PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pugilistic Dementia (ranked 2114 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ao Kuang (ranked 21240 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Dementia might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dementia
vs
Kuang

187 cm
37
209 lbs
20 - 6 - 0

197 cm
25
213 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pugilistic Dementia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ao Kuang!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kuang misses with a body kick.
Dementia takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Dementia throws a head kick but Kuang moves out of range.
Kuang is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Kuang throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Kuang wants to slow Dementia down by chopping away at his legs.
A swing and a miss from Dementia.
Kuang flicks out a counter leg kick but Dementia steps away.
Kuang dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dementia. That did some damage!
Dementia looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Dementia throws a big shot that misses.
Dementia scores with a kick to the midsection.
Kuang walks into a left hand.
Kuang pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kuang lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dementia jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dementia scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dementia misses with a low kick.
Dementia takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Dementia feints and then cracks Kuang's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kuang down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dementia misses with a wild body shot.
Kuang misses with a leg kick.
Kuang takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kuang tries to clinch but Dementia moves out of range.
Dementia lands a nice shot that snaps Kuang's head back.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dementia.
That kick from Kuang tenderised Dementia's leg. Dementia is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kuang throws out a leg kick but Dementia moves out of range and Kuang only half commits.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dementia checks a leg kick.
Dementia avoids the head kick by Kuang.
Dementia tried to counter with a leg kick but Kuang avoided it.
Dementia checks a low kick from Kuang.
Kuang has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Dementia throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kuang plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Dementia scores with a jab to the body.
Dementia throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kuang fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kuang throws a chopping leg kick but Dementia manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Kuang attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dementia chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kuang can pounce on him.
Kuang keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kuang is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dementia throws the left hand but Kuang avoids the punch easily.
A bone on bone clash there as Kuang blocks the leg kick.
Kuang throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kuang looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dementia jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dementia avoids the head kick by Kuang.
Kuang wants to slow Dementia down by chopping away at his legs.
Dementia is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kuang.
A shot to the liver by Dementia. Beautiful body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kuang avoids the body shot from Dementia.
Dementia bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kuang's head.
Dementia throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dementia scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

Kuang clinches with his opponent.
Dementia with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dementia lands a damaging elbow.
Nice elbow from Dementia.
Kuang working aggressively here.
Dementia lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Ao Kuang has been cut.
Kuang misses with the head strike.
Kuang working aggressively here.
Dementia's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dementia lands with a right to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kuang working aggressively here.
Kuang avoiding damage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kuang.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dementia lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kuang backwards.
Dementia lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dementia blocking some punches.
Dementia lands a nice elbow.
Dementia tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kuang fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dementia doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kuang makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dementia lands an elbow inside that Kuang shrugs off.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dementia lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dementia.
Kuang pressing his opponent against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Kuang fails to land.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kuang misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kuang trying to stall but Dementia improves his position.
Dementia lands a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pugilistic Dementia dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ao Kuang's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Kuang blocks the body kick.
Dementia blocks a low kick nicely.
It looked like Dementia wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Dementia checks a leg kick.
Dementia looks to land a body kick but Kuang moved away.
Dementia throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kuang misses with a head kick.
Kuang throws a leg kick but Dementia checks it.
Dementia checks the leg kick.
Dementia dips to his left and cracks Kuang with an uppercut!
Dementia misses with a low kick.
Kuang scores with a head kick.
Pugilistic Dementia is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kuang gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Kuang takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Kuang moves out of range of the body kick from Dementia.
Kuang stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dementia.
Kuang tries to land a leg kick but Dementia saw it coming and moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dementia finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Kuang throws a head kick that misses.
Dementia misses with a low kick as Kuang jumps back.
Kuang blocks a leg kick.
Ao Kuang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dementia scoring well with a low kick there.
Kuang wants to land a leg kick but Dementia is out of range.
Dementia looks to land a right hand but Kuang moved out of range.
Kuang defending well as Dementia loads up on a big left hand.
Kuang buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dementia misses with a body kick.
Dementia throws out a leg kick but Kuang moves out of range and Dementia only half commits.
Kuang scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dementia misses with a wild body shot.
Dementia fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Kuang throws a leg kick which misses Dementia's front leg but catches the back leg as Dementia tries to avoid it.
Kuang tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dementia manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dementia takes a kick to the side of the head.
Kuang with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dementia keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kuang takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Dementia moves out of range of the leg kick from Kuang.
Dementia throws a low kick but Kuang moves out of range easily.
Kuang checks a low kick from Dementia.
Kuang walks into a straight right hand from Dementia.
Dementia is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Kuang tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dementia is able to avoid easily.
Kuang throws a leg kick but Dementia sees it coming and moves out of range.
Kuang attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dementia takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Dementia throws a low kick, looking for Kuang's leg but Kuang calmly moves out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Kuang 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Dementia misses with a body shot.
Kuang feints a counter leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dementia looks to land a body kick but Kuang moved away.
Dementia throws a leg kick which misses Kuang's front leg but catches the back leg as Kuang tries to avoid it.
Kuang tries to clinch up.
Dementia quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Kuang wants to clinch.
Kuang moves in looking to clinch but Dementia pushes him off.
An attempted straight right counter from Dementia misses the target.
Dementia throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Kuang is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Dementia tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kuang was well out of range. Poor timing from Dementia.
Kuang slips under a jab from Dementia.
Kuang displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dementia throws out the jab.

Kuang moves into the clinch.
Dementia landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dementia misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kuang.
Kuang doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dementia tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dementia fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nice elbow from Dementia.
Dementia scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kuang lands a right hand.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Dementia.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kuang avoiding damage as Dementia throws knees to the body.
Kuang misses with a punch on the inside.
Kuang swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kuang misses with a punch on the inside.
Dementia softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dementia lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dementia trying to land knees to the body.
Kuang throws a punch but it's blocked by Dementia.
Nice body punch from Dementia - that landed with a thud.
Dementia scores with a shoulder strike.
Dementia is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kuang can do to turn this around?
Kuang looking to stall.
Dementia swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pugilistic Dementia dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Ao Kuang's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Decent striking displayed by Dementia there.
Kuang throws out a leg kick but Dementia moves out of range and Kuang only half commits.
Kuang misses with a low kick.
Dementia lands a head shot.
An inside leg kick from Kuang misses.
Kuang misses with a leg kick.
Dementia misses with an attempted mid kick.
Kuang wants to clinch up but Dementia keeps it at a distance.
Kuang dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dementia. That did some damage!
Dementia pivots, looking for a leg kick but Kuang is out of range and Dementia settles back down.
Kuang raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Dementia misses with an uppercut. Kuang saw that one coming.
Kuang appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kuang throws a low kick but Dementia avoids it.
Kuang throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Kuang avoids a kick to the body.
Dementia misses with an attempted mid kick.
A head kick misses from Kuang.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dementia keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

Kuang closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Kuang fails to land.
Dementia lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dementia lands with a left to the head.
Kuang fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Dementia breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kuang uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dementia.
Kuang displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dementia throws out the jab.
Kuang throws a low kick but Dementia avoids it.
Kuang uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dementia.
Dementia looks to throw the jab but Kuang is out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Kuang checks a leg kick.
Kuang tries to clinch up but Dementia circles away and keeps his distance.
Dementia checks a low kick from Kuang.
Kuang defending well as Dementia loads up on a big left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Kuang there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kuang will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dementia appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Kuang is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dementia.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fight stays on the outside here - Kuang looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kuang misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pugilistic Dementia is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Nice body kick from Dementia.

Kuang gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dementia.
Dementia's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dementia slows down the pace here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kuang.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dementia blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dementia displaying some good clinch control by pressing Kuang up against the cage.
Pugilistic Dementia has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Kuang misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kuang lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dementia blocking some punches.
Dementia throws an elbow but it misses.
Kuang swings wildly with an uppercut but Dementia uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dementia.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dementia.
A bit of stalling here from Kuang.
Kuang tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kuang lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kuang misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dementia blocking some punches.
Kuang throws a head punch that misses.
Kuang digs a right hand into Dementia's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dementia's gas tank.
Kuang throws a head punch that misses.
Kuang working aggressively here.
Kuang swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dementia blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ao Kuang has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dementia blocks a punch to the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Ao Kuang.
Well Dementia has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pugilistic Dementia!
Pugilistic Dementia seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.