PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Queen Boudica (ranked 1188 p4p, 69 weight class) and Joe Slasher (ranked 1971 p4p, 112 weight class). Boudica comes to the cage accompanied by Dropkick Murphys. Joe Slasher has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Queen Boudica's chin.

Boudica
vs
Slasher

165 cm
22
141 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

162 cm
21
140 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Queen Boudica!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Slasher!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Atkins and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slasher throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Boudica.
Slasher misses with a looping left.
Slasher walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

Slasher clinches.

Boudica breaks from the clinch.
Boudica dips to his left and cracks Slasher with an uppercut!
Boudica looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Boudica lands a leg kick that knocks Slasher off balance momentarily.
Slasher scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Boudica scores with a spinning back kick!
Slasher throws a one two combo.

It looks like Queen Boudica has been cut.
Joe Slasher seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slasher takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Boudica lunges at Slasher with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Slasher's hand.
Slasher wants to clinch.
Boudica connects with the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice takedown defense from Boudica. No joy for Slasher on that attempt.
Boudica uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slasher.
Slasher throws out a loose jab but Boudica uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boudica scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A jab from Boudica does it's job there.
Slasher doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Boudica counters with a good low kick that Slasher was not able to check.
Slasher misses with a shot to the body
and Slasher takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Boudica is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Boudica avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slasher has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Slasher shoots in for a takedown but Boudica shows good takedown defense.
Queen Boudica has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Slasher.
Boudica connects with the punch.
Nice uppercut there from Slasher.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boudica slips under a jab from Slasher.
A head kick from Boudica lands but Slasher takes it in his stride.
Slasher pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slasher misses with a double jab.
Boudica keeps the fight on the outside.
Boudica fires out a quick counter leg kick but Slasher just manages to avoid it.
Slasher misses with a wild body shot.
Slasher goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

Boudica is rocked!
A swing and a miss from Slasher.
Slasher scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Boudica doesn't seem bothered though.
Slasher misses with a body shot
and Boudica counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Boudica is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Slasher misses with a right hand
enabling Boudica to counter with a crisp jab.
Slasher swings for the body but Boudica moves out of range.
Slasher misses with a hook
and Boudica counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Slasher throws a right hand that misses
and Boudica counters with an outside leg kick.
Boudica throws a hook but Slasher blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boudica feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Slashers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Slasher misses with a body shot.
Slasher misses with a shot to the body
enabling Boudica to counter with a crisp jab.
Boudica with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Slasher throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Boudica defending well as Slasher loads up on a big left hand.
Slasher needs to keep his hands up - Boudica had a free shot at his head there.
Slasher throws a body punch but Boudica moves out of range.
Boudica uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slasher.
Slasher fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Boudica manages to avoid it.
Boudica swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Slasher looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Slasher looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slasher looks to score with a jab to the body but Boudica is just out of range.
Boudica moves into range and connects with a jab.
A slow jab from Boudica misses its intended target.
Slasher misses with a hook
and Boudica counters with a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boudica jabs Slasher right on the nose. Slasher blinks but takes it well.
Boudica with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Boudica throws a jab but it's blocked by Slasher.
Boudica loads up on a big right hand but Slasher slips the punch.
Slasher closes the distance looking to clinch
and Slasher takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slasher misses with an uppercut
and Boudica counters with a good low kick that Slasher was not able to check.
Boudica moves out of range of the strikes.
Boudica throws a quick counter head kick but Slasher was just out of range.
Slasher just misses with a punch to the body.
Boudica throwing a counter right hand but Slasher manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Queen Boudica dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Queen Boudica's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Slasher misses with a hook
and Slasher takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Boudica takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Slasher misses with a body shot
letting Boudica counter with a right hand.
Slasher misses the shot to the body.
Boudica avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slasher misses with a lunging right hand
and Boudica makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slasher. Boudica does a little dance to reset his feet.
Boudica was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Boudica scoring well with a low kick there.
Boudica stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Boudica wants it to stay on the feet.
Boudica looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Boudica scoring well with a low kick there.
Slasher has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slasher throws a hook but Boudica blocks it.
As Slasher backs away, Boudica returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Slasher moves away from the strike by Boudica.
Slasher throws a shot to the body.
Slasher works over Boudica's head and body with a nice combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slasher throws a body punch but Boudica moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slasher lands a body shot.
Slasher's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Slasher will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Good shot there by Boudica.
Boudica throws a jab when Slasher was well out of range.
Slasher lands with an overhand left.
Oh Boudica is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Slasher misses with a straight right.
Slasher steps into range and unloads a brutal right left combo! Boudica is out on his feet! Slasher sets himself and nearly takes Boudica's head off with a straight right, sending him crashing to the mat! Wow, that was nasty... but awesome! Wooo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Joe Slasher!
After winning the bout, Joe Slasher thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.