PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubble Butt (ranked 987 p4p, 48 weight class) and Yago Steve (ranked 6888 p4p, 50 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Butt
vs
Steve

199 cm
22
270 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

200 cm
21
251 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubble Butt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Yago Steve!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Lou da Vinci and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Steve looks to throw the jab but Butt is out of range.
Butt throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Steve.
Steve just misses with a punch to the body.
Butt is looking to counter the offense by Steve and move into the clinch.

Butt has Steve up against the cage in a clinch.
Butt misses with some punches.
Butt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Butt stalling in the clinch but Steve improves position.
Steve tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Butt lands a left hand.
Steve lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Steve misses with a body punch.
Steve misses with some punches.
Butt lands a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Steve tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Steve throws a punch but it's blocked by Butt.
Steve misses with a hook from the clinch.
Butt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Steve blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Steve misses with a short punch on the inside.
Butt misses with a punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Steve throws a head punch that misses.
Steve misses with a punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Butt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Steve blocks an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Butt.
Steve swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Butt.
Steve scores with a nice hook to the head.
Steve fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Steve.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Steve.
Butt avoiding damage.
Steve throws a head punch that misses.
Steve fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Butt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Steve backwards.
Steve softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Steve lands a shot to the body.
Steve lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Butt lands with a left to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butt prevents a body shot from Steve.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Butt.
Steve blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Steve misses with the head strike.
Butt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Steves head.
A nice left hand lands by Butt.
Steve lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Butt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Butt is stalling here.
Steve takes a shot to the head.
A short body shot lands from Butt as the two fighters clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Butt.
Butt has Steve pushed against the cage.
Butt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Butt leaning against his opponent.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Steve swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steve softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Butt dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Butt misses with the head strike.
Steve fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Butt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Butt trying to control the position but instead, Steve has worked for underhooks and has pushed Butt into the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Steve.
Butt content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
Steve misses with a body punch.
A short right from Butt on the inside.
Butt stalling.
A nice right hand lands inside from Butt.
Steve can't find room to land a body shot as Butt controls the action.
Butt pushes Steve back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Steve.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Steve misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Still in the clinch, Butt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Butt blocking some punches.
Steve lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Butt.
Steve misses with the head strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Butt has a couple of punches blocked by Steve.
Steve misses with the head strike.
A hook to the body from Steve.
Still in the clinch, Butt scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short right from Steve on the inside.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Steve swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Steve lands with a light punch inside.
Steve blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Steve lands a nice uppercut.
Butt looking to stall.
Steve lands a left hand that snaps the head of Butt backwards.
Steve scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Butt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Steve's elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bubble Butt will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Steve throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Butt stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Butt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Butt has taken the fight to the clinch.
Butt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Steve misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Steve fails to land.
Steve blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Steve misses with a punch on the inside.
Steve looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Steve tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Butt lands a nice uppercut.
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
Steve misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Steve working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Butt lands with a left to the head.
Butt has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Steve misses with a punch on the inside.
Steve misses with some punches.
Butt misses with some punches.
Butt throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Steve tries a body shot but Butt blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Butt blocks an uppercut.
Butt prevents a body shot from Steve.
Butt lands with a light punch inside.
Butt is trying to stall.
Steve tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Butt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Steve has a couple of punches blocked by Butt.
A short uppercut from Butt.
Steve lands a left hand that snaps the head of Butt backwards.
Steve working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Butt lands with a light punch inside.
Steve tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Steve.
A head punch on the inside from Steve fails to land.
Butt misses with a punch on the inside.
Steve misses with some punches.
Steve tries a body shot but Butt blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Steve fails to land.
Steve swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Steve.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Butt tries to work over Steve's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Butt is looking to control Steve's arms but Steve gets an underhook and turns him. Now Butt has his back to the cage.
Butt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A right hand to the body from Steve.
Butt blocks an uppercut.
Butt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Butt working aggressively here.
Butt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Steve fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Steve misses with the head strike.
Steve blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Steve misses with some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Steve.
Steve swings wildly with an uppercut but Butt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Butt taking a breather.
Butt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Steve struggles to land a body shot inside as Butt controls his hands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
Steve blocking some punches.
Steve scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Steve working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Still in the clinch, Butt scores with a nice short uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Butt.
Butt misses with the head strike.
Butt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Steve blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Steve misses with a body punch.
Steve unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Butt! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Steve is unloading with more strikes now! Butt drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yago Steve!
Yago Steve bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
The defeated Bubble Butt had this to say: 'power'.