PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Island Boy (ranked 1458 p4p, 187 weight class) and Turd McPherson (ranked 1438 p4p, 186 weight class). Turd McPherson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Boy
vs
McPherson

190 cm
26
275 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

225 cm
26
292 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Good gas tank

BEAST

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Island Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Turd McPherson!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Winston Alpacca and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boy lands a nice hook to McPherson's body. McPherson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

McPherson is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Boy's half guard.
McPherson looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Ground and pound from McPherson.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Boy looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Boy is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. McPherson connects with a nice short shot to Boy's temple.
McPherson tries to pass the half guard into mount. Boy knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Boy taking some punishment here, with McPherson in his half guard.

Boy is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but McPherson pulls his head out easily.

McPherson is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Boy defends it well.
Nice strikes from McPherson there.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Boy is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but McPherson pulls his head out easily.
McPherson not doing much here.

Boy actively working from the bottom here.
McPherson scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McPherson lands a nice short elbow.
McPherson scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
McPherson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. McPherson connects with a nice short shot to Boy's temple.
McPherson passes to side control.
Boy taking punishment in the form of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McPherson in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Boy looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! McPherson turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd McPherson!
During a confident post fight interview, Turd McPherson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.