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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Butane (ranked 1485 p4p, 170 weight class) and Johnny Drama (ranked 1405 p4p, 158 weight class). Butane's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Genesis. Drama has chosen The Vicious White Kids No Lip as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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255 lbs
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240 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hulk Butane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Drama!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drama fails with an attempt to clinch.
Butane just misses with a punch to the body.
Drama throws a right hand that Butane ducks under and follows up with a left that Butane also avoids with ease.
Drama throws a wild body kick that Butane sees coming a mile off.
Drama dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Drama throws a big shot that misses.
Drama tries to close the distance and clinch but Butane swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Drama looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Butane takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Butane tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Drama was well out of range. Poor timing from Butane.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Butane swats away the attempt to clinch by Drama.
Drama looks for the body kick but Butane saw that one coming.
Drama misses with a few strikes there.
A quick step to the side and Butane tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Butane connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Butane dodges the punch combination from Drama.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Drama moves out of range of the strikes.
A big left from Drama misses.
Drama misses with a series of wild punches.
As Drama backs away, Butane returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Drama changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Good shot there by Butane.
Butane scoring well with a low kick there.
Drama scores with a punch to the head.
The fighters circle momentarily. Butane darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Drama tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Butane tries to work over Drama's front leg with a kick but Drama checks it.
Butane gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Drama misses with a body shot.
Butane is looking to counter punch.
A big left from Butane misses.
Drama swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Butane has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Drama finds it's way round the side to connect with Butane's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Butane on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Drama scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Nice straight punches there by Drama. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Drama.
Butane waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Drama.
Butane scores with a sloppy right hand. Drama should have avoided that one.
Drama is looking to clinch but Butane is avoiding it.
Butane tries to keep at a distance but Drama has taken the fight into the clinch.
Butane with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Drama.
Drama misses with a body punch.
Butane lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Butane pushes Drama back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Drama misses with a hook to the ribs.
Butane lands a body shot in the clinch.
Butane pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Butane throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A nice side step and Drama releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Nice shot lands for Butane.
Butane lands with a shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Drama. Butane does a little dance to reset his feet.
Butane thumps Drama with a low kick.
Drama tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Butane manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Drama drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Butane scores with a leg kick.
Drama looks to land a body kick but Butane moved away.
Drama scores with a kick to the midsection.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Butane.
Butane misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Butane gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Drama.
Drama takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Nice body kick there by Butane.
Butane throws a low kick but Drama moves out of range easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Drama wants to clinch
enabling Butane to counter with a crisp jab.
Butane works Drama's body with a nice hook.
Butane dodges the punch combination from Drama.
Drama looks winded!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Drama takes a jab right on the kisser.
Drama swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Butane turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Butane bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Butane takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Butane takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Drama misses with an uppercut. Butane saw that one coming.
Butane throws a hook to the side of Drama's head but Drama sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Butane misses with a wild body shot.
Butane is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Butane scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
An inside leg kick from Butane misses.
Butane takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Butane plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Drama is rocked!
Drama is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hulk Butane dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Drama throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Butane counters with a leg kick.
Butane walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Drama checks a low kick from Butane.
It seemed like Drama was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Drama swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Drama pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Butane throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Drama jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Butane fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Drama.
Butane walks forward, straight into a front kick from Drama.
Butane fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Drama on the side of the head.
Butane dodges the punch combination from Drama.
Butane appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Butane lands the left hand.
Drama takes a swing at Butane's ribcage but misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Drama avoids a kick to the body.
Butane misses with a hook to the body
and Drama counters with a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Drama waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Butane.
Butane swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Drama tries to clinch but Butane moves out of range.
Butane feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Drama has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Butane.
Drama throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Butane throws a leg kick which misses Drama's front leg but catches the back leg as Drama tries to avoid it.
Drama changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Butane misses with a hook.
Butane feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Drama's calf.
Drama tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Butane is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Butane connects with a single shot there.
A head kick misses from Drama.
Drama will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Butane dodges the punch combination from Drama.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butane lands with a nice combination. Drama backs away looking to recover.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Butane throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Butane throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Butane throws a hook but Drama blocks it.
Drama misses with a series of wild punches.
Butane checks the leg kick.
Drama throws a looping overhand right but Butane ducks down to avoid it.
Hulk Butane is winning the standup battle so far.
Butane swings for the body but Drama moves out of range.
Butane scores with a jab to the jaw.
Drama throws a big shot that misses.
Drama misses with a body punch
and Butane counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Johnny Drama is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Drama keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Drama closes the distance looking to clinch
and Butane connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butane thumps Drama with a low kick.
Butane tried to score with a low kick but Drama checks it.
Drama walks into a straight right hand from Butane.
Drama fails to land with a series of punches.
Drama ducks under a wild hook from Butane.
Butane connects with the punch.
Butane is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Butane takes a swing at Drama's ribcage but misses.
A big left from Drama misses.
A jab from Butane misses.
A swing and a miss from Butane.
Butane cracks Drama with a good jab.
Drama misses with an attempted mid kick.
Butane throws a hook to the side of Drama's head but Drama sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Drama works Butane's body with a nice hook.
Butane shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Drama misses with an uppercut. Butane saw that one coming.
Butane half committed to a counter leg kick.
Drama scores with a jab. Butane acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Butane misses the jab.
Drama lands a slapping body shot.
A jab from Butane does it's job there.
Drama's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Butane uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Drama.
Butane takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Butane misses with a looping left.
Crunch! Butane slams his shin into Drama's torso.
Drama moves out of range as Butane strikes.
Butane lands with a shot to the body.
Drama scores with a nice body kick.
Drama throws a sloppy head kick and Butane moves out of range easily.
Drama displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Butane throws out the jab.
Butane bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Hulk Butane will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Drama throws a head kick that half lands.
Drama blocks the body kick.
Drama throws out a counter right but Butane avoids it with no problem.
Drama has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Butane, right into the meat.
Drama lands with a shot to the body.
Butane lands with a cross.
Butane keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Butane dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Drama swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Drama takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Butane lands a head shot.
Butane will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Drama moves in looking to clinch but Butane pushes him off.
An attempted straight right counter from Butane misses the target.
Butane connects with a solid leg kick.
Butane takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Drama walks into a jab.
Butane lands a head kick. Drama smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Butane comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Drama misses with a kick to the body.
Drama moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Drama's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Butane connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Drama scrambles back to his feet.
Butane moves out of range as Drama throws a body kick.
Drama tries to close the distance and clinch up but Butane swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Butane explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Butane misses the jab.
Drama dips to his left and cracks Butane with an uppercut!
Drama misses with a two punch combination.
Butane slips under a jab.
Butane scores with a push kick.
Drama takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Butane chopping away at his opponent's legs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Drama swinging wildly here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butane misses with a low kick.
Butane feints and then cracks Drama's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Drama down.
Drama misses with a series of wild punches.
Butane tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Drama was well out of range. Poor timing from Butane.
Butane defending well as Drama loads up on a big left hand.
Butane bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Drama shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Drama scores with a jab to the jaw.
Drama dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Butane. That did some damage!
Drama checks the leg kick.
Butane fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Drama.
Drama has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Butane.
Butane dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Drama. That did some damage!
Hulk Butane is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Drama misses with a kick to the body.
Butane tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Drama was well out of range. Poor timing from Butane.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butane connects with a crisp jab.
Drama lands with a kick to the ribs.
Butane keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Drama.
Butane avoids the head kick by Drama.
Johnny Drama has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Butane fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Drama.
Jab by Butane.
Drama throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Butane sizes up Drama with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Drama tries to clinch up.
Drama on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Butane. Butane obviously looking to wear him down.
Drama throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Butane went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Drama misses with a right hand
and Butane connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Drama lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Drama just misses with a punch to the body.
Drama doesn't manage to clinch there - Butane circles away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Drama darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Butane lands a body shot.
Butane scores with a sloppy right hand. Drama should have avoided that one.
Drama gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Butane scores with a jab. Drama acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Butane lands a leg kick that knocks Drama off balance momentarily.
Drama misses with a kick to the body.
Butane fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
An inside leg kick lands from Butane.
Butane lands a body shot.
Butane is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Drama can do to turn this around?
Butane fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Butane uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Drama.
As Drama looks to move away, Butane throws a big counter combo but Drama just gets out of the way.
A slapping body kick lands there for Butane.
Drama lands a high kick!
Drama has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Drama there as he acknowledges the shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hulk Butane showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Butane has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hulk Butane!
Hulk Butane took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I was looking forward to knockin this sucka out with a combo.'.
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