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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Aslan Karimov (ranked 3987 p4p, 440 weight class) and Sodomy Hussein (ranked 3292 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Sodomy Hussein was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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204 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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217 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Brawler
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Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Aslan Karimov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sodomy Hussein!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Bruno Lombardi and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice shot by Hussein.
It looks like Aslan Karimov has been cut.
Nice sprawl there from Hussein as Karimov shoots in.
Hussein has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Karimov is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Karimov fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Hussein to the ground. Karimov is now in Hussein's guard.
Hussein pulls Karimov in to control the position.
Karimov has gone for a leg lock! Hussein slips out almost immediately though and dives into Karimov's guard.
Hussein controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Hussein slips nicely into half guard.
Karimov wants to get back to full guard.
Karimov is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Hussein jumps into side control!
Karimov bucks up and tries to throw Hussein off but instead Hussein has got his back!
Karimov tries to break free.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hussein slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Hussein is hanging on to Karimov's back as he tries to escape.
Karimov trying to get back to his feet but Hussein is in full control for now.
What can Karimov do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
Karimov is trying to stand back up.
Hussein biding his time, controlling Karimov.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hussein is continuing to stall.
Karimov is in bad spot here.
Karimov trying to get back to his feet but Hussein is in full control for now.
Karimov trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Hussein biding his time, controlling Karimov.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Karimov is trying to break free.
Hussein has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Karimov's body.
The adventures of Hussein the control monster continue. Boring.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Karimov rolls, trying to escape but Hussein keeps control of the position.
A bit of a pause in the action here. Hussein controlling the positon.
Hussein keeps control of the position as Karimov tries to break free.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hussein is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
Karimov tries to escape but Hussein has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Hussein is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
Karimov looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Karimov is trying to stand back up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Hussein has the hooks in. Karimov is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Karimov is trying to stand back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sodomy Hussein dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Aslan Karimov's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Hussein cracks Karimov with an open hand slap.
Hussein slips a jab from Karimov.
Karimov looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hussein is fending him off so far but Karimov persists. Nope, Hussein circles away and we're back to standing.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Karimov doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Hussein counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Karimov tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Hussein defends well and Karimov ends up having to push Hussein into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Hussein looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Aslan Karimov. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hussein lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Hussein cracks a nice hook into Karimov's ribs.
Hussein sizes up Karimov with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Karimov.
Karimov takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Hussein looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jab from Hussein.
Aslan Karimov's cut is getting worse.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Karimov shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Hussein defends it nicely.
Hussein with a nice cross.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Karimov fails with the takedown
and Hussein counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sodomy Hussein!
Our winner, Sodomy Hussein, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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