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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Edward Stoker (ranked 241 p4p, 38 weight class) and Oswald Cobblepot (ranked 177 p4p, 28 weight class). Stoker's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Let There Be Rock by AC/DC. Edward Stoker has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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196 lbs
45 - 22 - 2 |
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191 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
45 - 22 - 2, fighting out of London, Edward Stoker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Oswald Cobblepot!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stoker throws a big shot that misses.
Cobblepot throws out a counter right but Stoker avoids it with no problem.
Cobblepot misses with a two punch combination.
Stoker throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cobblepot scores with a nice strike.
Cobblepot feints a jab promting Stoker to slip. Cobblepot then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Stoker slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Cobblepot misses with a straight right.
Stoker buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cobblepot moves away from the strike by Stoker.
Cobblepot swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stoker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cobblepot looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Cobblepot lands the left hand.
Cobblepot takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Stoker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cobblepot lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Cobblepot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cobblepot takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Cobblepot throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cobblepot looks to score with a jab to the body but Stoker is just out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cobblepot.
A jab from Stoker does it's job there.
Cobblepot steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stoker.
Cobblepot pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stoker misses with a low kick.
Cobblepot ducks under a wild hook from Stoker.
Stoker misses with an uppercut.
Stoker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cobblepot.
Cobblepot misses with a wild body shot.
Cobblepot uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stoker.
Stoker misses with a straight right.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Cobblepot! But no joy.
A clash of legs there as Cobblepot blocks the low kick.
Cobblepot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Stoker was well out of range. Poor timing from Cobblepot.
Cobblepot pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cobblepot takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Edward Stoker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cobblepot takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Stoker throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Stoker moves out of range of the body kick from Cobblepot.
Cobblepot cracks Stoker with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Cobblepot throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stoker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The fighters circling - Cobblepot throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cobblepot moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stoker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stoker takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Stoker really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cobblepot swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Stoker throws a body punch but Cobblepot moves out of range.
Cobblepot scores with a body shot.
Cobblepot stuns Stoker with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cobblepot throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stoker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Stoker fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cobblepot looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Cobblepot cracks a nice hook into Stoker's ribs.
Stoker avoids a punch combination nicely.
Cobblepot throws an overhand right that lands on Stoker's shoulder, as Stoker tries to avoid the shot.
Stoker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Stoker swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Cobblepot misses with a two punch combination.
Cobblepot cracks a nice hook into Stoker's ribs.
Stoker swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Cobblepot throws out a counter right but Stoker avoids it with no problem.
Cobblepot throws a leg kick
and Stoker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cobblepot looks to land a right hand but Stoker moved out of range.
Stoker shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Cobblepot lands a right hook to the body.
Stoker connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A jab from Cobblepot misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stoker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cobblepot.
Cobblepot loads up on a big right hand but Stoker slips the punch.
Stoker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cobblepot raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Cobblepot takes a jab right on the kisser.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cobblepot. Stoker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cobblepot throws a lazy right hand but Stoker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cobblepot uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stoker.
Stoker misses the shot to the body.
Cobblepot lands with a straight right. Stoker didn't see that one coming.
Cobblepot lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Stoker misses with a straight right.
Cobblepot defending well as Stoker loads up on a big left hand.
Stoker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cobblepot.
Cobblepot checks a low kick from Stoker.
Stoker avoids the body shot from Cobblepot.
Stoker lands an overhand right.
Stoker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cobblepot.
Stoker feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Stoker blocks the body kick.
Stoker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stoker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cobblepot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stoker lands with a good body shot.
Stoker moves out of range of the strikes.
Stoker looks to score with a jab to the body but Cobblepot is just out of range.
Stoker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stoker throws a low kick, looking for Cobblepot's leg but Cobblepot calmly moves out of range.
Cobblepot ducks under a wild hook from Stoker.
Cobblepot throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Stoker misses with a body shot.
A bone on bone clash there as Cobblepot blocks the leg kick.
Cobblepot misses the jab.
Stoker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cobblepot moves away.
Stoker lands with a good body shot.
Stoker moves forwards but Cobblepot connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Cobblepot is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Stoker had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Cobblepot throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stoker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Stoker on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Cobblepot scores with a sloppy right hand. Stoker should have avoided that one.
Cobblepot wants to slow Stoker down by chopping away at his legs.
Stoker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stoker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Cobblepot misses with an uppercut. Stoker saw that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oswald Cobblepot dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Stoker throws a chopping leg kick but Cobblepot manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Stoker buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Stoker just misses with a punch to the body.
Cobblepot uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Stoker.
Stoker throws a lazy right hand but Cobblepot sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stoker buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Stoker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cobblepot moves away.
Cobblepot looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Cobblepot uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stoker.
Oswald Cobblepot seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cobblepot swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stoker takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Stoker drops his hands momentarily and Cobblepot takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Stoker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Stoker misses with an uppercut.
Cobblepot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stoker moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cobblepot looks to throw the jab but Stoker is out of range.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Stoker might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Stoker looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Cobblepot looks to throw the jab but Stoker is out of range.
Stoker paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cobblepot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stoker moves away.
Stoker throws a solid leg kick but Cobblepot takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Stoker.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cobblepot misses with a lunging right hand
and Stoker counters with a nice body shot.
Stoker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cobblepot was well out of range. Poor timing from Stoker.
Cobblepot is looking for the big counter here.
Stoker missing with a left hand there. Cobblepot was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Stoker throws a body shot but no joy.
The fighters circle momentarily. Stoker darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Stoker throws a looping overhand right but Cobblepot ducks down to avoid it.
Stoker lands a slapping body shot.
Cobblepot throws a body shot but no joy.
Cobblepot misses the jab.
Cobblepot takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cobblepot throws a nice outside leg kick.
The fighters circling - Cobblepot throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stoker swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Stoker throws out a leg kick but Cobblepot moves out of range and Stoker only half commits.
A lazy left from Stoker finds it's target.
Cobblepot throws a looping overhand right but Stoker ducks down to avoid it.
Cobblepot thumps Stoker with a low kick.
Nice defenses there by Stoker.
Stoker takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cobblepot chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Stoker can pounce on him.
Cobblepot throws a hook to the side of Stoker's head but Stoker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Cobblepot misses.
Stoker throws a body shot but no joy.
Cobblepot connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A chopping leg kick lands by Cobblepot.
Stoker misses with a body shot.
Cobblepot lands with a nice body kick.
Cobblepot misses with a looping right.
Stoker fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cobblepot looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Cobblepot throws a lazy uppercut
and Stoker counters with a nice body shot.
Stoker looks to score with a jab to the body but Cobblepot is just out of range.
Stoker throws a sloppy body shot
and Cobblepot counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A swing and a miss from Cobblepot.
A counter left hand to the body from Stoker misses its target.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Stoker, right into the meat.
Stoker uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Cobblepot has time to react.
Cobblepot slips a jab from Stoker.
Cobblepot misses with an uppercut. Stoker saw that one coming.
Cobblepot throws out a loose jab but Stoker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stoker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cobblepot throws a big shot that misses.
Stoker was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cobblepot digs a good hook to Stoker's body.
A jab from Stoker finds it's way through Cobblepot's defenses.
Some bone on bone action there as Cobblepot checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Stoker throws a one two combo.
Donk. Cobblepot catches Stoker right on the button with a cross.
Stoker throws a leg kick but Cobblepot sees it coming and moves out of range.
Stoker walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Stoker has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Cobblepot.
Stoker takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cobblepot. Stoker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cobblepot keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stoker wants to slow Cobblepot down by chopping away at his legs.
Stoker takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cobblepot comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Stoker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A telegraphed right hand from Stoker misses the target.
Cobblepot misses with an uppercut.
Stoker scores with a jab to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stoker takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Stoker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Stoker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cobblepot throws a hook but Stoker blocks it.
Cobblepot throws a looping overhand right but Stoker ducks down to avoid it.
Cobblepot misses with a hook. Stoker ducked under it nicely.
Stoker looks to score with a jab to the body but Cobblepot is just out of range.
A little jabbing left from Cobblepot on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Cobblepot digs a good body shot into Stoker's ribs.
Stoker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cobblepot.
Stoker takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Cobblepot fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cobblepot misses with a looping left.
Cobblepot connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Cobblepot misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stoker.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Stoker throws a jab when Cobblepot was well out of range.
Cobblepot looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Cobblepot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stoker moves away.
Cobblepot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stoker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cobblepot moves away.
Stoker swings widly with a right hand
and Cobblepot counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oswald Cobblepot showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Cobblepot throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Cobblepot throws a lazy right hand but Stoker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cobblepot misses with a looping left.
Cobblepot lands a slapping body shot.
Stoker misses with a straight left.
Cobblepot comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Stoker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cobblepot moves away.
Cobblepot swings widly with a right hand
and Stoker counters with a low kick, right behind Cobblepot 's knee.
Stoker's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Cobblepot connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Stoker scrambles back to his feet.
A jab from Stoker finds it's way through Cobblepot's defenses.
Stoker lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Cobblepot moves into range and connects with a jab.
Stoker misses with a straight left.
Stoker bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Nice straight punches there by Cobblepot. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Cobblepot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stoker scoring well with a low kick there.
Stoker takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cobblepot slips a jab from Stoker.
Stoker just misses with a punch to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from Stoker misses.
Stoker looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Cobblepot keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stoker.
Stoker takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Cobblepot keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cobblepot throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cobblepot works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The fighters circling - Cobblepot throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cobblepot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Stoker was well out of range. Poor timing from Cobblepot.
Stoker walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cobblepot checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Cobblepot! But no joy.
Cobblepot throws a hook but Stoker avoids it easily.
Cobblepot throws a right and a left that Stoker avoids nicely.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Stoker.
Stoker misses with a looping left.
Stoker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cobblepot was well out of range. Poor timing from Stoker.
Cobblepot takes a jab right on the kisser.
Cobblepot just misses with a punch to the body.
Stoker tried to counter with a leg kick but Cobblepot avoided it.
Good shot there by Cobblepot.
Cobblepot throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stoker misses the shot to the body.
Oswald Cobblepot is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cobblepot looks to score with a jab to the body but Stoker is just out of range.
Cobblepot works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Cobblepot misses with a leg kick.
Stoker misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Cobblepot counters with a straight right hand.
Cobblepot misses with a looping left.
Stoker ducks under a wild hook from Cobblepot.
Stoker slips under a jab from Cobblepot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cobblepot. Stoker does a little dance to reset his feet.
It looked like Stoker wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Nice defenses there by Stoker.
Cobblepot's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Cobblepot displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stoker throws out the jab.
Cobblepot looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Stoker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cobblepot manages to avoid it.
Cobblepot comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Stoker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cobblepot.
A nice inside leg kick there by Cobblepot. That's going to slow Stoker down.
Cobblepot looks to land a left hand but Stoker moved out of range nicely.
Stoker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cobblepot sees it coming and avoids it easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Cobblepot! But no joy.
Stoker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cobblepot.
Stoker was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Cobblepot keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stoker.
Cobblepot bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cobblepot swings for the body but Stoker moves out of range.
Stoker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cobblepot misses the jab.
Cobblepot has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Cobblepot looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Cobblepot moves out of range as Stoker strikes.
Stoker fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Cobblepot on the side of the head.
Stoker throws a body punch but Cobblepot moves out of range.
Stoker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Stoker checks a leg kick nicely.
Stoker scores with a nice head shot.
Cobblepot throws a big shot that misses.
Cobblepot keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stoker ducks under a wild hook from Cobblepot.
Cobblepot throws an overhand right that lands on Stoker's shoulder, as Stoker tries to avoid the shot.
Cobblepot digs a good body shot into Stoker's ribs.
Cobblepot cracks Stoker with a good jab.
Cobblepot misses with a hook. Stoker ducked under it nicely.
Cobblepot uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stoker.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stoker dodges the punch combination from Cobblepot.
Stoker jabs at Cobblepot's body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cobblepot throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cobblepot changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Stoker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Cobblepot misses with a body shot.
Stoker throws a hook but Cobblepot avoids it easily.
Stoker throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Cobblepot pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Stoker fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Cobblepot misses with a looping left.
Stoker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cobblepot takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Cobblepot fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Stoker has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cobblepot looks to land a right hand but Stoker moved out of range.
Stoker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cobblepot was well out of range. Poor timing from Stoker.
And that's the end of the fight!
Oswald Cobblepot comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Cobblepot has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oswald Cobblepot!
Oswald Cobblepot spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
Edward Stoker spoke after the fight, saying 'I may have lost that fight. But at least I'm not being managed by that douchebag Michael Knight (52061) anymore.'.
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