PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Chungus (ranked 5215 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba Barzilla (ranked 24233 p4p, 0 weight class). Barzilla is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ima Boss. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Chungus
vs
Barzilla

200 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

201 cm
26
300 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Big Chungus !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bubba Barzilla!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barzilla moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

It looks like Big Chungus has been cut.
Barzilla fails with the takedown.
Barzilla tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Chungus manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

Chungus gets a clinch.
Chungus manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Chungus is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Barzilla pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Barzilla is working Chungus over against the cage.
Chungus is breathing heavily.
Chungus managing to block the knees to the body from Barzilla.
Chungus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Barzilla looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Barzilla lands a right hand.
A frustrated look appears on Barzilla's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Barzilla misses with a body punch.
Chungus drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Barzilla gets the underhooks and prevents it.

Chungus pulls guard successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Barzilla stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Barzilla fails to land with a series of punches.
Barzilla shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Chungus as he jumps to the side.
Barzilla moves in looking to clinch but Chungus pushes him off.
Barzilla throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Barzilla throws a right and a left that both miss.

Chungus forces Barzilla back against the cage and clinches.
Chungus missing with knees to the body.
Barzilla creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Barzilla is trying to break the clinch but Chungus is controlling him.
Good body shot from Barzilla.
Chungus has had enough of the clinch but Barzilla keeps him there for the moment.
Barzilla fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Big Chungus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bubba Barzilla.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chungus is trying to drag Barzilla to the mat but Barzilla just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Barzilla lands a nice shot to the body.
Barzilla misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Barzilla is trying to break free.
Chungus drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Chungus blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Chungus looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Barzilla can't find room to land a body shot as Chungus controls the action.
Chungus is looking to take this one to the mat.
Chungus tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Barzilla smiles and moves away.
Barzilla looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Barzilla scores with a nice head shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Barzilla is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Chungus is starting to get sloppy and is letting his hands down. Barzilla just took advantage and landed a stinging jab. Oh! Now a right hook, right on the button! Chungus has gone limp and this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Bubba Barzilla!
Post fight, an emotional Bubba Barzilla said 'Yeet yeet lmaoooo'.