PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Rory Rothstein (ranked 5787 p4p, 530 weight class) and William Shitlord (ranked 6185 p4p, 548 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Rothstein
vs
Shitlord

185 cm
26
155 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

186 cm
25
177 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

One stop shop

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rory Rothstein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, William Shitlord!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Alan Glass and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rothstein misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
It seemed like Shitlord was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rothstein throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A little jabbing left from Shitlord on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Rothstein attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shitlord! But no joy.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Rothstein.
Shitlord replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Rothstein blocks it well.
Rothstein throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rothstein gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Shitlord counters with a nice uppercut.
Rothstein with a poor takedown
and Shitlord counters with a lovely shot to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rory Rothstein. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rothstein with a poor takedown

and Shitlord holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shitlord throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rothsteins head.
Rothstein tries to break free but Shitlord pushes him back against the ropes.
Shitlord dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
Shitlord keeps control of Rothstein as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Shitlord tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rothstein's elbow.
A short right from Shitlord.
Shitlord lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Rothstein backwards.
Rothstein blocks an uppercut.
Rothstein wants to break the clinch but can't.
Shitlord prevents Rothstein from breaking the clinch.
Rothstein tries to circle away but Shitlord has him pinned against the ropes.
Come on Shitlord - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Rothstein prevents a body shot from Shitlord.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rothstein wants to break the clinch but can't.
Shitlord misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rothstein tries to break the clinch but Shitlord is controlling the position.
Shitlord has Rothstein pressed against the ropes, preventing Rothstein from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Rothstein tries to break the clinch but Shitlord is controlling the position.
Shitlord prevents Rothstein from breaking the clinch.
Rothstein working hard to break the clinch.
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside.
Shitlord avoiding damage.

Rothstein pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Rothstein misses with a head kick.
Shitlord is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rothstein looks to land a right hand but Shitlord moved out of range.
Rothstein throws a head kick that Shitlord semi-blocks.
Rothstein shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
It seemed like Shitlord was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rory Rothstein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rothstein throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Shitlord's waist but Shitlord gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Rothstein off to one side.
Shitlord looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rothstein shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Shitlord pinned against the ropes. Shitlord gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Rothstein tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Shitlord defends well and Rothstein ends up having to push Shitlord into the ropes where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Rothstein fails to land with a series of punches.
It seemed like Shitlord was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rothstein is breathing heavily.
Rothstein swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Rothstein takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rothstein throws a series of punches but Shitlord avoids them all with ease.
Shitlord looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Rothstein fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Shitlord steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Rothstein.
Rothstein throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rothstein throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Shitlord sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rothstein backing away here, and Shitlord unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Rothstein throws a right and a left that Shitlord avoids nicely.
Rothstein really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The fighters circling - Rothstein throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rothstein misses with the combination.
Shitlord is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Rothstein shoots for a double leg takedown but Shitlord sprawls well. He's pushed Rothstein's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but William Shitlord will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Rothstein pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shitlord! But no joy.
Horrible takedown attempt by Rothstein or perhaps it was just good defense by Shitlord, which made it look bad.
It seemed like Shitlord was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rothstein throws a lazy uppercut
and Shitlord counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rothstein is looking to score with low kicks.
Rothstein throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shitlord! But no joy.
Rothstein misses with a left hand
and Shitlord counters with a straight right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rothstein attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Shitlord tries a quick counter leg kick but Rothstein is wise to it.
No joy there for Rothstein, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A little jabbing left from Shitlord on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Rothstein misses with a double jab.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rothstein misses with a body kick.
Shitlord steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Rothstein.
Rothstein throws a solid leg kick but Shitlord takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Rothstein.
Shitlord replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Rothstein blocks it well.
Shitlord avoids the head kick by Rothstein.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shitlord! But no joy.
Rothstein fails with a takedown attempt.
Shitlord tries to counter with a clinch but Rothstein shakes him off and moves away.
Rothstein fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shitlord! But no joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rory Rothstein. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rothstein throws a leg kick
and Shitlord counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A telegraphed right hand from Rothstein misses the target.
Shitlord tries to counter with a clinch but Rothstein shakes him off and moves away.
Rothstein pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shitlord swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Rothstein throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shitlord! But no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rothstein tries a head kick but it misses.
Shitlord now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Rothstein lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Shitlord circles away quickly and effectively.
Rothstein throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shitlord looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Horrible takedown attempt by Rothstein or perhaps it was just good defense by Shitlord, which made it look bad.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shitlord! But no joy.
Rothstein throws a sloppy head kick
and Shitlord counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A big right from Rothstein misses.
Rothstein shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Shitlord tries to counter by closing the distance.
Rothstein misses with the combination.
Rory Rothstein is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rothstein pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shitlord looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Shitlord moves away from the strike by Rothstein.
Shitlord steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Rothstein.
Rothstein looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Rothstein throws a low kick but Shitlord moves out of range easily.
Rothstein throws a half hearted mid kick.
Shitlord tries a quick counter leg kick but Rothstein is wise to it.
Rothstein throws a nice looking combination but Shitlord bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rothstein tries a head kick but it misses.
Shitlord looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rothstein misses with the body kick
and Shitlord counters with a nice uppercut.

Rothstein is rocked!
Rothstein throws a poor cross that misses
and Shitlord counters with a stiff jab, followed by a cross and an uppercut! That's too much punishment for Rothstein to take - he tumbles to the canvas, blood pouring from his nose, barely conscious. That's the end of the fight! Great knockout by Shitlord!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). William Shitlord!