PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Schmorgen Biscuit (ranked 948 p4p, 121 weight class) and Thierry Paulin (ranked 975 p4p, 124 weight class). Schmorgen Biscuit has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Biscuit
vs
Paulin

183 cm
28
230 lbs
20 - 15 - 0

195 cm
27
240 lbs
15 - 13 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Schmorgen Biscuit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Thierry Paulin!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Paulin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Biscuit.
Biscuit keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Paulin.
It looked like Biscuit wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Biscuit looks to land a left hand but Paulin moved out of range nicely.
Biscuit defending well as Paulin loads up on a big left hand.
Paulin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Biscuit manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Paulin on his heels. He'll look to pass Paulin's guard now, I'm sure.
Biscuit wants to control from the top but Paulin keeps moving.
Paulin is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Biscuit postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Paulin is on top in guard.

The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Biscuit bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Paulin's guard.

The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Biscuit trying to control the position from guard on top but Paulin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Biscuit might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Paulin not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Paulin manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Biscuit manages to get himself to full guard.

The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Paulin postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Paulin must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Paulin in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Biscuit lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Paulin is adopting a defensive guard.
Biscuit passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Paulin can't do much from the bottom here.
The referee asks Biscuit politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Biscuit prefers to stall for the moment though.
Paulin tries to bench press Biscuit off him but Biscuit keeps the position.
Paulin is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Biscuit is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Biscuit with the ground and pound from mount.
Paulin holds on, trying desperately to control.
The referee warns Paulin that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paulin wants to control but Biscuit is having none of it.
Biscuit fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!

It looks like Thierry Paulin has been cut.
Paulin is trying to escape the mount.
Biscuit has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Biscuit with good strikes from the mount here!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Paulin tries to hold on but Biscuit postures up.
Paulin takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Biscuit prevents Paulin from getting the reversal.
Biscuit lands a big elbow.
Biscuit landing punches.
Biscuit with a couple of short strikes.
Paulin is looking to get to half guard.
Paulin in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paulin really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Biscuit cracks Paulin with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Biscuit breaks from Paulin's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Biscuit scoring with strikes but Paulin is staying in there.

Paulin is rocked!
Biscuit scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Paulin?
Paulin is still in real trouble! Can Biscuit finish him?
Biscuit softens up his opponent with a couple of shots there and then CRACK! One massive shot lands there and Paulin is out cold! Biscuit jumps to his feet and celebrates on the cage with the fans, who are, quite frankly, going absolutely mental!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Schmorgen Biscuit!
Schmorgen Biscuit gave a mention to IniTech Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).