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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Pope Drunkizkus (ranked 1753 p4p, 236 weight class) and Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 9612 p4p, 611 weight class). Pitakaka has chosen my dick as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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215 lbs
12 - 8 - 0 |
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189 cm
48
217 lbs
30 - 52 - 0 |
World class MT
Insanely flexible
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Good kicks
Knockout power
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Pope Drunkizkus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 52 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Wagner Zegers and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pitakaka throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Drunkizkus was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Drunkizkus blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka ducks into a a hook from Drunkizkus and goes down! He looks in a bit of a mess; will he beat the count?! 4,5,6,7,8 - he's up and looking to carry on! The referee looks into his eyes and sees that he's OK to continue!
It looks like Elijah Pitakaka has been cut.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Pitakaka throws a leg kick
and Drunkizkus counters with a nice uppercut that drops Pitakaka onto his backside! Pitakaka bounces straight back to his feet before we have a chance to even start the count. He'll get the standing 8 count anyway before we get back underway.
Pitakaka is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Drunkizkus jabs at Pitakaka's body.
Pitakaka is still on wobbly legs! Can Drunkizkus finish him?
Pitakaka looks winded!
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Drunkizkus moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka seems to have recovered his senses.
Drunkizkus ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Pitakaka out cold! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pope Drunkizkus!
Pope Drunkizkus very nearly forgot to thank Thomspon 90% amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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