PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mon Ster (ranked 504 p4p, 81 weight class) and Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 301 p4p, 47 weight class). Ster kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Automatic - Monster. Diddlybottom has chosen Milquetoast as his entrance music. Milktoast Diddlybottom will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Ster
vs
Diddlybottom

194 cm
32
270 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

213 cm
34
273 lbs
19 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Freebok (85% Laundry)

Pit Bull Development
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mon Ster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Colin Fotheringham and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diddlybottom jabs Ster right on the nose. Ster blinks but takes it well.
Ster throws a jab but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Ster defends it well.
Diddlybottom lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ster throws a body punch but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Diddlybottom scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ster doesn't seem bothered though.
Ster moves out of range of the body kick from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Diddlybottom throws a half hearted mid kick.
Ster has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Team Beta Fail in the buildup to the fight.
Diddlybottom throws a shot from downtown. Ster moves away and avoids it.
Ster blocks a head kick by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ster was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Diddlybottom looks to score with a jab to the body but Ster is just out of range.
Ster lands with an overhand left.

It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom scores with a head kick. Ster tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

It looks like Mon Ster has been cut.
Diddlybottom connects with a solid leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Ster throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Diddlybottom stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Ster follows into mount!

Diddlybottom is rocked!
Diddlybottom takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Ster's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mon Ster!
A relieved looking Mon Ster thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Milktoast Diddlybottom had this to say: 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.