PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Beavis Butthead (ranked 4205 p4p, 306 weight class) and Queen Boudica (ranked 4139 p4p, 304 weight class). Butthead kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks and Cannibal Girls. Boudica is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Dropkick Murphys. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Butthead
vs
Boudica

168 cm
25
155 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

165 cm
20
141 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Beavis Butthead!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Queen Boudica!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Vladimir Khabensky and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boudica throws a quick inside leg kick.
Boudica turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Butthead shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Boudica shoots in for a takedown but Butthead shows good takedown defense.

Butthead drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Butthead scoring with some ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Boudica is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Butthead throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Butthead with a flurry of punches that miss.
Butthead preventing the sweep.
Butthead in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Boudica has control of Butthead's left arm, preventing Butthead from doing any damage.
Butthead postures up in Boudica's guard and throws a big left but Boudica blocks it.
Butthead throwing strikes from guard but Boudica blocks nicely.
Butthead throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Butthead throws a strike but Boudica rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Boudica looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Boudica is standing up over Butthead. Butthead looks to escape but Boudica dives into side control.
Butthead takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Butthead struggling a bit here.

Boudica thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Butthead can't do much from the bottom here.
Boudica working the strikes but Butthead uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Boudica is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boudica is nestled in close to Butthead, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Butthead keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Butthead tries to get to full guard but Boudica has control of the leg.
Boudica drops an elbow to the side of Butthead's head.
Boudica wants to lay and pray for a moment but Butthead keeps working.
Boudica throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Butthead to regain full guard.
Boudica won't allow Butthead to get back to his feet.
Butthead avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butthead looking to control.
Butthead definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Boudica working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Boudica is in close to Butthead's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Boudica advances position into side control!
Boudica wants to control but Butthead is keeping him busy.
Sloppy strikes there by Boudica.
Boudica working the ground and pound but Butthead is defending the strikes.
Boudica postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
The strikes coming from Boudica are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Boudica postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Butthead is positioning himself to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butthead wants to control but Boudica postures up.
Butthead taking punishment in the form of punches.

Boudica wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Butthead, who protects the arm well.
Boudica throws an elbow but Butthead slips to the side and avoids it well.
Butthead seems a little lost for a moment, as Boudica dominates the positioning.
Boudica throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Butthead on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Butthead tries to get out of the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Boudica trying to control the action but Butthead is working from the bottom.
Butthead is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Queen Boudica dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Boudica lands a slapping body shot.
Boudica fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Butthead has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Butthead fails with a takedown attempt.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Boudica.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Boudica.
Butthead gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Butthead on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Boudica. Boudica obviously looking to wear him down.
Boudica leaves Butthead with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Butthead takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Butthead looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Boudica is fending him off so far but Butthead persists. Nope, Boudica circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Beavis Butthead. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Boudica stuffs the takedown attempt from Butthead. Butthead gets slowly back to his feet.
Butthead is trying hard to land a takedown here. Boudica sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Boudica stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Boudica wants it to stay on the feet.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Butthead has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Boudica.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boudica digs a good body shot into Butthead's ribs.
Boudica lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

Butthead is rocked!
Butthead wants to stay close but Boudica steps back to make room for something. Butthead seems frozen to the spot and bam! huge swing of the leg from Boudica and Butthead drops like he has been shot! A huge head kick and it's all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Queen Boudica!
An out of breath Queen Boudica thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.