PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Wilhelm Strauss (ranked 2471 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uri Gellar (ranked 2249 p4p, 0 weight class). Strauss comes to the cage accompanied by Root Of All Evil. Gellar comes into a darkened arena with his song building. James Randi exposes Uri Geller kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Strauss
vs
Gellar

174 cm
30
170 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

166 cm
34
165 lbs
27 - 10 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Wilhelm Strauss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Uri Gellar!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Sam Margolis and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Strauss chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Gellar can pounce on him.
Gellar throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Strauss uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gellar.
Gellar is looking to score with low kicks.

Strauss closes the distance and pushes Gellar back into the cage.
Gellar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gellar blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Strauss misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gellar cracks Strauss with a nice body shot.
A short left from Strauss.
Strauss lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Gellar throws a punch but it's blocked by Strauss.
Gellar tries to work over Strauss's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Strauss tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gellar lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Strauss throws a head punch that misses.
Strauss pushes Gellar back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Strauss scores with a shot to the side of Gellar's head.
Gellar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Gellar working aggressively here.
Strauss throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Strauss lands a nice shot to the body.
Still in the clinch, Strauss scores with a nice short uppercut.
Strauss doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Strauss throws a punch but it's blocked by Gellar.
Strauss tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Gellar fails to land.
Strauss lands a body shot in the clinch.
Strauss cracks Gellar with a nice body shot.
Gellar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Strauss backwards.
Gellar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Strauss swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gellar tries to throw a body punch but Strauss avoids it by throwing Gellar back against the cage.
Strauss lands a shoulder strike.
Gellar misses with the head strike.
Gellar misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nice body punch from Strauss.
Gellar prevents a body shot from Strauss.
Strauss scores with a hook to the body.
Gellar misses with a punch to the body.
Gellar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Strauss.
Gellar looks winded!
Strauss blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Strauss misses with a punch on the inside.
Strauss misses with a punch on the inside.
Gellar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Strauss lands a right hand.
Strauss scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Strauss throws a punch but it's blocked by Gellar.
Strauss lands with a short shot to the head.
Gellar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Strauss lands with a short shot to the head.
Gellar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gellar lands with a left to the head.
Strauss misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gellar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Strauss lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Strauss lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Gellar is rocked!
Gellar blocking some punches.
Gellar is still on wobbly legs! Can Strauss finish him?
Strauss throws a punch but it's blocked by Gellar.
Gellar seems to have recovered his senses.
Strauss struggles to land a body shot inside as Gellar controls his hands.
Gellar misses with a punch to the body.
Strauss throws a punch but it's blocked by Gellar.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Strauss lands with a light punch inside.
Strauss struggles to land a body shot inside as Gellar controls his hands.
Gellar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Strauss lands a left hand that snaps the head of Gellar backwards.
Strauss scores with a hook to the body.
Gellar misses with some punches.
Strauss digs a right hand underneath Gellar's ribcage. Gellar let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Strauss fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gellar blocks a body shot from Strauss.
Strauss lands with a light punch inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Strauss.
Strauss lands with a right to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gellar.
Strauss misses with a punch on the inside.
Strauss throws a punch but it's blocked by Gellar.
Gellar tries a body shot but Strauss blocks it.
Gellar swings wildly with an uppercut but Strauss uses good head movement to avoid it.
Strauss makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Strauss creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Gellar's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Gellar drops to his knees and Strauss pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wilhelm Strauss!
Our winner, Wilhelm Strauss, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.