PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Devin Alvis Iii (ranked 24996 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nancy Pelosi (ranked 5103 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Alvis Iii
vs
Pelosi

200 cm
18
186 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

187 cm
18
195 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Hates pizza

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Devin Alvis Iii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nancy Pelosi!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Robert Twigg and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A low kick from Pelosi misses

and Alvis Iii counters with a shoot takedown. Pelosi fights it but they end up in guard.
Alvis Iii content to stall in guard here.
Alvis Iii throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Alvis Iii looking to pass the guard.
Pelosi tries to land a sweep but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Alvis Iii gets to his feet. Pelosi looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Alvis Iii shoots in but no luck this time.
Alvis Iii with a lazy takedown attempt
and Pelosi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Devin Alvis Iii has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alvis Iii looks for a takedown but Pelosi sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Devin Alvis Iii. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Alvis Iii bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Pelosi comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Alvis Iii falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Alvis Iii was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nancy Pelosi!