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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Biff Raper (ranked 234 p4p, 33 weight class) and Sir Reginald Beefcake (ranked 4300 p4p, 368 weight class). Raper comes to the cage accompanied by Torso fuck - Raped by Elephants. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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255 lbs
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270 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
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BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Biff Raper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sir Reginald Beefcake!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Aleksandr Martynov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Raper lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
It looks like Sir Reginald Beefcake has been cut.
Raper throws a nice inside leg kick.
Raper closes the distance and clinches.
Raper scores with a shoulder strike.
Raper takes a knee right on the jaw!
It looks like Biff Raper has been cut.
Raper tries to work over Beefcake's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Raper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Raper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Raper misses with the head strike.
Beefcake misses with a knee strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Raper.
Raper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Raper.
Raper blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Raper scores with a hook to the body.
Beefcake looks winded!
Raper lands a shoulder strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Raper.
Raper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Beefcake with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Raper lands a right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beefcake misses with a knee strike.
Beefcake stalling in the clinch but Raper improves position.
Raper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Beefcake avoiding damage.
Raper gets through Beefcake's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Raper.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Raper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Raper lands with a left to the head.
Raper lands a shoulder strike.
Beefcake is rocked!
Beefcake takes a shot to the head.
Beefcake is still on wobbly legs! Can Raper finish him?
Raper is muscling Beefcake up against the cage and as Beefcake bounces back off, Raper cracks him with a huge right hand! Beefcake crumples to the mat - he's out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Biff Raper!
Biff Raper retains his heavyweight title!
Our winner, Biff Raper, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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