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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Haise Sasaki (ranked 2028 p4p, 218 weight class) and Boomerang Farts (ranked 1010 p4p, 134 weight class). This should be a great matchup!
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265 lbs
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277 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Haise Sasaki !
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Boomerang Farts!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Yuuki Gou and Ren Mimura.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Sasaki does no damage.
Sasaki swings for the body but Farts moves out of range.
Farts swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Sasaki on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Good exchange - Sasaki coming out on top.
Sasaki lands with a cross.
Sasaki feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Fartss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Farts throws a right hand that misses
and Sasaki cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sasaki tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Farts lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sasaki fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sasaki throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sasaki wants to clinch up but Farts keeps it at a distance.
Farts throws out a counter right but Sasaki avoids it with no problem.
Farts blocks a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sasaki on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
It looks like Haise Sasaki has been cut.
Farts connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sasaki . Sasaki circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Farts tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sasaki was well out of range. Poor timing from Farts.
Sasaki throws a hook but Farts blocks it.
Sasaki throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Farts appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Farts throws the left hand but Sasaki avoids the punch easily.
Sasaki ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sasaki tests Farts's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Farts keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sasaki bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sasaki closes the distance and pushes Farts back into the cage.
Sasaki has a couple of punches blocked by Farts.
Farts is looking to break free of the clinch but Sasaki has double underhooks.
Farts misses with a punch to the body.
Nice body punch from Sasaki - that landed with a thud.
I was talking to Sasaki 's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A head punch on the inside from Farts fails to land.
Farts misses with a punch on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Farts can't break the clinch.
Sasaki is working Farts over against the cage.
Sasaki lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Sasaki tries a body shot but Farts blocks it.
Sasaki can't find room to land a body shot as Farts controls the action.
Sasaki pushes Farts back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Farts lands with a short shot to the head.
A short right from Farts.
Sasaki tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Farts fails to land.
Sasaki lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Farts.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sasaki .
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sasaki .
Sasaki lands a left hand that snaps the head of Farts backwards.
Sasaki misses with a punch to the body.
Farts is trying to break the clinch but Sasaki has him pressed against the cage.
Farts misses with the head strike.
Farts swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sasaki tries to throw a body punch but Farts avoids it by throwing Sasaki back against the cage.
Sasaki is pushing Farts up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A right handed body shot lands from Sasaki .
Farts looks winded!
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Sasaki is working Farts over against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sasaki .
A hook to the body from Sasaki .
Sasaki blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sasaki misses with a punch to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sasaki pushes Farts back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sasaki is working Farts over against the cage.
Farts letting Sasaki take a breather here.
Sasaki lands a body punch in the clinch.
Sasaki lands a hook that snaps the head of Farts backwards.
Sasaki tries to throw a body punch but Farts avoids it by throwing Sasaki back against the cage.
Sasaki avoiding damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Farts tries to break free but Sasaki pushes him back against the cage.
Sasaki effectively controlling the action here.
Farts's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Sasaki throws a good cross that connects.
Sasaki misses with a combination
and Farts counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Haise Sasaki dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Haise Sasaki 's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Farts tries to bum rush Sasaki with a series of wild strikes but Sasaki uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Sasaki moves into range and clinches up with Farts.
Sasaki working aggressively here.
Sasaki tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sasaki misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sasaki 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Sasaki misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short uppercut from Farts.
Farts misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sasaki tries to work over Farts's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sasaki blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Farts misses with a punch to the body.
Farts misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Sasaki .
Farts tries to work over Sasaki 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Farts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sasaki scores with a shoulder strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Farts scores with a hook to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Farts working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Farts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short uppercut from Farts.
Farts breaks the clinch.
Sasaki ducks under a wild hook from Farts.
Farts throws a hook but Sasaki avoids it easily.
Sasaki tries to clinch but Farts is having none of it.
It seemed like Farts was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Haise Sasaki is winning the standup battle so far.
Farts looks to score with a jab to the body but Sasaki is just out of range.
Sasaki scores with a jab to the head.
Sasaki throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Farts connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Haise Sasaki 's cut is getting worse.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Sasaki misses.
Farts moves forwards but Sasaki connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Sasaki lands a glancing blow to the side of Farts's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sasaki tries to clinch but Farts moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Farts! But no joy.
Sasaki doesn't manage to clinch there - Farts circles away.
Farts throws a body shot but no joy.
Sasaki lands a nice hook to Farts's body. Farts takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Sasaki misses with a hook. Farts ducked under it nicely.
Farts is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Sasaki with a body shot.
Sasaki ducks under a wild hook from Farts.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farts misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A quick step to the side and Sasaki tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sasaki throws a jab but it's blocked by Farts.
Sasaki fails to land with a series of punches.
Haise Sasaki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Farts swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Farts takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Sasaki has taken the fight to the clinch.
Farts prevents a body shot from Sasaki .
Farts swings wildly with an uppercut but Sasaki uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sasaki swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Farts throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Farts on the inside.
Sasaki lands a right hand that snaps the head of Farts backwards.
Sasaki lands a hook to the side of the head.
Farts misses with the head strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sasaki tries to stall but Farts uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Farts working aggressively here.
Sasaki holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A short uppercut from Sasaki .
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Farts.
A short right from Farts.
Farts swings wildly with an uppercut but Sasaki uses good head movement to avoid it.
Farts misses with some punches.
Sasaki lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Sasaki cracks Farts with a nice body shot.
Sasaki lands a left hand.
Sasaki scores with a shoulder strike.
Sasaki tries to throw a body punch but Farts avoids it by throwing Sasaki back against the cage.
Haise Sasaki has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Sasaki lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Haise Sasaki will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Haise Sasaki 's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Nice defenses there by Farts.
Sasaki throws a big shot that misses.
Farts misses with a looping left.
As Farts tries to get set, Sasaki tries to push him back and clinch up but Farts manages to avoid the attempt.
Sasaki scores with a jab to the body.
Sasaki throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sasaki throws a hook but Farts avoids it easily.
Sasaki thuds his right hand into Farts's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Farts throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
As Farts tries to get set, Sasaki tries to push him back and clinch up but Farts manages to avoid the attempt.
Sasaki tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Farts connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Farts takes a shot right to the bread basket.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Farts looks to score with a jab to the body but Sasaki is just out of range.
Farts moves out of range as Sasaki strikes.
Farts throws out a counter right but Sasaki avoids it with no problem.
Farts avoids the body shot from Sasaki .
Farts loads up on a big right hand but Sasaki slips the punch.
Sasaki wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Sasaki steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Farts.
Sasaki throws an overhand right that lands on Farts's shoulder, as Farts tries to avoid the shot.
Farts blocks a jab.
Sasaki forces Farts back against the cage and clinches.
A head punch on the inside from Farts fails to land.
Sasaki trying to control the position but instead, Farts has worked for underhooks and has pushed Sasaki into the cage.
Farts misses with a punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Farts has had enough of the clinch but Sasaki keeps him there for the moment.
Sasaki blocks a body shot from Farts.
Sasaki working aggressively here.
A short left from Sasaki .
Farts misses with a hook to the ribs.
Farts goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Farts tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sasaki 's elbow.
Sasaki keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Farts's efforts to push away.
Sasaki prevents Farts from breaking the clinch.
Farts is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Sasaki is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Farts can do to turn this around?
Sasaki is looking to control Farts's arms but Farts gets an underhook and turns him. Now Sasaki has his back to the cage.
Farts lands a nice uppercut.
Sasaki lands with a short shot to the head.
Farts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sasaki presses Farts against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Farts takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Sasaki working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Sasaki taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Sasaki pressing his opponent against the cage.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Sasaki for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Sasaki scores with a hook to the body.
Sasaki lands a body shot in the clinch.
Farts fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Sasaki stalling the fight.
Good body shot from Sasaki .
Sasaki works on Farts's body with a couple of short punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sasaki .
A nice right hand lands inside from Sasaki .
A nice left hand lands by Sasaki .
Sasaki lands a body punch in the clinch.
Sasaki lands a hook to the side of the head.
Farts is rocked!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sasaki lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Farts or not.
Farts is still on wobbly legs! Can Sasaki finish him?
Sasaki dips a shoulder and cracks Farts with a mighty uppercut! Farts falls back against the cage and Sasaki unloads with a barrage of strikes! Farts is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Sasaki screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Haise Sasaki !
Haise Sasaki is the new heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Haise Sasaki thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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