PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kvame Zulu (ranked 320 p4p, 45 weight class) and Vladimir Impaler (ranked 224 p4p, 32 weight class). Zulu comes to the cage accompanied by Big Badaboom. Kvame Zulu is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Zulu
vs
Impaler

205 cm
27
265 lbs
15 - 4 - 0

215 cm
26
285 lbs
19 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Groove Gear
Blue Moon

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kvame Zulu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Vladimir Impaler!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Jorge Garcia and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zulu connects with a crisp jab.
Zulu fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Impaler on the side of the head.
Zulu feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Impaler's calf.
A looping hook to the body misses from Impaler. Zulu does a little dance to reset his feet.
Zulu looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zulu misses with an uppercut
and Impaler counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
A big right from Impaler misses.
Kvame Zulu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zulu slips under a jab.
Zulu lands with a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Impaler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zulu swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Zulu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Zulu throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Impaler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Impaler swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Zulu throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Impaler! But no joy.
Zulu displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Impaler throws out the jab.
Zulu misses with a body shot
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Zulu lands a leg kick that knocks Impaler off balance momentarily.
Impaler scores with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Impaler wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Impaler moves out of range of the leg kick from Zulu.
Zulu misses with a left hand
and Zulu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Zulu pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Impaler misses with a jab to the body
and Zulu makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Zulu loads up on a big right hand but Impaler slips the punch.
Zulu misses the body punch
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Kvame Zulu has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Impaler moves away from the strike by Zulu.
Impaler connects with a single shot there.
Zulu lands a nice looking body kick.
Impaler misses the jab.
Zulu was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zulu.
Zulu misses with a body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Zulu misses the target.
It seemed like Impaler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Zulu swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zulu buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Zulu scores with a spinning back kick!
That kick from Zulu tenderised Impaler's leg. Impaler is trying to keep his angry face on.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Zulu.
Crunch! Zulu slams his shin into Impaler's torso.
Zulu defending well as Impaler loads up on a big left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A swing and a miss from Impaler.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kvame Zulu dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kvame Zulu's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Impaler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Zulu.
Zulu blocks a jab.
Impaler throws a big shot that misses.
Zulu wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Zulu throws a lazy uppercut
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Zulu misses with a hook
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler walks into a stiff left hand from Zulu.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Impaler might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Zulu has got the better of the exchanges.
Zulu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Impaler.
Zulu swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zulu looks to land a right hand but Impaler moved out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Impaler.
Zulu throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler counters with a right hand to the body.
Zulu doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Zulu just misses with a punch to the body.
Kvame Zulu is winning the standup battle so far.
Zulu takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Impaler looks to land a left hand but Zulu moved out of range nicely.
A little feinted left hand from Zulu on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Zulu lands a big head kick that sends Impaler tumbling to the mat! Zulu takes a step backwards and waves Impaler back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Impaler is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zulu feints and then cracks Impaler's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Impaler down.
Zulu uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Impaler.
Impaler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Impaler checks a low kick from Zulu.
Impaler stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zulu.
Zulu pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A little jabbing left from Impaler on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Impaler fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Impaler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zulu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Impaler.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Impaler misses with an uppercut.
Impaler misses with a hook
and Zulu counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Zulu pushes Impaler away with a front kick.
Impaler is breathing heavily.
Zulu lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Zulu misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Impaler.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Impaler misses with an uppercut
and Zulu counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A looping hook to the body misses from Impaler. Zulu does a little dance to reset his feet.
Impaler's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Impaler avoids a kick to the body.
Impaler throws an overhand right that lands on Zulu's shoulder, as Zulu tries to avoid the shot.
Zulu thinks about countering with a body kick.
Impaler misses the jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Zulu misses the target.
Impaler throws a lazy right hand but Zulu sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Zulu tried to counter with a leg kick but Impaler avoided it.
Impaler walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kvame Zulu dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Kvame Zulu's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Zulu throws a low kick but Impaler moves out of range easily.
Impaler takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Zulu throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Zulu throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Impaler let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Impaler swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Zulu counters with a nice right hand that sends Impaler toppling to the canvas! Impaler scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Zulu finish him?!
Impaler is still on wobbly legs! Can Zulu finish him?
Zulu is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Impaler can do to turn this around?
Impaler moves out of range of the strikes.
Impaler lands with a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Impaler misses with an uppercut.
Zulu plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends Impaler swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Impaler face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kvame Zulu!
Kvame Zulu decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.