar tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. AssKicken manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
AssKicken throws a left and a right that both miss
and Rhammar counters with a leg kick.
AssKicken lands a body shot.
AssKicken scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A short left from Rhammar.
A short right hand to the side of the head by AssKicken.
Rhammar stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Thoreaux AssKicken will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2##KD#
Nice combo by AssKicken! Oh, that's hurt him - Rhammar falls to the canvas and AssKicken follows him into side control. #ROC#
Rhammar is still looking wobbly from the end of the last round!
Rhammar tries to escape but AssKicken is in control. #SUB#
AssKicken wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Rhammar, who protects the arm well.
AssKicken has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Rhammar!#T1#
AssKicken seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Rhammar is holding on tight.
AssKicken is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rhammar can do to turn this around?
Rhammar is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Rhammar is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
AssKicken fails to move to back control.
Rhammar is squirming around, avoiding AssKicken's attempts to control the action.
Rhammar has given up his back.
Rhammar wants to get back to his feet. #SUB#
AssKicken has his opponent's back and is working for the choke. #T2#
Rhammar is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet. #SUB#
Rhammar is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if AssKicken gets his way!
Rhammar is keeping busy. #SUB#
AssKicken has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Rhammar has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least! #ES2#
Rhammar is looking to stand back up. He's having to work hard to escape but eventually he manages it.
Rhammar uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Thoreaux AssKicken is winning the standup battle so far.#T3#
AssKicken walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Jab, jab by AssKicken - just one landing.
AssKicken throws a body shot but no joy.
Rhammar tries to close the distance and clinch but AssKicken swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Rhammar lands a leg kick that knocks AssKicken off balance momentarily.
Rhammar throws a nice inside leg kick.
Rhammar throws a low kick but AssKicken moves out of range easily.
Good exchange - AssKicken coming out on top.#CL2#
Rhammar rushes AssKicken and presses him up against the cage.
AssKicken tries to work over Rhammar's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A hook to the body from Rhammar.
A head punch blocked on the inside by AssKicken.
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T4#
Rhammar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
AssKicken tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
AssKicken fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar lands a hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rhammar swings wildly with an uppercut but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it.
AssKicken working hard to break the clinch.
Rhammar trying to control the position but instead, AssKicken has worked for underhooks and has pushed Rhammar into the cage.
AssKicken looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
AssKicken misses with a hook to the ribs.
AssKicken is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Rhammar to keep the fight standing.
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
A telegraphed right hand from AssKicken misses the target.
Rhammar is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Rhammar gets cracked with a nice right hand there by AssKicken.
Rhammar tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. AssKicken manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Rhammar lands a slapping body shot.
Rhammar uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by AssKicken.
AssKicken misses with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rhammar takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
AssKicken takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A shot to the body from AssKicken misses
and Rhammar counters with a thumping low kick.
Rhammar doesn't manage to clinch there - AssKicken circles away. #T1#
Rhammar looks to land a combination but AssKicken avoids it well.
AssKicken chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Rhammar can pounce on him.
AssKicken swings for the body but Rhammar moves out of range.
Rhammar connects with an inside leg kick.
Rhammar tries to clinch up.#CL2#
Rhammar gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Rhammar lands a hook that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards.
Rhammar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Anus Rhammar seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Rhammar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt AssKicken or not.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
AssKicken misses with some punches.
AssKicken is working Rhammar over against the cage.
AssKicken throws a head punch that misses. #T2#
Rhammar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, AssKicken scores with a nice short uppercut.
AssKicken throws a head punch that misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rhammar can't find room to land a body shot as AssKicken controls the action.
Rhammar has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. AssKicken seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Rhammar can turn it around.
Rhammar makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Rhammar can't find room to land a body shot as AssKicken controls the action.
Rhammar working aggressively here. #TD#
AssKicken ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. AssKicken no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
AssKicken looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Rhammar is looking to stand up but AssKicken won't let him.
Rhammar preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rhammar has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of AssKicken is proving hard to escape from. #T3##SU2#
Rhammar stands and steps away. AssKicken gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game. #CL2#
Rhammar has AssKicken up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right from Rhammar on the inside.
AssKicken tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Rhammar smiles and moves away.
AssKicken avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Donk. AssKicken catches Rhammar right on the button with a cross.
AssKicken thuds his right hand into Rhammar's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
No joy there for AssKicken, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rhammar feints a counter leg kick.
AssKicken thows a left - swing and a miss!
Rhammar was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.#T4#
AssKicken connects with a crisp jab.
Rhammar ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
It seemed like Rhammar was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
AssKicken misses with a jab to the body #CL2#
and Rhammar counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Rhammar.
Rhammar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
AssKicken misses with a body punch.
AssKicken wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Rhammar has him pressed against the cage.
AssKicken misses with a punch to the body.
Rhammar looking to slow down the pace here.
Rhammar lands a body punch in the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rhammar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of AssKickens head.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Rhammar.
AssKicken lands with a light punch inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Anus Rhammar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rhammar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Anus Rhammar.
I think AssKicken has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Thoreaux AssKicken!

Thoreaux AssKicken is the new light heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Thoreaux AssKicken thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: Just Bleed MMA     
Date:   Oct 05, 2016
#R1#
AssKicken punishes Rhammar's body with a nice straight punch.
Rhammar throws a leg kick which misses AssKicken's front leg but catches the back leg as AssKicken tries to avoid it.
Rhammar tries to clinch but AssKicken moves out of range.
AssKicken was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Rhammar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rhammar fails with an attempt to clinch.
AssKicken attempts a counter takedown but Rhammar avoids it well and moves away.
Rhammar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
AssKicken ducks under a wild hook from Rhammar.
Anus Rhammar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
AssKicken lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
AssKicken misses the jab.
Rhammar throws a sloppy head kick
and AssKicken counters with a straight right hand.
AssKicken fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Rhammar looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
AssKicken misses with a looping left.
Rhammar slips under a jab from AssKicken.
AssKicken backing away here, and Rhammar unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
We've been hearing reports that AssKicken has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.#T1#
Rhammar is looking to clinch.
AssKicken dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
AssKicken walks into a stiff left hand from Rhammar.
AssKicken swats away the attempt to clinch by Rhammar.#CL2#
Rhammar closes the distance and clinches.
Rhammar taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
AssKicken misses with a body punch.
Rhammar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Rhammar fails to land.
Rhammar tried to land a shot to the body but connects with AssKicken's elbow.
Rhammar slows down the pace here.
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch. #T2#
AssKicken swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rhammar misses with a body punch.
AssKicken lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
AssKicken blocking some punches.
AssKicken lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
Rhammar gets through AssKicken's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rhammar misses with some punches.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
AssKicken tries to pull guard but Rhammar won't allow it.
Rhammar swings wildly with an uppercut but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Rhammar controls his hands. #T3#
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rhammar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Rhammar controls his hands.
AssKicken misses with a hook to the ribs.
AssKicken cracks Rhammar with a nice body shot.
AssKicken jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Rhammar walks away with a smile on his face. AssKicken gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
AssKicken keeps the fight on the outside.
AssKicken went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Rhammar misses with a head kick.
AssKicken was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
AssKicken lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#CL2#
Rhammar moves into the clinch successfully.
Rhammar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rhammar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by AssKicken.
AssKicken is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Rhammar to keep the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Thoreaux AssKicken. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T4#
Rhammar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar is leaning against AssKicken and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
AssKicken is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
AssKicken tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rhammar's elbow.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Rhammar controls his hands.
Rhammar has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar misses with some punches.
Rhammar misses with a punch on the inside.
Rhammar misses with some punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
AssKicken cracks Rhammar with a nice body shot.
AssKicken doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
AssKicken blocks a body shot from Rhammar.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
AssKicken misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Anus Rhammar will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
AssKicken throws a combination that misses #CL2#
and Rhammar counters by clinching up.
Rhammar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of AssKickens head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
Rhammar misses with the head strike.
AssKicken tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rhammar's elbow.
AssKicken being controlled against the cage.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
AssKicken goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short uppercut from Rhammar.
AssKicken blocking some punches.
Rhammar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rhammar blocks an uppercut. #T1#
Rhammar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rhammar has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar misses with a body punch.
Rhammar blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rhammar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Rhammar.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
AssKicken has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Rhammar avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
AssKicken doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rhammar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by AssKicken.
AssKicken lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rhammar backwards.
Rhammar is pressed up against the cage. AssKicken has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Rhammar down to the mat. Rhammar avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. #CL2#
Rhammar gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Rhammar controls his hands. #T2#
Rhammar struggles to land a body shot inside as AssKicken controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.
Rhammar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar lands a right hand.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Rhammar in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
AssKicken working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rhammar has AssKicken pressed against the cage, preventing AssKicken from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
Anus Rhammar seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Rhammar makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Rhammar has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for AssKicken.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Rhammar controls his hands.
AssKicken is working Rhammar over against the cage.
A short right from Rhammar on the inside. #T3#
AssKicken blocks an uppercut.
AssKicken swings wildly with an uppercut but Rhammar uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rhammar.
AssKicken misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
AssKicken has a couple of punches blocked by Rhammar.
Rhammar stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
AssKicken misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rhammar has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar lands a body shot.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
AssKicken tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
AssKicken is leaning against Rhammar and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.#T4#
Rhammar prevents a body shot from AssKicken.
Rhammar throws a head punch that misses.
AssKicken can't find room to land a body shot as Rhammar controls the action.
AssKicken misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rhammar has AssKicken pressed against the cage.
Rhammar blocks a body shot from AssKicken.
Rhammar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rhammar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards.
Still in the clinch, Rhammar scores with a nice short uppercut.
AssKicken blocks an uppercut.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Rhammar leaning against his opponent.
AssKicken lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Rhammar or not.
This has been an exciting period of action!
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anus Rhammar showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R3#
Rhammar connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed AssKicken momentarily.
AssKicken bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Rhammar's head backwards.
Rhammar tries to clinch but AssKicken is having none of it.
Rhammar tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. AssKicken manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
AssKicken swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
AssKicken slips under a jab from Rhammar.
AssKicken ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
AssKicken swats away the attempt to clinch by Rhammar.
AssKicken appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rhammar takes one to the chin there.
Rhammar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on AssKicken. That did some damage!
AssKicken throws a body shot but no joy.
Thoreaux AssKicken is winning the standup battle so far.#T1#
Rhammar doesn't manage to clinch there - AssKicken circles away.
Rhammar throws a jab but it's blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
AssKicken swings for the body but Rhammar moves out of range.
AssKicken throws a nice looking combination but Rhammar bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rhammar throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck AssKicken on the side of the head.
Rhammar takes one to the side of the head.
Rhammar tries to clinch
and AssKicken counters with a straight right hand.
AssKicken lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
AssKicken misses with a double jab #CL2#
and Rhammar counters by clinching up. #T2#
AssKicken drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Rhammar gets the underhooks and prevents it.
AssKicken misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rhammar lands a shoulder strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice right hand lands inside from AssKicken.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The referee is keeping an eye on Rhammar - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Rhammar prevents the takedown attempt.
Rhammar is stalling here.
Rhammar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rhammar will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning AssKicken up against the cage.#T3#
Rhammar blocking some punches.
Rhammar stalling in the clinch but AssKicken improves position.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar lands with a left to the head.
AssKicken wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Thoreaux AssKicken. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A left hand lands to the body for AssKicken.
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch.
AssKicken is trying to force a seperation but Rhammar has the dominant position.
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rhammar throws a head punch that misses.
Rhammar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
AssKicken blocking some punches.
AssKicken lands on the inside with an uppercut. #T4#
A head punch on the inside from Rhammar fails to land.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Rhammar.
Rhammar stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
AssKicken tries to throw a body punch but Rhammar avoids it by throwing AssKicken back against the cage.
Rhammar has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. AssKicken seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Rhammar can turn it around.
AssKicken prevents a body shot from Rhammar.
AssKicken wants to get back to striking at distance but Rhammar won't allow it.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Rhammar.
Rhammar lands an uppercut.
A short left from Rhammar.
Rhammar lands a nice shot to the body.
A body shot lands from AssKicken.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rhammar lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
AssKicken lands a nice uppercut.
AssKicken swings wildly with an uppercut but Rhammar uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Thoreaux AssKicken did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R4#
AssKicken misses with a looping left.
A solid leg kick lands there for Rhammar.
Rhammar misses with a straight right.
Rhammar is looking to clinch but AssKicken is avoiding it.
AssKicken is looking for a counter combo.
Rhammar doesn't manage to clinch there - AssKicken circles away.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as AssKicken checks a leg kick.
Rhammar is looking to clinch but AssKicken is avoiding it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Rhammar looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot to the body from AssKicken misses #CL2#
and Rhammar counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Rhammar.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
AssKicken tries to throw a body punch but Rhammar avoids it by throwing AssKicken back against the cage. #T1#
AssKicken tries to throw a body punch but Rhammar avoids it by throwing AssKicken back against the cage.
AssKicken blocks an uppercut.
Rhammar has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rhammar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
AssKicken lands a shoulder strike.
Rhammar swings wildly with an uppercut but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rhammar scores with a shot to the side of AssKicken's head.
AssKicken tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rhammar's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.
AssKicken misses with a hook to the ribs.
AssKicken prevents a body shot from Rhammar.
Rhammar stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that. #T2#
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
AssKicken can't find room to land a body shot as Rhammar controls the action.
Rhammar misses with some punches.
Rhammar blocking some punches.
AssKicken fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from AssKicken.
AssKicken scores with a shot to the side of Rhammar's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short right from Rhammar on the inside.
AssKicken goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
AssKicken blocking some punches.
Rhammar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards.
Rhammar lands with a left to the head.
AssKicken is trying to push Rhammar away but Rhammar has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
AssKicken tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T3#
AssKicken tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rhammar's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Rhammar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rhammar.
Rhammar tries to work over AssKicken's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
AssKicken lands with a short shot to the head.
Rhammar misses with the head strike.
AssKicken works on Rhammar's body with a couple of short punches.
AssKicken scores with a shot to the side of Rhammar's head.
Rhammar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
AssKicken is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Rhammar is defending well.
AssKicken can't find room to land a body shot as Rhammar controls the action.
Rhammar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T4#
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch.
AssKicken is working Rhammar over against the cage.#BC#
AssKicken breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rhammar staying out of range there.
Rhammar is looking to clinch.
Rhammar takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
AssKicken misses with a series of wild punches.
Rhammar connects with a right hand. AssKicken shakes it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Anus Rhammar will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R5#
Rhammar scores with a spinning back kick!
AssKicken circles away from the clinch attempt.
AssKicken lands with a nice body punch.
AssKicken displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
AssKicken misses with an uppercut.
AssKicken scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Rhammar wants to land a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slapping leg kick lands for Rhammar.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rhammar.
Rhammar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
AssKicken with a hook.#T1#
Rhammar moves in looking to clinch but AssKicken pushes him off.
AssKicken changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Rhammar scores with a sloppy right hand. AssKicken should have avoided that one.
Rhammar moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
AssKicken throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Rhammar tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but AssKicken was well out of range. Poor timing from Rhammar.
Rhammar tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. AssKicken manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Rhammar staying out of range there.
A head kick misses from Rhammar.
AssKicken scores with a body shot.
AssKicken connects with the punch.#T2#
AssKicken cracks Rhammar with a right hand to the side of the head.
AssKicken checks a leg kick nicely.
An attempted straight right counter from AssKicken misses the target.
AssKicken throws a jab when Rhammar was well out of range.
Rhammar tries to clinch there but AssKicken circles away.
Rhammar takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Rhammar takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rhammar tries to clinch but AssKicken is having none of it.
AssKicken was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Decent striking displayed by Rhammar there.
Rhammar throws a half hearted mid kick.
AssKicken throws a big counter combination but Rhammar scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Rhammar wants to clinch up but AssKicken keeps it at a distance.
It looked like AssKicken was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Rhammar.#T3#
AssKicken works over Rhammar's head and body with a nice combination.
Rhammar tries to clinch up but AssKicken circles away and keeps his distance.
Rhammar misses with a hook. AssKicken ducked under it nicely.
Rhammar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract AssKicken.
Rhammar dodges the punch combination from AssKicken.
Rhammar slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Rhammar feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to AssKicken's calf.
Rhammar misses with an uppercut.
AssKicken lunges at Rhammar with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Rhammar's hand. #T4#
AssKicken throws a good cross that connects.
AssKicken throws a body shot but no joy.
AssKicken throws a shot to the body.
Rhammar on the wrong end of a nice hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
Rhammar throws out a counter right but AssKicken avoids it with no problem.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
AssKicken darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Thoreaux AssKicken has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#ROC#
Rhammar is rocked!
AssKicken circles away from the clinch attempt.
AssKicken lands with a nice body punch.
Anus Rhammar is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
AssKicken avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
Thoreaux AssKicken showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Rhammar has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 46:49
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 48:48
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 48:48

The fight is ruled a majority draw!

Oh dear, what a disastrous situation! The belt remains unclaimed and both fighters go home unhappy!

 

Event: Just Bleed 2     
Date:   Sep 17, 2016
#R1#
AssKicken uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Creed.
Creed getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
AssKicken just misses with a punch to the body.
Creed appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Creed throws an uppercut from half a mile away. AssKicken sees it coming and avoids it easily.
AssKicken attempts a counter takedown but Creed avoids it well and moves away.
AssKicken misses with a hook. Creed ducked under it nicely.
Creed throws a head kick that half lands.
Creed scores with a kick to the midsection.
AssKicken looks to score with a jab to the body but Creed is just out of range.
Creed ducks down and throws a hook to the body but AssKicken moves away.
AssKicken has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Scotty's Yard in the buildup to the fight.
Creed circles away from the clinch attempt
and Creed counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No joy there for AssKicken, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Creed defending well as AssKicken loads up on a big left hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from AssKicken. Creed does a little dance to reset his feet.#T1#
AssKicken takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
AssKicken jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
AssKicken takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
AssKicken throws a looping overhand right but Creed ducks down to avoid it.
Creed misses with a jab to the body
and AssKicken counters with a left to the body.
Creed looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
Creed stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
AssKicken lands a body shot.
Creed lands a jab to the nose.
Creed throws a quick inside leg kick.
Creed lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Creed lunges at AssKicken with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by AssKicken's hand.
AssKicken will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Creed flicks out a counter leg kick but AssKicken steps away.#T2#
AssKicken misses with a body shot.
Creed lands with a nice body punch.
Creed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but AssKicken manages to avoid it.
AssKicken's jab looks to have found its range, popping Creed under the eye.
The fighters circle momentarily. AssKicken darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#CL#
AssKicken clinches with his opponent.
AssKicken tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Creed tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Creed tried to land a shot to the body but connects with AssKicken's elbow.
Creed misses with the head strike.
AssKicken tries to throw a body punch but Creed avoids it by throwing AssKicken back against the cage.
Creed misses with a punch to the body.
Creed misses with a shot to the kidneys. #TD#
AssKicken turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!#T3##SUB#
AssKicken goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Creed rolls with the submission and now he's on top in AssKicken's guard! Nice work there by Creed! #SUB#
Creed got a little sloppy there for a moment and AssKicken has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Creed has managed to get both his arms back between AssKicken's legs - danger averted.
Creed controlling from the top position.
Creed wants to control from the top but AssKicken keeps moving.
Creed preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Creed avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #T4#
Creed won't allow AssKicken to sweep him here.
Creed tries to stand but AssKicken is controlling from the bottom.
Creed must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Creed slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
AssKicken tries to land a sweep but no joy. #SUB#
AssKicken is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Creed has his hands clasped together but AssKicken extends and breaks Creed's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by AssKicken.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Thoreaux AssKicken!
A very excited looking Thoreaux AssKicken made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 


 

 
 
 
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