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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Colin Kaepernick (ranked 291 p4p, 11 weight class) and Turd McPherson (ranked 379 p4p, 15 weight class). The key to victory for Colin Kaepernick has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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230 lbs
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225 cm
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292 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Colin Kaepernick!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Turd McPherson!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Wagner Zegers and Nard Betker.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kaepernick keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
McPherson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kaepernick cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kaepernick fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with McPherson, pushing him back against the cage.
Kaepernick cracks McPherson with a nice body shot.
Kaepernick lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McPherson is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Kaepernick is keeping busy.
Kaepernick is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but McPherson is keeping busy.
Kaepernick lands a right hand that snaps the head of McPherson backwards.
Kaepernick is stalling here.
Kaepernick stalling.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaepernick presses McPherson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
McPherson is looking for a takedown.
Colin Kaepernick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd McPherson.
Kaepernick stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Kaepernick gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from McPherson.
McPherson has Kaepernick pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Kaepernick manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaepernick obliges.
McPherson looks winded!
Kaepernick lands with a short shot to the head.
Kaepernick prevents the takedown attempt.
Kaepernick will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning McPherson up against the cage.
Kaepernick digs a right hand into McPherson's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on McPherson's gas tank.
A nice left hand lands by Kaepernick.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
McPherson looking for a takedown.
Kaepernick has McPherson pushed against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaepernick obliges.
McPherson is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Kaepernick pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Kaepernick lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kaepernick avoiding damage.
McPherson tries for a takedown. No joy.
Kaepernick works on McPherson's body with a couple of short punches.
Kaepernick pushes McPherson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McPherson tries to pull guard but Kaepernick won't allow it.
Kaepernick is struggling to control the position.
Kaepernick lands a right hand.
Kaepernick throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McPherson blocks it with crossed arms.
McPherson is working for takedown but Kaepernick is calmly controlling the position for now.
McPherson is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Kaepernick is defending well.
McPherson tries to land knees in the clinch but Kaepernick avoids the damage to the body.
Kaepernick will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning McPherson up against the cage.
McPherson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kaepernick is pressed up against the cage. McPherson has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Kaepernick down to the mat. Kaepernick avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
McPherson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McPherson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Kaepernick but Kaepernick pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Kaepernick throws a shot to the body.
McPherson misses with a shot to the body
and McPherson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kaepernick is looking to clinch.
McPherson fails with the takedown
and Kaepernick counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kaepernick lands a body shot.
Kaepernick lands a nice shot to the body.
Kaepernick drops McPherson with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but McPherson looks back up at him and smiles so Kaepernick waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
McPherson is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kaepernick ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with McPherson's jaw. McPherson's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Kaepernick does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Colin Kaepernick!
Colin Kaepernick retains his super heavyweight title!
Colin Kaepernick tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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