PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Thai Boxer (ranked 1679 p4p, 206 weight class) and Pete Vonshredder (ranked 1190 p4p, 150 weight class). Vonshredder comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Nobody Speak kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Pete Vonshredder enters the cage!

Boxer
vs
Vonshredder

187 cm
31
195 lbs
17 - 5 - 0

171 cm
29
203 lbs
15 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Fast

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Thai Boxer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pete Vonshredder!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Russell Pearce and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vonshredder comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

Boxer has Vonshredder up against the cage in a clinch.
Vonshredder misses with an elbow strike.
Boxer connects with a knee to the head.
Boxer keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Vonshredder's efforts to push away.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Boxer.
Boxer throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Vonshredder blocks it with crossed arms.
Vonshredder blocks an elbow strike from Boxer.
Vonshredder wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Boxer throws a knee to the head but misses.

Vonshredder breaks from the clinch.
Vonshredder keeps the fight on the outside.
Boxer swings for the body but Vonshredder moves out of range.
It seemed like Vonshredder was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nice shot lands for Boxer.
Boxer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Vonshredder.
Boxer misses with a right hand
and Vonshredder cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Boxer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vonshredder digs a good body shot into Boxer's ribs.
Vonshredder throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Boxer to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boxer lands with a kick to the temple. Vonshredder shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Vonshredder throws a shot from downtown. Boxer moves away and avoids it.
Boxer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boxer lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Boxer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Vonshredder scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Boxer doesn't seem bothered though.
Boxer misses with a hook
and Boxer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Vonshredder lands with an uppercut that bounces Boxer off the cage and back into range.

Boxer darts in and clinches Vonshredder up against the cage.

Vonshredder breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Boxer tries a head kick but it misses.
Some wild striking there from Vonshredder.
It looked like Boxer was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Vonshredder.
Boxer tries to close the distance and clinch but Vonshredder swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Vonshredder scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vonshredder misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Boxer lands with a good body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boxer throws a body shot but no joy.
A little jabbing left from Vonshredder on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Vonshredder looks to land a right hand but Boxer moved out of range.
Boxer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Vonshredder throws a shot from downtown. Boxer moves away and avoids it.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Boxer. Vonshredder shrugs it off though.
Boxer looks to clinch
and Vonshredder counters with a straight right hand.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Boxer! Vonshredder is out on his feet! Boxer rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Vonshredder is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Vonshredder is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thai Boxer!