PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Piss Moan (ranked 1339 p4p, 177 weight class) and Ulysses Blazkov (ranked 2564 p4p, 283 weight class). Ulysses Blazkov has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Piss Moan's chin.

Moan
vs
Blazkov

207 cm
22
282 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

194 cm
22
290 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Urban Fighter
Groove Gear

Bee Krazy
Zenith Nutrition (160q/$200)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Piss Moan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ulysses Blazkov!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Andrew Berry and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moan digs a good body shot into Blazkov's ribs.
Piss Moan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Blazkov throws a shot to the body.
Blazkov moves out of range of the strikes.
Moan misses with a straight left.
Moan takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Moan looks to land a combination but Blazkov avoids it well.
Moan swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Moan throws a jab when Blazkov was well out of range.
Blazkov follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Moan lands a right hook to the body.
Blazkov steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Moan.
Blazkov uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Moan.
Moan keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Moan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Blazkov.
Moan lands a jab to Blazkov's midsection.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Moan throws a right and a left that Blazkov avoids nicely.
A little jabbing left from Blazkov on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Blazkov keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Moan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moan scores with a sloppy right hand. Blazkov should have avoided that one.
Blazkov with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Moan to score with a decent uppercut.
Blazkov keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Blazkov replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Moan blocks it well.
Moan connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Blazkov throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Sloppy strikes from Moan. Those never looked like landing.
Blazkov scores with a kick to the midsection.
Moan throws a poor cross that misses
and Blazkov counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Piss Moan has been cut.
Moan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Blazkov sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Blazkov is trying to counter with his kicks.
Blazkov throws a nice inside leg kick.
Moan fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Moan moves out of range of the body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Blazkov moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blazkov slips under a jab.
Moan misses with an uppercut
and Blazkov counters with a nice leg kick.
Moan is breathing heavily.
Blazkov looks to score with a jab to the body but Moan is just out of range.
Moan looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Blazkov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Moan clobbers Blazkov with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A swing and a miss from Moan.
Blazkov unleashes a big counter combination but Moan bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Moan throws a poor cross that misses
and Blazkov counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice defenses there by Blazkov.
Nice defenses there by Blazkov.
A nice leg kick lands there from Blazkov.
Blazkov slips a jab and a cross from Moan.
Blazkov doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Blazkov cracks the inside of Moan's front leg.
Blazkov displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Moan throws out the jab.
Moan misses with a hook. Blazkov ducked under it nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blazkov scores with a sloppy right hand. Moan should have avoided that one.
Moan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Blazkov throws out a counter right but Moan avoids it with no problem.
Blazkov misses with a straight left.
Blazkov staying out of range there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Moan. Blazkov does a little dance to reset his feet.
Moan lands with a right hand.
Moan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Blazkov moves away.
Blazkov has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Moan misses with a combination
letting Blazkov counter with a right hand.
Blazkov keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Moan.
Blazkov swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Moan throws a poor cross that misses
letting Blazkov counter with a right hand.
Moan darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Moan throws a shot from downtown. Blazkov moves away and avoids it.
Moan misses with a lunging right hand

and Blazkov counters with a crisp right hand that drops Moan! Blazkov lets Moan back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Piss Moan's cut is getting worse.
Moan misses with a right hand
and Blazkov counters with a huge right that knocks Moan out cold! Blazkov is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ulysses Blazkov!
Ulysses Blazkov decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.