PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Bizihwaeile (ranked 172 p4p, 25 weight class) and Brak Maugøn (ranked 287 p4p, 44 weight class). Bizihwaeile comes to the cage accompanied by Problem - Say That Then ft. Glasses Malone. Maugøn is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Save Yourself. Brak Maugøn has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bizihwaeile
vs
Maugøn

194 cm
38
272 lbs
26 - 10 - 0

189 cm
31
264 lbs
23 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Johnny Bizihwaeile!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brak Maugøn!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maugøn scores with a punch to the head.
Bizihwaeile throws a nice outside leg kick.
Johnny Bizihwaeile seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bizihwaeile rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Maugøn counters with a nice uppercut.
Maugøn looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bizihwaeile has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Race in the buildup to the fight.
Bizihwaeile throws a hook but Maugøn blocks it.
Maugøn keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bizihwaeile.
Maugøn misses with a looping left.
Bizihwaeile half committed to a counter leg kick.
Maugøn lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bizihwaeile wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Maugøn uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bizihwaeile.
A bone on bone clash there as Maugøn blocks the leg kick.
Maugøn throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Bizihwaeile counters with an outside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A swing and a miss from Bizihwaeile.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bizihwaeile throws a leg kick
and Maugøn makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Maugøn takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bizihwaeile displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Bizihwaeile looks to score with a jab to the body but Maugøn is just out of range.
Maugøn throws a shot from downtown. Bizihwaeile moves away and avoids it.
It looked like Bizihwaeile wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bizihwaeile shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Maugøn comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Maugøn lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bizihwaeile will feel that in the morning.
Bizihwaeile is breathing heavily.
Bizihwaeile avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maugøn tried to score with a low kick but Bizihwaeile checks it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Maugøn looks to throw the jab but Bizihwaeile is out of range.
Maugøn throws a body shot but no joy.
Donk. Maugøn catches Bizihwaeile right on the button with a cross.
Bizihwaeile throws a big shot that misses.
Bizihwaeile misses with an uppercut. Maugøn saw that one coming.
Bizihwaeile takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Maugøn's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bizihwaeile under the eye.
Bizihwaeile lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bizihwaeile stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Maugøn.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bizihwaeile misses with a straight left.
Maugøn raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Maugøn scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bizihwaeile doesn't seem bothered though.
The fighters circling - Maugøn throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The fighters circling - Bizihwaeile throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Maugøn ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Maugøn swings for the body but Bizihwaeile moves out of range.
Bizihwaeile swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Maugøn cracks Bizihwaeile with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A nice inside leg kick there by Maugøn. That's going to slow Bizihwaeile down.

Maugøn cracks Bizihwaeile with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Maugøn has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Bizihwaeile to stand back up!

Bizihwaeile is rocked!

It looks like Johnny Bizihwaeile has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A low kick from Bizihwaeile is predictable there
and Maugøn rattles Bizihwaeile with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Bizihwaeile tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Maugøn dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Bizihwaeile stiff and motionless on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Brak Maugøn!
After winning the bout, Brak Maugøn thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
In defeat, Johnny Bizihwaeile stepped up to the mic, saying 'Man fuck.. don't tell me this fake ass mofo beat me? my guy looks like a girl with a plastic D. What a joke to our generation.'.