PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 1733 p4p, 210 weight class) and Omero Hyuyu (ranked 5182 p4p, 460 weight class). Hitler comes into the arena with Soldatenlieder blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Hitler
vs
Hyuyu

175 cm
29
160 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

173 cm
26
150 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

This Is England (Everything $25)
Bee Krazy

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adolf Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Omero Hyuyu!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Steven Brown and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hyuyu shoots in for a takedown but Hitler shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Hyuyu tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Hyuyu tries to clinch up but Hitler circles away and keeps his distance.
Hyuyu takes one on the chin but seems OK.

It looks like Omero Hyuyu has been cut.
Hyuyu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hyuyu has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Hitler misses with a hook to the body
and Hyuyu counters with a two punch combo.
Hyuyu slips under a jab from Hitler.
Hitler throws a leg kick
and Hyuyu cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hyuyu misses with an uppercut.
The crowd cheers as Hyuyu lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hitler doesn't seem phased though.
Hitler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hitler moves into range and connects with a jab.
Decent striking displayed by Hitler there.
Hitler throws a right hand that misses
and Hyuyu counters with a left to the body.
Nice jab there from Hitler.
Hyuyu is looking to clinch.
Hyuyu takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler connects with a right hand. Hyuyu shakes it off.
Hitler ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hitler misses the shot to the body.
Hyuyu misses with a wild combination.
Hitler avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Adolf Hitler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hyuyu fails to land with a series of punches.
Hyuyu's corner calls for a 1-2. Hyuyu obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Hyuyu fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hitler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hyuyu slips under a jab.
Hyuyu looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hitler is fending him off so far but Hyuyu persists. Nope, Hitler circles away and we're back to standing.
Adolf Hitler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hyuyu looks to score with a jab to the body but Hitler is just out of range.
Hitler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Hyuyu gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hitler throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hyuyu steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hitler.
Hitler lands with an uppercut that bounces Hyuyu off the cage and back into range.
Hitler has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Hyuyu catches Hitler with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

Hitler sends Hyuyu crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Hitler is motioning to the referee to let Hyuyu up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Hyuyu is rocked!
Hyuyu moves out of range of the strikes.
Hyuyu throws a counter combo.
Hyuyu is still on wobbly legs! Can Hitler finish him?
Hitler throws a jab but it's blocked by Hyuyu.
Hyuyu seems to have recovered his senses.
Hitler throws the kick towards the body but Hyuyu avoids it.
Hitler throws a hook to the side of Hyuyu's head but Hyuyu sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hyuyu misses with a wild body shot.
Hyuyu darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Hitler darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That has opened up Omero Hyuyu's cut even more.

Hitler cracks Hyuyu with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Hitler has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Hyuyu to stand back up!
Hitler looks to land a left hand but Hyuyu moved out of range nicely.
Hitler misses the jab.
Hitler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hyuyu let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hyuyu tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Hitler counters with a nice body shot.
Hitler is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hitler. Hyuyu does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hyuyu steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hitler.
Hitler getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Hyuyu takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hyuyu avoids the body shot from Hitler.
Left hook, right uppercut from Hyuyu.
A telegraphed right hand from Hitler misses the target.
Hyuyu's jab looks to have found its range, popping Hitler under the eye.
Hitler throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hyuyu takes one on the button.

The cut above Omero Hyuyu's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hyuyu tests Hitler's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hyuyu throws a lazy right hand but Hitler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A little feinted left hand from Hitler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Hitler feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hyuyu's calf.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hyuyu changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Hyuyu slips under a jab from Hitler.
Hyuyu takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Hitler throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Hyuyu to counter with a crisp jab.
Hyuyu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hitler was well out of range. Poor timing from Hyuyu.
Hitler appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Hitler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hyuyu counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hitler scores with the left hand. Hyuyu knows he should have avoided that one.
Hitler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hyuyu stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hitler scores with a nice strike.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hitler.
Hyuyu shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Hitler sprawls well. Hitler wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hyuyu gets slowly back to his feet.
Adolf Hitler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Omero Hyuyu.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hitler connects with a good right hand that stumbles Hyuyu. Hyuyu circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Hitler dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Omero Hyuyu's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Hyuyu takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Hitler swats away the attempt to clinch by Hyuyu.
Hitler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hyuyu.
Hitler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hyuyu can do to turn this around?
Hitler slips a jab from Hyuyu.
Hyuyu smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Hitler misses with a straight right.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hitler.
Hitler scores with a leg kick.
Hitler misses with a right hand
and Hyuyu counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hitler thinking.
Hitler misses with a left hand
and Hyuyu counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hitler digs a good hook to Hyuyu's body.
Hitler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hitler throws a right hand that misses
and Hyuyu counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Hyuyu might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Hitler has got the better of the exchanges.
Hyuyu bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Hitler's head.
Hitler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hyuyu.
Omero Hyuyu is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler just misses with a punch to the body.
Hitler throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hyuyu.
Hitler loads up on a big right hand but Hyuyu slips the punch.
Hitler fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hyuyu is out of range.
Hyuyu swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hyuyu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hitler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hitler swings away with a body shot that misses
and Hyuyu counters with a one-two to the body.
Hitler misses with a leg kick
and Hyuyu counters with a straight right hand.
Hyuyu tries to clinch up but Hitler circles away and keeps his distance.
Hitler misses the jab.
Hitler lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Hitler fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Hitler throws a nice inside leg kick.
Hitler throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hyuyu checks the leg kick.
Hitler throws a body shot but no joy.
Hyuyu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hyuyu throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hitler.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hyuyu. Hitler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hitler looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Hyuyu pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hyuyu misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hitler throws a hook to the side of Hyuyu's head but Hyuyu sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hyuyu is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Hyuyu checks the leg kick.
Hitler throws a leg kick that misses.
Hyuyu shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Hitler as he jumps to the side.
Hyuyu moves in looking to clinch but Hitler pushes him off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Hyuyu throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hyuyu takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Hyuyu is breathing heavily.
Hyuyu walks into a stiff left hand from Hitler.
The crowd cheers as Hitler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hyuyu doesn't seem phased though.

Omero Hyuyu's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Nice shot lands for Hyuyu.
Hitler thuds his right hand into Hyuyu's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Hitler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hyuyu.
Hyuyu doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Hitler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Omero Hyuyu's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Adolf Hitler!
An out of breath and clearly excited Adolf Hitler thanked This Is England (Everything $25) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).