PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Latrobe Arundel (ranked 6 p4p, 1 weight class) and Chris Steve (ranked 8 p4p, 2 weight class). Arundel comes to the cage accompanied by Shook Ones. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Arundel
vs
Steve

185 cm
26
190 lbs
15 - 2 - 0

175 cm
30
187 lbs
36 - 4 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Latrobe Arundel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Chris Steve!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Arundel moves out of range of the body kick from Steve.
Arundel swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Steve connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Arundel stalks Steve and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Steve's face. Steve staggers backwards, shaken.

It looks like Chris Steve has been cut.
Arundel throws a lazy right hand but Steve sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Arundel takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Steve throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Arundel counters with a left and a right that stings Steve.
Arundel blocks a jab.
Steve lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Arundel throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Steve wants to counter the offense by Arundel and move into the clinch position.
Steve thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Arundel if he has to take too many more of those.
Steve tries to clinch but Arundel moves away
and Arundel counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Steve is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Arundel.
Steve tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Arundel was well out of range. Poor timing from Steve.
A jab lands there for Steve.
Arundel has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Fist of Fury in the buildup to the fight.
Steve wants to clinch up but Arundel keeps it at a distance.
Arundel appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Arundel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Steve.
Steve throws a hook but Arundel blocks it.
It looked like Arundel wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Arundel uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Steve has time to react.

That has opened up Chris Steve's cut even more.
Steve tries to clinch up.
Crack! A monster head kick from Arundel and Steve falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Arundel!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Latrobe Arundel!
A very excited looking Latrobe Arundel made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Chris Steve stepped up to the mic, saying 'Oh my penis !!!! '.