PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Zilch Filch (ranked 3195 p4p, 313 weight class) and Boris Orlov (ranked 2273 p4p, 239 weight class). Orlov has chosen K.A.B.O.S.H. - God Of War as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Filch
vs
Orlov

174 cm
27
154 lbs
11 - 10 - 1

175 cm
31
147 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 10 - 1, fighting out of New York, Zilch Filch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Boris Orlov!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Arvi Lind and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Orlov jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Filch keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Orlov.
Filch chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Orlov can pounce on him.
Filch takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Orlov throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Filch counters with a nice leg kick.
Orlov works Filch's body with a nice hook.
Orlov misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Filch counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Orlov throws a jab when Filch was well out of range.
Filch looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Orlov lands a glancing blow to the side of Filch's head.
Orlov throws a hook but Filch blocks it.
Orlov thows a left - swing and a miss!
Orlov's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Filch connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Orlov scrambles back to his feet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Filch throws a lazy head kick
and Filch takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Orlov throws a leg kick but Filch sees it coming and checks it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orlov with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Filch to score with a decent uppercut.
Filch with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A jab from Orlov misses.
Filch slips a jab from Orlov.
A telegraphed right hand from Orlov misses the target.

Filch moves into the clinch.
Orlov is trying to break the clinch but Filch has him pressed against the ropes.
Filch misses with a short punch on the inside.
Filch has Orlov pressed against the ropes, preventing Orlov from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Filch cracks Orlov with a nice body shot.
Nice body punch from Filch - that landed with a thud.
Orlov has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Filch with an attempt at a knee that misses.

Orlov pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Boris Orlov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Filch blocks a jab.
Filch fires out a quick counter leg kick but Orlov just manages to avoid it.
The fighters circling - Orlov throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A solid leg kick lands there for Orlov.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Filch moves out of range as Orlov strikes.
Orlov has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Filch fakes the leg kick and cracks Orlov in the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A thudding body kick lands there by Filch!
Filch pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Filch works the jab nicely.
Orlov takes one to the chin there.
Filch throws a body kick that misses.
Filch misses with a body shot.
Filch defending well as Orlov loads up on a big left hand.
Filch was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Filch takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Filch steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Orlov.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Orlov thows a leg kick but Filch checks it
and Filch counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A jab from Filch misses.
Orlov takes one to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zilch Filch dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Filch throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Orlov throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Filch tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Orlov manages to circle out of the way.
Filch takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A jab lands there for Orlov.
Filch lands a nice leg kick that just misses Orlov's sensitive parts.
Filch connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Orlov momentarily.
Orlov slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Orlov throws a series of punches but Filch avoids them all with ease.
A quick step to the side and Filch tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Filch fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Filch defending well as Orlov loads up on a big left hand.
Orlov closes the distance and lands a one-two.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Orlov throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Orlov takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A lazy left from Filch finds it's target.
Orlov swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Filch fails with an attempt to clinch.
Orlov clobbers Filch with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Orlov misses with an uppercut
and Filch counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Filch blocks a jab.
Orlov catches Filch with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Orlov fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Orlov misses with a left hand
and Filch counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Filch lands a nice shot that snaps Orlov's head back.
Orlov slips under a jab.
Boris Orlov is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Orlov takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Filch keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice jab there from Filch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Orlov bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Filch slips under a jab from Orlov.
Filch drops down looking for a counter takedown but Orlov sprawls and moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Orlov catches Filch right on the button with a cross.
Orlov misses with a looping right.
An attempted straight right counter from Filch misses the target.
Orlov misses with a two punch combination.
Filch is looking to counter the offense by Orlov and move into the clinch.
Orlov throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Filch tries to clinch but Orlov moves out of range.
Orlov misses with an uppercut. Filch saw that one coming.
Boris Orlov seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Orlov swats away the attempt to clinch by Filch.
Orlov throws the left hand but Filch avoids the punch easily.
Orlov takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Orlov ducks right into an uppercut from Filch.
Filch uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Orlov.
Orlov rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Filch makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Zilch Filch will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Filch moves into range and clinches up with Orlov.
Boris Orlov has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Filch works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Filch misses with a hook to the ribs.
Orlov is trying to force a seperation but Filch has the dominant position.

Orlov breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Orlov throws a body shot but no joy.
Orlov takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Orlov throws out a powerful jab.
A shot to the body from Orlov misses
and Filch counters with a straight right hand.

Filch has Orlov up against the ropes in a clinch.
Filch tries to work over Orlov's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Filch lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Orlov backwards.
Orlov wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Orlov's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Orlov wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Filch has him pressed against the ropes.

Orlov breaks the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Orlov lands a lovely overhand right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orlov misses with an uppercut.
Orlov avoids the head kick by Filch.
Orlov throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Filch counters with an outside leg kick.
Orlov throws a big shot that misses.
Filch lands a body shot.
Orlov misses with a left hand
and Filch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A lazy left from Filch finds it's target.

Orlov is rocked!
Filch cracks Orlov with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Orlov is still on wobbly legs! Can Filch finish him?
Filch slips a straight right by Orlov.
The fighters circle momentarily. Filch darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Filch circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Orlov tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Filch wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zilch Filch!
During a confident post fight interview, Zilch Filch thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
In defeat, Boris Orlov stepped up to the mic, saying 'Got vodka?'.