Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: SMASH: Bee vs Orochi
Date: Feb 06, 2021

#R1#
A low kick from Diddlybottom misses #TD2#
and Panda counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Panda sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Diddlybottom defending well though.
Panda prevents Diddlybottom from improving his position.
Diddlybottom keeping control of the position.
Diddlybottom is trying to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom blocking the ground and pound attempt from Panda. #T1#
Panda scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Diddlybottom regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Panda.
Panda throws a strike but Diddlybottom rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#
Diddlybottom definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Panda holds on and takes a little breather.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Panda is on top in guard. #REVB#
Diddlybottom pulls Panda in close to his closed guard and prevents Panda from doing any damage or advancing position.#T2#
Panda landing with the ground and pound. #CUT2#It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom is breathing heavily.
Panda throws a big right hand that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Panda preventing the sweep.
Panda working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #T3#
Panda working some strikes from top position.
Diddlybottom is pulling down on Panda's head. It's preventing any offense from Panda, at least for the moment.
Panda loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Panda is looking to work some ground and pound but Diddlybottom has wrist control.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Diddlybottom moves out of range as Panda strikes.
Milktoast Diddlybottom is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Diddlybottom lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Panda has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Panda and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Panda changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Panda lands a nice looking body shot.
Panda moves out of range of the leg kick from Diddlybottom.
Panda with the counter takedown but Diddlybottom avoids it easily.
A jab from Panda misses.
Panda misses with a looping left.
Panda throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Panda throws a body punch but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Diddlybottom cracks a nice hook into Panda's ribs.
Diddlybottom looks to land a left hand but Panda moved out of range nicely.
Diddlybottom on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Panda lands a nice looking body shot.
Panda tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diddlybottom was well out of range. Poor timing from Panda.
As Panda backs away, Diddlybottom returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Diddlybottom keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Panda.
Diddlybottom throws a poor cross that misses #TD2#
and Panda counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Panda loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Full Time Panda dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2##TD2#
Panda throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Diddlybottom was covering up waiting for the punch and Panda finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Panda throws an elbow that misses. Diddlybottom uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Panda's guard. Nice move by Diddlybottom!#REVR#
Diddlybottom is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Diddlybottom looking to sit in guard and control but Panda gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Panda postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.#T1#
Panda throwing strikes from guard but Diddlybottom blocks nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Panda with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Panda with a flurry of punches that miss.
Diddlybottom wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Panda is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Panda loads up on a big left hand. Diddlybottom felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Panda looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Diddlybottom can't hide his disappointment, as Panda celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Full Time Panda!
Milktoast Diddlybottom was interviewed post fight and said 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: SMASH: Bee vs Kona
Date: Jan 09, 2021

#R1#
Diddlybottom with a hook.
Diddlybottom jabs Rawse right on the nose. Rawse blinks but takes it well.
Diddlybottom rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Rawse counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CUT#It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Rawse throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Diddlybottom sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rawse throws a jab but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Rawse.
Rawse throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Diddlybottom looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Rawse drops his hands momentarily and Diddlybottom takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Rawse listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Diddlybottom throws a nice looking combination but Rawse bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rawse throws a hook to the side of Diddlybottom's head but Diddlybottom sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rawse misses with a right hand #TD2#
so Diddlybottom counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Diddlybottom engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Rawse is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Diddlybottom showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #T1#
Rawse controlling Diddlybottom's posture.
Rawse looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Rawse managing to control the position.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but Rawse is retaining full guard.
Diddlybottom controlling from the top position.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Diddlybottom stopping the sweep attempt from Rawse.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Diddlybottom stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Rawse swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom sitting in guard here, content to control. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Rawse fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Diddlybottom misses with a series of wild punches.
Rawse takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Diddlybottom displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rawse throws out the jab.
Rawse swings for the body but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Rawse keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
It looked like Rawse was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Rawse throws a combination that misses
and Diddlybottom counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A jab from Rawse misses.
Rawse ducks under a wild hook from Diddlybottom.
Rawse was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#T3#
Rawse throws a hook but Diddlybottom avoids it easily.
The fighters circle momentarily. Rawse darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Diddlybottom takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Diddlybottom takes one to the side of the head.
Rawse throws a jab but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom throws out a counter right but Rawse avoids it with no problem.
Rawse connects with a looping right hand.
Rawse stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The fighters circle momentarily. Rawse darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Diddlybottom lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Rawse misses with an uppercut.
Diddlybottom walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rawse fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Diddlybottom on the side of the head.
Diddlybottom takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#ROC#Diddlybottom is rocked!
Rawse lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Diddlybottom falls backwards - clearly groggy! Rawse dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ricky Rawse!
A very excited looking Ricky Rawse made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Milktoast Diddlybottom had this to say: 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: SMASH: Granger vs Fire
Date: Nov 14, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Holguin ducks under a wild hook from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom tests Holguin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dani Holguin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Holguin connects with a single shot there.#CUT#It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Holguin sees it coming and moves out of range.
Diddlybottom scores with a jab to the head. #CUT2#It looks like Dani Holguin has been cut.
Diddlybottom keeps the fight on the outside.
Diddlybottom scores with a jab to the head.
Jab by Diddlybottom.#ROC2#Holguin is rocked!
Holguin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Diddlybottom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Holguin.
Holguin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Diddlybottom manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Holguin tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Diddlybottom swivels and escapes.
Holguin tries to clinch there but Diddlybottom circles away.
Holguin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Diddlybottom just misses with a punch to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Holguin has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Diddlybottom finds it's way round the side to connect with Holguin's head.
Oh Holguin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Holguin seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Holguin has his takedown stuffed
and Diddlybottom counters with a left to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Holguin.
Holguin seems to have got his legs back now.#T1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Holguin. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.#CL#
Holguin clinches. #TD#
Holguin jumps guard and drags Diddlybottom to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Diddlybottom trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Diddlybottom controlling from the top position.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but Holguin is retaining full guard.
Holguin might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Holguin keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom has gone for a leg lock! Holguin slips out almost immediately though and dives into Diddlybottom's guard.#REVR#
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Diddlybottom seems keen to control Holguin's posture.#T2#
Diddlybottom working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Holguin.
Holguin wants to control from the top but Diddlybottom keeps moving.
Holguin trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Holguin preventing the sweep.
Holguin wants to control from the top but Diddlybottom keeps moving.
Holguin wants to pass the guard but Diddlybottom is keeping the position.
Holguin wants to control from the top but Diddlybottom keeps moving. #T3#
Holguin is really struggling to control Diddlybottom but he's trying to hold on to the position.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Holguin slips nicely into half guard.
Diddlybottom is looking to improve his position.
Holguin tries to pass to full mount but Diddlybottom defends it.
Diddlybottom keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Diddlybottom is controlling Holguin's position as best he can from this difficult position.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Holguin throws a good cross that connects.
Diddlybottom fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Holguin.
Holguin displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from Holguin. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diddlybottom scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Diddlybottom thuds a left hand into Holguin's body.
Milktoast Diddlybottom is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Holguin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Holguin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Diddlybottom keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Holguin.
Holguin takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Holguin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #TD#
Holguin fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Diddlybottom to the ground. Holguin is now in Diddlybottom's guard.
Holguin is looking to pass into half guard but Diddlybottom pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Diddlybottom is in guard.#REVB#
Holguin trying to keep a closed guard but Diddlybottom is proving a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dani Holguin will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Nice cross by Diddlybottom.
Holguin throws a nice looking combination but Diddlybottom bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Diddlybottom was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Holguin misses the jab.
Diddlybottom defending well as Holguin loads up on a big left hand.
Holguin throws a predictable looking body shot
and Diddlybottom counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but Holguin avoids it.
Diddlybottom throws a front kick aimed at Holguin's knee but Holguin avoids it well.
Diddlybottom circles away from the clinch attempt.
Diddlybottom throws a good cross that connects.
Holguin lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Holguin tries to clinch up.
Diddlybottom moves out of range as Holguin strikes.
Diddlybottom connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Holguin's hands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Holguin gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Holguin tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Diddlybottom is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Holguin buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Holguin!! Holguin is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Diddlybottom throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Milktoast Diddlybottom waved his t-shirt featuring Pit Bull Development's logo in front of the cameras.

Event: SMASH: Camara vs Sanchez 2
Date: Oct 17, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diddlybottom moves out of range as Boskins throws a body kick.
Diddlybottom throws a shot to the body.
Boskins is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Diddlybottom.
Nice uppercut lands for Diddlybottom. That snapped Boskins's head back. #KD#
Diddlybottom drops Boskins with a left and a right! Oh, Boskins is hurt - Diddlybottom dives into side control looking to finish! #CUT#It looks like Dwayne Boskins has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Diddlybottom controls the position.
Boskins is looking to regain half guard here but Diddlybottom keeps moving and retains side control.
Diddlybottom tries to advance to mount but can't. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Boskins knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Boskins is trying to escape the position but Diddlybottom is controlling the position. #T1#
Boskins is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Diddlybottom is one step ahead and moves to full mount!#SUB#
Diddlybottom is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Boskins has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Diddlybottom controlling from mount.
Boskins is trying to escape the mount.
Diddlybottom controlling from mount.
Diddlybottom tries to control but Boskins wriggling away. #T2##SUB#
Boskins defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom controlling the pace for now.
Boskins is trying desperately to improve position.
Diddlybottom looking to control but Boskins is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Diddlybottom controlling from mount.
Diddlybottom continues to stall.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#T3#
More hug and hope from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Diddlybottom takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Diddlybottom can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Boskins is looking to escape. #SUB#
Diddlybottom with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Diddlybottom controlling from the full mount.
Boskins has given up his back.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Diddlybottom looking to break Boskins's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Boskins remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Diddlybottom will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!#SUB#
Diddlybottom has managed to slip his arm under Boskins's chin. This could be all over... yep, Boskins is tapping out! Submission win for Diddlybottom.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
An out of breath and clearly excited Milktoast Diddlybottom thanked Pit Bull Development for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

Event: ICS 50
Date: Aug 08, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice body punch from Murhaa.
Murhaa bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Diddlybottom's head.
Diddlybottom swats away the attempt to clinch by Murhaa.
Diddlybottom takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Murhaa lands a jab to the nose.
We've been informed that Murhaa has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Diddlybottom throws a jab but it's blocked by Murhaa.
Murhaa catches Diddlybottom with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Murhaa ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Murhaa.
Diddlybottom walks into a jab.
Murhaa lands a right hook to the body.
Diddlybottom misses with a body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Murhaa misses with a looping right.
Murhaa slips under a jab from Diddlybottom.#TD2#
Murhaa shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Diddlybottom's guard.
Diddlybottom definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Murhaa throwing strikes from guard but Diddlybottom blocks nicely.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Murhaa throws a big elbow that misses. #T1#
Diddlybottom wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Murhaa missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Murhaa postures up in Diddlybottom's guard and throws a big left but Diddlybottom blocks it.
Murhaa is looking to work some ground and pound but Diddlybottom has wrist control.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Murhaa defends well.
Murhaa throws a big elbow that misses.
Murhaa throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Diddlybottom works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Murhaa throwing strikes from guard but Diddlybottom blocks nicely. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Murhaa connects with a right hand. Diddlybottom shakes it off.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Murhaa wants to counter the offense by Diddlybottom and move into the clinch position.
Murhaa slips a straight right by Diddlybottom.
Murhaa slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Diddlybottom scores with a jab to the head. #CL2#
Murhaa gets a clinch.
Murhaa tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Murhaa back against the cage.
Murhaa misses with some punches.
Murhaa misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Diddlybottom blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Murhaa misses with a punch to the body.
Diddlybottom blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Diddlybottom. #T3#
Murhaa misses with a hook from the clinch.
Murhaa tries a body shot but Diddlybottom blocks it.
Diddlybottom blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Diddlybottom stalling in the clinch but Murhaa improves position.
Murhaa throws a head punch that misses.
Murhaa tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Murhaa back against the cage.
Murhaa has a couple of punches blocked by Diddlybottom.
Murhaa lands with a right to the head.
Murhaa throws a punch but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom pushes off an throws an elbow but Murhaa leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Murhaa misses with some punches.
Murhaa misses with the head strike.
Murhaa lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Murhaa misses with a hook to the ribs.
Diddlybottom throws an elbow that misses. #T4#
Murhaa swings wildly with an uppercut but Diddlybottom uses good head movement to avoid it.
Diddlybottom blocks a body shot from Murhaa.
Murhaa cracks Diddlybottom with a nice body shot.
Murhaa scores with a shot to the side of Diddlybottom's head.
Murhaa lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Murhaa tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Murhaa back against the cage.
A short right from Murhaa on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Murhaa working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Diddlybottom misses with some punches.
Murhaa working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Murhaa.
Diddlybottom blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Murhaa doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Diddlybottom lands a right hand that snaps the head of Murhaa backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Murhaa dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
A slow jab from Diddlybottom misses its intended target.
Murhaa changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Diddlybottom shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Murhaa tries to clinch but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Murhaa misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diddlybottom.
Murhaa takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A looping hook to the body misses from Diddlybottom. Murhaa does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diddlybottom swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Murhaa.
Diddlybottom throws a jab but it's blocked by Murhaa.
Mike Murhaa seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Diddlybottom looks to land a left hand but Murhaa moved out of range nicely.
Murhaa tries to clinch but Diddlybottom is having none of it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Murhaa.
Murhaa bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Murhaa jabs Diddlybottom to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Murhaa pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Murhaa keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Diddlybottom.
Murhaa tries to counter with a clinch but Diddlybottom shakes him off and moves away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick, looking for Murhaa's leg but Murhaa calmly moves out of range. #T1#
Diddlybottom lands a nice shot to the body. #CL2#
Murhaa has managed to clinch.
Murhaa tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Murhaa back against the cage.
Diddlybottom blocking some punches.
Diddlybottom will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Murhaa up against the cage.
Murhaa tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Murhaa can't find room to land a body shot as Diddlybottom controls the action.
Murhaa lands with a short shot to the head.
Diddlybottom can't find room to land a body shot as Murhaa controls the action.
A short left from Murhaa.
Murhaa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Murhaa misses with some punches.
Diddlybottom softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#T2#
Diddlybottom wants to stall.
Diddlybottom blocks a punch to the side of the head. #BC#
Diddlybottom breaks from the clinch.
Diddlybottom throws a body punch but Murhaa moves out of range.
Diddlybottom works over Murhaa's head and body with a nice combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Murhaa doesn't manage to clinch there - Diddlybottom circles away.
Diddlybottom was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Diddlybottom slips a jab from Murhaa.
Murhaa moves in looking to clinch but Diddlybottom pushes him off.
As Murhaa backs away, Diddlybottom returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Murhaa slips a straight right by Diddlybottom.
Murhaa moves in looking to clinch but Diddlybottom pushes him off.
Murhaa wants to clinch.
Diddlybottom jabbing away but nothing is landing. #CL2#
Murhaa instigates a clinch. #T3#
Murhaa stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Diddlybottom prevents a body shot from Murhaa.
Murhaa tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Murhaa back against the cage.
Murhaa is working Diddlybottom over against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Murhaa tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Diddlybottom's elbow.
A right hook to the body lands for Murhaa.
Murhaa working aggressively here.
Murhaa lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Murhaa lands a body shot.
Murhaa swings wildly with an uppercut but Diddlybottom uses good head movement to avoid it.
Murhaa lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Murhaa lands with a left to the head.
Murhaa lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Murhaa has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Murhaa lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Diddlybottom backwards. #T4#
Murhaa scores with a hook to the body.
Diddlybottom blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Murhaa misses with a body punch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Diddlybottom throws an elbow but misses.
Murhaa misses with a hook to the ribs.
Murhaa tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Murhaa back against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Murhaa has a couple of punches blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom trying to stall but Murhaa improves his position.
Diddlybottom blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Diddlybottom.
Murhaa lands an uppercut.
Diddlybottom leaning his opponent against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Murhaa.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Murhaa showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Murhaa changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Diddlybottom just misses with a punch to the body.
Murhaa swings for the body but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Donk. Murhaa catches Diddlybottom right on the button with a cross.#CL2#
Murhaa clinches up against the cage.
Murhaa misses with a hook to the ribs.
Murhaa throws a punch but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Murhaa misses with some punches.
Murhaa lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Murhaa tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Murhaa misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Murhaa throws a punch but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Murhaa throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Diddlybottoms head.
Diddlybottom blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Diddlybottom blocks an uppercut.
A hook to the body from Murhaa.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
Murhaa misses with a hook from the clinch.
Murhaa misses with a short punch on the inside.
Murhaa lands a hook that snaps the head of Diddlybottom backwards.
Murhaa misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Murhaa fails to land.
Diddlybottom throws an elbow that misses.
Diddlybottom throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Murhaa misses with a hook from the clinch.
Murhaa lands a body punch in the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Murhaa.
Murhaa lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Diddlybottom or not.
Murhaa can't find room to land a body shot as Diddlybottom controls the action.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Murhaa creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Murhaa has a couple of punches blocked by Diddlybottom. #T2#
Murhaa digs a right hand underneath Diddlybottom's ribcage. Diddlybottom let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short right from Murhaa.
Diddlybottom prevents a body shot from Murhaa.
A short right from Murhaa.
Murhaa lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #ROC2#Diddlybottom is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Murhaa.
Oh Diddlybottom is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Murhaa working aggressively here.
Murhaa throws a punch but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom seems to have got his legs back now.
A right hook to the body lands for Murhaa.
Diddlybottom blocks an uppercut.
Diddlybottom blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Diddlybottom misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Diddlybottom.
A short body shot lands from Murhaa as the two fighters clinch.
Murhaa misses with a body punch. #T3#
Murhaa lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Diddlybottom backwards.
Murhaa lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Diddlybottom to his knees! Murhaa keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Murhaa!
Milktoast Diddlybottom spoke after the fight, saying 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: ICS 46
Date: Jul 26, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diddlybottom scoring well with a low kick there.
Diddlybottom cracks Johansson with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Johansson avoids the head kick by Diddlybottom.
Johansson lands with a hook. Diddlybottom tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick that misses.
Diddlybottom lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Diddlybottom throws a body shot but no joy.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Johansson! But no joy.
Diddlybottom with a body punch. A glancing blow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Johansson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Diddlybottom.
Johansson lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.#CL#
Diddlybottom moves into the clinch successfully.
Stalling in the clinch from Diddlybottom. #T1#
Johansson misses with some punches.
Johansson gets through Diddlybottom's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Diddlybottom tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Johansson just stands there and leans against the cage.
Johansson told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Johansson misses with the head strike.
The referee calls for Diddlybottom to work.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Diddlybottom.
Johansson misses with a punch on the inside.
Diddlybottom blocking some punches.
Diddlybottom blocking some punches. #TD#
Diddlybottom drags the fight down to the ground.
Johansson trying to stand up but can't free himself from Diddlybottom's guard.#T2#
Johansson being controlled here momentarily.
Johansson wants to get up but he can't break Diddlybottom's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Diddlybottom has his hands on Johansson's head, controlling the position.
Johansson wants to get up but he can't break Diddlybottom's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Diddlybottom thumps Johansson with a low kick.#T3#
Diddlybottom tries to land a front kick but Johansson steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Diddlybottom is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Johansson.
Diddlybottom avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Diddlybottom motions for Johansson to come forward. Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Diddlybottom throws a body punch but Johansson moves out of range.
Despite the aggression on Johansson's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick
and Johansson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Diddlybottom is looking to score with low kicks.
Johansson throws a counter combo.
Diddlybottom tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Johansson was well out of range. Poor timing from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom is looking to wear down Johansson with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Diddlybottom misses the shot to the body. #T4#
Diddlybottom misses with a looping left.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Johansson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Despite the aggression on Johansson's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Johansson wants to clinch.
Diddlybottom connects with a looping right hand.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Diddlybottom lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Johansson has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Johansson and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Johansson avoids the head kick by Diddlybottom.
As Diddlybottom backs off Johansson throws a huge counter combo but Diddlybottom manages to avoid it all.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Johansson lands a jab to the head.
Diddlybottom is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Johansson can do to turn this around?
Diddlybottom throws out a loose jab but Johansson uses good head movement to avoid it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Johansson! But no joy.
Kristian Johansson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Diddlybottom looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Johansson is fending him off so far but Diddlybottom persists. Nope, Johansson circles away and we're back to standing.
Johansson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Diddlybottom tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Johansson was well out of range. Poor timing from Diddlybottom.
Johansson defending well as Diddlybottom loads up on a big left hand.
Diddlybottom lands with a nice body punch.
Diddlybottom works Johansson's body with a nice hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Johansson misses with a hook. Diddlybottom ducked under it nicely.
Diddlybottom misses the body punch
letting Johansson counter with a right hand.
Diddlybottom throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. #T1##TD#
Diddlybottom closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Johansson to the mat! Johansson manages to get full guard.
Diddlybottom wants to pass the guard but Johansson is keeping the position.#ES2#
Johansson has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Diddlybottom has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Johansson lands with a left to the head. #TD#
Diddlybottom manages to pull guard. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Johansson defends well.
Diddlybottom is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Johansson is looking to stand up but Diddlybottom won't let him.
Johansson being controlled here momentarily. #T2#
Diddlybottom is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#SU2#
Johansson stands up and waves to Diddlybottom to follow him.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Johansson sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A little jabbing left from Johansson on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That kick from Diddlybottom tenderised Johansson's leg. Johansson is trying to keep his angry face on.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Diddlybottom misses the shot to the body.
Johansson is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Johansson looks to land a left hand but Diddlybottom moved out of range nicely.
Diddlybottom throws a chopping leg kick but Johansson manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Diddlybottom lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Diddlybottom looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#T3#
Diddlybottom lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kristian Johansson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Johansson blocks a head kick by Diddlybottom.
Johansson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
An inside leg kick lands from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Milktoast Diddlybottom is winning the standup battle so far.
Johansson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Diddlybottom throws out the jab.
Diddlybottom looks to throw the jab but Johansson is out of range.
Diddlybottom fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Johansson is out of range.
Johansson throws out a counter right but Diddlybottom avoids it with no problem.
Diddlybottom misses with a wild body shot. #T4#
Diddlybottom misses with an uppercut.
Johansson is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Diddlybottom tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Johansson was well out of range. Poor timing from Diddlybottom.
Johansson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Diddlybottom works Johansson's body with a nice hook.
Diddlybottom uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Johansson wants to clinch up but Diddlybottom keeps it at a distance.
Diddlybottom half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Diddlybottom keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Johansson sprawls well. Johansson wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Diddlybottom gets slowly back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3#
Diddlybottom fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Johansson manages to avoid it.
Johansson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Diddlybottom scores with a nice head shot.
Johansson stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Johansson wants it to stay on the feet.
It seemed like Johansson was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Johansson avoids the body shot from Diddlybottom.
Johansson throws out a counter right but Diddlybottom avoids it with no problem.#TD#
Diddlybottom throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Johansson was covering up waiting for the punch and Diddlybottom finishes the takedown easily into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Diddlybottom stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Johansson swivels though and keeps the full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Johansson is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Diddlybottom is controlling him. #T1#
Diddlybottom looking to sit in guard and control but Johansson gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Johansson trying to stand up but can't free himself from Diddlybottom's guard.
Diddlybottom pulls Johansson in close to prevent any damage.
Diddlybottom looking to hit a scissor sweep but Johansson is one step ahead there. #SU2#
Diddlybottom is working an open guard so Johansson takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Diddlybottom lands a front kick.
Diddlybottom wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.#T2##TD#
Diddlybottom closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Johansson did well to prevent Diddlybottom getting side control.#ES2#
Johansson makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Diddlybottom, as that shot connected.
Diddlybottom scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Johansson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Diddlybottom misses with a left hand
and Johansson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Diddlybottom tried to score with a low kick but Johansson checks it.
Johansson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Diddlybottom swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Nice sprawl there from Johansson as Diddlybottom shoots in.#T3#
Diddlybottom throws a lazy head kick
and Johansson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Johansson swinging wildly here.
Diddlybottom looks to score with a jab to the body but Johansson is just out of range.
Johansson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but Johansson moves out of range easily.
Johansson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Diddlybottom misses with a leg kick
and Johansson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Diddlybottom swings for the body but Johansson moves out of range.
Johansson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.#T4#
Diddlybottom misses with a leg kick
and Johansson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Johansson checks a leg kick.
Johansson throws a counter combo.
Johansson takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Johansson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Johansson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Diddlybottom uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Johansson has time to react.
Diddlybottom throws a front kick that sends Johansson stumbling back into the cage.
Kristian Johansson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Johansson misses with an uppercut. Diddlybottom saw that one coming.
Diddlybottom lands with a kick to the ribs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Johansson misses with a double jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Milktoast Diddlybottom.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Diddlybottom, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom very nearly forgot to thank Pit Bull Development amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

Event: ICS 41
Date: Jun 28, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Martinyuk takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom scores with a hook to the body. Martinyuk takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Diddlybottom throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Martinyuk swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Martinyuk ducks right into an uppercut from Diddlybottom.
Martinyuk uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom lands with a hook. Martinyuk tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Diddlybottom misses with a body shot
and Martinyuk counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CUT2#It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Martinyuk slips a jab from Diddlybottom.
Martinyuk looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Martinyuk takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Martinyuk throws a hook but Diddlybottom avoids it easily.
A low kick lands for Diddlybottom.
Martinyuk keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Diddlybottom.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Martinyuk! But no joy.#T1#
Diddlybottom pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Diddlybottom slips a straight right by Martinyuk.
Diddlybottom definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Diddlybottom scores with a nice head shot.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Martinyuk sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Leonid Martinyuk is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Martinyuk connects with a nice looking jab.
Diddlybottom pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Martinyuk! But no joy.
Diddlybottom tries to work over Martinyuk's front leg with a kick but Martinyuk checks it.
Martinyuk looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Martinyuk displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Diddlybottom throws out the jab.
Diddlybottom misses with a hook to the body
and Diddlybottom takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Diddlybottom pulls out of a head kick attempt. #T2#
Diddlybottom misses with a wild body shot.
Martinyuk throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Diddlybottom sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Diddlybottom is looking to land body kicks.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Martinyuk sees it coming and moves out of range.
Diddlybottom throws a jab when Martinyuk was well out of range.
A low kick from Diddlybottom is predictable there
and Martinyuk counters with a straight right hand.
Diddlybottom throws a push kick but Martinyuk slaps the foot to one side.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Martinyuk takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Martinyuk takes one on the button.
Diddlybottom fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#T3#
Martinyuk misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A punch lands to the side of Martinyuk 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Martinyuk.
Diddlybottom is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Martinyuk scores with a nice strike.
Martinyuk blocks a leg kick.
Martinyuk throws out a counter right but Diddlybottom avoids it with no problem.
Martinyuk feints with a jab and clips Diddlybottom right behind the ear with a massive overhand right! Diddlybottom is sent crashing into the canvas and Martinyuk leaps in for the kill! Diddlybottom tries to get to his feet but Martinyuk is just battering him from every conceivable angle. The ref decides that Diddlybottom is in need of a savior and steps in!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leonid Martinyuk!
A relieved looking Leonid Martinyuk thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, Milktoast Diddlybottom stepped up to the mic, saying 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: ICS 37
Date: Jun 07, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diddlybottom lands a nice shot to the body.
Diddlybottom stuns Riggs with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Diddlybottom slips a jab and a cross from Riggs. #TD#
Diddlybottom closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Riggs is staying active underneath Diddlybottom, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Riggs makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Riggs.
Riggs wants to hit a sweep here but Diddlybottom passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Riggs there! #SUB#
Diddlybottom working for a submission but Riggs is keeping him at bay.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Riggs is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Riggs stops Diddlybottom from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Diddlybottom working the ground and pound effectively.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diddlybottom can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Riggs is looking to escape. #T1#
Diddlybottom putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Riggs is squirming around, avoiding Diddlybottom's attempts to control the action.
Riggs slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Riggs wants to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Riggs looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Riggs looks winded!
Diddlybottom trying to control the action but Riggs is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#T2#
Riggs is looking to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Riggs is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Diddlybottom scores with a couple of nice shots.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Riggs has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Riggs is just riding it out for now. Diddlybottom eventually gives up the hold. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but Riggs is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Diddlybottom to get the leverage.
Diddlybottom seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Riggs does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. #T3#
Riggs tries to get to full guard but Diddlybottom has control of the leg. #SUB#
Diddlybottom looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Riggs is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
An out of breath and clearly excited Milktoast Diddlybottom thanked Pit Bull Development for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

Event: ICS 34
Date: May 24, 2020

#R1#
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Diddlybottom seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Murhaa takes a swing at Diddlybottom's ribcage but misses.
Murhaa misses with a hook.
Murhaa misses with a looping right.#CL2#
Murhaa gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Murhaa can't find room to land a body shot as Diddlybottom controls the action. #TD#
Diddlybottom ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Diddlybottom no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Murhaa scoring with punches to the head and body.
Diddlybottom manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Murhaa manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Murhaa manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Diddlybottom manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Diddlybottom looking to hit a scissor sweep but Murhaa is one step ahead there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom has Murhaa pulled in close to control his posture.
Murhaa working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #T1#
Murhaa keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Diddlybottom's head.
Diddlybottom preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Murhaa landing some decent shots from guard.
Murhaa landing with the ground and pound.
My spies in Roosters Coop inform me that Murhaa has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Diddlybottom is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Diddlybottom is working hard here to advance position.
Murhaa working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Murhaa missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Murhaa stands up over Diddlybottom, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Diddlybottom keeping full guard, as Murhaa tries to pass. #T2#
Murhaa lands a couple of digs.#SUB#
Diddlybottom looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Murhaa slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Murhaa throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Diddlybottom regains half guard.
Diddlybottom is trying to get back to full guard.
Murhaa working the head and body with strikes.
Diddlybottom is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Murhaa's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Murhaa's back!
Murhaa tries to escape but Diddlybottom has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#SUB#
Diddlybottom looking for the choke from the back. #T3#
Murhaa wants to escape the position.
Diddlybottom avoiding Murhaa 's attempts to control his hands.
Murhaa is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Diddlybottom is staying active.
Murhaa tries to roll but Diddlybottom sticks to his back.
Diddlybottom is controlling the position but Murhaa somehow manages to roll and ends up with half guard.
Murhaa is trying to maintain the position but Diddlybottom is very close to passing his half guard.
Murhaa tries to roll over but Diddlybottom keeps him under control.#T4#
Murhaa trying to control here. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Diddlybottom wants to free his trapped foot but Murhaa is holding on for dear life with his legs. #SUB#
Diddlybottom seems to be looking for submissions.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Murhaa keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Diddlybottom is keen to just control but Murhaa is a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Mike Murhaa will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Murhaa moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Murhaa slips a straight right by Diddlybottom.
Murhaa thows a left - swing and a miss! #CL2#
Murhaa clinches with his opponent.
A head punch on the inside from Murhaa fails to land.
Diddlybottom effectively controlling the action here.
Murhaa lands a shoulder strike.
Murhaa lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Murhaa tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Diddlybottom's elbow.
Diddlybottom looking to slow down the pace here.
Murhaa lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Diddlybottom or not.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Murhaa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Murhaa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Murhaa gets through Diddlybottom's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A right handed body shot lands from Murhaa.
Murhaa tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Murhaa back against the cage. #T1#
Diddlybottom prevents a body shot from Murhaa.
Murhaa has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Murhaa misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Murhaa.
Murhaa struggles to land a body shot inside as Diddlybottom controls his hands. #TD#
Diddlybottom pulls guard successfully.
Murhaa works over Diddlybottom with some ground and pound from guard.
Murhaa works a leg free and moves into half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Murhaa lands a nice short elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nice strikes from Murhaa there.
Murhaa drops an elbow to the side of Diddlybottom's head.
Murhaa takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.#ROC2#
Diddlybottom is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom is trying to control but can't.
Milktoast Diddlybottom overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Nice strikes from Murhaa there.
Oh Diddlybottom is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Murhaa working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Murhaa lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Diddlybottom quite badly. Diddlybottom pulls Murhaa in close trying to recover. Murhaa postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Diddlybottom on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Diddlybottom doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Murhaa!
In defeat, Milktoast Diddlybottom stepped up to the mic, saying 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: ICS 28
Date: May 03, 2020

#R1#
Gotti misses with a body shot.
Diddlybottom wants to clinch
and Gotti cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT2#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Gotti throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Gotti takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Gotti checks a leg kick.
Gotti steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Diddlybottom misses with the body kick
and Gotti connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Diddlybottom definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Gotti ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Diddlybottom moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circling - Diddlybottom throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Diddlybottom is looking to chop away at Gotti 's legs.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Gotti checks a leg kick.
Diddlybottom swings and misses with a hook to the body. #T1#
Diddlybottom thows a leg kick but Gotti checks it
and Gotti counters with a left to the body.
Gotti has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Diddlybottom is breathing heavily.
Gotti cracks Diddlybottom with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Diddlybottom tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Gotti pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Diddlybottom is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dominic Gotti !
Our winner, Dominic Gotti , made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Milktoast Diddlybottom was interviewed post fight and said 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: ICS 19
Date: Mar 29, 2020

#R1#
Diddlybottom pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.#TD2#
Diddlybottom feints and as Laine raises his hands in defense, Diddlybottom changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Laine is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Diddlybottom is controlling him. #ES#
Laine manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Diddlybottom wants to slow Laine down by chopping away at his legs.
Diddlybottom looks to land a right hand but Laine moved out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laine cracks Diddlybottom with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.#CUT#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Laine misses with a hook. Diddlybottom ducked under it nicely.
And Diddlybottom tries to counter it with a takedown but Laine pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Laine takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Diddlybottom slips a jab and a cross from Laine. #T1#
An inside leg kick from Diddlybottom misses.
Laine throws a shot from downtown. Diddlybottom moves away and avoids it.
Laine throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Oulu Laine is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Diddlybottom tries to close the distance and clinch but Laine swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A swing and a miss from Laine.
Laine looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Laine tries a head kick but it misses.
Diddlybottom has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Diddlybottom connects with the punch.
Diddlybottom throws a good cross that connects.
Diddlybottom attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Diddlybottom steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Laine.
Diddlybottom walks into a stiff left hand from Laine.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch but Laine moves out of range. #T2#
Laine missing with a left hand there. Diddlybottom was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Diddlybottom scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Diddlybottom pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Diddlybottom shoots in for a double leg but Laine sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
It looked like Laine wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diddlybottom wants to clinch up but Laine keeps it at a distance.
A little feinted left hand from Laine on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Laine just misses with a punch to the body.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but Laine avoids it.
Laine was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
Diddlybottom fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Laine, pushing him back against the cage.
Diddlybottom fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Diddlybottom blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #TD2#
Diddlybottom ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Diddlybottom no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Diddlybottom looking to control.
Diddlybottom looking for a sweep. Not yet Diddlybottom, not yet. #T3##SU#
Laine gets to his feet. Diddlybottom looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Diddlybottom fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A swing and a miss from Laine.#CL2#
Diddlybottom closes the distance and clinches. #TD2#
Diddlybottom manages to pull guard.
Diddlybottom has a closed guard, preventing Laine from standing up.
Laine won't allow Diddlybottom to sweep him here.
Laine might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Laine wanted to stand there but Diddlybottom had control of the position. #SU#
Laine decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Diddlybottom is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Laine connects with a right hand. Diddlybottom shakes it off.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch but Laine is having none of it.
Diddlybottom looks for the body kick but Laine saw that one coming. #T4#
A big left from Laine misses.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab.
Laine takes a swing at Diddlybottom's ribcage but misses.
Diddlybottom changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Diddlybottom slips a straight right by Laine.
Diddlybottom throws a fast counter high kick but Laine manages to duck under it in time.
Laine throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Diddlybottom ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Laine moves away.
Diddlybottom rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Laine counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Diddlybottom defending well as Laine loads up on a big left hand.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but Laine moves out of range easily.
A little feinted left hand from Laine on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Laine throws a shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Laine.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Oulu Laine will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
That's time! Laine's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Laine takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Diddlybottom buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Diddlybottom looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Laine throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Laine keeps the fight on the outside.
Diddlybottom tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Laine lands the left hand.
Laine drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laine throws a shot from downtown. Diddlybottom moves away and avoids it.
Diddlybottom thows a leg kick but Laine checks it
and Diddlybottom takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Diddlybottom throws a sloppy head kick and Laine moves out of range easily.
Laine defending well as Diddlybottom loads up on a big left hand. #T1#
Diddlybottom misses with a body shot.
Diddlybottom defending well as Laine loads up on a big left hand.
Laine throws a body punch but Diddlybottom moves out of range. #TD2#
Diddlybottom shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Laine's guard.
Laine knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Diddlybottom on the ground.#ES#
Laine scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Laine tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diddlybottom was well out of range. Poor timing from Laine.
Laine ducks down and throws a hook to the body.#TD2#
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Diddlybottom was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Laine is trying to get back to his feet.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Laine wants to get back to his feet but Diddlybottom drags him back down.#T2#
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Diddlybottom moves into full mount!
Diddlybottom trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Laine is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Diddlybottom wants to control the pace but Laine is squirming around nicely.
A nice elbow there by Diddlybottom.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom has hold of Laine's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Laine manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Laine wants to try and get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Laine is looking to escape.
You get the feeling that Laine really doesn't like being in this position too much. #T3#
Diddlybottom unloading with bombs!
Diddlybottom in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Laine is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Milktoast Diddlybottom has got the better of the ground game so far.
Diddlybottom raining down hammerfists from mount.
Laine's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Diddlybottom takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom has control of Laine's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Laine regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Diddlybottom punching from mount but Laine doing a good job of avoiding damage. #T4#
Diddlybottom controlling his opponent.
Laine is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Diddlybottom lands a heavy elbow.
Laine tries to buck Diddlybottom off but he can't manage it.
Diddlybottom landing punches.
Laine is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Laine is trying to stand but he's just given Diddlybottom his back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Laine trying to get back to his feet but Diddlybottom is in full control for now. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for the choke from the back.
Diddlybottom throwing wild punches that miss their target.
Diddlybottom somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back. #ES#
Laine manages to stand up with Diddlybottom still on his back. Eventually Diddlybottom drops to his feet and we're back in the standing position.
Laine moves out of range of the leg kick from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom throws a hook to the side of Laine's head but Laine sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
It looked like Laine wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3#
Good work by Laine as he checks the leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Laine's head.
Laine takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Diddlybottom has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Laine misses with a wild body shot.
Diddlybottom looks to land a right hand but Laine moved out of range.
Laine misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom misses with a hook
and Laine counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Diddlybottom looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Laine avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Laine misses with a looping left.#T1#
A swing and a miss from Laine.
Laine throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Laine.
A solid body kick from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Diddlybottom looks to score with a jab to the body but Laine is just out of range.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Diddlybottom is defended easily by Laine.
Laine listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.#T2#
Laine lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Laine sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Laine on the wrong end of a kick to the body. #TD2#
Diddlybottom shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Laine is trying to defend but Diddlybottom finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.#ES#
Laine has one foot on Diddlybottom's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diddlybottom throws a head kick that Laine semi-blocks.
Oulu Laine is winning the standup battle so far.
Laine throws a body shot but no joy.
Laine misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diddlybottom. #T3#
A telegraphed right hand from Diddlybottom misses the target.
It looked like Laine wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Laine.
Diddlybottom wants to land a leg kick but Laine is out of range.
Laine's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Laine duly obliges.
A decent looking cross lands there for Laine.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but Laine avoids it.
Laine checks a leg kick.
Laine throws a jab but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom ducks right into an uppercut from Laine.
Laine darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Laine takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#T4##CL2#
Diddlybottom gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#BC#
Laine pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Laine throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Diddlybottom lands with an overhand left.
Diddlybottom tries to close the distance and clinch up but Laine swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A quick step to the side and Laine tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Diddlybottom misses with a low kick.
Diddlybottom walks into a stiff left hand from Laine.
Laine takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A slapping leg kick lands for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom thows a leg kick but Laine checks it
and Laine counters with a straight right hand.
The fighters circle, before Laine throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Diddlybottom's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Laine lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Oulu Laine!
Oulu Laine bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
In defeat, Milktoast Diddlybottom stepped up to the mic, saying 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: ICS 12
Date: Mar 08, 2020

#R1##CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Diddlybottom is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Good body shot from Gelfen. #BC2#
Gelfen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Good shot there by Gelfen.
Gelfen thuds a left hand into Diddlybottom's body.
Gelfen throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped #TD#
and Diddlybottom counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Gelfen!
Gelfen can't do much from the bottom here.
Diddlybottom definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Gelfen felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Diddlybottom looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Gelfen is trying to get back to half guard.#T1#
Gelfen can't do much from the bottom here.
Gelfen holding on.
Gelfen is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Diddlybottom's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Diddlybottom prevents Gelfen from improving his position.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Gelfen defends it well. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Diddlybottom trying to control the action but Gelfen is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Gelfen sees it coming and defends easily.
Gelfen tries to get to full guard but Diddlybottom has control of the leg.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gelfen is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Diddlybottom's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Diddlybottom's back!
Gelfen keeps control of the position as Diddlybottom tries to break free. #SUB2#
Gelfen is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Diddlybottom has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
What can Diddlybottom do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight! #T3#
Will Gelfen go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Gelfen avoiding Diddlybottom 's attempts to control his hands.
Diddlybottom staying busy and making it hard for Gelfen to control. #SUB2#
Gelfen looking for the RNC. #SUB2#
Gelfen working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Gelfen not allowing Diddlybottom to control his hands.
Diddlybottom is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Gelfen is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.#SUB2#
Gelfen tightening his grip on Diddlybottom, looking for the choke.
Diddlybottom tries to break free. #T4#
Gelfen gets his hands free as Diddlybottom looks to control.
Diddlybottom manages to reverse the position and now he's in Gelfen's guard. Nice work there by Diddlybottom.
Gelfen trying to control the position here.
Gelfen is continuing to stall.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Gelfen preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eddie Gelfen dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Diddlybottom chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Gelfen can pounce on him.
Gelfen throws the left hand but Diddlybottom avoids the punch easily.
Gelfen misses the body punch #TD#
and Diddlybottom counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Diddlybottom.
Gelfen keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully.
Gelfen has Diddlybottom pulled in close to control his posture.
Gelfen wants to sweep but no luck.
Diddlybottom passes Gelfen's left leg - he's now in half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Gelfen defending well though.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#SUB#
Gelfen is defending against the submission attempts here by Diddlybottom.
Gelfen is doing well to control the position and prevent Diddlybottom from advancing to side control.#T1#
Gelfen is trying to control but can't.
Diddlybottom wants to control but Gelfen is keeping him busy.
Diddlybottom looks to land a strike but Gelfen avoids it nicely and regains full guard.#SUB2#
Gelfen is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Diddlybottom is aware though and is defending well.
Diddlybottom postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Gelfen manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Diddlybottom manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Gelfen trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T2##SU2#
Gelfen stands up and waves to Diddlybottom to follow him.
Diddlybottom moves in looking to clinch but Gelfen pushes him off.
A countering left hand to the body from Gelfen misses.
Diddlybottom takes one to the side of the head. #CL2#
Gelfen closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Diddlybottom prevents Gelfen from breaking the clinch.
Gelfen wants to get back to striking at distance but Diddlybottom won't allow it. #BC2#
Gelfen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Gelfen looks to score with a jab to the body but Diddlybottom is just out of range.
Diddlybottom half committed to a counter leg kick.
Diddlybottom moves into range and connects with a jab.
Gelfen throws a low kick, looking for Diddlybottom's leg but Diddlybottom calmly moves out of range.
Diddlybottom half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Nice defenses there by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom feinted with a counter takedown.
Gelfen throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Gelfen thows a left - swing and a miss! #T3#
Gelfen lands a nice looking body shot.
Gelfen throws an off balance right hand #TD#
and Diddlybottom counters with a nice double leg into side control. Gelfen won't be happy with that.
Gelfen tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Diddlybottom misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Diddlybottom wants to take a breather but Gelfen manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Diddlybottom.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Diddlybottom accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Diddlybottom works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Gelfen moves into full guard.
Gelfen is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB##T4#
Gelfen tries to stand but can't do so whilst Diddlybottom controls his leg.
Diddlybottom works his way to full guard. Good work.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SU2#
Gelfen stands up and waves to Diddlybottom to follow him.
Gelfen stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch up but Gelfen circles away and keeps his distance.
Gelfen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gelfen misses with a straight left.
As Gelfen backs away, Diddlybottom returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Diddlybottom takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eddie Gelfen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Diddlybottom moves in looking to clinch but Gelfen pushes him off.
Gelfen misses with a hook. Diddlybottom ducked under it nicely.
Diddlybottom attempts a counter takedown but Gelfen avoids it well and moves away.
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A little jabbing left from Gelfen on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Gelfen is looking to slow Diddlybottom down with leg kicks.
Gelfen tries to land a leg kick but Diddlybottom saw it coming and moves away.
Gelfen works over Diddlybottom's head and body with a nice combination.
Gelfen shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Eddie Gelfen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Gelfen.
Diddlybottom uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gelfen.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom moves out of range as Gelfen strikes.
Gelfen connects with a body shot that sends Diddlybottom's belly button to the back.
Diddlybottom wants to clinch up but Gelfen keeps it at a distance.
Gelfen throws a wild body kick that Diddlybottom sees coming a mile off.#T1#
Gelfen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A little feinted left hand from Diddlybottom on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Gelfen throws a big shot that misses.#CL2#
Gelfen darts in and clinches Diddlybottom up against the cage.
Gelfen dodges an elbow strike from Diddlybottom.
Nice body punch from Gelfen. #BC2#
Gelfen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Eddie Gelfen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice defenses there by Diddlybottom.
A slow jab from Gelfen misses its intended target. #CL2#
Gelfen closes the distance and clinches.
Gelfen is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#BC2#
Gelfen manages to break the clinch. #CL2#
Gelfen closes the distance and clinches.
Diddlybottom has Gelfen pressed against the cage, preventing Gelfen from circling away and getting back to striking at range.#T2#
Diddlybottom prevents a body shot from Gelfen. #BC2#
Gelfen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL2#
Gelfen gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Eddie Gelfen is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#BC2#
Gelfen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Gelfen throws a poor cross that misses
and Diddlybottom connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gelfen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Diddlybottom stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.#CL2#
Gelfen closes the distance and clinches.
Diddlybottom tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Diddlybottom stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that. #TD#
Diddlybottom manages to pull guard. #T3#
Gelfen stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Diddlybottom swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB#
Diddlybottom working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Gelfen doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Gelfen manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SU2#
Gelfen decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Diddlybottom, up you get!
Diddlybottom fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gelfen manages to avoid it.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch but Gelfen is having none of it.
Diddlybottom looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A solid leg kick lands there for Gelfen.
Gelfen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air. #T4#
Gelfen lands the left hand.
Milktoast Diddlybottom has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Gelfen is looking to slow Diddlybottom down with leg kicks.
Diddlybottom uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gelfen.
Diddlybottom fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Milktoast Diddlybottom. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL2#
Gelfen has closed the distance and engaged Diddlybottom in a clinch.
Diddlybottom throws an elbow that misses. #BC2#
Gelfen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eddie Gelfen comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Gelfen winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 27:30
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eddie Gelfen!
Eddie Gelfen spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
In defeat, Milktoast Diddlybottom stepped up to the mic, saying 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: ICS 8
Date: Feb 12, 2020

#R1#
Diddlybottom avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gaetz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Diddlybottom fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#CL2#
Diddlybottom has managed to clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Gaetz creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Gaetz tries to work over Diddlybottom's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Diddlybottom will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Gaetz up against the cage.
Gaetz takes an elbow to the forehead. #CUT2#
It looks like Link Gaetz has been cut.
Diddlybottom drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Gaetz gets the underhooks and prevents it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gaetz struggles to land a body shot inside as Diddlybottom controls his hands. #TD2#
Diddlybottom manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Diddlybottom has a closed guard, preventing Gaetz from standing up. #T1##SU#
Gaetz gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Diddlybottom wants to clinch up but Gaetz keeps it at a distance.
It looked like Gaetz was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Diddlybottom.
Gaetz with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Gaetz takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Diddlybottom takes a jab right on the kisser. #CUT#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom misses with a straight right.
A punch combination from Gaetz misses. #CL2#
Diddlybottom moves into the clinch.
Gaetz cracks Diddlybottom with a nice body shot.
Diddlybottom is working for takedown but Gaetz is calmly controlling the position for now.
Gaetz lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Diddlybottom throws an elbow but it misses.
Gaetz doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Diddlybottom tries to pull guard but Gaetz holds him up against the cage and eventually Diddlybottom drops back down to his feet.
Link Gaetz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milktoast Diddlybottom.#T2#
Diddlybottom tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gaetz's elbow.
Gaetz struggles to land a body shot inside as Diddlybottom controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gaetz.
Diddlybottom prevents a body shot from Gaetz.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Diddlybottom blocks a punch to the side of the head. #TD2#
Diddlybottom ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Diddlybottom no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Gaetz preventing the sweep.
Gaetz has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Gaetz wants to stand but Diddlybottom is controlling his posture from full guard.
Diddlybottom is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Gaetz has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Diddlybottom is proving hard to escape from.
Diddlybottom controls Gaetz momentarily but Gaetz frees himself. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom has his foot on Gaetz's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Gaetz works his way back into a safe position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Gaetz doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Gaetz manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #T3##SU#
Gaetz stands up from Diddlybottom's guard - Gaetz perhaps looking for a knockout.
Diddlybottom misses the body punch
and Gaetz counters with a right hand to the body.
Diddlybottom fails to land the takedown.
An attempted straight right counter from Gaetz misses the target.#CL2#
Diddlybottom moves into range and clinches up with Gaetz.
Diddlybottom is trying to pull guard but Gaetz has him pressed against the cage.
Diddlybottom is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Gaetz to keep the fight standing.
Gaetz lands a body punch in the clinch.
Diddlybottom looks winded!
Diddlybottom stalling in the clinch but Gaetz improves position.
Diddlybottom blocks a body shot from Gaetz.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position but instead, Gaetz has worked for underhooks and has pushed Diddlybottom into the cage.
Good body shot from Gaetz. #T4#
A hook to the body from Gaetz.
Gaetz lands a hook that snaps the head of Diddlybottom backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Gaetz creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Gaetz is leaning against Diddlybottom and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short body shot lands from Gaetz as the two fighters clinch.
Gaetz lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Gaetz lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gaetz works on Diddlybottom's body with a couple of short punches.
A short right from Gaetz on the inside.
Nice body punch from Gaetz - that landed with a thud.
Diddlybottom blocks a body shot from Gaetz.
Gaetz can't find room to land a body shot as Diddlybottom controls the action.
Diddlybottom prevents a body shot from Gaetz.
Gaetz tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Gaetz back against the cage.
Gaetz lands a shoulder strike.
Diddlybottom tries to pull guard but Gaetz holds him up against the cage and eventually Diddlybottom drops back down to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Link Gaetz dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2##KD#
Gaetz feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Diddlybottom sprawling to the canvas! Diddlybottom rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Gaetz finish him?!
Diddlybottom gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Gaetz counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Link Gaetz!
During a confident post fight interview, Link Gaetz thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
In defeat, Milktoast Diddlybottom stepped up to the mic, saying 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: ICS 5
Date: Jan 22, 2020

#R1#
Ster misses with a body kick.
Diddlybottom blocks a low kick nicely.
Ster connects with a right hand. Diddlybottom shakes it off.
Diddlybottom thows a body kick. Ster tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Ster tries to land a front kick but Diddlybottom steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Diddlybottom wants to counter the offense by Ster and move into the clinch position.
Diddlybottom is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ster.
Ster swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.#CL2#
Diddlybottom rushes Ster and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Diddlybottom controlling the action here for a moment.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Diddlybottom has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Diddlybottom stalling in the clinch.
Diddlybottom receives a warning from the referee for stalling.#BC#
Ster breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Diddlybottom steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ster.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ster. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diddlybottom throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Diddlybottom misses with a body punch
enabling Ster to counter with a crisp jab.
Diddlybottom throws a sloppy head kick and Ster moves out of range easily.
Ster misses the shot to the body. #T1#
Ster just misses with a punch to the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Diddlybottom checks a leg kick.
Mon Ster seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom moves out of range as Ster throws a body kick.
Ster feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Diddlybottoms jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Diddlybottom throws a body shot but no joy.
Ster pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Ster.
Ster throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A thudding body kick lands there by Diddlybottom!
The fighters circling - Ster throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Diddlybottom tries to counter by closing the distance.
Ster looks to land a right hand but Diddlybottom moved out of range.
Diddlybottom ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ster stuffs the takedown.
A lazy left from Diddlybottom finds it's target.
A slapping leg kick lands for Diddlybottom.
Ster throws out a powerful jab.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch but Ster moves out of range.
Ster was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#T2#
Diddlybottom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mon Ster is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch up but Ster circles away and keeps his distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ster takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Diddlybottom lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. #CUT2#
It looks like Mon Ster has been cut.
Diddlybottom works the jab nicely.
Diddlybottom closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Nice shot lands for Ster.#CL2#
Diddlybottom rushes Ster and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Diddlybottom creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Diddlybottom stalling in the clinch but Ster improves position.
Diddlybottom pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Ster misses with a body punch.
Diddlybottom blocks an elbow strike from Ster.
Diddlybottom can't get the takedown.
Diddlybottom is struggling to control the position.
Diddlybottom stalling in the clinch but Ster improves position. #T3##TD2#
Diddlybottom turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Diddlybottom manages to end up in side control.#ES#
Ster explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Diddlybottom avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ster ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Diddlybottom moves away.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch up.#TD2#
Diddlybottom manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Ster on his heels. He'll look to pass Ster's guard now, I'm sure.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diddlybottom trying to control but Ster is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Ster haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Diddlybottom won't allow Ster to sweep him here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4#
Ster keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully.
Diddlybottom is pushing down on Ster's leg trying to pass to half guard. Ster is fighting to maintain full guard but Diddlybottom has managed to sneak the leg through.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is trying to work for a kimura but Ster is defending well.
Ster might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB2#
Ster is defending against the submission attempts here by Diddlybottom. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is working for a kimura but Ster is defending it quite comfortably. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom seems to be working for a kimura but Ster defends the submission attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Mon Ster will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Mon Ster's cut.
That's time! Ster's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Ster looks to land a combination but Diddlybottom avoids it well.
Diddlybottom tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Ster jabs at Diddlybottom's body.
Ster looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Ster misses with a looping right.
Ster feints and then cracks Diddlybottom's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Diddlybottom down.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ster, right into the meat.
Ster just misses with a punch to the body.
Ster goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Diddlybottom.
Ster swats away the attempt to clinch by Diddlybottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ster uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Diddlybottom.
Ster throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom shoots in but Ster avoids the takedown attempt easily.#CL#
Diddlybottom gets tackled into the cage by Ster. Ster maintains the clinch. #T1#
Diddlybottom tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Ster lands an elbow just above Diddlybottom 's eye. #CUT#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ster smiles and moves away.
Mon Ster has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milktoast Diddlybottom.
Ster throws a hook but Diddlybottom avoids it easily.
Ster lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Diddlybottom backs up against the cage.
Ster lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Ster.
Diddlybottom lands a nice looking kick to the body. Ster takes a step back to recover.
Ster throws a jab but it's blocked by Diddlybottom. #CL#
Ster clinches up against the cage.
Diddlybottom blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ster throws a punch but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Ster backwards.
Ster is trying to break free.
Ster can't break the clinch. #T2#
Diddlybottom's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Diddlybottom wants to take the fight to the mat but Ster manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Diddlybottom is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Ster is keeping busy.
Ster throws an elbow that misses.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Ster stalling.
Ster blocks an elbow strike.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Diddlybottom is looking to control Ster's arms but Ster gets an underhook and turns him. Now Diddlybottom has his back to the cage.
Diddlybottom is trying to stall.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Milktoast Diddlybottom.
Ster waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Diddlybottom.
Mon Ster is winning the standup battle so far.
Ster throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Diddlybottom lands a head shot.#T3#
Diddlybottom doesn't manage to clinch there - Ster circles away.
A good leg kick by Diddlybottom.
Ster lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Diddlybottom at a distance.
Diddlybottom moves in looking to clinch but Ster pushes him off.
Diddlybottom lands with a thumping leg kick.
Ster throws out a powerful jab.
Ster throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Diddlybottom stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Ster walks into a straight right hand from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ster throws out the jab.
Nice defenses there by Diddlybottom.
Ster swinging wildly here.
Diddlybottom drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Ster defends it well.
Diddlybottom misses with a wild body shot.
Ster misses with a body shot.
Diddlybottom tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Ster paws at him with a jab and circles away.#T4#
Ster misses with a low kick.
Diddlybottom is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Ster throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Diddlybottom stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Ster throws a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ster throws a body shot but no joy. #CL2#
Diddlybottom closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Diddlybottom has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Ster tries to stall but Diddlybottom uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Ster lands a damaging elbow.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Ster just misses with a elbow thrown towards Diddlybottom's brow.
Ster looks to throw an elbow but misses. #BC#
Ster manages to break the clinch.
Diddlybottom misses the jab.
Ster misses with a looping left.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the body kick.
Diddlybottom blocks a jab.
Ster misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diddlybottom.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ster. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mon Ster dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
That kick from Diddlybottom tenderised Ster's leg. Ster is trying to keep his angry face on.
Ster misses with a low kick.
Ster is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Diddlybottom can do to turn this around?
Diddlybottom keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ster.
A punch combination from Ster misses.
Diddlybottom misses with a lunging right hand
and Ster counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Diddlybottom throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ster throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ster throws a body shot but no joy.
Diddlybottom keeps Ster at a distance using the push kick.
Ster ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Diddlybottom moves away.
Diddlybottom lands a high kick!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ster lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Diddlybottom slips a jab from Ster.
Ster throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Diddlybottom on the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from Ster.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ster will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air. #T1#
Ster throws a sloppy head kick and Diddlybottom moves out of range easily.
Diddlybottom with the counter takedown but Ster avoids it easily.
Diddlybottom misses with a leg kick
enabling Ster to counter with a crisp jab.
Diddlybottom sizes up Ster with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Diddlybottom is looking to clinch.
Diddlybottom is looking to clinch but Ster is avoiding it.
Ster is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
A bone on bone clash there as Diddlybottom blocks the leg kick. #CL2#
Diddlybottom gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Diddlybottom is pushing Ster up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Diddlybottom avoids a wild elbow strike from Ster.
Ster is trying to force a seperation but Diddlybottom has the dominant position.
Ster looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Ster takes an elbow to the temple.
Diddlybottom looks to throw an elbow but misses. #T2#
Diddlybottom avoids the elbow strike from Ster, against the cage.
Diddlybottom looking to slow down the pace here.
Ster is trying to break the clinch but Diddlybottom has him pressed against the cage. #TD2#
Diddlybottom jumps guard.
Ster stopping the sweep attempt from Diddlybottom.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Ster is aware though and is defending well.
Ster slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Ster rolls with it to try and escape but Diddlybottom cranks on the arm and Ster is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Milktoast Diddlybottom made sure he mentioned Pit Bull Development, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

Event: ICS 1
Date: Jan 01, 2020

#R1#
Diddlybottom scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Heavyweight doesn't seem bothered though. #TD#
Diddlybottom feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Heavyweight controls Diddlybottom momentarily but Diddlybottom frees himself.
Heavyweight is pulling down on Diddlybottom's head. It's preventing any offense from Diddlybottom, at least for the moment.
Diddlybottom is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Heavyweight can't keep his opponent in guard - Diddlybottom advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Diddlybottom seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Heavyweight does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Heavyweight is just riding it out for now. Diddlybottom eventually gives up the hold.
Heavyweight wants to improve his position but Diddlybottom is controlling well. #T1#
Diddlybottom winds up and cracks Heavyweight with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Heavyweight is trying to maintain the position but Diddlybottom is very close to passing his half guard.
Diddlybottom wants to free his trapped foot but Heavyweight is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Diddlybottom trying to control the action but Heavyweight is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom works his way into full mount!
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Heavyweight tries to lock up and control but Diddlybottom gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Diddlybottom controlling his opponent. #T2#
Heavyweight is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Heavyweight has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Heavyweight! #SUB#
Diddlybottom looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Heavyweight defends well.
Heavyweight wants to pass the guard but Diddlybottom is keeping the position.
Diddlybottom looking to hit a scissor sweep but Heavyweight is one step ahead there. #SUB#
Diddlybottom throws his legs up looking for a submission but Heavyweight uses it to pass to side control. #T3#
Diddlybottom is trying to control Heavyweight's posture but Heavyweight avoids it.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Heavyweight wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping him busy.
Diddlybottom is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Heavyweight's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Diddlybottom is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Heavyweight content to control rather than advance. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Diddlybottom is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Diddlybottom looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Diddlybottom is trying to maintain the position but Heavyweight is very close to passing his half guard.
Diddlybottom is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Xtreme Foaming Shortcakes, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Heavyweight trying to control the pace.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Diddlybottom is trying to maintain the position but Heavyweight is very close to passing his half guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Heavyweight throws a hook but Diddlybottom blocks it.
Diddlybottom throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Diddlybottom lands a glancing blow to the side of Heavyweight's head.
Diddlybottom shoots for a double leg takedown but Heavyweight sprawls well. He's pushed Diddlybottom's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Diddlybottom is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Heavyweight can do to turn this around?
Heavyweight jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Diddlybottom defending well as Heavyweight loads up on a big left hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Diddlybottom. Heavyweight does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diddlybottom takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Diddlybottom takes a swing at Heavyweight's ribcage but misses.
Heavyweight loads up on a big right hand but Diddlybottom slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Heavyweight moves away.
Heavyweight looks to land a left hand but Diddlybottom moved out of range nicely.
Heavyweight throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Diddlybottom dives in for a single leg takedown but Heavyweight sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.#T1#
Diddlybottom thumps Heavyweight with a low kick.
Heavyweight scores with a jab to the body.
Heavyweight punishes Diddlybottom's body with a nice straight punch.#KD2#
Heavyweight lands a big right hand that sends Diddlybottom crashing to the mat! Heavyweight stays standing though and waves Diddlybottom back to his feet!#CUT2#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom has his takedown stuffed
and Heavyweight scores with a counter punch that sends Diddlybottom to the canvas! Heavyweight smells blood - he's punishing Diddlybottom with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Diddlybottom has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Heavyweight!
Super Heavyweight thanked the fans post fight for their support.
The defeated Milktoast Diddlybottom had this to say: 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: Pride FC 62
Date: Nov 27, 2019

#R1#
Diddlybottom avoids the body shot from Mencken.
Mencken lands a nice looking body shot.
Diddlybottom is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Diddlybottom throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Diddlybottom throws a sloppy head kick
and Mencken connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CUT2#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.#CL#
Diddlybottom closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Diddlybottom jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Mencken walks away with a smile on his face. Diddlybottom gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Diddlybottom fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Mencken is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom throws a body kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Mencken.
Mencken throws a body kick that misses.
Diddlybottom throws a nice inside leg kick.
Diddlybottom connects with a solid leg kick.
HL Mencken is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
Mencken throws a body kick, spinning off balance#TD#
and Diddlybottom counters with a takedown into side control.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#SUB#
Diddlybottom wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Mencken, who protects the arm well. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying to get an arm triangle but Mencken is defending well. #SUB#
Diddlybottom goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Mencken has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Diddlybottom but great work by Mencken.
Diddlybottom struggling a bit here.
Diddlybottom tries to improve position but can't.
Diddlybottom looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Mencken remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Diddlybottom is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Diddlybottom's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#T2#
Diddlybottom is trying to improve his position.
Diddlybottom gets back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mencken tries to stand and escape but Diddlybottom is controlling the position.
Diddlybottom tries to roll over but Mencken keeps him under control.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diddlybottom trying to control here.
Diddlybottom is positioning himself well to prevent Mencken advancing to mount.
Mencken controlling the action here.
Mencken prevents Diddlybottom from improving his position.#T3#
Mencken controlling the action here.
Diddlybottom is concentrating on defense, preventing Mencken from advancing position.
Diddlybottom is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Diddlybottom looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Mencken seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Mencken takes a shot to the body in his stride. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Diddlybottom keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mencken.
Mencken has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Mencken misses the shot to the body.
Diddlybottom with a jab.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the strikes.
Mencken swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the strikes.
Mencken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Diddlybottom with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Diddlybottom lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A lazy body kick from Mencken #TD#
and Diddlybottom counters with a takedown into side control.
Mencken is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Diddlybottom is controlling him well.
Diddlybottom has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Mencken!#SUB#
Diddlybottom is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Mencken has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Diddlybottom looking to finish with strikes here!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Milktoast Diddlybottom will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Mencken as he jumps to the side.
Mencken looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Diddlybottom will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Crunch! Diddlybottom slams his shin into Mencken's torso.
Diddlybottom uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mencken.
Nice uppercut lands for Mencken. That snapped Diddlybottom's head back.
Diddlybottom wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nice body punch from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom tries to close the distance and clinch but Mencken swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #T1#
Mencken takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Diddlybottom chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab.
Diddlybottom feinted with a counter takedown.
Diddlybottom lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Diddlybottom uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Diddlybottom bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Diddlybottom cracks Mencken with a right hand to the side of the head.
Diddlybottom slips a straight right by Mencken.
Diddlybottom uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Mencken has time to react.
Mencken stuns Diddlybottom with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom is looking to score with low kicks.
Diddlybottom drops his hands momentarily and Mencken takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Diddlybottom takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Mencken gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Diddlybottom.
Mencken lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Diddlybottom ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Diddlybottom tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Mencken manages to circle out of the way.
Mencken ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Diddlybottom tries to close the distance and clinch but Mencken swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Diddlybottom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mencken avoids the body shot from Diddlybottom.
Mencken lands with a nice body punch.
Mencken scores with a kick to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mencken misses with a wild body shot.
Mencken fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.#CL#
Diddlybottom has taken the fight to the clinch. #T3#
Mencken lands a left hand that snaps the head of Diddlybottom backwards.
A short right from Mencken on the inside.
Mencken is trying to break the clinch but Diddlybottom has him pressed against the cage. #BC2#
Mencken manages to break the clinch.
Diddlybottom lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Mencken misses with a body shot.
Diddlybottom connects with a solid leg kick. #TD#
Diddlybottom drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Mencken wants to control but Diddlybottom postures up.#SUB#
Diddlybottom wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Mencken, who protects the arm well.
Diddlybottom is looking to take a break and control but Mencken is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB#
Diddlybottom looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #T4#
Mencken is trying to improve his position.#ES2#
Mencken throws Diddlybottom to one side and escapes!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL#
Diddlybottom has closed the distance and engaged Mencken in a clinch.
Mencken tries to break the clinch but Diddlybottom is controlling the position.
Diddlybottom jumps guard but Mencken turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing. #TD#
Diddlybottom pulls guard effortlessly. #SUB#
Mencken avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB#
Mencken avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but HL Mencken will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
A solid body kick from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom misses with a wild body shot.
Diddlybottom is looking to clinch but Mencken is avoiding it.
Mencken throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mencken cracks Diddlybottom with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Mencken checks the leg kick nicely there.
Mencken looks to land a left hand but Diddlybottom moved out of range nicely.
Diddlybottom half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mencken takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Diddlybottom throws a body shot but no joy.
Mencken throws out a counter right but Diddlybottom avoids it with no problem.
Mencken on the wrong end of a nice jab.#TD#
Diddlybottom shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Mencken manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.#T1#
Mencken is trying to control the position but Diddlybottom postures up.
Milktoast Diddlybottom overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Mencken wants to sweep here but Diddlybottom controlling him for the moment. #ES2#
Mencken pushes Diddlybottom off and scrambles back to his feet.
Diddlybottom is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Mencken moves out of range as Diddlybottom throws a body kick.
Diddlybottom misses with a body kick.
Diddlybottom takes a swing at Mencken's ribcage but misses.
Diddlybottom avoids the body shot from Mencken.
Mencken is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Diddlybottom looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Mencken unleashes a big counter combination but Diddlybottom bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Mencken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Diddlybottom scores with the left hand. Mencken knows he should have avoided that one. #T2#
Diddlybottom throws a head kick but Mencken moves out of range.
Diddlybottom is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Mencken sees it coming and moves out of range.
Mencken with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Mencken scores with the left hand. Diddlybottom knows he should have avoided that one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Diddlybottom avoids a kick to the body.
Mencken tries to bum rush Diddlybottom with a series of wild strikes but Diddlybottom uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
As Mencken tries to get set, Diddlybottom tries to push him back and clinch up but Mencken manages to avoid the attempt.
Mencken misses with a body shot.
Mencken with a jab.
Mencken tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Diddlybottom tries to land a leg kick but Mencken saw it coming and moves away.
Diddlybottom throws the kick towards the body but Mencken avoids it.
Diddlybottom keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mencken.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but it's checked well by Mencken.#T3#
Mencken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diddlybottom manages to avoid it.
Diddlybottom misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Diddlybottom looks to score with a jab to the body but Mencken is just out of range.
A head kick misses from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom lands with an overhand left.
Diddlybottom is looking to clinch.
A jab from Diddlybottom finds it's way through Mencken's defenses.
Diddlybottom scores with a shot to the body.
Mencken fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Diddlybottom looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Mencken jabs Diddlybottom to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Mencken scores with a nice right hand.
Mencken moves out of range of the body kick.#T4#
Mencken throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Diddlybottom with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mencken throws a body shot but no joy.
Nice body punch from Diddlybottom.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mencken misses with a looping right.
Mencken throws a good cross that connects. #CUT2#
Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut is getting worse.
Mencken looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Good work by Mencken as he checks the leg kick.
Diddlybottom scores with a hook to the body. Mencken takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Diddlybottom throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Milktoast Diddlybottom is winning the standup battle so far.#TD#
Diddlybottom shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Mencken's guard.
Mencken is trying to control the position from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Milktoast Diddlybottom.
Well Diddlybottom has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 29:28
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Pit Bull Development for their support in the buildup to the fight.

Event: Pride FC 57
Date: Nov 06, 2019

#R1#
A head kick misses from Brakeley.
Brakeley tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diddlybottom was well out of range. Poor timing from Brakeley.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Brakeley - that will leave a mark! #CL2#
Diddlybottom instigates a clinch. #TD2#
Diddlybottom turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Diddlybottom manages to end up in side control.#ES#
Brakeley throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Brakeley takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Diddlybottom throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Brakeley stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Brakeley swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Diddlybottom looks to score with a jab to the body but Brakeley is just out of range.
Diddlybottom avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Diddlybottom changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Brakeley looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Diddlybottom with the counter takedown but Brakeley avoids it easily.
Diddlybottom has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.#TD2#
Diddlybottom shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Diddlybottom showed some decent athleticism there.
Brakeley is refusing to be controlled, as Diddlybottom sits in half guard. #T1#
Diddlybottom thows a huge punch but Brakeley dodges it nicely.
Brakeley avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Diddlybottom.
Brakeley pushes Diddlybottom off looking to stand but Diddlybottom dives back in and keeps control.
Diddlybottom wants to pass to mount but Brakeley is defending the position.
Brakeley keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Diddlybottom thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom seems to be working for a kimura but Brakeley defends the submission attempt.#SUB2#
Brakeley is defending against the submission attempts here by Diddlybottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Brakeley is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T2#
Diddlybottom throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Brakeley to regain full guard.
Brakeley is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Diddlybottom stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Brakeley swivels though and keeps the full guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Brakeley holds on and takes a little breather.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Brakeley is on top in guard. #REVR#
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
Diddlybottom is pulling down on Brakeley's head. It's preventing any offense from Brakeley, at least for the moment.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Diddlybottom looking to hit a scissor sweep but Brakeley is one step ahead there. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom has an active guard here but Brakeley has managed to pass into half guard. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Brakeley pulls his head out easily.
Diddlybottom wants to control but Brakeley is keeping busy.
Brakeley keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Diddlybottom wants to control but Brakeley is keeping busy and won't allow it. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Brakeley lands a nice short elbow.
Diddlybottom is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Brakeley wants to lay and pray for a moment but Diddlybottom keeps working.
Brakeley takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Brakeley wants to stand up but Diddlybottom is controlling the position. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom actively working from the bottom here.
Diddlybottom is pressing down on Brakeley's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Brakeley would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Diddlybottom looking to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Michael Brakeley will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Brakeley, right into the meat.
Diddlybottom scores with a leg kick.
Diddlybottom throws a head kick but Brakeley moves out of range.
Brakeley feints and then cracks Diddlybottom's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Diddlybottom down.
Brakeley takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Diddlybottom staying out of range there.
Brakeley throws an overhand right that lands on Diddlybottom's shoulder, as Diddlybottom tries to avoid the shot.
Diddlybottom checks the leg kick.
Diddlybottom walks into a stiff left hand from Brakeley.
Brakeley throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Good leg kick by Diddlybottom there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Brakeley scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Michael Brakeley is winning the standup battle so far.
Brakeley throws a lazy right hand but Diddlybottom sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Brakeley lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Diddlybottom checks the leg kick.
Diddlybottom slips a jab from Brakeley.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick
letting Brakeley counter with a right hand. #T1#
Brakeley throws a nice looking combination but Diddlybottom bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Brakeley tries to land a front kick but Diddlybottom steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Diddlybottom misses with an uppercut.
Diddlybottom thuds his shin into the meat of Brakeley's side.
Brakeley misses with a straight left.
Diddlybottom tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.#CL2#
Diddlybottom has closed the distance and engaged Brakeley in a clinch.
Brakeley wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Diddlybottom pressing his opponent against the cage.
Diddlybottom tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it. #TD2#
Diddlybottom jumps into guard, dragging Brakeley to the mat.
Brakeley trying to control the position from guard on top but Diddlybottom is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Brakeley stopping the sweep attempt from Diddlybottom.#T2#
Diddlybottom seems keen to control Brakeley's posture.
Diddlybottom is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Diddlybottom bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Brakeley's guard. #REVB#
Diddlybottom slips nicely into half guard.
Diddlybottom passes to full mount!
This has been an exciting period of action!#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is working for a guillotine from mount but Brakeley frees his head quite easily.
Diddlybottom throwing shots from mount but they're not landing. #T3#
Brakeley throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Diddlybottom throwing strikes here but Brakeley is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Brakeley is trying to stand up.
Brakeley is in all sorts of trouble here.
Diddlybottom looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Brakeley tries to hold on but Diddlybottom pushes him away.
Diddlybottom landing strikes from the mount and Brakeley is in trouble!
Diddlybottom with shots to the head and body - Brakeley looks very uncomfortable down there.
Poor strikes thrown by Diddlybottom there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Brakeley is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Diddlybottom lands a couple of good shots and Brakeley has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Diddlybottom gets his hands free as Brakeley looks to control.
Brakeley trying to get back to his feet but Diddlybottom is in full control for now. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom working for a choke but Brakeley is defending well. #T4#
Diddlybottom somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diddlybottom missing with punches from the back.
Diddlybottom missing with strikes from the back.
Brakeley wants to get back to his feet. #SUB2#
Brakeley won't enjoy being in this position. Diddlybottom looking for the choke. Oh... he's slipped the arm under the neck - Brakeley is tapping - it's over boys! Diddlybottom picks up the submission victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom gave a mention to Pit Bull Development in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

Event: Pride FC 48
Date: Oct 02, 2019

#R1#
Fujimoto drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch up but Fujimoto circles away and keeps his distance.
Fujimoto is looking to counter the offense by Diddlybottom and move into the clinch.
Fujimoto scores with a jab to the jaw.#CUT#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Diddlybottom ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fujimoto moves away.
Diddlybottom looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Diddlybottom connects with a body shot that sends Fujimoto's belly button to the back.#CL2#
Diddlybottom clinches up with Fujimoto and pushes him back against the cage.
Fujimoto softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Fujimoto working aggressively here.
Diddlybottom blocks a body shot from Fujimoto.
A body shot lands from Fujimoto.
Diddlybottom blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fujimoto throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Diddlybottoms head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fujimoto prevents a takedown attempt there. #T1#
Fujimoto scores with a shoulder strike.
Diddlybottom manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Still in the clinch, Fujimoto scores with a nice short uppercut.#BC#
Fujimoto breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fujimoto tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fujimoto looks to throw the jab but Diddlybottom is out of range.
Diddlybottom throws a lazy uppercut
and Fujimoto counters with a stiff right hand.
Diddlybottom rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Fujimoto counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gyukosho Fujimoto!
A victorious Gyukosho Fujimoto thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Milktoast Diddlybottom stepped up to the mic, saying 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: Pride FC 44
Date: Sep 11, 2019

#R1#
Daley moves out of range of the leg kick from Diddlybottom.
Daley takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Daley looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Daley motions for Diddlybottom to come forward. Daley throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Diddlybottom thumps Daley with a low kick.
Diddlybottom connects with a leg kick. Daley looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Diddlybottom jabs at Daley's body.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom cracks Daley with a good jab.
Daley throws a lazy right hand but Diddlybottom sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Diddlybottom looks to land a left hand but Daley moved out of range nicely.
Diddlybottom misses with a body shot.
Diddlybottom throws a half hearted mid kick.
Daley lands a jab to the head. #CUT#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Diddlybottom. Daley does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diddlybottom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Diddlybottom tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Daley was well out of range. Poor timing from Diddlybottom.#T1#
Diddlybottom cracks the inside of Daley's front leg.
Daley looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the strikes.
And Diddlybottom tries to counter it with a takedown but Daley pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Diddlybottom looks to land a body kick but Daley moved away.
Daley misses with a looping left.
Daley throws a low kick but Diddlybottom moves out of range easily.
Diddlybottom thuds his right hand into Daley's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Daley blocks a low kick nicely.
Diddlybottom throws a chopping leg kick but Daley manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Daley misses with a hook
and Diddlybottom counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Diddlybottom throws a sloppy head kick
and Daley counters with an inside leg kick.
Daley throws a predictable looking body shot #TD2#
and Diddlybottom counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Daley is doing well to control the position and prevent Diddlybottom from advancing to side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Diddlybottom is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Daley!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Diddlybottom landing strikes from the mount.#T2#
Diddlybottom is looking to work his way around to Daley's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Poor strikes thrown by Diddlybottom there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Daley wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom is dominating on the ground here - he's now on his opponent's back, looking to sink in the hooks. Daley is in real trouble.
Daley controlling his opponent's hands, preventing the submission attempt. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking to break Daley's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Daley remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Diddlybottom will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Diddlybottom throws a big right hand but he misses and hits the mat. Ouch. #T3#
Daley trying to control the hands but Diddlybottom breaks the grip.
Daley is in bad spot here. #SUB2#
Daley defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Diddlybottom's arms.
Diddlybottom missing with strikes from the back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom tightening his grip on Daley, looking for the choke.
Daley trying to control the hands but Diddlybottom breaks the grip. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom working for the choke. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for the RNC. #T4#
Will Diddlybottom go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Diddlybottom wants to control but Daley manages to buck him off and is now in Diddlybottom's guard! Nice work there by Daley! #SUB2#
Diddlybottom working for a triangle but Daley defends it easily. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom has his foot on Daley's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Daley works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Daley wants to control from the top but Diddlybottom keeps moving.
Daley looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Diddlybottom defending well as Daley loads up on a big left hand.
Diddlybottom misses the jab.
Daley is looking to counter punch.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Diddlybottom lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Diddlybottom will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Diddlybottom throws a head kick that misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Diddlybottom. That's going to slow Daley down.
Diddlybottom misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Daley digs a good hook to Diddlybottom's body.
Diddlybottom is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Daley rather than just go for the knockout.
Daley just misses with a punch to the body.
Diddlybottom misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Daley counters with an inside leg kick.
Daley tries a low kick but Diddlybottom avoids it.
Diddlybottom with the counter takedown but Daley avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch up.
Diddlybottom wants to clinch
and Daley counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The fighters circling - Daley throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Diddlybottom is breathing heavily.
Diddlybottom misses with a wild body shot. #T1#
Daley throws a hook to the side of Diddlybottom's head but Diddlybottom sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Diddlybottom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Daley.
Diddlybottom has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab from Daley.
And Diddlybottom tries to counter it with a takedown but Daley pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Daley steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Diddlybottom. That one must have hurt.#TD2#
Diddlybottom manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Daley on his heels. He'll look to pass Daley's guard now, I'm sure.
Daley working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Diddlybottom.
Daley keeping full guard, as Diddlybottom tries to pass. #SUB#
Daley is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Diddlybottom is aware though and is defending well.
Daley working a defensive guard here.
Diddlybottom throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Daley works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Diddlybottom looking to sit in guard and control but Daley gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR##SUB2#
Daley got a little sloppy there for a moment and Diddlybottom has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Daley has managed to get both his arms back between Diddlybottom's legs - danger averted.#T2##SUB2#
Diddlybottom had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Daley defends it easily.
Diddlybottom is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Daley might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Daley escapes and throws Diddlybottom's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Diddlybottom tries to buck Daley off but Daley is having none of it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#SUB#
Daley looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #T3#
Diddlybottom is looking to reverse the position.
Daley taking a breather here. #SUB#
Daley wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Diddlybottom, who protects the arm well.
Diddlybottom manages to work his way to half guard, despite Daley's best efforts.
Diddlybottom is trying to get back to full guard.
Daley wants to lay and pray for a moment but Diddlybottom keeps working. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Diddlybottom is looking to improve his position.
Diddlybottom makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Diddlybottom.
Daley showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Daley has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#SUB2#
Daley got a little sloppy there for a moment and Diddlybottom has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Daley has managed to get both his arms back between Diddlybottom's legs - danger averted.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Conor Daley will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Diddlybottom misses with a leg kick.
Daley was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Diddlybottom throws a body punch but Daley moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Daley on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Diddlybottom lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Diddlybottom throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Daley digs a good hook to Diddlybottom's body.
Daley throws the kick towards the body but Diddlybottom avoids it.
Daley wants to land a leg kick but Diddlybottom is out of range.
Daley tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diddlybottom was well out of range. Poor timing from Daley.
Diddlybottom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Daley.
Diddlybottom uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Daley has time to react.
Diddlybottom has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Daley getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A low kick from Diddlybottom misses
and Daley counters with an inside leg kick.
Diddlybottom throws a body kick that misses
and Daley counters with a thumping low kick.
Diddlybottom takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Daley scores with a sloppy right hand. Diddlybottom should have avoided that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Daley throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range. #T1#
Daley jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Diddlybottom looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Diddlybottom closes this distance looking for a takedown but Daley circles away.
Daley looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
A looping hook to the body misses from Daley. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diddlybottom throws out a counter right but Daley avoids it with no problem.
Diddlybottom misses with a head kick.
Daley misses with a low kick as Diddlybottom jumps back.
Daley walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Diddlybottom checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Daley throws a leg kick which misses Diddlybottom's front leg but catches the back leg as Diddlybottom tries to avoid it.
Nice takedown defense from Daley. No joy for Diddlybottom on that attempt.
Diddlybottom bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Diddlybottom connects with an inside leg kick.
Diddlybottom takes a swing at Daley's ribcage but misses.
Daley swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Diddlybottom looks to land a right hand but Daley moved out of range.#T2#
Daley tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diddlybottom was well out of range. Poor timing from Daley.
Daley throws a big shot that misses.
Daley misses with a straight left.
Diddlybottom feints the counter takedown.
Daley throws a hook but Diddlybottom blocks it.
Daley throws a right hand that misses
and Diddlybottom counters with a thumping low kick.
Daley throws a nice inside leg kick.
Diddlybottom scores with a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diddlybottom looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. #KD#
Daley drops Diddlybottom with a beautiful combination! Diddlybottom stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Daley is looking for the KO!#ROC#
Diddlybottom is rocked!
Conor Daley is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Daley lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Diddlybottom head around and knocks him out cold! Daley hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Conor Daley!
After winning the bout, Conor Daley thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
In defeat, Milktoast Diddlybottom stepped up to the mic, saying 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: Pride FC 42
Date: Aug 24, 2019

#R1#
Diddlybottom tries to clinch up
and Stuckey counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Diddlybottom attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.#CL2#
Diddlybottom gets a clinch.
Stuckey working aggressively here.
Stuckey wants to stall.
Diddlybottom pushes Stuckey back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Diddlybottom working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Stuckey blocks a body shot from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom digs a right hand into Stuckey's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Stuckey's gas tank.
Stuckey managing to block the knees to the body from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom tries to work over Stuckey's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom pushes Stuckey back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Our sources have told us that Stuckey has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Stuckey pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.#BC#
Stuckey breaks the clinch.
A solid body kick from Diddlybottom.
Stuckey throws a one two combo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diddlybottom lands a jab to the nose.#T1#
Diddlybottom shoots and misses
and Stuckey counters with a three punch combo that has Diddlybottom backing up. Diddlybottom nods at Stuckey to acknowledge the strikes.
Stuckey throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stuckey looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#CL2#
Diddlybottom clinches up with Stuckey and pushes him back against the cage.
Diddlybottom lands a body punch in the clinch.
Diddlybottom misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Stuckey tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Stuckey lands a nice knee to the body.
Diddlybottom managing to block the knees to the body from Stuckey.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Stuckey throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Diddlybottom changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Stuckey fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Stuckey misses with a wild combination.
Ray Stuckey is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stuckey throws a low kick but Diddlybottom moves out of range easily.
Diddlybottom keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Stuckey scores with a leg kick.
Diddlybottom throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #T2#
Stuckey throws a front kick aimed at Diddlybottom's knee but Diddlybottom avoids it well.
And Diddlybottom tries to counter it with a takedown but Stuckey pushes his down on his head and steps out.
A looping hook to the body misses from Stuckey. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Diddlybottom scores with a hook.
Diddlybottom looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks. #CL2#
Diddlybottom gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Diddlybottom gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Ray Stuckey has been cut.
A nice left hand lands by Diddlybottom.
Stuckey is trying to force a seperation but Diddlybottom has the dominant position.
Diddlybottom leaning his opponent against the cage.#BC#
Stuckey manages to break the clinch.
Stuckey's jab looks to have found its range, popping Diddlybottom under the eye.
Diddlybottom dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Stuckey scores with a leg kick.
Diddlybottom lands a nice leg kick that just misses Stuckey's sensitive parts.
A chopping leg kick lands by Diddlybottom.
Ray Stuckey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stuckey moves away.#T3#
Stuckey throws a hook but Diddlybottom blocks it.
Stuckey throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Diddlybottom throws a half hearted mid kick.
Stuckey misses with a shot to the body
and Diddlybottom counters with an outside leg kick.
Diddlybottom lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Stuckey misses with a shot to the body
and Diddlybottom counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Diddlybottom tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Stuckey manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Diddlybottom tried to score with a low kick but Stuckey checks it.
Stuckey throws a jab when Diddlybottom was well out of range.
Stuckey lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt! #CUT#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Stuckey wants to slow Diddlybottom down by chopping away at his legs.
Diddlybottom darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Stuckey throws a series of punches but Diddlybottom avoids them all with ease. #CL2#
Diddlybottom rushes Stuckey and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!#TD2#
Diddlybottom gets control of Stuckey's arms and successfully pulls guard. Diddlybottom will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Stuckey has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Stuckey wants to control from the top but Diddlybottom keeps moving. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom has his foot on Stuckey's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Stuckey works his way back into a safe position though.#T4#
Diddlybottom tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Diddlybottom is trying to hold Stuckey in close to prevent damage but Stuckey has managed to pass into half guard.
Stuckey wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping him busy.
Diddlybottom trying to control here.
Diddlybottom is pressing down on Stuckey's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Stuckey won't allow Diddlybottom to sweep him here. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Stuckey can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stuckey passes into half guard.
Stuckey looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Milktoast Diddlybottom will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Stuckey turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Diddlybottom uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stuckey.
A jab from Diddlybottom misses.
Stuckey does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Diddlybottom with the counter takedown but Stuckey avoids it easily.
Ray Stuckey is winning the standup battle so far.
Stuckey shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Diddlybottom scores with the left hand. Stuckey knows he should have avoided that one.
Diddlybottom fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stuckey manages to avoid it.
Diddlybottom lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Stuckey throws a head kick that misses
and Diddlybottom counters with a thumping low kick.
Stuckey takes a swing at Diddlybottom's ribcage but misses.
Stuckey misses with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stuckey misses with a right hand
and Diddlybottom counters with a stiff right hand.
Stuckey throws a head kick but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Diddlybottom has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.#TD2#
Diddlybottom scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura here.
Stuckey is looking to improve his position. #T1#
Diddlybottom is looking to take a break and control but Stuckey is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Stuckey has managed to free his arm - good work.
Diddlybottom sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Stuckey defending well though.
Stuckey wants to get back to his feet. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Stuckey sees it coming and defends easily.
Stuckey might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Stuckey blocking the ground and pound attempt from Diddlybottom. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Stuckey manages to get to full guard.
Diddlybottom wants to control from the top but Stuckey keeps moving.
Stuckey controls Diddlybottom momentarily but Diddlybottom frees himself.
Diddlybottom wants to pass the guard but Stuckey is keeping the position.
Diddlybottom throws a big elbow that misses.
Stuckey wants to sweep here but Diddlybottom controlling him for the moment.
Stuckey keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully.
Diddlybottom slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
You can see the frustration on Stuckey's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#T3##SUB2#
Diddlybottom thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Diddlybottom wants to control but Stuckey is keeping him busy.
Stuckey tries to bench press Diddlybottom off him but Diddlybottom keeps the position. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom swings around for an armbar but Stuckey sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Diddlybottom's guard.
Diddlybottom looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stuckey sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Stuckey lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Diddlybottom is trying to control the position but Stuckey postures up.
Stuckey trying to control but Diddlybottom is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Stuckey passes into half guard. #T4#
Diddlybottom is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Diddlybottom regains full guard. Nicely done. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Stuckey doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Stuckey manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Diddlybottom has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Stuckey lands a couple of digs.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Stuckey wants to control from the top but Diddlybottom keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3##TD2#
Diddlybottom feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Diddlybottom passes into half guard. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Stuckey wants to improve his position but Diddlybottom is controlling well. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom wants to work for an arm triangle but Stuckey is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Diddlybottom looks to land a strike but Stuckey avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom chips away with some ground and pound.
Diddlybottom wants to pass the guard but Stuckey is keeping the position.
Stuckey working a defensive guard here.
Stuckey keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully. #T1##SUB2#
Diddlybottom thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Stuckey looking to control. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Stuckey is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Diddlybottom, into his guard. #REVR##SUB2#
Diddlybottom has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Stuckey can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Diddlybottom keeping moving, preventing Stuckey from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Our spies down at at Xtreme Foaming Shortcakes inform us that Diddlybottom has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?#T2#
Stuckey trying to control but Diddlybottom is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Stuckey can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Stuckey works a leg free and moves into half guard. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for submissions off his back.
Diddlybottom tries to roll over but Stuckey keeps him under control.#SU#
Stuckey decides to stand and escape the position.
Diddlybottom throws a nice outside leg kick.
Diddlybottom drops his hands momentarily and Stuckey takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #T3#
Stuckey lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Stuckey checks the leg kick.
Diddlybottom fails with an attempt to clinch.
Stuckey looks to land a right hand but Diddlybottom moved out of range.
A jab from Diddlybottom misses.
Diddlybottom is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Diddlybottom throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Stuckey stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Stuckey misses with a jab, cross combination.
Diddlybottom dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Stuckey. That did some damage!
Stuckey leaves Diddlybottom with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Stuckey tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diddlybottom was well out of range. Poor timing from Stuckey.
Diddlybottom misses with a low kick.
Diddlybottom throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #CL#
Stuckey rushes Diddlybottom and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Stuckey blocks a body shot from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ray Stuckey has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T4#
Diddlybottom misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A body shot lands from Diddlybottom.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Stuckey scores a nice knee to the body.
Diddlybottom takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Stuckey just leaning against Diddlybottom, taking a breather.
Stuckey struggles to land a body shot inside as Diddlybottom controls his hands.
Diddlybottom trying to stall but Stuckey improves his position.
Diddlybottom swings wildly with an uppercut but Stuckey uses good head movement to avoid it.
A shot in the inside from Stuckey.
This has been an exciting period of action!#BC#
Stuckey breaks from the clinch.
Stuckey uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Diddlybottom.
Stuckey slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Stuckey will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Stuckey works the jab nicely.
Stuckey scores with a jab. Diddlybottom acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Stuckey throws a series of strikes that have Diddlybottom backpedaling.
Diddlybottom blocks a head kick by Stuckey.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ray Stuckey showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Diddlybottom has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 28:29
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Milktoast Diddlybottom!
An out of breath and clearly excited Milktoast Diddlybottom thanked Pit Bull Development for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

Event: Pride FC 36
Date: Jul 28, 2019

#R1#
Diddlybottom tries a head kick but it misses.
Diddlybottom fails in his attempt to clinch. #CL#
Diddlybottom takes the fight into the clinch. #BC2#
Mencken breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Diddlybottom fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Mencken.
Diddlybottom looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Mencken misses with a hook to the body
and Diddlybottom cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mencken stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom takes a jab right on the kisser.
Diddlybottom uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mencken.
Diddlybottom is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Diddlybottom cracks a nice hook into Mencken's ribs.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick
and Mencken counters with a nice body shot.
Diddlybottom fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A telegraphed right hand from Mencken misses the target.
Diddlybottom looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Diddlybottom misses with a body kick. #T1#
Diddlybottom buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Mencken.
Diddlybottom ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Nice body punch from Mencken.
Jab from Diddlybottom.
Mencken misses with a head kick.
Mencken jabs at Diddlybottom's body.
Diddlybottom with a hook.#TD#
Diddlybottom decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.#ES2#
Mencken pushes Diddlybottom off and gets back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diddlybottom tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Mencken cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT2#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom connects with the punch.#T2#
Diddlybottom is looking to slow Mencken down with leg kicks.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but Mencken moves out of range easily.
Mencken lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
A clash of legs there as Diddlybottom blocks the low kick.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch there but Mencken circles away.
Mencken looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Diddlybottom misses with a hook to the body
enabling Mencken to counter with a crisp jab.
Mencken throws a shot from downtown. Diddlybottom moves away and avoids it.
Mencken throws a hook but Diddlybottom blocks it.
Diddlybottom blocks a jab.
Diddlybottom digs a good body shot into Mencken's ribs.
Diddlybottom jabs Mencken to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Diddlybottom is looking to clinch.
Mencken is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Nice takedown defense from Mencken. No joy for Diddlybottom on that attempt.
Diddlybottom blocks a jab.#T3#
Sloppy strikes from Mencken. Those never looked like landing.
Diddlybottom lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Diddlybottom misses with a body kick.
Diddlybottom misses with a low kick.
Diddlybottom misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mencken tries to bum rush Diddlybottom with a series of wild strikes but Diddlybottom uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mencken throws a series of punches but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Diddlybottom throws a head kick that misses
and Mencken counters with a stiff right hand.
Diddlybottom swings for the body but Mencken moves out of range.
Mencken doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
A head kick misses from Diddlybottom.
Mencken's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Mencken duly obliges.
Mencken takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Diddlybottom thuds his right hand into Mencken's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Mencken connects with a good right hand that stumbles Diddlybottom. Diddlybottom circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#ROC2#
Diddlybottom is rocked!#T4#
Diddlybottom fails with an attempt to clinch.
A little jabbing left from Mencken on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Diddlybottom fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mencken. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mencken walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Diddlybottom drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Mencken swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Diddlybottom's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). HL Mencken!
HL Mencken is the new heavyweight champion!
After winning the bout, HL Mencken thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Milktoast Diddlybottom spoke after the fight, saying 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: Pride FC 28
Date: Jun 22, 2019

#R1#
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick
and Po counters with a nice uppercut. #CUT#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Po avoids the head kick by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom lands a high kick!
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick
and Po counters with a nice uppercut.
Po leaves Diddlybottom with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Po throws a poor cross that misses #CL2#
and Diddlybottom counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Diddlybottom tries to throw a body punch but Po avoids it by throwing Diddlybottom back against the cage.
Diddlybottom's coach down at Xtreme Foaming Shortcakes was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Diddlybottom's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Diddlybottom misses with a hook from the clinch. #BC#
Po breaks from the clinch.
Po misses with a hook. Diddlybottom ducked under it nicely.
Diddlybottom checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
Diddlybottom has Po up against the cage in a clinch.
Po blocking some punches. #BC#
Po's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Po throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Diddlybottom counters with an outside leg kick.
Diddlybottom gets cracked there but stands up to it. #T1#
Diddlybottom lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom scores with a spinning back kick!
A nice leg kick lands there from Po.
Diddlybottom steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Po.
Po throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Po misses with a looping right.
Diddlybottom tries to counter by closing the distance.
Po checks a low kick from Diddlybottom.
Po avoids the body shot from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom slips a straight right by Po.
Diddlybottom lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick, looking for Po's leg but Po calmly moves out of range.
Po throwing a counter right hand but Diddlybottom manages to avoid it.
Po throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Po takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Diddlybottom throws a right hand that misses
and Po counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Po fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diddlybottom manages to avoid it.
Diddlybottom takes a swing at Po's ribcage but misses.
Po appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Diddlybottom connects with an inside leg kick.
Diddlybottom lands a nice shot that snaps Po's head back.
Po fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diddlybottom manages to avoid it.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Po.
Diddlybottom follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Po on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Diddlybottom throws out a leg kick but Po moves out of range and Diddlybottom only half commits.
Diddlybottom ducks right into an uppercut from Po. #CL2#
Diddlybottom fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Po, pushing him back against the cage.
Diddlybottom lands with a right to the head. #BC#
Po breaks from the clinch.
A jab from Po misses.
Diddlybottom tries to counter with a clinch but Po shakes him off and moves away.
Po throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Diddlybottom counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Po thinking.
Po throws a jab when Diddlybottom was well out of range.#T3#
Po throws a jab but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick, looking for Po's leg but Po calmly moves out of range.
Diddlybottom tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Po is able to avoid easily.
Diddlybottom on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Po. Po obviously looking to wear him down.
Diddlybottom shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Diddlybottom tries to score a power double leg takedown but Po sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Diddlybottom somewhat.
Diddlybottom takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Po misses with an uppercut. Diddlybottom saw that one coming.
Diddlybottom will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Diddlybottom dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Po. That did some damage!#T4#
A looping hook to the body misses from Po. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Po fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Diddlybottom has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Po misses with the body kick
and Diddlybottom makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Po avoids the head kick by Diddlybottom.
Po appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Po misses with an uppercut
and Diddlybottom counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Po lands with a nice body punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Diddlybottom lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Po at a distance.
Diddlybottom on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A chopping leg kick lands by Diddlybottom.
Good work by Po as he checks the leg kick.
Po was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Po misses with an uppercut
and Diddlybottom counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Po pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Diddlybottom thuds his shin into the meat of Po's side.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Milktoast Diddlybottom will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Po lands with a shot to the body.
Po looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Po throws out a powerful jab.
A clash of legs there as Po blocks the low kick.
Po is looking to counter punch.
Diddlybottom tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Po was well out of range. Poor timing from Diddlybottom.
Po throws a hook to the side of Diddlybottom's head but Diddlybottom sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#CL2#
Diddlybottom clinches up against the cage.#BC#
Po breaks the clinch.
Diddlybottom ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Diddlybottom throws a head kick that misses.
A counter left hand to the body from Po misses its target.
Diddlybottom throws a head kick but Po moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Po comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Diddlybottom fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Po manages to avoid it.
Po throws a body shot but no joy.
Diddlybottom throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Po to counter with a crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Po keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tong Po is winning the standup battle so far.#T1#
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the body kick from Po.
Po feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Diddlybottom's calf.
Po lands a nice shot to the body.
Diddlybottom looks for the body kick but Po saw that one coming.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Po.
A chopping leg kick lands by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Po connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Diddlybottom scrambles back to his feet.
Diddlybottom slips a jab from Po.
Diddlybottom blocks a jab.
Diddlybottom wants to counter with a clinch but Po pushes him away.
Tong Po is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Diddlybottom moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.#TD2#
Diddlybottom bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Diddlybottom in side control, throwing shots but Po defends.
Po parries the strikes from Diddlybottom easily there. Diddlybottom is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Po to escape.
Diddlybottom working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter. #T2##SUB2#
Diddlybottom is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Po is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Diddlybottom postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Diddlybottom throwing strikes but missing, from side control. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Diddlybottom has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#SUB2#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Diddlybottom working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Diddlybottom sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Po is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position. #T3##SUB2#
Diddlybottom wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Po, who protects the arm well. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is trying to get an arm triangle but Po is defending well. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Diddlybottom has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Diddlybottom in side control lands a decent elbow. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom swings around for an armbar but Po sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Diddlybottom's guard.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for a guillotine here but Po defends easily.
Po slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Po stopping the sweep attempt from Diddlybottom.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Po seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Milktoast Diddlybottom will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R3#
Po just misses with a punch to the body.
Diddlybottom is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Diddlybottom fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Po has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A solid leg kick lands there for Po.
Diddlybottom looks to land a left hand but Po moved out of range nicely.
Diddlybottom looks to land a body kick but Po moved away.
Po misses with a hook.
Po ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Po checks the leg kick.
Diddlybottom throws a body punch but Po moves out of range.
Po misses with a body punch
and Diddlybottom counters with a body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Po keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
As Diddlybottom looks to move away, Po throws a big counter combo but Diddlybottom just gets out of the way.
Po jabbing away but nothing is landing. #TD2#
Diddlybottom closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Po quickly recovers to half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Po trying to hold on to Diddlybottom's head to control him but Diddlybottom postures up. #T1#
Po is looking to improve his position.
Diddlybottom seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Po does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Diddlybottom is thwarting Po's attempts to control the position.
Diddlybottom landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Diddlybottom thows a huge punch but Po dodges it nicely. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is working for a kimura but Po is defending it quite comfortably. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but Po is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Diddlybottom to get the leverage. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Diddlybottom not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Po trying to control but Diddlybottom postures up.
Po regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom advances position into side control!
Po avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Diddlybottom. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom swings around for an armbar but Po sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Diddlybottom's guard.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a triangle but Po pushes his legs off easily. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Po gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Po has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#T3##SUB2#
Diddlybottom throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Diddlybottom is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Po might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom working for a triangle but Po defends it easily.
Diddlybottom looking to control. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Po doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Po manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB2#
Po avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Po wants to control from the top but Diddlybottom keeps moving.
Diddlybottom bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Po's guard. #REVB#
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Diddlybottom stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Po swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Diddlybottom keeps trying to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R4#
Po throws a poor cross that misses
and Diddlybottom counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Diddlybottom tries to land a body kick
and Po cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Diddlybottom walks into a stiff left hand from Po.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Po.
Po misses with a leg kick #CL2#
and Diddlybottom counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Diddlybottom lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Po.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Diddlybottom.
A shot in the inside from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom lands a nice shot to the body.
Diddlybottom tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Po's elbow. #BC#
Po manages to break the clinch.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch but Po is having none of it.
Po chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Diddlybottom can pounce on him.
Diddlybottom is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Po rather than just go for the knockout.
The crowd cheers as Diddlybottom lands an impressive looking overhand right. Po doesn't seem phased though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Diddlybottom lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. #T1#
Diddlybottom misses with a leg kick.
Po appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Po has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Diddlybottom.
Nice shot by Po.
Diddlybottom scores with a nice body kick.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick that misses.
Po moves out of range of the leg kick from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom tries to close the distance and clinch up but Po swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Diddlybottom moves out of range as Po strikes.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the leg kick from Po.
Diddlybottom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Po.
Diddlybottom dips to his left and cracks Po with an uppercut!
Diddlybottom with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Diddlybottom has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Diddlybottom lands a nice leg kick that just misses Po's sensitive parts. #T2#
Diddlybottom fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Some wild striking there from Po.
Diddlybottom with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Po checks a leg kick.
Diddlybottom lands a nice hook to Po's body. Po takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Diddlybottom on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Po. Po obviously looking to wear him down.
Po is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Po.
Diddlybottom wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A lazy left from Diddlybottom finds it's target.
Diddlybottom finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt. #T3#
Po throws an overhand right that lands on Diddlybottom's shoulder, as Diddlybottom tries to avoid the shot.
Diddlybottom motions for Po to come forward. Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Po takes a swing at Diddlybottom's ribcage but misses.
Diddlybottom misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Po.
Diddlybottom thuds his right hand into Po's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Diddlybottom misses with a shot to the body
and Po counters with a left to the body.
Diddlybottom throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Po counters with a slapping leg kick.
Diddlybottom fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Po manages to avoid it.
Po looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Po connects with a single shot there.#CUT#
That has opened up Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut even more.
Diddlybottom moves out of range as Po throws a body kick.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab from Po.
Po throws a leg kick but Diddlybottom moved away.#T4#
Po bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Po pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Diddlybottom moves away from the strike by Po. #CL2#
Diddlybottom takes the fight into the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A left hand lands to the body for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom blocks an uppercut.
Diddlybottom's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Po blocks a body shot from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom prevents a body shot from Po.
Po lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Diddlybottom is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Po is keeping busy.#BC#
Po's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Diddlybottom avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
And Diddlybottom responds with a good body kick, but Po manages to step out the way in time.
Diddlybottom connects with an inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
That's time! Po's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R5#
Diddlybottom clobbers Po with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Po tries to move into range but Diddlybottom moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Po throws a front kick that sends Diddlybottom stumbling back into the cage.
A big left from Po misses.
Diddlybottom goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A little feinted left hand from Po on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Diddlybottom throws a chopping leg kick but Po manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Diddlybottom looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Po lands with a shot to the body.
Diddlybottom misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Po.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Po checks it.
Diddlybottom fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Po lands a jab.
Po tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.#T1#
Diddlybottom steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Po.
Diddlybottom wants to counter with a clinch but Po pushes him away.
Po ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Po misses with a kick to the body.
Diddlybottom lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Po misses with a hook.
An inside leg kick lands from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom fails in his attempt to clinch.
A solid leg kick lands there for Po.
Po misses with a straight left.
Diddlybottom throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Diddlybottom wants to clinch.
Po takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.#T2##CL2#
Po gets tackled into the cage by Diddlybottom. Diddlybottom maintains the clinch.
Diddlybottom misses with a body punch. #TD2#
Diddlybottom has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Po regains guard immediately.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Diddlybottom throwing strikes from guard but Po blocks nicely.
Diddlybottom wants to pass the guard but Po is keeping the position.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but Po is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Diddlybottom stands and throws Po's legs to the side, diving into side control. #T3##SUB2#
Diddlybottom tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Po has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Diddlybottom but great work by Po.
Diddlybottom is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Po's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Diddlybottom gets full guard.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Po defends it easily.
Diddlybottom is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Tong Po has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T4##SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Po gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Po wants to control from the top but Diddlybottom keeps moving.
Po is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Diddlybottom is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Po postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

And that's the end of the fight!
Milktoast Diddlybottom comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Diddlybottom winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 45:50
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 45:50
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom is the new heavyweight champion!
Milktoast Diddlybottom really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Pit Bull Development logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

Event: Pride FC 25
Date: Jun 08, 2019

#R1##CL2#
Diddlybottom clinches with his opponent.
Diddlybottom's coach down at Xtreme Foaming Shortcakes was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Diddlybottom's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.#BC#
Ster breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ster throws a half hearted mid kick.
Diddlybottom lands a head kick!
A looping hook to the body misses from Ster. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Ster.
Diddlybottom throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ster lands a leg kick that knocks Diddlybottom off balance momentarily.#CL2#
Diddlybottom closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The referee calls for Diddlybottom to work. #BC#
Ster manages to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ster just misses with a punch to the body.
Diddlybottom attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Ster throws a quick counter head kick but Diddlybottom was just out of range.
Diddlybottom avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Diddlybottom throws a quick inside leg kick. #T1#
Ster throws a looping overhand right but Diddlybottom ducks down to avoid it.
Diddlybottom appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Ster misses the target.
Diddlybottom misses the shot to the body.
Diddlybottom throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ster pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ster changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.#TD2#
Diddlybottom feints and as Ster raises his hands in defense, Diddlybottom changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Diddlybottom preventing the sweep.
Diddlybottom loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but Ster is retaining full guard.
Ster has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Ster is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Diddlybottom, into his guard. #REVR##SUB2#
Diddlybottom is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Ster is aware though and is defending well.#T2##SUB2#
Diddlybottom is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Ster frees his head nicely. Oh but Diddlybottom has switched to an armbar! Ster is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
An out of breath and clearly excited Milktoast Diddlybottom thanked Pit Bull Development for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

Event: Pride FC 22
Date: May 25, 2019

#R1#
Gaetz looking to land some kicks to the body here. #CL2#
Diddlybottom has managed to clinch.
Gaetz tries to work over Diddlybottom's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short uppercut from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom working aggressively here.
Diddlybottom blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Diddlybottom lands with a light punch inside.
Gaetz misses with a hook from the clinch.
Diddlybottom misses with a punch on the inside.
Diddlybottom's coach down at Xtreme Foaming Shortcakes was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Diddlybottom's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Diddlybottom doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Diddlybottom working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Gaetz working aggressively here.
Gaetz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gaetz prevents a body shot from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Diddlybottom lands a right hand.
Gaetz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Diddlybottom's elbow.
Gaetz has a couple of punches blocked by Diddlybottom.
Gaetz lands with a short punch from the clinch. #T1#
Diddlybottom tries to throw a body punch but Gaetz avoids it by throwing Diddlybottom back against the cage.
Gaetz working aggressively here.
Diddlybottom jumps guard but Gaetz stands there with Diddlybottom around his waist. Diddlybottom gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gaetz.
Gaetz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Diddlybottom struggles to land a body shot inside as Gaetz controls his hands.
Gaetz blocking some punches.
Diddlybottom lands a body shot.
Gaetz is working Diddlybottom over against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Diddlybottom fails to land.
Diddlybottom jumps guard but Gaetz turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Gaetz tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Gaetz back against the cage.
Gaetz is trying to break the clinch but Diddlybottom is controlling him.
Gaetz struggles to land a body shot inside as Diddlybottom controls his hands.
A nice right hand lands inside from Gaetz.
Gaetz lands a hook that snaps the head of Diddlybottom backwards.
Gaetz has had enough of the clinch but Diddlybottom keeps him there for the moment.#T2#
Diddlybottom jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Gaetz walks away with a smile on his face. Diddlybottom gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Link Gaetz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milktoast Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Gaetz is out of range.
Gaetz half committed to a counter leg kick.#TD2#
Diddlybottom shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Gaetz's guard.
Diddlybottom advances position into side control!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SUB2#
Diddlybottom tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Gaetz is pushing Diddlybottom's head away, looking to escape. Diddlybottom manages to hold on to the position though.
Gaetz dodges the ground and pound from Diddlybottom.
Gaetz is pushing Diddlybottom's head away, looking to escape. Diddlybottom manages to hold on to the position though.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Gaetz knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Gaetz takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #T3#
Gaetz is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Diddlybottom is controlling him well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom tries for a kimura but Gaetz is defending well. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is trying to get an arm triangle but Gaetz is defending well.
Gaetz might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Gaetz is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Diddlybottom is controlling him well.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is trying to get an arm triangle but Gaetz is defending well. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Gaetz is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Diddlybottom yanks on the arm and Gaetz is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Diddlybottom.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom made sure to mention his sponsor, Pit Bull Development in his post fight interview.

Event: Pride FC 17
Date: May 04, 2019

#R1#
Bellwether takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Diddlybottom steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bellwether.
Bellwether throws a right and a left that Diddlybottom avoids nicely.
Diddlybottom tries to counter by closing the distance.
Diddlybottom moves out of range as Bellwether strikes.
Diddlybottom fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bellwether tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.#CL2#
Diddlybottom clinches with his opponent.
Bellwether looking to slow down the pace here.
Diddlybottom misses with a punch on the inside.
Diddlybottom tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Diddlybottom misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bellwether taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Diddlybottom tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Diddlybottom tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC#
Bellwether manages to break the clinch.
Bellwether throws a hook but Diddlybottom blocks it.
A punch combination from Diddlybottom misses. #T1#
Bellwether tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diddlybottom scores with a leg kick.
Diddlybottom throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bellwether throws a lazy right hand but Diddlybottom sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Diddlybottom fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bellwether walks into a left hand.
Diddlybottom lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bellwether fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom scores with a shot to the body.
Diddlybottom dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#CL2#
Diddlybottom moves into range and clinches up with Bellwether.
Diddlybottom tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bellwether's elbow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diddlybottom is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Bellwether to keep the fight standing.#TD2#
Diddlybottom jumps guard.
Bellwether stopping the sweep attempt from Diddlybottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bellwether advances position into side control!
Bellwether has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.#T2#
Diddlybottom manages to get back to half guard.#SUB#
Bellwether seems to be working for a kimura but Diddlybottom defends the submission attempt.
Diddlybottom tries to get to full guard but Bellwether has control of the leg. #SUB#
Bellwether is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Diddlybottom doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Bellwether. #SUB#
Bellwether seems to be looking for submissions. #SUB#
Bellwether is looking for a kimura but Diddlybottom is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Bellwether to get the leverage. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom actively working from the bottom here.
Bellwether is thwarting Diddlybottom's attempts to control the position.#T3##SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bellwether pulls his head out easily. #SUB#
Bellwether is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Diddlybottom doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Bellwether. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Diddlybottom is trying to maintain the position but Bellwether is very close to passing his half guard.
Diddlybottom felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Diddlybottom is pressing down on Bellwether's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bellwether gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
Bellwether drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Diddlybottom manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Bellwether has Diddlybottom in his guard.#REVB##SUB#
Bellwether looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #T4#
Bellwether keeping full guard, as Diddlybottom tries to pass.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but Bellwether is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Diddlybottom trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bellwether might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB#
Diddlybottom got a little sloppy there for a moment and Bellwether has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Diddlybottom has managed to get both his arms back between Bellwether's legs - danger averted.
Diddlybottom stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bellwether swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom has gone for a leg lock! Bellwether slips out almost immediately though and dives into Diddlybottom's guard.#REVR##SUB#
Bellwether is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Diddlybottom buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bellwether throws a lazy uppercut
letting Diddlybottom counter with a right hand.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Diddlybottom throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bellwether misses with a looping right.
Diddlybottom fails in his attempt to clinch.
Diddlybottom lands a jab to Bellwether's midsection.
Diddlybottom lands with a shot to the body.
A shot to the liver by Diddlybottom. Beautiful body shot.
Diddlybottom checks a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A leg kick checked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bellwether showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Diddlybottom.
Bellwether misses with a lunging right hand
and Diddlybottom counters with a straight right hand.#T1#
Nice defenses there by Diddlybottom.#CL2#
Diddlybottom has managed to clinch. #TD#
Bellwether jumps guard and drags Diddlybottom to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Diddlybottom throws a big right hand that misses.
Diddlybottom works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Diddlybottom looking to pass the half guard. Not this time. #SUB#
Bellwether looking for submissions off his back.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Bellwether defends it well.
Diddlybottom is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount! #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is working for a guillotine from mount but Bellwether frees his head quite easily. #T2#
Diddlybottom dominating with strikes here.
Bellwether regains half guard.
Bellwether tries to get to full guard but Diddlybottom has control of the leg. #SUB#
Bellwether looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB#
Bellwether looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Bellwether sees it coming and defends easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Bellwether defends it well. #T3#
Bellwether makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Bellwether.#SUB#
Bellwether looking for a guillotine here but Diddlybottom defends easily. #SUB#
Bellwether has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Diddlybottom can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB#
Bellwether working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Diddlybottom doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Diddlybottom manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Diddlybottom passes Bellwether's right leg, so he's now in half guard. #SUB2#
Bellwether is defending against the submission attempts here by Diddlybottom.
Bellwether regains full guard. Nicely done. #T4#
Diddlybottom connects with a couple of short punches.#SUB#
Bellwether is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB#
Bellwether is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Diddlybottom stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bellwether swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Diddlybottom postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #SUB#
Bellwether has his foot on Diddlybottom's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Diddlybottom works his way back into a safe position though.
Diddlybottom connects with a couple of short punches.#SUB#
Bellwether is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Diddlybottom defends well.
Diddlybottom has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom drops back looking for a leg! Bellwether is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Bellwether manages to kick Diddlybottom off! Diddlybottom jumps back into Bellwether's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##CL2#
Bellwether gets tackled into the cage by Diddlybottom. Diddlybottom maintains the clinch.
Bellwether wants to break free but Diddlybottom has control.
Diddlybottom digs a right hand into Bellwether's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bellwether's gas tank. #TD#
Bellwether lands a takedown into guard.
Diddlybottom manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bellwether manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB##SUB2#
Diddlybottom drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Diddlybottom jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #SUB#
Bellwether working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Diddlybottom doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Diddlybottom manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bellwether's head.
Diddlybottom lands a couple of digs.
Diddlybottom slips nicely into half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
Diddlybottom trying to pass the guard but Bellwether defending well. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Bellwether doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Diddlybottom. #SUB#
Bellwether is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Diddlybottom pulls his head out easily. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Bellwether is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Diddlybottom pulls his head out easily. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is trying to work for a kimura but Bellwether is defending well. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique. #T2##SUB2#
Diddlybottom is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Bellwether has managed to free his arm - good work.
Bellwether manages to get to full guard.
Beckett Bellwether has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#SUB#
Bellwether working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Diddlybottom doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Diddlybottom manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Diddlybottom pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bellwether is keeping the position for now. #T3#
Diddlybottom stands and throws Bellwether's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Bellwether tries to buck Diddlybottom off but Diddlybottom is having none of it.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Bellwether is looking for a sweep.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Bellwether is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Bellwether gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard. #SUB#
Bellwether looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB#
Bellwether is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Diddlybottom pulls his head out easily. #T4##SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Bellwether defends it well.
Bellwether on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Bellwether taking some punishment here, with Diddlybottom in his half guard. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is trying to work for a kimura but Bellwether is defending well. #SUB#
Bellwether looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but Bellwether is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Diddlybottom to get the leverage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Milktoast Diddlybottom has got the better of the ground game so far.
Bellwether tries to get to full guard but Diddlybottom has control of the leg.

And that's the end of the fight!
Milktoast Diddlybottom comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Diddlybottom has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 27:30
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Milktoast Diddlybottom!
After the big win, Milktoast Diddlybottom made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Pit Bull Development and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
In defeat, Beckett Bellwether stepped up to the mic, saying 'The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.'.

Event: Pride FC 10
Date: Apr 13, 2019

#R1#
A slow jab from Diddlybottom misses its intended target.
Trowning misses with a body shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Diddlybottom, right into the meat.
Trowning throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Trowning misses with a straight right.
Diddlybottom tries a head kick but it misses.
Trowning looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Diddlybottom takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Trowning has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Diddlybottom moves away from the strike by Trowning.
Trowning has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Diddlybottom.
Trowning walks forward, straight into a front kick from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom looking to land some kicks to the body here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trowning throws the left hand but Diddlybottom avoids the punch easily.
Trowning loads up on a big right hand but Diddlybottom slips the punch.
Diddlybottom uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Trowning.
Diddlybottom throws out a loose jab but Trowning uses good head movement to avoid it. #T1##CL#
Diddlybottom closes the distance and pushes Trowning back into the cage.
Trowning swings away with an uppercut that misses. #BC2#
Trowning pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Diddlybottom throws a body kick that misses. #TD#
Diddlybottom shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Trowning is trying to defend but Diddlybottom finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Trowning is pressing down on Diddlybottom's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Trowning is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Trowning looking to control.
Trowning pulls Diddlybottom in to control the position.
Diddlybottom trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Trowning wants to sweep but no luck.
Trowning working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but Trowning is retaining full guard.
Trowning is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Diddlybottom is fighting to break Trowning's control of his arms but Trowning is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.#T2##SUB#
Diddlybottom thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Trowning is trying to control the position but Diddlybottom postures up.
Trowning wants to sweep but no luck.
Diddlybottom with a flurry of punches that miss.
Diddlybottom distracts Trowning with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Diddlybottom postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Trowning utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Trowning is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Trowning wants to sweep but no luck.
Diddlybottom wants to pass the guard but Trowning is keeping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Diddlybottom wants to pass the guard but Trowning is keeping the position.
Diddlybottom is working hard here to advance position.
Diddlybottom throws a big right hand that misses. #T3#
Diddlybottom is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Diddlybottom cracks Trowning with a solid left hand.
Trowning has control of Diddlybottom's left arm, preventing Diddlybottom from doing any damage.
Diddlybottom has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Trowning tries to land a sweep but no joy. #SUB#
Diddlybottom drops back looking for a leg! Trowning is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Trowning manages to kick Diddlybottom off! Diddlybottom jumps back into Trowning's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Diddlybottom's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Trowning is pulling down on Diddlybottom's head to control his posture.
Trowning controls Diddlybottom momentarily but Diddlybottom frees himself.
Trowning pulls Diddlybottom in close to prevent any damage.
Diddlybottom looking to pass the guard.
Trowning seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now. #T4#
Diddlybottom trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Diddlybottom stopping the sweep attempt from Trowning.
Diddlybottom scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Diddlybottom throwing strikes but missing.
Diddlybottom postures up and lands a big shot to Trowning's brow.
Trowning looking to control.
Diddlybottom trying to control but Trowning is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but Trowning is retaining full guard.
Diddlybottom trying to control but Trowning is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom throwing strikes from guard but Trowning blocks nicely.
Diddlybottom pushing down on Trowning's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The fighters are battling for position here. Trowning manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Trowning wants to sweep here but Diddlybottom controlling him for the moment.
Diddlybottom postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Diddlybottom scoring well with a low kick there.
Trowning throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch there but Trowning circles away.
It seemed like Trowning was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Trowning throws a hook but Diddlybottom avoids it easily.
Diddlybottom half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Diddlybottom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Diddlybottom scores with a leg kick.
Diddlybottom looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Diddlybottom avoids the body shot from Trowning.
Diddlybottom goes for a double leg but Trowning avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Trowning continues to drive forward.
Trowning comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trowning avoids a kick to the body.
Diddlybottom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Trowning.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the strikes.
Trowning lands a jab to Diddlybottom's midsection.#T1#
Diddlybottom throws a jab when Trowning was well out of range.
A nice side step and Trowning releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Diddlybottom moves away from the strike by Trowning.
Diddlybottom looks to land a right hand but Trowning moved out of range.
Trowning is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Trowning misses with a hook #TD#
and Diddlybottom counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Diddlybottom. #SUB#
Diddlybottom drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Diddlybottom jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Trowning is pulling down on Diddlybottom's head. It's preventing any offense from Diddlybottom, at least for the moment.
Trowning keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully.
Trowning pulls Diddlybottom in close to his closed guard and prevents Diddlybottom from doing any damage or advancing position.
Trowning is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Diddlybottom postures up in Trowning's guard and throws a big left but Trowning blocks it.
Diddlybottom content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #SUB#
Diddlybottom drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Diddlybottom jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #T2#
Trowning pulls Diddlybottom in close to prevent any damage.
Trowning looking for a sweep. Not yet Trowning, not yet.
Diddlybottom passes Trowning's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Diddlybottom is trying to control the action in half guard but Trowning is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Trowning trying to control here.
Trowning is trying is best to control the position here. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Diddlybottom lands strikes from half guard.
Trowning wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping busy.
Trowning keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount. #T3#
Diddlybottom trying to pass the guard but Trowning defending well. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but Trowning is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Diddlybottom to get the leverage. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura here. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Trowning wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping busy.
Trowning wants to get back to full guard.#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is working for a submission of some sort.
Milktoast Diddlybottom overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is working for a submission of some sort.
Trowning moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Diddlybottom works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Trowning wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Trowning is staying active underneath Diddlybottom, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Diddlybottom thows a huge punch but Trowning dodges it nicely.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Diddlybottom sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Trowning defending well though.
Trowning trying to control here.
Diddlybottom is nestled in close to Trowning, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Trowning has his hands clasped together around Diddlybottom's back. He's all about the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Diddlybottom lands a body shot.
A swing and a miss from Trowning.
Trowning swings for the body but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Trowning jabs at Diddlybottom's body.
Trowning throws a hook to the side of Diddlybottom's head but Diddlybottom sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Trowning looks to score with a jab to the body but Diddlybottom is just out of range.
Trowning misses with an uppercut. Diddlybottom saw that one coming.
Diddlybottom changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom missing with a left hand there. Trowning was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Diddlybottom jabs at Trowning's body.
Diddlybottom lands a leg kick that knocks Trowning off balance momentarily.
Diddlybottom ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Diddlybottom gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Trowning.
Henry Trowning is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
Trowning throws a right hand that misses #TD#
and Diddlybottom counters with a nice double leg into side control. Trowning won't be happy with that.
Trowning is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Diddlybottom's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Trowning wants to improve his position but Diddlybottom is controlling well.
Diddlybottom missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Trowning trying to control here.
Diddlybottom prevents Trowning from improving his position.
Trowning controlling the position for now.
Diddlybottom looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#SUB#
Diddlybottom looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Trowning wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping busy and won't allow it. #T2##SUB#
Diddlybottom is working for a kimura but Trowning is defending it quite comfortably. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Trowning is just riding it out for now. Diddlybottom eventually gives up the hold.
Trowning won't allow Diddlybottom to pass to mount.
Trowning keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Diddlybottom wants to pass to mount but Trowning is defending the position.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!#SUB#
Diddlybottom has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Trowning defend it? Diddlybottom steps over the head and cranks it - Trowning is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Diddlybottom!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom very nearly forgot to thank Pit Bull Development amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

Event: Pride FC 7
Date: Mar 30, 2019

#R1##TD2#
Diddlybottom drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Diddlybottom is in close to Silva's body, working some short punches and elbows.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Diddlybottom accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Diddlybottom's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Diddlybottom pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Silva is keeping the position for now.
Silva utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Diddlybottom wants to control from the top but Silva keeps moving.
Diddlybottom looking to pass the guard. #SUB#
Silva escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Diddlybottom gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Diddlybottom throwing strikes from guard but Silva blocks nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom is looking to work some ground and pound but Silva has wrist control.#SUB#
Silva working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Diddlybottom doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Diddlybottom manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Diddlybottom cracks Silva with a solid left hand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
Diddlybottom stands and throws Silva's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Diddlybottom is working Silva over with some ground and pound from side control.
Silva is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Diddlybottom off and has taken his back!
Silva has the hooks in. Diddlybottom is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Diddlybottom manages to reverse the position and now he's in Silva's guard. Nice work there by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom throws a big elbow that misses.
Silva can't keep his opponent in guard - Diddlybottom advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Silva trying to hold on to Diddlybottom's head to control him but Diddlybottom postures up. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Diddlybottom wants to pass to mount but Silva is defending the position. #T2#
Silva blocking the ground and pound attempt from Diddlybottom. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura here.
Diddlybottom is looking to advance position but Silva won't allow it. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom wants to work for an arm triangle but Silva is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Silva is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Silva is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Pit Bull Development logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

Event: PRIDE FC 1 Ster vs Milktoast
Date: Mar 09, 2019

#R1#
Diddlybottom jabs Ster right on the nose. Ster blinks but takes it well.
Ster throws a jab but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Ster defends it well.
Diddlybottom lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ster throws a body punch but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Diddlybottom scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ster doesn't seem bothered though.
Ster moves out of range of the body kick from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Diddlybottom throws a half hearted mid kick.
Ster has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Team Beta Fail in the buildup to the fight.
Diddlybottom throws a shot from downtown. Ster moves away and avoids it.
Ster blocks a head kick by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ster was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Diddlybottom looks to score with a jab to the body but Ster is just out of range.
Ster lands with an overhand left.#CUT#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom scores with a head kick. Ster tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.#CUT2#
It looks like Mon Ster has been cut.
Diddlybottom connects with a solid leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#KD#
Ster throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Diddlybottom stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Ster follows into mount! #ROC#
Diddlybottom is rocked!
Diddlybottom takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Ster's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mon Ster!
A relieved looking Mon Ster thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Milktoast Diddlybottom had this to say: 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: CEFC 333
Date: Feb 23, 2019

#R1#
Anstey slips under a jab.
Diddlybottom throws a head kick but Anstey moves out of range.
Anstey throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Diddlybottom counters with a straight right hand.#TD#
Anstey shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Diddlybottom's guard.
Anstey trying to control but Diddlybottom is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Anstey is aware though and is defending well.
Anstey with a flurry of punches that miss. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Anstey might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Anstey is aware though and is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Anstey controls from within his opponent's guard.
Anstey trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #T1#
Diddlybottom has momentary wrist control but Anstey slips an elbow through the middle.
Anstey is working Diddlybottom over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Anstey controls from within his opponent's guard. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Anstey is aware though and is defending well.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Anstey defends well.
Diddlybottom is trying to keep Anstey in close. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a triangle but Anstey pushes his legs off easily.
Anstey is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#T2#
Diddlybottom working a defensive guard here.
Diddlybottom utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Our spies down at at Pugilists and Grapplers Gym inform us that Diddlybottom has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a triangle but Anstey pushes his legs off easily.
Diddlybottom preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Anstey is looking to work some ground and pound but Diddlybottom has wrist control.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for a guillotine here but Anstey defends easily.
Diddlybottom can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Anstey controls the pace.#SUB2#
Anstey got a little sloppy there for a moment and Diddlybottom has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Anstey has managed to get both his arms back between Diddlybottom's legs - danger averted.#T3#
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Anstey's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Anstey wants to control from the top but Diddlybottom keeps moving.
Anstey looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Diddlybottom manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Anstey manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Anstey tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Anstey keeping full guard, as Diddlybottom tries to pass.
Diddlybottom wants to control from the top but Anstey keeps moving.
Anstey is trying to control the position but Diddlybottom postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T4#
Diddlybottom slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Diddlybottom wants to control from the top but Anstey keeps moving.
Diddlybottom won't allow Anstey to sweep him here.
Anstey controls Diddlybottom momentarily but Diddlybottom frees himself.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but Anstey is retaining full guard. #SUB#
Anstey had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Diddlybottom defends it easily.
Diddlybottom is pushing down on Anstey's leg trying to pass to half guard. Anstey is fighting to maintain full guard but Diddlybottom has managed to sneak the leg through.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Diddlybottom wants to lay and pray for a moment but Anstey keeps working.
Anstey pushes Diddlybottom off looking to stand but Diddlybottom dives back in and keeps control.
Diddlybottom is thwarting Anstey's attempts to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Milktoast Diddlybottom will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Diddlybottom throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Anstey cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Diddlybottom keeps the fight on the outside.
Diddlybottom feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Ansteys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Diddlybottom lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Anstey misses with an uppercut.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom lands a head kick! #TD#
Anstey closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!#SUB#
Anstey seems to be looking for submissions.
Diddlybottom is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Anstey scores with a couple of nice shots.
Diddlybottom tries to roll over but Anstey keeps him under control.
Diddlybottom has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Anstey is working away from the top position though.#T1#
Anstey looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Diddlybottom with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Diddlybottom regains full guard. Nicely done. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Diddlybottom keeping full guard, as Anstey tries to pass. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom pushes a forearm under Anstey's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Anstey is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom is the new heavyweight champion!
After the big win, Milktoast Diddlybottom made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Pit Bull Development and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

Event: CEFC 330
Date: Feb 13, 2019

#R1##TD#
Bay closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Diddlybottom did well to prevent Bay getting side control.
Bay has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Diddlybottom tries to get to full guard but Bay has control of the leg.
Bay thows a huge punch but Diddlybottom dodges it nicely.
Bay knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Diddlybottom on the ground.
Bay thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for submissions off his back.
Diddlybottom blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bay.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Bay's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Bay's back!
The referee is taking a good look at Bay as he is on the wrong end of some big shots from Diddlybottom!
Bay trying to get back to his feet but Diddlybottom is in full control for now. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom sinks in the hooks and is looking for the choke. He's got it! Bay taps out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Pit Bull Development, into his post fight interview.

Event: DUEL 207
Date: Jan 26, 2019

#R1#
Miric misses with a wild body shot.
Miric thows a leg kick but Diddlybottom checks it #TD#
and Diddlybottom counters with a single leg into guard. Miric didn't expect that.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but Miric is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Diddlybottom is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Diddlybottom trying to control but Miric is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom with a flurry of punches that miss.
Miric keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom wants to pass the guard but Miric is keeping the position.
Diddlybottom throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Miric works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but Miric is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Diddlybottom has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T1#
Diddlybottom is stalling in the full guard. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Diddlybottom with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Miric to score with a decent uppercut.
Miric wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Diddlybottom scoring well with a low kick there. #TD#
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Miric napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Diddlybottom is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Miric will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Miric can't do much from the bottom here. #SUB#
Diddlybottom looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #T2#
Diddlybottom is staying tight to Miric's torso, preventing him from escaping.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Miric has escaped the position, nice work there. #SUB#
Diddlybottom looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #SUB#
Diddlybottom looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #SUB#
Diddlybottom tries for a kimura but Miric is defending well. #T3#
Diddlybottom tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Diddlybottom wants to control for a moment but Miric uses the opportunity to move back to half guard. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Miric sees it coming and defends easily.
Diddlybottom throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Miric is trying is best to control the position here. #SUB#
Miric is defending against the submission attempts here by Diddlybottom.
Miric is trying to maintain the position but Diddlybottom is very close to passing his half guard.#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Diddlybottom is keen to just control but Miric is a slippery customer.#SUB#
Diddlybottom seems to be working for a kimura but Miric defends the submission attempt.
Diddlybottom is trying to control the action in half guard but Miric is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Diddlybottom has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #SUB#
Diddlybottom moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Miric has worked his arm free - good work by Miric!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Miric has escaped the position, nice work there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Miric finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt. #TD#
Diddlybottom is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Miric's half guard.
Diddlybottom missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Miric is refusing to be controlled, as Diddlybottom sits in half guard.
Diddlybottom keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Diddlybottom throws a strike but Miric avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Milktoast Diddlybottom overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Diddlybottom looking to sit in guard and control but Miric gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Diddlybottom is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Miric can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom seems keen to control Miric's posture.
Miric is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#T1#
Diddlybottom not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Diddlybottom looking for a sweep. Not yet Diddlybottom, not yet.
Diddlybottom working a defensive guard here.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Diddlybottom is on top in guard. #REVR##T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Miric preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Diddlybottom passes Miric's right leg, so he's now in half guard. #SUB#
Miric is defending against the submission attempts here by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom is trying to control the action in half guard but Miric is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Diddlybottom passes into side control, despite Miric's attempt to control the position.
Miric prevents Diddlybottom from moving into mount.
Diddlybottom in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time. #T3#
Miric avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom taking a break here but Miric is having none of it and regains half guard. #SUB#
Diddlybottom seems to be looking for submissions.
Diddlybottom wants to control but Miric is keeping him busy.
Miric trying to control but Diddlybottom postures up.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Diddlybottom trying to control the action but Miric is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Diddlybottom trying to control the action but Miric is working from the bottom. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Miric defends it well.
Miric won't allow Diddlybottom to pass to mount.
Diddlybottom trying to control from half guard but Miric is working away. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Miric defends it well.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Miric is doing well to control the position and prevent Diddlybottom from advancing to side control.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3##TD#
Miric gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Diddlybottom trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Miric manages to land a sweep and now he's on top! #REVB#
Diddlybottom wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Miric is now in half guard.
Miric tries to pass to full mount but Diddlybottom defends it.
Diddlybottom is trying to control but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Miric prevents Diddlybottom from improving his position.#T1#
Diddlybottom is working hard here to advance position.
Diddlybottom moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Diddlybottom is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR##SUB#
Diddlybottom is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Miric sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Diddlybottom is looking to stall here but Miric recovers full guard.
Miric has control of Diddlybottom's left arm, preventing Diddlybottom from doing any damage.
Mitar Miric has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Diddlybottom looking to pass the guard.
Diddlybottom throwing strikes from guard but Miric blocks nicely.
Miric keeping full guard, as Diddlybottom tries to pass.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but Miric is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
Diddlybottom throws a big right hand that misses.
Diddlybottom pushes down on Miric's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Miric has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Diddlybottom is working away from the top position though.
Diddlybottom tries to pass the half guard into mount. Miric knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Nice strikes from Diddlybottom there. #SUB#
Diddlybottom wants to work for an arm triangle but Miric is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Miric is trying to maintain the position but Diddlybottom is very close to passing his half guard.#T4##SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Miric is holding on to half guard well.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Diddlybottom is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Milktoast Diddlybottom showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Diddlybottom, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Milktoast Diddlybottom!
An out of breath and clearly excited Milktoast Diddlybottom thanked Pit Bull Development for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

Event: DUEL 202.5
Date: Dec 22, 2018

#R1#
Biggs takes a swing at Diddlybottom's ribcage but misses.
Biggs misses with a shot to the body
and Diddlybottom counters with a left to the body.
Diddlybottom is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Biggs.
Diddlybottom keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Biggs.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Diddlybottom has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Diddlybottom connects with a leg kick. Biggs looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the strikes.
Diddlybottom throws a jab when Biggs was well out of range.
Biggs throws a hook to the side of Diddlybottom's head but Diddlybottom sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Diddlybottom throws a looping overhand right but Biggs ducks down to avoid it.
Biggs will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Biggs takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Diddlybottom attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. #T1#
Biggs digs a good body shot into Diddlybottom's ribs.
Diddlybottom swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Biggs gets cracked there but stands up to it.
We've been told by Biggs's head coaches at Cozad MMA LA Elite that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Diddlybottom closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Diddlybottom slips a straight right by Biggs.
Diddlybottom tries a head kick but it misses.
Biggs ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Diddlybottom moves away.
Diddlybottom with a poor takedown
and Biggs counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Diddlybottom misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Diddlybottom displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Biggs throws out the jab.
Biggs thows a left - swing and a miss!
Diddlybottom throws a low kick, looking for Biggs's leg but Biggs calmly moves out of range.
Biggs throws a hook to the side of Diddlybottom's head but Diddlybottom sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#T2#
Diddlybottom tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diddlybottom misses with a body shot
and Biggs counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Biggs throws a body punch but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Diddlybottom tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diddlybottom moves into range and connects with a jab. #CUT2#
It looks like Justin Biggs has been cut.
Diddlybottom throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Diddlybottom feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Biggs's calf.
Diddlybottom tries to score with a low kick but Biggs moves his leg out of the way.
Diddlybottom tries a low kick but Biggs avoids it.
Biggs connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Diddlybottom momentarily.
Biggs's corner calls for a 1-2. Biggs obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Biggs on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Biggs throws the left hand but Diddlybottom avoids the punch easily.
Biggs sets himself, and Diddlybottom steps forward looking for the clinch! Biggs avoids it this time.
Diddlybottom has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Biggs.#T3#
Biggs swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Justin Biggs is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Diddlybottom has a takedown stuffed.
A head kick from Diddlybottom lands but Biggs takes it in his stride.
Diddlybottom checks the leg kick.
Biggs throws a two punch combo that lands nicely. #CUT#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom misses with a jab to the body
and Biggs counters with a straight right hand.
Diddlybottom wants to clinch
and Biggs counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Diddlybottom swings and misses with a shot to the body
letting Biggs counter with a right hand.
Diddlybottom lands with an uppercut that bounces Biggs off the cage and back into range.
Diddlybottom fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Biggs checks it well. #T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diddlybottom looks to throw the jab but Biggs is out of range.
Biggs throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Diddlybottom misses with a wild body shot.
Biggs went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Biggs cracks a nice hook into Diddlybottom's ribs.
Diddlybottom attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Diddlybottom tries to land a body kick
and Biggs counters with a two punch combo.
Danga de danga de dang - Biggs scores with a four punch combination!
Biggs avoids the body shot from Diddlybottom.
Biggs slips under a jab from Diddlybottom.
Biggs is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick, looking for Biggs's leg but Biggs calmly moves out of range.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick that is checked
and Biggs counters with a nice uppercut.
Biggs throws an overhand right that lands on Diddlybottom's shoulder, as Diddlybottom tries to avoid the shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Justin Biggs dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Biggs fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Biggs is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Diddlybottom.
Biggs misses with a series of wild punches.
Diddlybottom takes a swing at Biggs's ribcage but misses.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Diddlybottom might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Biggs has got the better of the exchanges.
Diddlybottom tries a head kick but it misses.
Diddlybottom just misses with a punch to the body.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Biggs.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Biggs here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom shoots in but no luck this time.
The fighters circling - Diddlybottom throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Diddlybottom lands a nice leg kick that just misses Biggs's sensitive parts.
Diddlybottom throws a jab but it's blocked by Biggs. #T1#
Biggs is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A quick step to the side and Biggs tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Biggs misses the shot to the body.
Diddlybottom tries to counter by closing the distance.
Diddlybottom shoots in looking for a takedown. Biggs tries to sprawl out of it but Diddlybottom keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Biggs manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Justin Biggs is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Biggs moves out of range as Diddlybottom strikes.
Biggs throws a looping overhand right but Diddlybottom ducks down to avoid it.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab.
Biggs throws a series of punches but Diddlybottom avoids them all with ease.
A head kick misses from Diddlybottom.
Biggs moves away from the strike by Diddlybottom.
Biggs swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Biggs sets himself, and Diddlybottom steps forward looking for the clinch! Biggs avoids it this time.#T2#
Biggs turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Diddlybottom tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Biggs is able to avoid easily.
Diddlybottom staying out of range there.
Diddlybottom uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Biggs.
Diddlybottom with the counter takedown but Biggs avoids it easily.
Diddlybottom pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Biggs tries to bum rush Diddlybottom with a series of wild strikes but Diddlybottom uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Some wild striking there from Biggs.
Diddlybottom feints the counter takedown.
Biggs missing with a left hand there. Diddlybottom was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Biggs throws a series of punches but Diddlybottom avoids them all with ease.
Diddlybottom throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
An attempted straight right counter from Biggs misses the target.
Diddlybottom misses with a low kick as Biggs jumps back.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Biggs swings widly with a right hand
and Diddlybottom connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T3#
Biggs misses with a few strikes there.
Biggs throws a hook but Diddlybottom blocks it.
Good work by Biggs as he checks the leg kick.
It looked like Biggs wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Diddlybottom throws out a loose jab but Biggs uses good head movement to avoid it.
Diddlybottom defending well as Biggs loads up on a big left hand.
A left and a right from Biggs both land. Nice combination.
Biggs throws a jab but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
A chopping leg kick lands by Diddlybottom.
Biggs needs to keep his hands up - Diddlybottom had a free shot at his head there.
Biggs throws a hook but Diddlybottom avoids it easily.
Diddlybottom changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Diddlybottom throws a head kick that half lands.
Diddlybottom shoots in and drives through. Biggs sprawls well.
Justin Biggs has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milktoast Diddlybottom.#T4#
Biggs swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Diddlybottom pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diddlybottom fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Biggs checks it well.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab.
Biggs keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Diddlybottom throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Diddlybottom misses the shot to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Biggs. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Biggs.
Diddlybottom misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Diddlybottom throws a solid leg kick but Biggs takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Diddlybottom drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Diddlybottom slips a jab and a cross from Biggs.
Diddlybottom is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Justin Biggs dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3#
Diddlybottom dodges the punch combination from Biggs.
Biggs will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Biggs.
Biggs throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Diddlybottom throws a lazy body kick
and Biggs cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Biggs checks it.
Diddlybottom misses with a wild body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biggs loads up on a big right hand but Diddlybottom slips the punch.
Biggs is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Diddlybottom can do to turn this around?
Diddlybottom uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Biggs.
Diddlybottom tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Diddlybottom.
Biggs fires out a quick counter leg kick but Diddlybottom just manages to avoid it.#T1#
Diddlybottom thows a leg kick but Biggs checks it
and Biggs counters with a straight right hand.
Biggs throws out a loose jab but Diddlybottom uses good head movement to avoid it.
Biggs misses with a left hand #TD2#
and Diddlybottom counters with a nice double leg into guard. #ES#
Biggs wriggles free and stands up.
Justin Biggs is winning the standup battle so far.
Biggs throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom avoids a punch combination nicely.
Diddlybottom tries to counter by closing the distance.
Diddlybottom connects with a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Diddlybottom fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Biggs is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Biggs. #T2#
Biggs scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Biggs lands with a hook. Diddlybottom tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Diddlybottom - that will leave a mark!
A leg kick checked by Biggs.
It looked like Biggs wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Biggs scores with a nice strike.
Biggs scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Diddlybottom tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A jab from Biggs misses.
A slow jab from Biggs misses its intended target.
Diddlybottom with the counter takedown but Biggs avoids it easily.
Diddlybottom swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Biggs appears to be looking for a big counter.
Nice body punch from Biggs. #T3#
Diddlybottom lands a leg kick that knocks Biggs off balance momentarily.
Diddlybottom looks to land a left hand but Biggs moved out of range nicely.
Milktoast Diddlybottom has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#TD2#
Biggs gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Diddlybottom trying to move into half guard but instead Biggs has managed to sweep!#REVR#
Biggs won't allow Diddlybottom to sweep him here. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a triangle but Biggs pushes his legs off easily.
Diddlybottom working a defensive guard here.
Biggs wants to stand but Diddlybottom is controlling his posture from full guard.
Diddlybottom looking for a sweep. Not yet Diddlybottom, not yet. #T4##SUB2#
Biggs avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Biggs escapes and throws Diddlybottom's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Justin Biggs overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB#
Biggs is trying to get an arm triangle but Diddlybottom is defending well.
You can see the frustration on Diddlybottom's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
Justin Biggs showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Biggs has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:27
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Justin Biggs!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Justin Biggs made sure he mentioned Cartel Elite Supps, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
Milktoast Diddlybottom was interviewed post fight and said 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: DUEL191 De Chandler v Stanky
Date: Nov 03, 2018

#R1#
Halfhand takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing? #TD#
Diddlybottom dives in and scores a takedown into Halfhand's guard.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Halfhand keeping full guard, as Diddlybottom tries to pass.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom is fighting to break Halfhand's control of his arms but Halfhand is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Halfhand keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully.
Diddlybottom stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Halfhand swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Diddlybottom stands and throws Halfhand's legs to the side, diving into side control. #SUB#
Diddlybottom thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom working away.
Halfhand really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Diddlybottom. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Diddlybottom is looking to take a break and control but Halfhand is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Halfhand tries to buck Diddlybottom off but Diddlybottom is having none of it.#T1#
Diddlybottom is looking to take a break and control but Halfhand is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Halfhand can't do much from the bottom here. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Halfhand knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB#
Diddlybottom thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Halfhand is looking to reverse the position.
Halfhand is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.#SUB#
Diddlybottom tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position but Halfhand is working away. #T2#
Halfhand struggling a bit here.#SUB#
Diddlybottom looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position but Halfhand is working away.
Diddlybottom tries to advance to mount but can't. #SUB#
Diddlybottom tries for a kimura but Halfhand is defending well.
Halfhand is trying to improve his position.#T3#
Diddlybottom moves into full mount! #SUB#
Diddlybottom is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Halfhand can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Diddlybottom seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Halfhand is holding on tight.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Halfhand tries to hold on but Diddlybottom pushes him away.
Halfhand regains half guard.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but Halfhand is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Diddlybottom to get the leverage.
Halfhand trying to hold on to Diddlybottom's head to control him but Diddlybottom postures up.
Diddlybottom wants to pass the guard but Halfhand is defending well.
Halfhand trying to control from the bottom.
Diddlybottom missing with the ground and pound from half guard. #T4#
Diddlybottom is looking to advance position but Halfhand won't allow it.
Halfhand is trying to maintain the position but Diddlybottom is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Diddlybottom wants to pass to mount but Halfhand is defending the position.
Diddlybottom is looking to take a break and control but Halfhand is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Halfhand is looking to improve his position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Diddlybottom is working for a kimura but Halfhand is defending it quite comfortably. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
That's time! Diddlybottom's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Halfhand tries a low kick but Diddlybottom avoids it.
Diddlybottom uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Halfhand.
Diddlybottom tries to counter with a takedown but Halfhand is quick to defend against it.
Qhorin Halfhand seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Halfhand throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Diddlybottom is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Halfhand.
Diddlybottom lands a lovely overhand right.
A head kick misses from Halfhand.
Halfhand lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Halfhand lands a head kick! #CUT2#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.#TD2#
Halfhand gets a double leg takedown into Diddlybottom's guard.
Halfhand postures up in Diddlybottom's guard and throws a big left but Diddlybottom blocks it. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a triangle but Halfhand pushes his legs off easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Halfhand is working Diddlybottom over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position here.
Halfhand is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Diddlybottom is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Halfhand can do to turn this around?#T1##SUB#
Diddlybottom has his foot on Halfhand's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Halfhand works his way back into a safe position though.
Diddlybottom preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Diddlybottom avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Halfhand working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #SUB#
Halfhand throws a sloppy strike and Diddlybottom has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Halfhand is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Diddlybottom!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Pit Bull Development, into his post fight interview.
In defeat, Qhorin Halfhand stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hard times, man. Hard times.'.

Event: DUEL#184 Andersson vs Sidious
Date: Oct 06, 2018

#R1#
MacFarlane throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
MacFarlane moves in looking to clinch but Diddlybottom pushes him off.
Diddlybottom seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
MacFarlane checks a leg kick.
MacFarlane wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Diddlybottom attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
MacFarlane tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Diddlybottom is able to avoid easily.
No joy there for MacFarlane, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Diddlybottom feints and then cracks MacFarlane's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow MacFarlane down.
Diddlybottom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
MacFarlane tries a head kick but it misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
MacFarlane scores with a hook to the body. Diddlybottom takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Diddlybottom misses with a low kick. #TD#
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
MacFarlane wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#T1#
MacFarlane is trying is best to control the position here.
MacFarlane has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Pablo's Boxing Academy. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. MacFarlane doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Diddlybottom. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg. #SUB#
Diddlybottom seems to be working for a kimura but MacFarlane defends the submission attempt.
Diddlybottom is looking to advance position but MacFarlane won't allow it.
MacFarlane wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Diddlybottom wants to advance to full mount but MacFarlane doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Diddlybottom is stalling in the full guard.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but MacFarlane is retaining full guard.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but MacFarlane is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
MacFarlane looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but MacFarlane is retaining full guard.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but MacFarlane is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Diddlybottom pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. MacFarlane is keeping the position for now.
MacFarlane is trying to keep Diddlybottom in close. #T3##SUB#
Diddlybottom drops back looking for a leg! MacFarlane is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and MacFarlane manages to kick Diddlybottom off! Diddlybottom jumps back into MacFarlane's guard.
MacFarlane has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Diddlybottom goes for a double leg but MacFarlane avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as MacFarlane continues to drive forward.
MacFarlane fails in his attempt to clinch.
Diddlybottom attempts a counter takedown but MacFarlane avoids it well and moves away.
A leg kick checked by Diddlybottom.
MacFarlane throws a nice inside leg kick.
MacFarlane tries to score with a low kick but Diddlybottom moves his leg out of the way.
Diddlybottom drops down looking for a counter takedown but MacFarlane sprawls and moves away.
MacFarlane moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
MacFarlane's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Diddlybottom connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! MacFarlane scrambles back to his feet.
Rian MacFarlane is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#CL2#
MacFarlane pushes Diddlybottom up against the cage in a clinch.#T4#
MacFarlane lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
MacFarlane misses with a hook from the clinch.
MacFarlane working aggressively here.
Diddlybottom fails to pull guard.
Diddlybottom blocking some punches.
MacFarlane lands a hook to the side of the head.
MacFarlane throws a head punch that misses.
Diddlybottom is trying to work for a single leg takedown but MacFarlane pulls him back up using the underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Milktoast Diddlybottom. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
MacFarlane works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Diddlybottom blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #TD#
Diddlybottom has picked MacFarlane up - he's going for a ride! Diddlybottom dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is working for a submission of some sort.
Diddlybottom is breathing heavily.
MacFarlane tries to get to full guard but Diddlybottom has control of the leg.
MacFarlane trying to control but Diddlybottom postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rian MacFarlane dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Diddlybottom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by MacFarlane.
Diddlybottom connects with a right hand. MacFarlane shakes it off.#CUT#
It looks like Rian MacFarlane has been cut.
MacFarlane with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Diddlybottom on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Diddlybottom fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but MacFarlane avoids it really well and circles away.
A little jabbing left from MacFarlane on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
MacFarlane cracks the inside of Diddlybottom's front leg.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
MacFarlane goes for a high kick. It partially lands.#CUT2#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Rian MacFarlane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom walks into a jab.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the strikes.#T1##TD#
Diddlybottom looking to score a takedown here. MacFarlane is defending well but Diddlybottom drives through and ends up in MacFarlane's guard.
Milktoast Diddlybottom overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Diddlybottom stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. MacFarlane swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB2#
MacFarlane looking for a guillotine here but Diddlybottom defends easily.
Diddlybottom stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. MacFarlane swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for MacFarlane. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
MacFarlane has Diddlybottom pulled in close to control his posture.
MacFarlane keeping full guard, as Diddlybottom tries to pass.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but MacFarlane is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T2#
Diddlybottom is looking to advance position but MacFarlane has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!#REVB#
MacFarlane can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Diddlybottom is looking to escape.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.#SUB2#
MacFarlane is trying to work for a kimura but Diddlybottom is defending well.
MacFarlane is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#T3#
Diddlybottom trying to control but MacFarlane postures up. #SUB2#
MacFarlane is working for a submission of some sort.
MacFarlane trying to control from half guard but Diddlybottom is working away.
Diddlybottom is looking to improve his position.
MacFarlane is thwarting Diddlybottom's attempts to control the position.
Diddlybottom is looking for a sweep. MacFarlane is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Diddlybottom is trying to control but can't. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Diddlybottom is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Diddlybottom is staying active underneath MacFarlane, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
MacFarlane has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Diddlybottom is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Diddlybottom is trying to maintain the position but MacFarlane is very close to passing his half guard.
Diddlybottom is not content to let MacFarlane control the position.
MacFarlane might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Diddlybottom haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Diddlybottom controlling the position well. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#CL2#
MacFarlane closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Diddlybottom lands a right hand that snaps the head of MacFarlane backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rian MacFarlane showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
A clash of legs there as Diddlybottom blocks the low kick.
Rian MacFarlane seems to be getting the better of the standup.
MacFarlane throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
MacFarlane throws a head kick that misses #TD#
and Diddlybottom counters with a takedown into side control. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying to get an arm triangle but MacFarlane is defending well. #SUB#
Diddlybottom goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, MacFarlane rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Diddlybottom's guard! Nice work there by MacFarlane!
Diddlybottom keeping moving, preventing MacFarlane from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Diddlybottom pulls MacFarlane in close to prevent any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
MacFarlane wants to control from the top but Diddlybottom keeps moving.
Diddlybottom pulls MacFarlane in close to prevent any damage.
MacFarlane content to stall in guard here. #T1#
Diddlybottom is trying to control the position but MacFarlane postures up.
MacFarlane wants to control from the top but Diddlybottom keeps moving. #SUB#
Diddlybottom working for a triangle but MacFarlane defends it easily.
MacFarlane trying to control the position from guard on top but Diddlybottom is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
MacFarlane is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Diddlybottom pulls MacFarlane in to control the position.
Milktoast Diddlybottom has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
MacFarlane trying to control but Diddlybottom is working from the bottom.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
MacFarlane dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Diddlybottom. That did some damage!
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from MacFarlane.
MacFarlane throws a low kick but it's checked well by Diddlybottom.
MacFarlane throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
MacFarlane tries to clinch there but Diddlybottom circles away.
Diddlybottom changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
MacFarlane connects with a solid leg kick. #T3#
MacFarlane thows a left - swing and a miss!
Decent striking displayed by MacFarlane there.
MacFarlane falls off balance throwing a combination #TD#
so Diddlybottom counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
MacFarlane managing to control the position.
Diddlybottom seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
MacFarlane is trying to keep Diddlybottom in close. #SUB2#
MacFarlane looking for a guillotine here but Diddlybottom defends easily.
MacFarlane keeping full guard, as Diddlybottom tries to pass. #T4#
MacFarlane working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom is pushing down on MacFarlane's leg trying to pass to half guard. MacFarlane is fighting to maintain full guard but Diddlybottom has managed to sneak the leg through.
Diddlybottom tries to pass the half guard into mount. MacFarlane knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, MacFarlane has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB#
Diddlybottom wants to work for an arm triangle but MacFarlane is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
MacFarlane is trying to control but can't.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Rian MacFarlane is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
MacFarlane keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Milktoast Diddlybottom.
I think MacFarlane has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 28:29
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 28:29
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rian MacFarlane!
In his post fight interview, Rian MacFarlane gave a big smile as he said 'Kill or be killed!'.
Milktoast Diddlybottom was interviewed post fight and said 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: DUEL#178 Andersson vs Justice
Date: Sep 01, 2018

#R1#
McGraw swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Diddlybottom tries to counter with a takedown but McGraw is quick to defend against it.
McGraw steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Diddlybottom. That one must have hurt.
McGraw loads up on a big right hand but Diddlybottom slips the punch.
McGraw tries to bum rush Diddlybottom with a series of wild strikes but Diddlybottom uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Diddlybottom feinted with a counter takedown.
McGraw stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Diddlybottom.
McGraw goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
McGraw missing with a left hand there. Diddlybottom was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McGraw uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Diddlybottom.
McGraw misses with a wild body shot.
Diddlybottom tries to work over McGraw's front leg with a kick but McGraw checks it.
McGraw dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Diddlybottom. That did some damage!
Diddlybottom tries to work over McGraw's front leg with a kick but McGraw checks it.
McGraw blocks a head kick by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom scores with a nice right hand. #CUT#
It looks like Bonesaw McGraw has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McGraw misses with a straight right.
Diddlybottom lands an overhand right.
Diddlybottom will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
McGraw fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diddlybottom manages to avoid it.#T1#
Diddlybottom slips under a jab.
McGraw throws a sloppy head kick and Diddlybottom moves out of range easily.
Diddlybottom fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches McGraw on the side of the head.
Diddlybottom misses with a straight left.
Bonesaw McGraw seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
McGraw misses with a wild combination.
Diddlybottom with a hook.
Diddlybottom avoids a punch combination nicely.
Some wild striking there from McGraw.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Diddlybottom. McGraw shrugs it off though.
McGraw uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Diddlybottom.#T2#
McGraw uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom cracks McGraw with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McGraw looks to land a body kick but Diddlybottom moved away.
McGraw has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Diddlybottom looks to land a combination but McGraw avoids it well.
Diddlybottom misses with a straight left.
Diddlybottom throws the left hand but McGraw avoids the punch easily.
McGraw misses with a hook. Diddlybottom ducked under it nicely.
Diddlybottom tries to counter with a takedown but McGraw is quick to defend against it.
McGraw tries a head kick but it misses.
McGraw tests Diddlybottom's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Diddlybottom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McGraw.
Diddlybottom attempts a counter takedown but McGraw avoids it well and moves away.
McGraw lands a lovely overhand right.
Diddlybottom avoids a kick to the body.
Diddlybottom attempts a counter takedown but McGraw avoids it well and moves away.
Diddlybottom thumps McGraw with a low kick.
McGraw wants to clinch but Diddlybottom slips to the side#TD#
and Diddlybottom counters with a shoot takedown. McGraw fights it but they end up in guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now McGraw is on top in guard. #REVB#
Diddlybottom has control of McGraw's left arm, preventing McGraw from doing any damage. #T3#
McGraw wants to pass the guard but Diddlybottom is keeping the position.
McGraw engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Diddlybottom looking for a sweep. Not yet Diddlybottom, not yet.
Diddlybottom wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
McGraw is pushing down on Diddlybottom's leg trying to pass to half guard. Diddlybottom is fighting to maintain full guard but McGraw has managed to sneak the leg through.
Diddlybottom is holding on to half guard well.
McGraw not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Diddlybottom is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of McGraw's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take McGraw's back!
Diddlybottom is hanging on to McGraw's back as he tries to escape. #T4#
McGraw tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Diddlybottom pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
McGraw tries to get back to half guard but can't. #SUB#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Diddlybottom wants to finish this one by submission but McGraw is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Diddlybottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Diddlybottom goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now McGraw is on top in guard.
McGraw in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Diddlybottom lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
This has been an exciting period of action!
McGraw trying to keep a closed guard but Diddlybottom is proving a slippery customer.
McGraw wants to sweep here but Diddlybottom controlling him for the moment.
Diddlybottom trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Milktoast Diddlybottom will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bonesaw McGraw's cut.
That's time! Diddlybottom's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Diddlybottom misses the shot to the body.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the strikes.
Diddlybottom looks to score with a jab to the body but McGraw is just out of range.
McGraw lands with a nice combination. Diddlybottom backs away looking to recover.
McGraw fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Diddlybottom has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McGraw slips under a jab from Diddlybottom.
A big right from Diddlybottom misses.
Diddlybottom is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from McGraw.
McGraw throws a shot to the body.
McGraw throws an ugly left hook that misses #TD#
and Diddlybottom counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McGraw wants to improve his position but Diddlybottom is controlling well.
Diddlybottom working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on McGraw's thigh. McGraw counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but McGraw is retaining full guard. #T1#
McGraw is trying to keep Diddlybottom in close.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Diddlybottom preventing the sweep.
Diddlybottom pushes down on McGraw's leg and manages to get into half guard.
McGraw is trying to maintain the position but Diddlybottom is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Diddlybottom wants to pass the guard but McGraw is defending well.
Diddlybottom has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
McGraw wants to get back to full guard.
Diddlybottom is pressing down on McGraw's thigh, looking to free his foot. McGraw is holding on for now.
McGraw is looking for a sweep. Diddlybottom is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McGraw trying to control but Diddlybottom postures up. #T2#
Diddlybottom tries to pass to full mount but McGraw defends it.
McGraw moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Diddlybottom is pushing down on McGraw's leg trying to pass to half guard. McGraw is fighting to maintain full guard but Diddlybottom has managed to sneak the leg through.
Diddlybottom passes to full mount! #SUB#
Diddlybottom is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but McGraw is surviving well by controlling Diddlybottom's body position as best he can.
McGraw wants to control but Diddlybottom is having none of it.
McGraw tries to reverse the position but Diddlybottom maintains control.
McGraw sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
McGraw gets back to half guard.#T3##SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying to work for a kimura but McGraw is defending well.
McGraw is looking for a sweep. Diddlybottom is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McGraw is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Diddlybottom's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Diddlybottom's back!
Diddlybottom really must keep his cool here. He's controlling one of McGraw's hands and whilst he does that, he's got a chance of escaping the position.
McGraw keeps control of the position as Diddlybottom tries to break free.
Diddlybottom breaks McGraw's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Diddlybottom stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McGraw swivels though and keeps the full guard.
McGraw seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Diddlybottom sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed McGraw's guard. #T4##SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
McGraw wants to improve his position but Diddlybottom is controlling well.
The fighters are battling for position here. McGraw manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but McGraw is retaining full guard.
McGraw is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
McGraw is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Diddlybottom looking to pass the guard.
McGraw trying to keep a closed guard but Diddlybottom is proving a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Milktoast Diddlybottom will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bonesaw McGraw's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
A solid leg kick lands there for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but McGraw moved away.
The fighters circling - Diddlybottom throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McGraw throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fighters circling - McGraw throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McGraw throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McGraw throws the left hand but Diddlybottom avoids the punch easily.
Diddlybottom drops down looking for a counter takedown but McGraw sprawls and moves away.
Diddlybottom throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around McGraw's waist but McGraw gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Diddlybottom off to one side.
McGraw throws the left hand but Diddlybottom avoids the punch easily.
McGraw throws a lazy uppercut #TD#
and Diddlybottom counters with a nice double leg into side control. McGraw won't be happy with that.
Diddlybottom working away.
McGraw is looking to reverse the position.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying to get an arm triangle but McGraw is defending well.
McGraw wants to control but Diddlybottom postures up.#T1##SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but McGraw is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
McGraw tries to get back to half guard but can't.
McGraw prevents Diddlybottom from moving into mount.
McGraw is looking for a sweep.
McGraw is trying to get back to his feet.#SUB#
Diddlybottom tries for a kimura but McGraw is defending well.
McGraw is looking for a sweep.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, McGraw has escaped the position, nice work there.
Diddlybottom tries to move to mount but McGraw blocks the move with his legs. #T2##SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. McGraw knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Diddlybottom working away.
McGraw is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Diddlybottom is looking to take a break and control but McGraw is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McGraw stops Diddlybottom from passing to mount. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, McGraw has escaped the position, nice work there. #T3#
Diddlybottom working away.#SUB#
Diddlybottom tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Diddlybottom has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying to get an arm triangle but McGraw is defending well.
You can see the frustration on McGraw's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Diddlybottom wants to control but McGraw is keeping him busy. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but McGraw is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Bonesaw McGraw has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Diddlybottom tries to move to mount but McGraw blocks the move with his legs.
Diddlybottom trying to control the action but McGraw is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Diddlybottom tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Milktoast Diddlybottom is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Milktoast Diddlybottom overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
McGraw is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
McGraw being controlled for a moment.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Diddlybottom wants to control but McGraw is keeping him busy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Milktoast Diddlybottom showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Diddlybottom, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Milktoast Diddlybottom waved his t-shirt featuring Pit Bull Development's logo in front of the cameras.
Bonesaw McGraw was interviewed post fight and said 'Bonesaw bows down to no man. It's clear you had the ref in your pocket. Ain't no way Bonesaw is going out like that. Next time you are going down like Bjorn's mom.'.

Event: MMMA 88 Powell vs King
Date: Aug 05, 2018

#R1#
Diddlybottom lands a lovely overhand right.
A telegraphed right hand from Salgado misses the target.
Salgado listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.#CUT2#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom staying out of range there.#TD2#
Salgado shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Diddlybottom's guard.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Salgado working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Diddlybottom has control of Salgado's left arm, preventing Salgado from doing any damage.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Salgado scoring with punches to the head and body.
Diddlybottom pulls Salgado in close to prevent any damage.
Salgado trying to control but Diddlybottom is working from the bottom.
Salgado with a flurry of punches that miss.
Diddlybottom is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR##SUB#
Diddlybottom is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Diddlybottom has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Diddlybottom moves into full mount! Salgado won't be happy about that! #T1#
Diddlybottom can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Salgado is looking to escape.
Diddlybottom is looking to work his way around to Salgado's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position. #SUB#
Diddlybottom swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Salgado is now in Diddlybottom's guard. A big mistake from Diddlybottom there, giving up the dominant position!
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Salgado accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Salgado landing with the ground and pound.
Salgado throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Diddlybottom works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Salgado stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Diddlybottom swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Salgado controls from within his opponent's guard.
Diddlybottom is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T2##SUB2#
Salgado thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Salgado trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Diddlybottom wants to sweep but no luck.
Salgado is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Diddlybottom is trying to control the position but Salgado postures up.
Diddlybottom managing to control the position. #SUB2#
Salgado is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Salgado slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Diddlybottom is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control. #T3#
Salgado throwing strikes from guard but Diddlybottom blocks nicely.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position here.
Diddlybottom is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Salgado looks to land a left hand but Diddlybottom moved out of range nicely.
Salgado closes the distance looking to clinch #TD#
and Diddlybottom counters with a nice double leg into side control. Salgado won't be happy with that.
Salgado is looking for a sweep.
Salgado manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Diddlybottom is positioning himself well to prevent Salgado advancing to mount. #T4##SUB2#
Salgado is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Diddlybottom doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Salgado.
Diddlybottom tries to get to full guard but Salgado has control of the leg.
Diddlybottom taking some punishment here, with Salgado in his half guard. #SUB2#
Salgado seems to be looking for submissions.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Salgado scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#CUT2#
Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut is getting worse.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom wants to control but Salgado is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is defending against the submission attempts here by Salgado.
Diddlybottom is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Francisco Salgado dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Salgado takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Salgado lands a head shot.
Diddlybottom tries to land a leg kick but Salgado saw it coming and moves away. #CL2#
Salgado has managed to clinch.
Salgado is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Diddlybottom is keeping busy.#TD#
Diddlybottom manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Diddlybottom keeping moving, preventing Salgado from controlling successfully.
Diddlybottom controlling the position.#SUB#
Salgado avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Salgado is looking to work some ground and pound but Diddlybottom has wrist control.
Diddlybottom looking to hit a scissor sweep but Salgado is one step ahead there. #SUB2#
Salgado drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Diddlybottom dives on top into guard.#REVR##T1#
Diddlybottom wants to pass the guard but Salgado is keeping the position.
Diddlybottom advances to half guard.
Salgado gets full guard.
Diddlybottom controls from within his opponent's guard.
Salgado keeping full guard, as Diddlybottom tries to pass.
Diddlybottom slips nicely into half guard.
Salgado wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Diddlybottom has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Diddlybottom misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym. #T2#
Diddlybottom tries to control but Salgado wriggling away.
Salgado is trying to escape the mount. #SUB#
Diddlybottom jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Salgado manages to avoid the submission attempt. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Salgado is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Diddlybottom is looking to take a break and control but Salgado is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB#
Diddlybottom tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Diddlybottom has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB#
Diddlybottom swings around for an armbar but Salgado sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Diddlybottom's guard.#T3#
Diddlybottom keeping full guard, as Salgado tries to pass.
Diddlybottom wants to sweep here but Salgado controlling him for the moment.
Salgado with a flurry of punches that miss.
Diddlybottom pulls Salgado in to control the position.
Diddlybottom's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Salgado throws a big elbow that misses.
Salgado works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Diddlybottom manages to get to full guard.
Salgado in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Salgado postures up in Diddlybottom's guard and throws a big left but Diddlybottom blocks it. #T4#
Diddlybottom keeping moving, preventing Salgado from controlling successfully.
Diddlybottom looking to hit a scissor sweep but Salgado is one step ahead there.
Diddlybottom looking to control.
Salgado throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Salgado is in close to Diddlybottom's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Salgado with a flurry of punches that miss. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a triangle but Salgado pushes his legs off easily.
Diddlybottom looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Diddlybottom is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Diddlybottom preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Milktoast Diddlybottom will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Salgado checks a leg kick nicely.#CL2#
Salgado rushes Diddlybottom and presses him up against the cage.#TD#
Diddlybottom has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Salgado regains guard immediately.
Diddlybottom trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Salgado keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but Salgado is retaining full guard.
Salgado has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Diddlybottom pushing down on Salgado's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Salgado moves into full guard.
Salgado manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Diddlybottom manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Salgado with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.#T1#
Diddlybottom trying to keep a closed guard but Salgado is proving a slippery customer.
Salgado is pushing down on Diddlybottom's leg trying to pass to half guard. Diddlybottom is fighting to maintain full guard but Salgado has managed to sneak the leg through.
Diddlybottom is staying active underneath Salgado, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Salgado is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Diddlybottom trying to hold on to Salgado's head to control him but Salgado postures up.
Diddlybottom moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Diddlybottom is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Salgado trying to control but Diddlybottom is working from the bottom.
Salgado tries to free his leg and advance position but Diddlybottom is retaining full guard.
Diddlybottom managing to control the position.
Further stalling from Diddlybottom.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Diddlybottom keeping moving, preventing Salgado from controlling successfully.
Salgado won't allow Diddlybottom to sweep him here.
Salgado throwing strikes from guard but Diddlybottom blocks nicely.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position.
Salgado throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Salgado connects with a couple of short punches.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position.
Salgado throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Diddlybottom works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Salgado defends well.#T3##SUB#
Diddlybottom is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Salgado throwing strikes from guard but Diddlybottom blocks nicely.
Diddlybottom looking to hit a scissor sweep but Salgado is one step ahead there.
Salgado keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Diddlybottom's head.
Salgado in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Diddlybottom controls Salgado momentarily but Salgado frees himself.
Salgado is working Diddlybottom over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position here. #T4##SUB2#
Salgado drops back looking for a leg! Diddlybottom is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Diddlybottom manages to kick Salgado off! Salgado jumps back into Diddlybottom's guard. #SUB2#
Salgado is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Diddlybottom preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Salgado trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Salgado wants to control from the top but Diddlybottom keeps moving.
Salgado working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Diddlybottom is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Salgado trying to control but Diddlybottom is working from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
Francisco Salgado comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Salgado has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:29
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Francisco Salgado!
Francisco Salgado decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
In defeat, Milktoast Diddlybottom stepped up to the mic, saying 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: MMMA Yaj Vs Madness 2
Date: Jul 04, 2018

#R1#
Diddlybottom slips under a jab from Tyson.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tyson lands a nice shot that snaps Diddlybottom's head back. #CUT#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
A head kick misses from Diddlybottom.
Tyson appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Diddlybottom's coach down at School of Hard Knocks (12 Elite/$970) was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Diddlybottom's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Diddlybottom connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Tyson momentarily.
Diddlybottom throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Tyson to counter with a crisp jab.
Diddlybottom misses with a leg kick
and Tyson counters with a straight right hand.#TD2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Tyson's half guard.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Diddlybottom wants to pass to mount but Tyson is defending the position.
Diddlybottom works his foot free and advances to mount. #T1##SUB2#
Diddlybottom jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Tyson is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Tyson and Diddlybottom has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Diddlybottom tries to advance to mount but Tyson instead regains half guard.
Diddlybottom wants to take a breather but Tyson is having none of it.
Diddlybottom is pressing down on Tyson's thigh, looking to free his foot. Tyson is holding on for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Diddlybottom throwing strikes here but Tyson is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Diddlybottom wants to take his opponent's back but instead Tyson manages to regain half guard.
Diddlybottom is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but Tyson is retaining full guard.
Diddlybottom passes Tyson's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Diddlybottom is looking to pass Tyson's guard but actually Tyson recovers to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Diddlybottom postures up. #T3#
Diddlybottom pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Tyson is keeping the position for now.
Diddlybottom trying to control but Tyson is working from the bottom.
Tyson keeping full guard, as Diddlybottom tries to pass.
Diddlybottom wants to control from the top but Tyson keeps moving.
Diddlybottom pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Tyson is keeping the position for now.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Diddlybottom throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but Tyson is retaining full guard. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Diddlybottom shoots in but Tyson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Diddlybottom lands with a cross.
Tyson checks a low kick from Diddlybottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Diddlybottom digs a good hook to Tyson's body.
Tyson takes a jab right on the kisser.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Tyson throws a looping overhand right but Diddlybottom ducks down to avoid it.
Diddlybottom throws a lazy uppercut
and Tyson counters with a nice leg kick.
Tyson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Diddlybottom changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Diddlybottom ducks right into an uppercut from Tyson.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Diddlybottom lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Tyson has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Tyson and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Tyson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Diddlybottom connects with a high kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom misses with a right hand
and Tyson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Diddlybottom throws a nice inside leg kick.
Diddlybottom lands a nice leg kick that just misses Tyson's sensitive parts.
Diddlybottom dives in for a single leg takedown but Tyson sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.#T1#
Diddlybottom ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Diddlybottom throws a sloppy head kick and Tyson moves out of range easily.
Tyson missing with a left hand there. Diddlybottom was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tyson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Diddlybottom can pounce on him.
Tyson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Diddlybottom counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Diddlybottom shoots for a double leg takedown but Tyson sprawls well. He's pushed Diddlybottom's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Tyson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tyson missing with a left hand there. Diddlybottom was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Diddlybottom connects with a crisp jab.
Diddlybottom has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Tyson lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#CUT#
That has opened up Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut even more.#T2#
A big left from Diddlybottom misses.
Tyson went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Tyson tries a head kick but it misses.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Tyson. Diddlybottom shrugs it off though.
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown but Tyson shows good takedown defense.
Mike Tyson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milktoast Diddlybottom.
Tyson throws a body punch but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Diddlybottom tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Diddlybottom staying out of range there.
Tyson looks to score with a jab to the body but Diddlybottom is just out of range.
Diddlybottom is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Tyson misses with a body kick.
Diddlybottom fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Tyson is out of range.
The fighters circling - Tyson throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #T3#
Diddlybottom chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Tyson just misses with a punch to the body.
Diddlybottom tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Diddlybottom just misses with a punch to the body.
Diddlybottom feints and then cracks Tyson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Tyson down.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick that is checked
and Tyson counters with a nice uppercut. #KD#
Tyson cracks Diddlybottom with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Diddlybottom looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Tyson finish him? #ROC#
Diddlybottom is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tyson throws a big shot that misses.
Tyson throws a jab but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom has a takedown stuffed.
A head kick by Diddlybottom misses
and Tyson makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Diddlybottom really felt that one!
Diddlybottom is breathing heavily.#T4#
Tyson throws a half hearted mid kick.
Tyson throws an overhand right that lands on Diddlybottom's shoulder, as Diddlybottom tries to avoid the shot.
Tyson throws the left hand but Diddlybottom avoids the punch easily.
Diddlybottom avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Diddlybottom uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tyson.
Tyson throws a sloppy head kick and Diddlybottom moves out of range easily.
Tyson comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Tyson lands a nice leg kick that just misses Diddlybottom's sensitive parts.
Tyson looks to score with a jab to the body but Diddlybottom is just out of range.
Tyson connects with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Tyson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
A low kick from Diddlybottom misses
and Diddlybottom takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Diddlybottom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tyson.
Diddlybottom is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Tyson avoids the head kick by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom misses with a leg kick
and Tyson counters with a perfectly timed head kick, knocking Diddlybottom out cold! Wow, that took some serious skill and not a little luck! Tyson is taking it in his stride though, strolling around like it's no big deal. What a guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Mike Tyson!
An out of breath Mike Tyson thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
The defeated Milktoast Diddlybottom had this to say: 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: MMMA Yaj Vs Madness
Date: Jun 20, 2018

#R1#
A solid leg kick lands there for Diddlybottom. #CL2#
Diddlybottom pushes Powell up against the cage in a clinch.
Powell working aggressively here.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Powell lands an uppercut.
We've been hearing reports that Powell has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Powell misses with a short punch on the inside.
Powell throws a punch but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom is trying to force a seperation but Powell has the dominant position.
Powell misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Powell fails to land.
Powell lands a nice uppercut.
Powell's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Powell throws a head punch that misses.
Diddlybottom tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Diddlybottom lands a shoulder strike.
A nice left hand lands by Powell.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diddlybottom jumps guard but Powell stands there with Diddlybottom around his waist. Diddlybottom gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Diddlybottom can't find room to land a body shot as Powell controls the action.
Diddlybottom scores with a shoulder strike. #T1#
Diddlybottom swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Diddlybottom blocks an uppercut.
Diddlybottom can't find room to land a body shot as Powell controls the action.
Diddlybottom tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Powell tries a body shot but Diddlybottom blocks it.
Diddlybottom stalling in the clinch but Powell improves position.
Powell lands with a short shot to the head. #TD2#
Diddlybottom pulls Powell into guard.
Diddlybottom looking to control.
Diddlybottom looking for a sweep. Not yet Diddlybottom, not yet.
Diddlybottom has his hands on Powell's head, controlling the position.
Powell might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Powell wants to stand but Diddlybottom has a closed guard, so he can't escape. #T2#
Powell lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Powell postures up in Diddlybottom's guard and throws a big left but Diddlybottom blocks it.
Diddlybottom looking for a sweep. Not yet Diddlybottom, not yet.
Diddlybottom has his hands on Powell's head, controlling the position. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Powell fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Diddlybottom fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.#T3#
Powell moves out of range of the body kick from Diddlybottom.
A counter left hand to the body from Powell misses its target.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Powell sees it coming and moves out of range.
Jimi Powell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab.
Diddlybottom feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Powell's calf.
Diddlybottom shoots in and drives through. Powell sprawls well.
Diddlybottom misses with a head kick.
Powell misses with a looping right.
Powell avoids the head kick by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom tests Powell's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Diddlybottom throws out a leg kick but Powell moves out of range and Diddlybottom only half commits.
We've been informed that Diddlybottom has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Powell cracks Diddlybottom with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom scoring well with a low kick there.
Diddlybottom works Powell's body with a nice hook.
Diddlybottom jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Powell on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Diddlybottom swings for the body but Powell moves out of range. #T4#
Diddlybottom misses with an attempted mid kick.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the strikes.
A left and a right from Powell both land. Nice combination. #CUT#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom sizes up Powell with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the strikes.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but Powell moves out of range easily.
Diddlybottom gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Diddlybottom takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Powell takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Powell keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Powell doesn't seem bothered though. #KD#
Powell connects with a vicious head kick that knocks Diddlybottom to the floor! Powell dives in looking for the finish!
Diddlybottom makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom tries to land a sweep but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jimi Powell will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
A low kick from Diddlybottom misses
and Powell connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Diddlybottom throws a lazy head kick
and Powell counters with a crisp right that sends Diddlybottom to the canvas! Powell follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jimi Powell!
A very excited looking Jimi Powell made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Milktoast Diddlybottom had this to say: 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.

Event: MMMA Fight Night 6
Date: Jun 06, 2018

#R1#
Diddlybottom ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Diddlybottom works the jab nicely.
Patton swinging wildly here.
Diddlybottom scores with a jab. Patton acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Patton chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Diddlybottom can pounce on him.
Patton looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Patton waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Diddlybottom.
Patton misses the shot to the body.
Good exchange - Diddlybottom coming out on top.#CUT2#
It looks like George Patton has been cut.
We've been told by Patton's head coaches at Tayne's 4d3d3d3 Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Diddlybottom pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Patton missing with a left hand there. Diddlybottom was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Diddlybottom punishes Patton's body with a nice straight punch.
George Patton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Patton connects with a single shot there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom misses with a low kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Diddlybottom. #T1#
A left and a right from Patton both land. Nice combination. #CUT#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Diddlybottom throws a good cross that connects.
Diddlybottom is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Patton rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Diddlybottom moves out of range and avoids them all easily.#CL2#
Diddlybottom rushes Patton and presses him up against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Diddlybottom.
A nice left hand lands by Diddlybottom. #BC#
Patton pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Diddlybottom fails in his attempt to clinch.
No luck for Diddlybottom with that takedown attempt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Patton misses with the combination.
Patton misses with a wild combination.
Diddlybottom tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Some wild striking there from Patton.
Diddlybottom flicks out a counter leg kick but Patton steps away.#T2#
Patton missing with a left hand there. Diddlybottom was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A nice side step and Diddlybottom releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Patton throws a series of punches but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Patton lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Diddlybottom circles away quickly and effectively.
Patton checks a low kick from Diddlybottom.#CL2#
Diddlybottom moves into the clinch successfully.
Diddlybottom misses with the head strike.
Diddlybottom slowing the pace effectively.#BC#
Patton breaks the clinch.
Patton fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.#CL2#
Diddlybottom gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Diddlybottom jumps guard but Patton turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing. #T3##BC#
Patton's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Diddlybottom scores with a head kick. Patton tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Patton misses with a wild body shot.
Patton rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Diddlybottom moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Patton lunges at Diddlybottom with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Diddlybottom's hand.
Diddlybottom swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Patton.
Patton on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Diddlybottom looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Diddlybottom motions for Patton to come forward. Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Patton connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Diddlybottom looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Diddlybottom scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Diddlybottom takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Patton sees it coming and moves out of range.
Patton bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
George Patton is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Diddlybottom paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Diddlybottom looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Diddlybottom has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Diddlybottom avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Diddlybottom is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Patton had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.#T4#
Patton just misses with a punch to the body.
Diddlybottom is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
A chopping leg kick lands by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Patton stuns Diddlybottom with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Diddlybottom lands with a thumping leg kick.
Diddlybottom connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Patton's hands.
Patton misses with a wild combination.
Patton on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Patton misses with a body shot.
Diddlybottom is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#CL2#
Diddlybottom closes the distance and pushes Patton back into the cage.
Patton swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Patton prevents a body shot from Diddlybottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Patton.
Patton avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Patton stalks Diddlybottom and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Diddlybottom's face. Diddlybottom staggers backwards, shaken.
Diddlybottom feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Patton's calf.
Diddlybottom on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Diddlybottom throws a nice outside leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Patton. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Patton stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom goes for a double leg but Patton avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Patton continues to drive forward.
Diddlybottom looks for the body kick but Patton saw that one coming.
Diddlybottom lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Diddlybottom, as that shot connected.
Patton fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Diddlybottom changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Patton throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Diddlybottom stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch but Patton moves out of range.
Diddlybottom uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Patton has time to react.
Patton is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Patton throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #T1#
Diddlybottom with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A looping hook to the body misses from Diddlybottom. Patton does a little dance to reset his feet.
A clash of legs there as Patton blocks the low kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Patton misses the target.
Patton throws a right and a left that both miss.
Diddlybottom chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Diddlybottom, as that shot connected.
Patton misses the jab.
A good leg kick by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom slips a jab from Patton.
A looping hook to the body misses from Patton. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diddlybottom is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Patton misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Patton throws a body punch but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
A lazy left from Patton finds it's target.
Patton misses with a two punch combination.
Patton just misses with a punch to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Diddlybottom! But no joy.
Diddlybottom tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Patton was well out of range. Poor timing from Diddlybottom.#T2#
Diddlybottom scores with a kick to the midsection.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diddlybottom misses with a takedown attempt - Patton sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Diddlybottom swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Patton.
Patton throws a head kick that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Patton. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Good leg kick by Diddlybottom there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Nice cross by Patton.
Diddlybottom throws a solid leg kick but Patton takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Diddlybottom.
Patton lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Patton throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Diddlybottom moves away from the strike by Patton.
Patton moves out of range of the strikes.
Diddlybottom shoots in looking for a takedown. Patton tries to sprawl out of it but Diddlybottom keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Patton manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
George Patton has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milktoast Diddlybottom.#T3#
Some wild striking there from Patton.
Patton fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diddlybottom manages to avoid it.
Diddlybottom avoids the body shot from Patton.
Diddlybottom moves forwards but Patton connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Patton doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Patton throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
A solid body kick from Diddlybottom.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Diddlybottom cracks Patton with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Diddlybottom takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.#TD2#
Diddlybottom darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Patton might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Patton doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom is looking to take a break and control but Patton is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T4#
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Diddlybottom in particular looking to stall.
Diddlybottom trying to control from half guard but Patton is working away.
Diddlybottom is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Diddlybottom seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Patton does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that George Patton will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Diddlybottom slips a jab from Patton.
Patton blocks a jab.
A swing and a miss from Diddlybottom.
Patton misses with a series of wild punches.
Diddlybottom jabs Patton right on the nose. Patton blinks but takes it well.
Diddlybottom thuds his right hand into Patton's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Patton misses with a head kick.
Diddlybottom appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Patton checks a low kick from Diddlybottom.#CL2#
Diddlybottom clinches up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC#
Patton breaks from the clinch.
Patton scores with a crisp jab that stopped Diddlybottom in his tracks.
A slapping leg kick lands for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Patton.
Patton displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Diddlybottom throws out the jab. #T1#
Diddlybottom misses with a kick to the body.
Patton lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Diddlybottom tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Patton paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Patton throws a big counter combination but Diddlybottom scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Diddlybottom throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Patton.
Diddlybottom connects with a looping right hand.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Patton swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Patton avoids the body shot from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom misses with a head kick.
Patton looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Diddlybottom lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Patton throws a right and a left that both miss.
Patton throws a sloppy body shot #TD2#
and Diddlybottom counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Diddlybottom.
Patton's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but Patton is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Diddlybottom prevents Patton from getting back to his feet.
Patton utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #T2#
Patton wants to stand but Diddlybottom is controlling the position.
Diddlybottom is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Diddlybottom throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Patton works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom trying to control but Patton is working from the bottom.
Patton knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Diddlybottom on the ground.
Diddlybottom is stalling in the full guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Diddlybottom wants to control from the top but Patton keeps moving. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Patton misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diddlybottom.
Patton tries to bum rush Diddlybottom with a series of wild strikes but Diddlybottom uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Diddlybottom lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Diddlybottom connects with an inside leg kick.#T3#
Diddlybottom lands a really nice looking cross but Patton seems unphased. #CUT2#
George Patton's cut is getting worse.
Patton lands a nice looking body shot.
Patton misses with an uppercut. Diddlybottom saw that one coming.
Patton looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Diddlybottom slips a jab and a cross from Patton.
Patton swings wildly with a couple of big hooks #TD2#
and Diddlybottom counters with a nice double leg into side control. Patton won't be happy with that.
Patton on the wrong end of some ground and pound. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is trying to get an arm triangle but Patton is defending well.
Diddlybottom looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Patton is avoiding damage well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom has hold of Patton's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Patton seems comfortable defending it but Diddlybottom has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Patton is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Patton is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Diddlybottom couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
The defeated George Patton had this to say: 'I'd like to thank my opponent, and apologize to the fans.'.

Event: MMMA Fright Night 5
Date: May 16, 2018

#R1#
Diddlybottom will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Tigh throws a right and a left that both miss.
Tigh gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Diddlybottom throws a big shot that misses.
Nice jab there from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Tigh manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Diddlybottom with a lazy takedown attempt
and Tigh counters with a nice uppercut.
Diddlybottom turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Tigh throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tigh throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab from Tigh.
Diddlybottom looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Tigh is fending him off so far but Diddlybottom persists. Nope, Tigh circles away and we're back to standing.
Saul Tigh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milktoast Diddlybottom.
Tigh on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tigh fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Diddlybottom is out of range.
Tigh swings for the body but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Tigh jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A jab from Diddlybottom finds it's way through Tigh's defenses.
Tigh throws a hook to the side of Diddlybottom's head but Diddlybottom sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tigh has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Diddlybottom finds it's way round the side to connect with Tigh's head. #T1#
A head kick misses from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom misses the jab.
An inside leg kick lands from Diddlybottom. #TD2#
Diddlybottom gets a double leg takedown into Tigh's guard.
Diddlybottom controls from within his opponent's guard.
It looks like Diddlybottom might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Diddlybottom looking to pass the guard.
Diddlybottom looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Tigh knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Diddlybottom on the ground.#T2#
Diddlybottom trying to control but Tigh is working from the bottom.
Tigh can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Diddlybottom controls the pace.
Let's hope that Diddlybottom has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Tigh swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tigh smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.#CUT#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.#TD2#
Diddlybottom decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Diddlybottom trying to mount his opponent but Tigh defends it. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Tigh still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Tigh has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work! #T3#
Diddlybottom tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Diddlybottom is still trying to improve position.
Diddlybottom manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Diddlybottom seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Tigh does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Diddlybottom moves into full mount! Tigh won't be happy about that!
Tigh might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Diddlybottom throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T4#
Tigh really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Diddlybottom wants to control the pace but Tigh is squirming around nicely.
Diddlybottom prevents Tigh from getting the reversal.
Diddlybottom controlling the position easily from mount.
Diddlybottom thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Tigh is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Diddlybottom unloads with some shots from mount but Tigh bucks and avoids them well.
Diddlybottom controlling from the full mount. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Tigh manages to avoid the submission attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Diddlybottom fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Diddlybottom looks for a takedown but Tigh sprawls well.
An attempted straight right counter from Tigh misses the target.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Tigh checks it.
Diddlybottom wants to clinch but Tigh slips to the side
and Tigh counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Tigh connects with a right hand. Diddlybottom shakes it off.
Tigh throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Diddlybottom lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.#TD2#
Diddlybottom closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Tigh to the mat! Tigh manages to get full guard.
Diddlybottom wants to control from the top but Tigh keeps moving.
Diddlybottom might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Tigh haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Diddlybottom controlling from the top position. #T1#
Diddlybottom postures up.
Diddlybottom trying to control but Tigh is working from the bottom.
Tigh has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Diddlybottom controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but Tigh is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Diddlybottom takes a swing at Tigh's ribcage but misses.
Tigh throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Diddlybottom lands the left hand.#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Tigh takes a kick to the side of the head.
Tigh throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Diddlybottom staying out of range there.
Diddlybottom feints the counter takedown.
Diddlybottom has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Diddlybottom is looking to land body kicks.
Tigh throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tigh pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tigh throws a head kick that half lands.
Tigh fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diddlybottom manages to avoid it.
Tigh takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Tigh takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Diddlybottom tries to close the distance and clinch up but Tigh swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Tigh swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Diddlybottom connects with a high kick.
Tigh looks to land a left hand but Diddlybottom moved out of range nicely.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom defending well as Tigh loads up on a big left hand.
Diddlybottom with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the body kick.
And Diddlybottom tries to counter it with a takedown but Tigh pushes his down on his head and steps out.#T3##CL2#
Diddlybottom has managed to clinch.
Tigh wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Tigh tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Tigh back against the cage.
Diddlybottom tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Diddlybottom misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom lands a body punch.
Diddlybottom tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tigh's elbow.
Diddlybottom tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tigh misses with a punch on the inside.
Diddlybottom working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Tigh misses with some punches.
Tigh throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tigh.
Tigh effectively controlling the action here.
Diddlybottom gets through Tigh's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#T4##BC#
Tigh breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Good shot there by Tigh.
Diddlybottom blocks the body kick.
Diddlybottom jabs at Tigh's body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Diddlybottom scores with a nice strike.
Diddlybottom smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Tigh counters with a two punch combo.
Diddlybottom tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Tigh is able to avoid easily.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Tigh throws a wild body kick that Diddlybottom sees coming a mile off.
Diddlybottom throws a nice outside leg kick.
Tigh lands a nice looking body shot.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch up but Tigh circles away and keeps his distance.
Diddlybottom misses with a shot to the body
and Tigh counters with a straight right hand.
Tigh throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Diddlybottom tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab.
And Diddlybottom tries to counter it with a takedown but Tigh pushes his down on his head and steps out.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Milktoast Diddlybottom will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Diddlybottom misses with a body shot.
Diddlybottom misses with a jab to the body
and Tigh counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CL2#
Diddlybottom rushes Tigh and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Tigh lands a body punch.
Tigh is looking to break free of the clinch but Diddlybottom has double underhooks.
Tigh lands a body shot in the clinch.
Tigh wants to get back to striking at distance but Diddlybottom won't allow it.
Tigh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Diddlybottom takes a shot to the head.
Tigh can't find room to land a body shot as Diddlybottom controls the action.
Tigh leaning against his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom misses with the head strike.
Tigh blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #BC#
Tigh breaks from the clinch.
Saul Tigh is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch but Tigh moves out of range. #CL2#
Diddlybottom rushes Tigh and presses him up against the cage.#T1#
Tigh is trying to break the clinch but Diddlybottom has him pressed against the cage.
Tigh misses with some punches. #BC#
Tigh breaks the clinch.
Diddlybottom cracks a nice hook into Tigh's ribs.
Saul Tigh is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tigh moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Diddlybottom tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tigh paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Diddlybottom fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A head kick by Diddlybottom misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Diddlybottom takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Diddlybottom shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Tigh pinned against the cage. Tigh gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Diddlybottom takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Tigh works Diddlybottom's body with a nice hook.
Diddlybottom has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Tigh.
Milktoast Diddlybottom is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Diddlybottom misses with an attempted mid kick.
Tigh swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Diddlybottom drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Tigh defends it well.
Diddlybottom looks to clinch
and Tigh counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tigh stuns Diddlybottom with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Tigh misses with a few strikes there.
Tigh throws out a loose jab but Diddlybottom uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tigh swings for the body but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Tigh misses the target.
Tigh on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Diddlybottom shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Tigh pinned against the cage. Tigh gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Tigh misses with an uppercut.
Tigh lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Diddlybottom circles away quickly and effectively.
Tigh displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination. #CL2#
Diddlybottom closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #T3#
Tigh pushes Diddlybottom back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Diddlybottom blocking some punches. #BC#
Tigh escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Saul Tigh has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tigh throws a hook to the side of Diddlybottom's head but Diddlybottom sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Diddlybottom uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tigh.
Tigh fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diddlybottom manages to avoid it.
Tigh checks the leg kick nicely there. #CL2#
Diddlybottom clinches up against the cage.
Tigh wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Diddlybottom has him pressed against the cage.
Tigh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Diddlybottom's elbow.
A right handed body shot lands from Tigh.
A head punch on the inside from Tigh fails to land. #T4#
Tigh content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Diddlybottom wants to take the fight to the mat but Tigh manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Saul Tigh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milktoast Diddlybottom.#BC#
Tigh breaks the clinch.
Diddlybottom avoids the body shot from Tigh.
Diddlybottom lands with a good body shot.
Diddlybottom looks to score with a jab to the body but Tigh is just out of range.
Tigh misses with an uppercut. Diddlybottom saw that one coming.
Diddlybottom changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Tigh checks a leg kick.
Diddlybottom throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tigh stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Tigh throws a head kick that misses.
Diddlybottom is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
A telegraphed right hand from Tigh misses the target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tigh misses with a two punch combination. #CL2#
Diddlybottom rushes Tigh and presses him up against the cage.
Tigh misses with a punch on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
Saul Tigh showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Diddlybottom has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 28:29
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 28:29
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Milktoast Diddlybottom!
A less than humble Milktoast Diddlybottom misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

Event: DUEL#143 Parker vs Ashton
Date: Apr 07, 2018

#R1#
Trew throws a right hand that misses #CL#
and Diddlybottom counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
A short uppercut from Diddlybottom.
We've been hearing reports that Diddlybottom has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Diddlybottom is looking to take this one to the mat.
Diddlybottom doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Diddlybottom throws a punch but it's blocked by Trew.
Diddlybottom lands with a right to the head.
Trew with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Trew throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Diddlybottom blocks it with crossed arms.
Trew with an attempt at a knee that misses. #BC2#
Trew pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Diddlybottom has taken the fight to the clinch.
Trew softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Trew lands with a light punch inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Diddlybottom.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diddlybottom manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Trew makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Diddlybottom drops down looking for an ankle pick but Trew pulls his leg out and moves away. #T1#
Diddlybottom scores with a head kick. Trew tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.#CUT#
It looks like Archie Trew has been cut.
Diddlybottom takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Diddlybottom tests Trew's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Trew tries to clinch but Diddlybottom is having none of it.
Trew fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Diddlybottom on the side of the head.#CUT2#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Trew scores with a nice right hand.
Trew tries to clinch up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Trew looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Diddlybottom shoots in but no luck this time.
Trew looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Milktoast Diddlybottom. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T2#
Diddlybottom cracks Trew with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#CUT#
That has opened up Archie Trew's cut even more.#CL#
Trew gets tackled into the cage by Diddlybottom. Diddlybottom maintains the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Trew pushes Diddlybottom back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Trew tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Diddlybottom avoids it.
Trew looking to throw knees to the head but Diddlybottom is blocking nicely.
Diddlybottom scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A bit of stalling here from Diddlybottom.
Trew lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Diddlybottom tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Trew blocks an uppercut. #TD#
Diddlybottom has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Trew is trying to keep an underhook but Diddlybottom manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Diddlybottom trying to control from half guard but Trew is working away.
Trew has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Diddlybottom is working away from the top position though.
Trew is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T3#
Diddlybottom is trying to control. Trew wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Diddlybottom looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Diddlybottom is trying to control. Trew wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Trew is trying to maintain the position but Diddlybottom is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying to work for a kimura but Trew is defending well.
Diddlybottom seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Trew does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Diddlybottom trying to control the action but Trew is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom sitting and controlling from the half guard. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Diddlybottom takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Diddlybottom fails with an attempt to clinch.
Diddlybottom dives in and grabs Trew's left leg, looking for a takedown. Trew pushes down on Diddlybottom's head and hops out.#CL#
Diddlybottom takes the fight into the clinch.
Trew being controlled against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Milktoast Diddlybottom will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Diddlybottom throws a head kick but Trew moves out of range.
Trew throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Diddlybottom on the side of the head.
Trew tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Diddlybottom paws at him with a jab and circles away.#CL#
Diddlybottom has Trew up against the cage in a clinch.
Diddlybottom is trying to maintain a safe position but Trew gets an underhook and turns Diddlybottom into the cage.
Trew blocking some punches.
Trew using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Diddlybottom has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Trew pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Diddlybottom avoiding damage.
Trew missing with knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trew trying to land knees to the body.
Diddlybottom drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Trew is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son. #T1#
Diddlybottom trying to stall but Trew improves his position.
Trew is working Diddlybottom over against the cage.
Good body shot from Trew.
Diddlybottom misses with the head strike.
Trew lands a left hand that snaps the head of Diddlybottom backwards.
Trew working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Trew lands with a right to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Trew has Diddlybottom pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Diddlybottom is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Trew - that's hurt Diddlybottom badly! Oh, another knee lands and Diddlybottom is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Diddlybottom doesn't seem to be complaining.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Archie Trew!
Archie Trew made sure to mention his sponsor, Bullet Proof System in his post fight interview.
In defeat, Milktoast Diddlybottom stepped up to the mic, saying 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you.'.

Event: DFN#31 Von Ketler vs Killer
Date: Mar 03, 2018

#R1#
Diddlybottom throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gracie getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#CUT2#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.#CL#
Diddlybottom closes the distance and clinches.
Diddlybottom blocks an elbow strike from Gracie.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Diddlybottom has a couple of punches blocked by Gracie.
Gracie tries to break the clinch but Diddlybottom is controlling the position.
A head punch on the inside from Gracie fails to land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Gracie.
Gracie takes an elbow to the temple.
Gracie's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Gracie has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Diddlybottom lands a hook to the side of the head.
Gracie blocks an elbow strike from Diddlybottom.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gracie blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gracie lands a right hand that snaps the head of Diddlybottom backwards.
Diddlybottom misses with some punches. #T1#
Gracie lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Diddlybottom lands a right hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom lands a left hand.
Diddlybottom blocks the elbow strike.
A short uppercut from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Diddlybottom doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Gracie.
Gracie lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Gracie throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Diddlybottoms head.
Gracie throws a big uppercut that drops Diddlybottom! More strikes from Gracie and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Diddlybottom lies dazed against the cage as Gracie celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Wayne Gracie!
A relieved looking John Wayne Gracie thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Milktoast Diddlybottom had this to say: 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you.'.

Event: DFN#30 Denis vs Grossweiner
Date: Feb 03, 2018

#R1#
Antoine throws a nice looking combination but Diddlybottom bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Diddlybottom appears to be looking for a counter takedown.#CL2#
Antoine instigates a clinch.
Antoine lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #TD#
Diddlybottom decides to pull guard.
Antoine missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Diddlybottom is pulling down on Antoine's head to control his posture.
Diddlybottom continues to stall.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Antoine manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Diddlybottom pushing down on Antoine's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work. #T1##SUB#
Antoine is defending against the submission attempts here by Diddlybottom.
Antoine is trying to control but can't.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Antoine is looking for a sweep. Diddlybottom is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Antoine defends it well.
Diddlybottom is controlling the pace.
We've been hearing that Diddlybottom has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but Antoine is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Diddlybottom to get the leverage.
Diddlybottom performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Diddlybottom has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Diddlybottom controlling his opponent. #T3#
Antoine wants to get back to his feet.
Diddlybottom thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Diddlybottom takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Diddlybottom sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Diddlybottom controlling the position easily from mount.
Diddlybottom avoids the attempt from Antoine to control.
Diddlybottom tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. #T4#
Diddlybottom lands with some strikes.#SUB#
Diddlybottom jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Antoine is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Antoine and Diddlybottom has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Diddlybottom wants to lay and pray for a moment but Antoine keeps working.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Diddlybottom controls the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
That's time! Diddlybottom's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
A punch combination from Antoine misses.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Antoine.
A telegraphed right hand from Antoine misses the target.
Diddlybottom lands a jab.
A big right from Antoine misses. #TD#
Diddlybottom looking to score a takedown here. Antoine is defending well but Diddlybottom drives through and ends up in Antoine's guard.
Diddlybottom looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Diddlybottom advances position into side control!
Diddlybottom is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Antoine can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Antoine is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Milktoast Diddlybottom overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Antoine dodges the ground and pound from Diddlybottom.#T1##SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Antoine knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB#
Diddlybottom tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Diddlybottom has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Diddlybottom wants to control but Antoine is keeping him busy. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying to get an arm triangle but Antoine is defending well. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is trying to get an arm triangle but Antoine is defending well. #T2#
Diddlybottom happy to just control the position for now. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is working to tighten his grip on Antoine's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Antoine has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Diddlybottom is really squeezing tight and eventually Antoine passes out! Diddlybottom breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, RAGS of a RONIN, into his post fight interview.

Event: DUEL#118 Stenberg vs Fagaro
Date: Dec 30, 2017

#R1#
Diddlybottom scores with a jab to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Hannibal Lyons has been cut.
Diddlybottom on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there. #CUT#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Lyons on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A jab lands there for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Diddlybottom takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Diddlybottom throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lyons takes one to the side of the head.
Diddlybottom connects with a body shot that sends Lyons's belly button to the back.
Lyons loads up on a big right hand but Diddlybottom slips the punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diddlybottom throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lyons just misses with a punch to the body.
Lyons on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Diddlybottom waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lyons.#TD#
Lyons throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Diddlybottom was covering up waiting for the punch and Lyons finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Diddlybottom manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Lyons manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB##T1#
Diddlybottom loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Diddlybottom looking to sit in guard and control but Lyons gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Diddlybottom is on top in guard. #REVB#
Lyons has control of Diddlybottom's left arm, preventing Diddlybottom from doing any damage.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but Lyons is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Diddlybottom pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Lyons is keeping the position for now. #T2#
Diddlybottom is looking to advance position but Lyons has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!#REVR#
Diddlybottom really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Lyons tries to control but Diddlybottom wriggling away.
Diddlybottom wants to hold on but Lyons pushes him away.
Lyons looking to finish Diddlybottom with some ground and pound. This is bad for Diddlybottom!
Lyons thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Lyons in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas. #T3#
Diddlybottom regains half guard.
Lyons sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Diddlybottom defending well though.
Diddlybottom is refusing to be controlled, as Lyons sits in half guard.
Lyons takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Lyons is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Diddlybottom wants to control but Lyons is keeping busy.
Diddlybottom keeping hold of Lyons's head, controlling as best he can.
Lyons thows a huge punch but Diddlybottom dodges it nicely.
Lyons lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. #T4#
Lyons takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Lyons prevents Diddlybottom from improving his position.
Diddlybottom moves into full guard.
Diddlybottom managing to control the position.
Lyons throwing strikes but missing.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for a guillotine here but Lyons defends easily.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Hannibal Lyons will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Lyons checks it.
Lyons throws a head kick that misses.
Diddlybottom takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Diddlybottom is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Lyons moves out of range of the body kick.
Diddlybottom checks a low kick from Lyons.
Diddlybottom throws a body punch but Lyons moves out of range.
Lyons tries to move into range but Diddlybottom moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lyons throws out a powerful jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom cracks Lyons with an open hand slap.
Lyons checks a leg kick.
Lyons scores with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lyons doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T1#
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown but Lyons shows good takedown defense.
Lyons lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Diddlybottom gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Diddlybottom chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lyons can pounce on him.
Lyons waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Lyons as he jumps to the side.
Hannibal Lyons has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milktoast Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick which misses Lyons's front leg but catches the back leg as Lyons tries to avoid it.
Diddlybottom throws a hook but Lyons avoids it easily.
Lyons went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Diddlybottom comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.#T2#
Diddlybottom misses the body punch
and Lyons counters with a stiff right hand.
Lyons throws a jab when Diddlybottom was well out of range.
Lyons moves out of range of the body kick from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lyons's calf.
Diddlybottom with a lazy takedown attempt
and Lyons counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lyons looks to land a combination but Diddlybottom avoids it well.
Hannibal Lyons is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Diddlybottom is looking to clinch.
A little feinted left hand from Lyons on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Lyons thows a left - swing and a miss!
A big left from Lyons misses.
Nice uppercut there from Diddlybottom.
A shot to the body from Diddlybottom misses
and Lyons counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom wants to slow Lyons down by chopping away at his legs. #T3#
Diddlybottom connects with a good right hand that stumbles Lyons. Lyons circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jab, jab by Diddlybottom - just one landing. #ROC2#
Lyons is rocked!#KD#
Lyons cracks Diddlybottom with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Diddlybottom looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Lyons finish him?
Oh Lyons is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#ROC#
Diddlybottom is rocked!#CUT#
That has opened up Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut even more.
Lyons finds Diddlybottom's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Diddlybottom flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Lyons lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Diddlybottom will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hannibal Lyons!
After winning the bout, Hannibal Lyons thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: DUEL#110 Andersson vs Army
Date: Dec 02, 2017

#R1#
Muller tries to clinch but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Muller defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Diddlybottom.
Muller wants to counter the offense by Diddlybottom and move into the clinch position.
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Muller as he jumps to the side.
Diddlybottom misses with the body kick
and Muller counters with a straight right hand.
Nice cross by Diddlybottom.#CUT#
It looks like Nicolas Muller has been cut.
Diddlybottom tries to work over Muller's front leg with a kick but Muller checks it.
Diddlybottom connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Diddlybottom misses with a hook to the body #CL2#
and Muller counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom misses with a hook from the clinch.
Muller gets through Diddlybottom's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Muller lands a knee to the body.
Muller lands a nice elbow. #CUT2#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muller gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Diddlybottom lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Muller backwards.
Diddlybottom on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body. #T1#
Diddlybottom misses with a punch to the body.
Diddlybottom blocks an elbow strike from Muller.
Diddlybottom wants a takedown but no success here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Milktoast Diddlybottom. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Diddlybottom is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Muller gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Diddlybottom misses with a body punch.
Muller lands a knee to the head.
Diddlybottom definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Diddlybottom is breathing heavily.
Muller prevents a takedown attempt there.
A hook to the body from Muller.
Muller lands an elbow inside.
Diddlybottom tries to work over Muller's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Muller lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Muller pushes Diddlybottom back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Muller is stalling here.
Muller lands a nice elbow from the clinch. #CUT2#
Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut is getting worse.
Diddlybottom looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Stalling in the clinch from Muller.
Diddlybottom blocks the elbow strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Muller just misses with a elbow thrown towards Diddlybottom's brow.
Muller scores a nice knee to the body. #T2#
Muller connects with a knee to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Muller putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Diddlybottom in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Muller. #CUT2#
Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Muller lands a damaging elbow.
Nice elbow from Muller. #CUT2#
Jeez, Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Muller connects with a knee to the head.
Muller lands a nice elbow.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Nicolas Muller!
During a confident post fight interview, Nicolas Muller thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: Combate FV: Kuklinsky vs Roman
Date: Nov 11, 2017

#R1#
Mohammed misses with a few strikes there.
Diddlybottom half committed to a counter leg kick.
Diddlybottom slips a jab and a cross from Mohammed.
Ijsa Mohammed seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diddlybottom looks to score with a jab to the body but Mohammed is just out of range.
Mohammed throws a right and a left that both miss.
Diddlybottom with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A punch combination from Mohammed misses.
Mohammed throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Diddlybottom lands a body shot.
Diddlybottom scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Diddlybottom connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Mohammed momentarily. #TD#
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Diddlybottom was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diddlybottom in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Diddlybottom postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Diddlybottom wants to control but Mohammed is keeping him busy.
Mohammed defending against the ground and pound.
Mohammed wants to get back to his feet.#SUB#
Diddlybottom tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #T1#
Mohammed defending against the ground and pound.
Mohammed is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Diddlybottom is controlling him well.
Diddlybottom throws an elbow but Mohammed slips to the side and avoids it well.
Diddlybottom creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Mohammed sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike. #SUB#
Diddlybottom working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Mohammed is trying to buck Diddlybottom off.
Diddlybottom throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Mohammed parries the strikes from Diddlybottom easily there. Diddlybottom is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Mohammed to escape.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position but Mohammed is working away. #T2#
Sloppy strikes there by Diddlybottom.
Sloppy strikes there by Diddlybottom.
Mohammed is pushing Diddlybottom's head away, looking to escape. Diddlybottom manages to hold on to the position though.
Diddlybottom definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#SUB#
Diddlybottom tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Mohammed pushes Diddlybottom away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Diddlybottom gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.#ES2#
Mohammed throws Diddlybottom to one side and escapes!
Mohammed goes for a high kick. It partially lands.#CUT2#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Mohammed fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Diddlybottom on the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mohammed misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Mohammed will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Diddlybottom lands with an uppercut that bounces Mohammed off the cage and back into range.
A punch combination from Mohammed misses.
Mohammed throws a right and a left that both miss.
Diddlybottom bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Mohammed looks winded!#T3#
Mohammed throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Diddlybottom connects with a body shot.
Diddlybottom dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Diddlybottom throws a nice outside leg kick.
Diddlybottom misses with a double jab.
Diddlybottom scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Diddlybottom jabs at Mohammed's body.
Mohammed tries to bum rush Diddlybottom with a series of wild strikes but Diddlybottom uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mohammed throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jab, jab by Diddlybottom - just one landing.
Diddlybottom punishes Mohammed's body with a nice straight punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mohammed is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Diddlybottom scores with a punch to the head.
Diddlybottom throws a shot to the body.
Mohammed on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.#TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Diddlybottom.
An elbow from Diddlybottom crashes against the mat. #T4#
Mohammed takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Diddlybottom lands some shots froms side control.
Mohammed stops Diddlybottom from passing to mount.
Diddlybottom throws a strike aimed at the side of Mohammed's head but Mohammed avoids it well.
Diddlybottom misses with the ground and pound.
Diddlybottom in side control, throwing shots but Mohammed defends.
Diddlybottom working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Diddlybottom moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Mohammed takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Diddlybottom trying to control the action but Mohammed is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Diddlybottom looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Mohammed is avoiding damage well.
Diddlybottom trying to control the action but Mohammed is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Mohammed tries to clinch up but Diddlybottom circles away and keeps his distance.
Diddlybottom scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Mohammed is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Diddlybottom bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Mohammed's head backwards.
Mohammed throws a head kick that Diddlybottom semi-blocks.
Mohammed throws a right hand that misses
and Diddlybottom counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mohammed fails to land with a series of punches.
Diddlybottom dodges the punch combination from Mohammed.
Mohammed throws a looping overhand right but Diddlybottom ducks down to avoid it.
Mohammed lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Diddlybottom backs up against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mohammed throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Diddlybottom counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mohammed walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.#ROC#
Mohammed is rocked!
Diddlybottom connects with a body shot that sends Mohammed's belly button to the back.
Mohammed is still on wobbly legs! Can Diddlybottom finish him?
Mohammed on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Mohammed seems to have recovered his senses.
Mohammed is breathing heavily.
Diddlybottom steps in with a hook that catches Mohammed right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Diddlybottom follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Mohammed looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
A very excited looking Milktoast Diddlybottom made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: C23: Sionis vs Slice
Date: Sep 16, 2017

#R1#
Bellwether is trying hard to land a takedown here. Diddlybottom sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. #TD2#
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Bellwether has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Diddlybottom is looking to work some ground and pound but Bellwether has wrist control.
Diddlybottom postures up.
Diddlybottom trying to control but Bellwether is working from the bottom.
Bellwether not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Diddlybottom with a flurry of punches that miss.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bellwether is trying to control the position but Diddlybottom postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but Bellwether is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Bellwether is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Bellwether throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Bellwether can't keep his opponent in guard - Diddlybottom advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. #T1##SUB2#
Diddlybottom looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Bellwether trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Diddlybottom manages to pass to mount!
Bellwether holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Diddlybottom tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Bellwether sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Diddlybottom prevents Bellwether from improving his position.#T2#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Bellwether doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Bellwether blocking the ground and pound attempt from Diddlybottom.
Bellwether works his way to full guard. Good work.
Bellwether working a defensive guard but Diddlybottom manages to pass into side control anyway.
Diddlybottom sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Bellwether is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Bellwether is trying to improve his position.#T3#
Bellwether regains half guard.
Diddlybottom looks to land a strike but Bellwether avoids it nicely and regains full guard.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Diddlybottom jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Bellwether working a defensive guard here.
Diddlybottom throwing strikes from guard but Bellwether blocks nicely.
Diddlybottom with a nice head shot there.
Bellwether not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Diddlybottom trying to control but Bellwether is working from the bottom. #T4##SUB#
Bellwether had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Diddlybottom defends it easily.
Diddlybottom trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB#
Bellwether throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Diddlybottom postures up in Bellwether's guard and throws a big left but Bellwether blocks it.
Bellwether utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bellwether working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Diddlybottom.
Bellwether looking to control. #SUB#
Bellwether throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Bellwether controls Diddlybottom momentarily but Diddlybottom frees himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##CL#
Bellwether clinches with his opponent.
Bellwether lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Diddlybottom.
Bellwether trying to stall but Diddlybottom improves his position. #TD2#
Diddlybottom turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Check out the look on Diddlybottom's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Bellwether is looking for a sweep.
An elbow from Diddlybottom crashes against the mat.
Bellwether gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Bellwether blocking the ground and pound attempt from Diddlybottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom throws a strike but Bellwether avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Bellwether is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Bellwether managing to control the position.
Bellwether keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully. #T1#
Diddlybottom controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Bellwether is trying to keep Diddlybottom in close.
Diddlybottom looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Diddlybottom passes into half guard.
Bellwether wants to improve his position but Diddlybottom is controlling well.
Milktoast Diddlybottom has got the better of the ground game so far.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura here. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom seems to be looking for submissions.
Bellwether tries to roll over but Diddlybottom keeps him under control.
Bellwether moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Bellwether controls Diddlybottom momentarily but Diddlybottom frees himself. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Bellwether trying to keep a closed guard but Diddlybottom is proving a slippery customer. #T3#
Diddlybottom is pushing down on Bellwether's leg trying to pass to half guard. Bellwether is fighting to maintain full guard but Diddlybottom has managed to sneak the leg through.
Diddlybottom is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is working for a submission of some sort. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom seems to be working for a kimura but Bellwether defends the submission attempt.
Bellwether trying to control here.
Diddlybottom prevents Bellwether from improving his position.#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Diddlybottom throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bellwether is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Bellwether is working hard here to advance position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Diddlybottom is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Bellwether doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Diddlybottom. #SUB2#
Diddlybottom is working for a submission of some sort.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Bellwether wants to clinch up but Diddlybottom keeps it at a distance.
Bellwether throws out a powerful jab.#CUT#
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bellwether takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Diddlybottom lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Diddlybottom connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Diddlybottom lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bellwether is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bellwether tries to close the distance and clinch up but Diddlybottom swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Diddlybottom throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand. #CL2#
Diddlybottom has Bellwether up against the cage in a clinch.
Diddlybottom misses with the head strike. #T1#
Diddlybottom misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bellwether blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Diddlybottom scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Diddlybottom misses with the head strike.
Bellwether pushes Diddlybottom back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Diddlybottom tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bellwether's elbow.
Diddlybottom throws a head punch that misses.
Diddlybottom throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bellwethers head.
Diddlybottom scores with a shot to the side of Bellwether's head.
Diddlybottom lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Diddlybottom swings wildly with an uppercut but Bellwether uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bellwether lands a left hand that snaps the head of Diddlybottom backwards.
Bellwether takes a shot to the head.
Bellwether misses with an elbow over the top.
Diddlybottom has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Diddlybottom blocks an uppercut.
Diddlybottom blocks a body shot from Bellwether.
Bellwether misses with some punches.
Beckett Bellwether has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bellwether blocks an uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from Bellwether.
Diddlybottom throws a punch but it's blocked by Bellwether.
Bellwether makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Bellwether doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Diddlybottom misses with an elbow strike.
Bellwether misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Diddlybottom tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #TD#
Bellwether manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Bellwether is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Diddlybottom trying to control but Bellwether is working from the bottom.
Bellwether might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Diddlybottom looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Bellwether is trying to keep Diddlybottom in close. #T3#
Diddlybottom is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#SUB#
Diddlybottom got a little sloppy there for a moment and Bellwether has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Diddlybottom has managed to get both his arms back between Bellwether's legs - danger averted.
Milktoast Diddlybottom is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Bellwether working a defensive guard here. #SUB#
Bellwether working for a triangle but Diddlybottom defends it easily.
Bellwether throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Bellwether trying to control the position. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Diddlybottom with a nice cross.
A punch lands to the side of Bellwether 's head but he takes it in his stride.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Diddlybottom checks a leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Diddlybottom.
A lazy left from Diddlybottom finds it's target.
Diddlybottom slips a jab from Bellwether.
Diddlybottom circles away from the clinch attempt. #CL#
Bellwether pushes Diddlybottom up against the cage in a clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Milktoast Diddlybottom comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Diddlybottom has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Beckett Bellwether was interviewed post fight and said 'The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.'.

Event: C20: Lu vs Spillane
Date: Aug 26, 2017

#R1#
Beefrock shoots in looking for a takedown but Diddlybottom manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Beefrock's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Diddlybottom lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering. #CUT#
It looks like Lump Beefrock has been cut.
Diddlybottom misses with a wild body shot.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick, looking for Beefrock's leg but Beefrock calmly moves out of range.
Beefrock tries to score a power double leg takedown but Diddlybottom sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Beefrock somewhat.
Diddlybottom catches Beefrock with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beefrock doesn't manage to clinch there - Diddlybottom circles away. #CL#
Diddlybottom rushes Beefrock and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Beefrock blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Beefrock. #T1#
Diddlybottom tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Beefrock jumps guard but Diddlybottom stands there with Beefrock around his waist. Beefrock gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Milktoast Diddlybottom has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lump Beefrock.
Beefrock tries to pull guard but Diddlybottom forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Diddlybottom misses with a body punch.
Diddlybottom lands with a left to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom lands a left hand that snaps the head of Beefrock backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Beefrock tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Diddlybottom lands a left hand that snaps the head of Beefrock backwards.
Diddlybottom lands a hook that snaps the head of Beefrock backwards.
Beefrock tries to pull guard but Diddlybottom won't allow it.
Diddlybottom lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Beefrock. #T2#
Diddlybottom tries to work over Beefrock's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Beefrock tries to pull guard but Diddlybottom forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Beefrock jumps guard but Diddlybottom turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Diddlybottom misses with a hook from the clinch.
Diddlybottom lands with a light punch inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diddlybottom cracks Beefrock with a nice body shot.
Beefrock drops down looking for an ankle pick but Diddlybottom pulls his leg out and moves away. #TD#
Diddlybottom throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Beefrock tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Diddlybottom is in Beefrock's guard.
Beefrock has control of Diddlybottom's left arm, preventing Diddlybottom from doing any damage.
Beefrock looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Beefrock preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Beefrock looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Diddlybottom controlling from the top position.
Diddlybottom throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Beefrock works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #T3#
Diddlybottom with a flurry of punches that miss.
Diddlybottom passes into half guard.
Diddlybottom tries to pass the half guard into mount. Beefrock knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Diddlybottom thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Beefrock's head.
Beefrock controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Diddlybottom thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Beefrock's head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Beefrock sees it coming and defends easily.
Beefrock wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping busy. #T4#
Beefrock is staying active underneath Diddlybottom, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Beefrock slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Diddlybottom working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Beefrock keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully.
Diddlybottom is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Beefrock is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Diddlybottom throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Beefrock throws out a counter right but Diddlybottom avoids it with no problem.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lump Beefrock's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Diddlybottom lands with a nice body punch.
Diddlybottom throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Beefrock on the side of the head.
Diddlybottom fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown but Beefrock shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Diddlybottom throws a lazy uppercut
and Beefrock counters with a series of strikes. Diddlybottom will be more careful next time no doubt.
Beefrock checks the leg kick nicely there.
Beefrock slips under a jab from Diddlybottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom misses with a leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Diddlybottom, right into the meat.
Beefrock shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Beefrock tries to clinch but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Beefrock avoids a kick to the body.
Beefrock misses with a takedown attempt - Diddlybottom sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Beefrock checks a leg kick.
Beefrock moves out of range of the strikes.
Diddlybottom with a hook.#CUT#
That has opened up Lump Beefrock's cut even more.#TD#
Diddlybottom scores with a takedown into Beefrock's guard.
Diddlybottom throwing strikes but missing.
Diddlybottom trying to control but Beefrock is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #T2#
Diddlybottom working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Beefrock pulls Diddlybottom in close to his closed guard and prevents Diddlybottom from doing any damage or advancing position.
Diddlybottom controlling from the top position.
Beefrock avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Beefrock is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Beefrock is just content to waste time from the top position. Diddlybottom takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Beefrock trying to control but Diddlybottom is working from the bottom. #T3#
Diddlybottom wants to sweep but no luck.
Diddlybottom looking to control. #SUB#
Diddlybottom is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Beefrock defends well.
Diddlybottom is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Beefrock can do to turn this around?
Beefrock engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Beefrock is pushing down on Diddlybottom's leg trying to pass to half guard. Diddlybottom is fighting to maintain full guard but Beefrock has managed to sneak the leg through.
Beefrock scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Diddlybottom is trying to control but can't.
Diddlybottom keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Beefrock wants to lay and pray for a moment but Diddlybottom keeps working.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Beefrock in particular looking to stall.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Diddlybottom scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Lump Beefrock's cut.
That's time! Diddlybottom's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
Diddlybottom looks to land a body kick but Beefrock moved away.
Beefrock shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Diddlybottom but Diddlybottom pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Horrible takedown attempt by Beefrock or perhaps it was just good defense by Diddlybottom, which made it look bad.
Diddlybottom looks to score with a jab to the body but Beefrock is just out of range.
Beefrock steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Diddlybottom.#TD#
Diddlybottom fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Beefrock to the ground. Diddlybottom is now in Beefrock's guard.
Beefrock is adopting a defensive guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beefrock avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Diddlybottom chips away with some ground and pound.
Beefrock tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T1#
Diddlybottom makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Beefrock utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Diddlybottom pushes down on Beefrock's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Beefrock has hold of Diddlybottom's hands but Diddlybottom slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Beefrock is refusing to be controlled, as Diddlybottom sits in half guard.
Beefrock wants to improve his position but Diddlybottom is controlling well.
Beefrock is pressing down on Diddlybottom's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Diddlybottom has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Beefrock is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Beefrock keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully.
Diddlybottom is stalling in the full guard. #T2#
Diddlybottom preventing the sweep.
Diddlybottom controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Beefrock wants to sweep but no luck.
Milktoast Diddlybottom overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Diddlybottom wants to control from the top but Beefrock keeps moving.
Beefrock pulls Diddlybottom in close to his closed guard and prevents Diddlybottom from doing any damage or advancing position.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Beefrock tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Diddlybottom paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Diddlybottom is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Beefrock keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.#T3#
Diddlybottom misses with a low kick.
Diddlybottom fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Beefrock.
Diddlybottom throws a nice inside leg kick.
Diddlybottom throws a shot from downtown. Beefrock moves away and avoids it.
Beefrock thinks about the counter body kick.
Diddlybottom throws a hook but Beefrock avoids it easily.
Lump Beefrock has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Milktoast Diddlybottom is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#TD#
Diddlybottom closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Beefrock quickly recovers to half guard.
Diddlybottom is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Diddlybottom wants to free his trapped foot but Beefrock is holding on for dear life with his legs. #T4#
Diddlybottom not doing much here.
Beefrock is trying is best to control the position here.
Beefrock is continuing to stall.
Beefrock wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Diddlybottom tries to pass the half guard into mount. Beefrock knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Diddlybottom is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!

And that's the end of the fight!
Milktoast Diddlybottom showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Diddlybottom has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:27
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 30:26
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Milktoast Diddlybottom!
A victorious Milktoast Diddlybottom thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: CEC 530
Date: Jul 26, 2017

#R1#
Heisman fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A lazy left from Heisman finds it's target.#CUT2#
It looks like Methyrr Dall has been cut.
Heisman throws a lazy right hand but Dall sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dall looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Dall just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice defenses there by Dall.
Heisman takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Heisman takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Heisman moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Some wild striking there from Dall.
Heisman lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
The fight stays on the outside here - Heisman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dall appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Dall misses with a straight left. #KD2#
Heisman lands a big head kick that sends Dall tumbling to the mat! Heisman takes a step backwards and waves Dall back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#
Dall is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Heisman drops Dall with a naaaaasty hook - Dall is in real trouble here! Heisman dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). TJ Heisman!
TJ Heisman spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

Event: CEC 525
Date: Jul 05, 2017

#R1#
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Dall - that will leave a mark!
Hardacre has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Valhalla MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Dall throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dall shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Hardacre as he jumps to the side.
Hardacre swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Dall scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Hardacre with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hardacre throws a body shot but no joy.
Hardacre wants to slow Dall down by chopping away at his legs.
Dall misses with a hook. Hardacre ducked under it nicely.
Hardacre connects with a leg kick. Dall looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Hardacre moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Hardacre misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dall.
Hardacre avoids the body shot from Dall.
Dall takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#CUT#
It looks like Methyrr Dall has been cut.
Dall swings for the body but Hardacre moves out of range.
Hardacre misses with an attempted mid kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dall walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Hardacre checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Hardacre throws a quick counter kick to the body but Dall avoids it.
Hardacre bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dall's head backwards.#T1#
Dall swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hardacre.
Hardacre on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dall feints and then cracks Hardacre's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Hardacre down.
Hardacre throws an overhand right that lands on Dall's shoulder, as Dall tries to avoid the shot.
Hardacre lands a really nice looking cross but Dall seems unphased.
Hardacre throws a hook to the side of Dall's head but Dall sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dall on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Dall throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dall moves out of range of the strikes.
Dall tries a head kick but it misses.
Hardacre takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hardacre takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A good leg kick by Hardacre.
Dall walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Hardacre checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
And Hardacre counters with a quick kick to the body but Dall blocks it.#TD2#
Hardacre tries to sprawl but Dall drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dall wants to free his trapped foot but Hardacre is holding on for dear life with his legs. #T2##SUB2#
Dall is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Hardacre is just riding it out for now. Dall eventually gives up the hold. #SUB2#
Dall is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Hardacre defends it well.
Hardacre tries to kick Dall off but Dall keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Dall trying to mount his opponent but Hardacre defends it. #T3##SUB2#
Dall seems to be looking for submissions. #ES#
Hardacre manages to escape and get back to his feet!
A thudding body kick lands there by Dall!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hardacre.
Hardacre waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dall.
Dall misses with a leg kick
and Hardacre counters with a low kick, right behind Dall 's knee.
Hardacre misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hardacre swings widly with a right hand
enabling Dall to counter with a crisp jab.
Dall throws a nice looking combination but Hardacre bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hardacre looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Hardacre's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dall connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Hardacre scrambles back to his feet.
Dall buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hardacre's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dall under the eye.#T4#
Hardacre just misses with a punch to the body.
Hardacre chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dall can pounce on him. #TD2#
Dall feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Hardacre looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Hardacre might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB2#
Hardacre wants to reverse the position here. Dall has hold of a leg though and he's dropped back looking for a kneebar! The fighters roll across the mat but Hardacre is forced to tap! Hardacre looks devastated but at least his leg points in the right direction.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Methyrr Dall!
Methyrr Dall seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: CEC 518
Date: May 28, 2017

#R1##TD2#
Milne shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Dall manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Milne must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Milne wants to control from the top but Dall keeps moving.
Milne working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Dall bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Milne's guard. #REVR##SUB#
Dall drops back looking for a leg! Milne is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Milne manages to kick Dall off! Dall jumps back into Milne's guard.
Milne working a defensive guard but Dall passes into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dall works his foot free and advances to mount.
Milne is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. #T1##SUB#
Dall jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Milne manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Milne is working to avoid the ground and pound but Dall connects with a decent elbow. #SUB#
Dall tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Dall has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Milne manages to get back to half guard.#T2#
Milne is looking to improve his position. #SUB#
Dall is looking for a kimura here.
Milne wants to improve his position but Dall is controlling well. #SUB2#
Milne is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dall pulls his head out easily.
Milne pushes Dall off looking to stand but Dall dives back in and keeps control. #T3##SUB#
Dall seems to be working for a kimura but Milne defends the submission attempt.
Milne controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Dall is looking to take a break and control but Milne is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Milne trying to control here. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Dall scores with a leg kick.
Milne moves out of range of the body kick.
Milne tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #TD2#
Milne shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Milne is looking to take a break and control but Dall is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Milne perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Methyrr Dall will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2##CL2#
Milne closes the distance and clinches.
Dall manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment. #TD2#
Milne has hold of one of Dall's legs. Dall is fighting the takedown attempt but Milne gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Dall seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Milne is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Dall looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it. #SUB#
Dall is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Milne defends well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Milne trying to control but Dall is working from the bottom. #T1#
Milne with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Milne looking to sit in guard and control but Dall gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Dall postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Milne looking to hit a scissor sweep but Dall is one step ahead there. #SUB#
Dall drops back, looking for a kneebar! Milne looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Milne looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Milne! #REVB#
Dall tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Milne wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #T2#
Dall can't do much from the bottom here. #SU2#
Milne has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand. #CL2#
Milne darts in and clinches Dall up against the cage.
Dall has had enough of the clinch but Milne keeps him there for the moment.
Milne presses Dall against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.#BC2#
Milne breaks the clinch.
Milne listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.#CUT2#
It looks like Methyrr Dall has been cut.
Milne wants to land a leg kick but Dall is out of range.
Dall moves into range and lands a nice body kick. #T3#
Milne tries to clinch there but Dall circles away.
Dall tried to score with a low kick but Milne checks it.#TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Dall enables Milne to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Dall manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.#SUB#
Dall is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Milne is aware though and is defending well.
Milne has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Milne wants to control from the top but Dall keeps moving.
Milne engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Milne wants to stand but Dall has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Milne controls from within his opponent's guard. #T4##SUB#
Dall has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Milne can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Dall keeping moving, preventing Milne from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Dall is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Milne advances to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harry Milne showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Methyrr Dall's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3##CL#
Dall rushes Milne and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dall misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dall can't find room to land a body shot as Milne controls the action.
Dall lands a right hand that snaps the head of Milne backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dall.
Dall misses with a hook from the clinch. #BC2#
Milne pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dall misses with a head kick.
And Milne tries to counter it with a takedown but Dall pushes his down on his head and steps out.#TD2#
Milne closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Milne lands in his opponent's guard.
Dall will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Milne stays in close to Dall's body and controls the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SU2#
Milne stands up from Dall's guard - Milne perhaps looking for a knockout.
Harry Milne is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#T1#
Dall misses with a body kick.
Dall circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dall thows a body kick. Milne tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Dall showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Milne.
Methyrr Dall seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Milne scores with a spinning back kick!
Milne staying out of range there.
Dall misses with a low kick. #TD2#
Milne shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Dall is trying to defend but Milne finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Milne is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Dall! #T2#
Milne is landing with some decent strikes but Dall is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Dall tries to reverse the position but Milne maintains control.
Harry Milne has got the better of the ground game so far.
Milne is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Dall can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dall tries to hold on but Milne postures up.
Dall is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Milne is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Milne prevents Dall from getting the reversal.
Milne lands with some strikes.
Dall bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Milne keeping moving, preventing Dall from controlling successfully. #T3#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dall accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dall pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Milne is keeping the position for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Dall drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Milne manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Dall has Milne in his guard.#REVB##SUB#
Dall looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SU2#
Milne gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Dall delivers a nice body kick.#TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Dall enables Milne to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Dall manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.#SUB#
Dall looking for a guillotine here but Milne defends easily.
Milne trying to control the position from guard on top but Dall is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Milne avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Harry Milne comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Milne has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Harry Milne!
A very excited looking Harry Milne made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: CEC 512
Date: Apr 21, 2017

#R1#
Dall swings widly with a right hand
and Hunt counters with a thumping low kick.
Hunt attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Hunt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dall sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hunt scores with the left hand. Dall knows he should have avoided that one. #CUT#
It looks like Methyrr Dall has been cut.
Dall throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Hunt misses with a series of wild punches.
Hunt walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hunt misses with a body punch #TD2#
and Dall counters with a single leg into guard. Hunt didn't expect that.
Hunt keeping full guard, as Dall tries to pass. #SUB2#
Dall postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Hunt is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Dall, into his guard. #REVR##T1#
Hunt trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Hunt sitting in guard here, content to control. #SUB2#
Dall is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Dall looking for a sweep. Not yet Dall, not yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dall can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Hunt controls the pace.#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Dall wants to sweep here but Hunt controlling him for the moment. #SUB2#
Dall escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hunt gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Hunt controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Dall lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Dall looking to pass the guard. #T3#
Dall sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Hunt's guard. #SUB2#
Dall is trying to work for a kimura but Hunt is defending well. #SUB2#
Dall trying to work for an americana but Hunt has managed to regain full guard.
Hunt is looking to stand up but Dall isn't so interested in that idea. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Dall looking to pass the guard.
Hunt trying to control the position.
Hunt might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Hunt bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Dall's guard. #REVR##SUB2#
Dall isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Hunt stacks Dall on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Hunt!
A lull in the action here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Matt Hunt will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Methyrr Dall's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Dall throws a jab but it's blocked by Hunt.
Hunt tried to score with a low kick but Dall checks it.
Hunt bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Hunt displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dall throws out the jab.
It looked like Hunt wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Dall takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dall appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dall.
Dall thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dall on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hunt. Hunt obviously looking to wear him down.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hunt drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#CUT2#
It looks like Matt Hunt has been cut.
Dall tries to work over Hunt's front leg with a kick but Hunt checks it.
Dall looks to throw a body kick
and Hunt counters with a stiff right hand.
Dall looks to land a right hand but Hunt moved out of range.#T1#
Hunt scores with a jab.
Hunt lands with a nice body punch.
A jab from Dall misses.
Hunt throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
An inside leg kick from Dall misses. #KD#
Hunt catches Dall napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Dall to the canvas!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dall is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB##SUB2#
Dall looking for a submission but Hunt manages to get full guard, putting an end to that submission attempt.
Dall trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T2#
Dall trying to move into half guard but instead Hunt has managed to sweep!#REVR#
Hunt not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Dall wants to sweep here but Hunt controlling him for the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Dall looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB2#
Dall has his foot on Hunt's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Hunt works his way back into a safe position though.
Hunt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dall can do to turn this around?#T3#
Hunt seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #SUB2#
Dall is looking for a triangle here but Hunt uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Hunt has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Hunt prevents Dall from getting the reversal.
Hunt controlling from the full mount. #T4#
Dall is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Hunt controlling from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Matt Hunt dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Dall misses with an uppercut. Hunt saw that one coming.
It appears Hunt was looking to counter with a kick there.
Dall lands with a shot to the body.
Dall wants to land a leg kick but Hunt is out of range.
Hunt throws a shot from downtown. Dall moves away and avoids it.
Dall moves out of range of the strikes.
Hunt lands a really nice looking cross but Dall seems unphased.
Hunt lands with a hook. Dall tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. #CUT#
That has opened up Methyrr Dall's cut even more.
Methyrr Dall seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dall turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hunt scores with a jab to the head.
Dall on the wrong end of a nice jab.#ROC#
Dall is rocked!
An inside leg kick lands from Hunt.
Dall is still on wobbly legs! Can Hunt finish him?
Hunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dall.
Dall thows a leg kick but Hunt checks it
and Hunt counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Matt Hunt!
Matt Hunt decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: CEC 507
Date: Mar 24, 2017

#R1#
A head kick by Hume misses
and Dall counters with a stiff right hand.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Dall has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Dall misses with a telegraphed body shot #KD#
and Hume counters with a nice right hand that sends Dall toppling to the canvas! Dall scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Hume finish him?!#CUT#
It looks like Methyrr Dall has been cut.
Sawyer Hume seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hume loads up on a big right hand but Dall slips the punch.
Dall feints a counter leg kick.
Hume misses with a double jab.
A jab from Dall misses.
Hume tries to counter by clinching up but Dall breaks away and moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hume drops his hands momentarily and Dall takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Sawyer Hume has been cut.
Hume throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dall scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hume doesn't seem bothered though.
Dall scores with a sloppy right hand. Hume should have avoided that one.
Hume throws a wild body kick that Dall sees coming a mile off.
Hume feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dall's calf.
Dall fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hume has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dall connects with a right hand. Hume shakes it off.
Hume misses with a hook. Dall ducked under it nicely.
Dall fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hume manages to avoid it.#T1#
Hume pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A little jabbing left from Dall on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hume throws a push kick but Dall slaps the foot to one side.
Dall replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Hume blocks it well.
Hume looks to throw the jab but Dall is out of range.
Dall is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Sawyer Hume is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#CL#
Hume closes the distance and clinches.
Hume misses with a body punch.
Hume working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hume lands a hook that snaps the head of Dall backwards. #BC2#
Dall's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A slow jab from Dall misses its intended target.
Dall stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dall is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Hume tries to work over Dall's front leg with a kick but Dall checks it. #KD#
Hume drops Dall with a beautiful combination! Dall stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Hume is looking for the KO!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A combination from Hume does no damage.
Dall misses with a body shot.
Dall scores with a body shot. #T2##CL#
Hume rushes Dall and presses him up against the cage.
Dall has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Good body shot from Hume.
Dall is looking to break free of the clinch but Hume has double underhooks. #BC2#
Dall breaks the clinch.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Dall.#CL#
Hume closes the distance and pushes Dall back into the cage.
Dall struggles to land a body shot inside as Hume controls his hands.
Dall working hard to break the clinch.
Hume prevents Dall from breaking the clinch.
Hume tries to work over Dall's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dall swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Dall will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Hume up against the cage.
Hume digs a right hand into Dall's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dall's gas tank. #T3#
Hume struggles to land a body shot inside as Dall controls his hands.
Dall is trying to push Hume away but Hume has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Dall swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dall wants to break free but Hume has control.
Dall jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Hume walks away with a smile on his face. Dall gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Hume tries to land a front kick but Dall steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hume throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hume defending well as Dall loads up on a big left hand.
Dall looks to score with a jab to the body but Hume is just out of range.
Dall lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#CL#
Hume darts in and clinches Dall up against the cage.
Dall trying to stall but Hume improves his position.
A body shot lands from Dall.
Hume lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dall backwards.
Hume misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dall is trying to break the clinch but Hume is controlling him.
Hume lands a body shot. #T4#
Hume goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hume misses with a punch to the body.
Hume scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dall jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Hume walks away with a smile on his face. Dall gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Hume lands a slapping body shot.
Dall looks winded!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hume throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hume ducks under a wild hook from Dall.
Good standup being displayed there by Dall as he connects with a hook.
A solid body kick from Hume. #CL#
Hume moves into the clinch.
Hume lands a body punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Knees to the body from Hume.
Hume taking a breather.
Hume lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sawyer Hume dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Hume. Dall does a little dance to reset his feet.
A swing and a miss from Dall.
Hume quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Dall bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Hume throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dall with the counter takedown but Hume avoids it easily.
Dall slips a jab and a cross from Hume.
Dall with the counter takedown but Hume avoids it easily.
Dall throws a looping overhand right but Hume ducks down to avoid it.
Hume throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Dall crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Sawyer Hume!

Event: RBFC 85:Obuhov vs Declan
Date: Feb 18, 2017

#R1#
Zorrander will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Zorrander moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.#CUT#
It looks like Methyrr Dall has been cut.
Dall gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Zorrander uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dall.
Zorrander ducks under a wild hook from Dall.
Zorrander ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dall moves away.
And Dall tries to counter it with a takedown but Zorrander pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Dall misses with a straight left.
Dall cracks Zorrander with an open hand slap.
Dall tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zorrander was well out of range. Poor timing from Dall.
A little feinted left hand from Zorrander on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dall throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Donk. Zorrander catches Dall right on the button with a cross.
Dall throws out a leg kick but Zorrander moves out of range and Dall only half commits.
Zorrander swings widly with a right hand
and Dall counters with an outside leg kick. #T1#
Dall lands a nice shot that snaps Zorrander's head back.
That kick from Dall tenderised Zorrander's leg. Zorrander is trying to keep his angry face on.
Zorrander misses with a jab, cross combination.
Zorrander backing away here, and Dall unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Zorrander seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Zorrander tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dall is able to avoid easily.
Zorrander works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dall lands a nice shot that snaps Zorrander's head back.
Dall staying out of range there.
Zorrander throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dall.
Zorrander throws a body shot but no joy.
Dall is looking to land body kicks.
Zorrander looks to land a right hand but Dall moved out of range.
Dall slips a straight right by Zorrander.#T2#
Zorrander misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dall.
Dall is trying to counter with his kicks.
Zorrander throws a nice outside leg kick.
Zeus Zorrander seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dall defending well as Zorrander loads up on a big left hand.
Zorrander swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dall feints the counter takedown.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zorrander slips under a jab from Dall.
Dall moves out of range as Zorrander strikes.
Zorrander throws an overhand right that lands on Dall's shoulder, as Dall tries to avoid the shot.
Dall scores with a punch to the head.
Dall is looking to land body kicks.
Zorrander tries to score with a low kick but Dall moves his leg out of the way.
Dall checks a leg kick.
Zorrander motions for Dall to come forward. Zorrander throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dall feints the counter takedown.
A decent looking cross lands there for Zorrander.#T3#
Zorrander avoids the head kick by Dall.
Dall scores with a shot to the body.
Dall bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Zorrander connects with a right hand. Dall shakes it off.#CUT#
That has opened up Methyrr Dall's cut even more.
Dall is looking to chop away at Zorrander's legs.
Dall misses with an uppercut. Zorrander saw that one coming.
A big right from Dall misses.
Dall thuds his right hand into Zorrander's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.#KD2#
Dall feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Zorrander sprawling to the canvas! Zorrander rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Dall finish him?! #ROC2#
Zorrander is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dall drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Zorrander's head, knocking him out cold! Dall is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Methyrr Dall!
Methyrr Dall thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: HFC 81:Grabonzo vs Snodgrass
Date: Jan 21, 2017

#R1#
Dall blocks a jab.
Dall tries to move into range but Vatanen moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dall misses with a low kick.
Vatanen has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Dall is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Vatanen throws a jab when Dall was well out of range.
Vatanen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dall.
Dall moves out of range of the strikes.
Dall slips a jab from Vatanen.
Vatanen throws a nice looking combination but Dall bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dall throwing a counter right hand but Vatanen manages to avoid it.
Vatanen misses with a lunging right hand
and Dall makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Dall bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dall catches Vatanen with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!#CUT#
It looks like Sami Vatanen has been cut.
Vatanen throws a right and a left that Dall avoids nicely.
The crowd cheers as Dall lands an impressive looking overhand right. Vatanen doesn't seem phased though.
Vatanen loads up on a big right hand but Dall slips the punch.
A little feinted left hand from Dall on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dall takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dall throws a right and a left that Vatanen avoids nicely.
Dall avoids the body shot from Vatanen.
Dall lunges at Vatanen with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Vatanen's hand.
Sami Vatanen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Dall slips under a jab from Vatanen.
Vatanen misses with a lunging right hand
and Dall counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dall scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Vatanen throws a body shot but no joy.
Vatanen throws a lazy uppercut
and Dall counters with a body kick that stops Vatanen in his tracks momentarily.
Dall looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Jab from Vatanen.
Vatanen swings widly with a right hand
letting Dall counter with a right hand.
Vatanen might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Dall connects with a jab.
A punch lands to the side of Vatanen 's head but he takes it in his stride.#CUT#
That has opened up Sami Vatanen's cut even more.
Vatanen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dall fires out a quick counter leg kick but Vatanen just manages to avoid it.
Vatanen misses the jab.
Dall swings for the body but Vatanen moves out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vatanen connects with a single shot there.
Dall dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dall throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Vatanen looks winded!
Dall will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away. #T2#
Dall throws a body punch but Vatanen moves out of range.
Dall throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #TD#
Vatanen gets caught napping as Dall dives in and scores a takedown. Vatanen manages to retain guard.#SUB#
Dall drops back looking for a leg! Vatanen is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Vatanen manages to kick Dall off! Dall jumps back into Vatanen's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dall postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. #SUB#
Dall is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Dall passes Vatanen's right leg, so he's now in half guard. #T3##SUB#
Dall is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Vatanen sees it coming and defends easily.
Vatanen looks like he's trying to stand up.
Dall takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Dall is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Vatanen!
Vatanen tries to buck Dall off but Dall takes his back!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Vatanen showing good submission defense here. #T4#
Vatanen trying to get back to his feet but Dall is in full control for now. #SUB#
Dall is working for a rear naked choke. Vatanen is not defending it well and Dall has tightened it up quickly! This could be all over! Vatanen refuses to tap and goes to sleep, forcing the referee to intervene. A little trickle of blood came out of Vatanen's nose as his head slumped to the floor. That is naaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Methyrr Dall!
During a confident post fight interview, Methyrr Dall thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: HFC 76:Johansson vs Dall
Date: Dec 25, 2016

#R1#
Johansson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Johansson throws a leg kick that is checked#TD2#
and Dall counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Johansson keeping full guard, as Dall tries to pass.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Johansson trying to keep a closed guard but Dall is proving a slippery customer.
Dall postures up in Johansson's guard and throws a big left but Johansson blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Johansson can't keep his opponent in guard - Dall advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Johansson desperately trying to maintain half guard. #T1#
Johansson wants to control but Dall is keeping busy. #SUB2#
Dall is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Johansson is just riding it out for now. Dall eventually gives up the hold.
Dall is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Johansson reverses the position - he's now on top in Dall's guard. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Johansson is pushing down on Dall's leg trying to pass to half guard. Dall is fighting to maintain full guard but Johansson has managed to sneak the leg through.#SUB2#
Dall actively working from the bottom here.
Dall gets back to full guard. #SUB2#
Dall is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Johansson is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#T3#
Dall keeping full guard, as Johansson tries to pass.
Dall wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Johansson trying to move into half guard but instead Dall has managed to sweep!#REVB#
Dall is looking to work some ground and pound but Johansson has wrist control.
Johansson working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Dall.
Dall passes Johansson's left leg - he's now in half guard. #T4#
Dall missing with the ground and pound from half guard. #SUB2#
Dall seems to be working for a kimura but Johansson defends the submission attempt.
Dall is pressing down on Johansson's thigh, looking to free his foot. Johansson is holding on for now. #SUB2#
Dall is looking for a kimura here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Johansson is trying to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Methyrr Dall dominated that round.
That's time! Johansson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Dall defending well as Johansson loads up on a big left hand.
Dall lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Johansson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dall.
Dall connects with a jab.
Donk. Dall catches Johansson right on the button with a cross.
Johansson scores with the left hand. Dall knows he should have avoided that one. #CUT#
It looks like Methyrr Dall has been cut.
Johansson drops his hands momentarily and Dall takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Johansson misses with a looping left.
Sloppy strikes from Johansson. Those never looked like landing.
Johansson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dall has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dall misses with a hook
and Johansson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Methyrr Dall seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dall fails with the takedown
enabling Johansson to counter with a crisp jab.
Dall lands a jab to the head. #T1#
A low kick from Dall misses
and Johansson counters with a crisp right that sends Dall to the canvas! Johansson follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kristian Johansson!
Kristian Johansson retains his super heavyweight title!
Our winner, Kristian Johansson, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

Event: HFC 69:Johansson vs Orban
Date: Nov 19, 2016

#R1#
Dall avoids the body shot from Holley.
Dall uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Holley.
Holley keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab. #CUT#
It looks like Methyrr Dall has been cut.
Dall gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Billy Bob Holley seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dall shoots in but no luck this time.
Dall throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dall misses with a looping left.
Dall throws the kick towards the body but Holley avoids it.
Dall goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dall avoids a kick to the body.
Dall takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dall connects with the punch.
Dall connects with a solid leg kick.
Holley throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dall takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Holley seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dall staying out of range there.
Nice sprawl there from Holley as Dall shoots in.#T1#
Holley getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dall looks to land a body kick but Holley moved away.
Dall avoids a kick to the body.
Holley misses with a body kick.
Holley doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Holley misses with an attempted mid kick.
The crowd cheers as Holley lands an impressive looking overhand right. Dall doesn't seem phased though.
Holley throws a nice outside leg kick.
Holley throws a nice looking combination but Dall bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Holley lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dall at a distance.
Dall misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Holley.
Dall throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Dall avoids the head kick by Holley.
Holley throws a push kick but Dall slaps the foot to one side.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dall tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Holley was well out of range. Poor timing from Dall.
Dall looks to score with a jab to the body but Holley is just out of range.#T2#
Holley pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
And Dall tries to counter it with a takedown but Holley pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Dall dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Holley. That did some damage!
Dall scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dall misses the shot to the body.
Holley connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dall. Dall circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Holley moves in looking to clinch but Dall pushes him off.#TD#
Holley looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Dall!
Dall defending against the ground and pound.
Holley is putting a hurting on Dall here, landing some big shots from side control.
Dall is looking to reverse the position.
Dall wants to control but Holley postures up.
Dall felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Holley throwing strikes but Dall manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control! #SUB2#
Dall swings around for an armbar but Holley sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Dall's guard.#T3#
Dall looking to hit a scissor sweep but Holley is one step ahead there. #SUB2#
Holley avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Holley chips away with some ground and pound.
Dall manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Holley manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Holley looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Holley trying to strike off his back.
Dall passes into half guard.
Dall uses his free foot to push down on Holley's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Holley. #T4#
Dall looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Holley tries to control the position but Dall now has his back.
Dall controlling well, preventing Holley from escaping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Holley showing good submission defense here.
Holley trying to control the hands but Dall breaks the grip.
Dall thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
Holley trying to control the hands but Dall won't let him.
Dall tries to keep control of the position but Holley is staying busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Billy Bob Holley will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Methyrr Dall's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Dall connects with an inside leg kick.
Holley walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Dall checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Holley takes a swing at Dall's ribcage but misses.
Dall bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Holley's head.
Holley throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dall feints the counter takedown.
Dall fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Holley punishes Dall's body with a nice straight punch.
Donk. Holley catches Dall right on the button with a cross.
Holley scores with a nice strike.
Holley throws a leg kick that is checked#TD2#
and Dall counters with a takedown into side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dall tries to move into full mount but can't pass Holley's legs. #SUB2#
Dall goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Holley rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Dall's guard! Nice work there by Holley!
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Holley's corner. There ya go! There ya go! #T1##SUB2#
Dall working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Holley doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Holley manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB2#
Dall is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Holley frees his head nicely. Oh but Dall has switched to an armbar! Holley is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Methyrr Dall!
Methyrr Dall seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 11, 2016

#R1#
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dall paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jones wants to clinch
and Dall counters with a leg kick.
Dall stuns Jones with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dall digs a good body shot into Jones's ribs.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dall.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch but Dall swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dall throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Jones is breathing heavily.
Dall circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Jones drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Dall follows Jones to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Methyrr Dall!
Methyrr Dall decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 28, 2016

#R1#
Dall shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Long as he jumps to the side.
Dall keeps the fight on the outside.
Dall misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Long.
Long shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dall as he jumps to the side.
Dall lands with a kick to the temple. Long shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Long tries to work over Dall's front leg with a kick but Dall checks it.
Long blocks the body kick.
Long shoots in and drives through. Dall sprawls well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Long misses with the combination.
A little feinted left hand from Dall on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Long uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dall.
Long walks into a straight right hand from Dall.
Long misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Dall tried to counter with a leg kick but Long avoided it.
Methyrr Dall has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Long.#T1#
Long throws a sloppy head kick
and Dall counters with a series of strikes. Long will be more careful next time no doubt. #TD2#
Long looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Dall!
Dall tries to bench press Long off him but Long keeps the position.
Long tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it. #SUB2#
Long working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Dall is trying to control Long's posture but Long avoids it.
Long trying to control the position but Dall is working away. #T2##SU2#
Long decides to stand back up.
Dall scores with a hook.
Dall fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A jab from Dall finds it's way through Long's defenses.
Long swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dall drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Long shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.#CL2#
Long has closed the distance and engaged Dall in a clinch.
Long is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Dall to keep the fight standing.#BC#
Dall's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dall blocks a head kick by Long.
Long tries a low kick but Dall avoids it.
Dall attempts a counter takedown but Long avoids it well and moves away.
Long tried to score with a low kick but Dall checks it.
Dall half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.#T3#
Dall throws a push kick but Long slaps the foot to one side.
And Long tries to counter it with a takedown but Dall pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Dall misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Long is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Dall throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Long misses with a head kick.
Dall connects with a right hand. Long shakes it off.
Long looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Dall scores with a jab to the body.
Dall lands a jab to Long's midsection.
Long takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Long swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dall throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Long looks winded!
Dall throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dall. Long does a little dance to reset his feet.
Long tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Long throws a leg kick
and Dall counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Long thinking.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dall misses with a body shot. #T4#
Dall feints a jab promting Long to slip. Dall then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Long slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
The fighters circle, before Dall throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Long's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Dall lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Methyrr Dall!
Methyrr Dall thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: G #36 - End of an Era
Date: Aug 27, 2016

#R1#
Good shot there by Dall.
Koch avoids the head kick by Dall. #KD2#
Dall cracks Koch with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Dall has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Koch to stand back up!#ROC2#
Koch is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Erling Koch has been cut.
Koch gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Dall gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Methyrr Dall!
A relieved looking Methyrr Dall thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: ITFL 6.2
Date: Jul 13, 2016

#R1#
Dall steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Atunes.
Atunes is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Dall throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dall takes one on the chin but seems OK. #CUT2#
It looks like Methyrr Dall has been cut.
Atunes lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dall looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Atunes dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dall. That did some damage!#CL2#
Atunes gets a clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Atunes creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Atunes misses with some punches.
Atunes prevents a body shot from Dall.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Atunes creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Atunes lands a right hand.
Atunes lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#BC#
Dall breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
An inside leg kick from Atunes misses.
Atunes slips a jab from Dall.
Atunes connects with a leg kick. Dall looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. #CL2#
Atunes rushes Dall and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#T1#
Atunes blocking some punches.
Dall struggles to land a body shot inside as Atunes controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dall. #BC2#
Atunes pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dall pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dall throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dall throws a hook but Atunes avoids it easily.
Estafan Atunes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dall lands with an uppercut that bounces Atunes off the cage and back into range.#CUT#
It looks like Estafan Atunes has been cut.
Atunes cracks the inside of Dall's front leg.
Atunes scores with a shot to the body.
Atunes swinging wildly here. #CL2#
Atunes has managed to clinch.
Dall misses with a hook to the ribs.
Atunes misses with a short punch on the inside. #T2##BC#
Dall breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Atunes's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dall under the eye.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slapping leg kick lands for Atunes.
Dall shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Dall stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Atunes.
Atunes swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Atunes throws a leg kick which misses Dall's front leg but catches the back leg as Dall tries to avoid it.
Atunes misses with a looping right.
Atunes slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Atunes drops Dall with a naaaaasty hook - Dall is in real trouble here! Atunes dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Estafan Atunes!
Estafan Atunes opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.

Event: G #23 KOIZUMI vs GASASPO
Date: Jun 11, 2016

#R1#
Dall is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Goyle.
Dall misses with a hook.
Goyle has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Dall is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Dall tries to work over Goyle's front leg with a kick but Goyle checks it.
Goyle looks to land a combination. Dall sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Goyle takes a head kick and shrugs it off. #CUT#
It looks like Gar Goyle has been cut.
A combination from Goyle does no damage.
Goyle displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination. #CUT2#
It looks like Methyrr Dall has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sloppy strikes from Goyle. Those never looked like landing.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Goyle!
Goyle misses with a few strikes there.
Dall misses with a hook. Goyle ducked under it nicely.
Goyle looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Goyle lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Goyle checks a low kick from Dall.
Goyle throws a right hand that Dall ducks under and follows up with a left that Dall also avoids with ease.
Goyle lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Dall showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Goyle.
A nice combination there by Goyle. #T1#
Goyle connects with a body shot.
Goyle throws out a loose jab but Dall uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dall tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Goyle is able to avoid easily.
Dall takes a swing at Goyle's ribcage but misses.
Goyle throws a right and a left that Dall avoids nicely.
Goyle misses with a two punch combination.
Dall fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Goyle throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped #TD#
and Dall counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Goyle wants to get back to his feet but Dall is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dall trying to control the position from guard on top but Goyle is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dall stops Goyle from standing up.
Dall pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Goyle is keeping the position for now. #T2#
Goyle is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Dall is controlling him. #SUB#
Dall drops back looking for a leg! Goyle is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Goyle manages to kick Dall off! Dall jumps back into Goyle's guard.
Dall wants to pass the guard but Goyle is keeping the position.
Goyle is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Dall dives into side control.
Dall tries to advance to mount but Goyle denies him.
Goyle wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB#
Dall is trying to get an arm triangle but Goyle is defending well.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Goyle wants to get back to his feet but Dall is dominant here and he's now got Goyle's back!#T3##SUB#
Dall has his opponent's back and is working for the choke. #SUB#
Goyle defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Goyle is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet. #SUB#
Dall is working for a rear naked choke. Goyle is not defending it well and Dall has tightened it up quickly! This could be all over! Goyle refuses to tap and goes to sleep, forcing the referee to intervene. A little trickle of blood came out of Goyle's nose as his head slumped to the floor. That is naaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Methyrr Dall!
A victorious Methyrr Dall thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: TWGC 10 (265lbs, D2): Amsterdam Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Mar 11, 2016

Coming up we have a heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Methyrr Dall and Galen Dall. Methyrr Dall's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Outlaws. Galen Dall has chosen War as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

213 cm
21 yrs
288 lbs

180 cm
21 yrs
193 lbs

Methyrr Dall

Galen Dall

This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 5 wins and 2 losses; Methyrr Dall! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 3 losses; Galen Dall!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Albert Achterberg and Paul Aken.

The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.

Galen Dall tries to sprawl but Methyrr Dall drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Methyrr Dall (2) vs (0) Galen Dall
Galen Dall wants to get back to full guard.
Methyrr Dall slows the pace down in half guard.
Galen Dall is looking to improve his position.
Methyrr Dall works his way into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Methyrr Dall (5) vs (0) Galen Dall
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Galen Dall manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Galen Dall wants to get back to full guard.
Methyrr Dall trying to mount his opponent but Galen Dall defends it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Methyrr Dall prevents Galen Dall from improving his position.
Methyrr Dall looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Galen Dall tries to get to full guard but Methyrr Dall has control of the leg.
Galen Dall has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
Galen Dall works his way to full guard. Good work.

Galen Dall working for a triangle but Methyrr Dall defends it easily.

Galen Dall is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Methyrr Dall drops back, looking for a kneebar! Galen Dall looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Galen Dall looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Galen Dall!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Methyrr Dall (5) vs (4) Galen Dall
Methyrr Dall is trying to get back to half guard.

Galen Dall tries for a kimura but Methyrr Dall is defending well.

Galen Dall looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Methyrr Dall tries to improve position but can't.
Galen Dall tries to advance to mount but Methyrr Dall denies him.
You can see the frustration on Methyrr Dall's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Galen Dall laying and praying for a moment but Methyrr Dall takes advantage and regains half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Galen Dall is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Methyrr Dall looking for submissions off his back.
Galen Dall is trying to control. Methyrr Dall wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Methyrr Dall is trying to get back to full guard.

Galen Dall is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Methyrr Dall sees it coming and defends easily.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Galen Dall is looking to advance position but Methyrr Dall won't allow it.
Galen Dall passes to side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Methyrr Dall (5) vs (7) Galen Dall
Methyrr Dall stops Galen Dall from passing to mount.
Methyrr Dall is trying to get back to half guard.
Galen Dall trying to control the action but Methyrr Dall is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Methyrr Dall's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Methyrr Dall manages to get back to half guard.
Galen Dall is looking to take a break and control but Methyrr Dall is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Methyrr Dall is looking for a sweep. Galen Dall is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Galen Dall is pressing down on Methyrr Dall's thigh, looking to free his foot. Methyrr Dall is holding on for now.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Methyrr Dall is looking to improve his position.
Methyrr Dall is staying active underneath Galen Dall, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Galen Dall frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Score +3 for passing guard: Methyrr Dall (5) vs (10) Galen Dall
Methyrr Dall stops Galen Dall from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Methyrr Dall is working to get back to half guard.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Methyrr Dall wants to control but Galen Dall is having none of it.
Galen Dall pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
Methyrr Dall regains half guard.

Galen Dall is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Methyrr Dall sees it coming and defends easily.
Methyrr Dall works his way to full guard. Good work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Methyrr Dall wants to sweep here but Galen Dall controlling him for the moment.
Methyrr Dall can't keep his opponent in guard - Galen Dall advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Galen Dall trying to mount his opponent but Methyrr Dall defends it.

Methyrr Dall is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Galen Dall pulls his head out easily.
Methyrr Dall is trying to get back to full guard.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Methyrr Dall is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Sweat, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Methyrr Dall trying to control but Galen Dall postures up.
Galen Dall prevents Methyrr Dall from improving his position.
Methyrr Dall preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.

Methyrr Dall looking for submissions off his back.

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Galen Dall trying to pass the guard but Methyrr Dall defending well.

Methyrr Dall is defending against the submission attempts here by Galen Dall.
Methyrr Dall tries to get to full guard but Galen Dall has control of the leg.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Methyrr Dall gets full guard.
Galen Dall trying to control the position from guard on top but Methyrr Dall is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Galen Dall avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Methyrr Dall manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Galen Dall manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Methyrr Dall (7) vs (10) Galen Dall
Methyrr Dall looking to sit in guard and control but Galen Dall gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Methyrr Dall (7) vs (12) Galen Dall

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Galen Dall looking to pass the guard.
Methyrr Dall looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Galen Dall postures up.
Galen Dall wants to control from the top but Methyrr Dall keeps moving.
Methyrr Dall working a defensive guard here.
Galen Dall won't allow Methyrr Dall to sweep him here.

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Galen Dall trying to control but Methyrr Dall is working from the bottom.

Methyrr Dall is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Galen Dall is aware though and is defending well.
Galen Dall pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Methyrr Dall is keeping the position for now.

Methyrr Dall has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Galen Dall can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Galen Dall postures up.

And that's the end of the fight!
Galen Dall wins on points by 12 to 7.
A victorious Galen Dall thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

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