PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Macho Randy (ranked 568 p4p, 73 weight class) and Hulk Butane (ranked 1294 p4p, 156 weight class). Butane has chosen Genesis as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Randy
vs
Butane

225 cm
41
271 lbs
23 - 13 - 0

197 cm
30
255 lbs
14 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Macho Randy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hulk Butane!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good leg kick by Randy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Randy bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Butane's head.
Butane takes a kick to the side of the head.
Randy misses with a combination
and Butane counters with an outside leg kick.
Butane throws a low kick, looking for Randy's leg but Randy calmly moves out of range.
Randy throws a predictable looking body shot
and Butane counters with a left and a right that stings Randy.
Butane scores with a jab.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Butane pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Randy back to the cage. Butane follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Randy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Butane looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Randy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Butane scores with a body shot.
Randy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Butane. Butane obviously looking to wear him down.
Butane ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Randy moves away.
Randy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A jab from Butane does it's job there.
Randy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Randy misses with a head kick.
Butane fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Randy.
A bone on bone clash there as Randy blocks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Randy ducks under a wild hook from Butane.
Butane throws a looping overhand right but Randy ducks down to avoid it.
Randy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Butane takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Randy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Randy misses with an uppercut.
Butane throws a leg kick but Randy checks it.
Randy lands a leg kick that knocks Butane off balance momentarily.
Randy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Butane.
Randy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Butane was well out of range. Poor timing from Randy.
Randy slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Randy connects with a looping right hand.
Randy swings for the body but Butane moves out of range.
Butane uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Randy.
Butane rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Randy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Randy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Butane lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Randy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Randy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Randy cracks Butane with an open hand slap.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Butane scores with a jab to the head.
Randy throws a front kick aimed at Butane's knee but Butane avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butane connects with a single shot there.
Butane throws a body shot but no joy.
Butane throws a solid leg kick but Randy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Butane.
Randy is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Randy ducks under a wild hook from Butane.
Randy feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Randy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Butane on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Randy. Randy obviously looking to wear him down.
Randy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Randy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Butane takes a swing at Randy's ribcage but misses.
Butane keeps the fight on the outside.
Butane loads up on a big right hand but Randy slips the punch.
Randy throws an overhand right that lands on Butane's shoulder, as Butane tries to avoid the shot.
Randy looks to land a right hand but Butane moved out of range.
Randy throws a wild body kick that Butane sees coming a mile off.
Butane keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Randy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Butane fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Randy looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Randy tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Randy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Randy throws an off balance right hand
and Butane counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Randy scores with a kick to the body.
Butane keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Butane misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Randy.
Butane scores with a body shot.
Butane is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Randy takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Butane tests Randy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Butane looks to throw the jab but Randy is out of range.
Butane with a hook.
Butane throws a jab when Randy was well out of range.
Butane blocks the body kick.
Butane lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Butane throws a head kick but Randy moves out of range.
Butane throws a hook but Randy blocks it.
Randy was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Randy is looking to clinch but Butane is avoiding it.
Butane lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Butane.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butane moves out of range of the body kick.
Butane scores with a jab.
Randy connects with a solid leg kick.
Randy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jab, jab by Butane - just one landing.

Randy is rocked!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Butane engages and cracks Randy with a massive lead left hook - Randy tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Butane is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hulk Butane!
Hulk Butane made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I was looking forward to knockin this sucka out with a combo.'.