PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Just Whymer (ranked 285 p4p, 40 weight class) and Jack Number (ranked 2514 p4p, 336 weight class). Number is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by This is A Film - Iggy Pop (Goran Bregovič). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Whymer
vs
Number

194 cm
23
209 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

150 cm
27
205 lbs
13 - 16 - 0

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Just Whymer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jack Number!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Jorge Garcia and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Number misses with the combination.
Number misses with a wild combination.
Whymer connects with a body shot that sends Number's belly button to the back.
Number looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Number looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Whymer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Number.
We've been told by Whymer's head coaches at Ryōzanpaku Dojo that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Number throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Whymer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Whymer lands with an overhand left.
Number misses with a double jab
and Whymer counters with a one-two to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Number throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Whymer misses with a kick to the body.
Whymer lands with a big left! Number is wobbled badly! Whymer comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Number to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Just Whymer!
Our winner, Just Whymer, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.