PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Biggie Righty Handy (ranked 3081 p4p, 370 weight class) and Rect Umm (ranked 19778 p4p, 625 weight class). Biggie Righty Handy could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Rect Umm's chin.

Righty Handy
vs
Umm

202 cm
39
209 lbs
27 - 17 - 1

200 cm
29
215 lbs
19 - 9 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 17 - 1, fighting out of London, Biggie Righty Handy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Rect Umm!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Paulo Santos and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Umm keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Umm throws a jab when Handy was well out of range.
Handy tries to counter by clinching up but Umm breaks away and moves out of range.
Handy throws a lazy uppercut
and Umm counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Biggie Righty Handy has been cut.
Umm misses with a combination
and Handy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Handy throws a jab when Umm was well out of range.
Umm has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Handy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

It looks like Rect Umm has been cut.
Umm avoids the head kick by Handy.
Umm is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Handy with a body shot.
Umm's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Handy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Umm scrambles back to his feet.
Handy feints a jab promting Umm to slip. Handy then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Umm slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

Umm is rocked!
Umm throws a big shot that misses.
Umm is still on wobbly legs! Can Handy finish him?
Umm missing with a left hand there. Handy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Umm seems to have recovered his senses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Handy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Umm was well out of range. Poor timing from Handy.
Handy connects with an inside leg kick.
Umm takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Handy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Handy. Umm does a little dance to reset his feet.
Handy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Umm's sensitive parts.
Handy looks to land a combination but Umm avoids it well.
Handy has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Master Chai's Dojo in the buildup to the fight.
Umm cracks Handy with a good jab.
Umm uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Handy.
Umm fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Handy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Umm.

Handy rushes Umm and presses him up against the ropes.
Handy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Handy scores with a hook to the body.
Handy lands with a light punch inside.

Handy breaks from the clinch.
Handy misses with a left hand
and Umm connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Umm takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Biggie Righty Handy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Handy fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Umm, pushing him back against the ropes.
Umm pushes Handy back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Handy working aggressively here.

Umm escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Handy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Handy swinging wildly here.
Handy digs a good hook to Umm's body.
Handy misses with a hook. Umm ducked under it nicely.
Handy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Umm's sensitive parts.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Umm keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Handy.
Umm throws out a leg kick but Handy moves out of range and Umm only half commits.
Umm connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Biggie Righty Handy dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Umm scores with a shot to the body.
Handy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Handy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Handy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Handy scores with a hook to the body.
Umm throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Handys head.
Handy can't find room to land a body shot as Umm controls the action.
Handy lands a shoulder strike.
Handy scores with a shoulder strike.
Handy misses with some punches.
Umm tries to throw a body punch but Handy avoids it by throwing Umm back against the ropes.
Umm blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Handy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Handy blocks a body shot from Umm.
Handy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Umm can do to turn this around?
Handy is leaning against Umm and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Handy manages to break the clinch.
Handy misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Handy throws a right hand that Umm ducks under and follows up with a left that Umm also avoids with ease.
Umm on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Handy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Umm avoids the head kick by Handy.
It seemed like Umm was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Handy throws a lazy uppercut
and Umm counters with a three punch combo that has Handy backing up. Handy nods at Umm to acknowledge the strikes.
Handy lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Umm tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Umm takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Handy has Umm up against the ropes in a clinch.
Umm is trying to push Handy away but Handy has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
A right hook to the body lands for Handy.
Handy misses with a hook to the ribs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Handy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Umm backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Handy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Handy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Umm lands with a short shot to the head.
Handy throws a punch but it's blocked by Umm.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Handy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Handy misses with some punches.
Biggie Righty Handy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Handy working aggressively here.
Umm blocking some punches.
Handy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Handy digs a right hand into Umm's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Umm's gas tank.
Umm is breathing heavily.
Handy works on Umm's body with a couple of short punches.
Handy misses with some punches.
Handy lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Handy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Umm walks into a jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Umm darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Biggie Righty Handy dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Handy misses the shot to the body.
A little jabbing left from Umm on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Rect Umm has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Handy throws a right hand that misses
enabling Umm to counter with a crisp jab.
Umm blocks a jab.

Handy has taken the fight to the clinch.
Handy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Umm is defending well for now.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Handy.
Handy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Handy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Handy lands a shot to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Handy.
Handy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Umm can't find room to land a body shot as Handy controls the action.
Umm blocking some punches.
Handy lands with a left to the head.
Handy throws a head punch that misses.
Handy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Handy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Handy misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Umm.
Handy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Handy lands a nice uppercut.
Handy breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks Umm with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! Umm looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. Umm get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? No, he's flopped back to the mat - he's out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Biggie Righty Handy!
During a confident post fight interview, Biggie Righty Handy thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Rect Umm spoke after the fight, saying 'heavy handed, '.