PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Ryan (ranked 1135 p4p, 175 weight class) and Huggle Muffin Sweetie Pie (ranked 731 p4p, 118 weight class). Huggle Muffin Sweetie Pie is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Ryan
vs
Muffin Sweetie Pie

188 cm
28
212 lbs
21 - 10 - 0

190 cm
24
207 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Groove Gear

KOMBAT KLOTHING

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jimmy Ryan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Huggle Muffin Sweetie Pie!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Albert Achterberg and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ryan fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Sweetie Pie, pushing him back against the cage.

Sweetie Pie gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Ryan pushes Sweetie Pie off looking to stand but Sweetie Pie dives back in and keeps control.
Sweetie Pie throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Ground and pound from Sweetie Pie.
Sweetie Pie missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Ryan trying to control but Sweetie Pie postures up.
Sweetie Pie thows a huge punch but Ryan dodges it nicely.
Sweetie Pie is nestled in close to Ryan, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Sweetie Pie lands with a punch from half guard.
Ryan is trying to get back to full guard.
Ryan's coaches at Canadian Elite Bruins Gym have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
Ryan is controlling Sweetie Pie's trapped leg to prevent Sweetie Pie from advancing to side control.
Sweetie Pie thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ryan is trying to get back to full guard.
Sweetie Pie misses with a head shot. Ryan uses the momentum to regain guard.
Ryan has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ryan is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Sweetie Pie lands a couple of digs.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sweetie Pie throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Ryan has control of Sweetie Pie's left arm, preventing Sweetie Pie from doing any damage.
Sweetie Pie works over Ryan with some ground and pound from guard.
Sweetie Pie distracts Ryan with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Sweetie Pie postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Ryan holds on and takes a little breather.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sweetie Pie is looking to work some ground and pound but Ryan has wrist control.
Sweetie Pie is fighting to break Ryan's control of his arms but Ryan is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Ryan's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Sweetie Pie throwing strikes from guard but Ryan blocks nicely.
Ryan avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Sweetie Pie postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Ryan is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Sweetie Pie is looking to work some ground and pound but Ryan has wrist control.
Ryan has Sweetie Pie pulled in close to control his posture.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Huggle Muffin Sweetie Pie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ryan connects with a high kick.

It looks like Huggle Muffin Sweetie Pie has been cut.
Sweetie Pie shoots in for a takedown but Ryan shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Sweetie Pie throws a push kick but Ryan slaps the foot to one side.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ryan lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sweetie Pie has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sweetie Pie and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

Sweetie Pie darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Sweetie Pie missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ryan is controlling Sweetie Pie's trapped leg to prevent Sweetie Pie from advancing to side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ryan wants to get back to his feet.
Sweetie Pie is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Sweetie Pie sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Ryan defending well though.
Sweetie Pie takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Ryan wants to improve his position but Sweetie Pie is controlling well.
Ryan trying to control here.
Ryan keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Ryan keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Sweetie Pie working the head and body with strikes.
Sweetie Pie scores with a big shot! Ryan's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Ryan! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Huggle Muffin Sweetie Pie!
Huggle Muffin Sweetie Pie made sure to mention his sponsor, THE END 32 in his post fight interview.