PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Iosue Nicu (ranked 314 p4p, 47 weight class) and Darth Sidious (ranked 181 p4p, 27 weight class). Nicu comes to the cage accompanied by It's Dark and Hell Is Hot. On his way into the cage it seems that Iosue Nicu has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Iosue Nicu seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Nicu
vs
Sidious

190 cm
37
216 lbs
34 - 14 - 1

180 cm
34
204 lbs
36 - 23 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Iosue Nicu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darth Sidious!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, William Gold and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sidious connects with a good right hand that stumbles Nicu. Nicu circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

It looks like Iosue Nicu has been cut.
Sidious misses with a series of wild punches.
Sidious ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nicu moves away.
Nicu checks a leg kick.
Nicu wants to land a leg kick but Sidious is out of range.
Sidious scores with a kick to the midsection.
Nicu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sidious just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sidious throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sidious throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Nicu counters with a nice body kick.
Nicu has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Smash and Twist in the buildup to the fight.
Sidious takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nicu backing away here, and Sidious unleashes a leg kick that just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Nicu.
Sidious scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Nicu misses with a left hand
and Sidious counters with a solid body kick.
Nicu walks into a stiff left hand from Sidious.
Sidious throws a body kick that misses.
Sidious throws a head kick that misses.
Sidious buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nicu is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Sidious Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Nicu is out cold, face down on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Darth Sidious!
Our winner, Darth Sidious, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.