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Event: HFC Challengers 93     
Date:   May 28, 2017
#R1#
Jenkins motions for Kissell to come forward. Jenkins throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jenkins tries a head kick but it misses.
Kissell lands with a straight right. Jenkins didn't see that one coming.
A head kick misses from Jenkins.
Kissell tries to clinch but Jenkins is having none of it.
Jenkins throws a big counter combination but Kissell scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Kissell shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Jenkins defends it nicely.
Some wild striking there from Kissell.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Kissell is defended easily by Jenkins.
Kissell tries to clinch up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kissell checks a low kick from Jenkins.
Kissell scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jenkins doesn't seem bothered though.
Jenkins works over Kissell's head and body with a nice combination.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses.
Kissell scores with a spinning back kick!
A head kick misses from Jenkins. #T1#
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jenkins, right into the meat.
Jenkins takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Jenkins connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jenkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kissell drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Jenkins defends it well.
Kissell tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jenkins swats him away and circles back towards the center. #CL2#
Kissell darts in and clinches Jenkins up against the cage.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but Kissell has the dominant position.
Jenkins misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jenkins misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kissell struggles to land a body shot inside as Jenkins controls his hands.
Kissell tries to throw a body punch but Jenkins avoids it by throwing Kissell back against the cage.
Kissell misses with a punch to the body.
Kissell lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kissell has Jenkins pushed against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Kissell scores with a nice short uppercut.#T2#
Kissell lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kissell misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jenkins is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kissell is defending well for now.
Kissell blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jenkins is looking to break free of the clinch but Kissell has double underhooks.
Jenkins is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.#TD2#
Kissell wants the takedown. Jenkins is fighting it off but Kissell persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Jenkins's guard against the cage.
Jenkins is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Kissell trying to control the position from guard on top but Jenkins is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kissell seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Jenkins working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Kissell. #T3#
Kissell content to stall in guard here.
Kissell has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Jenkins can't keep his opponent in guard - Kissell advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. #SUB2#
Kissell is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kissell frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Kissell wants to control the pace but Jenkins is squirming around nicely. #T4#
Kissell controlling his opponent.
Kissell punching from mount but Jenkins doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Jenkins really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kissell looking to control and managing it successfully.
Kissell is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Jenkins can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Kissell works his way to his opponent's back. #SUB2#
Kissell is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Jenkins defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined. #SUB2#
Kissell looking for the choke from the back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lyman Kissell dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Jenkins tries to work over Kissell's front leg with a kick but Kissell checks it.
Leeroy Jenkins is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kissell avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
Kissell lands a leg kick that knocks Jenkins off balance momentarily.
Jenkins throws out a leg kick but Kissell moves out of range and Jenkins only half commits.
Jenkins lands a two punch combo.
Jenkins tries to work over Kissell's front leg with a kick but Kissell checks it.
Nice defenses there by Jenkins.
Jenkins tries a head kick but it misses.
Crunch! Jenkins slams his shin into Kissell's torso.
Jenkins keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Jenkins lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Kissell throws a body shot but no joy.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses #TD2#
and Kissell counters with a nice double leg into side control. Jenkins won't be happy with that.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jenkins gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
The referee warns Jenkins that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head. #SUB2#
Kissell goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Jenkins turns into him and now he's in Kissell's guard. #T1#
Kissell wants to sweep but no luck. #SUB2#
Kissell looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Kissell looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jenkins is one step ahead there.
Kissell manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Jenkins manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Kissell looking to pass the guard.
Kissell trying to move into half guard but instead Jenkins has managed to sweep!#REVR##T2##SUB2#
Kissell looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Jenkins throwing strikes but missing.
Kissell is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Jenkins tries to roll over but Kissell keeps him under control.
Kissell wants to free his trapped foot but Jenkins is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Jenkins gets full guard.#T3#
Kissell wants to control from the top but Jenkins keeps moving.
Kissell controlling from the top position.
Kissell stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jenkins swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Kissell chips away with some ground and pound.
Kissell stands and throws Jenkins's legs to the side, diving into side control. #SUB2#
Kissell working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #T4##SUB2#
Kissell is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Jenkins is trying to escape and Kissell transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Jenkins is forced to tap! Nice work there by Kissell! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Lyman Kissell!
Lyman Kissell spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
Leeroy Jenkins spoke after the fight, saying 'Juast luck mate...'.

 

Event: HFC 312 Satan vs Wade II     
Date:   May 06, 2017
#R1#
Jenkins takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Volkov ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jenkins moves away.
Jenkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jenkins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #CL#
Volkov closes the distance and clinches.
Jenkins looking to throw knees to the head but Volkov is blocking nicely.
Jenkins swings wildly with an uppercut but Volkov uses good head movement to avoid it.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Volkov.#BC2#
Jenkins manages to break the clinch.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jenkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Volkov avoids a punch combination nicely.
Volkov misses with a head kick.
Jenkins misses with a wild combination.
Volkov lands a jab-cross combination. #T1#
Jenkins lands a head kick. Volkov smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Volkov swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Volkov throws a nice inside leg kick.
Jenkins scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Volkov checks the leg kick.
Jenkins pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Volkov changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jenkins ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jenkins thumps Volkov with a low kick.#TD#
Volkov gets a takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Volkov in particular looking to stall.#T2##SUB#
Volkov is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Volkov thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jenkins's head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
Volkov takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Volkov content to control rather than advance.
Volkov wants to pass to mount but Jenkins is defending the position.
Volkov not landing any meaningful shots this time. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SU#
Volkov decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
Jenkins lands a head kick. Volkov smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Jenkins lands a head kick!
Jenkins throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Volkov's head.
Jenkins fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Volkov checks it well.
An attempted straight right counter from Volkov misses the target.
Volkov throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Volkov throws out a loose jab but Jenkins uses good head movement to avoid it.
Leeroy Jenkins seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Volkov throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jenkins pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jenkins stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Volkov.
Volkov misses with a straight right.
Jenkins tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Volkov defends well and Jenkins ends up having to push Volkov into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Volkov ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jenkins moves away.
Jenkins takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick
and Volkov counters with an outside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Ruslan Mstislav Volkov will probably get the nod.
That's time! Volkov's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Jenkins tries a head kick but it misses.
Volkov throws a quick counter kick to the body but Jenkins avoids it.
Jenkins goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Jenkins throws a front kick aimed at Volkov's knee but Volkov avoids it well.
Leeroy Jenkins seems to be getting the better of the standup.#CL#
Volkov closes the distance and pushes Jenkins back into the cage.#TD#
Volkov has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Jenkins clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Volkov is riding his opponent, not letting Jenkins buck him off. #SUB#
Jenkins defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Volkov's arms.
Jenkins covering up well and avoiding damage.
Ruslan Mstislav Volkov overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T1#
Volkov is throwing strikes from the back here. Oh that last one was to the back of the head. Volkov gets a warning from the referee. He throws another strike to the back of the head straight away though and the referee has seen enough. He breaks up the two fighters and stands them back up. Volkov gets a real talking to here and is lucky not to get a point deducted. Volkov apologises and we restart here on the feet.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #CL#
Volkov moves into the clinch.
Volkov jumps guard but Jenkins turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Volkov lands with a right to the head.
Volkov has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Jenkins is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Jenkins has a couple of punches blocked by Volkov.
Volkov avoiding damage.
Volkov tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ruslan Mstislav Volkov. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Volkov avoiding damage as Jenkins throws knees to the body. #T2#
Jenkins tries to land knees in the clinch but Volkov avoids the damage to the body.
Volkov blocks an uppercut. #TD#
Volkov manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Volkov wants to sweep here but Jenkins controlling him for the moment.
Volkov manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Jenkins manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Volkov slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Volkov working some strikes from top position.#T3#
Jenkins avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Volkov controls from within his opponent's guard.
Jenkins utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Volkov is stalling in the full guard. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Volkov sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Jenkins's guard.
Volkov seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Volkov has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ruslan Mstislav Volkov dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Jenkins tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jenkins connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Volkov lands with a slapping head kick.
Jenkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jenkins is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#CL#
Volkov gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Volkov fails to pull guard.
Jenkins landing knees to the head. #BC#
Volkov breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jenkins throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
Jenkins misses with a wild combination.
Volkov tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Jenkins manages to circle out of the way.
Volkov misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Volkov checks a low kick from Jenkins.
Jenkins ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Volkov tries to clinch but Jenkins is having none of it. #T1#
Jenkins has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Volkov.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jenkins.
Volkov changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Jenkins tries a head kick but it misses.
Jenkins pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jenkins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jenkins shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Jenkins misses with a double jab.
Volkov fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jenkins.
Jenkins misses with a leg kick.
Jenkins throws a low kick, looking for Volkov's leg but Volkov calmly moves out of range.
Volkov scores with a nice head shot.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses.
An inside leg kick from Jenkins misses.
Volkov blocks a leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Volkov.
Jenkins tries a head kick but it misses. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#TD#
Volkov decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Volkov seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Volkov seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Jenkins for as long as he can get away with.
Volkov wants to free his trapped foot but Jenkins is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Volkov takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.#T3#
Jenkins tries to get to full guard but Volkov has control of the leg.
Volkov looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Jenkins with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Volkov winds up and cracks Jenkins with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Jenkins trying to control here.
Volkov keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Volkov is nestled in close to Jenkins, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Volkov stalling. #T4#
Jenkins wants to improve his position but Volkov is controlling well.
Volkov looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Volkov scoring with strikes to the body and head. #SUB#
Volkov is working for a kimura but Jenkins is defending it quite comfortably.
Volkov landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ruslan Mstislav Volkov showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Volkov, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ruslan Mstislav Volkov!

A determined Ruslan Mstislav Volkov didn't want to dwell on this fight in his post fight interview. Instead he was more keen to state he wants a title shot. Let's see if he gets it!
Leeroy Jenkins was interviewed post fight and said 'Juast luck mate...'.

 

Event: HFC 309 Satan vs Fame II     
Date:   Apr 14, 2017
#R1#
Jenkins tries to bum rush Souvlaki with a series of wild strikes but Souvlaki uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Souvlaki shoots in for a takedown but Jenkins shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Souvlaki scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Jenkins misses with a wild combination.
Souvlaki avoids a punch combination nicely.
Souvlaki half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Jenkins lands a nice leg kick that just misses Souvlaki's sensitive parts.
Jenkins is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Souvlaki connects with a nice looking jab.
Jenkins dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Souvlaki. That did some damage!
Souvlaki changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Jenkins tries to avoid it but Souvlaki manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Jenkins to the ground. Jenkins escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Jenkins is looking for the big counter here.
Jenkins throws a right and a left that Souvlaki avoids nicely.
Jenkins stuffs the takedown attempt from Souvlaki. Souvlaki gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Koulouraki Souvlaki. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head kick misses from Jenkins.
Souvlaki avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
Souvlaki feinted with a counter takedown.#T1#
A slapping leg kick lands for Jenkins.
Souvlaki lands with a hook. Jenkins tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jenkins tries a head kick but it misses.
Souvlaki has a takedown stuffed.
No joy there for Souvlaki, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Souvlaki seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Jenkins scores with a head kick. Souvlaki tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jenkins, right into the meat.
Jenkins stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jenkins shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Souvlaki but Souvlaki pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Souvlaki is looking to counter punch.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses.
Souvlaki avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
Jenkins on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#TD#
Souvlaki looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Jenkins!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jenkins managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Souvlaki. #T2#
Souvlaki content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Souvlaki working the ground and pound but Jenkins is defending the strikes.
Souvlaki throws a strike aimed at the side of Jenkins's head but Jenkins avoids it well.
Souvlaki working the ground and pound but Jenkins is defending the strikes.
Souvlaki scores with punches from side control.
Souvlaki fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Jenkins is looking to regain half guard here but Souvlaki keeps moving and retains side control.
Souvlaki throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Jenkins seems a little lost for a moment, as Souvlaki dominates the positioning.#T3#
Souvlaki lands a decent elbow from side control.
Sloppy strikes there by Souvlaki.
Jenkins takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Souvlaki is trying to ground and pound but Jenkins uses the momentary lack of control by Souvlaki to regain half guard.
Still in half guard, Souvlaki seems content to control.
Souvlaki throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Souvlaki trying to control from half guard but Jenkins is working away.
Souvlaki working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #T4#
Souvlaki not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Souvlaki working Jenkins over with strikes.
Souvlaki missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Souvlaki is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Jenkins!
Souvlaki has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Jenkins's face.
A nice elbow there by Souvlaki.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Souvlaki trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Souvlaki thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Souvlaki postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Jenkins in real trouble here! The ref calls for Jenkins to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Koulouraki Souvlaki!
Koulouraki Souvlaki really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
In defeat, Leeroy Jenkins stepped up to the mic, saying 'Juast luck mate...'.

 

Event: HFC 302 Prime vs Lang     
Date:   Feb 25, 2017
#R1#
Jenkins thuds his shin into the meat of Pozar's side.
Jenkins sizes up Pozar with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A low kick from Jenkins misses #TD2#
and Pozar counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Pozar thows a huge punch but Jenkins dodges it nicely.
Jenkins is trying to stand.
Jenkins is staying active underneath Pozar, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #SUB2#
Pozar is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Jenkins has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB2#
Pozar is working for a submission of some sort. #SUB2#
Pozar is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Jenkins has managed to free his arm - good work. #T1#
Pozar prevents Jenkins from improving his position.
Pozar not doing much here.
Jenkins preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Pozar wants to pass to mount but Jenkins is defending the position.
Pozar is looking to take a break and control but Jenkins is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB2#
Pozar is looking for a kimura here.
Pozar wants to free his trapped foot but Jenkins is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Pozar keeps trying to improve his position.#SUB2#
Pozar is looking for a kimura here. #SUB2#
Pozar is looking for a kimura here. #T3#
Pozar is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Pozar sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jenkins defending well though.
My spies in Barbell Brigade - $1000 inform me that Pozar has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Pozar thows a huge punch but Jenkins dodges it nicely.
Pozar seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Pozar missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Pozar is looking to stall here but Jenkins recovers full guard.
Pozar trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Jenkins keeping moving, preventing Pozar from controlling successfully.
Jenkins is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Pozar throwing strikes but missing. #SUB2#
Pozar drops back, looking for a kneebar! Jenkins looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Jenkins looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Jenkins! #REVR#
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pozar Pozar dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Jenkins changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jenkins tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jenkins pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pozar throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jenkins's waist but Jenkins gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Pozar off to one side.
Jenkins misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jenkins delivers a nice body kick.
Jenkins swings away with a body shot that misses
and Pozar counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jenkins seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Pozar tries for a takedown but Jenkins sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Pozar moves out of range easily.
Pozar is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Jenkins with a body shot.
Jenkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jenkins really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jenkins throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Pozar's waist but Pozar gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Jenkins off to one side.
Despite the aggression on Pozar's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Pozar fails with the takedown.
Leeroy Jenkins has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pozar Pozar.
Pozar shoots for a takedown but Jenkins saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Jenkins throws a leg kick which misses Pozar's front leg but catches the back leg as Pozar tries to avoid it. #T1#
That kick from Jenkins tenderised Pozar's leg. Pozar is trying to keep his angry face on.
Decent striking displayed by Jenkins there.
Pozar shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Jenkins as he jumps to the side.
Pozar takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pozar shoots in for a takedown but Jenkins shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Leeroy Jenkins is winning the standup battle so far.
Pozar blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
Pozar takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Pozar.
Pozar is breathing heavily.
Jenkins scores with a nice head shot.
Pozar Pozar is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A slapping body kick lands there for Jenkins.
Pozar takes a kick to the side of the head.#CUT#
It looks like Pozar Pozar has been cut.
Jenkins throws a head kick but Pozar moves out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jenkins misses with a head kick. #T2#
Jenkins jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Pozar chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jenkins can pounce on him.
Jenkins scores with a sloppy right hand. Pozar should have avoided that one.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jenkins.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pozar chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jenkins can pounce on him.
Jenkins is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pozar can do to turn this around?
Jenkins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jenkins is trying hard to land a takedown here. Pozar sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Pozar steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Jenkins.#TD2#
Pozar closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Jenkins's guard.
Pozar trying to control the position from guard on top but Jenkins is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pozar advances position into side control!#SUB2#
Pozar looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #T3##SUB2#
Pozar tries for a kimura but Jenkins is defending well.
Pozar tries to advance to mount but can't.
Pozar wants to control but Jenkins is keeping him busy.
Jenkins can't do much from the bottom here. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The ground and pound from Pozar seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Check out the look on Pozar's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Pozar Pozar has got the better of the ground game so far.
Pozar tries to move into full mount but can't pass Jenkins's legs. #SUB2#
Pozar tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Pozar has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Pozar is looking to take a break and control but Jenkins is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leeroy Jenkins dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Pozar Pozar's cut.
That's time! Jenkins's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3#
Jenkins throws a leg kick #TD2#
and Pozar counters with a takedown into side control.
Jenkins tries to escape but Pozar is in control.
A lull in the action here as Pozar stalls from top position.
Jenkins is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Pozar off and has taken his back!
Will Jenkins go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Jenkins not allowing Pozar to control his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pozar looking very determined here, making life difficult for Jenkins.
Jenkins thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent. #T1#
Jenkins gets his hands free as Pozar looks to control.
Pozar covering up well and avoiding damage.
Pozar trying to control the hands but Jenkins breaks the grip.
Jenkins throwing lazy shots from the back mount that aren't doing any damage.
Jenkins is hanging on to Pozar's back as he tries to escape.
Pozar covering up well under a series of strikes from Jenkins.
Jenkins throwing wild punches that miss their target.
You can see the frustration on Pozar's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Jenkins somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
Jenkins misses with punches from the back.
Pozar wants to control his opponent's hands but Jenkins gets his hands free. #T2#
Even with his hooks in, Jenkins manages to miss with strikes from the back.
Jenkins throwing sloppy strikes.
Jenkins scores with punches to the body.
Jenkins missing with strikes.
Jenkins missing with punches from the back.
Pozar wants to escape the position.
Jenkins somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Jenkins's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
Pozar tries to escape but Jenkins has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Pozar is still trying to improve position.#T3#
Jenkins not allowing Pozar to control his hands.
Jenkins throwing wild punches that miss their target.
Jenkins tries to keep control of the position but Pozar is staying busy.
Jenkins is landing with strikes. Pozar can't take much more of this.
Pozar avoids the strikes from Jenkins.
Even with his hooks in, Jenkins manages to miss with strikes from the back.
Jenkins not allowing Pozar to control his hands.
You can see the frustration on Pozar's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later. #T4#
Jenkins punches the canvas rather than the man.
Pozar looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Pozar can't escape the position.
Jenkins missing with strikes from the back.
Jenkins trying to control.
Jenkins is really struggling to control Pozar but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Jenkins throwing sloppy strikes.
Pozar tries to roll but Jenkins sticks to his back.
Pozar trying to control the action but Jenkins just sinks the hooks in.
Jenkins trying to control momentarily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Leeroy Jenkins showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jenkins has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Leeroy Jenkins!

During a confident post fight interview, Leeroy Jenkins thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Pozar Pozar was interviewed post fight and said 'Thanks my sponsors and all my fans!!!'.

 

Event: HFC 293 Huey vs Satan     
Date:   Dec 24, 2016
#R1#
Jenkins lands a head kick!
Simmons fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Leeroy Jenkins seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simmons avoids the head kick by Jenkins. #TD#
Simmons shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Jenkins napping and manages to drive through into side control!
A lull in the action here.
Simmons in side control, throwing shots but Jenkins defends.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Simmons wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jenkins keeps working.
Simmons grinds an elbow into Jenkins's temple. #T1##SUB#
Simmons goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Jenkins rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Simmons's guard! Nice work there by Jenkins!
Simmons keeping moving, preventing Jenkins from controlling successfully.
Simmons striking off his back but it's not causing Jenkins any problems.
Simmons looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jenkins is one step ahead there.
Jenkins trying to control the position from guard on top but Simmons is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jenkins is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#SUB#
Simmons pushes a forearm under Jenkins's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Jenkins is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Fred Simmons!
After the big win, Fred Simmons made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Spartan Nutrition and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
Leeroy Jenkins spoke after the fight, saying 'Juast luck mate...'.

 

Event: HFC 288 Satan vs Wade     
Date:   Nov 19, 2016
#R1#
Dickens throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dickens blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
Jenkins tries to work over Dickens's front leg with a kick but Dickens checks it.
Dickens scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dickens checks a leg kick nicely.#CL#
Dickens clinches.
Dickens lands a nice knee to the body.
The referee calls for Dickens to work.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but Dickens has the dominant position.
Jenkins misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dickens.
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jenkins wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dickens pressing his opponent against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Dickens. #T1#
A nice glancing elbow lands by Dickens.
Jenkins is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dickens lands a knee to the body.
Jenkins tries to break free but Dickens pushes him back against the cage.
Dickens lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dickens misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dickens is working Jenkins over against the cage.
Dickens lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jenkins backwards.
Jenkins swings wildly with an uppercut but Dickens uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dickens lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jenkins backwards.
Dickens missing with knees to the body.
Dickens lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Nice elbow from Dickens.
Dickens leaning against his opponent. #T2#
Dickens avoids a wild elbow strike from Jenkins.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickens lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jenkins blocks a body shot from Dickens.
Dickens tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dickens creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jenkins's defenses.
A nice left hand lands by Dickens.
Jenkins working hard to break the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Dickens.
Jenkins avoiding damage as Dickens throws knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Dickens - that landed with a thud.
Dickens comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dickens misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dickens lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jenkins or not.
Dickens can't find room to land a body shot as Jenkins controls the action.
Jenkins tries to break free but Dickens pushes him back against the cage.#T3#
Jenkins trying to land knees to the body.
Jenkins is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A hook to the body from Dickens.
Dickens avoiding damage.
A hook to the body from Dickens.
Dickens lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dickens.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dickens is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Dickens working Jenkins over with knees to the body.
Dickens lands an uppercut.
Dickens throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jenkinss head.
Dickens lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Jenkins fails to land.
Dickens works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process. #T4#
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dickens.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dickens works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dickens utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Dickens prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
Dickens keeps control of Jenkins as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jenkins takes a shot to the head.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but Dickens has the dominant position.
Dickens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dickens has Jenkins pressed against the cage, preventing Jenkins from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch but Dickens keeps him there for the moment.
Jenkins is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dickens obliges.
Dickens utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Dickens dominated that round.
That's time! Dickens's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Jenkins misses with an uppercut. Dickens saw that one coming.
Dickens wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Dickens fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jenkins has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dickens throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dickens swings for the body but Jenkins moves out of range.
Dickens jabs at Jenkins's body.
Dickens is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jenkins can do to turn this around?
Jenkins takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Dickens moves out of range easily.
Jenkins throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jenkins throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped #CL#
and Dickens counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Dickens tries to land knees in the clinch but Jenkins avoids the damage to the body.
Jenkins has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Dickens seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Jenkins can turn it around.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
Richard Dickens has scored more points in the clinch so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickens landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Dickens gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dickens lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dickens crunches a lovely knee into Jenkins's ribcage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickens lands a damaging elbow. #T1#
Dickens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dickens is stalling here.
Jenkins tries to break the clinch but Dickens is controlling the position.
Dickens works on Jenkins's body with a couple of short punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Dickens.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch but Dickens keeps him there for the moment.
Dickens misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Dickens.
Jenkins wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dickens digs a right hand underneath Jenkins's ribcage. Jenkins let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dickens lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jenkins backwards.
Dickens lands a shot to the body.
Dickens is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son. #T2#
Dickens lands an elbow that stopped Jenkins in his tracks for a moment.
Knees to the body from Dickens.
Dickens lands an elbow inside that Jenkins shrugs off.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Dickens.
Dickens lands a shot to the body.
Dickens gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dickens unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jenkins lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dickens taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Dickens works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dickens is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Jenkins tries to break the clinch but Dickens is controlling the position. #T3#
Dickens can't find room to land a body shot as Jenkins controls the action.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dickens landing knees to the body.
Dickens stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jenkins is breathing heavily.
Dickens prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
Dickens lands a body punch.
Dickens lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Dickens using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dickens lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jenkins or not.
Good body shot from Dickens.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dickens lands a knee to the body.
Dickens landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dickens landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The referee calls for Dickens to work. #T4#
Dickens works on Jenkins's body with a couple of short punches.
Dickens creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jenkins's defenses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jenkins's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dickens is working Jenkins over against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dickens obliges.
The referee is keeping an eye on Dickens - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
A left hand lands to the body for Dickens.
A left hand lands to the body for Dickens.
Dickens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dickens scores with a shot to the side of Jenkins's head.
Dickens gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dickens keeps control of Jenkins as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Dickens dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R3#
Dickens throws a body kick that misses
and Jenkins counters with a body kick that stops Dickens in his tracks momentarily.
Dickens throws a right and a left that both miss.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dickens darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jenkins tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dickens scores with a nice strike.
Richard Dickens is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dickens throws a series of punches but Jenkins moves out of range.
Jenkins shapes to counter with a head kick.
Dickens misses with a head kick.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Dickens moves out of range easily.
Dickens is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Jenkins.
Jenkins throws a head kick but Dickens moves out of range.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Dickens moves out of range easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickens swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dickens ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jenkins takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jenkins misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dickens throws a body punch but Jenkins moves out of range.
Jenkins is looking to slow Dickens down with leg kicks. #T1#
Nice body punch from Dickens.
Dickens throws a body punch but Jenkins moves out of range.
Dickens throws a looping overhand right but Jenkins ducks down to avoid it.
Jenkins lands a nice looking body shot.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dickens is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Jenkins.
Dickens ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.#CL#
Dickens has closed the distance and engaged Jenkins in a clinch.
Jenkins takes an elbow to the forehead.
Jenkins is looking to break free of the clinch but Dickens has double underhooks.
Jenkins wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Dickens lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dickens putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jenkins in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Dickens lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Jenkins is trying to break the clinch but Dickens is controlling him.
Dickens using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body. #T2#
A body shot lands from Dickens.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickens lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dickens works on Jenkins's body with a couple of short punches.
Dickens unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jenkins lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A right hand to the body from Dickens.
Dickens taking a breather.
Dickens lands a nice knee to the body.
A hook to the body from Dickens.
Dickens slowing the pace effectively.
Jenkins wants to stall.
Dickens scores a nice knee to the body.
Dickens slowing the pace effectively.#T3#
A right hook to the body lands for Dickens.
Dickens lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dickens digs a right hand underneath Jenkins's ribcage. Jenkins let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dickens scores with a hook to the body.
Dickens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dickens obliges.
Jenkins takes a knee to the side of the body.
A right hand to the body from Dickens.
Dickens lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jenkins or not.
Dickens scores with a shoulder strike.
Dickens lands a nice knee to the body.
Come on Dickens - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Dickens lands with a right to the head. #T4#
Dickens lands a body shot.
Dickens lands an elbow inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dickens stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dickens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dickens lands a left hand.
Dickens is struggling to control the position.
Dickens digs a right hand underneath Jenkins's ribcage. Jenkins let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dickens lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Dickens stalling against the cage.
Dickens lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jenkins.
Dickens pushes Jenkins back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Dickens clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R4#
Dickens stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.#CL#
Dickens moves into range and clinches up with Jenkins.
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
Jenkins is trying to break the clinch but Dickens has him pressed against the cage.
Dickens lands a nice shot to the body.
Dickens lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jenkins or not.
Dickens presses Jenkins against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dickens lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jenkins.
A bit of stalling here from Dickens.
Nice body punch from Dickens.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickens working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dickens lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jenkins is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Dickens lands with a left to the head.
Jenkins is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.#T1#
Dickens just leaning against Jenkins, taking a breather.
Dickens is leaning against Jenkins and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dickens lands a shot to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dickens.
Dickens works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dickens works on Jenkins's body with a couple of short punches.
Jenkins is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Jenkins letting Dickens take a breather here.
Dickens utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Dickens lands an uppercut.#T2#
Nice body punch from Dickens - that landed with a thud.
Dickens pushes Jenkins back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dickens lands a left hand.
Dickens scores with a hook to the body.
Dickens landing knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dickens lands a body shot.
Dickens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dickens lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jenkins backwards.
Dickens is leaning against Jenkins and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dickens using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dickens lands a body shot.
Nice body punch from Dickens - that landed with a thud.
Dickens lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jenkins or not.
Dickens keeps control of Jenkins as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. #T3#
Dickens unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Dickens lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dickens works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Dickens lands a body shot.
Dickens landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dickens.
Dickens lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jenkins is looking to break free of the clinch but Dickens has double underhooks.
Nice elbow from Dickens.
Jenkins wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dickens lands a knee to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Dickens. #T4#
Dickens digs a right hand into Jenkins's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Jenkins's gas tank.
Jenkins takes a knee to the side of the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A right hook to the body lands for Dickens.
Dickens scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dickens lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jenkins or not.
Dickens lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jenkins.
Dickens lands an elbow inside that Jenkins shrugs off.
A short body shot lands from Dickens as the two fighters clinch.
Dickens crunches a lovely knee into Jenkins's ribcage.
Dickens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Good body shot from Dickens.
Stalling in the clinch from Dickens.
Dickens stalling in the clinch.
Dickens seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
A right handed body shot lands from Dickens.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Dickens had his way with Leeroy Jenkins in that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R5#
Jenkins throws a leg kick but Dickens sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dickens throws a body punch but Jenkins moves out of range.
Jenkins throws out a counter right but Dickens avoids it with no problem.#CL#
Dickens gets a clinch.
Dickens working Jenkins over with knees to the body.
Dickens doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dickens lands a body shot.
Dickens's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Dickens is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickens lands a left hand.
A short right from Dickens.
Jenkins tries to circle away but Dickens has him pinned against the cage.#T1#
Dickens unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jenkins lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dickens.
A short body shot lands from Dickens as the two fighters clinch.
Dickens comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dickens throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jenkinss head.
Jenkins looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Jenkins wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jenkins is trying to break the clinch but Dickens is controlling him.
Good body shot from Dickens.
A nice left hand lands by Dickens.
Dickens misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dickens lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jenkins backwards.
A right hand to the body from Dickens. #T2#
A left hand lands to the body for Dickens.
Jenkins is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Dickens leaning against his opponent.
Dickens lands a good knee to the midsection. Jenkins won't want to take too many of those.
Dickens lands a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short uppercut from Dickens.
Dickens using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dickens stalling against the cage.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but Dickens has the dominant position.
Dickens pushes Jenkins back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dickens putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jenkins in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A right hand to the body from Dickens.
Dickens pushes Jenkins back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dickens lands a body shot. #T3#
Dickens lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jenkins backwards.
Dickens crunches a lovely knee into Jenkins's ribcage.
Dickens crunches a lovely knee into Jenkins's ribcage.
Dickens crunches a lovely knee into Jenkins's ribcage.
Dickens lands a shot to the body.
Dickens using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dickens dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Dickens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dickens is leaning against Jenkins and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dickens works on Jenkins's body with a couple of short punches.
Dickens lands an elbow that stopped Jenkins in his tracks for a moment.
Dickens pushes Jenkins back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#T4#
Nice elbow from Dickens.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jenkins tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dickens's elbow.
Dickens blocks an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Dickens as the two fighters clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Dickens.
Dickens avoiding damage.
A short right from Dickens.
Dickens content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Dickens scores a nice knee to the body.
Jenkins takes a knee to the side of the body.
Leeroy Jenkins has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dickens managing to block the knees to the body from Jenkins.
Richard Dickens is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jenkins.

And that's the end of the fight!
Richard Dickens showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dickens has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 50:42
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 50:41
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 50:41

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Richard Dickens!

Richard Dickens retains his bantamweight title!
Richard Dickens decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Leeroy Jenkins had this to say: 'Juast luck mate...'.

 

Event: HFC Challengers 86     
Date:   Oct 30, 2016
#R1#
Jenkins scores with a head kick. Cherry tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.#CL#
Cherry gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Cherry tries to score a body lock takedown but Jenkins shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Cherry is looking to take this one to the mat.#BC2#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jenkins has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Cherry is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Cherry misses with a takedown attempt - Jenkins sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Cherry. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jenkins scores with a leg kick. #TD#
Cherry dives in and scores a takedown into Jenkins's guard.
Jenkins wants to stand but Cherry is controlling the position.
Jenkins is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Jenkins keeping moving, preventing Cherry from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#ES2#
Jenkins kicks Cherry off and gets to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jenkins looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks. #T1#
Jenkins throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Jenkins with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row. #TD#
Jenkins gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Cherry to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Jenkins is looking to stand up but Cherry isn't so interested in that idea.
Jenkins seems keen to control Cherry's posture.
Cherry might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Jenkins looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T2#
Cherry content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cherry trying to control the position from guard on top but Jenkins is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jenkins is pulling down on Cherry's head. It's preventing any offense from Cherry, at least for the moment.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Cherry prevents Jenkins from getting back to his feet. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Jenkins throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Jenkins explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Cherry has a takedown stuffed.
Cherry has a takedown stuffed.#T3#
Jenkins throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Cherry.
Jenkins throws a nice head kick! #ROC2#
Cherry is rocked!
Jenkins stuffs the takedown attempt from Cherry. Cherry gets slowly back to his feet.
Oh Cherry is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jenkins circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Cherry drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Jenkins follows Cherry to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leeroy Jenkins!
Leeroy Jenkins thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Jack Cherry spoke after the fight, saying 'Back to the drawing board to fix what I missed. No more no less. Embrace the grind'.

 

Event: HFC 278 Yiftos vs Garrison     
Date:   Sep 10, 2016
#R1#
Hardwood tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jenkins was well out of range. Poor timing from Hardwood.
Jenkins throws a head kick but Hardwood moves out of range.
Hardwood looks to land a combination but Jenkins avoids it well.
Jenkins throws a leg kick that misses.
Jenkins throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Hardwood connects with a looping right hand.
Jenkins showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hardwood.
Hardwood connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jenkins. Jenkins circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jenkins on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jenkins tries a head kick but it misses.
Hardwood swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Jenkins showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hardwood.
Jenkins throws a fast counter high kick but Hardwood manages to duck under it in time.
Hardwood cracks Jenkins with a good jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hardwood avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
Hardwood throwing a counter right hand but Jenkins manages to avoid it.
Jenkins pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hardwood.
Hardwood blocks a head kick by Jenkins. #T1#
Hardwood throws a body shot but no joy.
It seemed like Jenkins was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Hardwood swinging wildly here.
Lance Hardwood seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big left from Hardwood misses.
Hardwood misses with a looping right.
Jenkins tries a head kick but it misses.
Hardwood looks to land a combination but Jenkins avoids it well.
Jenkins throws a head kick but Hardwood moves out of range.
Hardwood lands with a straight right. Jenkins didn't see that one coming.
Jenkins pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hardwood throws a big counter combination but Jenkins scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Jenkins thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hardwood misses with a hook
and Jenkins counters with a big head kick but Hardwood shrugs it off.
Hardwood throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Hardwood moves out of range easily.
Jenkins scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hardwood blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
Hardwood throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jenkins sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jenkins keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hardwood avoids the head kick by Jenkins. #T2#
Jenkins takes one to the chin there.
Jenkins is looking to chop away at Hardwood's legs.
Jenkins uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hardwood.
Hardwood misses with a few strikes there.
Jenkins unleashes a big counter combination but Hardwood bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Hardwood scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Jenkins looks for the body kick but Hardwood saw that one coming.
Jenkins is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hardwood misses the shot to the body.
Jenkins takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Hardwood lands the left hand.
Hardwood looks to land a combination but Jenkins avoids it well.
Hardwood connects with a body shot.
Jenkins moves out of range as Hardwood strikes.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
Nice straight punches there by Hardwood. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hardwood.
Jenkins lands a nice leg kick that just misses Hardwood's sensitive parts.
Jenkins displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hardwood throws out the jab.
Jenkins lands with a right hand.
A big right from Hardwood misses. #T3#
Jenkins misses with a wild combination.
Hardwood blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
Hardwood works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Hardwood feints a jab promting Jenkins to slip. Hardwood then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Jenkins slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Jenkins moves out of range as Hardwood strikes.
Jenkins throws a leg kick but Hardwood checks it.
Jenkins lands a high kick!
Hardwood misses with a two punch combination.
Jenkins throws a body kick that misses.
It looked like Hardwood wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
Jenkins slips under a jab.
Jenkins is looking for the big counter here.
Nice jab there from Hardwood.
Jenkins throws a leg kick but Hardwood sees it coming and moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jenkins slips under a jab.
Hardwood takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Hardwood swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
As Hardwood backs off Jenkins throws a huge counter combo but Hardwood manages to avoid it all.
Jenkins throws a head kick but Hardwood moves out of range. #T4#
Hardwood misses with a body punch
and Jenkins makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Hardwood takes a swing at Jenkins's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Hardwood misses.
Hardwood lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jenkins circles away quickly and effectively.
Jenkins pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hardwood blocks the body kick.
Jenkins staying out of range there.
Hardwood stalks Jenkins and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Jenkins's face. Jenkins staggers backwards, shaken.
Hardwood looks to land a combination but Jenkins avoids it well.
Hardwood throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Hardwood misses with a straight right.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
Jenkins displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hardwood throws out the jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jenkins tries to score with a low kick but Hardwood moves his leg out of the way.
Hardwood dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jenkins throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Jenkins is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Jenkins dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hardwood stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lance Hardwood dominated that round.
That's time! Hardwood's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Jenkins throws a head kick but Hardwood moves out of range.
Hardwood is looking to counter punch.
Jenkins lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hardwood circles away quickly and effectively.
Hardwood swinging wildly here.
Jenkins thinks about the counter body kick.
Hardwood connects with an inside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jenkins.
Jenkins moves forwards but Hardwood connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Lance Hardwood is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hardwood.
The fighters circling - Hardwood throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jenkins throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Hardwood.
Jenkins lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hardwood circles away quickly and effectively.
Hardwood blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
Jenkins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A slow jab from Hardwood misses its intended target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hardwood throws a nice looking combination but Jenkins bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hardwood jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Jenkins moves out of range as Hardwood strikes.#T1#
Hardwood checks a leg kick nicely.
Hardwood scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jenkins doesn't seem bothered though.
Hardwood throws a head kick that misses.
Hardwood jabs Jenkins right on the nose. Jenkins blinks but takes it well.
Hardwood checks the leg kick.
Jenkins on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hardwood. Hardwood obviously looking to wear him down.
A head kick misses from Jenkins.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Jenkins might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Hardwood has got the better of the exchanges.
Hardwood scores with a one two! Jenkins had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Hardwood misses with a hook. Jenkins ducked under it nicely.
Jenkins gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hardwood.
Jenkins swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A punch combination from Hardwood misses.
Jenkins takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
Jenkins scoring well with a low kick there.
Jenkins fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Hardwood checks it well.
It looked like Hardwood wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Hardwood moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Hardwood moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. #T2#
Jenkins missing with a left hand there. Hardwood was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jenkins tries a head kick but it misses.
And Hardwood counters with a quick kick to the body but Jenkins blocks it.
Jenkins tries a head kick but it misses.
Jenkins pivots, looking for a leg kick but Hardwood is out of range and Jenkins settles back down.
Jenkins has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Hardwood avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
Hardwood throws a looping overhand right but Jenkins ducks down to avoid it.
Jenkins only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Hardwood misses the jab.
Hardwood lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jenkins's sensitive parts.
Hardwood takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jenkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hardwood looks for the body kick but Jenkins saw that one coming.
Hardwood misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jenkins.
Jenkins misses with a straight left.
Hardwood misses with a low kick.
Hardwood throws a nice looking combination but Jenkins bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jenkins takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.#T3#
Jenkins looks to land a body kick but Hardwood moved away.
Hardwood misses with a leg kick.
Jenkins tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jenkins scores with a sloppy right hand. Hardwood should have avoided that one.
Jenkins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jenkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jenkins gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hardwood.
Hardwood shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A cross from Hardwood lands.
Jenkins throws a nice head kick!
Jenkins blocks a low kick nicely.
Jenkins blocks a head kick by Hardwood.
Jenkins walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Hardwood checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jenkins drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Jenkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hardwood throws a leg kick but Jenkins checks it.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Hardwood moves out of range easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hardwood just misses with a punch to the body. #T4#
Hardwood scores with a nice body kick.
A head kick misses from Jenkins.
Hardwood throwing a counter right hand but Jenkins manages to avoid it.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Hardwood moves out of range easily.
Hardwood throwing a counter right hand but Jenkins manages to avoid it.
Jenkins is breathing heavily.
Hardwood swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Hardwood misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jenkins looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jenkins blocks a low kick nicely.
Hardwood moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Hardwood is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jenkins can do to turn this around?
A jab lands there for Hardwood.
Hardwood throws a right hand that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Hardwood throws a hook but Jenkins avoids it easily.
Jenkins takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hardwood lands a jab-cross combination.
Jenkins pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hardwood swinging wildly here.
Hardwood moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromJenkins.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lance Hardwood dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jenkins, right into the meat.
Jenkins lands with a shot to the body.
Hardwood connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A nice combination there by Hardwood.
Hardwood tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jenkins was well out of range. Poor timing from Hardwood.
Hardwood swings for the body but Jenkins moves out of range.
Hardwood throws the left hand but Jenkins avoids the punch easily.
Hardwood misses with the combination.
Jenkins pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hardwood scores with a hook.
Hardwood takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lance Hardwood is winning the standup battle so far.
Jenkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jenkins does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Hardwood throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jenkins on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A jab from Hardwood misses. #T1#
Hardwood misses with a wild combination.
Jenkins avoids a punch combination nicely.
As Hardwood backs off Jenkins throws a huge counter combo but Hardwood manages to avoid it all.
A leg kick checked by Hardwood.
Jenkins tries a head kick but it misses.
Hardwood attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Jenkins is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Hardwood.
Hardwood misses the shot to the body.
Jenkins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hardwood will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hardwood throws a body punch but Jenkins moves out of range.
Hardwood is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jenkins fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Hardwood checks it well.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hardwood. That's going to slow Jenkins down.
Hardwood throws a solid leg kick but Jenkins takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Hardwood.
Hardwood misses with a jab, cross combination.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jenkins! But no joy.
Jenkins lands with a kick to the temple. Hardwood shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?" #T2#
Jenkins is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hardwood blocks the body kick.
Jab by Hardwood.
Jenkins misses with a series of wild punches.
Hardwood throws a hook but Jenkins blocks it.
Jenkins walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Hardwood checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Hardwood throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Hardwood moves out of range easily.
Jenkins walks into a left hand.
Hardwood dips to his left and cracks Jenkins with an uppercut!
Hardwood swings for the body but Jenkins moves out of range.
Jenkins is trying to counter with his kicks.
Jenkins takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Hardwood scores with a three punch combo!
Hardwood lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hardwood connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jenkins momentarily. #T3#
Jenkins throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Hardwood pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Jenkins back to the cage. Hardwood follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Hardwood keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Jenkins connects with a high kick.
Hardwood misses with a series of wild punches.
Jenkins fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hardwood misses with a double jab.
Jenkins was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Hardwood moves out of range easily.
Jenkins takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Hardwood swinging wildly here.
Hardwood misses with a hook
and Jenkins counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jenkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jenkins lands a head kick. Hardwood smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hardwood tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hardwood tries a head kick but it misses.
Hardwood avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
Hardwood is looking to counter punch.#T4#
Jenkins on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Hardwood tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jenkins was well out of range. Poor timing from Hardwood.
A combination from Hardwood does no damage.
Hardwood throws a right and a left that Jenkins avoids nicely.
Jenkins uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hardwood.
Hardwood misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hardwood throws a series of punches but Jenkins avoids them all with ease.
Jenkins uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hardwood.
Jenkins throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hardwood.
Jenkins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hardwood takes a jab right on the kisser.
A combination from Hardwood does no damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jenkins feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hardwood's calf.
Leeroy Jenkins has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jenkins fakes the leg kick and cracks Hardwood in the body.
Hardwood connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jenkins.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lance Hardwood showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Hardwood has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lance Hardwood!

Lance Hardwood thanked the fans post fight for their support.
The defeated Leeroy Jenkins had this to say: 'Juast luck mate...'.

 

Event: HFC Challengers 81     
Date:   Aug 07, 2016
#R1#
Pablo fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Jenkins goes for a high kick. It partially lands.#CL2#
Pablo moves into the clinch.
Pablo on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Jenkins lands with a short head shot on the inside. #TD2#
Pablo gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Jenkins is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Pablo wants to control from the top but Jenkins keeps moving.
Pablo is looking to work some ground and pound but Jenkins has wrist control.
Jenkins is pulling down on Pablo's head to control his posture.
Pablo is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#T1#
Pablo postures up in Jenkins's guard and throws a big left but Jenkins blocks it.
Pablo passes Jenkins's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Pablo scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Pablo tries to pass the half guard into mount. Jenkins knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Pablo looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Pablo is pressing down on Jenkins's thigh, looking to free his foot. Jenkins is holding on for now.
Jenkins pushes Pablo off looking to stand but Pablo dives back in and keeps control.
Pablo lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. #T2#
Pablo keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Pablo wants to control but Jenkins is keeping him busy.
Pablo is nestled in close to Jenkins, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Pablo stalling.
Pablo trying to mount his opponent but Jenkins defends it.
Pablo missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. #T3#
Pablo missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Pablo thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Jenkins is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Pablo scores with a couple of nice shots.
Pablo thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Pablo is trying to control the action in half guard but Jenkins is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #SUB2#
Pablo seems to be looking for submissions.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jenkins avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Pablo.
Jenkins is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Pablo scores with a couple of nice shots.
Pablo seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Pablo is looking to stall here but Jenkins recovers full guard. #T4#
Pablo is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Jenkins is trying to control the position but Pablo postures up.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Pablo's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Pablo has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Pablo wants to control from the top but Jenkins keeps moving.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pablo stands and throws Jenkins's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Pablo scoring with punches and elbows.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Daniello Pablo dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Pablo fails with a takedown attempt.
Pablo shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Pablo has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jenkins lands with a thumping leg kick.
A head kick misses from Jenkins. #TD2#
Pablo shoots in and gets a takedown into Jenkins's guard.
Jenkins wants to get back to his feet but Pablo passes into half guard. #REVR#
Pablo is taking a breather. Jenkins says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Jenkins really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Pablo is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Pablo is working for a kimura but Jenkins is defending it quite comfortably. #T1#
Pablo not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Pablo missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Pablo drops an elbow to the side of Jenkins's head.
Pablo is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Pablo trying to control from half guard but Jenkins is working away.
Jenkins is trying to stand back up but Pablo is controlling him
Pablo trying to control from half guard but Jenkins is working away.
Well, if Pablo is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait. #T2#
Pablo prevents Jenkins from improving his position.
Pablo wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jenkins keeps working.
Jenkins is trying to get back to full guard.
Pablo is trying to control the action in half guard but Jenkins is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Jenkins tries to kick Pablo off but Pablo keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T3#
Jenkins throws a head kick that half lands.
Jenkins goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Pablo darts in looking for a takedown but Jenkins gets double underhooks and turns Pablo into the cage.
Leeroy Jenkins has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Daniello Pablo.
Jenkins lands with a thumping leg kick.
Pablo shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Jenkins defends it nicely.
Pablo shoots in for a takedown but Jenkins shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Jenkins thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Pablo if he has to take too many more of those.
Leeroy Jenkins is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pablo shoots in and drives through. Jenkins sprawls well.
Jenkins lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jenkins throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Jenkins lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A head kick from Jenkins lands but Pablo takes it in his stride. #T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Pablo.
Jenkins lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Daniello Pablo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
Leeroy Jenkins is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jenkins lands with a kick to the temple. Pablo shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Pablo avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
Jenkins chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Pablo avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
No luck for Pablo with that takedown attempt.
Pablo has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Pablo fails with a takedown attempt.
Pablo is breathing heavily.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Pablo is defended easily by Jenkins.
Pablo shoots in but Jenkins avoids the takedown attempt easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leeroy Jenkins dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Pablo takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Jenkins bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Pablo's head backwards.
Leeroy Jenkins is winning the standup battle so far.#CL2#
Pablo closes the distance and pushes Jenkins back into the cage.
Pablo is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Jenkins gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Pablo drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Jenkins gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Pablo is trying to pull guard but Jenkins turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Leeroy Jenkins has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Daniello Pablo.
Jenkins wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pablo has Jenkins pressed against the cage, preventing Jenkins from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Jenkins is pressed up against the cage. Pablo has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Jenkins down to the mat. Jenkins avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Jenkins bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Pablo's head backwards.
Jenkins lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pablo at a distance.
Pablo takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there. #T1#
Jenkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pablo tries for a takedown but Jenkins circles away easily
letting Jenkins counter with a right hand.
Pablo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Danga de danga de dang - Jenkins scores with a four punch combination!
Jenkins misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pablo.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Pablo moves out of range easily.
Jenkins swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jenkins, right into the meat.
Jenkins lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Pablo tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Jenkins defends well and Pablo ends up having to push Jenkins into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Pablo takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Jenkins throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jenkins fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Pablo takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Pablo takes a head kick and shrugs it off. #T2##TD2#
Pablo looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Jenkins!
Pablo cracks Jenkins with a big right hand but Jenkins just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Pablo lands a decent elbow from side control. #SUB2#
Pablo tries for a kimura but Jenkins is defending well.
Jenkins wants to get back to his feet but Pablo drags him back down.
Pablo is looking to take a break and control but Jenkins is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Check out the look on Pablo's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter! #T3#
Pablo controlling the position from side mount.
Jenkins is not content to let Pablo control the position.
Pablo lands a few punches from side control.
Jenkins taking a bit of punishment here - Pablo scoring with strikes.
Pablo throwing strikes but missing, from side control. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Jenkins pushes Pablo away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Pablo gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Daniello Pablo has got the better of the ground game so far.
Pablo landing strikes.
Pablo cracks Jenkins with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Jenkins parries the strikes from Pablo easily there. Pablo is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Jenkins to escape. #SUB2#
Pablo is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Jenkins is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Jenkins tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Pablo wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The strikes coming from Pablo are missing the target in this wave of attacks.

And that's the end of the fight!
Leeroy Jenkins showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Jenkins has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Leeroy Jenkins!

A very excited looking Leeroy Jenkins made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Daniello Pablo spoke after the fight, saying 'Thanks my sponsors and fans !!! osss'.

 

Event: HFC 268 Big Bad Buzz     
Date:   Jul 02, 2016
#R1##CL#
The Crack Head gets a clinch.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jenkins tries to circle away but The Crack Head has him pinned against the cage.
Jenkins wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch but The Crack Head keeps him there for the moment.#BC2#
Jenkins escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Crack Head throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Jenkins counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The Crack Head looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jenkins throws a counter combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jenkins.
Jenkins thows a body kick. The Crack Head tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The Crack Head pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jenkins is out of range and The Crack Head settles back down.
Jenkins only half commits to the counter leg kick.#CL#
The Crack Head gets a clinch.
The Crack Head lands a damaging elbow.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body. #T1#
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Crack Head blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it.
Our sources have told us that The Crack Head has been working on his elbows in the gym.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
Jenkins is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The Crack Head effectively controlling the action here.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
Jenkins has thrown a lot of knees so far in this fight and we're lead to believe that's something he's been working on the gym prior to this fight.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Jenkins working aggressively here.
The Crack Head is pushing Jenkins up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Jenkins is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The Crack Head is defending well for now.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Jenkins can't break the clinch. #T2#
Jenkins looking to slow down the pace here.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses. #BC2#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jenkins throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by The Crack Head.#CL#
The Crack Head clinches up with Jenkins and pushes him back against the cage.
Jenkins tries to break the clinch but The Crack Head is controlling the position.
The Crack Head keeps control of Jenkins as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. #BC2#
Jenkins's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jenkins blocks the body kick.
Tyrone The Crack Head seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jenkins misses with a head kick. #CL#
The Crack Head pushes Jenkins up against the cage in a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Crack Head is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.#T3#
Jenkins is trying to push The Crack Head away but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Jenkins won't want to take too many of those.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Jenkins dodges an elbow strike from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment. #BC2#
Jenkins breaks the clinch.
The Crack Head takes a head kick and keeps coming.
The Crack Head throws a sloppy head kick and Jenkins moves out of range easily. #T4#
Jenkins scores with a head kick.
Jenkins thows a body kick. The Crack Head tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The Crack Head blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
The Crack Head is looking to clinch but Jenkins is avoiding it.
Jenkins blocks a head kick by The Crack Head.
Jenkins scores with a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jenkins takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section. #CL#
The Crack Head moves into the clinch.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jenkins avoids it.
Jenkins wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jenkins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
The Crack Head blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
Tyrone The Crack Head is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
The Crack Head seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Jenkins throws a quick head kick that skims the top of The Crack Head's head.#CL#
The Crack Head has closed the distance and engaged Jenkins in a clinch. #BC2#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jenkins misses with a leg kick.
Leeroy Jenkins seems to be getting the better of the standup.#CL#
The Crack Head clinches up with Jenkins and pushes him back against the cage.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
Jenkins misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Jenkins avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tyrone The Crack Head has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Jenkins swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it. #T1#
Jenkins looking to stall.
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Crack Head blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jenkins wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as The Crack Head takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The Crack Head connects with a knee to the head.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head. #T2#
The Crack Head slowing the pace effectively.
The Crack Head's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The Crack Head is pushing Jenkins up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The Crack Head gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head has Jenkins pushed against the cage.#BC2#
Jenkins manages to break the clinch.
The Crack Head is looking to clinch.
Jenkins lands with a kick to the ribs.
Jenkins buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The Crack Head throws a leg kick
and Jenkins counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Crack Head misses with a head kick. #T3#
The Crack Head tries to clinch up but Jenkins circles away and keeps his distance.
Jenkins lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.#CL#
The Crack Head closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The Crack Head is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jenkins can do to turn this around?
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jenkins wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
Jenkins managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
Jenkins tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jenkins managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
Jenkins wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
The Crack Head prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
Jenkins wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jenkins blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jenkins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike. #T4#
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Jenkins avoids the damage to the body.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
The Crack Head has Jenkins pressed against the cage, preventing Jenkins from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The Crack Head misses with an elbow strike.
The Crack Head stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that. #BC2#
Jenkins breaks from the clinch.
A clash of legs there as Jenkins blocks the low kick.
The Crack Head tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jenkins swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The Crack Head fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jenkins.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL#
The Crack Head rushes Jenkins and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!
#R3#
The Crack Head walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jenkins checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The Crack Head throws a body kick that misses
and Jenkins makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Good leg kick by Jenkins there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The Crack Head takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jenkins throws a head kick that half lands.
The Crack Head takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The Crack Head tries a head kick but it misses.
Jenkins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #CL#
The Crack Head pushes Jenkins up against the cage in a clinch.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jenkins looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The Crack Head keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jenkins's efforts to push away.
Jenkins is trying to break free.#BC2#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jenkins. #T1##CL#
The Crack Head gets a clinch.
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Jenkins looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
The Crack Head crunches a lovely knee into Jenkins's ribcage.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Jenkins won't want to take too many of those.#BC2#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The Crack Head tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jenkins paws at him with a jab and circles away.#CL#
The Crack Head fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jenkins, pushing him back against the cage.#T2#
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jenkins avoids it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Jenkins avoids the damage to the body.
Jenkins makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Jenkins's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jenkins wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jenkins takes a knee to the side of the body.
Jenkins looking to stall.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time. #T3#
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jenkins gets through The Crack Head's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch but The Crack Head keeps him there for the moment.
Jenkins wants to break the clinch but can't.
The Crack Head prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
The Crack Head keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jenkins's efforts to push away.#T4#
Jenkins wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jenkins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Tyrone The Crack Head is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The Crack Head's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jenkins struggles to land a body shot inside as The Crack Head controls his hands.
Jenkins is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jenkins tries to break free but The Crack Head pushes him back against the cage.
Jenkins managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head scores a nice knee to the body.
Leeroy Jenkins has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jenkins misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jenkins takes an elbow to the temple.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tyrone The Crack Head showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for The Crack Head, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tyrone The Crack Head!

In his post fight interview, Tyrone The Crack Head gave a big smile as he said 'F the UFC!!'.
The defeated Leeroy Jenkins had this to say: 'Juast luck mate...'.

 

Event: HFC 267 Frozen Time     
Date:   Jun 25, 2016
#R1##CL2#
Rodriguez gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Jenkins letting Rodriguez take a breather here.
Rodriguez misses with a punch on the inside.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch but Rodriguez keeps him there for the moment.#BC#
Jenkins manages to break the clinch. #CL2#
Rodriguez gets a clinch.
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Jenkins's face as he tries to break the clinch. #BC#
Jenkins breaks from the clinch.
Ligerito Rodriguez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
Rodriguez moves into the clinch.
Jenkins doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jenkins wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch but Rodriguez keeps him there for the moment.
Jenkins really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rodriguez tries to throw a body punch but Jenkins avoids it by throwing Rodriguez back against the cage.
Rodriguez tries to throw a body punch but Jenkins avoids it by throwing Rodriguez back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Rodriguez fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Rodriguez fails to land.
Rodriguez misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rodriguez misses with a shot to the kidneys. #BC#
Jenkins manages to break the clinch. #T1##CL2#
Rodriguez closes the distance and clinches.
Jenkins wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Rodriguez prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
Rodriguez doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A frustrated look appears on Jenkins's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jenkins prevents a body shot from Rodriguez.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but Rodriguez has the dominant position.
Jenkins is looking to break free of the clinch but Rodriguez has double underhooks.
Rodriguez misses with some punches.
Rodriguez tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jenkins's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jenkins.
Jenkins is trying to break the clinch but Rodriguez is controlling him.
Rodriguez misses with a punch to the body.
Rodriguez misses with a body punch.
Jenkins wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jenkins is trying to push Rodriguez away but Rodriguez has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.#BC#
Jenkins breaks from the clinch.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jenkins.
Rodriguez wants to clinch.#T2##CL2#
Rodriguez gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Our sources have told us that Jenkins has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Rodriguez tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Rodriguez will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Jenkins up against the cage.#BC#
Jenkins manages to break the clinch.
Jenkins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #CL2#
Rodriguez clinches. #BC#
Jenkins manages to break the clinch.
Jenkins avoids a kick to the body.
Rodriguez fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jenkins circles away from the clinch attempt.
A left and a right from Jenkins both land. Nice combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jenkins lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A jab lands there for Jenkins.#T3##CL2#
Rodriguez gets a clinch.
Rodriguez working aggressively here.
Jenkins blocks an uppercut.
A short left from Jenkins.
Rodriguez lands a nice uppercut.
Jenkins wants to break free but Rodriguez has control.
Rodriguez can't find room to land a body shot as Jenkins controls the action.
Jenkins stalling in the clinch but Rodriguez improves position.
Jenkins is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Rodriguez is keeping busy.
Jenkins seems a little flustered. He's come in with the intention of controlling the clinch but Rodriguez is preventing him from doing so, at least for the moment.
Jenkins tries to circle away but Rodriguez has him pinned against the cage.
Rodriguez swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rodriguez keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jenkins's efforts to push away.
Rodriguez avoiding damage.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
Jenkins working aggressively here. #T4#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jenkins.
Jenkins blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rodriguez misses with the head strike.
Rodriguez can't find room to land a body shot as Jenkins controls the action.
Jenkins tries to circle away but Rodriguez has him pinned against the cage.#BC#
Jenkins's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL2#
Rodriguez darts in and clinches Jenkins up against the cage.
Rodriguez blocking some punches.
Rodriguez misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jenkins.
Jenkins tries to circle away but Rodriguez has him pinned against the cage.
Rodriguez misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rodriguez throws a head punch that misses.
Rodriguez avoiding damage.
Rodriguez misses with the head strike.
Jenkins wants to get back to striking at distance but Rodriguez won't allow it.
Rodriguez misses with a punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ligerito Rodriguez dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Jenkins displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Jenkins with a nice cross.#CL2#
Rodriguez clinches with his opponent.
Jenkins gets through Rodriguez's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Rodriguez throws a punch but it's blocked by Jenkins.
Rodriguez is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace. #BC#
Jenkins's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jenkins lands with a slapping head kick.
A head kick misses from Jenkins. #CL2#
Rodriguez clinches up with Jenkins and pushes him back against the cage.#BC#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL2#
Rodriguez gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Rodriguez misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch but Rodriguez keeps him there for the moment.
Rodriguez gets through Jenkins's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Rodriguez prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
Rodriguez avoiding damage.
Jenkins is trying to break the clinch but Rodriguez is controlling him.#T1#
Rodriguez holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Jenkins tries to break the clinch but Rodriguez is controlling the position.
Rodriguez is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Rodriguez prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.#BC#
Jenkins breaks from the clinch.
Jenkins throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jenkins.
A head kick from Jenkins lands but Rodriguez takes it in his stride.
Leeroy Jenkins is winning the standup battle so far.
Jenkins throws a nice head kick! #CL2#
Rodriguez darts in and clinches Jenkins up against the cage.
Jenkins lands a right hand that snaps the head of Rodriguez backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Rodriguez.
Rodriguez keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jenkins's efforts to push away.
Rodriguez doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T2##BC#
Jenkins's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jenkins, right into the meat.
This has been an exciting period of action!#CL2#
Rodriguez forces Jenkins back against the cage and clinches.
The referee is keeping an eye on Rodriguez - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Ligerito Rodriguez seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.#BC#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #CL2#
Rodriguez darts in and clinches Jenkins up against the cage.
Rodriguez keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jenkins's efforts to push away.
Rodriguez struggles to land a body shot inside as Jenkins controls his hands.
Rodriguez will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Jenkins up against the cage.
Jenkins prevents a body shot from Rodriguez.
A short uppercut from Rodriguez.
A nice left hand lands by Jenkins.
Jenkins blocks a body shot from Rodriguez. #T3#
Jenkins blocking some punches.
Jenkins is trying to break the clinch but Rodriguez is controlling him.#BC#
Jenkins's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Rodriguez tries to clinch but Jenkins is having none of it.
Jenkins misses with a wild combination.
Jenkins lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Jenkins avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A shot to the body from Rodriguez misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Jenkins lets loose with a powerful body kick. Rodriguez will feel that in the morning.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Rodriguez.
Jenkins feints and then cracks Rodriguez's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Rodriguez down.
Jenkins throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Rodriguez.
Rodriguez takes a kick to the side of the head.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#T4#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jenkins wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch. #BC#
Jenkins's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jenkins. #CL2#
Rodriguez moves into range and clinches up with Jenkins.
Rodriguez prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
Rodriguez is stalling here.
Rodriguez's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Rodriguez's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Rodriguez taking a breather.
Rodriguez receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Jenkins blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rodriguez slows down the pace here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leeroy Jenkins dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3#
Jenkins throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. #CL2#
Rodriguez closes the distance and clinches.
Rodriguez has a couple of punches blocked by Jenkins.
Rodriguez has a couple of punches blocked by Jenkins.
Jenkins tries to land knees in the clinch but Rodriguez avoids the damage to the body.
Rodriguez misses with a punch to the body.
Rodriguez tries a body shot but Jenkins blocks it.
Rodriguez doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rodriguez misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jenkins blocking some punches.
Rodriguez effectively controlling the action here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jenkins is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Rodriguez is keeping busy.
Rodriguez controlling the action here for a moment.
Rodriguez misses with a body punch. #T1#
A head punch on the inside from Rodriguez fails to land.
Rodriguez just leaning against Jenkins, taking a breather.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rodriguez.
Jenkins tries to circle away but Rodriguez has him pinned against the cage.#BC#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Rodriguez closes the distance and clinches up with Jenkins, looking for a takedown. Rodriguez pushes Jenkins against the cage but Jenkins circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Rodriguez takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Rodriguez tries to clinch but Jenkins is having none of it.
Jenkins is looking to counter with a body kick.
Rodriguez avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
A head kick misses from Jenkins.
Rodriguez on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Leeroy Jenkins is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rodriguez dodges the punch combination from Jenkins.
Jenkins pulls out of a head kick attempt. #CL2#
Rodriguez gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Rodriguez taking a breather.
Rodriguez tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jenkins's elbow. #T2#
Rodriguez misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jenkins blocks an uppercut.
Rodriguez stalling the fight.
Rodriguez tries to work over Jenkins's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rodriguez tries to work over Jenkins's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jenkins wants to break the clinch but can't.
Rodriguez misses with a punch to the body.
Rodriguez misses with a hook to the ribs. #BC#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jenkins swats away the attempt to clinch by Rodriguez.
Rodriguez on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
This has been an exciting period of action!#CL2#
Rodriguez pushes Jenkins up against the cage in a clinch.
Jenkins prevents a body shot from Rodriguez.
Rodriguez throws a head punch that misses.
Jenkins blocks a body shot from Rodriguez. #T3##BC#
Jenkins's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Rodriguez avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
Rodriguez tries to clinch
and Jenkins counters with a stiff right hand.
Jenkins is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Jenkins throws a nice inside leg kick.
Rodriguez takes a kick to the side of the head.
Rodriguez shoots in looking for a takedown. Jenkins tries to sprawl out of it but Rodriguez keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Jenkins manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jenkins.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
Rodriguez is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Jenkins swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches. #CL2#
Rodriguez closes the distance and clinches.
A head punch on the inside from Rodriguez fails to land. #BC#
Jenkins pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Rodriguez moves out of range easily. #T4#
Rodriguez chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jenkins can pounce on him.
Rodriguez's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rodriguez fails with an attempt to clinch.
Rodriguez takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Jenkins moves into range and connects with a jab.
A head kick from Jenkins lands but Rodriguez takes it in his stride. #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Rodriguez keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jenkins's efforts to push away.
Rodriguez pushes Jenkins back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Jenkins is trying to break the clinch but Rodriguez has him pressed against the cage.
Rodriguez misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rodriguez tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jenkins blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rodriguez misses with a punch on the inside.
Rodriguez tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jenkins's elbow.
Rodriguez slows down the pace here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Leeroy Jenkins showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Jenkins has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Leeroy Jenkins!

A relieved looking Leeroy Jenkins thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: HFC 262 Golden Opportunity     
Date:   May 21, 2016
#R1#
The Crack Head throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A head kick misses from The Crack Head.
A head kick from Jenkins lands but The Crack Head takes it in his stride.
Jenkins thumps The Crack Head with a low kick.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jenkins. #CL2#
The Crack Head rushes Jenkins and presses him up against the cage.
The Crack Head working Jenkins over with knees to the body.
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks with his arms.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. The Crack Head obliges.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.
Jenkins wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage.
The Crack Head putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jenkins in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jenkins lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Jenkins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and The Crack Head avoids it.#T1#
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it.
The Crack Head lands an elbow that stopped Jenkins in his tracks for a moment.
The Crack Head told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Jenkins being controlled against the cage.
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body. #BC#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and The Crack Head moves out of range easily.
The Crack Head throws a leg kick
and Jenkins counters with a head kick.
Tyrone The Crack Head seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
The Crack Head clinches up against the cage.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Jenkins won't want to take too many of those.
The Crack Head taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Jenkins blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jenkins wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it. #T2#
The Crack Head taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Jenkins managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head slowing the pace effectively.
Jenkins takes a knee right on the jaw!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Crack Head scores a nice knee to the body.
Jenkins is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The Crack Head stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Jenkins really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Jenkins avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head avoiding damage as Jenkins throws knees to the body. #T3#
Jenkins avoids a wild elbow strike from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.
The Crack Head is pushing Jenkins up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Jenkins wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The Crack Head connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jenkins's face.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks with his arms. #BC#
Jenkins breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses. #CL2#
The Crack Head forces Jenkins back against the cage and clinches.
The Crack Head slows down the pace here.
The Crack Head has Jenkins pressed against the cage, preventing Jenkins from circling away and getting back to striking at range.#T4#
The Crack Head lands an elbow just above Jenkins 's eye.
The Crack Head effectively controlling the action here.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch but The Crack Head keeps him there for the moment.
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Crack Head keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jenkins's efforts to push away.
A knee to the head by The Crack Head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jenkins avoids it.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
The Crack Head misses with a head kick.
The Crack Head misses with a head kick.
The Crack Head tries to clinch but Jenkins is having none of it.
A head kick from Jenkins lands but The Crack Head takes it in his stride.
The Crack Head throws a head kick that misses
and Jenkins counters with a big head kick but The Crack Head shrugs it off.
A head kick misses from Jenkins.
The Crack Head blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
The Crack Head tries to clinch but Jenkins moves out of range.
The Crack Head wants to clinch.
Leeroy Jenkins is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #CL2#
The Crack Head moves into the clinch successfully.
The referee calls for The Crack Head to work. #T1#
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Jenkins's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jenkins tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and The Crack Head avoids it.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jenkins blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jenkins is trying to break the clinch but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage. #T2#
Jenkins is trying to break the clinch but The Crack Head is controlling him.
Jenkins wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jenkins.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks with his arms.
Jenkins wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jenkins wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
Jenkins is trying to break the clinch but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
Jenkins wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
Jenkins is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jenkins is trying to push The Crack Head away but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.#T3##BC#
Jenkins escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Crack Head fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jenkins has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.#CL2#
The Crack Head has managed to clinch.
A bit of stalling here from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head taking a breather.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head lands an elbow that stopped Jenkins in his tracks for a moment.
The Crack Head has Jenkins pressed against the cage, preventing Jenkins from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Jenkins is looking to break free of the clinch but The Crack Head has double underhooks.
The Crack Head has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Tyrone The Crack Head seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
Jenkins tries to work over The Crack Head's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T4#
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Jenkins is looking to break free of the clinch but The Crack Head has double underhooks.
Jenkins wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it.
Jenkins is looking to break free of the clinch but The Crack Head has double underhooks.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Crack Head just leaning against Jenkins, taking a breather.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jenkins blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jenkins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The Crack Head prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
The Crack Head wants to clinch up but Jenkins keeps it at a distance.
Jenkins throws a quick head kick that skims the top of The Crack Head's head.
Jenkins throws a quick head kick that skims the top of The Crack Head's head.#CL2#
The Crack Head gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Jenkins wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The Crack Head stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Jenkins wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The Crack Head prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks with his arms.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knees to the body from The Crack Head.
A bit of stalling here from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
The Crack Head receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike. #T1#
The Crack Head prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
Jenkins wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body. #BC#
Jenkins's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jenkins looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jenkins throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by The Crack Head.
A head kick misses from Jenkins.
Jenkins avoids the head kick by The Crack Head. #CL2#
The Crack Head drives through and clinches with Jenkins against the cage.
Jenkins managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
Jenkins blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Jenkins working hard to break the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head. #T2#
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jenkins lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jenkins missing with knees to the body.
The Crack Head connects with a knee to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jenkins working hard to break the clinch.
Jenkins tries to circle away but The Crack Head has him pinned against the cage.
The Crack Head using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jenkins avoids it.
Stalling in the clinch from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.
Jenkins managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jenkins avoids it.
The referee is keeping an eye on The Crack Head - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters. #T3#
Jenkins is looking to control The Crack Head's arms but The Crack Head gets an underhook and turns him. Now Jenkins has his back to the cage.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head stalling against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Jenkins's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Jenkins as The Crack Head tries to tie him up.
Jenkins tries to circle away but The Crack Head has him pinned against the cage.#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
The Crack Head gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
Jenkins wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
Jenkins wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
The Crack Head connects with a knee to the head.
Tyrone The Crack Head is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
Jenkins wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Jenkins won't want to take too many of those.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.
Leeroy Jenkins has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jenkins wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The Crack Head goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Crack Head on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tyrone The Crack Head comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got The Crack Head winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tyrone The Crack Head!

Tyrone The Crack Head took some time post fight to say the following; 'F the UFC!!'.
The defeated Leeroy Jenkins had this to say: 'Juast luck mate...'.

 

Event: HFC Challengers 73     
Date:   Apr 17, 2016
#R1#
Jenkins lands with a slapping head kick. #TD#
Jenkins gets a double leg takedown into McGregor's guard.#SUB2#
McGregor escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Jenkins gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB2#
McGregor is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Jenkins is aware though and is defending well.
Jenkins stays in close to McGregor's body and controls the position.
Jenkins wants to get up but he can't break McGregor's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Jenkins avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB2#
McGregor is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Jenkins is aware though and is defending well.
Jenkins seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T1##SUB2#
McGregor escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Jenkins gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Jenkins not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Jenkins looking to sit in guard and control but McGregor gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
McGregor must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
McGregor is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
McGregor trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McGregor throws a strike but Jenkins rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR##T2#
McGregor keeping moving, preventing Jenkins from controlling successfully.
McGregor looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jenkins is one step ahead there. #SUB2#
McGregor working for a triangle but Jenkins defends it easily.
McGregor is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#SUB2#
McGregor is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB2#
McGregor looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #T3#
McGregor wants to sweep here but Jenkins controlling him for the moment. #SUB2#
McGregor is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Jenkins defends well.
McGregor is trying to keep Jenkins in close.
Jenkins slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #SUB2#
McGregor is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Jenkins is aware though and is defending well.#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.#SUB2#
McGregor has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Jenkins can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
McGregor throws a jab when Jenkins was well out of range.
McGregor misses with a left hand
and Jenkins makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
McGregor has his takedown stuffed
and Jenkins counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jenkins scores with a head kick. McGregor tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.#ROC#
McGregor is rocked!
McGregor misses with a hook
and Jenkins makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
McGregor is still on wobbly legs! Can Jenkins finish him?
Jenkins ducks under a wild hook from McGregor.
Jenkins chopping away at his opponent's legs.
McGregor takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McGregor seems to have recovered his senses.
McGregor fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jenkins moves into range and lands a nice body kick. #TD#
Jenkins shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Jenkins looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leeroy Jenkins dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
A nice inside leg kick there by Jenkins. That's going to slow McGregor down.
Jenkins moves away from the strike by McGregor.
Jenkins lands a high kick!
A punch combination from McGregor misses.
McGregor scores with a punch to the head.
McGregor has his takedown stuffed
and Jenkins counters with a slapping leg kick.
Jenkins uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McGregor.
McGregor scores with a sloppy right hand. Jenkins should have avoided that one.
Jenkins really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
That kick from Jenkins tenderised McGregor's leg. McGregor is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jenkins is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McGregor can do to turn this around?
McGregor ducks right into an uppercut from Jenkins.
Jenkins throws a head kick that half lands.
Leeroy Jenkins is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McGregor darts in looking for a takedown but Jenkins gets double underhooks and turns McGregor into the cage.
Jenkins is looking to counter with head kicks.
McGregor misses with a series of wild punches. #T1#
McGregor throws a body shot but no joy.
McGregor throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jenkins throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Jenkins! McGregor is out on his feet! Jenkins rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - McGregor is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! McGregor is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leeroy Jenkins!
Leeroy Jenkins decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Sully McGregor spoke after the fight, saying ''t was a hard fight. For me, it's a lesson learned, a commiserative Guinness, and back to square one. '.

 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

 
 
 
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